All language subtitles for 101 Magnificent Thief

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That's the second agent we've
lost trying to get that dispatch case.

Yes, sir.

Any new ideas, Bain?
Yes, sir.

I'm listening.

Espionage today is mainly
larceny and homicide.

The best people for that
are thieves and murderers.

If we want to steal
something, let's hire a thief.

Who did you have in mind?

Alexander Mundy. The best thief I ever met.

Well, if he's that good, how
did he wind up in prison?

Because I was the best cop he ever met.

Good morning, Alex.

Oh, good morning, Pop.

Very nice. But what's become
of that magnificent Grecian urn?

I did finish it, Father,
but it's been broken.

The two men that carried
it out to the truck dropped it.

I realize it was
exceptionally large, but I

would think the two
grown men could handle it.

Well, it was also
exceptionally heavy at the time.

At the time?

I was in it.

You can still have your Grecian urn.

I can't make it for you, but you can.

Well, I do enjoy working with
clay in here, but that's a big project.

Oh, it'll be a cinch for you, Father.

I'll help you with it.

I'll get you work clothes.
Sit down, Father.

Goodbye, Father.
It's always good to see you.

Bless you, my son.

Hi, Father.
I was just on my way down to see you.

I have something here I
think you'll enjoy delivering.

And what might that be?

A parole for Alexander Mundy.

A parole?

I don't understand it either, Father.

The man's an incorrigible scoundrel.

I'm glad to see him go.

We've had to double our
security since he's been here.

Well, I'll make sure
that he gets it, warden.

I'm sure you will.
You've always been close to him.

Goodbye.

Good luck, Al.

Thanks, warden.

Let me get this straight, Noah.

You want me to steal?

For Uncle Sam, you understand.

As long as you keep
stealing, you stay out of jail.

Ironic, isn't it?

Hilarious.

You be strictly on your own.

You report regularly to your parole officer
and observe all rules and regulations.

If you get picked up for a
violation, you go back to prison.

We won't help you.

We won't even recognize you.
We never heard of you.

Terrific.

Who lives here?

You do.

You also have homes in New
York, California, and the Riviera.

They're yours, so to speak.

You liked high living.
That's what made you a thief.

We want you well adjusted.

Got your measurements from the FBI.

The tailor said they were the
most exact they ever worked with.

I may have to make all my clothes.

This is your private library.

And these are my private libraries.

Ms. Claire Vickers, Ms.
Hillary Dickinson, and Ms.

Jessica Hall are a specially
selected international unit.

Expert in counter-espionage,
languages, and hand-to-hand combat.

An international playboy would seem
undressed without international playmates.

Well, we don't want you to get too playful,

so we've worked out
this in-depth arrangement.

Well, I've heard of menage a
trois, but four-handed?

Five.

You've overlooked our electronic chaperone.

There's a TV scanner in each room.

Your every move will be
monitored by a central control officer.

Do you read me?

Loud and clear.

This is central control. We have the
entire area under electronic surveillance.

In addition to closed-circuit TV scanners,

we have directional microphones
in every room with UHF sensitivity.

Over.

I presume you've been briefed
on Mr. Mundy's personality quirks.

The criminal case file describes him as

slick, smooth, fast-talking con artist,
pickpocket cat burglar,

wolf, thief.

They're just trying to make me look good.

Claire will be assigned as your girlfriend,

Hillary, your social secretary,
and Jessica, your housekeeper.

The parolee is hereby
remanded in your custody.

Just for the record, girls,
the word wolf is underlined,

so brace yourselves.

I'm braced.

You're so durable.

I don't get it.

He's supposed to be dangerous,

but all he does is lie
around and read poetry.

He's a sheep in wolf's clothing.

I don't trust him.

He's probably only lying in
wait, getting ready to pounce.

I've given him every opportunity
to show his true colors.

He treats me like his great-grandmother.

He'll crack.

And when he does, I'm
ready with karate chop 9B,

right in the wolf plexus.

Parole moving from bedroom.

The poor guy can't even take a shower.

Here he comes.

Oh, excuse me, Miss Vickers.

I didn't mean to disturb you.

What's on your mind?

