All language subtitles for Ghosts.2021.S04E01.1080p.WEB

Isaac Higgintoot,

do you take Nigel
to be your husband?

I don't.

And you couldn't have told me
this an hour ago?

Her name is Patience.

She's the lady that lives
in the ground.

What? Who's that?

We were once stuck in a hole.

We decided we had
to join hands

and navigate our way
through the dirt

to the Woodstone basement.

We agreed that Sass
would lead the way,

then Thor, then myself.

There was another ghost
in the hole with us.

Her name was Patience.
She was a Puritan.

- W-What happened to her?
- Isaac sneezed

and let go of Patience's hand.

For all we know, she's
still out there, roaming.

So, you're telling
me there's a Puritan woman

just out there
wandering around in the dirt?

Yes.

Mm-mmm.
I don't like that one bit.

You really should have invited
us to the wedding, Isaac.

He's here, Patience.

God bless you.

Oh!

Patience, the council has met,

and we've decided
that we'd like you

to leave the community.

What?

But I'm the most pious among us.

Who experiences less joy than I?

Who is more severe?

Uh, you are joyless
and severe, I agree.

But even for us Puritans,

there's such a thing
as too severe. I mean,

you wanted us to execute
Miss Elizabeth Prue.

She was talking to a doll.

'Tis surely a sign
of witchcraft.

She's five.

And on a path most dark.

The point is
you have to leave. I'm sorry.

Then fine.

I shall start my own colony.

Where there will be no smiling,

no laughter.

And all the handles
of the butter churns

shall be rough-hewn,

so that thoust shall feel
the pain of sin

with every stroke.

Well, I think people
are going to really enjoy that.

Or-or not enjoy it.
Whatever you wish.

Anyway, banishment.

Next.

Oh, man.

I feel bad about Isaac
leaving Nigel

at the altar last night,

but what a show.

Indeed. At least
it was a break

from the crushing mundanity
of our bleak existence.

Okay, the water bill this
month is unusually high.

And just like
that, we're back.

Jay, have you been taking
long showers or something?

You think I'm taking
long showers?

I got a bunch of invisible
people creeping on me.

I wear a bathing suit in there.

People are so uptight
about nudity.

In the cult, we used
to take group showers.

It really helped to clean
those hard-to-reach places.

Quick, Samantha,
more water bill talk.

Hey, guys.

Got those
tile samples for the restaurant.

Mark and I just went
to the hardware store.

Because
I can leave the property.

We know, Pete.

This one's perfect, right here.

Final answer. Lock it in.

Wow, okay. That was easy.

It's usually a whole weird
song and dance with you two.

Well, we should confirm it
with our investor.

Right, our silent partner.
But do you really think

he needs to weigh in
on such a little thing?

Yes, I think he
would be very upset

if we didn't loop him in.

Yeah, that's more
what I expected.

Anyway, our supplier said
he's almost out of these.

So if we want them,
we got to act fast.

See? So, let's ask Isaac, okay?

Is he in here?

No. Have any of
you guys seen him?

- Mm.
- No. He must still
be moping in his room.

Oh, poor guy.
But it was exciting for us.

Oh, the drama!
- The smell of the hors d'oeuvres.
- Mm.

The camaraderie.
The sharing of the soap.

And she's back
on group showers.

He wasn't at the hardware store

because he can't leave
the property, which I can.

- What'd they say?
- They haven't seen him.

I hope he's doing okay.

Eh, I'm sure he's fine.

Okay, okay, you know what?

Let's just address
the elephant in the room.

You're upset with me.

Patience! Patience!

That's new.

Thou didst abandon me.

It was an accident.

I had to sneeze

and so I covered my nose.

And in doing so,
I did let go of your hand

and abandoned you to the dirt.

The point is, I was wrong.

And I apologize.

'Tis my intention to push thee
into the dirt

such that thou may know
the century of suffering

Patience has endured.

What?

- Patience!
- Aah!

Hey.

Sorry, um, have
you-you seen Isaac?

The marksman who only yesterday

pierced my heart
for a second time?

No.
I can't say that I have.

But, in a grander sense,

I'm not sure
I've ever seen the real Isaac.

I'm sorry, Nigel.
This is really hard.

Nigel's still
living in the house?

I thought he would have
slunk back to the shed.

- Damn it, Jay.
- What?

Didn't Isaac, like,
totally ditch him at the altar?

Well, we'll leave you alone.

Those of us who
possess the ability

to close doors will do so.

Can you turn on the TV already?

It's not called 45 Minutes.
I want to watch the full 60.

Okay, it's not
just like pressing a button.

I mean, it is, but it's hard.

