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Valley

wait a minute soup oh you got your

prepositions make that's not attorney in

law that should be attorney at law you

shop off

sure I'm sure that law all right but

must be something new

never heard of it I suppose when I get

married I'll get me a mother [ __ ]

that's different super Oh in-laws are

relatives and that laws are lawyers

well baby fell off of the lawyer because

making my uncle outlaw know it won't

besides we'll cross that bridge when we

get to it and the wages I'm paying you

will be able to get married for a long

time say how about a tourney Bible Milo

what's that I don't know what custom to

my largest bowl of Iowa look when I join

your Lodge will make that attorney by

law in the meantime would you mind

having that sign read attorney at law

okay tell me how you couldn't get into

my Lodge you'd be white bone you don't

have sweet it mr. Carter to send me miss

petunia Towers

after all all you did was the work night

and day for six months to keep her

husband out of jail where I could car

training he's a poor old lady oh I know

she pays the damage she pays the grocer

she pays the butcher what is one smelly

petunias alibi to send her a bill I

wouldn't been able to sleep night this

way my conscience is free and clear be

better if you could say the same the

autumn over you you handle a broom

around here shoo Pro I'll handle the

business I suppose then car noise gives

you a lot of pleasure but don't forget

Eton can be a lot of fun too we lead

eventually rome wasn't built in a day

you know it was what's the latest Union

trouble

no they just didn't have Henry Tiger

around now shoo fro I want you to put my

name in big failures Janey the father

well alright oh that's important I'm

gonna ask you to bottom I can marry Katy

does you know about your financial

situation what's the different money

isn't everything

does that be ambulance to school hey

wait a minute

here's my car you're going right don't

be such a song to us all I'm asking you

to do is look at his office and wish you

luck why are you wasting time on a man

like that when the fellas like bill

talks around called the owns everything

else in town and I don't believe in

monopolies come on I suppose it'd be too

much to ask you to smart Jamie

hello mr. brown hello nice office good

luck Thanks that makes me feel very good

goodbye Jenny pick me up about 4:00 you

know Janey I may be sensitive but I have

a feeling your father doesn't like me oh

he likes you alright but not as a

son-in-law of course if you ever get to

be successful he may change his mind say

if I ever get to be successful I may

change my mind do you ever think of that

listen mister if you ever change what

you've done you idiot I'm awful sorry

mister what happened what happened he

was just driving on the wrong side of

the street without brakes that's all at

the direct violation of paragraph

sixty-seven our car was standing right

here he should have seen it a block away

what's the matter you blind

oh no it's always kind of fuzzy but if I

squint I can see pretty good let me see

your driver's license

well I I am got one yet but as soon as I

do I'll send it to you well you can't

get away with this

I'm sue you for everything you've got

dad why don't you let Richard handle

this case for you all the witnesses are

right here why yes that's my specialty

sir accident cases why that man is so

guilty alright alright I'll give you a

chance this is such an open-and-shut

case I guess he knew and women Thank You

mr. brown thank you in his wild race

down the main thoroughfare of our

glorious City this man deliberately

violated not one not two but 14 of our

traffic regulations and yet he has the

unmitigated gall to appear in this

chamber of justice and beg for mercy

worthy merciful when he sent his truck

careening madly down the street was he

merciful when he completely demolished

the property of my client gentlemen of

the jury I asked you to look once again

an exhibit at this photograph taken

immediately after the collision study it

closely gentlemen and then ask

yourselves how lenient you should be

with a man who is so cruel and vicious

mr. Clark you sure make a good speech

thank you I have a feeling you're gonna

win how much do you think it will cost

me know about five hundred dollars five

hundred

I'm just so just have to sell more farm

well I don't think that'll be necessary

I'm sure that my client will make some

arrangement whereby will say you can pay

$50 a month that's all I make a month

besides I got feed my family seems a

shame they got a stuffer just because

the garage man wouldn't trust me for new

brakes yes yes it does but I suppose the

laws the law I don't know where we'll go

what we'll do after all that's not your

concern no no no it isn't well counsel

for the plaintiff please continue yes

your honor

now that you've seen the photograph

again gentlemen I'm sure you will agree

that that this this this unfortunate man

was partially to blame

and furthermore Your Honor we withdraw

the case case dismissed

that case well you've done it now they

couldn't help it you broke the case of

noblesse oblige as the French would say

I don't care what the French would say

it was down never done to do the right

thing what's the right thing got to do

with it

naming three lawyers who become

successful doing the right thing as the

French would say old Contreras the court

all Contreras shoe pro as the French

would say if they could speak English

I'll thank you to keep your big mouth

shut in your nose out of my business

feeble play are washable hello hello

hello Richard hello mr. brown

I just wanted to congratulate you on the

way you handled the case it was

masterful and you're you're not sore

sore why should I be sore the object of

the law is to temper justice with mercy

isn't it well that that's the way I've

always looked at it but I didn't think

you'd see it that way well all I know is

that all the great lawyers have seen it

that way

Abraham Lincoln would have seen it that

way hey Lincoln I'll go even further

Wendell Willkie would have seen it that

way well chief and I'm glad my future

son-in-law sees it that way oh then you

know about Janey and me and you you

approve well to tell you the truth I'd

made up my mind till today but the way

you handle that case decided me it was a

straw that broke the camel's back if you

might say father yes but we mustn't be

too hasty I I must make sure after all

that my confidence is justified well

naturally and I I want to prove that I

can take care of Jamie and I know you

can't but you need a bigger field

Pottsville is too small for a man of

your caliber what you ought to do is to

go to New York and make a name for

yourself

New York hey that's where Wilkie went

exactly

hey that's an idea yeah Lincoln Wilkie

and Clark not a bad combination mom

no you're gonna make good well hostels

gain will be New York's loss

I mean Pat's velocity New York's game

key New York

I'll bet about six months I'll be paying

income tax the same as everybody else

and then we can get married you won't

have to pay so much income text oh boy

maybe someday we'll have a couple of

$400 exemptions running around the house

all right break it up

oh well I'd better be going anyway I'll

take it oh no you don't you've got a lot

of packing to do I'll be down to station

tomorrow morning to see you all good

night darling

that's all right officer we were all

through anyway you're not I heard what

you said about those $400 exemptions oh

yeah well what about it

why you got it all wrong fella under the

new tax boom the government's going to

charge you $400 for each kid and don't

say I didn't warn you now beg your

pardon well I'm sorry that's all gay mr.

