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The Lifeguarding
League of America

presents,

Pool Safety.

A summer day at the pool can
be the most fun in the world,

right up until it's not.

That's why it's your
job as a lifeguard

to be as up to date on
current safety standards.

That's right, Chris.

But there are so many
rules and regulations.

How do you do it?

I refresh my memory by

going over the certified
lifeguard safety guide

once a week.

This should always
be kept at hand

in your guard shack.

Pocket sized waterproof versions

are also available and
heavily recommended.

Knowing the rules

and regulations are so important

because incidents will occur.

When you do hear
someone in distress,

act quickly and calmly.

Before doing any
hands on assistance.

Be sure that help
is truly needed.

Sir! Sir!

Are you in need of assistance?

No response means

assistance is needed.

Uh-oh! Two hands
crossed over the throat

is the universal
sign for choking.

No need to hesitate.

Ugh!

Thanks, Mr..

The best way to save someone's
life is to prevent them

from getting in trouble
in the first place.

That's right, Jackie.

The most important thing a
lifeguard can do is prevent.

You must always remember
the acronym L.I.F.E. First,

you must always listen.

Listen for calls from
help, from the pool,

and even for calls for
help from the pool deck.

Inform.

Make sure all patrons know
the rules of the pool.

If any of your younger pool
goers refuse to follow the rules,

inform their
parents or guardian.

And remember,

sometimes even adults
need to be informed.

F is for Focus.

A hot summer's day

can bring a lot of excitement

to your patrons
with music, games

and other summer fun activities.

You must always be focused

on the swimmers.

They are your
number one priority.

And finally Everyone.

All patrons should
be accounted for.

When everyone has a safe
and fun time at your pool,

you know you've done your job.

There are so many
rules and regulations.

Do I have to know them all?

Yes you do.

Failing to enforce

even one rule can cause you

to lose your job or
even someone's life.

Well, I'd say we've
done a great job.

Wouldn't you agree, Chris?

I sure would, but
that doesn't mean

we can't practice after hours.

Well, what do you
want to work on?

Mouth to mouth.

That's enough of
these for today.

I don’t know a lot of people.

Bobby, Bill,

uh, Jaden, Jayda

Who are all these guys?

I want you back here
by eleven thirty, Jeff

Do I seriously
still need a curfew?

Most of them won't even be
there till eleven thirty.

You wanna stay out all night?

Go find your own place to live.

Hey, Jeff, you don't
need the car, right?

Yeah, no, I'm getting picked up.

Wait!

Where do you need to go?

I have my opening
guard meeting today.

Oh, yes. You mentioned
that was today.

Have fun.

Um, does His Highness
over here need a curfew?

I don't need to tell him

because he has never
come home late.

You could learn a thing or two

from your younger brother.

Yeah, I could learn
about being a loser.

Hey!

It's true.

You've always been my favorite.

Have fun. Don't drown.

Hey!

Dang it, Jeff!

Turn the radio down

before turning the car off.

It’s not hard.

So you're excited
to start working?

Yeah. I’m Just excited
to be around some

like minded people for a change.

Yeah, everyone at school
has just become a little...

Yeah, I was gonna say risky

But, yeah, that explain it too.

I’ll do my best to
come visit when I can

but I really want to
work as much as possible.

Harvard’s not gonna
pay for itself

[Music plays

I mean, yeah,

if I get perfect
grades all semester,

it might literally
pay for itself

but I’m not gonna
take that chance

I’m going to speed limit!

So, anyway, you didn't
join the sorority?

How many times do
I have to tell you,

sororities aren’t
my thing. Okay?

You have to like,
turn in your grades

and you can't get in trouble
with the school and stuff

I went to college to get away from
that sort of parental oversight

Yeah, but it's still fun.

I like it

Fine! I went to one
rush event, but only

because my friend
begged me to go, okay.

We ended up being kicked
out like half way through.

OMG! Hi!

Missed you too, Tory

A pleasure, Emma

Are you girls ready for another
exciting summer of lifeguarding?

Yes. I'm so excited to watch

the annoying children of upper
class parents for minimum wage.

Mm-hmm

Did you know we have
the lowest minimum wage

of any developed nation?

Well, if you want to get paid

more then live in
Canada, be my guest.

Oh, good. Kyle's back this year.

I thought you would
have joined the army

and invaded a small
country by now.

So if you wanna join
the Crazy Brenda's,

make sure that you
smash that follow button

and drop it low on
the like button.

Anyways, I have to go to
the stupid meeting now.

I love you all. Bye.

Hey, guys.

Look at all these
beautiful people.

Norb, I, uh, didn't think
you'd be back this year.

Yeah, I know. I know.

Everybody's on the
edge of their seat

waiting to see if I come
back for the summer.

Well, rest assured, I will be
here full time all summer long.

You didn't even
tell me, asshole.

What? Maybe I like a
little drama in my life.

Speaking of drama.

First guard party this Friday.

You guys in?

I'm ready to party right now.

Yeah, I got some
beers in my car.

Do you think the weed I stashed
in my locker is still here?

I don't know, but I have a pen
in my bag if you want a hit

Hey. New guy.

Wanna party this Friday?

Oh, I'm Norb, by the way.

Um, what?

Holy fish paste. It's a guy.

I thought you were
some life like dummy

that we were gonna
be practicing on

Winston!

I'm Tory.

What's your name?

I'm Mike.

Hi, Mike

Sorry I didn't introduce
myself yet. I’m Emma

So, uh, what brings you to this
fine aquatic establishment?

Research shows that having
a summer job in high school

increases your chance of
college admittance by 45%.

And then having some
sort of certification

like CPR, increases,
uh, an additional 15%.

DORK!

Stop it!

Well, you're in the right place.

This is the best
summer job there is.

Probably the best job. Period.

Norb, how the hell are we?

Meg-Attack

I'm happy to see you this year.

Hi, happy to see you this year,

I'm Maggie.

This girl doesn't miss a beat.

We're doing the guard
party on Friday.

You in?

Yes.

We're gonna get these
new guards blitzed.

Am I allowed at
this guard party?

I'm not 21.

Oh! He's being serious.

Oh! I'm going to enjoy

corrupting this boy.

Everyone here. Great.

Let's get started.

Welcome to all the
2023 Summer lifeguards.

Let's not clap every
time I stop talking.

Okay, Norb? I can’t
be here all day.

I'm sorry, boss.
I'm just so excited.

Um, is everyone
here? Where’s Paul?

He got a big job.

Oh, really?

Good for him.

Yeah, I suppose.

Okay, we have a few
new summer lifeguards,

so why don't you stand up
and introduce yourself?

Uh, Mr. McHenry Sowolski?

That can't be right.

Yeah. That's me.

What's your first name?

McHenry or Sowolski?

McHenry.

Your first name is McHenry?

Yeah, like, y-you know
that old phrase, like,

you can't trust somebody
with two first names?

Well, my parents
want me to be, like,

extra trustworthy, so they
give me two last names.

Your parents didn't
trust you as a baby?

Babies are wild, man.

Next, we have, uh, Brenda
Nichols. Uh, Brenda.

Oh, my gosh!

I am literally

about to speak at this
meeting right now.

Comment down below if public
speaking is the worst!

Argh!

My apologies, everyone.

I am under a contract.

Um, hi! My name is Brenda.

