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[music starts playing]

Okay, you guys, can you all see me?

Can everyone hear me?

Okay, good, so... last week I moved into Jamie Jane's house...

and since then, my roommate/best friend, Regina, has gone missing.

I don't know what's going on around here

but I need you guys' help to figure it out.

The other day I told Jamie to wear yellow if she was in trouble,

and today she posted holding a yellow rose.

I don't know where you are but I see your posts.

I see you and I'm gonna find you.

-Hey, Gretchen. -Hm.

What do you think happened to Regina?

-I don't fucking know. -[shrugs] And...

Are you done using my suitcase? I'd really like to change my clothes.

Regina is missing and you are more worried about your fucking suitcase?

Sorry.

Anyway, you guys, so--

Do you have 10,000 followers on your stream right now?

How the hell did you do that?

I told you plants increase engagement.

Yeah, right, whose dick are you sucking?

Huh, shh.

Profanity, I'm live.

-Anyways-- -[sighs]

I just wanna thank all of you guys from the bottom of my heart

for helping me through these trying times.

I would not be able to get through this without you guys.

Seriously, Gretchen, something weird is going on and I think

Jamie is trying to communicate with us.

Listen, I need everyone of you and I mean every single one of you

that follows Regina to follow my page so we can keep up

with her search together.

Be sure to turn on your notifications.

My handle is 'goodvibesgretchenxoxo'.

[shrugs] Seriously, Gretchen?

Something weird is going on, first Jamie and now Regina?

And Regina's account is acting weird too,

there is zero engagement but she is still posting.

Zero likes and just one guy who keeps commenting 'hi'.

Well, you know what?

Sucks for her because she used to give me shit all the time

about my engagement.

Now look!

[sighs] Seriously, what if they are in trouble?

Maybe she is on a vacation or maybe she is drugged up in a bus stop somewhere,

either way, I'm sure she is fine.

[knocking on the door]

Oh, it's my date.

It's a new follower, you may actually know him.

It's Codey Automatic.

The guy who does robot dances?

Exactly, I told him that Regina loved his Robot dancing

and that we should do one in her honor.

But what about finding Regina and Jamie?

Later, they will still be missing in an hour.

Oh, could you just leave my... suitcase?

[ring light flickering]

[gasps]

Oh, my god!

Alright, you are finally nailing this, let's do it again.

-Are you ready? -Yes!

-Alright! -Okay.

5, 6, 7, 8.

[upbeat music starts playing]

Goddamnit! I said turn left.

Let's do this again... until you get it.

I'm-I'm sorry it's just... without Regina here it's really hard to focus.

And... she was always the better dancer of the two of us.

You know what?

Just think of how proud she would be when she saw you finally nail this.

I know-I know, it's just, can't you just speed it up in editing?

What?

Robot dancing... is done in one take, no cuts.

Do not disrespect my art like that.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were actually dancing.

I thought it was just a filter or something.

I can't believe what I'm hearing, I- [sighs]

I feel like you are not even taking this seriously.

-I think I should just leave. -Wait, no, no, no, um,

isn't there something else I can do while you do the robot? Like...

Aren't they doing mashups now?

Like, I can-I can twerk on camera.

[upbeat music starts playing]

Yeah, let's do that.

You know what, mash ups are trending right now.

-Yeah? -We should totally do that.

Perfect.

So... my--

My ring light is gonna be a lot better than this

and it's gonna make my ass really pop,

-so I'm gonna go get it, okay? -Alright, go get that.

Okay.

[upbeat music stops playing]

Christmas, and...

dark hair.

Both... really pretty.

What's... what's the link?

[footsteps approaching]

I need your help.

I think I know what happened to Jamie and Regina.

I think they got Shadow banned.

And if we can get our followers to interact with them,

I think we can bring them back.

Yeah, let's get right on that.

Oh, great, so you can communicate with her for us.

You can tell her that I'm gonna save her and we are gonna bring her back.

-I'll get right on that. -Okay.

[gasps]

[robotic buzzing]

-Okay, are you ready? -Yep, um... [clears throat]

Born ready.

Perfect.

Alright, uh--

You know what you are gonna do?

-Yeah, I'm ready. -Alright, alright.

-Let's give this a shot. -Mm-hmm.

Alright, 5, 6, 7, 8.

[upbeat music starts playing]

-Alright, 60 seconds. -[sneers]

-We did it. -We did do it, um...

[chuckles] I see that got you pretty hard.

Well, robots-

Robots are always hard as steel.

[upbeat music stops playing]

[deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[sneers]

[spits]

-[Codey] Oh, fuck! -[coughing]

[Codey gasping] Oh, fuck!

[choking]

[Codey] Oh, fuck!

-[gasping] -[Codey] Fuck yeah!

[slurping]

[Codey] Oh, yeah!

[Codey] Yeah!

[Codey] Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

[groaning]

[Codey] Fuck!

[Codey] Oh, open that mouth.

[sneers]

[ragged breaths]

[gagging] [choking]

[Codey groaning]

[spits]

[Codey] Fuck yeah!

[gasping]

[squeals]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck yeah!

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes!

[gasping] Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck, fuck.

[gasping]

Oh, yes, yes.

Fuck yeah!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god! Yes, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! That feels good.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[gasping]

Fuck!

I'm cumming.

Don't you yet.

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[Gretchen] Oh, my god! Yes!

Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

I like when you spit on it.

-Yeah? -Yeah!

[Gretchen] Oh, my god! Yes, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[Gretchen] Oh, my god! Fuck!

Oh, my god! [giggling]

Fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes.

