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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,626 --> 00:00:06,005 [SOUND] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:23,648 [MUSIC] 5 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,685 You got it Sammy boy. 6 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:06,274 That's it, eyes on the fire. 7 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,696 Make your daddy proud boy. 8 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,909 Make sure you throw it far 9 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,994 enough in the pen, so we don't catch. 10 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,299 That's it, Sam. Eyes on the fire. 11 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,596 Ain't nothing to it, but to do it. 12 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:48,024 [PIG SCREAMS] 13 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,736 [MUSIC] ♪ I told you so ♪ 14 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:57,200 ♪ Remember when I told you about 911 ♪ 15 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:02,622 ♪ Remember when I told you about 911 ♪ 16 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:09,170 ♪ Remember when I told you about Building 7 ♪ 17 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,006 ♪ Remember when I told you about the flouride in the water ♪ 18 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:14,551 ♪ Yes I did ♪ 19 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:18,680 ♪ Remember when I told you about the new world order ♪ 20 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:20,640 ♪ Remember that? ♪ 21 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,769 ♪ Remember when I told you about the chemtrails in the sky ♪ 22 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,939 ♪ Remember when I told you that NASA was full of lies ♪ 23 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,192 ♪ Remember when I told you about the ultra mind control ♪ 24 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:34,237 ♪ Well I just wanna say that I told you so ♪ 25 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,530 ♪ I told you so ♪ 26 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,614 ♪ Nah nah nah nah nah ♪ 27 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,741 ♪ I told you so. Nah nah nah nah nah ♪ 28 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,411 -Call..... 29 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,713 Calling all earthlings. 30 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:52,505 Whoo! 31 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:53,673 Calling all spooks. 32 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:57,176 Calling all patriots and deep state-triots 33 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,470 Calling all commies and vegans and teabaggers. 34 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,597 We are- 35 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,600 Back up and running, yeah, now listen up folks, listen up. 36 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,520 All possible apologies for that little ah, 37 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,564 missing time experience 38 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,442 when the power went out on my podcast just now. 39 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,736 The good news is I am here to 40 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,906 tell all of yous is that I am back. 41 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:22,035 And, I was not a abducted by aliens. 42 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:27,290 Heyo! And as such my, shall we say my dainty little anus, 43 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,250 appears to remainus, 44 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,921 gloriously unprobed. 45 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,089 Unprobed to date folks. 46 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:38,885 Now, it is T-minus , twenty nine hours til Christmas 47 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:42,722 A little after, 7 p.m. Pacific Standardized time, 48 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,849 which means it is time. 49 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,143 Time, time, time to listen up. 50 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,561 Listeners, so listen up 51 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:51,272 We still got a whole, whole, whole lot left to cover 52 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,482 Number one. 53 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,484 We got the latest tasty dispatches from guess who? 54 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,735 Guess who, I'll give you a clue. 55 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:59,864 I'm rhymes with the Central Non-Intelligence Agency. 56 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,115 That's right, our government's 57 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,700 very own, say it with me now. 58 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,535 C.I. of A-Holes. 59 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,079 I really, truly thought them 60 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,081 spooks finally got me this time, 61 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,833 but lo and behold, would you believe I 62 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,587 just forgot to gas up my goddamn genny! 63 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,422 Language! 64 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,842 Our Lord and Savior is right here in spittin' distance. 65 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:25,515 I'm sorry, baby, that is my bad, but listen, you know, 66 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,975 I'm doing a show in here and 67 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,601 the show involves a microphone. 68 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,770 People can hear you and stuff. 69 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,438 I love you, but... 70 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,564 Hush up. 71 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,068 Who am I, you ask? 72 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:40,321 The Naked Umbrella himself! 73 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,408 And I'm comin to you live from the salty 74 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,702 shores of the mighty Salton Sea 75 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,121 my little slice of Hades. 76 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:56,379 I got a fire burnin in my belly tonight, and by the way, 77 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,423 just in case my parole officer 78 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,091 happens to be listening right now, 79 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,926 that right back there was just an 80 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,846 innocent little metaphor, sister. 81 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:05,972 Whoo! 82 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,560 What do you say we get back to it, as my daddy used to say- 83 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:12,979 Ain't nothin' to... 84 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:16,190 Ain't nothin' to it but to do it. 85 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:24,991 (rapping) 86 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:27,285 50 years and three, count them three, 87 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,203 pandemics later, endless quarantine. 88 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,621 are strippin all the innocent 89 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:33,166 survivors of all their remaining wealth. 90 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,419 We are practically begging to be chipped. 91 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,629 Well, hello there, 5G. 92 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,716 We are gonna need to rise up. 93 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:44,260 There is an intergalactic-ass whoopin 94 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,554 a comin, and I will be damned 95 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,223 if I'm gonna get caught with other shhh- 96 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,684 shit-ton of toilet paper this time. 97 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,353 That's not very Christmasy! 98 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:56,314 Sam! 99 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,736 Oh, Mr. Kringle if you're listenin 100 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,573 Please do not forget the lube man! 101 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,407 Samson! 102 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,328 (laughing) I ain't squeezing down no chimney. 103 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,706 Now you know I ain't that slim. 104 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,169 Big Red is comin', baby. 105 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,339 And he's lookin' for some trim. 106 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,800 Big Red is comin'. 107 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,762 Big Red is comin'. 108 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:31,974 Santa got a brand new bag of Christmas toys. 109 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:34,811 Hello, ladies. 110 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,896 Merry Christmas Buzz. 111 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,982 You girls gonna sing our song tonight? 112 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,234 Lookin' forward to it. 113 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,151 Highlight of my year. 114 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,528 Is Yolanda still here? 115 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,529 Oh, yeah. She's in the office. 116 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,531 You make the nice list this year, Buzz? 117 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:47,949 Not since Nixon, Dodie. 118 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,118 Not since Nixon. 119 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,954 Podcast- We've all known that Aliens are real 120 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:56,165 Podcast- Since the Roswell Crash of 1947 121 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,793 Hey, I brought you some- 122 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:02,171 [Poscast rant continues in the background] 123 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,507 Who is he? 124 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,550 One of my parolees. 125 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,051 Brought you some Nog, 126 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:08,886 With a little nip. 127 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:13,141 [Podcast- Pathogen-laced chemtrails have sickened ...] 128 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:14,684 You buy this crap, Johnson? 129 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:16,435 [gagging] 130 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:17,603 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 131 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,563 Are you tryin' to kill me, Sheriff? 132 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,189 Oh, my God. I gave you the wrong one. 133 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,732 That's the one with the nip? 134 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:22,066 Jesus! 135 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:23,776 Mine has the full titty. 136 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,028 Podcast- I like to call the Flat Earth. 137 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,114 That boy's wackier than a soup sandwich. 138 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,198 What's he in for? 139 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,994 Burnin' down 5G cell towers. 140 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:34,328 This time. 141 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:35,163 This time? 142 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,456 He's got a little thing for fire. 143 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,041 He's got a good heart. 144 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,668 Good heart don't fix a bad brain. 145 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,212 You coming to our little soireé tonight? 146 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,255 Ahhhh- 147 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:45,256 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 148 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:45,965 Don't be a humbug. 149 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:46,424 Ahhh. 150 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,050 Tammy's bout ready to pop and 151 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,385 she'll never let me out of the house again. 152 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,892 I'll finish my case reports and stop by. 153 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:57,393 Okay. 154 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:58,144 Stop by. 155 00:07:58,519 --> 00:07:59,187 That's the spirit. 156 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,108 I guess I'll see you tonight. 157 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,903 I'm gonna be dressed as Santa. You may not recognize me. 158 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,531 [Podcast- 40% off on all Granny's natural remedies,] 159 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,409 Cures everything from pimples to pandemics. 