I am a current student
at Saint Thomas.

Uh, and I am the
president of the Math club

and vice president of the
speech and debate team.

I'm very excited
to be working here.

Okay.

Oh, uh, wait.

And if you want to be
part of the Crazy Brenda’s

make sure to follow me
on all social media.

Okay.

Uh, next up.

Mike, uh. De-, uh,

Domino.

Mike.

Hello, I'm Mike Domino.

I'm really excited to join
such a prestigious club

and a group of
wonderful lifeguards.

Is he talking about us?

Okay, for all you
returning guards,

you all know the drill.

Your job is to keep
the pool area clean,

keep the chlorine levels good.

And above all else,

Have fun!

Uh, no.

Keep the patrons alive.

Oh.

Alright. J-just do your jobs.

I don't want to get a
call from Mr. Porter again

because one of you pushed
his kid into the pool.

I expect you all
to act like adults.

Norb!

You most of all, I'm entrusting
you to keep everyone in line.

On top of all this,

we'll still have our
weekly skills meeting

on Tuesday mornings at 7 A.M.

Oh, you want me to make
it Saturday mornings?

That's what I thought.

Hi, Mike.

Got any fun plans tonight?

Yeah.

I'm at the point of no
return in this book.

Oh, cool.

Um, not planning on
going anywhere then?

No. Why?

Just wondering.

Hey, how about we order a pizza?

Whatever toppings you want

and find a fun movie to watch.

Mom, I already had
pizza this week.

I won't tell anyone.

Mom, I'm going out.

Do I even want to
know where or what?

Um. probably not, no.

Hey, any chance you want to take
your little brother with you?

What? No, no, no.

He's just gonna
complain the whole time.

Come on, just this once.

I worry about him.

He's a lost cause.

He just needs a little push.

I don't know what to tell you.

Look at him.

I wish he was a
little more like you.

Really?

You know what?

Just hold on to that thought.

I love the smell of
chlorine in the morning.

265 days, 7 hours,
and 15 minutes.

We are back, baby.

I still don't like it.

Man, we used to
listen to this song

every morning back
when I started here.

I don't know, Norb.

I think you gotta keep this
summer music to the professionals.

Mm-hmm.

Brian Wilson and Jimmy Buffet.

Common,

I've spent the past 3 months
curating this lifeguard playlist.

Each song has to go
through so many listens

and just rigorous testing.

It's quite a process.

Hey, new guy!

Mike, how the hell are we?

You're late.

Oh, my gosh, I am?

I'm so sorry.

I could have sworn...

It will not happen
again, I promise.

Dude, you're not late.

Pretty early, actually.

Don't, don't mind them.

They may give you
some new guy hazing.

And I might do it too,

but you are Mike, right?

Yeah, I usually go by Mike,

but Michael works if we need
to be more professional here.

Dude, you can leave that
professional personality at the door.

There's no place for it here.

Yeah. I can be unprofessional
at my profession, that's cool.

There you go.

Alright you guys, it is now
officially 10 A.M, o'clock

on this fine
Memorial Day weekend,

which means that
we are officially

Open!

You know, I thought
it'd be more busy today.

Oh well, let's try
again tomorrow.

Cornhole?

Yup!

So...

Mike?

What's your biggest regret?

What?

Hey, it's too early
in the morning

for these deep
questions, alright?

I'm just asking a question
to get to know the guy!

I guess...

not getting perfect
attendance in grade school?

Seriously?

Yeah, I only missed one day

because my family had to go to some
great aunt or something's funeral.

I don't even know who it was.

You gotta get some
bigger regrets, my man.

Why would I want bigger regrets?

I'm pretty angry about that one.

Man, when I was your age,

we had this huge
beehive in my backyard.

My parent's always told me,

you ignore the bees,

and they'll ignore you.

Well, I didn't listen.

I took a bat to that thing

like it was a freaking piñata.

Cut to 45 seconds later,

I'm running down the street

getting stung on
every inch of my body.

It's the last time I
ever mess with bees.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but if you would have just

listened to your parents
in the first place,

you wouldn't have had to
go to the hospital at all.

Also, a valid takeaway
from that story.

Didn't you kill that kid

that one time or something?

I did not kill
that kid, shut up.

Hey, Mike, I got
a regret for you.

What's that?

Making Norb your partner.

Who-ho!

Oh, just get used
to seeing this Norb.

You're gonna see it all summer.

Yeah, yeah.

We're supposed to have
someone up in the chair

if someone's swimming, correct?

It's just one kid.

Just listen for the
splash as it stops.

No, no, no.

Mike is right again.

We should have
somebody up there.

Uh, any takers?

First chair of the year?

That's the newbie's job.

Hey, he's not wrong.

What about you, McHenry?

Oh, I'm not working today.

Oh, yeah.

Uh, okay.

You're up, Mike.

What kind of
lifeguards are these?

Are they even CPR certified?

Pull yourself together, Mike.

This is your new safe space.

All that matters up
here are the rules.

That is our bread and butter.

Just watch this little kid.

She's with her mom.

No problem.

Woah! he just jumped in there.

That looked dangerous.

You're fine.

Deep breaths.

In and out.

She's drinking in the pool,

but that's fine, right?

I mean, I think it's fine.

Oh, my God.

I don't even know the rules.

I'm gonna get fired.

I'm gonna die.

Hey, Mike.

S-sorry, you startled me.

W-what's up?

It's, uh, time to switch.

It's been 30 minutes already?

Uh, yeah.

Jeez! That flew by.

Yeah, I daydream all the time.

It's nice in these
slow mornings.

I've fallen asleep a few times.

Try not to do that.

Hey.

Hey.

How was the first day?

Good, good.

No one drowned,

so I guess you could
say it was a success.

I would agree.

Hey, is Tim here today?

Oh, he's too busy running
the rest of the club

to ever come boss us around.

Why?

I need to give him
a printed version

of my certification.

Oh, my God, don't
worry about that.

Listen, if anyone
needs to come in here

and verify that we're
actual lifeguards,

that means we're in
seriously deep shit already.

Good luck on the rest of today.

See you all tomorrow.

See you later, alligator.

Hey, don't forget about our
lifeguard meeting on Tuesday.

Won't miss it for the world.

Uh, it's not that important.

What you absolutely can't miss

is my epic party tonight.

Cool, yeah.

Sounds like fun.

Hey, Spartacus.

Persians await.

What are you doing?

I have to film
this TikTok dance.

If I don't get it posted
soon, I'm screwed.

I hate that.

Tell me about it.

Hey, Mike, right?

Yeah.

Emma.

Right.

Sorry.

Uh, couple of time.

You just finished first day?

Yeah, it went...

well...

I think.

Well, I'm hopefully of like a
shift or something together soon

like to get to know
each other more.

Maybe through the pool.

That'd be great!

I look forward to it.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

Oh, what the

Hey, Mads.

Come on. come on, come on.

Ah!

You shot! You shot!

Uh, here we go.

Okay

Guys, you're not supposed
to be on the lane lines.

Rules are rules,

keep doing it, I'm
telling your mom.

Threatening with
parental involvement.

Good move.

You're learning pretty fast.

I'm just glad he
didn't call my bluff.

I don't know his mom.

So, uh,

what are you doing Saturday?

There's a new nature
documentary coming out.

I'd probably watch that.

What's up?

