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- [roars]
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[villagers scream]
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[sheep bleats]
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[dramatic music]
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[flames crackling]
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[upbeat rock music]
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- ♪ Oh ♪
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[roars]
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- ♪ Oh ♪
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Let's do this.
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[roars]
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Ha! You missed.
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I thought I was fighting
a dragon,
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not a kitten with wings.
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Seriously? That's all you got?
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[screams]
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[growls]
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Over here.
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[driving rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- [vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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Aah!
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[gasps] Hmm.
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- Good dream?
- Yeah. The best.
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- Let me guess: you were
playing a packed amphitheater,
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and the crowd won't let you
leave the stage.
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They keep cheering,
"We love you!
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Encore! Sign my baby!"
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Uh, yeah, you guessed it!
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Not to worry, Max.
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All your dreams will come true
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when you're a troubadour
like me someday.
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- [laughs lightly]
A troubadour? Can't wait.
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[string twangs]
[grimaces]
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Lotta people tellin' me what I should be ♪
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♪ But I wanna make my own destiny ♪
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♪ Got a feelin' that it might be time for me ♪
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- ♪ To find my own way ♪
- [grunts]
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- ♪ 'Cause I can feel it in my heart ♪
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♪ It takes a lot to be brave, but just a little to start ♪
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♪ Let's go take a million chances ♪
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♪ Let's go change our circumstances ♪
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♪ I'm gonna write my own story ♪
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♪ And the hero is me ♪
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{\an8} [lively music]
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{\an8} ♪ ♪
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{\an8} - So here's how this whole troubadour thing
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{\an8} is supposed to work.
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{\an8} You roll into some random town,
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{\an8} a crowd gathers,
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{\an8} you put on a show, the crowd applauds
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{\an8} and throws money at you...
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{\an8}- Huzzah!
- Bravo!
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{\an8}[cheers and applause]
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{\an8}So beautiful.
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{\an8}The voice of an angel.
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{\an8} - And you use that money to buy food
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{\an8} and avoid starving to death.
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{\an8}Sounds good, right?
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{\an8}Only thing is, that's not quite
how this usually goes for us.
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{\an8}[tape squeaking]]
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{\an8}[rooster crows]
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- ♪ Come gather round, farmers
and weavers and nurses ♪
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[crowed jeering]
♪ I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ That has 4,289 verses ♪
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- Boo!
- Stop!
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- My pigs sing better!
- [grunts]
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- Definitely not the voice
of an angel.
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- I just try to collect
as much food
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as I can
before things get ugly,
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which should be
in about three, two--
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Chase them out!
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There it is.
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- Impale the troubadour!
- [shrieks]
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Run, Max! Run away!
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- Get out of here!
[crowd clamoring]
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[horse neighs]
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♪ ♪
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[crowd yelling]
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- Ha, I think that was one
of our better shows.
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- Uh-huh.
Yeah, here, hold these.
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Oh, wait, Max!
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Don't worry, I've got this!
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[grunts]
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[pants]
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There are tracks ahead!
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- I think they went this way!
- This way!
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Works every time.
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Oof!
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[adventurous music]
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[horse neighs]
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♪ ♪
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Whoa!
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Okay, I guess being
a troubadour isn't all bad.
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- Uh-oh.
- Go! Go! Go!
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[horse neighs]
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I hate entertainment!
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- Whoa.
- Why are you stopping?
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Aren't we still
in pitchfork range?
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No, look!
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- By Jove, it's Byjovia!
Never thought I'd see it again.
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- You've been there?
- Ha! I grew up there.
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- What?
- I lived there
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till my tenth birthday,
when I ran away.
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If I'd have stayed in Byjovia,
I would have had to become--
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brace yourself for this, Max--
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a knight.
Bleh!
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A knight?
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- In Byjovia,
every boy must follow
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in their father's footsteps.
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My father was a knight,
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so that meant I had
to be a knight.