160 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,746 Folks, I am just about to tell all y'all 161 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:22,335 what really truly happened to the Black Momba. 162 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:25,463 Hold up. 163 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:26,589 haaa! 164 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,426 Ahh! 165 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:31,219 God 166 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,178 Fuckin 167 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:32,845 Damn it. 168 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,180 Really Samson? 169 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:35,014 Seriously? 170 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,975 You better just wash that filthy guy whole out. 171 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:38,893 Wash it for ya. 172 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:39,310 I'm sorry. 173 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,188 Damn it. 174 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,940 Everything seems to be working against me tonight. 175 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,692 You need to stop cursing the Lord and start praying. 176 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,027 Okay? 177 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:48,486 It's not rocket Scientology. 178 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:49,237 Oh. 179 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,197 Might as well let Jesus take the wheel. 180 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,784 You know, you would make such a fine preacher. 181 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,285 Oh, thank you, baby. 182 00:08:56,577 --> 00:09:01,040 You know, I told you before, I sincerely believe that Mr. 183 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,834 Jesus wouldn't know how to drive a stick, baby. 184 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,045 No, no, think about it, they didn't even have 185 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,088 Cars back in old fashioned bible-times sweetheart. 186 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,506 fashioned Bible times, sweetheart. 187 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,924 You kill me. 188 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:10,508 Get away. 189 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,219 Hey, will you please take Kevin out for a potty. 190 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:13,803 He hasn't gone since-- 191 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:14,679 Yes, ma'am. 192 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,471 Kevin, come on. 193 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:16,472 Let's go drain the main vein. 194 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,598 Come on, Kevin. 195 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,182 Where are you at? 196 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:18,474 Kevin! 197 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,394 Check under the sink sometimes. 198 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,728 He's not under the damn sink! 199 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:23,729 Kevin! 200 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:25,398 Sam. 201 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,820 You know what I'm saying, Kevin? 202 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,948 The last thing you want is Jesus Christ to 203 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,534 takin the wheel and crashin the car and getting 204 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,578 himself arrested for vehicular homicide man. 205 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,872 Imagine that PR nightmare. 206 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,543 Oh, Kevin, I'm telling you, people, just 207 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,087 do not think about these things that you and 208 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,463 I think about, little boy. 209 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,591 Now, you go get yourself a wizzer 210 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,219 Daddy's going to go fix the stupid genny. 211 00:09:58,472 --> 00:09:58,723 What? 212 00:09:59,098 --> 00:09:59,265 What? 213 00:09:59,724 --> 00:09:59,932 What? 214 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,103 Ow! 215 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:04,562 Ahhh! 216 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:05,396 Mother 217 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:07,189 Fucker! 218 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:19,327 What are you staring at, bird brain? 219 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,203 Hyuah! 220 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:27,168 Oh, didn't have cars back then. 221 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,587 Oh, Sammy. 222 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,130 Sure are a panty dropper 223 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:35,343 Hey, I know you're out there, you damn spooks. 224 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,636 You think you can take me out that easy? 225 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,304 Huh? 226 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,931 Oh, yeah! 227 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,893 I got three more where this fucker came from 228 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,856 The truth will not be thwarted. 229 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,612 Tyranny will not be tolerated. 230 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,154 [gunshot] 231 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,156 [music playing] 232 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:58,032 [gunshot] 233 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,909 [music playing] 234 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,495 [music playing] 235 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:08,459 There's a fire burning in my heart this Christmas. 236 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:16,217 Where snowflakes fall like angels from the sky. 237 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:25,184 Faces filled with glee around the Christmas tree. 238 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:32,983 The broken record memory of a place I'll never see. 239 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:39,156 There's a sweet refrain in every yuletide carol. 240 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,367 [daddy!] 241 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,159 [music playing] 242 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:42,535 [slap!] 243 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,371 Who in the heck are you yelling at? 244 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:47,832 Reeny! 245 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,750 Look at me, I'm a crispy critter. 246 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:50,709 My hair! 247 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,629 Listen, you know what this is right here? 248 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,675 This right here is CIA hit job written all over it. 249 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:58,926 All over it. 250 00:11:59,009 --> 00:11:59,593 CIA what? 251 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:00,386 Yeah, CIA. 252 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:01,929 They're probably watching us. 253 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,723 They're probably watching us right now. 254 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,350 Noone's watching us, Samson. 255 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,727 Baby, have you looked around? 256 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,354 And have you taken your meds today? 257 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,647 CIA hit job. 258 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:13,858 They got blowed up, baby. 259 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,570 I know what you're thinking. 260 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:18,696 Well I won't be sliding down the chimney 261 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,197 Hell no. 262 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,324 I don't want to be slapped down when she's a piggy. 263 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,535 I don't want to be slapped down when she's a piggy. 264 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,329 Or sneaking 'round the bush. 265 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,293 I got someting very special this Cristmas 266 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,587 So why don't you plant your tush? 267 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,185 [inaudible] Charlie Curtin. 268 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,352 Officer Johnson. 269 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,605 The quarantine's over. 270 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,148 I thought you were coming back to work? 271 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:54,857 I am. 272 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,941 What is that on your face? 273 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:56,984 Called a beard. 274 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,487 I kind of like it. 275 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,614 Why, thank you. 276 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,576 It's good to see you, Yolonda. 277 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,369 Good to see you, too. 278 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,247 How you doing, Charlie? 279 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,001 It's a bit of a shit year with extra shit sauce. 280 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,504 I'm looking to put it behind me. 281 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,382 Well, getting back to work is a good idea. 282 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,843 Fresh start to the new year. 283 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,846 That shit'll kill you, though. 284 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,558 Well, rumor has it none of us get out of here alive, so- 285 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:37,191 If I haven't said it, I'm really sorry. 286 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,736 I can't imagine. 287 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:45,491 [music playing] 288 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,034 Come on. 289 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,036 [groans] 290 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,829 Your police escort has arrived. 291 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:53,624 [laughs] 292 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:54,333 I'm gonna need a stiff drink. 293 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,170 [music playing] 294 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,807 I'm going to hit the bar once you pull in. 295 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:14,186 I'll have a Proseco. 296 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,566 [music playing] 297 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:28,784 [music playing] 298 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:33,455 Yeah, great job. 299 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,540 Come on, get in here. 300 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,293 You made it. 301 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,962 I'll sing it again, though. Don't worry. 302 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,428 Hey, I wasn't doing nothing. 303 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,685 Oh, fuck. 304 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:56,687 What's happening? 305 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,356 She's stealing the wallpaper again. 306 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:00,441 No i ain't. 307 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,902 Law enforcement soireé is not 308 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,112 the idealist of times, Randi. 309 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,240 I'll bet you 100 bucks he gives her money again. 310 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,367 No, he knows better. 311 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:12,244 Really? 312 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:14,913 You're on. 313 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,958 You take any benzos today? 314 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:19,835 Heroin? 315 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:20,127 No. 316 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,296 I ain't stupid. 317 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,841 Tammy, is the bunkhouse open? 318 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,218 [yelling] 319 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,970 This is for Kevin. 320 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,139 Hey, he would do it for you, too. 321 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:32,514 Come here. 322 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:33,599 Come on. 323 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:35,768 Dear Heavenly Father. 324 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:37,353 Kevin! 325 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:38,646 Kevin! 326 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,523 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. 