Well, I'm having
another, like, party,

get together thing
on Saturday, and,

you know, totally no pressure.

You can invite
whoever you want, but

we really missed you last time.

You should come, man.

Yeah, sorry.

I got held up with,
uh, family thing.

Yeah, totally.

And, like, I wouldn't
want to rip you away

from any of your sick plans.

Oh, uh, you're good, by the way.

But it will be a good time.

We'll get some beers in us

and some dancing out of us.

I can't drink.

I'm not 21.

Shh!

Half the lifeguards I
worked with weren’t 21.

It never stopped them.

But if you do want to stop by,

partaking a few libations,

would be plenty to go around.

And if not, it's
just more for me.

Either way, you
should totally come.

We want to there.

Cool.

Awesome. Thank you.

Okay. Now, after
thirty compressions,

give him two breaths.

I thought it was sixty.

It's thirty.

I thought it was
thirty and one breath.

It's still two breaths.

Didn't they change it, though?

They did, it's sixty.

It's still thirty.

Why would they change it?

Are hearts different now?

It's thirty and two breaths.

I’m sure of it.

I would trust the nerd.

Enough of this.

It's thirty and two breaths.

McSorley, continue.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

- Well... - Okay. - Let's see.

Did anything change?

Well, it’s a dummy so,

there’s still no heartbeat.

God damn it!

We lost him!

Ugh!

Why must you take
him so young? Why?

There's no need for name calling

after what he's been
through, McHenry.

Well, he went swimming
without any arms or legs

so I would say he is a dummy.

Yeah. Who let him in the pool?

There should be a strike!

Very humorous.

I'm actually cackling over here.

And you guys gotta
take this seriously.

You never know when
you gonna need it.

Alright?

Look, in all the
years I've been here,

the only incident we had
was little Billy Fisher

who got so sunburned, he had
to stay home for two months.

Yeah, Bill was in
my class that year.

Missed the whole
baseball season.

Jesus.

I have been here long.

Okay, let's switch it up.

Winston, why don't
you get down here?

Scenario.

You're walking around the pool

and you see a man lying
face up by a table.

Uh-huh

There's a half eaten
hotdog next to him.

What do you think happened?

Diabetes?

Uh, I don't know.

A heart attack?

He still has a heartbeat,

but he's not breathing.

He was probably...

Choking?

Right?

Okay, so what do you wanna do?

You wanna tilt his head back

and with two finger,
stick it down, mouth

and dislodge the
hot dog down there.

Oh, I'm not doing that.

But you have to. It's your job.

That is food related.

Make one of the
food people do it.

You're a life guard.

It's clearly your jurisdiction.

I'm not sticking my fingers down

some old man’s throat to
summon some half eaten hot dog.

Instead, I will use
his lifeless corpse

as a lesson on
chewing and patience.

Okay, fine.

If you want to stop someone

from being in this situation
in the first place,

you need to know the
Heimlich maneuver.

Everyone, partner up!

Partners?

Uh, yeah.

Okay, wait.

Do you want?

Oh.

Ok. Now,

one of you get behind
the other person.

Now, what you want to do

is the person in the back

wrap your arms around
the person in the front,

right under their sternum.

- Okay.
- Yeah. Way ahead of you.

Oh, yeah. Right here. Okay.

- All right.
- Yeah, cool. Yep. - Yeah.

It's okay, Mike.

Just think of it
like a prom picture.

I kind of did, uh,
go as a group thing.

I'm not doing this.

Come on.

No, look. I'm better than this.

And you're better than this.

We don't need to do this.

There is nothing
wrong with doing

a classic every once in a while.

No!

Just let me be Leo.

I may never get
this chance again.

Now put your arms out.

Now, from here

You take one fist

and you put it into
the other hand.

But I know for a
fact you do this

with David last year.

And you lift up and in.

Actually, let's not do that.

I-I-I just think this is
a little too weird for me.

Come on. I thought we
were close friends.

We just shouldn't be
doing this as coworkers.

Mhm.

Good point.

Sir, permission to not
do this training at all

and just do it on our time

and trust that.

Yeah.

This is a dumb idea.

Scrap it.

Let's get ready to open.

Oh. Hi, Norb.

Mrs. Parker.

How are you doing this
bright and breezy day?

I'm great.

I just wanted to check in

and make sure you
and your parents

are going to be attending
Lizzie's graduation party.

She graduating already?

Man, time really does fly.

I know.

Can you believe I have
a college student?

No, I really can't.

You look like a college
student yourself.

Oh, Norb. Stop it!

I like Mrs. Parker’s hat.

She was wearing a hat?

All righty, folks.

Bread is fresh out of the oven.

It's payday.

Let’s See. We got...

Mikey.

We got Tory Glory.

And Kyle Style

Oh, man.

I really thought
this would be bigger.

I worked here every
day last week.

My rent takes half
of this right away.

This is B. S.

What? Do you think
you deserve more

for sitting in a chair all day?

As a matter of fact, I do.

I think we all should.

I reckon you should
be paid more, Kyle.

The system is designed
to keep the poor, poor

and the rich, rich.

Is that what you say

when you're off getting
your fancy coffees

and your nice bottles of wine?

You know, shut your face.

We need to...

I don't know...

Start a union. Go on strike!

Yeah, we, we can’t do that.

And why not?

Because of this.

Uh, we tried to go on strike

my first year here, and
they just laid us off.

Basically, we came back

three weeks later
with no changes.

Replaced by a sign.

That hurts the ego.

Shut up.

Oh, Mike.

Perfect timing.

Jaws is on TV.

Do you wanna come watch with me?

That little Kitner
boy just got eaten.

Oh, fun.

Quint is about to show up

and try to get the head,

the tail, the whole damn thing.

I was actually thinking
about going out tonight.

If that's alright?

Oh, really?

With who?

You don't have friends Mike.

Jeffrey!

Of course you can, honey.

Just don't be back too late.

Thank you.

I won't

But if I ended up
staying the night?

Staying the night?

Staying the night!

Yeah.

See you in the morning.

Thank you.

Good luck catching that fish.

Do you wanna go out too?

Love you. Bye.

Perfect.

What are you? A medium rare guy?

Medium rare.

Cheese?

Who am I kidding? We’re
all getting cheese.

Hey, man.

Hey, Jimmy.

I'm so glad you
could make it, man.

How have you been?

It's like once you've
tasted true Italian wine,

you can't go back to this
stuff. I would almost recommend

never trying good wine unless
you can have it every time.

If you’re not gonna drink it...

Oh, I'm still going to drink it.

I'm just saying.

Charlie!

Hey, man.

Hey. Good to see you again.

Look at the mane! Oh, my God.

I know. I'm growing it out.

We're just, we're brothers

And you. Hello.-Hi.

Your name is...

Rebecca.

Rebecca.

- Hi, how are you?
- How you doing?

I’m doing great.

Yeah me too.

It's c-, fantastic.

What's the record again?

Miguel Rodriguez.

Set in the summer of
06’, 1.41 seconds.

I'm breaking it
right now. Ready?

Okay. Ready. Set. Go!

Time.

I mean, if I was generou-, tha-,

it's 10.24.

Get me another one.

I'm not gonna get you an-,

this is number 5.

You need a burger.

I bought it, actually.

Dude, you bought a house?

That's insane.

