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+�T�T� It's so hard +�T�T�
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+�T�T� to turn your life over +�T�T�
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+�T�T� step out
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+�T�T� of your comfort zone +�T�T�
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+�T�T� is this
some kind of a joke? +�T�T�
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+�T�T� will someone
wake me up soon? +�T�T�
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+�T�T� and tell me this was just
a game we play +�T�T�
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+�T�T� called life +�T�T�
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sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, I'm sorry...
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I think I was next in line.
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I didn't see you.
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That's... that's weird.
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I was standing right here.
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Listen, I'm
a little pressed for time,
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do you mind if I just pay
for my stuff real quick
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and be on my way?
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Sorry, I'm a little
pressed for time too.
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I have cancer.
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So would you mind getting
your shit off the counter
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so I can buy my irises
and plant them before I die?
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Thanks.
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Adam!
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Come help unload the car!
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+�T�T� +�T�T�
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Hello, would you please come...
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Jesus. Mom, get out!
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Get out!
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Go away, get out!
I'm sorry.
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Jesus, mom!
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I could pretend that
I didn't see what I just saw,
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but I'm not going to.
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You were obviously
watching pornography,
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and I think
we should talk about it.
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- What?
- I know you're going through
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a lot of changes right now.
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You must have
a lot of questions.
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- No, I don't!
- Come on.
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There is nothing for you
to be embarrassed about.
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And I may be your mother,
but I'm not a total prude.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Opening the lines
of communication.
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Well, they certainly didn't
waste any time there, did they?
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Usually, a woman
likes a little tenderness
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before reaching this point.
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Okay, these are fake.
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Breasts this shape and size
do not exist in the real world.
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- Oh, God!
- No, and I hope
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that you realize,
I mean, the only reason
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that she is moaning right now
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is because
she's getting paid to.
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Because believe you me,
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no woman likes to have
three men hit her in the face
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with their ejaculating penises.
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Okay, mom, please!
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Can you just
leave me alone now?
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- Well, no...
- thank you.
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Apparently I can't.
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Because if I do,
you're gonna sit in this room
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and you're gonna
watch porn all day,
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and that just isn't
appropriate for children.
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Mom, I'm not a fucking child!
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Do not say "fucking"!
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Jesus!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry I'm late,
I got stuck at work.
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Doing what?
Swabbing the deck?
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Nice.
Mock my pain.
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This eye patch happens
to be covering up
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a very manly sports injury.
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I told you you were going
to get hurt playing rugby.
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Really?
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Well, thank you,
Clair...Voyant.
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Can I get
a couple waters, please?
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Thank you.
- A-mazing.
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I've tried to get
that guy's attention,
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like, three times before
and he ignores me.
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And there was
this woman earlier today
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who butted in front
of me in line.
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What am I?
Am I invisible or something?
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I think I'm gonna
get the pulled pork posole.
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So what was it that
you so desperately needed
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to talk to me about?
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I caught Adam watching porn.
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Holy shit.
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What did you do?
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I talked to him.
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Oh. Terrible move.
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I know, it sucked.
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Like, the girl in the video,
on multiple penises.
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And Adam did not appreciate
my informative commentary.
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Did you just say that
you watched porn with our son?
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Oh, my God.
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You have officially
scarred him for life.
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I know, I know.
It's not funny.
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But I... seriously,
I think he might be
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a little obsessed,
or something.
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You should see the recent
history on his computer.
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There were hundreds
of porn sites listed.
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No, I don't even know
where he found them all.
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It's not that hard, honey.
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You just gotta Google,
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you know, the word "sex," or...
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oh, my God!
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No, you don't think
that Adam is having sex, do you?
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- No.
- He's 14.
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He's not having sex.
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I think the larger issue here
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is that you
watched porn with our son
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when you never would with me.
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Oh, well, excuse me
for not being a fan
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of the genre that objectifies
and degrades women.
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Did it ever occur
to you that some women
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might enjoy occasionally
being seen as sexual objects?
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That is such
bullshit male logic.
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Of course you'd say that,
because the idea
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that somebody would actually
invite that kind of attention
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is completely foreign to you.
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And I need to honor that.
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I need to honor that, and I do.
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It's not in your nature to be
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in the center of anything.
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You're more of a nurturing,
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behind-the-scenes
type of person.
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And I support the texture
of your feelings.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Look, Angela
may have bad breath,
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but she does say
some very astute things.
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And she thinks
that the reason that
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we're drawn to each other
as a couple
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is because we're
such opposites in that way.
