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Justin, have you seen my wand?
I swear it was right here,
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but all I found is this one chopstick.
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And I don't know why
this is so unnerving,
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but it's like,
what kind of maniac
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eats with just one chopstick?
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- I have your wand.
- Where are you going with this?
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Well, I had an exciting idea
for today's wizard lesson.
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We're gonna pretend that,
that chopstick is your wand.
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Yeah, I see you're playing fast and loose
with the word "exciting."
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Billie, magic is a huge responsibility.
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And you have a tendency to cast first
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and ask questions later.
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The Floogie, the erasing potion,
the Phantomus.
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Hey, that last one wasn't my fault.
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He was following the magic
that I wasn't supposed to be doing.
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Okay, fine. I'll give you that one.
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If I'm going to teach you
to control your powers,
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we need to focus
on your spellcasting technique
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before you can pick up
your real wand again.
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Now…
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raise your chopstick.
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This really takes the fun out of magic.
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Magic isn't supposed to be fun, okay?
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This is serious business!
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Now, look at the chart
and repeat after me.
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One, two, three, cast.
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Once more with some feeling!
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One, two, three, cast.
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That's it! Yeah, that's it.
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A hundred more times and you got this.
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One, two, three, cast.
One, two, three, cast.
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Okay. Edgebonoutoosis.
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Have fun. Well, I was talking to me.
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You're gonna be miserable.
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Hey, Milo, what you doing?
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Playing with Mr. Chompers.
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I have to take him back
to school tomorrow,
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but he doesn't want to go.
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- He said that?
- Of course, not. He's a guinea pig.
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Aw, he's so cute.
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Isn't he cute, Justin?
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Uh-oh.
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A double? Really?
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That was one of the first tricks
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- Alex pulled on my dad.
- Was it funny then?
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- No!
- Is it funny now?
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No!
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Billie, you need
to learn something, okay?
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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- Hey, that's from...
- Me. Yep, I said it.
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Just made it up. Right now.
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You've left me no choice, okay?
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Give me your wand.
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When you show me
you can take magic seriously,
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you'll get it back.
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Uh... ancient spirits hear my plea,
make him think I take magic...
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Seriously?
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Misusing a spell is not the solution.
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I know. It just seems so much faster.
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
If you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Getting ready for school
without magic takes forever.
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Yeah, no way I'll figure that out.
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Loafers it is!
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Man, I can't believe
Justin took my wand away
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just because I said magic is fun.
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It is fun.
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I hope I'm not that serious when I'm 50.
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Someone just needs
to remind him what fun is.
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This magical prank site
will have something
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that'll make even Justin Russo lighten up.
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Okay, let's see. Shrink Box?
Nah, too extreme!
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Ooh, a Stink Box!
The sounds, the smells.
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If that doesn't make him laugh,
there's no saving him.
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What you doing?
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Uh, not ordering things
from a wizard website.
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If that's what you think.
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Hey, what's with the pillows?
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It's dodgeball day in gym,
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and these jerk bag kids,
the "Dodge Brawlers,"
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always annihilate us.
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Normally, I just prepare emotionally,
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but that doesn't help with the bruises,
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so that's what these babies are for.
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Well, you'll definitely get
the stuffing knocked out of you.
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Come on, I can't wait to get to school!
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"Can't wait to get to school?"
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Either I'm a positive influence on her
or she's up to something.
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A Shrink Box?
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She was ordering stuff
from a wizard website.
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She is up to... Ooh, new item section.
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Magic "Muscle Shirt."
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"Magically gives you more muscles
than you know what to do with."
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Well, I know what to do with it.
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I know exactly what to do with it!
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Mom, I don't think I can take Mr. Chompers
back to school today.
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He has chicken pox.
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- He's a guinea pig.
- Okay, he has guinea pig pox.
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Either way, he can't go back to school.
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Nice try, sweetie,
but we've talked about this.
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You're just not ready to have a pet.
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Besides, Mr. Chompers belongs
to your class.
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Fine, but if the entire fifth grade
gets guinea pig pox, it's on you.
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Giada, you're not going to believe this.
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Superintendent Kowalski just emailed.
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He wants to interview me today.
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This is my chance to become principal.
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- Like, permanently!
- Oh, babe, that's amazing!
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I know.
I told him I was so ready.
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But I am so not ready.
I gotta get ready.
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Milo! Milo, come downstairs!
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I gotta get to school!
Like, if… if you see Milo,
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tell him downstairs now,
because I gotta…
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I'm right here.
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Don't worry, honey.
He won't leave without you.