327 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,360 Oh, you scared the pig shit out of me, little boy. 328 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,069 Excuse me. 329 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,695 Excuse me. 330 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,864 As if Jesus didn't have anything 331 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,532 better to do at this time of year. 332 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,118 He took the time to listen to our prayer, 333 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,037 and that's how you say gracias? 334 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,872 Baby, Jesus ain't Santa Claus. 335 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,084 I'm sorry. 336 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,585 You need to get right with God. 337 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,254 Right here. Right now. 338 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,632 You're right, baby, but here's the thing. 339 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,133 Prior to me getting myself 340 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,178 right, we need to get ourselves gone. 341 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:12,221 Gone? 342 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:12,429 Gone. 343 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:13,180 Why? 344 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:14,223 Why? 345 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,518 Well, for starters, baby, the house burned down, 346 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,728 and I'm a pyromaniac thrice convicted. 347 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:20,688 That's wrong. 348 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,065 You are a convicted arsonist. 349 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,025 Pyromania is not a crime. 350 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:26,443 It's a condition. 351 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:28,112 Here, Kevin. 352 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,073 Listen, I gotta get back online and get the word out. 353 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,324 What word? 354 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,369 Word about the fact that we've been set the fuck up, baby. 355 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,538 I'd say we better get to Granny's. 356 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,331 Granny's? 357 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:39,873 Yeah. 358 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:40,582 Granny's. 359 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:41,208 Yeah? 360 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,710 She is off her tree. 361 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,462 Oh, baby, she's got a little sugar in her tank, 362 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,422 but she ain't crazy. 363 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:47,381 Oh, really? 364 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,799 Yeah, I'm very worried she tried 365 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,842 to off me with the rocket launcher. 366 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,635 Yeah, and that's why she sold it. 367 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,220 It was just too much firepower for 368 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,013 a woman her size and to her credit. 369 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,348 I think she realized that. 370 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,350 Where's your drink? 371 00:16:59,017 --> 00:16:59,643 You should be chugging her. 372 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,102 It's on the way. 373 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,356 These pills will knock you out. 374 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,858 Sleep in the bunkhouse tonight. 375 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,526 Tomorrow, when we wake up, 376 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,028 Tammy will make you something to eat. 377 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:10,446 Yeah? 378 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,702 I need a proseco too. 379 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,997 This is more money than plus 380 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,707 spent on my entire Christmas present. 381 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,333 Well, from what I hear, 382 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,169 Santa's got a package. 383 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,087 Indeed he does. 384 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,632 One Bombay proseco. 385 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,177 Thanks. Hey. 386 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,638 You're a good man taking care of Randy like that. 387 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,391 I don't want to see a fuck-up her life with that shit. 388 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,020 And Amy... Amy really loved her, so... 389 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:45,481 Thanks, Tammy. 390 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,398 Merry Christmas. 391 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,357 Merry Christmas. 392 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,651 No, he gave the money to Tammy. 393 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,946 But, uh, but Tammy is a her. 394 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,782 They did give the money to her. 395 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,532 No, I... 396 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,700 Meaning Tammy. 397 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,745 A hundred bucks says he gives the girl money. 398 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,079 That's the bet I made. 399 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:01,830 Tammy's a girl. 400 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,166 Would you stop being a shady gambler. 401 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,000 That's not a good look. 402 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:05,459 All right. 403 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,086 Well, I don't have any pockets or underwear. 404 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,254 I can't pay anything, now. 405 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:11,715 What's the bet? 406 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:13,675 Um... 407 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:15,511 This is beer. 408 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,138 And this is Bombay Beach, now Bombay. 409 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:19,181 Mumbai. 410 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,100 Um... 411 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:27,356 Okay, y'all need to get a new hobby. 412 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:28,857 Yeah? 413 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,358 Well, maybe you need to get a new hobby. 414 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,193 What? You think I'm banging Randy? 415 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:31,902 Are you? 416 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:32,694 Oh, Jesus. 417 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,238 I mean, you know, we all pay for it, I'm aware of it. 418 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,322 we all pay for it, one way or another. 419 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,824 She was Amy's babysitter 420 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,617 for Christ sakes. 421 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:39,576 Mm-hmm. 422 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:39,910 Hey! 423 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,456 Let's rock and roll. You don't like it? 424 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,666 Gimme Rick James! 425 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,209 Come on, let's do it. 426 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,252 Let's do the freak. 427 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,087 Hard pass. 428 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,840 All right, he's all in there tight. 429 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:53,257 Yeah. 430 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,466 Hey. 431 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,425 Snugg is a pig in a poke. 432 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,051 Now. 433 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,261 That doesn't sound very good. 434 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:03,892 Is that battery dead? 435 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,814 That would most certainly be a possibility, baby. 436 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,651 It's probably the solenoid. 437 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,819 Stupid solenoid. 438 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,029 They tend to wear out at this age. 439 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:23,537 [Frustrated noises] 440 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,249 Feel better? 441 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,754 I can't say it like I do. 442 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:33,422 Good. 443 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,762 Ooh, maybe your CIA spooks could bring us some 444 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,723 jumper cables from here on forward 445 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:43,807 so we can get out of here. 446 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,601 Ah, ah, for crying out loud, baby. 447 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,936 Would you please just shahush now? 448 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,400 You say those wedding vows to me right here, right now. 449 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:54,192 Go. 450 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,327 To rhythm and blues you and endlessly amuse you. 451 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,912 To shock and awe you and 452 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,580 Gavin Degraw you. 453 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,040 To challenge you and push you 454 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,918 never ever to shahush you. 455 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,046 I pronounce you, person and person. 456 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:15,797 You may kiss the person. 457 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,175 Whoo! 458 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,719 Do you know what you are? 459 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:26,600 You are the most beautiful, gorgeous genius. 460 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,644 It's about daytime. 461 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,854 We can take Disco Inferno. 462 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,065 What? No. 463 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:33,982 No. 464 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,360 We're not doing Burning Man anymore. 465 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,486 Because that's a trigger. 466 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:38,236 A trigger? 467 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,073 Oh, I see. And what, somehow that ain't a trigger. 468 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,076 You wait right here. 469 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,452 Sam. Sammy. 470 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,370 I'm just gonna...one second. 471 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:46,995 Playin with fire. 472 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,163 Make it quick. 473 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:48,830 All right. 474 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,136 [music] 475 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:44,845 [music] 476 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,096 She started right up baby! 477 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:47,139 What? 478 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,349 I said she started right up! 479 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,977 Can you just dip the disco a gnat's hair? 480 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,645 No can do baby, 481 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,063 She's hardwired in. 482 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,358 Over the river and through the woods?! 483 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,569 What do you say? 484 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:03,488 [music] 485 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:03,613 Whoo! 486 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:05,782 [music] 487 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,325 Lightning from the sky 488 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,788 The sparks will fly when we hit the ground 489 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:12,080 Whoo! 490 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,542 Turn the flame on high 491 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,296 We're gonna burn the house down 492 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,589 Disco Explosion. 493 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:27,054 Let it burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, child. 494 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,140 Disco Explosion! 