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[electronic music]

[car crashes]

[car crashes]

[police sirens]

[car screeches]

[car crashes]

[Joanna] Buckle up, bitches.

Who's excited for traffic school?

[crickets chirping]

[yawns]

[Joanna] Did you hear me, guys?

Who's excited for traffic school?

Yippee!

That's... really amazing. You have so much enthusiasm.

You chose to take this class again.

You were here...

You were here just last week. You're Rocky, right?

No. What did I put on the signed sheet?

Let me check.

Sean?

Sean Elf?

That's me.

I'm Sean.

Huh.

Okay, well...

it must have been another six foot three girl, with tattoos.

Must have been.

Either way, I'm...

really excited that you all chose to take traffic school.

[clears throat]

We didn't choose to be here.

It's court ordered.

[sighs]

Either way,

your internal GPS is what led you here.

[Joanna] You!

Quinton!

Why don't you tell me how you got here?

Yeah, well...

I was on my way to a gig, you know, a...

you know, a modeling gig

because, you know,

I'm a model.

I mean, it was just a photo shoot.

I usually do...

the runway stuff.

♪ ♪

You know, like...

[Quinton] You know run away, right?

[Quinton] Everybody, you know runway?

Walk, walk, turn.

Pose, you look down.

Take off your jacket.

[Quinton] Keep your focus over here.

[Quinton] Hang the jacket on the shoulder.

Hand in your pocket.

You look away.

That kind of stuff.

[clears throat]

[pats shoulder]

[groans]

I'm Lady Gaga.

[Joanna] Okay, okay.

That's great.

I'm really glad we all know what you...

do for a living,

but why don't you tell me, how you got here?

[sighs]

Well,

you know, I was just doing touch-ups in the car when this...

asshole just decides to stop right in front of me at a red light,

and I just plough right into the back of him.

I mean, I should've got off with a warning, but...

I remember some fatalities, so I just--

You killed someone?

Well, technically, it was a whole family.

Oh, fuck!

Okay...

Okay, class. Now,

Why don't you tell me what Quinton was doing wrong?

Oh, well, he should have filmed that shit.

You know, for evidence,

and, dude, that would have been a crazy, viral video.

You killed a family.

I mean, dude, okay,

you've always gotta have a dash cam

in place, in case anything like that shit happens.

Write that shit down.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-That was a good answer. -Thanks, bro.

No, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

The problem was that...

Quinton was too focused on himself,

and he wasn't focused on his car.

You must respect your car before you respect yourself.

See, class...

It really upsets me these days...

to see the way people treat their cars.

Insects all over the dashboard.

♪ [somber music] ♪

Candy wrappers all over the floor, and fast-food cartons.

[sighs]

[snoring]

♪ [eerie music] ♪

[bangs desk]

You wouldn't throw trash on the floor at your mother's house, would you?

I wouldn't respect my mom or my car.

They're both filthy.

[chuckling]

Dirty moms.

[Quinton] I mean,

when my car gets dirty, I just take it to the car wash.

Isn't that enough?

Would you drop your mother off to get washed by strangers?

My mother actually died in a car wreck.

It's a completely separate incident, by the way.

Okay?

[Joanna] Quinton, I think what you really need is some hands-on experience.

Why don't you go outside,

and help Sean wash her car?

Really?

You can make him do that?

No.

I have a license to teach traffic school.

I can do whatever the fuck I want. [funky music]

All right.

Piece of shit!

[sighs]

[groans]

Hmm?

You trying to wash my car or jerk it off?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I've only ever washed a car once in my life,

and that was for an ad campaign called, Tailpipe Oil.

Maybe you heard it? Maybe you saw it?

You know, it had national syndication.

I'm sorry. I don't watch commercials.

You see,

it's people like you who are killing my industry.

I put my heart and my soul into that tailpipe ad.

It was bloody hard work.

Come on. Any idiot could make washing a car look sexy.

Oh, yeah. Really?

You think it's that easy, then...

why don't you give it a go?

[rock music]

[music fades]

Come on.

Let's go somewhere private.

Yeah?

[moaning and kissing]

[spanks]

Oh, so you like to take my pants off, yeah?

-Yeah. -Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

[moans]

Oh, fuck.

[moans]

Oh, God.