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And the minute I turned ten,
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my dad just couldn't wait
to enroll me in knight school.
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- Byjovia has a school
for knights?
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- Ju-just terrible,
which is why I had to leave!
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- So hold up, you're telling me
you left all that
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to become a troubadour?
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Of course I did!
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I had to follow my heart, Max.
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Why be what someone else
wants you to be
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when you can be who you are?
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Like how we're both meant
to be troubadours.
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Yeah, about that.
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Uh, the thing is, uh,
there's a guy
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with a dagger right behind you.
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- We talking little
friendly dagger
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or big stabby stabby one?
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Big stabby stabby one.
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What he said.
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Aah!
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Run, Max!
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[struggling]
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Um.
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[groans]
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Oof.
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Max, you're incredible!
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Oh, stop. It was nothing.
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[horse whinnies]
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- Whoops.
- Dusty, come back!
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[mutters groggily]
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- Uh, let's go, Max,
before he wakes up.
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- Uh, wait! Let's go that way.
To Byjovia.
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But the open road.
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That's where two troubadours
like us are meant to be.
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- Look around--
the wagon's gone,
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which means we have no food
and nowhere to sleep.
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I think Byjovia's our best bet.
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- At least for a little while.
- [grunts]
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Aah! Byjovia it is!
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[bright music]
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♪ ♪
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[grunts] Hmm.
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Ha!
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What? It's not stealing
if he tried to rob us first.
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♪ ♪
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- You know, Max,
the more I think about it,
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you're really gonna like
Byjovia.
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It's clean, safe,
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and King Conrad really cares
about his people.
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Why else would he institute
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Two-For-One Turkey Leg
Tuesdays?
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[discordant trumpets]
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[townspeople coughing]
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Quickly, get that rat!
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That's dinner!
[spits]
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Oh, that's nice!
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- Uh, Uncle Budrick?
- Piping hot garbage!
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- Uh, how can I put
this nicely?
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Your hometown is
a total garbage dump.
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- Gardyloo!
[pigs snorting]
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Stay away from my pigs!
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- [coughs violently]
- Oh.
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How can King Conrad allow
such squalor?
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What happened?
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"In memory of King Conrad."
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Oh.
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[dismal western music]
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♪ ♪
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- [yawns]
Good morning, Kevyn.
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Hey-hey, shouldn't you be in
the barn helping your father?
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- Indeed I should,
but I'm working
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on my latest story--
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a grand adventure about
a hero who steals
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from the rich to give to the--
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- No feeding the poor!
- [gasps]
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- Hey, you can't--
- Apologies.
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This one's not right
in the head.
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We're on our way
to see the exorcist?
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Let's go, Max.
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- What kind of town lets
their people starve?
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- [chomps]
- Salutations, strangers.
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I'm Kevyn, and I'm here
to welcome you to...
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A five, six, seven, eight.
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crowd: ♪ Byjovia,
it's a utopia ♪
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♪ Byjovia ♪
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- ♪ Food?
We have cornucopias ♪
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But there's nothing there.
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- ♪ Ignore all
the cockroach-ias ♪
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crowd: ♪ In Byjovia ♪
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- Are these people out
of their minds?
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crowd: ♪ We think
you'll love our town ♪
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♪ See,
the infrastructure's sound ♪
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My legs!
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crowd: ♪ Joy
and happiness abounds ♪
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♪ Since Gastley was crowned
King of Byjovia ♪
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♪ Byjovia ♪
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- King Gastley?
[crowd gasps]
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Oh, love that guy!
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Who's King Gastley?
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- [quietly] Shh!
Sing to remain inconspicuous.
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♪ Who's King Gastley? ♪
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♪ When I lived here ♪
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♪ He was just a prince ♪
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♪ King Conrad's
younger brother ♪
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♪ His breath would
make you wince ♪
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♪ Clipped his toenails
in the market ♪
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Bleh! I'm convinced!
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- What did you say?