And it's impressive
that I can do it at all.

Possible Trevor somehow
growing weaker over time.

Legs are looking
little smaller.

What? No.

That's not
even physically possible.

Hey. Have you
guys seen Isaac?

I haven't seen him.

Me neither.

Not since wedding,
which went...

very bad.

Nancy? Have you seen Isaac?

Isaac? Huh. Huh...

You know,
now that you mention it,

I think he said he was
going for a stroll this morning.

Mm-hmm. And I remember that
because when he said "stroll,"

I was looking at a bowl
and I was like

"Whoa, stroll and bowl--
what are the chances?"

- What?
- Did he say when he'd be back?

I'm sorry,
I didn't get his life story.

Geez, what's with
the third degree, huh?

Why are you
being so weird?

I'm not being weird.

You're being weird!

Quit taking your body issues
out on me, chicken legs.

I don't have to take this.
Move!

Interesting.

Nancy seems like
she's hiding something.

Okay, you listen here, Nancy,

and you listen good.

She left, Jay.

Why am I even
along on this mission?

Please, Patience.
I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to lose you.

I-I... I did look for you.

A few times, I even ventured
slightly into the dirt.

No. You wouldn't.
Not for Patience.

Are you kidding?
I missed you.

We all missed you.
Me, Sass, Thor.

The entire Hole Patrol.

And we had
some good times, right?

Remember when

Thor tried to say
the word "supposedly,"

and instead said "supposably?"

'Twas indeed quite amusing.

And I don't know about you,

but I loved our time
in the ditch.

I mean, who wouldn't
enjoy staring

at that gorgeous porcelain skin?

'Tis from the bloodletting
that killed me.

I'm just glad
we get to hang again.

Although, similarly
to how Thor, Sass and I

missed being in the ditch
with you, I do fear

I might miss being with them.

See what I mean, Patience?

- Isaac is lonely.
- Exactly.

I miss my friends.

You can understand that, right?

Oh, Patience understand.

Patience. Patience.

Great.

Isaac. Isaac.

Nancy, out with it.

What happened to Isaac?

I don't know why you guys
are riding my leg about this.

I have no idea where he is.

Okay, I had promised
not to say anything,

but Nancy already
told me what happened.

You told him about Patience?

Wait, what happened
with Patience?

Oh, damn it, Stuart.

You have to be the dumbest,

most gullible piece of trash
I've ever known,

and I was married
to the village idiot.

Come on, Nancy.
What happened?

Okay.

So yesterday, attracted by
the pulsing bass

from the wedding DJ's speakers,

Patience appeared
through the wall.

She asked to speak to Isaac,

so we arranged a meeting.

We thought she just wanted
to yell at him a little.

We didn't know she was
gonna drag him away.

It was very rude.

We were mad about

not being invited
to the wedding,

but we didn't want
this to happen.

Jay, uh, quick update.

Isaac was kidnapped
by a Puritan ghost

who's been roaming
the dirt for centuries

waiting for a
chance at revenge.

Oh, that's really gonna push
back an answer on these tiles.

Obviously, I'm also very
concerned for Isaac.

Thor confused.
How Patience just take Isaac?

Not like she strong enough
to lift Isaac over shoulder.

Probably something
you struggle with as well.

I broke a ThighMaster
once, Thor. I broke it.

Patience is real stealth.
I'll show you.

I'll be Patience
and, Sass, you be Isaac.

Okay? See, he was
standing over there.

Right here?

Yep, but his back
was to the wall.

- Like this?
- Exactly.

Then all of a sudden...

- Patience!
- Oh!

Okay, you got to believe me.

We did not know
that was gonna happen.

Surprise!

Patience, what
is the meaning of this?

Thou did say that
thou missed thy friends.

'Tis now a problem solved.

Wait, did I get kidnapped

because Isaac said
he was lonely?

No. I have been
vastly misunderstood.

And also,
- she has gone quite mad.
- Okay.

Isaac didst inform me how much
you searched for Patience

all those years ago.

'Twas a relief

on account of how much
I did see thee as friends.

Uh... same.

Oh! I never had such friends

as in the ditch.

And now we have another chance.

- Huzzah.
- Yay.

It is ordained.

We shall spend the remainder
of eternity here, together.

Now

is it time for my daily
constitutional.

It took me a century to get
my bearings here in the dirt,

so don't you go wandering off

lest ye be lost forever.

Oh, this sucks.

Yeah.

Okay, Flower,
you spoke with Patience

while you were in the well.

Do you recall her
saying anything

that could help us
locate Isaac and Sass?

Don't love that Flower's
memory's load-bearing here.

Okay,

let me think.