I don't wanna count
on my chickens,

but it looks like my girlfriend

and my job are pretty safe
bets for lifelong things.

The market was right
on all fronts, so.

Are you still planning
on staying here?

Yeah. I mean,

my bills, most of my
food's paid for, so...

Why would I leave?

Can't argue with that, I guess.

But you might be able to
afford your own rent and food

if you'd got a better job.

Yeah, but, while my
job lacks in pay,

definitely makes up for
nights like tonight.

Right.

New guy!

What's up?

Hey, Kyle.

Have you seen Norb?

I wanted to say hi and

thank him for inviting me.

Frick’ that!

Let's chug these beers!

Oh.

We're drinking until our piss
is clear tonight, Mikey Boy.

Sounds dangerous, but okay.

U. S. A.

WHOOOOO!

Oh, you already got one.

Nice.

Thank you, buddy.

Yeah.

No problem, Kyle.

Thanks for having me.

Yeah.

Cool place you have.

Yeah, it's my parents house.

Once they croack it's
all mine, though.

No, I'm just kidding.

I hope we all live forever.

Let's party.

I agree that he has an
interesting verbal style.

I just think it's
lacking in substance.

Oh my god! Are you Brenda?

I'm, like, the craziest
of all Crazy Brenda’s!

My gosh! Hello girl!

Thank you for your
love and support,

my love is your love.

Like I was saying

I don't think that
Cummins is saying

what he thinks he's saying.

Hey, Mike.

Do you know where the
graham crackers are?

We're making s'mores.

Oh, um, I don't,

but I'd guess the pantry.

I was thinking the same thing.

What are you doing?

Recycling?

Um,

yeah, kinda.

I've just been filling
the same can with water

and drinking from it,

so people think
I'm drinking beer

when I'm not.

That's no way to have fun.

I know,

but I'm not supposed
to be drinking.

It is against the rules.

Whose rules?

The government's.

I thought I'd be okay
with it tonight, but

it's just not me.

What is it with you
and these rules?

Just logically makes sense.

If I break a rule I could
get hurt or in trouble.

So why do it?

My parents would love you.

Oh, yeah?

God, they piss me off.

My mom is always like,

should you really
be wearing that?

Should you really
be eating that?

I can’t trim a
fingernail in that house

without them questioning it.

They just want
what’s best for you.

Great! Now you
sound like my dad.

We should, five
support my brothers

when we have the whole act.

Listen,

rules keep people safe.

Following the rules will
get me into a good college,

good job, good life.

Is that all you want?

A good life.

What's wrong with that?

Maybe focusing so hard
on having a good life

is keeping you from
living a great one.

And keeping me from
having a terrible one.

It’s a safe bet.

It's still a bet, though.

I mean, there's no chance

that the world will
even exist tomorrow.

So live in the moment.

Also, you filling up
that beer can with water

is basically lying.

And us lifeguards, we have
a strict rule against lying.

So now what?

Now I'm very conflicted.

And if you break the lying rule,

you have to take a shot.

You do?

Yup.

Is it good?

Yeah, totally.

This one mostly taste
like strawberries.

Emma, where are the
crackers I requested?

We have perfectly
toasted marshmallows

with nothing to lay them upon!

I'll be out in a second!

Oh.

Prom's up.

You broke the lying rule.

You broke the lying rule.

Yo, Jimmy, you heading out?

Yeah, man. I got
shit to do tomorrow.

BOOOO! LAME-O!!

Listen Norb,

as a prosecuting
attorney for the city,

I'm gonna look past the
fact that you're buying

and serving alcohol
to a bunch of minors.

But as your friend of 27 years,

I don't want to look past
the fact that you're buying

and serving alcohol
to a bunch of minors.

I'm just having some drinks

with my coworkers after work.

It’s the same as you.

Some of your coworkers
don't even have their GED!

I-I mean look.

You all have some
growing up to do.

See you, Norb.

I've talked to the higher ups,

and you new guards have
passed the trial period.

Oh, I didn't even know we
we're in a trial period.

We would like to
officially welcome you

to the lifeguard Brotherhood.

Brotherhood?

Or sisterhood or whatever.

The Order of the Lifeguard.

Oh!

Thank you! I’ve really
been enjoying my...

Which means we
need to brand you.

Winston!

We've all done it, Mike.

If you want to be a real Red
Cross certified lifeguard,

then you need a real Red Cross,

on the ass!

He's totally kidding.

We do not do that!

Dang it, Emma!

He was really going for it.

You are vile.

Screw it.

I'll do it.

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely

McHenry. No.

Let's go.

I love this kid.

Alright, if anyone asks,

I was not around
when this happened.

This is illegal in so many ways.

You're not gonna sue
me or anything, right?

Just freaking do it.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh my gosh!

You're not in the beer cooler.

Get your ass back here!

I gotta do the other line.

Screw you!

I can't believe
that just happened.

This is absolutely insane.

Like, for part two.

We're gonna need
some of ass-burgers

for those ass-beers.

Hey, my cousin has Asperger's

You know...

Didn't think about that
one when I said it.

I apologize.

Norb, did you queue this up?

I don't know. I mean...

It's a pretty great song.

I wouldn't be surprised if
any one of us put it on.

It is so annoying.

Look, once you start liking it,

you will never get tired of it.

Stop trying to exposure
therapy us to this song.

As a believer in science
and partying, I will not.

But I will get the
next round of beers.

Anybody want one?

Hey, Mike, what about you?

Sure.

Hey, uh, I'm gonna need
a couple beers out there.

Thank you.

I'm gonna go get
some cups for these.

Is this one a seltzer?

It's bubbly.

This tastes like root beer.

It has alcohol in it?

I don't believe you.

An IPA, you say?

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Hey.

Hope I didn't peer pressure
you too much earlier.

I just like seeing
people have a good time.

I'm glad you did.

I actually had a
lot of fun tonight.

Like, more fun than
I've had in a while.

Good. I’m glad.

I admit. I'm a bad influence.

It’s why I can never
work with kids.

Is that something
you'd want to do?

Yeah. For sure.

But, I mean, I can't

Think of it this way,

how am I supposed to tell
a kid to not do bad things

when I myself have, and
will continue to do,

bad things, you know?

I mean, you were pretty
convincing to me tonight.

I listened to you.

So maybe you should do the same
thing with kids but you know

like peer pressure them into
eating vegetables or whatnot.

Yeah. I could, like, bully a kid

into eating healthy
and learning math.

Do you ever think there's
anyone else out there?

With how much is out there,

seems like there has to be.

But that's really
easy to feel alone.

I like to think so.

Like, maybe there's some parallel
version of myself out there.

And every time I'm
having a really bad day,

maybe they’re having
a really good one.

Which sounds

really stupid now that I say it.

Sorry.

It’s not stupid.

I totally get that.

My poor parallel self must
be having a terrible night,

because I'm having such
a stellar one here.

Cheers.

To our parallel selves,

that they have many
more bad days to come.

Is that selfish of us to wish?

We’re wishing it
upon ourselves so,

technically, no.

I can get behind that logic

To us and us.

Cheers!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

- Marco? - Polo!

Marco? - Polo!

Marco Polo was a slave trader.

If that gets those
kids to shut up.

I'll go tell 'em.

Good morning, Krusty crew!

Hey, don't worry folks.

I got your coffee.