Well, um,

can you tell me how to
approach Miss Hall's?

I advise you not to approach her.

Oh, you don't think I mean...

Well, she's a great scout,

but as far as I think personal,

she does the cooking.

Yeah?

Well, I like to put on an apron

and putter around the kitchen.

You cook?

Eggs are my specialty.

Scrambled sunny side, coddled.

I guess I've been behind bars so long that,

well, not too much turns me on.

Cuddled eggs turn you on?

Eggs Benedict.

They're more exciting.

I guess there's nothing
better than good friends,

good books and good food.

What else can a man ask for?

Oh, nothing good.

Nothing else.

The courier's in the middle, Carr.

The others are obviously bodyguards.

Hold it, Connick.

The case looks like
leather, but it's actually metal.

It doesn't open unless that
shackle comes off the courier's wrist.

Go again.

What's in the dispatch case?

Supposed to be routine diplomatic documents

and funds for operating the
Kangolese embassy here in Washington.

Kangolese?

Kango.

One of those new Middle
Eastern republics that

sprung up while you
were out of circulation.

Small, but they get a large diplomatic
immunity from customs and immigration.

Just like any other country.

We can't ask them to
open that dispatch case

without causing an
international incident.

What's really in the
case?

We don't know.

Well, that's not easy to steal.

All we do know is that it's caused
the deaths of these four men.

SIA agents.

Top secret.

Station in Budapest,
Prague, Istanbul and Ankara.

Once a month, within
two days of the Kangolese

courier's routine
diplomatic missions,

one by one, these agents
were exposed and murdered.

Why don't you close up
the Kangolese embassy?

The State Department
needs their vote at the UN.

They don't sound like they're on your side.

No, the Kangolese
government isn't in on it.

The Kangolese courier
uses diplomatic immunity to

cover himself when he
contacts the leak on his own.

Why don't you nail him?

We'd like to.

But first we gotta find
out how he gets absolute

identifications of
our top secret agents.

It's a dangerous leak.

It's all there.

The same as always.

American currency.

50,000 in small bills.

Serial numbers not in sequence.

Two thirds for you, one third for me.

Only three this time.

They have raised the
price to 10,000 per picture.

I will have to give back 20,000.

Now look, they will do business
with us as long as we deliver.

We are partners.

But if you wish to end
it, to take your share and

get out clean, I will
buy all of the pictures.

The whole cachet for half a million.

One by one.

If we let them all go,
we have no insurance.

They may kill us.

They cannot kill you.

What I'm really
saying is, they'll kill you.

I'd better get going.

The first plane leaves tomorrow.

I'll be watching over you.

My golly, nine o'clock.

Why, what's on at nine?

Oh, I'm no use unless I
get my full eight hours.

It gets you up at five.

I like to watch the sun rise.

According to your case file, you
stay up all night and do the boogaloo.

Well, you have no idea
what prison can do to a man.

You're sure you're not just bored stiff?

Now, how could I be bored with a wonderful
person like you to keep me company?

What are you sketching?

Oh, I work from memory.

Bowls of fruit, bouquets, still life.

You think you could handle a woman?

Anything but people.

Well, you two are sure living it up.

He's throwing a fruit ball from memory.

I'm going to turn in
as soon as I finish this.

No point of all of us hanging around.

Maybe Hillary and I can find
an exciting movie or something.

You go on.

The situation here is totally
and completely in hand.

Good night.

Good night.

Night.

All finished.

Time for beddy-bye.

You better send for a TB repair service.

Our total surveillance monitor
seems to be picking up a test pattern.

Do you mind if I kiss you good night?

I thought you'd never ask.

You really need me, Noah.

But I'm not sure I need you.

I feel a lot healthier being a
live thief instead of a dead spy.

Oh, look, Al, I'm not asking you to spy.

I'm just asking you to steal.

You don't have to sneak
around and infiltrate.

Just pull a normal, natural heist.

You'll be safe, I promise you.

Look.

It's against parole regulations,
but I'll issue you a special permit.

Come on.

No self-respecting member of my profession
would be caught dead carrying a piece.

I beg your pardon.

Tell me, does this diplomatic milk
run use scheduled commercial airlines?