Claude

oh hello shoo bro well happy but you

told me to I moved all those law books

out of our ex office into my room I hope

it isn't crowding in a little but I

don't mind ab slapping books in a bed

before there won't be for long we're

leaving for New York in the morning new

yard

you mean that place on Harlem

all right mr. Crockett I'm getting up

mr. plotz office

oh no he hasn't come in yes yes sir I'll

tell him the moment he comes in don't

worry he'll take care of it but man

won't the run again ha ha he must live

in a dream world I think it's absurd

after all only three months behind did

you explain to him it all into a lack of

class mr. Clark hasn't finished playing

with all this partying very unreasonable

he just won't take no for an answer he

would yes yes for stove that heats up

the stove see is for coffee we got

enough

it's a Clark's office the tailor he's

out of time and he won't be back for a

month ago oh you get five foot barely

number our good morning sue for all the

water boss coffee ready not quite that

coffee so we can t jump through the

puddle is when you hear the tone the

time will be 911

well good morning boys how are you this

morning

they don't you try you they sure without

food supply going the way it has been

they'll even the barrel on toast oh

you're always complaining who's got a

better right to here I was sitting

pretty in Pottsville and you come along

with a lot of sweet-talking Lord me the

big city tell me about the bright lights

and the people on meat would I mean you

I met you in Pottsville by the way to

describe say with only climb call this

morning we don't discuss that subject

anymore

American hope so just so long I don't be

a pessimist you bro I'm not a pessimist

but I'd say four months without a paying

customer give me the right to be just a

wee bit doubtful what about taxing me

with a paying customer what a pilot yeah

well I've been sending him a bill every

month next month I'm gonna put please

remit on it

here's a telegram mr. Clark did it paid

for how do you think I got it thanks

what's the matter this is the end super

oh this is the end give me the details

gently Janie's father's coming New York

on business and Janie's coming with him

you'll be glad to see launch it yes yes

of course but what about my beautiful

Park Avenue apartment you're what they

think I live on Park Avenue

where's ever get that idea some you

wrote no doubts well I couldn't tell him

I think we're really going could I I

tell you super oh it's all over when

Kenny finds out I've been lying maybe it

is great together enough to rent a place

for a week no you can't rent by the week

on Park Avenue the least I could get

would be a sublet for a month how much

that gonna cost a lot more than the

$3.00 I've got my pocket hey I just

happen to think of something what about

my life insurance I could borrow on that

that's it boss you're gonna clear now

breathtaking isn't it oh it's all right

only four hundred and fifty dollars now

it's breathtaking it's a sacrifice and

another advantage in being up so high is

that you have absolute peace and quiet

it's so restful of a needless time I

mean I don't need you so much you're

gonna look like a blown-out sighs you're

leaving me what do you think this is I'm

packing a picnic lunch along with the

richest distressful just because a girl

is manicuring mind a wiki can have a

signal acid or did she the neighbors in

the next apartment seem to be having a

little spat oh so that's what they call

it on Park Avenue

look who's talking you're no Little Red

Riding Hood yourself sister

the Red Riding Hood had nothing on me I

married the wolf $450 then yes how much

down or underneath lift it up and when

would you want it now you see mr. Clark

my client has had unfortunate

experiences subletting so he insists on

complete payment before occupancy well

of course I'm not in the habit of

four hundred and fifty dollars worth of