- Uh, huzzah!
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Oh, huzzah!
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crowd: ♪ Our poor are
plump and perky ♪
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- ♪ You a foodie? ♪
crowd: ♪ Try the rat jerky ♪
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♪ The water in the well ♪
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- Well, it's murky.
- Mama!
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- Don't like it? Tough turkey.
- Mmm, chewy water! Yum!
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crowd: ♪ Welcome to Byjovia ♪
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We love it here!
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- If only King Conrad
could reappear!
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[gasps]
crowd: ♪ We love Byjovia ♪
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♪ Through the streets,
we all must slink ♪
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♪ But mustn't frown,
nay, even blink ♪
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♪ Lest we be jailed
for what we thinks ♪
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- ♪ Everything is clean
and nice ♪
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- ♪ Even all our lice
have lice ♪
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- ♪ Food feels like more
if you take small bites ♪
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- ♪ If we could vote,
we'd vote Gastley twice ♪
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- ♪ If you didn't,
you'd pay the price in ♪
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crowd: ♪ Byjovia ♪
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♪ It's a utopia, Byjovia ♪
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[fireworks whistling]
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Hmm, good song.
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Little pitchy,
but yeah, not bad.
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- So let me get this straight--
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Byjovia is a
miserable sinkhole,
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but if the people say
anything bad about
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this King Gastley guy,
they're thrown in the dungeon?
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[whispers] Or worse.
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Now come, come, come.
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It's not safe to talk here.
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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[bells ringing]
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[chicken clucks]
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[peaceful music]
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- [burping]
Oh!
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That was delicious, ma'am.
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Please, call me Alice.
260
00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:01,260
And I wish I could have
offered you more,
261
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,930
but food's hard to come by
in Byjovia.
262
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,130
I can't believe it.
263
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,710
Everything is so different
than it used to be.
264
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,540
- So what happened
to King Conrad?
265
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,670
- [squeals]
I'm so glad you asked, Max.
266
00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:14,910
[clears throat] I have been
chronicling that very tale
267
00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:16,440
in this book I'm writing.
268
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,990
"The reign of King Conrad
the Kind
269
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:23,340
"was happy and prosperous
until one day the king learned
270
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:26,340
"that a dragon was
on a rampage outside the city,
271
00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:29,220
"laying waste
to villages and fields.
272
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,080
"In order to keep Byjovia safe,
273
00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,670
"he bravely rode out
with a group
274
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:35,340
"of his most trusted knights
to slay the beast.
275
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:40,170
"But tragically, King Conrad
and the others never returned.
276
00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:44,640
"A search party was sent,
but all they found was
277
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:48,020
King Conrad's battered shield
and broken crown."
278
00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:50,360
- That's weird. Wonder why
he left those behind.
279
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,520
- Because he got eaten
by a dragon!
280
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:55,130
- Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- Precisely.
281
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:56,960
"And on that very day,
282
00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,450
"Gastley's forces
seized the castle,
283
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,280
and Gastley took the throne."
284
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,390
[ominous thud]
285
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:05,300
And ever since,
Byjovia has suffered
286
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,340
at King Gastley's cruel hands.
287
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,780
[sniffs] Rest in peace,
288
00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:10,580
Two-For-One
Turkey Leg Tuesdays.
289
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:13,370
- Well, I say
we storm the castle,
290
00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:15,890
fight this Gastley guy,
and find a new king!
291
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,050
- Villagers against
a whole army?
292
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,450
The odds of success
would be minuscule.
293
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,130
- What about
King Conrad's knights?
294
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,590
- Are there any left?
- Mm-mm.
295
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,030
- Then you need
some new knights.
296
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:29,330
- What about you, Kevyn?
- Me? Oh, no, no.
297
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,520
I'm to be an ostler
like my father,
298
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,900
taking care of horses.
299
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,370
What about you, Alice?
300
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,890
- Unfortunately,
girls aren't allowed
301
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,480
to become knights, Max.