We'll get you the flight, seat
number and departure time.

You get me a dispatch case.

An exact duplicate of the
one you want me to steal.

Hello, pussycat. I do.

Dixon's the name. Herb Dixon.

Oh, yes, here you are, Mr. Dixon.

You and Mrs. Dixon are in seats 1A and 1B.

Oh, tell you the truth.

Mrs. Dixon isn't coming.

We spat at the hotel.

I'm sorry I couldn't let you folks know
ahead of time in order to sell his face.

Well, I'm sorry.

I guess I'll just have to sit
there all by my lonesome.

Is that a shame?

I thought so too,
pussycat, until I saw you.

Oh, good luck, Miss Senorina.

I'm dealing with you.

Oh, look out, Jerry.

Now, what are all those?

Italian movie stars?

No, that's the soccer team
that just toured the United States.

Oh, soccer. That's a rough sport.

Now, pussycat, if they give you any
trouble, you just holler for old Herb Dixon.

I'm the factory rep for
United Nylon Products.

I like to say I'm in ladies' lingerie, huh?

Hi, welcome aboard.

2A and 2B and 4A and 4B.

Welcome aboard.

Flight 107 from Washington, D.C.
to Lisbon, clear for takeoff.

Mind if I sit with you during takeoff?

Oh, my pleasure, pussycat.

Better fasten yours.

Oh, I always have
trouble with these things.

You do it for me.

How about you and me having dinner
tonight, pussycat?

What would Mrs.Dixon say?

I told you we were separated.

Thought you said you had us back.

I just decided to divorce her, pussycat.

Listen, you call me pussycat one more time

and I'll tell those men over
there what you're working for.

Noah Bain.

I didn't think you were the type to
go for the type I've been playing.

Doesn't Bain hire
anybody but pretty girls?

Sure, the lady cab driver
that brought you to the airport.

Looks like he's got most
of his spies spying on me.

Did it ever occur to you that he might have

planted us there to give you
a hand in case you need one?

Didn't he tell you?

I'm a lone wolf.

Just said you were a wolf.

Ha! I'm a native, so how was your head?

I intend making quite a nuisance
of myself before this trip is over.

I wanted to make sure I was the type.

You're the type.

Vickers, checkpoint one. Yes, sir.
We are ready to turn back flight 107.

The alien is ready to cooperate
and is standing by the radio

order to the chief pilot.

Take off from National Airport with six minutes
behind schedule.

Yes, sir. We are set for 2200.
Change to 21. Repeat 2100.

That's it, 2100.

Flight control,
this is Vickers, SIA code 196-19.

Please issue a special
in-flight order at once and return

aircraft to National Airport.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Stratojet Niner, Abel, 32B.

This is flight control, over. PW1, Stratojet
Niner, Abel, command flight control.

Niner, Abel, special order,
effective at once. Inspect

all luggage in forward bulkhead. PW1, what
are we searching for? Proceed with general

inspection of luggage. A
tribute reason to crank call.

Upon completion you are to return to
part of origin, over. PW1, special order going into effect.

May I have your attention please ladies and gentlemen?

I'm sorry to disturb you folks and first let me say that

there's nothing at all
to be alarmed about.

However, it's our policy
to take every precaution

for the safety of our
passengers

And airline passengers do become
alarmed when they don't

know what's going on.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've had a crank
call.

Now it's no different

than any of the other calls we received in
the past and they never amount to anything,

but ...

we're going to have to go through
the motions and examine the luggage that

you brought aboard with you.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

There's no need to disturb

the rest of the passengers, we're
only concerned with this section.

Like to keep a little something for
yourself, Pussycat?

Leave it open.

Thank you.

You get all mine sir.

You may inspect those things above captain,
but this is privileged

diplomatic baggage.

I'm
afraid I'll have to insist sir.

Absolutely not captain.

How do you like them apples folks?

These jokers are all

willing for us to get
blown to bits while

they stand pat on diplomatic protocol.
Hey, yeah, yeah, come on, hey, open it.