I love the way you rub my fucking pussy.

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

[Codey] Yeah, turn around.

Lean back.

Oh!

[gagging]

Oh, shit!

[gagging]

Oh, yeah!

[coughing]

[gasping]

[groaning]

[choking]

[Codey] Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck, fuck.

[Codey] Oh, tell me you want this robot cock.

I want you to stick your cock in my fucking pussy.

[Codey] Yeah? You want this robot cock in your pussy?

I want the robot cock in my tight pussy.

Oh, my god! Yes, fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck yes!

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god! Yeah!

Fuck, that feels good.

-Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Yes!

Oh, my god! Fuck, yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

[gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[gasping] Fuck!

-Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

-Oh, fuck! -Put it back in.

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god! Yes, fuck!

[gasping]

Fuck!

Yeah!

Yes!

-[Codey] Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck, fuck.

Oh, shit!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god! Yes, fuck.

Yeah, fuck my tight little pussy.

[Gretchen] Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god!

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

-Oh, yeah! -Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, fuck.

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Spit in my hand.

[spits]

Oh, I love when you rub my spit on my pussy.

Yes!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Oh, my god!

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, fuck, that feels good.

Oh, shit!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes, yes.

[Gretchen] Oh, my-- Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Gretchen] Yes, take my pretty feet in your mouth.

[Gretchen] Yeah, yeah, you like my pretty toes?

-I love them. -[Gretchen] Yeah? [giggling]

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck!

[Gretchen] Yes, fuck!

Fuck!

Yeah, fuck me just like that.

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck yes, yes.

Oh, my-- Fuck!

[Gretchen] Fuck, fuck.

-[Gretchen] Oh, my god! Fuck! -[Codey] Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck, yes, yes, yes.

-Oh, my god! Fuck! -[Codey] Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god! Yes, yes.

Yeah!

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

-[Codey] Oh, shit! -Fuck!

-[Codey] Fuck yeah! -Lie down.

-Yeah? -Lie down.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

I love the way you are riding that fucking cock.

[gasping]

Fuck!

[Gretchen] Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Gretchen] Oh, my god!

[Gretchen] Fuck!

[Gretchen] Shit!

Oh, my god!

[Codey] Yeah, just like that.

[Codey] Yes!

[Gretchen] Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck, fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, shit!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, my god! -[Codey] Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, turn around.

Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[gasping]

[spits]

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god!

-[Codey] Oh, yeah! -Fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[giggling] Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[Codey] Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[gasping]

Fuck!

-[Codey] Oh, yeah! -Oh, my god!

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck, fuck.

[Gretchen] Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[gasping]

-Oh, my god! Fuck! -Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck, get behind me.

What?

I want you behind me.

-Yeah? -Mm-hmm. [squeals]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes, yes.

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck yes!

Yeah!

Fuck!

-Oh, fuck! Oh, yeah! -Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

-[Codey] Oh, yeah! -[Gretchen]

Oh, my god! Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Yes!

Yes, yes.

Oh, keep rubbing my pussy while you fuck me.

[moaning]

Yes!

-Fuck! -Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck, that feels good.

[Gretchen] Yes!

[Gretchen] Fuck!

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes!

Yes, yes, yes.

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

Fuck!

[Gretchen] Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes, yes.

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

-Oh, my god! Yes! -Oh, fuck yes!

[Gretchen] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

-Oh, yes! -Oh, my god! Yes!

Fuck yes!

Oh, my god!

Fuck, fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

-Yeah! -Fuck!

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god!

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god! Fuck yes!

Fuck, that feels so good.

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

-[Codey] Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

-[Codey] Oh, fuck! -Oh, my--

[Gretchen] Oh, my god! Fuck!

[Gretchen] Fuck!

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck!

[Gretchen] Put it back in.

Oh, my god! Yes!

Yeah!

Fuck!

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck yes.

[Gretchen] Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god! Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yes!

Fuck!

Yes, yes.

Oh, my god! I really wanna taste it.

-Yeah? -Mm-hmm, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[Codey] Oh, fuck!

[gasping] [spits]

[slurping]

[Codey] Oh, yeah!

[gagging]

[coughing]

Oh, fuck!

Get down there.

Yeah!

[spits]

Oh, yeah!

Fuck!

-Oh, yeah, fuck. -Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes!

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

-[Codey] Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck!

That feels so good.

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yeah!

Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes.

-[Codey] Oh, my god! -Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! You are so fucking deep.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

Fuck, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Fuck yes, yes, yes.

[Codey] Oh, yeah!

[ragged breathing]

[Gretchen] Yes!

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

I want you to fuck me until you cum on my ass.

-[Codey] Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

[gasping]

[Gretchen] Oh, fuck, fuck.

[Gretchen] Oh, my god! Baby!

-That feels good, yes, yes. -[Codey] Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, mm-hmm.

That's it, fuck.

Oh, my god!

[Codey] Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum.

You wanna cum on my ass?

On my pretty ass?

Fuck!

-[Codey groaning] -[moaning]

Fuck!

[ragged breathing]

[chuckles]

[music starts playing]

Oh, my god! Look, this is gonna get so many hits,

it's definitely gonna go viral.

Uh, yeah.

You might wanna like put an emoji over your butt or something just to be safe.

I don't know if you saw the new terms of service

but that shit is gonna be flagged.

[sneers] Only porn whores are the ones that get in trouble for twerking.

We are influencers, we can do whatever we want.

-Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

[ring light and lanterns flickering]

[mysterious music starts playing]

Yo, what's going on with your light, dude?

I don't-I don't know.

[both screaming]