Jesus! Thank you.

Kyle with the Tyra Banks.

What?

Tall black and hot.

Oh! Yeah.

And we got iced latte
for the nice 'laytte'.

You are a saint, Norb

What do we owe you, by the way?

About 6 each.

Mhm.

Getting more
expensive by the day.

Thanks, Biden.

And we got “Mikey”
with the “lattie”.

Oh, uh,

I’m actually not supposed to have
coffee till I’m done growing.

Add it to the list of new
beverages you've tried this week.

Good point.

Wow. This is amazing.

You need all that
cream and sugar

like a bunch of babies.

A real man doesn't
need any of that.

Oh! Yeah!

I gotta burn my
tongue every morning

to prove that I'm a man.

Ugh!

That would be pretty manly.

Thanks for the coffee

and thank you again for
having me last night.

Mm-hmm, thank you.

You're welcome,

Michael.

You think I should start
drinking protein shakes?

Yuck, man!

My, uh, football coach

used to try to make us
drink those to get bigger.

It's terrible.

I don’t like being so scrawny.

I think being a bit
bigger would be better for

attracting potential

mates, whatever?

Mickey’s trying to
knock some boots!

Actually, I don't know.

Look, girls don't really care

about muscles and all that.

They really don't focus
on guys bodies at all.

Really?

Yeah, like girls
care about, like,

more different kinds of things.

Like, you know,
planning a Saturday

or having a bed
with a head board.

You know, dumb,
dumb shit like that.

It's easy for you to say.

You already have a great body.

Yeah, but girls like...

Well,

thanks, by the way.

But, uh, girls just
don't care about bodies.

It's really all I'm saying.

If anything, you
should just start

drinking normal
milkshakes and get chubby.

Chicks dig big, chubby guys
to cuddle up with at night.

No way!

You think I drink beers
every day for the fun of it?

Got to keep this belly
in tip top shape.

I'm so proud of you

for being so strict
with your diet.

No less than four
Budweiser's a day.

It's hard, but totally worth it.

Well, you know, instead of
just, like, sitting around

debating what women want,
why don't we just ask one?

They exist.

Hey, Emma!

Wait, no.

Can you come over here?

- Wait! No. - Oh, yeah. Shit!

- What? - Look at us.

Well, dude I, I know
she's intimidating,

but she's actually really nice.

I can’t get tips on getting
girls from the girl...

Uh!

You dog!

What's up, guys!

- Hello. - Hey, Emma.

Um, I was actually
just wondering

if you could go clean up
some trash around the pool.

People have been
leaving stuff behind.

I was literally just doing that.

Well. Great job.

Uh, very proactive.

And, that's why we
keep you around.

What do you find
attractive in men?

I don't know.

Uh, I guess I like a guy that
doesn’t wanna hold me back.

Like, helps me let loose.

Break free a little bit.

Like, what about bodies?

Like you like big muscles? or...

Mm-mhm, nah. I don't
need anything crazy.

Just as long as a
guy can lift me.

Lift you?

Sometimes I like to be lifted.

Sometimes I need to be lifted.

See you later, Tori.

You folks, have a great day.

“No littering” is a good rule.

Okay, team.

We've got another
hot and sunny day.

We've got our morning swim

and then the regular patrons

will be here in the masses

before you could say
chlorine levels check.

We're gonna be doing the
classic buddy system today.

You and your partner will go up,

then surveillance
and maintenance,

and then back down.

This is gonna be a constant
30 minute rotation.

I am now going to assign buddys

in no particular
order or reason.

We've got Tory and Brenda.

McHenry and myself,

and then Mike and Emma.

Uh, Mike and Emma.

You guys can start by
putting the lane lines up.

Question.

How do you like the
college you’re at?

I’m narrowing my list
of schools to apply to.

It's on Harvard where
I'm sure you’ll end up.

I mean, I might apply
and go if they have me,

but...

I found a good fit for me.

What are you studying?

Accounting. Right now.

Accounting?

Doesn’t really sound like a
career involving children.

Uh, well, it's not, um,

but I don't,

I don’t know it’s,

it's a safe path.

Safe path? Wow.

You went after my own heart.

Do you like it?

God, no.

You shouldn't do it then.

So, on the topic of
career paths and such,

how have you been liking
being lifeguard this summer?

I've actually really
been enjoying the summer.

Never hung out with such...

Degenerates!

I was gonna say
interesting people.

Thanks for welcoming
in a square like me.

You’re not a square, Mike.

You're one of us now.

We like you.

I like you

Uh, as lifeguards,

people and lifeguards.

Thank you. I'm sorry.

Come on, let's go hang out

before the main crowd gets here.

Oh, uh, I'll probably just
swim a few laps while I can.

Oh, okay.

Oh my God.

Please leave!

I just gotta swim
of this one off.

Good morning.

- I don't know maybe 6 A.M. tomorrow?
- Yeah.

Okay. I'm good.

So Mike totally has
the hots for you, Emma.

Yeah, I was thinking
the same thing.

Are you sure?

First off, who wouldn't?

Second off, he does

Thank you.

So, are you going to
do anything about it?

Blow his mind.

He’s pretty cute.

Mm-hmm, I don't know.

He’s still in high school.

I told myself I'd leave high
school boys in high school.

He's 18 already.

And it's not like you're gonna
see him in Anatomy together.

Yeah. I guess you're right.

Doesn’t mean he won’t
study it though.

4th of July weekend, folks.

The summer activities are set.

And I've got eight hours

of the best American
USA music available.

I even threw in a few
quotes and speeches.

What is your favorite
patriotic song, Tory?

You can play all the nationalist
propaganda that you want.

Won't convince me America
is a good country.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're all well aware

of your anti-American
communist opinions.

I just don't think there's
a lot to celebrate.

America's by no means
perfect, but what is?

Probably China?

America is the greatest
country in the world.

Period!

Well articulated, Kyle.

I'm on his side now.

We are the richest
country in the world,

and we don't have
universal health care.

Where does all the
money go? Our military.

The only reason we need...

We've all seen the
opening to the newsroom.

I get it, but it
ain't all that bad.

It's pretty bad.

Haven't you ever had some
dark moments in your past?

Maybe something you regret.

We still celebrate your
birthday, don't we?

My dark moments are more
on a drunk hookup level,

not a full on neo-Nazi
marching in the street level.

So what you're saying

is that you don't
like the government

and that we need
some massive changes.

It's funny.

I remember a few
great men having that

same idea just a few
hundred years ago.

Great men?

They were all slave owners.

Nobody's perfect. Okay?

But America has created

some really amazing things.

Like Cedar Point,

the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

Raegan!

And those are both in Cleveland.

You think we've
atoned for slavery

by having the Rock
n Roll Hall of Fame?

Brenda, you're on my side.

Well, I agree with you,

that there is a poor
allocation of resources

and many systematic issues

dating back to the
founding of our country.

The fact that we even feel
the need to choose sides

is an issue in and of itself.

I don't know what you just said,

but it sounded unpatriotic.

In more colloquial terms,

America is hashtag complex.

I think the point that
we're trying to make

is that despite our flaws
and our past faults,

America has been a
civilization of people

that create the
best, the fastest,

the easiest things

and the most wonderful things.

You know, are some people
just in it for themselves?

Yeah.

And unfortunately, those
people are winning.