[moans]

Oh, that's good.

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yeah!

[chuckles]

[moans]

Oh, shit!

[moaning]

God, yes!

-[slurps] -[moans]

[moans]

Oh, shit!

[gagging]

Fuck! Yeah!

Yes, just like that.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck.

God, that feels good.

Yeah.

[gurgling and choking]

[spits]

Oh, yes. There you go.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, shit, shit.

Yes, baby.

There we go.

Oh, God. Yes, there you go.

There we go.

[gags]

God, that feels good.

[chokes]

Fuck!

Oh, shit!

[spits]

Oh, yes!

Yes! Oh, my God!

That feels good.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, God!

Just like that.

[gagging]

-[coughs] -[groans]

Oh, yes!

Yes!

[slurps]

Oh, fuck! Just like that.

Oh, fuck!

[gagging]

[moans]

[coughs]

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck!

Yes! Fuck!

Stand up.

Time to take this off.

Mm, yeah.

-[kissing] -Yeah!

-Yeah! -Turn around.

[Quinton] Yes! Yes!

[Rocky] Yeah, get those off.

[Rocky] Fuck! Yeah.

[Quinton] Fuck! Yeah! Just like that.

[Rocky] Fuck!

[moaning]

-[Quinton] Oh, shit! -[Rocky] Yeah.

Oh, yes!

-Oh, my God! Yeah! -Oh, my--

-There we go. -Yeah! Yes!

Oh, my...

God, that feels so fucking good.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

Oh, yes!

Yeah!

Oh, shit! Yeah! There we go. Look at that.

-Oh, my God! Fuck. -Oh, yes!

[gasps]

There we go.

[moaning]

Fuck!

There we go.

Deep, fuck. Oh, yes!

-You like that? -Yes! Yes!

How is that?

Oh, fuck!

Shit, shit.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

-Yeah! Yes! -Yeah!

-You've got my pussy so fucking wet! -Yeah, it fucking is.

-Yeah, baby. -Oh, yeah!

[Quinton] Yeah!

[Quinton] There we go. Oh, my God!

[Quinton] Oh, fuck! Yeah! Just like that.

[Rocky] Fuck! Yeah!

-Just like that. Right there, like that. -[Rocky] Oh, my God!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes! Yes! Yeah!

Yeah!

-[moaning loudly] -[groaning]

Oh, my God!

Fuck, babe.

Just like that.

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck! Yes! Yes! Yes!

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

So fucking deep in my pussy.

Yes! Yeah!

Yes! Oh, my God.

Like that, huh?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

-[moaning] -[groaning]

God!

Oh, fuck!

Come here. Come here.

Lean on this.

-Yeah, just like that. Let me see that pussy. -Yeah!

Yes.

Fuck! Yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God! Yeah.

Oh, you're so fucking good at that.

[gasps] Oh, God!

[gasps]

Here, fucking suck my fingers.

Just like that. Just like that.

Yes, baby.

Oh, fuck! Let's put it back in that pussy.

-There we go. -[gasps]

-Oh, God! -You like that, don't you?

Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[sharp breath]

[gasps]

[moaning]

There you go, there you go.

Fuck, yeah! That's it.

Oh, there we go, baby.

[moans]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

Fuck! Yeah!

[gasping]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Put your cock back inside.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Get on top.

Oh, fuck! Yes! Rub it.

Oh, like that.

Fuck!

-Oh, God, Yes! -Fuck! Yeah!

[moaning loudly]

Yeah! Fuck!

[moaning]

-Fuck! -[groans]

Fuck! Yes!

[giggles]

[Quinton laughs]

-[gasps] Oh, my Go-- -There you go.

Yeah!

There we go.

Oh, yes! There we go.

[moaning]

Oh, fu- [gasps]

Oh, yes! Just like that.

[whispers] There we go. Look at that clit.

[Quinton] Yes!

Oh... fuck!

[Rocky gasping and moaning]

Oh, my God!

[Quinton] Oh, fuck!

-Fuck! -Yeah!

-Yeah! -Like that?

Fuck! Yeah!

Fuck!

Yeah!

Fuck! Yes! Yes!

[Rocky gasping and moaning]

-Oh, my... -Oh, yeah, yeah!

...God.

Oh, it's so fucking good.