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Actually, he can't. He forgot his keys.
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I guess this is it, Mr. Chompers.
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Unless…
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This will work.
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There you go, buddy.
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I'll be back as soon as I can.
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Well, after three.
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They won't let me out before three.
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I'm glad you changed.
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I was not gonna talk to you
dressed like that.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Winter, what's up?
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But… but you'll talk to her
dressed like that?
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Yeah, she can pull it off.
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Billie?
My office. Now!
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What'd you do this time?
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Nothing. Just sent your dad
a little something to lighten the mood.
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- He can take a joke, right?
- Totally.
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People say I get
my sense of humor from him.
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Oh, no, I'm doomed.
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Billie,
I really need you to come to my office.
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I'm serious!
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Of course, you're serious.
You're always serious!
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She's so lucky
she's getting out of dodgeball.
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I couldn't sleep last night.
I woke up five times.
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Well, one was 'cause I had to pee.
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And two were 'cause
my little brothers were sleep fighting.
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And the fourth time was
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'cause I left my window open,
and an owl flew in.
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But the fifth time
was definitely about dodgeball.
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Ooh, that got here fast.
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Winter, I've got a feeling
the Dodge Brawlers
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are in for a big surprise.
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Did you get them a gift
so they wouldn't pummel you?
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Can I put my name on the card?
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Roman, put my name on the card!
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Oh.
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And for a Stink Box,
I expect a little more stink.
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Dang it!
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The prank I sent to Justin
must have been a dud.
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- Billie!
- Justin?
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What did you do?
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Why do you think I did this?
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You just said,
"The prank that I sent Justin
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must have been a dud!"
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Man, I really need to stop
talking to myself out loud.
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What are you looking at?
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I can't believe
you sent me a Shrink Box!
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No, I sent you a Stink Box
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to show you magic doesn't have
to be so serious all the time.
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You know, as a joke.
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Does this look like a joke to you?
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Don't answer that.
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I don't get it.
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When I ordered it,
I'm sure I clicked on…
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Oh, no.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, in my defense,
they shouldn't put Shrink Box
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and Stink Box right next to each other.
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It makes no sense.
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It's in alphabetical order.
It makes all of the sense.
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This is exactly what I was talking about.
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You aren't being responsible
with your magic!
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But I can be. I can fix this.
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I'll just…
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I took your wand.
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You took my wand.
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Why'd you have to take my wand?
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Really? You need
a bigger example than this?
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Bigger.
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Sorry.
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New plan.
We'll just go back to the lair,
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and put you back to normal size
before anyone realizes you shrunk.
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- There's just one tiny problem.
- Tiny!
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Hey, you're the one
that keeps saying these things.
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I can't leave right now.
I'm supposed to do a video call
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with Superintendent Kowalski
in five minutes.
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He's gonna interview me
for the principal's position.
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I've been waiting
for this opportunity for years!
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- Okay, I've got a plan.
- What's your plan?
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I'll send Superintendent Kowalski
a Shrink Box, too,
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and you'll be the same size.
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What's his address?
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Billie!
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Don't worry.
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I'll think of something. I got your back.
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This is bad. I gotta fix this.
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"My dream job." Perfect!
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Next to Justin,
this stuff will look full size.
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Okay, "astronaut, race car driver…"
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What, doesn't anyone want
a desk job anymore?
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There's gotta be one kid
who's shooting for the middle.
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Paralegal.
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Don't know what that is,
but I'm bored just looking at it.
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Way to come through, Jonathan R.
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Do the Dodge Brawlers look bigger today?
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Or angrier? Or bigger and angrier?
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I'm not really comfortable
with any combination of those things.
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Roman?
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Today, we take the Dodge Brawlers down!
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Whoa, you are yoked!
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Is a thing I never thought
I'd say about you.
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It's a magic Muscle Shirt.
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I ordered it off a wizard website.
Guess what it does?
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Gives you the strength
of all those muscles?
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Yeah, okay, I guess that was obvious.
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Don't you think people will notice
you suddenly look like a superhero?
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Luckily, I've gone to great lengths
to never show my bare arms in gym.
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For all they know,
I've always looked like this.
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Let's dodgeball.
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- That's a basketball.
- Oh.
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Now! Let's dodgeball!
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Sorry, Coach.
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Ooh!
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Roman, this is your moment!
Say something cool!
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Who wants to have a ball?
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That wasn't it!
Just hit him! Hit him!
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I did it! I beat the Dodge Brawlers!
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I'm a legend!
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Roland! Roland!
Roland! Roland! Roland!
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- They're chanting my name.