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You know, I like to stand out,
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you like to blend in.
All right,
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your therapist is really
starting to piss me off.
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Come on, Cathy.
You won't even wear skirts
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'cause you don't want people
looking at your legs.
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Angela says that
in the best relationships,
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there can only be
one person in the spotlight
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at any given time.
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That's why we work
so well together.
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But we don't
work well together.
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That's why we're living apart.
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Jesus!
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- Sean!
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You scared the crap out of me.
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God, and what
died inside of you?
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You looked like you were
about to tongue that flower.
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I was just admiring it.
Isn't it stunning?
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Like it was designed by nature
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just to be looked at.
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No, it was designed
to attract bees.
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Until we killed all the bees
with all our pesticides
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and our chemically
treated fertilizers.
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Why are you here, Sean?
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The building I squat in
is about to be demolished.
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And the city pricks
won't let me in their office
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to reason with them,
because they think
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I'm some crazy,
homeless freak-o.
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Sounds accurate.
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Anyway, I looked into their
ridiculously flawed budget plan,
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and I found some info
that could save the building.
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So here, be a dear and
make me three copies of these.
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Wow.
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Huh.
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Those one and a half years
of business school
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are finally paying off.
I know.
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Dad would be so proud.
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I figure all I have
to do is go in there
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dressed like
a yuppie douche bag,
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and they'll hear me out.
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And since the only yuppie
douche bag I know is Paul,
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can I borrow one of his suits?
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I doubt Paul
would appreciate me
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lending you any of his things.
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Lucky for you, I don't care
what he thinks right now.
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So have at it.
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- What's up, Uncle Sean?
- Hey, man, what's up?
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- Not much.
- Hi, honey.
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Ooh. Shut down.
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That kid really
doesn't like you, does he?
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Shut up, Sean.
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Can I come in?
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Like I have a choice?
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I am sorry for the way
I acted yesterday.
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I screwed up.
And you're right.
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You're not a child anymore,
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and I need to stop
treating you like one.
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So...I want
to give you these.
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Jesus, mom.
I'm not doing that.
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- You're not?
- No.
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Why do you always have
to make everything so weird?
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Sorry, I don't mean
to make things weird.
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I just want to make sure
that you're okay.
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And even if you're not doing,
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you know, this right now...
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which is really, really awesome
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and incredibly smart of you...
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look, I know it's
just a matter of time
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before girls start
throwing themselves at you.
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And I guess I
get worried, because...
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I-I may not be around
to meet all of them.
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Well, thank God.
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Listen, I know
I'm not your first choice
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to talk to about girl stuff.
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But if you have any
questions about anything,
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you know you can always
come to me, right?
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Yes, dear.
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Good.
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But can I just tell you
when you do start dating,
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you should know that women
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don't care so much
about the sex stuff.
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I mean...It's... it feels
good and everything.
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And it's definitely
an important part
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of any healthy relationship,
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especially the foreplay.
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Okay, mom...You're making
things weird again.
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I'm sorry.
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I just mean that sex isn't
as important to us gals
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as other things.
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Like you noticing us.
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You making us feel special.
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Because the thing is...
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Women like attention.
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Even if they
act like they don't.
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Even if they say
they don't want you
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to make a big fuss about
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Valentine's day
or their birthday.
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Deep down,
they really wish you would.
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Oh, and if you're ever
out on a first date,
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and you find that
it's going, you ow, there,
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and if you feel that you
could totally score with her,
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or whatever
you guys call it now,
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just slow down.
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Because no matter what,
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a woman always
wants to feel like
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she's worth waiting for.
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You know what I mean?
Not really.
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But can this conversation
please be over now?
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Yes, it can be over.
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Sweet.
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+�T�T� Come on, baby,
why don't you sneak on in +�T�T�
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Mm-mm
+�T�T� see, ooh +�T�T�
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So can the man sing,
or can he sing?
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- He's all right.
- All right?
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That is Joe king you're
talking about, young lady.
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That's his name?
Joe king?
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Please tell me
you're jo-king.
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Well, you can
laugh all you want,
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but the man is a legend.
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And I see you getting your
little groove on
255
00:11:37,955 --> 00:11:41,057
over there as well.
Was not.
256
00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:43,293
But I was watching
you shake your thing.
257
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,862
You got a mighty fine ass
on you, painter man.
258
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,598
Hey.
Now that...
259
00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:49,966
you shouldn't
be talking to a man
260
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,635
three times your age like that.
261
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,303
Okay?
It's not very nice.