Now take it easy, sir. We
understand your problem

captain, but we're not
going to stand by and

let them lean on you. Now we folks. Let's
see, let's see. Sir, the odds are a million

to one that there's... We don't like
the odds captain. We don't like the odds

and the best way to reduce them is to
open up that case. Now either you're going

to open it or we are,
if we have to tear your

arm off with it. Ain't
that right fellas?

Hold it, hold it. Very
well, we will permit a

brief inspection of the
case by the captain.

It's okay now skipper.

Thank you.

If you want any of that stuff, you can have
it.

Your captain may be a good pilot, but

somebody's going to
steal his airplane someday.

just please be careful.

What's wrong?

How did you know we turned
back?

Check the dispatch case.

I followed your
flight frequency.

They carried out some special
kind of order.

They switched cases.

Be careful, I know them.
I've been working on the case.

You see him? Yes,
but I don't know him.

He's either a new agent or a
specialist brought into the theft.

Get on the car phone.

Report to the Kandole
Ambassador. Report a breach

of diplomatic immunity.

Hurry!

This is
Mobile KG62114, District of Columbia.

I want 6-3-7-9-0-2-5.

What about the police?

Let's stop at the far ramp.

This is Curio 031, Kendo Mission.

Yes, sir, we were brought back by an emergency order.

The diplomatic dispatch case was stolen in flight.

Shots were fired
and lives endangered.

Yes, sir, a definite breach
of diplomatic immunity.

The police are arriving now.

Yes, sir.

No statements until you arrive.

What are we going to do?
The SIA's got the photographs.

We have 36 hours. I know them. They'll pull
all their agents and put everything they've

got into tracing the film clips. They'll
use electronic techniques to reconstruct my

prints' skin traces. They'll know I used a
photocopier.

It's too late to keep selling one at a time.
We've got to unload.

Sell all the photographs right now.

You said you could get half a
million for the entire cachet. Get it.

I don't know what I can get now.
Besides, I cannot carry them on me.

We'll find a way to deliver. We'll arrange
a contact point outside the country.

But where?

The North rendezvous point.

Tell your buyers to give us the name of a
receiving agent and we'll ship the entire cachet in

a covering container. Work it out the exact
time and place.

If we move fast enough,

we can hit the SIA before they hit us.

Noah, just came back from State. Defense,
Treasury, all the big ones were there.

Can you hold them
more for a couple of days?

If this kangaroo's complaint sticks, I
don't want anyone aware that you're

consorting with a known criminal. - Maybe
if you explain what we're trying to do.

I will not explain a convicted criminal
playing footsie with an SIA squad.

Give us a chance to try another way
with him. He's the best link we've got.

You are hereby directed to get rid of him.
Get him out.

Get him back in cell block 11

before you get your budget appropriation
cut down to two figures.

Zero zero.

You look a little pale.

Somebody breached
diplomatic immunity.

Deliberate, flagrant,

illegal seizure of routine privileged
documents. Is this what you're looking for?

ID photographs.

They're over a year old. They were run off on
a chemical photocopier.

We switched an electronic copier last June.

Let's narrow it back.

Agents with all departments access.
- I'll leave you all to your puzzle.

Just a minute. You're not going anywhere.

You made me a couple promises, Noah.

You didn't keep the one

about no personal risk. I mean, all
I got was shot at and run over by a

plane, but that's okay. That's okay.
I snatched your thing here and I know

you'll keep your promise about
permanent parole payable on delivery.

You delivered a full-scale international
incident.

Don't try to pin your

diplomatic disasters on me.
The kangaroo's ambassador is about to

identify the SIA agent involved.

Not me.

I'm not an SIA agent.

I am a professional thief and I have the
criminal record to prove it.

That's swell.

Go turn yourself into the newspapers
and tell them Noah Bain issued you a

license to steal.

Look, I got
a whole agency to protect

and I'm not gonna let one
ex-con shoplifter cut us up.

Shoplifter.

All right. Twisted criminal
mastermind.

Thief, Noah. Thief.

Thief? Plain and simple, like my father and
my grandfather. I don't take the credit.

It's a gift. Some people have got it.
I have it. Thank you and good night.

You're not leaving, Al.

It's no use.
You're going back.

What if I call a

press conference of my own in jail
and I tell them about my parole officer,

my personal secretary and my
housekeeper?