It's interesting,
because Patience

has taken Isaac and now Sass.

It's almost like
she's abducting everyone

that was in the ditch with her.

Which just
leaves Thor.

- Huh?
- Yeah.

She could be
coming for you next, big guy.

The final piece to her
creepy little puzzle.

Thor like to see her try.

Thor not scared.

Oh, wait! I do remember
something about Patience.

- Mm.
- She was small,

she had no arms and legs.

She was a worm.

There was worm
named Patience?

Yeah, I named her
after this other Patience I met.

She's a Puritan.

And we're in the vicinity.

Do you know where
we can find the Puritan?

Yes, Patience
said something about

living in a cave
underneath a willow.

Okay, Flower said
that Sass and Isaac

are under a willow.

Is there a willow tree
on the property?

Yeah, remember,
that's where I crashed my drone

that looks like a TIE fighter.

TIE fighter's from Star Wars.

Star Wars is a
futuristic space opera.

A... Well, actually, it was
set in the distant past.

This is worse than
Samantha's water bill talk.

Well, what are we
waiting for, huh?

- Let's go get 'em.
- Get who?

- Aah!
- Aah! Aah!

What the hell?!

Thor not scared,
Thor just surprised.

Subtle but important difference.

Maybe being imprisoned
in this dank lair

with that interminable dripping

is my comeuppance.

What are you talking about?

I've disappointed everyone
who's ever depended on me.

I was a bad fiancé in death,
a bad husband

in life.
Let this be

my promise to you, my friend.

If, by the grace of God,
we ever get out of here,

I vow to change my ways.

To be

kinder, to be less selfish.

To be a better person.

Good for you.

Your rock looks more
comfortable. Can I have it?

W-What happened
to being a better person?

What? Oh, no, no, no.
I said, "if."

If we get out of here.

God has to uphold his end
of the bargain first.

Can't believe
we're in this situation.

Who knows what that lunatic
has in store for us?

Ugh. Honestly,
I'd like to say

that she
became terrible

because of
the isolation,

but she was always
a little off to begin with.

Patience! Patience!

Your version's too sane.
Patience!

Patience!: Oh, yeah,
that's it. That was good.

That one really
captured the madness.

That wasn't me, Isaac.

Patience.
What's up, girl?

Oh.

I'm tired and my hands hurt.

Yeah, sorry I couldn't
find that second shovel, Jay.

You threw it behind
the shed, Sam.

How it going?

Thor, get over here.

Thor good in this

open space

with, uh, clear views
of all approaches,

but...
not scared.

Oh, I think he broke through!

Sam, I think
I broke through.

Do you see anything?

Sass! Isaac!

Trevor! Arrow guy!

Oh, this is fun,
naming everyone.

Oh, it's

a burrow of rabbits.

No ghosts.
They're not in here.

Patience ain't in there.

You can stop
cowering, Thor.

And your hat small and ugly
like Trevor's legs.

Two for one-- boom!

Wait a minute.

Patience never said she
lived under a willow.

The Grateful Dead said we could
all get high under a willow

in the song
"Sugar Magnolia,"

which wasn't released
until after I died,

but Bobby Weir used to
sing it to us in the shower.

They're not in there, Jay.

You know what that means?

We're digging
in the wrong place.

Raiders. Did Pete do the Raiders thing?

Our friends are still
being held hostage,

but, yes, Jay,
he did the Raiders thing.

- My guy.
- My guy.

I wanted to be nice.

But no one's nice to Patience.

There's only one thing to do.

Yes, one thing to do.

Forget this ever happened

and start over
with a clean slate?

Take thee into the dirt.

Eh, when you say, "thee,"

do you mean me "thee"
or he "thee?"

Both.

Don't love that.

Three, two, one, shoot!
Yeah.

What was that?
Y-You just made a fist.

That is what rock is, Stuart.

The rules are so simple.
You're killing me.

The sexual tension
between these two.

It's palpable.

Will they or
won't they?

Just put us out
of our misery.

Oh, my God, that was gross.

Oh, that was so scary.
And disgusting.

I'm pretty sure a worm
went right through my mouth.

Oh, she's back
and she wants more!

Here, take him.
He's not annoying.

No.

I'm returning them.

Thou art free to go.

Wait, really?

W-why?

'Tis mine own fault for thinking
you actually liked me.

Patience
shall return

to her one true friend:

the dirt.

Oh...

Why does paper beat rock?

Do I run into the dirt?

I got it!
Patience said she was living

in a white room
with black curtains.

No, wait,

that's from a bath I took
with the band Cream.

This is painful.

If legs hurt from standing,
you can have Thor seat.

I was talking about Flower.

The legs are great.