262
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,972
Who says I'm nice?
263
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,440
Andrea.
264
00:11:57,475 --> 00:12:00,543
In class.
Now, please.
265
00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:10,320
It's really corny.
266
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,923
Yeah, well, I didn't design it.
267
00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:14,791
But I do like
what it has to say.
268
00:12:14,825 --> 00:12:17,794
It's positive.
269
00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,529
Yeah, real positive.
270
00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:23,566
And then all those dreams
get crushed by reality.
271
00:12:23,601 --> 00:12:27,203
Let me get that for you.
272
00:12:27,238 --> 00:12:30,407
Looked like
you got your hands full.
273
00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:33,310
Nothing I can't handle.
274
00:13:02,139 --> 00:13:03,707
Hey, scumbag!
275
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,375
Jesus.
276
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,777
Put back whatever you're
stealing from this house
277
00:13:07,812 --> 00:13:09,379
or lose an arm, your choice.
278
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,514
Whoa, whoa.
I'm not stealing anything.
279
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:14,150
Trust me, there's nothing
in this house I want.
280
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:15,552
Bologna.
281
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,187
You were gonna take that bag.
282
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:20,290
And I saw you throw another one
on your crap heap out there.
283
00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:23,159
I'm just collecting
my sister's recycling.
284
00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:28,965
I swear.
See?
285
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,834
Cathy's your sister?
286
00:13:30,868 --> 00:13:33,203
- Sadly.
- Prove it.
287
00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:36,039
Well, I destroyed
all forms of personal I.D.
288
00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:38,408
So as to avoid Big Brother
tracking my every move,
289
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,710
but I can tell you
that my sister
290
00:13:40,745 --> 00:13:42,679
has never met a pair
of khakis she didn't like,
291
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:44,080
she sneaks cigarettes
292
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,882
when she doesn't
think anybody's looking,
293
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:48,918
and she can be a real sarcastic
bitch in the morning.
294
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,854
And pretty much
the rest of the day too.
295
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:52,155
Can't argue with that.
296
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,225
So what are you,
homeless or something?
297
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,626
No. No.
298
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,928
I choose to live off the land.
There is a difference.
299
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,463
- Uh-huh.
300
00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,298
What's with the fat suit?
301
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,467
Does it really look that bad?
302
00:14:04,502 --> 00:14:08,138
Take off that jacket
and turn around.
303
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,654
That'll work.
304
00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:27,457
Come over to my place.
305
00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:30,560
Okay.
306
00:14:30,594 --> 00:14:33,663
I am guaranteeing
an automatic "a"
307
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:35,498
to anyone who
reads this pamphlet
308
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,300
and then writes me
an essay explaining
309
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,803
why teenage pregnancy
is a crappy idea.
310
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,771
But what does this assignment
311
00:14:41,806 --> 00:14:43,673
have to do
with American history?
312
00:14:43,707 --> 00:14:45,308
I don't know, Kristin.
313
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,178
Take the stick out,
I'd said you'd get an "a".
314
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,890
Hey.
315
00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:02,959
Does that crack bother you?
316
00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:04,861
'Cause I can fix it
if you want.
317
00:15:04,895 --> 00:15:07,197
Um...
318
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:08,898
Uh, yeah.
Yeah?
319
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,133
- That would be great.
- Yeah.
320
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,734
I'll add it to my list.
321
00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:13,203
Mm.
Do that.
322
00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:16,172
Okay.
Nice skirt, by the way.
323
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,074
Yeah, suits you.
324
00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:19,943
Oh, thank you.
325
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,799
Ooh, yeah!
326
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,502
You like my sweet
shaved pussy, don't you?
327
00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:22,005
- Oh, yeah.
- Lick it, baby.
328
00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:25,875
Oh! Oh, just like that.
Yeah!
329
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,710
Ooh!
Oh, yeah!
330
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,078
So fucking hot.
331
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,615
- Mrs. Jamison?
- Oh, yeah, just like that.
332
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,717
Andrea, what are
you doing out of your seat?
333
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,052
I just wanted to tell you
334
00:16:36,086 --> 00:16:37,720
that you'd better
have tons of cash ready
335
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:38,888
for this week's weigh-in,
336
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:41,457
because I am swimming
in these jeans.
337
00:16:41,492 --> 00:16:44,093
I've been jogging in the park
after school every day.
338
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,261
Good for you.
339
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,330
I'm glad to see
you're finally motivated.
340
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:51,034
Yeah...Real motivated.