495 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,727 Let the wheels of steal 496 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,896 Turn turn turn turn, turn on! 497 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,441 Dance with the people, y'all 498 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:42,569 Listen! 499 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:43,737 Baby your phone's buzzing. 500 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,613 Smokin hot! 501 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:57,918 [music] 502 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:25,821 [music] 503 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:30,075 [music] 504 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:36,498 [music] 505 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:55,225 [music] 506 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,977 [music] 507 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:15,120 [music] 508 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,079 [music] 509 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:38,143 [music] 510 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:41,938 [music] 511 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:56,328 [music] 512 00:24:56,411 --> 00:25:00,749 [music] 513 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:06,880 Whoa! 514 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:08,131 Hey! 515 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,092 I hate that fucking song! 516 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:16,306 I could have just turned it off for ya! 517 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:21,019 Granny, remember Irene? 518 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,020 You met Kevin. 519 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,022 I ain't playing your weird little games. 520 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,441 And those things ain't kosher. 521 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,236 Yeah, well you ain't exactly Hebrew, Granny. 522 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,655 Are you off your meds again? 523 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:32,822 No, I am not. 524 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:36,576 Swine stays outside or hits the road. 525 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:37,827 Choose your pain. 526 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:40,664 Disco explosion. 527 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,919 Little on the nose, ain't it? 528 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,805 Siri, call Wanoutsky. 529 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,435 Your call has been forwarded to an 530 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,271 automated voice messaging system. 531 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,146 Hey Yo. 532 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,356 Is not available. 533 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,066 At the tone, please record. 534 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:18,827 [music] 535 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,464 Sam, what have you done? 536 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:36,928 Why not just skip past the 537 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,347 grab-assin' and tell your Granny what's burnin'? 538 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:44,644 Now why do you always gotta assume somethin' is burnin'? 539 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:48,023 Well, besides the fact you smell like a dumpster fire. 540 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,608 You're a pyro, skipper. 541 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,237 You love your fire just like your daddy loved the Klan. 542 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:54,988 He's in recovery. 543 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,823 Hey, hey, man, he's okay. 544 00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,075 Listen, Granny, I told you. 545 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,162 I don't like it when you conjurin negatives, 546 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,706 especially negatives pertaining to my daddy. 547 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,834 -Cover your ears. -No, Granny, you need to stop. 548 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:10,545 -I said cover your ears. -Oh, no, Granny. 549 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,715 -Kevin! -What the fuck? 550 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,551 So tired of them damn chicken-stealing coyotes. 551 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:34,527 What the hell? 552 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,866 Wasn't white enough, huh? 553 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:41,659 Huh. 554 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:49,084 [music] 555 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,463 What can I say? I'm a cop. 556 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:57,133 Don't kid yourself. You hated that party as much as I did. 557 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,178 Who's place? 558 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:02,972 One of my parolees. 559 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,728 God, this is what I get for fearin' the worst. 560 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:15,151 -You fall for your parolee, Johnson? -No. 561 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,736 I mean, we were cool. 562 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,364 At least I had thought we were. 563 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:22,951 Jesus. 564 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,495 You are a cop. 565 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,999 Boot marks all over the place. 566 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,253 See how the boot marks disturb the ash? 567 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,548 That means they happened after the explosion. 568 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,051 -Explosion? -Yup. 569 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,223 Well, at least they ain't wearin' hoods. 570 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:49,519 It's him. 571 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:53,690 Wanoutsky. 572 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,525 Hey there, yo. It's Sam. I saw you called? 573 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,819 What's goin' on? I was listenin' 574 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,363 earlier and, um, you went dark. 575 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:02,532 Yeah, that was the damnedest 576 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:04,367 thing the genny died on me again. 577 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,161 You know, Murphy's Law, right? 578 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:07,579 I guess. 579 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,666 Dying to hear more about this black mamba story. 580 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:15,336 Yeah, that--huh. That story ain't to be believed. 581 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,672 So you're just-- 582 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,466 Sittin' in the dark? No power? 583 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,636 Well, not exactly. 584 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:29,309 We went over to my granny's, you see, and-- 585 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:30,351 Because-- 586 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,104 You stupid motherfucker! 587 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:34,481 Hey, hey. 588 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,358 Granny, what are you doing? 589 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,235 Hey, yo. Hold on. -Sam? 590 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,321 I dropped the--ow, granny. 591 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:42,864 Hey, you knock it off now. 592 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:43,698 - Sam, are you okay? 593 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:45,950 I just dropped the phone, yo. 594 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:46,493 I'm-- 595 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:51,080 Yeah, sure. Hey, hello. 596 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,166 I'm here. I'm here. 597 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,084 Sorry? Hello? 598 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,669 Yeah? I'm here. 599 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,505 Yeah, there you are. You're there. Hi, sorry. 600 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,382 My fingers--I just--I was eatin' some ribs, and I-- 601 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,385 Uh, my fingers got greasy. 602 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,555 Hey. You knock it off, granny. 603 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,389 Sam, are we good? 604 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,224 You're the fuck out! 605 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:09,933 You and me? 606 00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:11,601 Are we good? 607 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:12,769 Oh! 608 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,730 Hell, yeah, yo. You're my girl. 609 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:19,859 Can you just lose the jive talk and keep it real with me? 610 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,695 Oh, oh, oh, hey. Listen, listen. 611 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,698 I'm so sorry, Yolanda. I didn't mean to offend you. 612 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:31,788 Listen, I know you're my P.O. and all, but the truth is, 613 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,500 there ain't no one who ever stuck their neck out for me 614 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:36,876 like you did. 615 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:42,131 I got three friends in this world. 616 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:47,720 Reney, Kevin, and you, Yo. 617 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,058 And Granny, of course. 618 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,061 Grand total of four. 619 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,193 Remember, your drug test has 620 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,778 moved to the third for the holidays. 621 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,238 Don't forget. 622 00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:06,573 I wont. 623 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,326 Hey, yo. 624 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,375 Merry Christmas. I'll talk to you later. Take care. 625 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,098 He says his genny blew, so he went to his grannys. 626 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,565 I'm hungry. 627 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,358 Granny, what you got to eat? 628 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,068 Didn't you just have ribs? 629 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,529 Hey, Granny, you mind if I set up here at your place 630 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,115 and finish my show? I've got to get back. 631 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:50,241 Hell, no, no, no, no. 632 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,367 Online. 633 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,493 Skipper, you got a mosey. 634 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:56,164 I got a house full of K, MDMA, GHB 635 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,583 and a few other acronyms I don't fully recognize. 636 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,043 What? 637 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,252 What in the world are you doing 638 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,129 hoardin all that contraband? 639 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:06,299 Festival season is coming, you dumb hillbilly. 640 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:07,550 Granny, what about all that 641 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,636 homeopathic shit you've been peddling? 642 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:10,553 What about that? 643 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,512 Still for sale. 644 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,599 You needin' any lavender root? 645 00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:16,100 Granny, I've been hawking all 646 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,102 your shit to all my listeners. 647 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,854 All 17 of them. 648 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,649 Granny, I'm a felon. 649 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,234 And now you're... 650 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:28,071 You're trying to tell me you're a drug dealer? 651 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:28,946 Yes. 652 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,324 And now, thanks to you, 653 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,409 this drug dealer's about to 654 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,536 have the feds all up in her cooter. 655 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,206 Oh, that's just nasty, Granny. 656 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,832 Oh, man. 657 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:43,961 How am I supposed to go? 658 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:45,922 I don't know. 659 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,133 But if you stay here, we'll both go to the pokey. 