302
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:41,120
Uh, what? Says who?
303
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,080
- Run, Millie!
304
00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,550
What was that?
305
00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,613
[suspenseful music]
306
00:12:45,713 --> 00:12:48,783
[kids screaming]
307
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,790
[gasps] Max, wait!
308
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,978
[both screaming]
309
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:59,020
- Oh, no.
- Hey, leave us alone!
310
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,220
We didn't do anything.
311
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,190
- You'll have to answer
to King Gastley.
312
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,680
Luckily, I'm right here!
313
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,983
[jaunty music]
314
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:09,100
- ♪ Gastley ♪
315
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:16,867
♪ ♪
316
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,950
- Faster, faster.
Slower.
317
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,710
Slower. Slow--
have him killed.
318
00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,579
- [gasps]
- ♪ Gastley ♪
319
00:13:29,656 --> 00:13:31,024
- [sword slices]
- [groans]
320
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,830
Ah! What's this?
321
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,630
Do I see bare feet?
322
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:35,920
[whimpers disgustedly]
323
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,640
Guards, throw these shoeless
orphans into the dungeon!
324
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,950
- The dungeon?
But they're just kids.
325
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,770
- Um, full disclosure,
I have lice.
326
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,210
Ugh.
327
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:49,520
- It's not a crime
to have no shoes.
328
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,250
Oh, I assure you it is.
329
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,870
It's also a crime
to have bad breath,
330
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,430
wear white after Labor Day,
and there's absolutely
331
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,390
no whistling.
332
00:13:56,631 --> 00:13:59,234
[whistles]
333
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,550
[grunts]
I'm fine.
334
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:03,500
- Yikes.
- We should go.
335
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,270
This town's no place
for a young kid
336
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,290
and a musical genius.
337
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,120
Somebody has to do something!
338
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,580
Why isn't anyone helping them?
339
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,840
[sadly] Fear, Max.
340
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,900
{\an8}No one dares stand up
to King Gastley.
341
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,719
{\an8}[crowd whispers]
342
00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:18,271
{\an8} [somber music]
343
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,220
Stop!
344
00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:22,010
[all gasp]
345
00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:26,120
What did you say to me?
346
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,910
- I said, "Leave them"--
347
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:33,200
- [gasps]
- Um, "Alone, please?"
348
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,360
Might not have thought
this one through.
349
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,060
- Well, well,
another filthy ragamuffin.
350
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,570
At least this one has shoes.
351
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,970
And I have this!
352
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,240
[scoffs]
353
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:50,277
[laughs]
354
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,360
How adorable!
355
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:56,950
Everyone, do you see how
absolutely adorable this is?
356
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:58,330
- [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,170
- Oh, I couldn't agree more.
- Uh-huh, absolutely.
358
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,300
- I don't want
to tell you what to do,
359
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,270
but now would probably be
a good time to get out of here.
360
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,560
- Yep, mm-hmm.
- Bye.
361
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:10,150
- How noble,
helping your little friends.
362
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,030
Unfortunately for you,
the punishment
363
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:16,540
for threatening the king
is death.
364
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:17,800
Death?
365
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,050
We could chop off your head,
366
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,400
burn you at the stake,
367
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,050
make you do math problems.
368
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:25,090
Pick your poison, boy.
369
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,530
Don't call me a boy.
370
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:29,620
- And why not?
- Because I'm a girl.
371
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,121
- [all gasp, whisper excitedly]
- [gasps]
372
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,040
A girl?
373
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,510
[laughs] Whatevs.
374
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,150
Boy or girl,
you're still a vagabond.
375
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,080
- Take her to the dungeon!
- [whimpers] Mm.
376
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:43,320
- Wait! The girl's no vagabond,
Your Highness.
377
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:46,860
- She is with me.
- And you are?
378
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,220
- Merely an entertainer,
you're Eminently Eminentness.
379
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,010
An entertainer?