341
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,535
Well, thanks for the warning,
342
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,837
I'll make sure that I get
to an ATM before Friday.
343
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:56,172
Cool.
344
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:59,509
And you should
take off your glasses
345
00:16:59,543 --> 00:17:01,711
next time you're
gonna watch that shit.
346
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:20,163
Whoa.
347
00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:23,299
That's quite a bit
of mail you got here...
348
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,301
Marlene.
349
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,603
Don't mess up
350
00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:28,871
the order of my
Lillian Vernon catalogues.
351
00:17:28,906 --> 00:17:32,675
Uh...Okay.
352
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,844
Wow, check those out.
353
00:17:34,878 --> 00:17:36,412
They were my husband's.
354
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,581
I meant to get rid
of them after he passed,
355
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,149
but I never got around to it.
356
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,384
From the width of you,
357
00:17:41,418 --> 00:17:42,919
I'd say you two were
about the same build.
358
00:17:42,953 --> 00:17:44,554
If they fit,
you should take them.
359
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:46,756
Really?
Wow.
360
00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:50,059
This is, uh...Awesome.
361
00:17:50,094 --> 00:17:52,762
The stitching along
these edges is killer.
362
00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:54,264
That was one
of Eddie's favorites.
363
00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:56,366
He used to wear it
whenever we'd go out dancing.
364
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,534
You like to dance, Marlene?
365
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:01,871
Because I happen
to have quite the fancy foot.
366
00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:17,153
Did you just
put your hand on my ass?
367
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:18,988
I was feeling Eddie.
368
00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:21,457
No, you were feeling me.
369
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:26,796
Watch yourself, homeless man.
370
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,665
Whoa!
371
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,869
I don't know
what my problem is,
372
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,905
but for some reason I always
laugh when I'm nervous.
373
00:18:38,175 --> 00:18:41,978
It's a tick.
This is...
374
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,617
This... I don't even know
why I'm doing this.
375
00:18:47,651 --> 00:18:49,452
I mean, this is so not me.
376
00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:51,988
Just try to relax.
377
00:18:52,022 --> 00:18:53,323
Ow!
378
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:55,091
I am very fast.
379
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,626
Okay.
380
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,062
Okay.
That wasn't so bad.
381
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,963
Ow!
382
00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,399
Jesus.
383
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,469
God, how do women
do this all the... ow!
384
00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:07,970
Time.
385
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:09,505
I mean it's so...
386
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,773
Unbearable.
387
00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:13,543
Oh, please.
388
00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:15,345
Please tell me that you...
389
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:18,181
Almost done.
390
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,450
Real... really?
391
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,618
Real... you're
putting wax there?
392
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:29,792
Go... God.
393
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:31,527
Okay, I'm gonna stop
talking n...
394
00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:35,865
Ooh.
395
00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:38,468
Okay, all done.
396
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:42,505
See?
397
00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:44,006
Wow.
398
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,642
That really demands
attention, doesn't it?
399
00:19:46,677 --> 00:19:48,544
Yeah, very sexy.
400
00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,480
Who is the lucky guy?
401
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,281
There is no lucky guy.
402
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,485
Sorry.
Who is the lucky girl?
403
00:19:58,055 --> 00:19:59,922
Me.
404
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,624
So this is fun, huh?
405
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,159
Meeting your old dad for lunch?
406
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:05,061
Yeah, it's been great.
407
00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:06,629
- Get enough to eat?
- Mm-hmm.
408
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:07,797
- You sure?
- Yeah.
409
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,465
You can get
an ice cream or something.
410
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,566
I'm good.
411
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:14,303
Good.
412
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,772
How's everything at home?
Okay?
413
00:20:15,806 --> 00:20:17,340
It's fine.
414
00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,776
Yeah, you getting
along with your mom all right?
415
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,177
Yeah, I guess.
416
00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:22,412
Half the time,
I don't even know
417
00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:23,980
what the hell
she's talking about.
418
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,648
Ah.
419
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:29,118
That's because your mother
is a woman.
420
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:33,322
And women, unlike men,
never say what they mean.
421
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,560
They're annoyingly
complicated that way.
422
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,702
That's a cute dog.
423
00:20:46,737 --> 00:20:49,205
Yeah.
424
00:21:04,755 --> 00:21:06,789
Sean?
425
00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:08,057
Hiya, sis.
426
00:21:08,091 --> 00:21:09,225
You got those copies for me?
427
00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:11,027
I really need to
get this show on the road.
428
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,296
Am I in some alternate reality?
429
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:16,999
Where did you get
that briefcase and that suit?