660 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,395 Reney buckle up, Kevin! We got a jet! 661 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:02,480 Dang ready baby. 662 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,828 Plugged in, but it's cold. 663 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:21,249 Still warm. 664 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:23,751 Burned ozone. 665 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,128 What's that mean? 666 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,171 Usually an electrical short. 667 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:32,802 I gotta get the ATF out here, get an investigation started. 668 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,638 I need to find him before anybody else does. 669 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:38,641 He's never lied to my face. 670 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,893 I'll be able to tell if he did this or not. 671 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:45,898 It's Curtain. I need the ATF. 672 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,072 I got Grandma's address just like five miles away, 673 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,907 so I'm gonna head over there. 674 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:56,242 No, get in. I'll drive. 675 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,121 Well, it's a hell of a lot more 676 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,581 interesting than a Hallmark movie. 677 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,210 All right. 678 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:13,885 [music] 679 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:25,813 What? 680 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:27,607 What? 681 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:31,110 What? 682 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:31,527 What? She don't treat you right. 683 00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:32,153 That's what. 684 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:33,988 Yeah, you're right. 685 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,116 But Granny took me and went ahead and nobody. No? 686 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:38,951 Sam? 687 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:39,952 Yeah, baby? 688 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:41,204 We need a plan. 689 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,997 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at that. 690 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,081 You see that? 691 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,708 Sam, did you hear me? 692 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:46,709 What in the... 693 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,044 Look look look, there it is again. 694 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:48,961 See what? 695 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:49,462 See it? 696 00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:51,506 What, that airplane right there, Sam? 697 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:52,298 Yeah, I see an airplane. 698 00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:53,299 No, no, that ain't no airplane. 699 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,134 The airplane's so flat like that, baby. 700 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:55,718 I think that's... 701 00:34:56,844 --> 00:35:00,223 We need some help, and I know somebody that can help us. 702 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,433 Yeah, let me guess, the Lord himself? 703 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:03,434 Is that right, baby? 704 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,477 Yes, but I was thinking 705 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,853 something a little bit more driveable. 706 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,855 Baby, I think that thing is following us. 707 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,157 What are you doing now? 708 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:19,617 I'm signaling it baby. 709 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,037 Jumpin Jupiter Wanoutsky 710 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,081 I thought we was on the lam?! 711 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,874 We are, baby, we are. 712 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,335 I know a place that we can hide out. 713 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,464 Oh, baby, it answered me you see that? 714 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:34,382 Look, right here. 715 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,591 We'd be safe there. 716 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:36,926 Sam? 717 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:39,595 Samson! 718 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:40,137 What? 719 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,931 What, baby, what? 720 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,851 I know a place that we can hide out. 721 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,107 Oh, no. 722 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:53,025 No, no, no, no. 723 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:55,778 I am not about to drive all the way back to Alabama, woman. 724 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:58,656 We just got back, and I am still nursing what? 725 00:35:59,031 --> 00:35:59,407 Sam. 726 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,241 Hamroids. 727 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,037 5.9540 North. 728 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:05,955 You're something else. 729 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,667 115.0811 West. 730 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:10,668 Baby, grab the map. 731 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:12,670 Get the map, please. 732 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:12,962 Alright. 733 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:14,255 Hurry, hurry. 734 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:14,547 Alright. 735 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,800 Grab the little ruler, too, there. 736 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:18,759 Thank you. 737 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,012 Come on, baby. 738 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,263 Oh, that was fast. 739 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:23,181 Look at the seat. 740 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:23,723 Well it was right there. 741 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:24,056 Okay... 742 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:25,600 And... 743 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:29,687 172. 744 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:31,397 100. 745 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,859 And that brings us to.. 746 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,068 115 west. 747 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,570 And... 748 00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:41,657 Glamis Algodones Dunes. 749 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,577 So you gonna tell me why you're 750 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,120 sticking your neck out for this guy? 751 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:55,046 Day after my 13th birthday, I saw a flying saucer. 752 00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:58,799 That is not how I expected that story to start. 753 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,054 I was walking home after volleyball practice, 754 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,181 and it was just starting to get dark. 755 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,308 And this... 756 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:10,519 flying disc just... 757 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:14,690 swoops down and hovers directly over me. 758 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:16,651 Totally silent. 759 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:17,610 Come on. 760 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:18,235 Hand the God. 761 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:19,153 What did you do? 762 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:21,864 I screamed. 763 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:23,324 I ran. 764 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,410 I peed myself a little bit, like... 765 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,830 So, fast forward to last year, 766 00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:32,416 I'm assigned an old client. 767 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,001 It's a repeat offender. 768 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:35,544 Arsenist. 769 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:36,837 Mr. White Christmas. 770 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:37,296 Mm-hmm. 771 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:38,214 Mm. 772 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,093 And if you know me, you know I do not like to fail. 773 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:42,760 Mm-hmm. 774 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:44,971 I'm gonna rehabilitate him 775 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,847 this time if he freaking kills me. 776 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,893 Oh, then I get hit with the shit. 777 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,481 And luckily, he has this weird little podcast, 778 00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:57,108 and so I can keep tabs on him 779 00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:59,068 while I'm laying there, dying. 780 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:04,073 This is funny. 781 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:05,408 Mm-mm. 782 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,246 When Amy got it, I used to stay up with her 783 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:11,747 to keep her comfortable at night. 784 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:13,708 That fucking fever. 785 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,043 And I wouldn't want to put the TV on 786 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,378 I didn't want to keep her awake, 787 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,214 so I started listening to podcasts with my headphones in 788 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,590 to occupy my mind. 789 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:26,470 That's just funny how we were doing the same thing 790 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:27,513 at the same time. 791 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,223 Mm-hmm. 792 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:35,146 You all right? 793 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,650 You know, you forgive yourself for some things. 794 00:38:41,318 --> 00:38:43,154 Bringing that shit home to my baby girl, not so much. 795 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,660 Anyway, what was your, uh, your guys' podcast about? 796 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,455 Oh, yeah, so that's the crazy thing. 797 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:57,168 UFOs and all kinds of conspiracy theories. 798 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:58,461 May I-- [laughs] 799 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,421 I cannot get enough of it. 800 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,467 You're not talking about that naked umbrella guy, are you? 801 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:05,718 You've heard of him? 802 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,355 [insect noises] 803 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,610 Oh, she do have an appetite, don't she? 804 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,111 I think Kevin might be hungry, too. 805 00:39:24,945 --> 00:39:27,490 Oh, they don't sell piggy-chow in a Quik-E-Mart, baby. 806 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,366 Well, porkers can't be choosers. 807 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:31,744 I'll give him a ham sandwich. 808 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,789 Wait, Sam, that is disgusting. 809 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,249 Y'all need a face mask here. 810 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,335 Oh, come on, Reeny. 811 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:41,337 We both know that lard is greasy. 812 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,090 Sam, this here Quik-E-Mart don't give a rat's rear 813 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,175 about your sheeple people. 814 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:49,845 All right. 815 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:53,516 Stupid George Soros. 816 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,686 Hillary Clinton, Bitcoin bitches. 817 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,147 I'm hungry. I'm hungry. 818 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,193 Whoa! Whoa, there, partner! 819 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:05,319 You got pet food? 820 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,988 Go shoot. I got kids. A shitload. 821 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,448 Say you got pet food? 822 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,742 There we go. Down the aisle to the right. 823 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,036 Thank you. 824 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,703 Very welcome. 