We have returned.

How did you escape?

Did you brave the dirt?

Or did you have to
do something you can

never talk about?
You can tell Berty.

Berty keeps her mouth shut.

Actually, she just let us go.

Sasappis hurt
her feelings.

Me?
You did it too.

But you started it,
by imitating her.

Patience! Patience!

That's
a thing she does now.

It's nuts.

Look, I'm glad to be back,
but I don't know, man--

I feel like she needed friends
and we abandoned her.

Just like we did 130 years ago.

Patience!

I'm not even
exaggerating, that is literally

what it is.
She is loony.

Well, I think we figured out
what's up with the water bills.

Mark says
the fountain is leaking.

Just hundreds of dollars
dripping into the ground.

And the fascinating saga
of the water bill continues.

Will they patch the
- pipes? Stay tuned.
- Babe,

Sass and Isaac
escaped Patience's clutches.

They're back.

Oh, nice.

You see? Sometimes this ghost
stuff just resolves itself.

That's a good lesson
- for the future.
Wait a minute.

Dripping?

Isaac, remember the dripping
in Patience's lair?

Patience's lair must be
under the fountain.

What? She's been
50 feet away this entire time?

Oh, now, that
creeps me all the way out.

You know, if Patience's
feelings were really hurt,

now you can
do something about it.

We know where she is.

Hey, just to clarify,
are you suggesting

going and getting the
creepy, feral, Puritan ghost

and bringing her
into the house?

I'm suggesting righting a wrong
that happened

a long time ago.

Wow. And you wouldn't even
let me get a lizard.

May I just remind you
that this

lunatic kidnapped

and held us hostage?

'Cause she was hurting, Isaac.

And, also, she let us go.

Wait, you were kidnapped
by a worm?

I may regret this, but I feel
we need to go get Patience.

Patience is very creepy,

but Thor know

pain of abandonment.

Would not wish that
on any non-Dane.

Isaac, you were
literally just saying

that if we got out of there,
you'd turn over a new leaf

and be a better person.

Well, here's your chance.

Yes, perhaps we could
start with something smaller?

I could compliment one of
Samantha's dreadful sweaters.

That looks...

lovely.

- Isaac.
- Okay, fine, fine.

Let's go get that
scary Puritan woman.

Jay, we may need to
destroy the fountain, but...

Please don't finish
- that sentence.
No.

I got a better idea.

I'm a guy with great legs

and a great idea.

Wow, Jay,

this is actually
really cool.

They formed a human chain.

Or, you know, a ghost chain.

Once again, Sam,
we're still human,

we're just dead.

This is the most amazing
sight I've never seen.

You see, back
at Camp Ramah,

I was anchor of my
tug-of-war team.

Three years running,

we got first in
the Maccabiah games.

Okay.

I'll take Crash's hand.

At least we know
he cannot sneeze.

Yeah, yeah, keep going.
Into the dirt.

I hate this!

Whee!

Oh! Now we stop. Stop. Stop.
Pull out! Pull out!

No! The-the ghosts
got pulled into the dirt.

Oh, no.

Yes!

T-Money and his magic quads.

Suck it, Thor!

Thor's way up there.

Pass it on.

Suck it, Thor.
Pass it on.

Suck it, Thor. Pass it on.

- Suck it, Thor.
- Pass it on.

Patience!

We came back.

Isaac? Sasappis?

What is the
meaning of this?

We're not gonna
abandon you again.

Come with us.

Oh, sorry! Sorry!

I... got him.

We're good, we're good.

Look, we know we messed up,

but you're our friend.

And you are not a lunatic.

My point is we would like you

to come back
to the house with us.

You came back for me?

Not soon enough.

Patience. Patience!

Oh, so, it can be good or bad.

- That's interesting.
- Mm-hmm.

Come
with me if you want to live.

Terminator.

It's a movie.
Uh, a movie's,

like, a series of images... SASAPPIS: Can we do this

back at the house?

Suck it, Thor.
Pass it on.

Wait.

Hey, Jay, if I were kidnapped

and trapped
in an underground lair,

would you risk
an eternity in the dirt

for the chance to save me?

Ooh, of course.

And I love that
these are our hypotheticals.

Mm.

Well?

Oh, sorry, bro.

It's a no-go on the tiles.

Our investor wants
to see other options.

I mean, burgundy--

are we opening a
restaurant or a brothel?

Okay,

I'll find some more options.

Sorry, Mark.

By the way, how's Patience
adapting to life in the house?

I think it's going really well.

One last question for thee.

What is thy favorite color?

Ugh.
I did not sign up for this.

Patience! Patience!

Aah! Purple!

Oh.