430
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,135
Old lady across
the street from you.
431
00:21:19,169 --> 00:21:20,903
- Marlene?
- Mm.
432
00:21:20,938 --> 00:21:22,171
Why would she do that?
433
00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:24,073
Well, I think she
might have the hots for me,
434
00:21:24,107 --> 00:21:25,708
which...Who can blame her?
435
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:29,245
In fact, if we were just
a little bit closer in age,
436
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:30,546
I might even get in there.
437
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,683
That old gal's still
got a pretty tight ass.
438
00:21:33,717 --> 00:21:36,419
I can't get over
how different you look.
439
00:21:36,453 --> 00:21:37,954
Why are you walking
440
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:39,589
like you got a potato chip
up your butt
441
00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:40,957
you don't wanna crack?
442
00:21:40,991 --> 00:21:44,894
I got waxed down there
for the first time.
443
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,863
Could you please not talk about
444
00:21:46,897 --> 00:21:48,564
the state of
your vagina with me?
445
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,099
I'm a very visual person.
446
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:52,802
I also happen to think waxing
is incredibly gauche.
447
00:21:52,836 --> 00:21:55,371
I'm all about the big bush,
as nature intended.
448
00:21:55,405 --> 00:21:57,640
I know, I used
to think women who waxed
449
00:21:57,674 --> 00:22:00,209
were self-hating
anti-feminists,
450
00:22:00,244 --> 00:22:03,346
but I get the allure.
451
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,680
Yeah?
452
00:22:04,715 --> 00:22:06,716
Makes me feel powerful.
453
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,918
I kinda wanna show it off.
454
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,286
Well, don't show it to me.
455
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,689
I'd rather not go blind
before my meeting.
456
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,501
Hey.
457
00:22:25,536 --> 00:22:27,670
Stop staring at my titties,
I'm trying to jog.
458
00:22:27,704 --> 00:22:30,806
Wait, what?
No, I'm not staring at anything.
459
00:22:30,841 --> 00:22:33,476
How come your face
is getting all red?
460
00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:37,513
I bet you never seen titties
as fine as these, have you?
461
00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:40,650
Yes, I have.
And way bigger.
462
00:22:40,684 --> 00:22:42,585
I bet you never
touched any, though.
463
00:22:42,619 --> 00:22:44,954
So?
I could if I wanted to.
464
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,422
You wanna touch mine?
465
00:22:46,456 --> 00:22:48,824
- Shut up.
- You can.
466
00:22:48,859 --> 00:22:52,762
I'm serious.
Touch them.
467
00:22:52,796 --> 00:22:55,631
No, no.
You don't want me to do that.
468
00:23:03,941 --> 00:23:05,675
Go back to playing
with your little ball.
469
00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,910
Let me jog in peace.
470
00:23:53,924 --> 00:23:55,925
+�T�T� Come in my kitchen +�T�T�
471
00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:58,060
+�T�T� you're in
for a special treat +�T�T�
472
00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,563
+�T�T� one taste of
my special spice +�T�T�
473
00:24:00,597 --> 00:24:02,531
+�T�T� and you won't be saying no +�T�T�
474
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,066
+�T�T� you better come get it +�T�T�
475
00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:06,335
+�T�T� it's ready +�T�T�
476
00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:07,970
+�T�T� come in my kitchen, baby +�T�T�
477
00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:09,839
+�T�T� when it's gone, gone, gone +�T�T�
478
00:24:09,873 --> 00:24:11,474
+�T�T� I ain't making no more +�T�T�
479
00:24:11,508 --> 00:24:12,808
Can I help you, sir?
480
00:24:12,843 --> 00:24:14,543
I'm sure you can.
481
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,112
My name is Mr. Tolke.
482
00:24:16,146 --> 00:24:19,782
And I'm here to see somebody
regarding the property
483
00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:21,050
on Hennepin and fourth.
484
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,753
Okay.
Uh, hmm.
485
00:24:23,787 --> 00:24:26,288
I don't see you
on the schedule.
486
00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:28,024
Did you have an appointment?
487
00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:30,026
Not an official one, no.
488
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,527
But what I have to
say will only take
489
00:24:31,561 --> 00:24:33,062
about five minutes, so.
490
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:36,265
I'm sure you
can work your magic
491
00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:38,034
and slip me in.
492
00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:40,703
Unfortunately,
no one will see you
493
00:24:40,737 --> 00:24:42,338
unless you have an appointment.
494
00:24:42,372 --> 00:24:44,473
I could try to fit you in
sometime next month?