They'll say you're stir-crazy.

These young ladies never heard of you.

Claire.

Al who?

We'll all come see you on
visiting day.

As soon as the fallout
settles, we'll spring you for good behavior.

Okay?

Jessica, you and Hillary dumped
us behind the Kangolese Embassy.

I'll go to state and try to stabilize
our position. Claire, stay here

and keep an eye on slippery sand. If he
tries to make a run for it,

it can solve a lot of problems with one shot.

Oh, you're beautiful.

Al who?

That isn't what you whispered in my ear when I left
for the office this morning.

Look, Noah's my boss.

It's not like civil service. If we
get out of channels, it's treason.

Is that the way you show affection?

That is my way of obeying orders.

If you really want to do Noah some
good, you'll let me help locate the leak.

He'll locate the leak now that he's got
a sample of the film.

Let me explain the criminal mind.

When the heat's
on, you unload and drop out of sight.

You seem to have a supply of pictures?

You said those three pictures were copied a year ago.

The murders occur once a month.

It's like holding hot jewelry.
You cut it up

piece by piece, then sell it.
If the man shows, you dump it.

Where do you expect to find it?

I'd start with the
stewardess on the plane.

What she got to do with it?

She was one of Noah's girls.

She knew every move I made before I got

on board. She'd been working on the case.
She knew all about the courier.

What makes you think she would share
top-secret information with you?

I'm a pussycat.

Ah, you want me to let you
go play?

You'd better notify security.

He's up to something.

I've got to get to
her before Noah does

or it's back to prison.

Well, all right then. It's no time
for clear convincing logic.

If you want to escape, you have to overpower me.

I never attack a defenseless black belt

karate champion.

Oh no, you delivered
your end of the deal.

It's a crime to double-cross an honest criminal.

You can go.

I want you to come with me.

The Kangolese know me, they've seen me,
they hate me and I need the extra muscle.

Please, I'll force you to come
with me against your will.

As my personal hostage.

Take me.

Central Control, parolee has escaped house arrest.

Why didn't security stop him?

He's holding Miss Vickers hostage.

The TV scanner saw him grab a gun. We could
not follow their verbal exchange due to

technical difficulties beyond our control.

Over and out.

If we arrest him, he might talk to the press.

Right now he's just another
escaped criminal.

Off the case, officially.

Do you really believe
anyone could disarm Claire?

You heard the report he's holding her hostage.

That means he's got her right where she wants him.

Passengers of luggage requiring
customs inspection, please

report to game 21. Passengers
holding ATOC tickets for the United

Kingdom are required to report...

Are you sure Mr. Saunders has a list of the
stewardesses?

Sanders works for Noah.

She worked for Noah too.

She could have been a one-night-only.

He keeps
a list of all the special assignments

in the inner compartment of his billfold.

Does he know you? No, only my voice.

I talked to him on the phone
but he's never seen me.

Okay, pull Mr. Clifton out of there.

Here.

Where did you get that? I found it lying around.

Following departure times are ATOC
only. Flight 3, gate 9. Flight 7, gate 11.

Student ticket and stand-by passengers
will please wait in the customs lounge.

Ticket desk, Mr. Clifton speaking.
This is Miss Warple from Fersa now.

Could you come over for a second,
please?

What is your name, miss?

Whipple?

Warple did you
say? How are you spelling

that? W-A-W-O-R-E-E-L.

I'll be right over, thank you.

Saunders, they want me over in personnel.
I'll be right back.

Procedures holding ATOC
tickets for the United Kingdom

are required to report one
hour before departure time.

Can I help you?

I'd like my ticket.

Where to?

London and Rome with

stopovers in Stockholm
and Copenhagen.

London and Rome?

With stopovers in
Stockholm and Copenhagen.

What about Paris?

No thanks, just London
and Rome with Stockholm and Copenhagen.

Copenhagen. Pardon, excuse
me, please, is this a word for the

baggage to the flight to Paris? I'm
sorry I missed you. I'm sorry I missed you.

I have to wait at
the end of the line.

Oh, of course, but not
with that heavy suitcase.

You know, it is very heavy. We'll leave
it here. I'll take care of it for you.