- They're chanting "Roland."
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Close enough!
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Roland! Roland! Roland! Roland!
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Good afternoon,
Superintendent Kowalski.
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What's wrong with your voice?
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You sound like you swallowed a dog toy.
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You weren't chewing on a dog toy,
were you, Russo?
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Uh... I just…
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00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:09,332
A cold.
251
00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,209
I… I just have a cold.
252
00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:14,421
Oh, well, don't sneeze.
It grosses me out.
253
00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:17,716
Look, I have some news
about Principal Finley.
254
00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:19,551
He's dead.
255
00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:23,680
- What?
- To me. Dead to me.
256
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:27,350
Joker went on vacation
and decided never to come back.
257
00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:30,979
So, how would you like to be
the new principal of Greenwald Middle?
258
00:12:31,521 --> 00:12:34,232
- It would be an honor, sir.
- Whoa.
259
00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:35,650
Slow your roll, Russo.
260
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:39,112
Job's not yours yet. Convince me.
261
00:12:39,362 --> 00:12:40,682
I put a lot of thought into this.
262
00:12:40,781 --> 00:12:43,617
I… I just need my note cards.
263
00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:44,743
Oh, right.
264
00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:49,206
Hurry up. I'm on the free version
of video chat here.
265
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:51,583
You have three minutes
and four ads to make your case.
266
00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:56,880
Here we go. So, in conclusion, I...
267
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:59,424
No, no! Not "in conclusion."
I haven't even started.
268
00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:03,011
This is getting real weird real fast.
269
00:13:04,638 --> 00:13:06,014
You know what? Just forget it.
270
00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:08,683
Forget it? You don't tell me to forget it.
271
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,186
I tell you to forget it.
And don't you forget it!
272
00:13:13,146 --> 00:13:16,024
Look, Mr. Kowalski,
this isn't going the way that I planned,
273
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:17,901
but I assure you,
I am a straight shooter.
274
00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:20,070
No one will take this job
more seriously than me.
275
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:25,575
No explaining that.
276
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,333
What is going on?
277
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,043
Time to shred!
278
00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:40,841
Roman, what are you doing?
279
00:13:40,924 --> 00:13:42,300
Giving the people what they want.
280
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,761
And it turns out people want smashing
281
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:48,390
and shredding here!
282
00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:50,934
Okay, it is definitely time
to take that shirt off.
283
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:52,227
Not a chance!
284
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,062
This is the most fun
I've had at school,
285
00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:56,606
since they added A-plus-plus
to the grading system.
286
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:02,153
Come on, Roman.
There's a new librarian.
287
00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:04,999
If we make friends with her,
she'll let us keep our books out longer.
288
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,245
I used to think things like that
were important.
289
00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:08,994
Then I got these!
290
00:14:11,913 --> 00:14:13,206
What's gotten into you?
291
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,792
The only thing bigger
than those muscles is your ego.
292
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:16,877
Hey, thanks.
293
00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:20,364
You know that wasn't a compliment.
294
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:21,798
Oh-ho!
295
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:25,385
A 64-ouncer! Let's do this.
296
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:34,144
I'm totally crushing it!
297
00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:36,187
Get it? Crushing it?
298
00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:40,734
I got it, but I don't think I want it.
299
00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:42,986
Yeah, you do.
300
00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:48,408
It's good to be home.
301
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:51,077
- Ow!
- Sorry.
302
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,371
Are you okay?
303
00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:55,525
Better now that I'm out of there.
304
00:14:55,582 --> 00:14:57,902
Do you have to swing your backpack
so much on the way home?
305
00:14:58,335 --> 00:14:59,878
I was trying to act casual.
306
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:02,380
I don't want anyone to think
I had a tiny person in there.
307
00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:05,759
Why would anyone think that you...
You know what?
308
00:15:06,509 --> 00:15:08,386
Just forget it. Can we get to the lair?
309
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,555
You got it. And listen,
310
00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:14,100
I'm really sorry about
what happened with... Kowalski!
311
00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:15,810
Hello.
312
00:15:16,144 --> 00:15:18,605
I'm looking for Justin Russo.
313
00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,566
And I am really regretting
leaving the door open.
314
00:15:27,614 --> 00:15:29,616
So, is Russo here or not?
315
00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:31,785
You gotta put me down
before he sees me!
316
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,095
What do you think I'm trying to do?
317
00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:34,371
Who are you talking to?
318
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:36,289
Uh... My… myself.
319
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:39,793
You… you know, teenagers,
always talking to ourselves.
320
00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:42,671
You were once a teenager, right?