495
00:24:44,508 --> 00:24:46,308
No.
No, no.
496
00:24:46,343 --> 00:24:48,310
You see, the bulldozers
are scheduled
497
00:24:48,345 --> 00:24:50,246
to knock this building
down by Friday,
498
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,016
so it... it...It's vital
that I talk to someone today.
499
00:24:54,051 --> 00:24:55,685
I'm afraid that's impossible.
500
00:24:55,719 --> 00:24:58,020
Sorry, wish I could help.
501
00:24:58,055 --> 00:24:59,722
Do you?
502
00:24:59,756 --> 00:25:01,524
Do you really
wish you could help?
503
00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:03,626
'Cause it... it kind
of sounds like
504
00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:04,894
you don't really give a shit.
505
00:25:04,928 --> 00:25:06,195
Excuse me?
506
00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:08,564
See, if you really
wanted to fucking help,
507
00:25:08,598 --> 00:25:10,066
you would take
this fucking phone
508
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,801
and you'd tell
your fucking bosses
509
00:25:11,835 --> 00:25:14,537
to give me a five minute
fucking meeting.
510
00:25:14,571 --> 00:25:16,405
Is there a problem here, sir?
511
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:21,410
Yeah, the problem is this
office won't take the time
512
00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:24,780
to listen to the voices
of it's constituents.
513
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:27,783
Well, I have
a right to be heard!
514
00:25:30,754 --> 00:25:32,354
+�T�T� +�T�T�
515
00:25:37,761 --> 00:25:40,896
There you are.
I was looking for you.
516
00:25:40,931 --> 00:25:43,399
You must be so bummed
you can't play.
517
00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,401
No, I love using
my one good eye
518
00:25:45,435 --> 00:25:47,870
to watch my buddies
have fun without me.
519
00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:49,672
Really, my joy knows no bounds.
520
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:55,244
Well, if it's
of any consolation,
521
00:25:55,278 --> 00:25:58,047
I'm really digging
your sexy pirate look.
522
00:25:58,081 --> 00:25:59,548
Really?
523
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,784
Do I remind you of Johnny Depp
in Pirates of the Caribbean?
524
00:26:01,818 --> 00:26:03,119
It's kind of
what I'm going for.
525
00:26:03,153 --> 00:26:05,755
Totally.
526
00:26:05,789 --> 00:26:07,523
Oh, I guess
the game's starting.
527
00:26:07,557 --> 00:26:08,457
Fuck 'em.
528
00:26:08,492 --> 00:26:09,859
What do you say you and I
529
00:26:09,893 --> 00:26:13,062
make a little fun of our own?
530
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:18,400
- Sure, why not?
- All right.
531
00:26:18,435 --> 00:26:22,104
Crank up the radio,
baby, I'm coming in.
532
00:26:22,139 --> 00:26:25,474
+�T�T� +�T�T�
533
00:26:25,509 --> 00:26:27,943
I wore a damn suit for this.
534
00:26:31,515 --> 00:26:33,849
I'm taking
your guys' badge numbers.
535
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:37,486
- +�T�T� La, la, la,
la-la, la, la +�T�T�
536
00:26:37,521 --> 00:26:42,792
+�T�T� la-la, la, la
la-la, la, la +�T�T�
537
00:26:42,826 --> 00:26:44,927
+�T�T� and I've be wondering on +�T�T�
538
00:26:44,961 --> 00:26:47,329
+�T�T� for all these years +�T�T�
539
00:26:47,364 --> 00:26:50,900
+�T�T� what I've become
no one could know +�T�T�
540
00:26:50,934 --> 00:26:54,870
+�T�T� if you're feeling
what I'm feeling, come on +�T�T�
541
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:59,909
+�T�T� all you soul-searching people,
come on +�T�T�
542
00:26:59,943 --> 00:27:02,745
Are you sure you wanna do this?
543
00:27:07,484 --> 00:27:10,152
I can't stop looking at you,
you're so beautiful.
544
00:27:10,187 --> 00:27:11,787
+�T�T� +�T�T�
545
00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:19,528
+�T�T� If you're feeling
what I'm feeling, come on +�T�T�
546
00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:22,231
+�T�T� all you soul-searching people,
come on +�T�T�
547
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:26,969
+�T�T� oh, no, if you're feeling
what I'm feeling, come on +�T�T�
548
00:27:31,003 --> 00:27:40,985
+�T�T� all you soul-searching people,
come on +�T�T�
549
00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:52,986
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