What have you done? You've put a thing
in my stocking. Oh, I put a thing in it.

How'd they ever do
that? I need your pen.

Oh, look, it goes up from one
side and goes down the other.

I'd like to fix it for you.

They don't tell us how

to do that kind of thing
in the company manual.

Well, the least you can do is let me
come to the front of the line now, eh?

Oh, boy, I guess whatever.
Oh, oh, oh, better on my ticket to Paris,

you can take off the price of a new pair.

Price of a new, oh, well, but I'll have to

make out a cash lay slip.
You were, uh, here's your ticket.

Round trip, first class, one-way tourist
economy. Stopovers in London, Paris.

I'm not going to Paris.

You're not going to Paris?

No.

Oh, Stockholm and Bremerhaven.

No, Stockholm and Copenhagen.

It's the same in German.

Well, I'm going to Denmark.
Have a nice trip. Thank you.

I would never fly on an airline's one
cheek. I'd gift them to you as a souvenir.

It didn't take long now, did it?

There it is, flight 107.
Annie Edwards, three

Winchester House,
Washington DC, southwest one.

I'll wait for you, hmm?
I'd appreciate that.

She's young and beautiful.
You know how it is.

She'd remember me. We were in the same
study group. The subject was on small armed

target practice. So
don't be gone longer than

10 minutes or I'll show you
how I won my expert babes.

These are for 109.

Sorry about that. Let me help you.

Now don't worry, they weren't fresh anyway.

Yeah.

Thorn, up to the hill.

Have you got a washroom?

Yes, right in the basement.

Thanks.

You sure that you cut up this line of wood?

Dead people depress me.

Especially young pretty girls.

Maybe she knew the leak.

If she did it died with her.

She didn't leave any notes

And it means we have to go back to go and start
over

If you're right in the Kangol couriers going

to unload his whole inventory we have
to be a down fast.

Reach in my pocket

Why, you're training me to dip?.

Maybe Ann did leave a note.

It was like a broken ashtray.

I found it clenched in her hand.

It's a ceramic kitten.

Pussycat.

Does it say
anything?

Not a word.

What about a trademark?

Yes, there's something
written on it with a pencil.

Reem...

Al-Harim.

Sounds like a nightclub.

It is a nightclub.

Featuring kangolese flaming
dishes and exotic dances.

Let's go.

I know how crazy you
are about flaming dishes.

But the kangolese have seen
you in a magnificent close-up.

You may have to hide behind my skirts.

No, you're not a professional dancer.

But the naive way you approach
the art

is original

and stimulating.

My father was born in this country.

But my mother is born in Istanbul.

My dance is like an American cigarette.

A blend of Turkish and domestic.

It is... mild.

Is this man your husband?

Oh no, much closer than that.

He is my agent.

New talent receives 31.50 per week.

And half of all the
money tossed on the floor

are tucked into the folds of the veil.

41.50 a week.

We keep all the money tossed on the floor

and tucked into the folds of the veil.

34.75.

And three quarters
of the floor in the veil.

38.90.

You keep the floor, we keep the veil.

The price is right.

But you keep the floor.

And all other fringe benefits are mine.

Sold.

Report for the second show at 11.20.

He is a big hit.

Give her a raise.

Give it back.

The fringe benefits are mine.

The federal pen will be yours.

Look who was out.

How much did they offer?

I did not have time to bargain.

That is half.

Are you sure you care to
handle this transaction?

Wait.

What I'm saying is,

this is your share of the money.

Where are the first half of the money?

They are going to pay the full amount
when they receive the entire cachet.

Try to make yourself more clear.

Do they give you the
name of the receiving agent?

The contact is Anderson,

at the Montreal address.

Anderson.

I'll prepare the shipment.

Meet me in one hour.

What happened?

We caught another SIA agent.

She was at El Harim.

Where is she?

My men have her up in the loft.
Come take a look.

Is that the shipment?

Everything.

All the contents on the bill of lading.

Lets go.

Take this down to the Air Express,
they have a ship to Montreal.

The label is on it.

- Move!

- What is your name?

- I told you. - Your real name?

- Elva Harrant.

- Her name is Claire Vickers.