change around with me no oh well when I

said now I didn't mean justice moment

mister clock if you can assure me that

your check will be in my office this

afternoon I feel perfectly free to give

the key right now thank you sorry if I

offended you mr. Clark but we agents had

to be awfully careful 28b you'd be

surprised the number of people who are

into partment like these and then can't

pay for railay I don't know why you went

to a hotel I have plenty of room that's

what I told dad well we're only gonna be

here for a day or so there's no sense

putting you to a lot of trouble I know

but I think it's silly to throw money

away

where do you see the apartment you love

beautiful antiques

gorgeous view isn't Phillip Stroh good

to see you again bang what's come in I

told you 28 B you've got the wrong

apartment

come here Richard yes I'm telling you

you have too long a pop you wouldn't

think so if you looked in the other one

the real estate agents in there

it seems you promised him some money

that didn't materialize I couldn't get

the money from the insurance company

until 5 o'clock did you tell him the cat

was in the mail yes sir that's when he

laughed at me

it seems he looked up your credit rating

and it was marked forever well it's a

good thing we didn't go in there one

word from him they can't would have been

out of the bag that's what I figured

so I talked it over with the elevator

man and he told me the people who lived

in he had a fight today and left oh then

you Sublette this place and we'll sorta

I so let myself into the kitchen window

and here we are coming there

well the Alliance most beautiful to her

but you said it was filled with antiques

Oh Alisa these are what you call

futuristic antiques

after all about five hundred years from

now they they will be antiques them to

something like getting in on the ground

floor

yes sir you've got a mighty nice place

Richard well if it wasn't for that pep

talk you gave me I might still be in pop

though living in a backroom someplace so

I guess I owe it all to you anyway I

I owe it all well I flatter myself I can

always spot a man with Talent yes I

don't be nice to system-1 have a bit of

caviar much better than going to a noisy

night

why what's the matter oh I was just

going to show you the view from the

balcony look look there is it isn't it

lovely beautiful this is fine what's

been our honeymoon when does it start be

well I I can't get married for at least

a month Richard Richard yes you're

wanted on the phone just a minute he's

coming right away

oh isn't mr. Rockefeller mr. rockefeller

yes mr. Rockefeller find time a night to

be calling me who does he think he is

anyway hello which Rockefeller is as

Nelson Irwin sir Oh she'll pro

rockefeller the Tucson branch the family

just call me Julia for short yeah well

I'll take care of her first thing in the

morning jr. now Rockefeller can't make a

move without me what do you do before I

came to New York what's mr. Rockefeller

like yes what's he like well he's quite

a card now you may not believe this but

the first hello

uh-huh Sam Sam Goldwyn Sen oh I don't

know if I can do say I'm going here I

don't speak the same language now look

Sam if I told you once I told you a

thousand times I told you last month I

told you last week I told you yesterday

no honey again today now goodbye

what did you tell him huh what

difference does it make you won't

believe me

yeah but keep the change and I didn't

mean all those nasty things I said to

you oh that's alright honey we're back

together again and that's all that

matters they're back hold the people of

a prominent is Oh what we do now

you gonna phone the fat pilings and I

won't get out let it ring but it might

be someone important

what do you mean it might be it is

someone important as the trouble of

being a famous New York lawyer no

privacy now that's enough that's

overdoing it who's ringing the phone

thank you better answered hello mr.