825 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,748 [background muzak] 826 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,757 [muzak slows down] 827 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:32,429 [screams of horror} 828 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:37,685 [muzak resumes] 829 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,398 Sorry. 830 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,945 I love that shirt, bro. 831 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:49,572 Oh, yeah. 832 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,366 Did you know if you, uh, 833 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:56,579 if you type "Illuminati" backward in the Internet, 834 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,748 it takes you right to the NSA. 835 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,294 [ Chuckles ] 836 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:03,794 Calling all Earthlings? 837 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,549 Calling all spooks. 838 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:13,095 Calling all patriots and deep-state-riots. 839 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:17,516 Calling all commies and vegans and tea-braggers. 840 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,392 Tea-mire. 841 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,352 Holy monkey balls, it's you! 842 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,146 You saved my life, sir. 843 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,480 You saved my marriage. 844 00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:26,108 Oh, those pills that you've been selling on your website. 845 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,235 My wife can't stop getting pregnant. 846 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,446 She's pregnant right now. I've had seven kids. 847 00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:32,823 Two are black, one's Asian, one's Indian. 848 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:34,575 I think you turned my dick into 849 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,202 a goddamn. It's a small world. 850 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,621 And I'm telling you this right now, because it's you, 851 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,747 I got a scoop for you. 852 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,040 Yeah? 853 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:42,750 Birds. 854 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:45,753 You said birds? 855 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,755 Oh, I said birds. They're fake. 856 00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:50,716 Birds are fake? 857 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,259 I mean, they weren't always fake, but after 9-11, 858 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,594 they all been replaced by drones. 859 00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:55,179 Drones? 860 00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:55,721 Yeah. 861 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,807 Biggest government surveillance program ever conceived. 862 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:00,601 Where do birds hang out all day? 863 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:01,852 Power lines. 864 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:03,145 Why? 865 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:06,607 They're charging. 866 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,655 Charging? They're charging. 867 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:13,906 Ooh. 868 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,451 Oh, you like those. 869 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:19,745 Have as many as you want. 870 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,414 I bring out like 10,000 of these bad boys. 871 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:25,000 People these days just believe in anything. 872 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,962 -Cacaw! -They're gonna getcha. 873 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,506 Oh, So amazing meeting you. I love you. 874 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,592 I mean, I don't like to love you. I love you, though. 875 00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:35,344 Thank you. It's good to-- I'm just-- 876 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:36,220 Yeah, you got it. I'm not a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm just-- 877 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,013 Yeah, you going? What are you doing later? 878 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,473 Ah, thank you. 879 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:40,266 I love you. 880 00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:41,725 This is the part where I leave. 881 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:42,059 Yeah. 882 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:44,645 Yeah, you keep running. 883 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:46,981 It's entertainment. 884 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:48,732 Yeah, and so is War of the 885 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,276 Worlds. Remember how that worked out? 886 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,027 The Tom Cruise movie? 887 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,445 What? Oh, my-- 888 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,824 Here's my problem with these truth warriors, 889 00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:58,826 is that they can go online and say 890 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,536 whatever crazy shit that they want, 891 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:02,079 and people just eat it up as the truth. 892 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:05,666 Your boy is out there, and he's peddling miracle cures. 893 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,502 Well, he saved my ass. 894 00:43:09,503 --> 00:43:10,170 What? How? 895 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,592 Sam was the only person who checked on me when I got sick. 896 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:18,137 Yeah, he was probably trying to sell you those pills. 897 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:19,722 No. 898 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,099 No pills. 899 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,810 But he carried me to the hospital, 900 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,187 when none of my other friends could 901 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,148 be bothered to return a damn text. 902 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:46,373 Sorry. I know you had your plate full, too. 903 00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:49,168 Are you sure this is it? 904 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:50,627 That's what it says. 905 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:54,089 I'm gonna jump out. You drive up alone. 906 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,759 I'll search the grounds while you talk to her. 907 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:02,014 You're less threatening by yourself. 908 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:04,516 I think that depends on the color of her nativity set. 909 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:19,615 Hi. Sorry to disturb you so late. 910 00:44:19,698 --> 00:44:22,743 I'm Yolanda Johnson, San Wanoutski's parole officer. 911 00:44:23,118 --> 00:44:24,828 Well, good evening. 912 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,041 Sam thinks so highly of y'all. 913 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,292 He does? 914 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:33,128 Well, sure, you act so surprised. 915 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,841 Just like peas and carrots, he said. 916 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:42,388 He mentioned that he was staying with you? 917 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:45,891 No, he decided against it I'm afraid. 918 00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:46,642 Okay. 919 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,978 Were you aware that there was a fire at his house tonight? 920 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,857 Yes, it was terrible. He was quite upset. 921 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,027 You have a... 922 00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:00,823 In your... 923 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,158 It's this darn dry air. 924 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,911 I should go deal with this, dear. 925 00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:07,496 Yes, of course. 926 00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:11,542 Will you give me a call if you hear from him? 927 00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,169 Why, certainly, darling. 928 00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:15,421 Good night, darling. 929 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:15,879 Good night. 930 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,476 Fuck me. 931 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,321 Ah, yes. 932 00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:47,119 Gall dang it. 933 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,957 What the hell are you doing here? 934 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,048 What part of "Never see your face- 935 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,843 around here again" did you not understand? 936 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,220 Well, I tried calling you. 937 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,930 You're a filthy little thief. I 938 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,390 don't do business with thieves. 939 00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:11,810 Hey, I was gonna pay you back. You know I'm good for it. 940 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,688 You're good for nothing. Now get the fuck out of here. 941 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:16,773 I'll suck your cock. 942 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:20,527 You get the hell out before I beat that... 943 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:25,741 Okay. Okay. Okay. 944 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:29,578 I was gonna get you what you want. 945 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:32,539 It's in the cabinet behind you. 946 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,543 I just thought that you might have 947 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:40,130 noticed there's no clip in that gun. 948 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:47,763 And ladies don't have cocks, you filthy little thief! 949 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:53,018 You see anything? 950 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:55,938 Some drinking glasses on the 951 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:58,398 porch and a recently deceased coyote. 952 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,235 Well, he isn't here. 953 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:03,695 Granny says she doesn't know where he went. 954 00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:06,782 Curtain. Uh-huh. 955 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:09,576 Is that confirmed? 956 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:13,622 No, I'm with his PO right now. 957 00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:15,040 It's faster if she issues the warrant. 958 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:17,042 I'll brief the sheriff an I.P.D. You guys 959 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,002 call Homeland and alert Border Control. 960 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,421 He's probably on his way to Mexico. All right. 961 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:24,883 What? 962 00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:31,932 Look at that, Sam. That is gorgeous. Come on. 963 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:34,685 That's like a winter wonderland made out of sand. 964 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:38,438 It's sure it is. 965 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:42,109 [music] 966 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:44,820 Steal me away, handsome prince. 967 00:47:54,162 --> 00:48:10,345 [music] 968 00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:28,905 No, no, no, no. 969 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:30,616 No, that's not the man I know. 970 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,367 It's not your call anymore. You need 971 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,077 to issue the warrant. You take my truck. 972 00:48:34,494 --> 00:48:35,370 What are you going to do? 973 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:36,913 I'm going to talk to Granny. She 974 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,540 knows a lot more than she's letting on. 975 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,542 I'll have a squad come and pick me up. 976 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:42,628 Give me his number because I'm going 977 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,171 to have a stingray work on his location. 978 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:46,214 He's too paranoid for a smartphone. 979 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,591 What, he thinks he can't be 980 00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:49,676 located? Did he read that on Facebook? 