-Yeah, keep fucking going like that. -Yeah?

Yeah! Yeah!

[moaning]

Fuck! Right there. There we go, yeah!

Oh, fuck! Yes, baby.

-Oh, yeah! -Keep squirting.

There we go.

-Oh, God. Yes! -Fuck!

[Quinton] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[slurps]

[Quinton] Fucking good girl.

Such a fucking good girl.

[chuckles]

-[whispers] Oh, there we go. -Oh, my God!

Yeah! Fuck!

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes! Fuck!

I love your cock so much.

[Rocky gasping and moaning]

Oh, God.

-Oh... fuck, baby. -Yes!

Fuck me.

God! Yeah, get that out, baby.

Fuck! Yeah!

-Yeah! -Oh, watch that.

[Quinton groans]

Fuck! Yeah, let me taste that.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck! [giggles]

[moans]

-Oh, my God! I love this. -Yeah!

Oh, it's so fucking good, yeah!

-Get on your legs open. -Yeah.

Oh, yes!

-Fuck! -Yes! Uh-huh.

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

Yes!

[Quinton whispers] Yeah, just like that. Just like that.

-[Quinton] Fuck! -[moaning]

Oh, my... God!

-Oh, my God! Yes! -There we go.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck! Yes! There we go.

-There we go. -Fuck!

Fuck!

-Oh, my God! -Yeah!

[Quinton whispers] Yes, that's so fucking good.

[Quinton whispers] Oh, fuck! Keep going.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes! Yes! Keep fucking my wet pussy. Yes!

[moaning]

[Quinton groans]

-Oh, my God! -Fuck, yeah!

-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! -Fuck, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my God!

Right there, right there, right there, yeah!

[Quinton groans]

[Quinton] Oh, fuck! There we go.

[Quinton] Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck! Yes!

I wanna taste my squirt on your cock.

Yeah!

Okay, let me sit down on this.

Sit back, get on this side. Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

Oh, fuck! That's it.

-Oh, shit, baby, just like that. -[slurping]

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Yes, baby. Taste it.

Taste that squirt off my cock.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Yeah, baby.

Oh, yes!

-[choking and gagging] -Oh, fuck me!

Oh, yeah. Suck those fucking balls.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, yes, baby. Suck that cock.

Yes! Just like that.

[spits]

Oh, fuck!

[whispers] Oh, my gosh. Just like that. Fuck!

-Fuck, yeah! -Oh, yes!

-It's your turn to sit on it. Yeah? -Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck, yes, baby

-Fuck! Yeah! -There you go.

Oh, God!

[moaning]

Yeah!

Fuck!

-Yeah! -Fuck!

Oh, my God! Yes!

Oh, yes!

[spanks]

-Fuck! Yeah! -Yeah!

Fuck! Yeah!

[spanks]

Yeah, just like that.

-Fuck, yeah! That pussy is so good. -Oh, my God.

That feels so good. Fuck!

Oh, yeah, baby. You're stuffed.

-Oh, fuck! Yeah! -Fuck!

[whispers] Oh, yes, baby, just like that.

-Oh, yes! -Oh, yeah!

[Quinton] Oh, shit!

-Yeah! Fuck! Yeah! -Yes! Yes!

Oh, my God!

-Fuck! I'm gonna cum. -Fuck!

Yeah!

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck!

Fu--

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, baby, just use that head.

Just like that.

Just like that.

-Yeah! -Just like that.

-Yeah! -Oh, fuck!

Yeah.

[kissing]

Yeah, just fuck it like that.

Yeah, just take that dick up in your pussy.

-[Rocky] Yes! -Does that feel good?

[Rocky] Oh, yeah, it feels so fucking good.

[Rocky] Yeah.

[Quinton] Yeah!

[kissing continues]

[whispers] Oh, yes, baby!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

[moaning]

-Oh, my God! -Oh, there you go. There you go.

[Rocky] It's real fucking good.

-It fucking is. -Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, shit.

[whispers] Oh, fuck! Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit!

-Come on, sit on my face. Yeah! -Yeah!

[Quinton] Fuck, yeah!

[Quinton groans]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

[panting]

[moans]

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[Quinton] Oh, fuck!

-[Quinton laughs] -Oh, my God!