Clark the couple that Phillip has made

us and now they're coming up what will

stop I don't care how do you stop them

well well I'll see what I can do about

anything the matter dick nothing wrong

no no I should have anything wrong I

feel wonderful

you know I just put over the biggest

deer I've ever made in my life I think

we ought to celebrate how about go to a

nightclub well how about the Copacabana

I hear they have a wonderful run yeah

yes ever wonderful rubberband there and

a mighty nice cover charge - what's the

difference runs to get away from all

this I'll get my hat yeah yeah come on

let's get going you two children go

ahead and I'll wait for you but no no no

I wouldn't think of it why half the fun

is having you with us father well that's

awfully nice of you Richard but with my

arthritis I'm afraid my rumba days are

over

what are you talking about the rubbers

marvelous bra Friday round we go like

this never has

I see that goober takes the fleece out

of the joint and that makes a choice on

the seat no I don't think my dog would

subscribe to that fear and father father

believe me your arthritis is as close to

my heart as it is to your bowl let your

feelings the Richard but I'd rather stay

here if you don't mind I do mine now

I've taken just about enough

I was impossible you want your daughter

to marry dill pot but do I hold a grudge

no I invited you to New York I whined I

said your caviar mr. van real private

sturgeon and when I asked you to go to

the Copacabana with me what do you do

just stab me in the back

well I'll never stand for it I don't

care if your joints creepy your creaks

joint you're going with it come on yes

sir come on Janey Richard you just like

a tiger am i what do you like to go

through the kitchen yes yes let's go

through the kitchen long as we go

through the kitchen now wait a minute

first you stab me in the back and now

you don't want to go through my kitchen

yes why shouldn't we go through the

kitchen well let's go through the

kitchen

now the girl in this book doesn't get

paid either but she doesn't mind because

at least the boss gets fresh with her

every now and then one of I guess I look

forward to being dispossessed most

likely mourning sections of the private

secretary or biography daughter I was

sitting there reading my book when the

boys came in leaned down and lightly

kissed the back of my neck kissed her on

the back of the neck

sounds interesting it yeah when he gets

through with the lemon to me with it did

you get missjaneo follow up on the train

all right

yes I'm certainly glad they've gone now

I can get back to business back to what

he'll know he's opening these they're

all build any news this morning

don't tell me you wrote all that money

to bars yeah after I took him to the

Copacabana they wanted to go everyplace

21 Rainbow Room Stork Club I tried to

tell him the store Club was a maternity

hospital but they wouldn't believe me

what's gonna happen now what's gonna

become of that party I don't know

probably good things don't get me better

I'm going to open up a bingo game there

in the afternoon

hey what about Paxton and he word about

that 250 Yazzie worse no he was a

syllable I'm gonna get him on the phone

right now

there they are super Oleg Adam always on

time never missed a meal over the life

of the booth hello hello mr. Paxton

who telephone company commercial

department I don't want to talk to you

oh oh you want to talk to me yes yes I

see from now on I can only get incoming

calls all right goodbye how do you like

that over a measly telephone bill it cut

off my outgoing call you mean I can't

hear that beautiful time signal anymore

take this note to mr. patch yes

so hopefully about this of course it's

not that I need the money it's just that

I have so many chains I know I got a lot

of them to forgive you four dollars for

four dollars listen when my father gave

this to me told me was worth 25 just

goes to show you you can't even trust

your own father

well I'll take it there you are

1 2 3 4

Oh mr. Clark do you mind if I take some

time off bathroom I'm gonna get my hair

done

no no of course not go right ahead what

are you doing