321
00:15:44,339 --> 00:15:45,382
So I've been told.
322
00:15:46,549 --> 00:15:49,427
Look, I tried to reach Russo at school,
but he wasn't there.
323
00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:51,388
Um, I can give him your message.
324
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,515
Do you really want to be
the one to tell him
325
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,280
that he's not right
for the principal job?
326
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:56,685
Wait, what?
327
00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:58,853
But Justin really wants that job.
328
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,022
Oh, well, in that case,
I'll give it to him.
329
00:16:01,106 --> 00:16:02,273
- Really?
- No!
330
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:05,318
Look, he's a great vice principal,
331
00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,612
and he's been doing a great job
as acting principal,
332
00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:11,032
but today, I just get the sense
333
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:13,451
that there's something going on
behind my back.
334
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:15,120
It's a little lower than that.
335
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,262
Let me help you with that.
336
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:40,562
You're welcome.
337
00:16:42,063 --> 00:16:43,773
I see you're still wearing the shirt.
338
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,776
Oh, yeah! Never taking this puppy off.
339
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:48,903
Thought you'd say that.
340
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,197
I just wanted to warn you,
the Dodge Brawlers
341
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:53,162
have been telling everyone
they want a rematch.
342
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:56,995
Who cares? I'll take 'em down
anywhere, anytime.
343
00:16:57,328 --> 00:16:59,122
Oh, wow, what a coincidence.
344
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:01,624
Looks like they're right here, right now.
345
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,254
Good. I just wish
there was a bigger crowd.
346
00:17:13,219 --> 00:17:14,613
- This is for your own good.
- What?
347
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:15,972
Ah, go get him, big guy!
348
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,816
These are my essay writing arms,
not my dodgeball arms!
349
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:28,777
Can we reschedule?
350
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:31,821
No, we have to face them, Roman.
351
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,698
- But I need my muscles.
- No, you don't.
352
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,909
Those muscles made you as bad
as those jerk bags.
353
00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:37,327
I was scared of them too,
354
00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:39,537
but beating them with magic
isn't the answer.
355
00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:41,539
- Is running away the answer?
- No!
356
00:17:43,374 --> 00:17:45,335
We can win this without magic.
357
00:17:46,294 --> 00:17:48,379
All right. Let's do this.
358
00:17:50,256 --> 00:17:51,466
Whoo!
359
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:56,930
We should not have done that.
360
00:17:57,639 --> 00:18:01,101
We not only lost the game,
we lost our dignity.
361
00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:03,853
And I think I lost a tooth.
362
00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,732
Nope, still there.
Just not where it was before.
363
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,587
I still can't figure out
what happened to my Muscle Shirt.
364
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:12,737
Oh, that was me.
365
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:14,280
You did that?
366
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:17,033
Why?
367
00:18:17,992 --> 00:18:19,160
I wanted the old Roman back.
368
00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:22,330
And the old Roman doesn't fight
his battles with magic.
369
00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:23,790
He loses fair and square.
370
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:27,794
Feels like you're being sincere,
so I'm gonna let that one slide.
371
00:18:30,171 --> 00:18:31,891
I guess all those muscles
did go to my head.
372
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,985
But that rematch against the Brawlers
could have been the end of us.
373
00:18:35,009 --> 00:18:38,221
But it wasn't. The end of us
is still a terrifying mystery.
374
00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:39,681
Like it's meant to be.
375
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:44,060
So, wanna go make friends
with the new librarian?
376
00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:46,187
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
377
00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:48,471
she's gonna make you pay
for that book you tore in half.
378
00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:54,445
Mr. Kowalski, you have to
give Justin another chance.
379
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,364
No, I need to trust my gut.
380
00:18:56,447 --> 00:18:58,074
That guy is flakier than a croissant.
381
00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:00,743
A delicious buttery croissant.
382
00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:03,121
Dang, I picked the wrong day to cut carbs!
383
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,082
Psst!
384
00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:11,921
What are you doing?
If he sees me, he'll know we're wizards.
385
00:19:12,005 --> 00:19:13,798
If he leaves, you'll never be principal.
386
00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,633
Those don't feel like the same stakes.
387
00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,863
You know what?
Just get him away from the mirror,
388
00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:20,096
so I can get to the lair!
389
00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:22,765
Uh...
390
00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:24,934
Mr. Kowalski, I think
you left your headlights on.
391
00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:26,019
I did?
392
00:19:27,228 --> 00:19:29,022
Wait a minute.
It's the middle of the day.
393
00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:30,732
And I walked here.
394
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,987
Uh... Hey, wanna go check out
the water stain on the kitchen island?