Nice guys finish last,

is unfortunately,
a true concept.

Are we the greatest
country in the world?

Number one.

I don't know,

but what I do know

is that there's plenty
of things in this country

worth celebrating
for at least one day.

I mean, I'm looking at four

of the greatest American
things right now.

Okay. Okay, okay.

I will celebrate all
of the good friends

I have that were born
in the U.S. of A.

Yeah, that's the spirit.

But I am not wearing a
bunch of stars and stripes.

It's looking really awesome.

I bet. I can't wait to see it.

You know, I'm supposed to be

putting the face paint on you.

Yeah, but I like
drawing and painting.

Plus, red and blue
aren't my colors.

Okay.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

for our next event
of the evening,

it's time for the adults
to have a little fun.

I'm going to need all the dads

to line up at the diving board,

because it is time for
the annual Dad Beer Toss.

Now, the rules are simple.

You catch the beer,
you get to keep it.

If you drop it,

well, you still get to keep it.

But we will think
less of you as men.

Maggie, are you ready?

I've been ready since last year.

Then let those beers fly!

Oh, yeah.

Bye, guys.

- See you later. - Thank you.

Come back again.

Thanks, everyone.

Happy 4th of July.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice blowing technique.

Thanks.

You know, I've always
found fireworks

to be really romantic.

Really?

I've always found them to
be extreme safety hazards.

Of course you do.

Where are my sparklers?

I wanna set something on fire!

Look.

Most people find
them to be romantic.

Most lifeguards.

Most girls.

Oh.

I'm saying you
should go ask Emma

to sit next to you
during the fireworks.

Yeah, I go-, got that part.

Okay, good.

Boys are so dumb!

Hi, Emma!

Hey, Mike.

Are you excited to
watch the fireworks?

Yeah.

I was wondering,
do you have anyone

you're watching the
fireworks with yet?

You mean, like, watch the
fireworks with someone?

Um, yeah, I guess,

which sounds really stupid

now that I think about it.

No, that's cute. I'm flattered.

A boy hasn’t asked me
to watch the fireworks

with him since like
the fifth grade.

Although it was my cousin,

so it's pretty weird.

Well, the good thing about me is

I'm not your cousin.

Hey, hey, hey, kiddos.

Who wants an Island drink?

We're gonna start with

two ounces of some
nice white rum.

Followed by a nice amount
of pineapple juice.

Top it all up

with a splash of cranberry.

Oh!

Yeah, I always loved Tom cruise.

You guys...

So who wants a beer?

Hey, uh, who's
queuing up the tunes?

I would like to make a request.

What do you want?

You know, I don't
remember the name,

but I think I know
what to search for,

if I just look for the album,

I could probably find it.

NO! It's gonna be that,

that, that "Take Your
Clothes Off" song.

What?

Is this true, Norb?

No. I,

I have...

Sorry, Norb.

I got a orient tunes

in a democratic
way on the fourth.

A playlist, uh, of the people,

by the people, for the people.

Yeah, I can’t argue with that.

Yeah! Whoo!

Now we won’t float
away from each other.

Hey, I'm really glad

you're working here this summer.

I am too.

Of all the people I've
ever worked with or met,

you’re the first person
that take me seriously.

You're the first person I
can be unserious around.

Maggie! Delivery.

Norb!

Oh. Hey, Tim.

You care to explain yourself?

What the hell happened
here last night?

Well, in summary, I guess, like,

a couple hundred years ago,

these guys signed
a piece of paper.

So in honor of that,

we got blacked out.

Damn it, Norb.

This place is a mess.

We open in an hour.

Uh, 15 minute power clean.

No problem.

Get out of the pool.

Jeez

Winston!

What the hell is this?

McHenry.

Oh! Hey, you guys.

What did you guys do?

Just a little late
night training.

Yeah, I mean, look
at it this way.

We were pretty drunk

when we strapped him in there

and it's pretty secure.

So I'd say if we ever have
to do this during the day.

No problem.

Just get him down from there.

How are you feeling, champ?

I actually feel
really good, but...

can you give me, like,
ten more minutes?

Ow.

How are you feeling?

So thirsty.

I must be really hangover.

Oh, honey.

You're sitting up

and you're speaking
in complete sentences.

You’ll have way worse
hangovers than this.

That's exciting to
look forward to.

How are you feeling?

Really good, actually.

I’m glad we did this.

Me too.

Can I,

can I...

Can you kiss me again?

Yeah.

Yes, you can.

So, what do we about the others?

Like, should we tell them?

Mm-mhm,

I don't think we
need to walk around

with shirts that say
"we hooked up" on them.

But I won’t deny
it if anybody asks.

I won't deny it.

Not sure if they'll believe me.

I don't believe it myself.

Come on.

Let's go find some coffee.

Do you work today?

Yup.

Double shift.

Oh.

Double shift after the fourth.

Yeah, that's a new guy classic.

What about you?

Yeah. I'm not here
until the afternoon.

So I’m gonna have a nap first.

Jealous.

I'm pretty sure I barfed
somewhere last night

but I can't remember where.

Well, if you find it,

can you, like, clean it up?

Was I on the golf
course last night?

Hey, Winston.

Can you, like, get
up in the chair?

I'll get you next rotation.

Holy shit.

Norb?

Oh! No way.

Is That Brett Crumbly?

Yeah. You're still here?

Yeah. Where else would I be?

Hey, man. Good to see you.

Oh, it's been forever.
- Yeah, man.

Yo, Mike, this is Brett Crumbly.

Legendary lifeguard from
when I started here.

So, what brings you here?

My wife.

I have a wife now.

Yeah, her parents
actually belong here,

and we're here for
the weekend, so...

You guys look properly
hangover, though.

I'd take it the 4th of
July party went well

Dude. Big time.

I really miss hanging
out with you guys.

I wish you could
make my parties.

Those were good memories,

but I can't be
doing that anymore.

We're actually having a baby.

Oh, dude. Bummer.

No, we wanted one.

It was actually intentional.

Congratulations then.

Thank you. Yeah.
I'm super excited.

I'm gonna love that little
prince. And my wife?

She's a queen.

And she's not even
secretly listening

to this conversation
or anything.

I really mean it.

I'm happy to hear
that for you dude.

Yeah. Life’s good.

Well, hey, family is
waiting for me. Uh,

cornhole loser has to
buy dinner tonight,

so I gotta prepare.

Well, if I remember correctly,

I think you’ll be ok.

All right.

Take care.

Have a good one.

You know, we could, like,
hang out some time. Catch up?

I haven't seen you
in years, dude.

Yeah, man.

I'll try to fit
you in my schedule.

Um, I have a lot going
on, but yeah, um,

yeah, maybe I’ll run into you.

Man, I really used to
look up to that guy.

I wanted to be just like him.

Wanted or want?

Very wise insight, my friend.

I have much to ponder now.

I literally didn't hear you.

My headache is so bad,

the pounding is drowning
out regular noise.

Hey, Mike.

'What About Bob' is on.

Just started.

I'm actually gonna go out again,

if that's all right?

Probably end up sleeping over.

You go have fun!

Later. Love you!

Going out again.

Don't you wanted
dinner? I made tacos.

No can do. I’ll be back later.

You know, this new, uh,
confident Mike is concerning.

Is that a good book?

I’m intrigued
enough to finish it.

Cool.