well piece of sugar out here someplace

ol same ol long-distance operator 82

wants you to call it back long-distance

operator 82 please Oh Richard Clarke

Endicott e47 31 the call from Pikeville

must be Jamie about the wedding I don't

know what to say to it yes yeah I'll

hold it oh say boys I got a letter this

morning from a cousin of mine down at

Georgia's he said they threw him in jail

for fortune-telling

they can't do that Kimmy no no of course

not no login fortune-telling

I'll happen well it seems he predicted

the death of a man who was messing

around with his girlfriend and the man

died well that was obviously a case of

Jamie how's the famous New York lawyer

today fine thanks for never better the

clients are just pouring in well I'm

very busy too good girl keep your mind

off things

not so good

you know darling the 15th isn't so far

away no no it isn't it comes right after

the 14

Oh sweetheart I'm so happy about it

me too me too I'm jumping for joy

now look Richard I'm planning to come to

New York on the 12th we'll get married

on the 15th and spend our honeymoon in

your apartment in in my apartment I'm

still on the phone JD I just think you

something lovely a number three routine

busy office we did that

I'm still thinking they're number six

bad connection

well darling hello hello hello hello

Janie Janie hello oh this is a bad

connection what did you say look Janie

can you hear me Oh Richard I can hear

you as clearly as though you were in the

next room I'm going insane you're going

where I'm going insane I didn't get the

name I forget it what I want to know if

it's everything set for the wedding

look look darling I love you dearly you

know I love you I said I love you yes I

understand you not me oh hello oh I'll

send you a telegram Oh goodbye that's

the most contemptible thing I ever did

treating a girl I love like a creditor I

never thought I could sink that low how

do I have any respect for myself how can

I look myself in the face I'm a skunk

that's what I am yes a skunk Oh what's

the use Shu Pro I'm a failure but why

why I could give you a little hint if it

wouldn't make you mad go ahead shoot bro

don't spare me well you could have had

mr. mason's business but you wouldn't

take it I couldn't serve adjust adjust

notice on a sick man

that's a fine trade boss but what good

did it do they just got themselves

another man to do the service and the

sick man was

was that just the same your right shoe

fro what good is it do to be a nice guy

it seems that the only way to get ahead

is to be mean and contemptible alright

if that's what I have to do I'm going to

do it I'll be a second Dracula I'll be

so mean that oh I couldn't do it

yes you know it boss if you just work

hard and put your mind to it I wouldn't

even know how to start

oh it's like with anything else it takes

a little practice after you do a lot of

little mean things the big ones come

natural you know what these are these

are peanuts nice fresh peanuts you like

the wouldn't check well you're not going

to get it once you fold it up and do it

all you got to do is make up your mind

Oh penis can be mean to Kathy come on

let's go

I'm gonna learn this mean business from

the ground up now you're talking boss

mr. part I called the beauty parlor make

that appointment the quarter to five

yeah well the office hours here from

9:00 to 5:00 and I expect you to stay on

till 5:00 where you pass the first test

with flying colors now you can just too

much oh well down boss

and that's not all take a picture take a

picture take a picture mister only a

dime and I wear I'll slap you down how

am i doing mail is just a help the game

you improvement is remarkable why

there's nothin to it it's just like

taking candy from us well clear then not

that you from oh no oh yes laughter's

was just Walt is this is your final

examination you passed as you graduate

hello Sonny now do you believe in Santa

Claus well I know Santa Claus I'm sorry

lady this might have oh boy it isn't

it's mine

go on take a walk scram come on - bro

New York Athletic Club

17 good morning mr. Clark Oh overlying

the Crockett

oh that's it hey you see I know you are

hungry yeah sure