395
00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:38,823
- It looks just like Bruno Mars.
- Bruno Mars?
396
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:40,742
I love that guy.
397
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:46,331
No, I'm here on official business.
398
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:49,709
And like Mother always said,
when you crush a grown man's dreams,
399
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:50,835
you do it in person.
400
00:19:52,754 --> 00:19:55,506
Look, it's my fault
Justin was acting weird today.
401
00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:57,300
He didn't think I was being serious
402
00:19:57,383 --> 00:19:59,594
about my lessons,
so I pulled a prank on him.
403
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:02,222
Hey,
who doesn't love a good prank?
404
00:20:02,639 --> 00:20:04,349
Oh, yes, me.
405
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:08,519
But Justin was only doing
what's best for me.
406
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,522
I don't want to be the reason
he misses out on this chance.
407
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,484
He's never given up on me,
so don't give up on him.
408
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:17,528
That is so sweet.
409
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,532
But why was his desk made
of choc-sickle sticks?
410
00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:27,121
It was a gift from his students,
because they love him so much.
411
00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:30,959
Love, huh?
I wonder how that feels.
412
00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:34,212
I need to get
to the mirror faster!
413
00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:37,924
Oh, Mr. Chompers, you're huge!
414
00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:39,342
Oh, no, wait, I'm tiny.
415
00:20:41,052 --> 00:20:43,429
Just the right size to ride a guinea pig!
416
00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,098
Man, this is a weird day.
417
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:48,601
So, you'll give Justin another chance?
418
00:20:49,185 --> 00:20:51,854
Fine, but I better not see
any more shenanigans from him.
419
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,650
Whoo-hoo!
420
00:20:55,775 --> 00:20:59,404
Go, Chompers!
Ride like the wind!
421
00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:05,868
You… you will not regret this,
especially if you keep facing that way.
422
00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:08,830
Oh, so you're the weird one.
423
00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:10,373
Now I get it.
424
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,878
Whoo-hoo! Now leap, Chompers!
Leap to the mirror!
425
00:21:16,629 --> 00:21:19,090
Wait, why are you stopping? Whoa!
426
00:21:23,594 --> 00:21:24,637
Superintendent Kowalski.
427
00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:29,726
Russo, today's your lucky day.
428
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:32,334
This young lady has convinced me
to give you a second chance.
429
00:21:32,895 --> 00:21:35,148
Of course, she did.
She always has my back.
430
00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:36,357
Mm.
431
00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:39,110
You know, for a serious guy,
432
00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:41,404
you were having a lot of fun
riding on that guinea pig.
433
00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:43,281
Oh, I was? It was the best.
434
00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:46,117
Russo, I don't have all day.
435
00:21:46,492 --> 00:21:47,618
Coming, sir.
436
00:21:48,286 --> 00:21:49,996
Show yourself
into my kitchen, right?
437
00:21:55,752 --> 00:21:58,838
Now that was an interview!
Didn't even feel like two hours.
438
00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:02,300
Yeah. Felt like two days.
439
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,928
Congratulations, Principal Russo.
440
00:22:06,054 --> 00:22:07,847
Principal Russo.
441
00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:10,183
Oh, look at that. I got goosebumps.
442
00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:11,559
Oh, uh...
443
00:22:12,393 --> 00:22:13,978
Before I forget.
444
00:22:14,395 --> 00:22:17,023
Wait, but I didn't take magic seriously.
445
00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:18,149
I shrank you.
446
00:22:18,441 --> 00:22:21,569
You did, but, you spent
the rest of the day helping me.
447
00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,988
And that was seriously cool of you.
448
00:22:24,947 --> 00:22:26,699
Thanks.
449
00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,371
Milo, you are in so much trouble.
450
00:22:31,496 --> 00:22:32,696
Do you know what your son did?
451
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:34,391
From the guinea pig
running around our house,
452
00:22:34,415 --> 00:22:35,833
I can put two and two together.
453
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:39,295
I led with my heart. No regrets.
454
00:22:43,257 --> 00:22:45,277
- I have some good news.
- You nailed the interview.
455
00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:47,301
Of course, I did!
456
00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:50,515
Well, there was one tiny little problem.
457
00:22:51,974 --> 00:22:56,312
Now that I have the job,
I can laugh at that.
458
00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:58,189
Love a good pun.
459
00:23:01,234 --> 00:23:02,235
What happened to you?
460
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,570
I tried to use magic,
and it blew up in my face.
461
00:23:05,863 --> 00:23:07,073
Yeah, it'll do that to you.
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