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It's noon in New York

and time for Channel 11 News.

The City Sanitation Workers have rejected

the final..

Haw!

Perhaps he should take up boxing.

Or some other sport where he can hurt his hands.

Why, what's taking him so long?

- Cut it out. - Well, at this rate

we'll all wind up-

Uh, hurry it up.

Just one more turn,

49 left, 15--

Ooh, jeez, that is killing me.

It's the C sharp that's doing it.

It's Super Fiddle,

playing to foil the forces of evil.

Super Fiddle, implacable foe of crime and bad stuff.

Upholder of decency, and the American way of life.

Doctor's office, yes Mrs. Knope.

Excuse me, but I've been waiting for over an hour.

- I'll tell him you called. - Just a moment.

He'll call you just as soon as he's free.

Hi Mr. Church, go right in.

Doctor's office.

Um, uh, he just got here, and you put him in ahead of me.

Well, he has to go back to his office.

He's a very busy man.

- And very important too. - Very.

Thank God you're here.

No time for platitudes.

Where's the patient?

Sponge

Retractor.

Ventricular fibrillation.

There he goes, cardiac arrest.

Auricular clamp.

That was really amazing.

He's coming back.

- Did you the way she- - Totally amazing.

Close, doctor.

The Prime Minister will live.

There will be no revolution.

If the court pleases.

To prevent a gross miscarriage of justice,

I submit that this pathetic wretch could not be the killer.

Because the cigar ash on the murder weapon

indicates that the murderer used the same hand

to hold the cigar, and the revolver.

And why did he hold both in one hand?

Because he needed the other to hold onto his cane.

I put it to you, gentlemen of the jury,

that your killer is a man with a limp.

And that he is in this very courtroom.

You're wonderful.

You can do everything.

Just about.

Could you, could you get me in to see the doctor?

There are some things even I can't do.

Oh.

Nightville fans, what a night.

Some of the greats, near greats,

and ingrates of Hollywood are here tonight.

There hasn't been such excitement

at a movie premiere since "Casablanca."

- I love that movie- - Ooh!

And I love you, too.

I know him, he was with Edward G. Robinson.

Very, very thrilling.

You know, I don't use the word thrilling often,

but when I use it, I mean it, and I mean it tonight.

Let's get seats in those karate movies.

Ha, ooh!

Oh look, there's Brad.

Brad, who tonight will be inducted

to the Hollywood Hall of Fame.

You know. you're Hollywood's favorite leading man, Brad.

How's the wife, how's the kids, how's everything?

- Ha, ha, ha, great Brad! - Brad, over here!

You, I don't have you yet!

You're about to join other movie, Brad, right over here,

you're about to join other movie immortals

by placing your footprints right over here.

When you're ready, you go in the history books.

That's wonderful, truly wonderful!

There are so many stars here tonight, folks,

I don't know where to begin.

Artie!

Right over there, there's Flap, the tap dancing flamingo!

Look at him flutter!

Artie, Artie!

Who said there's no glamor left in Hollywood?

Artie!

Because there is glamor

here tonight.

And I love each and every one of you!

Let's go inside. what a night!

What a night!

- Whoopsie! - Sorry!

- Beautiful. - Really uncounted.

I was so choked up,

I can't talk.

Decline of the west,

that's what it was my dear,

just decline of the west.

I'm Bruce Vin Dee.

I doubt it had as many as--

It'll hit the 18 and 24 as hard.

You're support for Saturation Company

- breaks the drive-in. - Yeah.

I mean, an.

So poignant.

- Yeah. - So wise.

The quest was positive.

- Yes. - Seems rather character.

Well it was positive, and then festivals.

That picture really spoke to me.

What are you saying, dummy?