Chapra Chapra line come up out of there

did you see this yes I did

you sure take a good picture mr. Clark

you know what you've done don't you

you've ruined it you were slightly when

I made fall before I might have sort of

Bank in the side pocket imagine offering

$100 reward for them hood dollars reward

hey this Crocker get me the city desk of

The Daily Star $100 reward well it's an

ill wind that blows nobody hello hello

Daily Star I understand you're offering

$100 reward for the name of the meanest

man and what oh you you paid the reward

Oh to a colored gentleman colored

gentleman I wonder who that could be

super Oh how could you do this to me I

almost glitter would you boss how does

the word oh you were what do you want

miss Crockett who's there I mr. Leggett

I don't know any mr. Leggett Oh

Frederick P Leggett to be there well

send a man we can't keep a man like that

waiting around I don't want a man like

you waiting around either get out of

here I'll tend to you late yes yes mr.

Beaverbrook

of course we won't argue about $10,000

one way or the other

no oh you'll find that I don't quibble

about petty cash Beaverbrook very well

it's the fever broke goodbye Oh mr.

Leggett what can I do for you you the

fellow who did this well well I can

explain never mind the explaining are

you the man I found the people and they

said you were well well yes well I'm

certainly glad to meet you mr. Clark

you're the sort of lawyer I've been

looking for all my life

Wow well sit right down look like right

there have a chair thank you I'm a man a

few words let's get out of business you

want to handle my legal affairs of the

retainer of $5,000 a year well I well I

don't know after all a mere $5,000 take

it or leave after weighing the matter

thoroughly

I'll take right here's a certified check

for a thousand that keeps the deal I

want to tell you about your first

assignment I hope it's a hard one little

nasty maybe but it won't be anything for

a man like you know I want to

dispossessed an old lady from a place I

need whatever up some new apartment

houses know what's nasty about that they

don't pay their rent okay time out I'm

going to keep that out and put up a new

building after all they've got

institutions for people like that out of

course there

how old is she oh let's see captain more

than seventeen well I'm sure I can get

around the WPA or or the night shift at

lucky ah

mr. Leggett of all your cases of that

easy I'm afraid I won't be earning my

five thousand a year

Oh

of course in this one I'm entirely

within my legal rights but there are

some other pieces when I'm not so sure

of my legal rights well I wouldn't worry

about that I watched this old lady's

name

this is Simon Liggett this is legged

legged any relation stuff my marriage my

brother's wife no no now don't you worry

you're gonna be more comfortable than

you've been in years I know but I'm so

used to it it's just like leaving home

well I'm going to give you a place you

like much better are you waiting to see

listen to Megan I told you everything

would be all right hey my my ah good

morning miss Leggett you sleep well have

you seen this

well imagine them saying you Amin why I

think you're the kindest man in the

world don't say that too loud you're

ruining ruin you as you see I have a

reputation to uphold this cravat boss at

all

is he coming down or not it don't get

better come right down

you want to lawyer boy I'm a fine lawyer

you ever see a meaner face well that's

not bad

but I want Clark and the superintendent

says if it keeps up you'll have to

charge you rent for the hall

well that just goes to show you you

build a better mousetrap I mean I'm

assuming rocket goodbye and could you

see this more suicide feared Lena or

last night The Daily Star was unable to

trace the whereabouts and mrs. president

Leggett space especially the old lady

driven from her home committed suicide

the star that give Fanny the drag the

East River for the body what are you

doing I'm going to call that newspaper

and tell them it's nothing but a lot oh

now mrs. Leggett please but they say I'm

missing and Here I am living comfortably

in this beautiful apartment now look mr.