- Who are you? - I worked with her.

- She was assigned to
the counter-espionage unit.

- Why were you in El Harim?
- I needed a job.

- Who was with you? - No one.

- The manager said
there was a man with you.

Where did he go when
he left the El Harim?

I did not see him leave.

- You saw him. You have good eyes.

- Can you see this porcelain tray?
- Yes.

- Yes.

- Can you see this photographic acid wash?

- Do you see these hydrochloride crystals?

- Yes.

- See what happens when I drop a coin in.

- Can you see the coin?

- No.

- Do you see this eye cup?

- Yes.

- What am I doing?

- You are filling it.

- Now, about the man who was with you.

- When he left El Harim,

- where did he go?

Where are you? It's Claire,
get Noah. Are you all right?

I'm being held, but he's treating
me okay so far.

I need your help.

She says she needs our help.
Start the tape, get it on Trace.

Go ahead.

I was
in a building last

night in the 200 block southwest district.

Southwest district.

The security leak was

there at the time. No, I couldn't see his
face, but his voice sounded very familiar.

He knew me, and I'm certain he's
an SI agent. It was around midnight.

Can you check all
agents in the district?

Central control. Immediate
computer check of all

agents in the southwest
district as of midnight last night.

We're checking it out.

Tell Noah I know he's
tracing that call, but it's no use.

I get back to you from
another phone booth.

Sticky fingers.

Bust the Trace. Keep on the name check.

Computer check reports no agents in
southwest district at any time last night.

All agents accounted for.

All agents accounted for.

But I knew his voice, and he
didn't want me to see his face.

I caught a glimpse of
him from behind a door.

I thought I'd recognized him someplace
before, but it doesn't make sense.

Why not? Where do you
think you saw him?

When I first got roped into this caper. Noah
showed me four photographs.

The one on the left looked a little
like the man with the twisted hand.

There's only one slight
drawback. They were all dead.

They were all agents who may
have had access to ID photographs.

I see what you mean.

If one of them didn't die, he could be the leak.

Yes.

But it doesn't do as
much good. Whoever he is, if he

transmits all of the ID
photographs, God knows how

many agents are
going to get killed.

We've got to intercept this
last shipment or it's all over.

Yeah, he was fooling
around with a javelin.

A javelin?

You said
shipment.

He puts the film inside. Ships
it out of the country. Here.

Sports Expo 68?

That's their contact point.

It's an international
track and field patch.

It's somewhat like the Olympics
except with trade exhibits.

They call it the
world's fair of sports.

How come you know
so much about it?

I'm a contender for indoor
champion.

Hello, Mr. Clifton.
Ticketist speaking.

Yes.

Yes, of course.

I'll be right over. Thank you.

Mr. Saunders, excuse me.

Yes, what is it? I apparently I
have to go over to payroll now.

There's an Internal
Revenue Service

agent examining my
withholding tax.

I seem to have made an error in the
number of my dependents.

I wish you'd take care of your
personal problems on your own time.

I'm sorry, sir.
Its allright.

Hello, it's me again.
Remember? I've changed my mind.

I'm going with you after all.
How much is a one-way ticket

to Paris? Excuse me, these
people are ahead of you.

Oh, you have not changed.
I'm going to report you.

Excuse me. Tourist
economy one way to Paris is

three hundred and eighty.

You're next.

That's too expensive. Forget it.

[Music]

[Music]

241,941 people.

Now, which one is Anderson?

71 sport exhibits,

33
restaurants, 55 snack bars.

Where did you get that?

I found it in the gate guard's pocket.

Look in the index
under Anderson.

Afghanistan, Argentina, Australia,
Anderson.

Oh, half a page.

Look who's here.

Hmm, there's probably a
kangaroo lease under every tourist.

We can search
the music pavilion.

Anderson won't be there,

but we can hide in each other's arms.

I wish you'd stop reading over my shoulder.
You're wrecking my romantic image.

Here is Anderson on a fencing team. Maybe
they use javelins?

Maybe.

Hey, my Boogaloo,

it's not getting through to you.
You've got the cutest Boogaloo in Montreal.