380
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,930
What a coinci-dinky-dink!
381
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,930
You see, I'm currently
between jesters.
382
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,630
My last one had "an accident."
383
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,480
- Wink a-wink.
- An accident?
384
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:05,040
- It was the jester's fault,
of course.
385
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,510
He failed to amuse me.
386
00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:08,977
[gulps]
387
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,260
I-I would be happy
to be your new jester, sire,
388
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:16,110
if you would be so kind
as to let her go.
389
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:20,160
- Huh, being kind really was
more of my brother's thing,
390
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:24,180
but my horoscope did say
"avoid slaughter" today.
391
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,400
[chuckles]
Guards, release the girl
392
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,440
and bring my new jester
to the castle.
393
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,860
We'll see just how entertaining
he actually is.
394
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,390
Where is my carpet roller?
395
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,760
- Oh, he's dead. Sorry.
- Wait, no!
396
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,990
Let him go!
397
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,360
Max, run away!
398
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,690
- No, I'm not leaving you!
[grunts]
399
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,960
- Max, control yourself!
- But--
400
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,780
- You can't help your uncle
by getting yourself thrown
401
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:48,770
in the dungeon.
402
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,710
- Thank you, King Gastley.
You are most gracious.
403
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,410
Ha! You really are a fool
404
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:57,260
if you think
I'd let the others go free.
405
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,960
Round up all
the shoeless urchins
406
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,620
and that dagger-wielding
miscreant now!
407
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:07,400
I don't negotiate
with peasants.
408
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,468
[whimpers]
409
00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:09,859
[cackles]
410
00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:11,569
Run, Max!
411
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,740
- For once, I'm gonna have
to agree with Uncle Budrick.
412
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,780
- ♪ I see the city shaking ♪
413
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,460
♪ I see the mess they're making ♪
414
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:21,228
- ♪ No giving, all taking ♪
- Aah!
415
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:22,440
- ♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
416
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:23,718
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
417
00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:25,664
♪ Fight for what's right ♪
418
00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,109
Wait, why are you running?
419
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,430
They're not after you.
420
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,350
I don't know.
421
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,910
I got swept up in the moment!
[pants]
422
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:35,338
- ♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
423
00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:36,472
♪ Feel the temperature rising ♪
424
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:37,907
♪ Feel the boat capsizing ♪
425
00:17:38,007 --> 00:17:39,142
♪ Feel the coming uprising ♪
426
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,220
♪ It's a battle worth fighting ♪
427
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,090
Hey, over here!
428
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,440
Where'd they go?
429
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,480
- Maybe we should
check everywhere!
430
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,110
- [sighs] Thanks.
- Figured we owed you one.
431
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,580
Hi, I'm Millie.
432
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,770
This is Simon. Rat jerky?
433
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,110
We have picante
and sweet 'n' sewer.
434
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:00,990
- Um, yeah, maybe later?
- Mmm.
435
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,150
- Right now, we need a place
to hide.
436
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:05,880
- [gasps] My father's barn.
We'll be safe there.
437
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,140
- This way.
- [crunches] Mmm!
438
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:09,390
- Aah!
- [gasping]
439
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,115
[upbeat rock music]
440
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,260
- [gasps]
- Gotcha!
441
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,730
- Aah!
- A guard!
442
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,690
- Run!
[guards yelling]
443
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,302
- [screams]
- [grunts]
444
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,250
{\an8}Go, go, go!
445
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,106
{\an8}[groans]
446
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,310
{\an8}- In case we don't make it,
I just wanted to say
447
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,780
{\an8}how cool that was.
448
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,670
Standing up to King Gastley?
449
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,500
No one's ever done that before!
450
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,210
- [groans]
- Hmm?
451
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,477
♪ ♪
452
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,345
[sheep bleating]
453
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:44,600
Argh!
454
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,450
I mean, it was really dumb,
455
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,730
and you're definitely getting
beheaded, but still--
456
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,620
- Nobody's getting beheaded,
Simon.