981 00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:51,136 What is your deal? 982 00:48:55,307 --> 00:49:10,489 [music] 983 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:16,828 [sex noises] 984 00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:25,295 Oh! 985 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:26,004 Oh! 986 00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:27,923 Oh, my. 987 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:31,677 Oh! 988 00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:34,346 Owwwww! 989 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:36,139 Ow ow owwww! 990 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:38,642 Ha ha ha! 991 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:41,269 Cacaw! Cacaw! 992 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:45,190 -Sam! -Being on the lam with you and Kevin, you know what? 993 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:46,983 I feel alive. 994 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:51,780 Like alive, alive. You feel alive too, baby? You feel it? 995 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,407 Tell me you feel alive. 996 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:53,782 Maybe. 997 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:54,408 Maybe?! 998 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:56,618 Ha! 999 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,288 Where are you going now? 1000 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:01,707 CaCaw! 1001 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:04,084 Where are you going? 1002 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:12,384 Oh, for a muse of fire that would ascend! 1003 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,930 Was that ah, Springsteen or Skynard? 1004 00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:18,181 I never can remember. 1005 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:19,349 Ha ha ha! Woman! 1006 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:28,608 -Samson! -I'm coming, baby! 1007 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:33,739 You know what? You amaze me. 1008 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:35,699 Every day you amaze me. Guess what? 1009 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:38,744 You are no less than a goddess. 1010 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:39,953 I said it. 1011 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,371 I'm a chilly goddess. 1012 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,750 Will you please fetch me my knickers, Shakespeare? 1013 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,502 Or, baby, how about this? 1014 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:49,337 Will you build a campfire? 1015 00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,132 Warm me up a little? Just a small fire? 1016 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,718 Sammy, we both know that that ain't going to happen. 1017 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:56,678 Oh, please, baby, please. Listen, listen. 1018 00:50:56,762 --> 00:51:00,265 I'm telling you, I feel like I broke the fire spell, baby. 1019 00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:02,142 Think about it. House burned down right? 1020 00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:05,437 Now I'm driving what? This disco inferno, which is what? 1021 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,899 It is a fire truck, baby, and guess who feels fine? 1022 00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:10,067 Let me guess. Where is he? 1023 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:11,318 There. 1024 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:12,778 Whoo! 1025 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,948 It is getting a little bit nipply out here, isn't it? 1026 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:17,532 Mm-hmm. 1027 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:23,872 Listen, baby, please, I need you to do this for me. 1028 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:28,877 If you, right now, if you believe in me right this minute 1029 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,964 with everything you've got, I promise you this, baby, 1030 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:39,137 I will make myself right with the Lord. 1031 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,097 For you. 1032 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:43,141 When? 1033 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,728 When? Well, let me see. 1034 00:51:47,979 --> 00:51:49,689 How the heck does tomorrow sound? 1035 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:52,901 [crying] 1036 00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:54,611 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, with the tears. 1037 00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:55,987 What is wrong? 1038 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,240 I thought you stopped loving me when I lost Kevin. 1039 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,283 When you lost... 1040 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:02,661 When you... 1041 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,539 Baby, baby, look at me. 1042 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,165 Please, look at me. 1043 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,793 We didn't lose Kevin baby. 1044 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:12,712 He's right there. 1045 00:52:13,338 --> 00:52:14,756 Where? Right there. 1046 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:19,427 I'm just so wrecked in my lady parts. 1047 00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:20,637 I don't blame you. 1048 00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:22,764 I don't. 1049 00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:25,225 No, no baby, look at me. It's them pills. 1050 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:26,434 I've been taken. 1051 00:52:28,436 --> 00:52:30,689 They rob me of my fire, baby. 1052 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,191 But that's what they're supposed to do, sugar. 1053 00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:36,236 That kind of fire, baby, it's like... 1054 00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:38,864 It's like, um... 1055 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:41,867 It's like... Your sacred fire? 1056 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,368 Yeah. 1057 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:46,955 You ignite me. 1058 00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:48,999 ( chuckles ) 1059 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,501 You light my finest fire, baby. 1060 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:52,794 You do. 1061 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,796 I love you so much. 1062 00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:57,215 You love you so much. 1063 00:52:59,009 --> 00:52:59,467 Oh, yeah. 1064 00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:01,303 Hey. 1065 00:53:03,096 --> 00:53:03,680 How about this. 1066 00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:05,765 What do you say? 1067 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:08,727 First one to top that dune... 1068 00:53:10,395 --> 00:53:11,479 loves Kevin more. 1069 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,689 Oh, come on now. 1070 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:14,983 You're all hat and no cattle. 1071 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,778 Would you like a four count head start, my darlin? 1072 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:20,488 Don't need it. But sure. 1073 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:21,698 How about three? 1074 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:22,616 ( chuckles ) 1075 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:25,243 Give me your hand. Come on. 1076 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:27,037 Give me... 1077 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:29,080 Oh, you're fast, baby. 1078 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:29,539 Hey! 1079 00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:44,846 ( panting ) 1080 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:53,271 ( knocking ) 1081 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:55,732 I told you to hold your damn horses! 1082 00:53:56,232 --> 00:53:57,901 I'm in the Biffy, for Christ's sake! 1083 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:07,827 ( thud ) 1084 00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:17,796 ( grunting ) 1085 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,339 You remember me? 1086 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,841 I don't believe I've had the pleasure. 1087 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:22,968 You cut the bullshit. 1088 00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:24,594 You sold me reduxivir. 1089 00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:28,640 Oh, you're one of Sammy's 17 listers. 1090 00:54:29,557 --> 00:54:30,934 Well, that's money well spent. 1091 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:31,518 What? 1092 00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:33,353 Sorry, no refunds. 1093 00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,982 I gave it to my daughter. 1094 00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,694 Well, I do hope she's cured. 1095 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:41,861 ( chuckles ) 1096 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:43,113 She's dead. 1097 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,574 And do you think the pills killed her? 1098 00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:48,034 Oh, I know they did. 1099 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:52,038 ( laughing ) 1100 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,207 You think this is funny? 1101 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:55,208 Kinda. 1102 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,835 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1103 00:54:57,585 --> 00:55:01,548 Oh, honey, now where would I get reduxivir? 1104 00:55:01,923 --> 00:55:05,010 I sold you sugar pills, you dumb schmekel. 1105 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:10,348 ( laughing ) 1106 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,977 ( thud ) 1107 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,603 ( thud ) 1108 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:18,940 [dramatic music] 1109 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:25,405 Like I said, no refund. 1110 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,115 I don't want a fucking refund! 1111 00:55:27,365 --> 00:55:28,450 I want my daughter back! 1112 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,244 Well, that's between you and God. 1113 00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:33,079 No, that's between you and me, old man. 1114 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:36,332 My daughter was severely diabetic, 1115 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:38,084 and you sold me sugar pills. 1116 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,503 For fuck's sake, people are out there scared 1117 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:42,589 and looking for any kind of hope. 1118 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:46,509 You and your shitbag grandson are feeding off of it. 1119 00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:48,803 Oh, don't be such a victim. 1120 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:51,848 Diabetics don't stand a chance anyway. 1121 00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:53,975 Survival of the fittest. 1122 00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:55,894 I did you a favor. 1123 00:55:57,979 --> 00:55:58,646 ( screaming ) 1124 00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,774 ( screaming ) 1125 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:08,448 ( gasping ) 1126 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:09,157 Fuck. 1127 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:11,409 Fuck. 1128 00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:12,285 Fuck. 1129 00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:17,624 ( panting ) 1130 00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:21,294 Fuck. 1131 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,046 ( screaming ) 1132 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:26,883 Fuck. 1133 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:27,842 Fuck. 1134 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:38,853 ( panting ) 1135 00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:39,896 Fuck. 1136 00:56:55,745 --> 00:57:19,602 ( music playing ) 1137 00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:22,272 Is the smoke bothering you, man? 1138 00:57:23,064 --> 00:57:25,567 We, uh, no respiratory system. 1139 00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:27,318 No shit. 1140 00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:30,155 Yes. How did you know? 1141 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,197 Know what? 1142 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:36,578 That we don't shit. No digestive system, either. 1143 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,749 30 million light years in that thing with a full-shitter. 1144 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,251 ( laughs ) 1145 00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:44,919 I don't think so. 1146 00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:48,006 Like I always tell Reney, you know, 1147 00:57:48,089 --> 00:57:50,842 people just-- they don't think about these things. 1148 00:57:56,472 --> 00:57:58,600 Eyes on the fire, Sammy boy. 1149 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,101 Eyes on the fire. 1150 00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:02,478 Hey, man. 1151 00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:05,398 How do you know them words? 