I'm currently reading

well, rereading, actually,
Michelle Obama's newest book.

It is amazing.

She is such a
personal hero of mine.

That is really cool, Tory.

Stop running, Tommy!

So, McHenry,

in the most correctly
appropriate way possible,

how's your ass feeling today?

Dude, it's still
freaking hurts, man.

Man, You are a mad-man.

I know, dude. I love doing
crazy stuff like that.

It's the best.

And it's still like,

so cool that you
party like that too.

W-what do you mean, still?

- Well, like, you know, my brothers, they...
- Mm-hmm.

They're all about
discipline nowadays,

and getting up early and
like schoolwork and stuff.

It’s so lame.

Yeah.

My life is totally awesome.

Hey, Mike, do you have
any plans this week?

I was thinking about
having the guards over

for a dinner party.

Try to have a respectable
evening for once.

Let's go!

Yeah!

Oh! Oh!

You do this one.

I'm totally wasted.

Hi Maggie, I’m wasted.

Wait.

This is for all my fans.

Good stuff. You should
totally post that.

Dude, we should go
to the gas station

and see if you
can buy some beer.

What do you mean?

Can't you just buy it?

Well, yeah, um, but,

I buy beer all the time.

We should see if you can do it.

I don't understand.

Why would we do that?

'Cause it's fun, dude.

We go in, and if they
don't sell it to you,

and they, like, chase
us down the street,

and we just run
as fast as we can

to the next place and see
if they'll sell to you.

- Oh. - Oh.

Oh, God.

We received a report of a TikTok

inviting every hot high schooler

from Monroe High
to this address?

Shit.

You don't look like a
hot high school chick,

so you're not welcome.

Oh, I'm sure he'll leave now.

All right, I'm gonna
need to see some IDs.

Don't worry, you guys.
I'll handle this.

Look,

I'm a lifeguard.

And you're a police officer.

Our jobs really aren't
that different, right?

Like we save people.

So, can I speak to you

as a fellow officer of the law?

No.

Shit.

We got a runner.

Go! go! S-shit. Oh!

Nice going, Brenda.

It's sarcasm.

You were the one that kept
telling her to post the video.

Yeah.

Plus, Mike was the one
who started running

in the first place.

Are you seriously blaming me?

I'm going to jail
because of you people.

Whoa! Whoa!

We didn't make you do anything.

You made me drink.

You made me break the law.

I never got into any trouble

before I met you psychos.

Sorry for trying to
show you a good time.

You were just having a good time

watching me break bad.
You used me, Emma.

I did not use you.

I was just your summer
entertainment, wasn't I?

Someone you could convince

to have a few drinks
with, have sex with,

and then just leave.

That's not what I did.

Why don’t you just go back

to your dumb little
party school,

and leave me alone.

You are way out of line, dude.

I was wondering when you
were going to butt in

and make this about yourself.

How am I making
this about myself?

That's what you SJWs always do.

You gotta throw your two
pennies on every subject.

I was defending my
friend, you dipshit.

Look, can everybody
please stop fighting?

One of these days, we're
gonna look back on this

and we'll have a big laugh.

Oh, and say, "Hey, remember
when we were young and dumb?"

Take a look in the mirror, dude.

Looks like you're free to go.

Jimmy?

What are you doing here?

I was in the neighborhood.

I saw the lights.

What did you do?

I was able to make a few calls.

I talked to the officer,

and let's just say you all have

a lot of public
service coming up.

Dude. Thank you so mu...

I told them that
it was the best way

for you all to learn
how to act like adults.

You kids have a good night.

This omelet is egg-cellent.

What’s got you down, sport?

I’m finished?

Now, why would you say
something like that?

Because Mike is right.

I'm almost 30.

And I really need to get
a real job or something.

I agree.

So what's been holding you back?

You know, when you're young

and everybody's always asking
you like what's next for you?

What are you gonna
be when you grow up?

They always tell you that,

you have your whole
life ahead of you

and that you’re so young.

Well, eventually they
stop saying that.

Instead, they start saying,
"What happened?" Or,

"What a waste."

I guess, I just
really wasn't ready

to make the jump from
one thing to the next.

And I thought that
if I just forced it,

that maybe

I could still have
everything ahead of me.

You know, when I first
started at the club,

I was too scared

to do a flip off
the diving board.

I got all the way to the end,

and I just do a cannonball.

It was safe, it was easy.

And then one day,

another young guard
came up to me.

And he told me that
safe and easy path

is always gonna be there.

You can always go back to it.

But, there is a whole
other world out there

that's just one diving
board flip away.

You just have to choose to jump.

You know who said that to me?

Was it me?

No.

It was Winston.

Yeah, I said that.

Good advice.

Yeah, I know.

I-I-I just don't even know
what to say to you right now.

Can you please
just stop shouting?

My headache is killing me.

It should be, mister.

Is this the kind of
person you are now?

I just want to know
what to expect.

I thought you wanted
me to get into trouble.

What are you talking about?

I was on the couch,

you were talking to Jeff,
saying how I'm lame,

won’t amount to anything cool.

That is not what we said.

If verbatim was.

I was thinking more
along the lines of,

"Hey, maybe going out
with some friends."

Maybe splitting a beer,

not ending up in the drunk tank.

I got to go to work.

You are quitting that job.

It has been no good for you.

I really don't know what to say

to you all right now.

Sir, this is all my fault.

I should take all the blame.

I should fire all of you.

Especially you, Norb.

Please don't.

All right.

There's two weeks
left until Labor Day.

You’ll work the
rest of the season,

but no promises
you'll have a job here

next Memorial Day.

All right.

It's gonna be the 90s today.

We're going to be packed.

Go get ready to open.

Hey, I'm really sorry

for getting in
trouble last night.

You got me into a
lot more than that.

Yeah, I know, I'm
really sorry, dude.

It's all been amazing.

I know I’m a square, but
you welcomed me anyways.

First time anyone's
ever done that for me.

Don’t let that part
of you ever change.

Those were some
good cheese cakes.

Yeah.

What's your favorite?

My favorite, that'd be
a chocolate strawberry.

My favorite is, like, Mexican.

How's it going girls?

Hey.

- House rules. - I'm not gonna,

I’m not gonna do that.

Because I've been
here longer than you.

And so, house seniority.

See?

If you think of it like
a line of succession.

Right. Like I'm higher
up and therefore...

But then again, I don’t want
to get too hierarchical.

I’m gonna be honest,
I'm waiting for you

to stop talking. Because I...

- Wow.
- Wow. Okay. That's fine. -That's

seniority you should

That's fine.

You know,

there’s been some
lingering resentment here

and I’m wondering why.

Hey.

Hottest day of the
year, isn't it?

Yup.

If you want, I could go
get you an ice water.

That would actually be...

I won't.

I could,

but I won't.

Why are we mad at each other?

I don’t know.

I drive my daddy’s truck,

drink my momma’s beer,

but I got my own...

- I'm gonna punch you in the...
- girl - ...throat.

I got my daddy’s truck,

and my momma’s beer,

and I got my own girl.

Excuse me.

Hi, how can I help?

My son over there
said he's banned

from the diving boards.

Which kid are you talking about?

Cool little dude over there

in the blue swimsuit.

Oh,

yeah, right.

Yeah.

We had to ban him
from the diving boards

because he kept running up

and pushing people off.