[grunts]

Come and lay down-- Just lie down on that.

Fuck!

Oh, come here.

Yeah! Put your legs up.

Oh, fuck!

[gasps]

[moaning and gasping]

Why'd you stop?

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck me!

Fuck! Yeah!

Fuck!

[heavy breathing]

-Yes! -Oh, fuck!

[moans]

[whispers] I love traffic school.

[moans]

-Yeah! -Yeah!

It's so much better than fucking class.

Oh, fuck! It is.

[moans]

-[whispers] Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

-[Quinton groans] -Oh, God! Yes! Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

That is so fuckig deep.

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

-[whispers] Let me just tease it a little. -Fuck! Yes! I love it!

I love it.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah, put it back in.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

Oh, you're so fucking... good!

Oh, yes! Yes! Yeah!

-Yeah! -Oh, fuck!

God damn!

Yes!

-Yes! -[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

Oh, fuck! Yes!

Stay like that, just like that.

Yeah!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[whispers] Stay just like that. Just like that.

[moans loudly]

[whispers] There we go, there we go.

Oh, fuck! Yes, baby!

There we go, baby, give that.

Fuck!

Happy little cunt.

[moaning intensely]

Fuck!

Tastes so fucking good.

Umm, fuck!

[panting]

[Quinton groans]

Suck on that.

Oh, yes, babe.

Yes!

Oh, yeah!

Get on your side like this.

Yeah!

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck!

It's so fucking slippery.

It's so slippery over here.

-Yeah! Just like that. -Oh, yeah!

-Yes! -Yeah!

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah! Fuck! Yeah!

Fuck!

-Oh, my God, yes! Yes! -Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my God!

[moans]

[gasping]

Fuck!

So fucking good.

Oh, fuck me, baby!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-Yeah! That's right. Yeah! -Yes! Yes!

So fucking hot.

-Yeah! -Yeah?

-Yeah, give me that, yes! -Yes!

[gasping]

[whispers] Fuck, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God!

Yeah! Yeah!

-Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

Yeah.

-Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

Oh, my fucking God!

Oh, fuck! Yes! Yes!

Yeah!

[moaning]

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

Um, baby, get on your legs.

Lean back. Oh, yeah!

Yeah, just like that. Keep those legs together.

-Oh, fuck! -There we go.

There we go.

Oh, my God!

-Yeah! -Fuck!

[gasps]

-[groans] -![screams]

There you go.

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck! Yeah! -Fuck! Yeah!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes. Fuck! Yes!

Yes!

[whispers] Just like that.

[moans]

Oh, fuck! Fuck! Yes! Yes!

[Quinton] Fuck, yes, baby. Cum.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

[Rocky] Fuck!

[Rocky] Oh, f--

-[Quinton] Oh, just like that, baby! -[Rocky] Oh, yes, yes!

Fuck!

[Quinton] Oh, fuck!

[Rocky moaning]

-[Rocky] Oh, my God! -[Quinton] Oh, yeah, just like that.

[Rocky] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

-Where do you want me to cum? -Oh, yes!

[Rocky] Please, please, cum all over me.

-[Quinton] Oh, yeah! -[Rocky] Yeah!

[Quinton] Open your mouth.

[groaning]

[slurps]

[Quinton] Oh, shit!

[Quinton] God, yes.

[Quinton] Oh, shit!

[Quinton] Oh, my God. Yeah!

We should really get back to class.

Why?

Your ticket gets dismissed as long as you sign it at the beginning,

and then take the test online.

How do you know so much about traffic school?

Oh, people pay me to go for them.

It's, like, my side-hustle. I've been a bunch of times.

God, you must be really smart to get people to pay you to go to school.

Yeah, I...

could do it for you too.

I'll even give you a discount.

Just... ditch the class, and come home with me.

[sighs]

No, I can't. I can't.

See, I really promised my mom that one day

I will go back to school and graduate, you know?

-[chuckles] -I mean, I wanna finish.

I highly doubt she was talking about traffic school.

Hey, listen, my mother, she believed in me.

Do you?

You know, there's a lot more to me than just a pretty face.

Like,

a really pretty face.

Pretty body.

Wow, this hair.

God, I get it. Have fun in there.

[electronic music]

My hands.

[chuckles]

[electronic music]