Leggett I haven't time to explain I've

got to get down to the office but please

remember nobody must know you're here

do you understand nobody nobody no you

see everybody thinks I'm a first-class

heel and it makes me very happy

in fact the blacker my character is

painted the better it is for me and if

you could say anything nasty about me

miss Leggett I'll appreciate it very

much

well I'll be glad to do anything I can

because you've been so nice to me forget

that if anybody asks you about me just

tell them I'm a brute a beast

can the scoundrel a snake yes a snake

that's it I know I could depend on you

well I got to run I'll see you tonight

bye bye Oh bye-bye

rocket says the lion is way out in the

hall yeah with business like that I'll

have to get myself a junior partner

yours don't promise me young man

impeaching mother

that's fast time they got a big

circulation even the kids know you

please we've got to do something

wait they don't debate all me come on

friend of mine is Crockett come on the

sprocket alleys cool

I sure hate to see you think that black

off your face I was gonna ask you to a

dance from harm tonight

I got another proposition you take off

your makeup and I'll take you to advance

I still think I made the best offer to

the telegram boss thank you bro clean up

around here

Holy Smoke it's tenacity

hello no look I haven't got time to talk

who oh hello mr. Leggett mr. lair can I

call you back

yes yeah yes I'm in the contract today

yes oh that well that was nothing

yes yes that's right I threw her out oh

she cried a little but who cares dad you

can forget the whole thing now no no I

don't know that she's dead or not

anyhow they haven't found the body well

we were gonna go sometime alright you

are Jamie I'm sorry I didn't meet you

here I just got your telegram I didn't

expect you to meet me any man who'd do a

thing like this would keep a girl

waiting all day in the station don't

tell me you believe that so that's how

you make your money just a minute miss

alaya

now Jamie here I come to New York to buy

a trousseau fourth want to marry a man

who throws old ladies into the street

and laugh about it but I didn't do it

this whole thing is a typographical

error

Owen teases it no it's not I don't worry

mr. Leggett I threw her out so you admit

it

Jamie believe me I didn't do it you mean

to say you didn't throw it out I just

hold you I threw her out I'll call you

back mr. Leggett the office just caught

on fire

Janey when you please listen to me

do you think I'd have you for the father

of my children you're sadly mistaken

you'd probably starve them and keep them

around the house and laugh about that

too I can explain the whole thing if

you're going to listen shut all clear

yes sir go get mr. Lincoln's mother over

here quick yes you can wait right here

I do miss Jennie

and every man is innocent until he's

proven guilty that's the foundation of

our democracy ah there she is come here

mr. Leggett now do you still think she's

missing

no but Jamie I'm surprised that you

haven't you think I do a thing like that

but this picture it shows you just

possessing her this is Leggett maybe you

can convince her well you see dear are

living all alone in my little room it

wasn't much but I was happy then he came

and threw me into the street and then he

laughs at me mrs. Rogers he's the

meanest man I ever knew

he's a beast and and a brute oh and a

snake Jaime don't believe a word she did

did I make it nasty enough no on his

characters my complexion can walk hand

in hand I don't care what he stands up

please don't let him come up yes ma'am

it seems she doesn't care to see you sir

she's got to see me

8:23 JD let me in Jamie Jamie please

come on why don't you get a nice heywait

of us where you have to Harmony room

service this is a 23 send me up a

champagne cocktail right away please

wait a minute

make that two champagne cocktail I'm on

my honeymoon thank you

well Keith you were right they did find

a body in the East River swell yeah the

only trouble is the body is only 35

years old not 70 and it's a man not a

woman outside of that you're a great

detective chief Endicott killed both of

them get it on the boat see what he has

to say what you think he's gonna do

confess whatever he says it'll sell

papers would get upon the phone all

right all right give me the clock

resident

hello hello I'm sorry but mr. Clark is

out I don't know when he'll be back

who's talking this is uh oh this is just

a lady who lives with him I'd rather not

give my name well you live with him do

you how long has it been going on oh

you'd rather not say huh oh sure I

understand

sure goodbye chief hey