Oh my God.

He pushed people off
the diving boards?

Did they fall into the
water safely below them?

He's got a point.

Kyle, will you just...

They were going to
jump off anyways.

What's the big idea?

We asked him repeatedly
to stop and he wouldn't.

So he's banned for now.

Listen, we don't pay 8k a year
to not use the diving boards

and not use the bathroom,

and not use a
complimentary towels.

We got complimentary towels?

I pay 8k a year to
use a diving boards,

and use the bathrooms.

And I'll take any
dang towel I want.

Because last year

in the P.B. Benson
Memorial Golf Outing,

I came in fifth.

Now, what do you
have to say to that?

I say your kid is still
banned and now you are too.

You're gonna ban me
from the diving boards?

The guy that came in fifth

in the P.B. Benson
Memorial Golf Outing.

Are you serious?

Yes.

You just made a big mistake.

Hey, don't you go off
those diving boards.

I'm freaking gonna!

Really?

Sir, can you please
stop being such an ass.

Watch this Jack Knife

Call an ambulance.

Way ahead of you.

Emma, you go assist.

Got it.

Brenda, get off your phone!

Don't stop live streaming.

Oh, shit. What now?

Ugh! Seriously?

Are, are you choking?

I got him.

Emma I need a tube
under his legs.

Leg tube coming under.

Norb, bringing him to you now.

Got it.

Is he breathing?

I don't think so.

We got to get him out now.

I'm gonna go let
the paramedics in.

Ok, seven minutes.

Brace cushions on.

Head straps.

Head strap on.

Pull him out in one, two, three.

Norb, any signs of breathing?

No, nothing.

Emma, get some gloves on.

I need you to try and
stop the bleeding.

I'm gonna start with
the chest compressions.

Norb, get ready with
the resuscitater.

Got it.

One. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven.

Eight. Nine. Ten.
Eleven. Twelve.

Hey! Whoa! No. No I’m so-,

I need all of you to
take five big steps back.

All right. We need to
give the guards some room.

We need to keep this area clear.

Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen.

Ready with the buzz?

Ready.

Twenty-five. Twenty-six.
Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine. Thirty.
Norb, two breaths.

Anything?

Still nothing.

Winston, it's gotta be
stuck in his throat,

I need you to check.

Oh. Come on. Seriously?

Yes. Just trust me.

Ugh!

Ugh!

I am just having the worst day.

Oh, I think I see it.

Seven. Eight. Nine.
Ten. Eleven. Twelve.

Thirteen. Fourteen.
Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen.

Eighteen. Nineteen.

Give me two more breaths
in a moment, Norb.

Got it.

Twenty-five. Twenty-six.
Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine. Thirty.
Norb, two breaths.

Anything?

Nothing.

After this round, we'll switch.

I'm getting tired.

Okay.

What's going on?

Please, sir.

Hey, you all need to sit down.

Everybody needs
to listen to her.

She's in charge, and she
knows a lot more than you do.

Now sit down, idiots!

Thank you, Kyle.

I got your back.

Do you see it?

Oh, I think I see it.

Then get it out!

I think I touched it!

Thank you guys.

Don't mention it.

The head bleeding has stopped.

Thank you.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Nine. Ten.

Here. Get this whole thing on its side.
- Yeap.

All right, put him
back down slowly.

This water isn’t
even freaking cold.

Hey, Jeff.

Hey, Mike.

What time is it?

Just after ten.

I was supposed to be home at 9

P.M.

A few nights ago.

Anyway,

mom still pissed at you?

Yeah.

Don't worry. Just keep

doing whatever she says for a
few days and it'll blow over.

Well, since it's your,
uh, first offense,

guess I'll help take
the heat off you.

You know, I'm sure
my return here

will piss her off enough
to make her forget

about whatever you did.

Did you stay out and
get in trouble for me?

Yeah. It was
mutually beneficial.

Maybe next time I'll
take you with me.

That'd be cool.

Oh, mother!

I'm home!

Hey, Tory.

Hey, Mike.

Are you going to be
around this Friday?

We get our final paychecks,

do a bit of clean
up, say our goodbyes.

It would be really nice
if you could swing by.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Oh my gosh.

I can't believe we got this all.

Oh my God.

When you said that, that
was, like, what are you-,

what does that even mean?

You can say that in any context.
- That was our day one

You're right. - Yeah.

I was nervous.

Gross.

Honestly, he should
have drowned.

Valid.

Oh.

Hey, um, I just wanted
to say thank you

for helping me
out the other day.

I really appreciate that.

I know you independent women

like to defend
yourselves and such,

but I got your back.

What about you, though?

Coming back?

I don't think so, little man.

I gotta get a law
internship or something.

Build up the old resume

Dang, Ok.

Mhm-mhm.

You will have to carry on
the shenanigans without me.

That would be my honor.

What about you, Norbert?

Oh, um, actually, I'm
becoming a student again.

Really? Where at, man?

The firefighters academy.

That is really awesome, Norb.

I'm happy for you.

Thanks, dude.

But that's not
even the best part.

In honor of my many years
of excellent service

and awesome personality...

Right.

The club has decided
to make me a member.

Guess I will see
you next year, then.

Yep.

And guess what?

It means you really
gotta listen to me.

You're screwed, boss.

Yes, sir.

Mhm-mhm.

Mag-attack.

How the hell are you?

I'm just chummy.

You know, with me being gone,

the Lifeguards are
gonna need a new leader.

Your head guard whistle. Really?

Now, this is symbolic.

That whistle has been in my
mouth for, like, six years.

I'm probably gonna
be buried with it.

Totally.

I'm honored and will do
everything to uphold your legacy.

Hi, Honored and we'll do
everything to uphold your legacy.

I'm Norb.

Hey, Emma.

I'm so, so sorry.

I am sorry too, Mike.

What even are we? Or were we?

I believe this is
what the scholars

refer to as a summer fling.

Just a fling.

You don't want a
long distance date,

a guy in high school
while you're in college.

I really don't.

Don't take it personally.

I don't. I get it.

But, um, it has come
to my understanding

that you're gonna be
visiting colleges this year.

I mean, I'm sure you'll
end up at Harvard, though.

I'll reach if anything.

You come to my
school for weekend.

I'll give you an
unofficial tour.

You can count on it.

I, uh, I might actually
be there four more years

since I changed my major.

Oh, yeah? What to?

Early childhood education.

That's great.

With a minor in finance.

Just in case.

Just in case.

You still carry around
that rulebook with you?

Yeah. I mostly leave
it in the car now.

Add this to it.

Hey, Emma. You ready?

Yes!

I'm out of here.

Hey, Mikey.

Hey, guys.

I guess I should head out too.

You know, uh, Winston
and I are gonna be

be shutting this place
down, draining the pool.

You absolutely don’t
have to help us.

But you can hang
around if you want.

Nah, that's a newbies job.

It's not me anymore.

Get out of here.

I'll see you guys around.

Alright, Winston.

Ready to shut this place down?

I gotta head out too,
actually. Back to school.

Damn.

Alright, well, on your way.

You know, I can use some
alone time here anyway.

I had a feeling that
would be the case.

I'm just going to grab
my bag from the shack.

Hey, Norb!

Sounds like a bunch
of rambunctious kids

just ran into the pool.

You got time for one last shift?

Whoo!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!