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Huh, weird.
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What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's finally
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coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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Check it out.
What's that?
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My very first credit card.Oh.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
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That's it.
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Not even a library card?
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[chuckles]
Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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JIM:
Now you just be careful.
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Those cards can
get you in trouble.
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger like my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago.
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Yes.
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♪
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[CeeCee coos]
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Geez, CeeCee.
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How'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
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I assumed
you told him.
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Well, you assumed wrong.
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?
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Of course he does.
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So what's the holdup?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
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Why would I take
that away from him?
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Amanda,
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secrets are bad
for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation,
honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding
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with Tonight Showhost Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
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an unlikely friendship was born.
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,
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and I'm people.
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool.
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Haven't done
this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Well, let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry. After tonight,
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
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[laughs]
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
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paying off the interest
like chumps.
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Well...
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.
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Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.
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It's kind of hot.
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
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That's in the Bible.
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
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Hmm, let's think.
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Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
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That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again.
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Oh, ew.
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Dang.
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Right back at
ya, cowboy.
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I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
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So you're happy?
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The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
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Can we just drop it?
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No, i-it's not that.
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Um, remember that trouble
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means
I still have
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a little bit of
credit card debt.
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How much we talkin'?
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Well...
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GEORGIE:
$12,000?!
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
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How could you
not tell me?
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Because it's my problem.
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We're married now.
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That makes it our problem.
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[gasps]
You only had sex with me
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to butter me up!
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
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You should've told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
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How?
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
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How many cards
are there?
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A couple.
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So two?A few.
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So three?Some.
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
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How is that
ever gonna happen?
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I don't know, but
we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this.
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I'm so sorry.
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You should be.
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Well, let me
make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie store
is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
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Me, neither.
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But I'll take it.
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Mornin'.
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Hey.
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Sure is humid
out there.
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Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend
like you didn't
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hear us fightin'
last night?
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That was my plan, yes.
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Did you know about
the credit cards?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
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Oh, I thought about--
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
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you'd tell him, right?
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What are you pulling
him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh
perspective.
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Well?
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Well, what kind
of secret?
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A little white lie,
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or your sister's
actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes
a ton of money
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and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy.
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How much?
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Okay, that's enough.
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Let's get back to work.
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No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say.
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Georgie!
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Fine.
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
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Go.
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SPOKESPERSON:
...get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--
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SPOKESPERSON:
So don't get too comfortable--
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SPORTSCASTER:
In sports...
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Got a minute?
Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
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your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills,
everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
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Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
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What about this one?
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Uh, that would be shoes.
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And this one?
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Shoes.
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What's the Plaza?
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Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...
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across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York
to buy shoes?
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Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
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which was free.
224
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What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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that was
an emergency room visit.
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What happened to you?
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It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him,
and he had an accident.
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Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
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Well, did he pay you back?No.
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
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I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
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What's his name?Look, just drop it, okay?
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This is my problem.
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Once again,
it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
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Denfield scored three times,
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helping the Penguins
past the Jets...
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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♪
250
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All right.
251
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Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
252
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot ya.
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I didn't.
255
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We're square.
256
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Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
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What's his name?
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[chuckles]
You're not gonna quit, are ya?
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St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
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it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
267
00:09:54,571 --> 00:09:57,618
We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
268
00:09:57,661 --> 00:09:59,315
Promise.
269
00:10:01,099 --> 00:10:02,884
Thank you.
270
00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:05,756
Georgie.
271
00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,238
You're a good man.
272
00:10:10,239 --> 00:10:11,849
I try, sir.
273
00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:17,550
So glad I didn't shoot him.
274
00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,424
♪
275
00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:28,823
Can I help you?
276
00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:30,781
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
277
00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,478
I used to, why?
278
00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:34,959
You owe her a bunch of money.
279
00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:36,657
Who are you?
280
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,962
I'm her husband.
281
00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:39,703
Oh, damn, she got married?
282
00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:43,881
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
283
00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:46,231
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
284
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,320
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
285
00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:50,714
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
286
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,150
What are we gonna do about this?
287
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,500
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
288
00:10:54,544 --> 00:10:56,241
Well, now's your chance.
289
00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:58,417
Come on in.
290
00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:02,334
You see her mom much?
291
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:03,596
Why?
292
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,598
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
293
00:11:05,642 --> 00:11:08,253
Oh, ew.
294
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,173
You sure you
don't want a beer?
295
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,871
No, thank you.
296
00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:18,786
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
297
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:22,311
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
298
00:11:23,442 --> 00:11:24,748
All right, then.
299
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,619
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
300
00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:29,884
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
301
00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,539
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
302
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:37,108
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
303
00:11:39,763 --> 00:11:41,634
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
304
00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:43,636
I wasn't in
a great place.
305
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:48,816
Worse than now?Way worse.
306
00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:50,731
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
307
00:11:50,774 --> 00:11:52,602
Ouch.
Good thing
I was drunk.
308
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,735
Only broke a wrist.
309
00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:56,693
That's what that
medical bill was.
310
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:58,173
Still clicks.
311
00:11:58,216 --> 00:11:59,565
Hear it?
312
00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:00,566
[clicking]Oh, yeah.
313
00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:01,959
Like a Bic pen.
314
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:06,398
Well, anyways,
here you go.
315
00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:07,660
Thank you.
316
00:12:09,619 --> 00:12:11,447
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
317
00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:13,623
We got one, little girl.