[Music]

[Music]

[Gunshot]

[Cheering]

Well, so far they've thrown discus, hammer,
shot puts on each other, but no javelins.

How can you tell if it's hollow?

It has red and yellow stripes.

You sure it wasn't
a miniskirt?

Got it.

Sit down there, you'll get it.

We've been looking
at the wrong list.

It's under Expo Services.

Shipping and receiving, Anderson.

What time was the
disturbance reported last night?

Around midnight.

It's the
right time in the right district.

This pinpoints it.
Those tape techniques are Al's trademark.

Department.

Sports Expo 68.

Block 10, building four.

Anderson must work in the mail department.

Along with 40 Kangolese agents.

They'll be looking for
a young spy couple.

Please, I'm the
spy, you are a crook.

You can't help what
society's done to you.

They'll be looking for two
of us, it's time we split up.

That's all it meant to you.

I'd ask you to infiltrate,

but in your last disguise you got caught.

You think you can
look like a tourist?

I didn't see you winning
any awards for best

supporting a mania.

The fringe benefits are mine.

Try it down in
front of your face.

Oh, shut up and give me your jacket.

You're not shaped like a man.

What are you doing?

I'm freaking out.

Which way to the Student Union?

Right behind the LSD pavilion.

Groovy.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

(Music)

Meet me in the cinema action.

Cinema what?

It's a self-service movie.

I intend to involve you in a
highly personal love story.

Excuse me, please.
Which way do the cinema act?

Oh, second lane, third building.

Thank you. And at what time does
everything close down?

12 midnight.

Thank you.

Okay, our hero sees Mary and cracks up.

Now, do you want him to get
up and keep skiing with Jane?

Or would you like him to get up and
go to Honolulu and go surfing with Mary?

How many for skiing with Jane?
And how many for surfing with Mary?

Do you prefer Mary or Jane?

I prefer skiing.

You'll surf and like it.

19 for Mary, 18 for Jane.
We've gone surfing.

What a wiper, huh? Never mind.

I got the schedule
from the patrol chief.

Where'd you get that?

I found it in the security guard's pocket.

They go by every 10 minutes by
day and every 15 minutes by night.

Plus, they're a full regular watchman
at the kangolese pavilion after hours.

Where did you get that?

From the bulletin board
in the janitor's office.

Are you sure you need me?

My job is to reconnoiter
and parade starter.

Well, let's see.

All I've got to do is slip by
the jeep patrol, break an inner,

sneak by four-night watchmen,

shimmy up the scoreboard,
and find the hollow javelin.

You left out the courier and
the kangolese bodyguards?

That's your job. You be the decoy.

(Music)

Wait!

She wants us to follow her. A decoy.

Come on!

(Music)

All right, let's go.

(Music)

You don't have to shoot.
I'm not an S.I.A. agent.

You work for Noah Bain.

He forced me.

I'm a convict, 131425, San Jobo Prison.

Look, I'm a thief.

You know how Noah uses people.

You know what he did to you.

He sent you in too deep.

And when you got caught, he wrote you off.

Same as me.

The same as you.

He let me take three
bullets at point blank range.

Here.

And here.

Nobody came to
help me!

He let me die.

Wait.

Why kill me?

You got back, Adam.

You killed his men.
You cut his agency to pieces.

You got him bleeding to death.

You tried to get the photographs.

You tried to save him.

That's what I call a sudden death play-off.

Right down to the final gun, huh?

Are you hurt?

I'm not sure.

I'm still numb.

He was one of yours.

The first one caught by
the enemy over a year ago.

He blamed his death on you.

He turned out to be right.

I'm only glad he didn't get you.

Well, I appreciate your sense of timing.

Oh, uh...

Here's your evidence in case it blows
up into another international incident.

That security jeep should be by any minute.

Haven't you forgotten something?

What?

My parole.

Oh, your parole.

My parole.

Your parole.

Oh, don't worry about it.

I've decided to offer you a
permanent job with the agency.

We have openings for
trained, experienced specialists.

Well, I'll have to check that
out with my parole officer.

We'll let you know when we
come back from our paid vacation.

Wait.

Bye.

Paid vacation.

Ha!

You'd better check your wallet.

Ha!