I figure pardon

- champagne cocktail please yeah I want

a mine I get them all

well something I've been drinking too

much because you remind me of a girl I

know who doesn't drink you've got the

wrong girl mister cuz I'm a drinking

funny

you're a mind made somebody too you

remind me of a man I never want to be

reminded of again now wish you'd stop it

and you mind if I slide over a little

don't you think you've had enough why

I'm Ricky cuz I've had it was was it a

man yes I thought it was sweet and kind

he wasn't that bright but I didn't care

I loved him I was gonna marry him so I

came to New York and I found out he

throws old ladies into the street and

left oh you mean that fell on the

newspapers oh he didn't do that Richard

Clark isn't that sort of a person well

he he belongs to the same club I do the

the Bronx skating in mahjong club

splendid fella he he couldn't do a thing

like that but there was a picture about

it in the paper

okay now I'm sorry

the paper paper said it was going to

rain today - you know come to think

about maybe you're right

you know he's miserable just because you

won't see him I don't know where to find

him he was outside a little while ago

maybe still there I'll go and see would

you mind sliding over a bit please

stop Bobby fellers winning streak at

11:00 Richard Clarke the attorney who's

been getting himself some bad publicity

the last few days as a love nest on Park

Avenue the young lady who shared the

nest is said to be an ex-police girl my

nerve miners who Pro look at me I'm

trembling like a leaf don't were bought

on you would look good good morning

Casanova good morning this Leggett here

yet no he found them call it off in fact

I call the whole deal off what he says

he can't afford to be associated with a

man who has a loveless I haven't gotta

love this I know is what I read in the

papers what's this

Vladimir Pulaski 346 pawn strip but I

just took his word for that

what does he want he wants to be your

bodyguard I don't need a bodyguard I

heard different stick them up

I said take them up how that was brown

luring my daughter to New York to get

married and putting her on a love nest

eh

but don't the title lie on a whisper I

have a good mind right now mr. brown

I'll get his hands up you get over there

and stay don't work on me mr. Brown I'm

paralyzed come on guys get his feet no

mr. Clark is out yeah he's really young

classy so I see flexi where are you boy

see wait a minute mr. brown

could I just say a few words shut up I

told you that I'll never marry him

everybody in Pottsville knows you ran

away to marry a man everybody in

Pottsville will know you didn't marry

him

what are they going to think when they

see that love that story I don't care

what they think well I do for you

yourself said you didn't like rich your

dad and you didn't want me to marry I

don't like him but he's not going to do

this to my daughter I didn't do anything

to your daughter

I've told you a hundred times Janie's

not the girl in the love net well with

girl in the love nest she's no girl

she's a very although you thik we might

as well confess I want the girl dead so

Janie how can you say you here to try to

protect me dick but I can't lie anymore

then I was right

why you miserable mr. Brown I'm a very

nervous man

either marry me or shoot me but let's

get it over with well no may I suggest

something Arthur well I suggest these

two people have made a mistake but I

don't think it's entirely their fault

you can't expect a fellow from a small

town to come to New York without getting

into some kind of trouble how true that

is well you told me yourself Arthur when

you were a young man and came to New

York thank you to keep your big mouth

shut

exactly but when you return to the

little town you settle down and since

then I've led a most exemplary life now

what you want to do is to let me marry

them that will stop all gossip then

Richard can return to Fox villains

lawyer for the bank you mean give up my

New York career while leggett is paying

me $15,000 a year alone we don't need

15,000 a year in Pottsville will take

7,500 Oh all right judge go ahead hit

him up don't you think it might be

better if you were on tires before you

tire I'm taking no chances until this is

over

go ahead oh just a minute judge all

right you go I was this is nice I

haven't been to a wedding in years like

it explained everything oh you wouldn't

believe me who's is technically she be

known as the correspondent proceed judge

if any man can show just cause why they

should not lawfully be joined together

let him now speak or else hereafter

forever hold his just a minute judge

there's the kidnappers

ha

you