318
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,756
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
319
00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,105
I guess.
320
00:12:17,148 --> 00:12:18,367
Where you live?
321
00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:21,326
Alabama.
322
00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:24,939
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
323
00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,941
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
324
00:12:33,121 --> 00:12:35,776
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
325
00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:39,214
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
326
00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,086
Hey.
327
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,609
Hey.
What the hell?
328
00:12:43,653 --> 00:12:44,915
You gave me
a bad check.
329
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,179
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
330
00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:55,186
♪
331
00:12:58,102 --> 00:12:59,364
[sighs]
332
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,454
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
333
00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:04,195
Just tired.
334
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,631
Busy day?
335
00:13:05,675 --> 00:13:07,764
Busy, busy.
336
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,506
Connor, why don't you be
a member of this family
337
00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:12,464
and join us for once?
338
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:13,726
I'm good.
339
00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:16,512
Well, I'm not.
340
00:13:16,555 --> 00:13:18,644
Would you like to join me?
341
00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:20,385
No.
342
00:13:20,429 --> 00:13:22,605
Just know,
you're always welcome.
343
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,869
Just so you know,
344
00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:27,392
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
345
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:29,133
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
346
00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,613
What about CeeCee?
347
00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,702
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
348
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,008
Grandma's
on the job.
349
00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:35,400
Well, if I'm around, I can--
350
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:36,924
Grandma's got it!
351
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:40,579
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it,
352
00:13:40,623 --> 00:13:42,016
I've got some ideas as to how
353
00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:43,234
I can be making more money
at the store.
354
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:44,322
What you thinking?
355
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,846
Well, we got a tow truck
356
00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,586
that mostly just sits there.
357
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,675
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
358
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:52,200
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
359
00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:53,679
when someone needs a tow.
360
00:13:53,723 --> 00:13:55,377
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
361
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,380
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...
362
00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,208
previous endeavors?
363
00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:01,600
AUDREY:
Endeavors?
364
00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:03,994
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
365
00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:07,041
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
366
00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:10,000
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
367
00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:12,524
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
368
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,526
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
369
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,180
make donations
to their charity funds.
370
00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:17,529
With what money?
371
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:18,966
I got a credit card.
372
00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:24,014
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
373
00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:26,103
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
374
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,541
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...
375
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:30,542
I'm in.
376
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,588
No, sir, I'll do it.
377
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,895
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
378
00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:37,375
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
379
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,248
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
380
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,815
Mom.
381
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:44,295
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
382
00:14:44,339 --> 00:14:45,862
so back off!
383
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:48,996
I like it. Keep thinking.
384
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,042
Can someone pass the salt?
385
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,610
Thank you.
386
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:57,918
♪
387
00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:01,791
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
388
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,793
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
389
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,099
I know.
390
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,622
Or a lot of CeeCee.
391
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,363
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
392
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:09,930
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
393
00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:11,975
Sounds like a plan.
394
00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,674
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
395
00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:16,849
I know.
396
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:19,156
I am what you call "a catch."
397
00:15:20,157 --> 00:15:21,985
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
398
00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,726
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
399
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:25,771
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
400
00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:27,295
but maybe it's you.
401
00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:30,472
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
402
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,822
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
403
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,432
You jerk.
404
00:15:39,002 --> 00:15:40,743
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
405
00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:43,354
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
406
00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:44,790
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
407
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,705
Best leave it
in the past.
408
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:48,925
Okay.
409
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:51,972
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
410
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:53,103
I promise.
411
00:15:53,147 --> 00:15:54,757
You sure?
412
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,325
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
413
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,415
Nothing.
414
00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:02,286
What about you?
415
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:03,635
Nothing.
416
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:04,985
What you see
is what you get.
417
00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:06,856
'Kay. Love you.
418
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:07,944
Love you, too.
419
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,567
♪
420
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:28,660
Well, this is a sad sight.
421
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:30,140
What took so long?
422
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:32,360
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
423
00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:33,491
What's the trouble?
424
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,145
Don't know. It just conked out.
425
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,800
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
426
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,454
It's British.
427
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:42,065
[British accent]: We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
428
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,982
Hey, Georgie.
429
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,897
Oh, hey, Lisa.
430
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,159
Thanks for the call.
431
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:51,466
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
432
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,860
[siren whoops]
433
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,775
♪
434
00:16:56,819 --> 00:17:00,083
Oh, what a cute baby.
435
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:01,128
Thanks.
436
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:02,694
How old is this little guy?
437
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:04,087
Just turned one.
438
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,263
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
439
00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:07,569
She's at home with my mom.
440
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,614
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
441
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,617
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
442
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,099
[voice breaking]:
Okay, let me tell you
the specials.
443
00:17:16,143 --> 00:17:18,710
The soup of the day is tomato
444
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:20,451
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
445
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:22,235
with a side of mashed potatoes.
446
00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:25,282
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
447
00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:29,069
[sobbing]
448
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,293
ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have one new message.
449
00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:37,816
[beeps]
450
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,427
JAY LENO:
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
451
00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:43,257
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
452
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,998
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.
453
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,305
Anyway, listen, hey,
if you're ever in L.A.,
454
00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:50,568
if you want to come by and jam
with The Tonight Showband,
455
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,396
the guys would love it. See ya.
456
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,702
[machine beeps]
457
00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:58,185
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458
00:18:02,711 --> 00:18:05,670
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