457
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,550
Trust me.
458
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,470
- I'm afraid
there's nowhere to go!
459
00:18:57,529 --> 00:18:58,730
[giggles]
460
00:18:58,730 --> 00:18:59,930
Yes, there is.
461
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,930
Stop, you miscreants!
462
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:03,890
This way!
463
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:06,980
Huh!
464
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,127
- They're much faster
than they look!
465
00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:11,995
[all panting]
466
00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:17,000
[guards grunting stupidly]
467
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,900
Come on!
468
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:19,310
Whoa!
469
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,840
- Grab 'em!
Don't let them get away!
470
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:26,390
- Come on!
- Over there!
471
00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:33,297
♪ ♪
472
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,602
[giggles]
473
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,860
We got 'em now!
474
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,382
- [gasps nervously]
- [growls]
475
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,250
Oh.
476
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:52,190
[grumbles]
477
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:52,390
Aah!
478
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,260
[bell rings]
479
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,030
- ♪ Oh ♪
480
00:19:58,750 --> 00:19:59,470
Come on.
481
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:04,720
Aah!
482
00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:13,631
♪ ♪
483
00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:16,634
[all yelling]
484
00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:23,842
♪ ♪
485
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,880
- That's my dad's barn
over there!
486
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,460
- Oh, you mean over there
past all those guards?
487
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,680
We need a distraction.
488
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,730
Oh, I know!
489
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,100
What if I just ran around
490
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,620
making new
and interesting sounds?
491
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,510
- Yeah, I like where
your head's at, Millie,
492
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:41,010
but then you'd be captured.
493
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,290
Oh, right, yeah.
494
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,266
[bells tinkling]
495
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,880
- [horse whinnies]
- Easy, fella.
496
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,150
Anyone got a rock?
497
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:51,840
Hmm.
498
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,110
- [horse whinnies]
- Huh?
499
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,093
[rats squeaking]
500
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,210
Go! Go! Go!
501
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,620
- ♪ I see the city shaking ♪
502
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,300
♪ I see the mess they're making ♪
503
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,830
♪ No giving, all taking ♪
504
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,298
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
505
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,133
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
506
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,669
- Whoa!
- Aah!
507
00:21:13,769 --> 00:21:16,672
[all yelling]
508
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:21,310
♪ ♪
509
00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:22,950
- ♪ Feel the temperature rising ♪
510
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,240
♪ Feel the coming uprising ♪
511
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,470
♪ It's a battle worth fighting ♪
512
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:27,630
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
513
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:30,120
- Told ya... [pants]
We'd make it.
514
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,440
- Yeah, I'm definitely
gonna have
515
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,640
to remember that rock trick.
516
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,660
- You want some?
- Still no, Millie.
517
00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,640
Besides,
there's no time to eat.
518
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,470
I need to save Uncle Budrick.
519
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,605
[dramatic rock music]
520
00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:42,614
- ♪ Oh ♪
521
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[vocalizing]
522
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♪ ♪
523
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,390
- But how ever are you going
to do that?
524
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:58,270
- I don't know yet,
but I'm gonna find a way.
525
00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:00,040
I have to.
526
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,060
- ♪ I see the city shaking ♪
527
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,528
♪ I see the mess they're making ♪
528
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:07,031
♪ No giving, all taking ♪
529
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,368
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
530
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,504
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
531
00:22:09,506 --> 00:22:11,342
♪ Fight for what's right ♪
532
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:13,900
♪ Bring back the peace ♪
533
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,540
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
534
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:17,740
♪ Feel the temperature rising ♪
535
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,000
♪ Feel the boat capsizing ♪
536
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,410
♪ Feel the coming uprising ♪
537
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,670
♪ It's a battle worth fighting ♪
538
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:24,520
♪ Somebody has to do something ♪
539
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,830
- Looking everywhere for someone to save the day.
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