1152 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,109 I know everything about you. 1153 00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:12,655 Please don't tell me you've 1154 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:14,574 been probing me this whole time. 1155 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,783 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1156 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,160 That ain't an answer, man. 1157 00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:18,786 You have issues. 1158 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,289 What's with you guys in the butt stuff? 1159 00:58:21,664 --> 00:58:22,415 Simple questions. 1160 00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:29,088 Rectal tissue is the most conducive epithelium 1161 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,925 for use in bariogenic microfusion. 1162 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:36,137 Uh, you mind saying that in American space boy. 1163 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:41,017 We've been altering your DNA since inception, 1164 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,645 accelerating human evolution. 1165 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:47,941 So you say you created us? 1166 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:52,070 Creation is the work of gods, of which we are not. 1167 00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:54,739 We? Tinker. 1168 00:58:58,743 --> 00:58:59,577 That's what I thought. 1169 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:04,123 ( laughs ) 1170 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:12,423 Hey, you know anything about birds? 1171 00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:17,512 ( music ) dashing through the snowll 1172 00:59:19,138 --> 00:59:24,352 On a one-horse open sleigh 1173 00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:30,858 For the fields we go 1174 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:37,198 Laughing all the way 1175 00:59:38,157 --> 00:59:41,786 Bells on bob- tail ring 1176 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:48,459 Making spirits bright 1177 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:55,174 What fun it is to ride and sing 1178 00:59:55,258 --> 01:00:01,180 A sleighing song tonight 1179 01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:10,148 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1180 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,867 ( distant ) Yeah 1181 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,452 That's it 1182 01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:23,494 You're getting the hang of it. 1183 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:27,749 ( music ) Oh what fun it is to ride. 1184 01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:32,045 In a one-horse open sleigh 1185 01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:35,757 That's it, that's it. You're getting it, man. 1186 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,633 It all takes a little practice. 1187 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:38,384 Sam? 1188 01:00:40,219 --> 01:00:41,346 Yeah, baby. 1189 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,473 What's that music? Come on, honey, come to bed. 1190 01:00:43,556 --> 01:00:45,475 I'm sorry, baby. Music's going 1191 01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:47,018 off. I'll be to bed directly. 1192 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:49,187 ( music turns off ) 1193 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:51,272 Go to sleep, baby. I love you. 1194 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:55,318 It's getting kind of late, I guess. 1195 01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:57,987 We don't observe time. 1196 01:00:58,363 --> 01:00:58,696 Really? 1197 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:01,199 So what time is it for you right now? 1198 01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:04,577 It is now. It's always now. 1199 01:01:06,412 --> 01:01:07,997 It's an earth thing. 1200 01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:11,417 There is a delay here between the 1201 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,628 thought and the experience of that thought. 1202 01:01:14,295 --> 01:01:17,298 You measure it and call it time. 1203 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:21,219 All moments are now. 1204 01:01:24,138 --> 01:01:25,181 All moments are now. 1205 01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:30,353 So does that mean nobody really dies? 1206 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:34,524 Death as you conceive it is another result of time. 1207 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:39,570 So heaven is real. 1208 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:43,366 This is so much easier to explain in Europe. 1209 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,328 Listen, man, I really need to speak to my daddy, 1210 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,287 because I've been remembering 1211 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,123 all kinds of things, you know? 1212 01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:51,541 So I talk to him... 1213 01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:55,002 No, but I gotta do it face to face. 1214 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,838 I gotta handle this man to man. 1215 01:01:57,088 --> 01:02:00,258 Well, it is not that easy for a hominoids. 1216 01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:03,136 We are working on it, and these things take time. 1217 01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:09,308 I got you, man. You just said time don't exist, man. 1218 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:10,726 You know what time it really is? 1219 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:14,021 It's your fulla shit O'Clock, little man. 1220 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:17,900 A, that's impossible, as I've already explained, 1221 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:21,195 and B, I said time is unique to earth. 1222 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:24,949 When I'm on earth, I'm subject to time. 1223 01:02:25,241 --> 01:02:26,284 I see, I see. 1224 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:27,535 Here. 1225 01:02:29,328 --> 01:02:30,121 Oh, what's that? 1226 01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:32,081 It will help you find your dad. 1227 01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:35,877 What is this, like, official alien technology? 1228 01:02:36,752 --> 01:02:40,298 It is a vape pen filled with weed and DMT. 1229 01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:42,508 -Sammy! I think Kevin's gotta potty. 1230 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:49,515 Hey, man, am I ever gonna see you again? 1231 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,227 Depends if you wake up during your next rectal. 1232 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:53,895 Oh! 1233 01:02:56,689 --> 01:02:59,692 Listen, brother, you know all this right here with you, 1234 01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:03,488 uh, I'd like to share it with my listeners, if that's okay. 1235 01:03:03,571 --> 01:03:04,489 Is there any way you can give me 1236 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,449 some proof that you was here, brother? 1237 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:09,327 How about a nice souvenir hat? 1238 01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:10,578 Sammy! 1239 01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:13,414 Yeah, baby, I told you, be right there. 1240 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:35,413 Daddy? 1241 01:04:43,337 --> 01:04:43,879 Well, well. 1242 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:47,258 Look at you all growed up. 1243 01:04:49,176 --> 01:04:51,095 Daddy, we need to talk. 1244 01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:53,222 Like man to man. 1245 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:56,100 Man to man. 1246 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:00,187 Take this. 1247 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,565 Get the soak'n them hogs. 1248 01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:06,694 Come on, now. We got shit to do. 1249 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:15,620 Ahh! Daddy, what the hell are you doing? 1250 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,913 Doin what needs to be done. 1251 01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:20,291 ( young boys voice ) Daddy, please, you're hurtin me! 1252 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,877 The gas is gettin on me. You're acting crazy! 1253 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:25,546 I ain't acting Skipper. 1254 01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:29,425 Why you wanna hurt them animals? They never hurt nobody. 1255 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:30,801 Them hogs is money. 1256 01:05:31,927 --> 01:05:33,054 For them uppidy coons. 1257 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,056 Get rid of the pigs. 1258 01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:37,141 Get rid of the nigras. 1259 01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:39,518 See how that works, Sammy? 1260 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:41,812 Now, I'm gonna let you up. 1261 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,106 And you don't run on me again. 1262 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,901 It'll be the last time you do. 1263 01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:48,653 You understand me? 1264 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:50,071 Do you? 1265 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:52,615 On your feet. 1266 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,836 Ain't nothing to it but to do it. 1267 01:06:08,172 --> 01:06:09,340 Come on, now. 1268 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:11,509 That's my boy. 1269 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:13,135 You make your daddy proud, boy. 1270 01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:16,931 Make sure you throw it far enough in the pen. 1271 01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:18,933 We don't catch. 1272 01:06:22,978 --> 01:06:23,437 That's it. 1273 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:26,732 Eyes on the fire, Sam. 1274 01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:29,568 Eyes on the fire. 1275 01:06:39,995 --> 01:06:47,211 [ dramatic music ] 1276 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:53,217 Whoa! Whoa! 1277 01:06:53,801 --> 01:06:55,511 Sammy what did you do?! 1278 01:06:57,555 --> 01:07:00,015 (screaming) 1279 01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:08,023 - Daddy! 1280 01:07:09,483 --> 01:07:10,109 Daddy! 1281 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:12,903 Sammy! 1282 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:15,489 Sammy! 1283 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:16,866 Sammy! 1284 01:07:16,949 --> 01:07:17,491 Sammy! 1285 01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:19,577 Sammy! 1286 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,456 ( pigs squealing ) 1287 01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:24,999 Daddy- 1288 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:30,004 ( pigs squealing ) 1289 01:07:49,523 --> 01:07:51,692 ( pigs squealing ) 1290 01:07:58,991 --> 01:08:04,121 [ choral music ] 1291 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:38,150 (phone vibrating) 1292 01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:48,369 Hello. 1293 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:50,663 Sam. 1294 01:10:52,164 --> 01:10:53,123 Hey, you-- 1295 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:54,792 Good morning. 1296 01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:58,712 Um, Sam, I know about your house. 1297 01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:02,925 I swear it wasn't me, yo. 1298 01:11:04,176 --> 01:11:06,387 I did not burn down my own house. 1299 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:10,599 I-- Um, maybe we should meet up and talk. 1300 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:14,353 Why? So you can come arrest me? 1301 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,732 Sam, if what you're saying is true, 1302 01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:20,901 an investigation will prove that, okay? 1303 01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:25,656 I always have my back. I owe you the same. 1304 01:11:27,157 --> 01:11:27,700 Where are you? 1305 01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,078 I'm at Salvation Mountain. 1306 01:11:33,163 --> 01:11:33,914 What are you doing there? 1307 01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:38,127 Well, I don't know. 1308 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:40,796 Just kind of happened. 1309 01:11:42,339 --> 01:11:43,716 I made a promise to Reney. 1310 01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:48,512 I'll come to you. Just me, nobody else. 1311 01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:52,599 We can talk it through and make a plan, okay? 1312 01:11:54,601 --> 01:11:56,645 Reney! 1313 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:01,650 Oh, look at you. Do you know how much I love you? 1314 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,318 Yo, you know, listen, I got to-- 1315 01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,821 I don't know how long me and Reney will be here, 1316 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:08,866 but I got to get back online. So much has come to light. 1317 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:12,619 No, look, I'm not far. I'm already on the way, okay? 1318 01:12:13,203 --> 01:12:15,456 I thought you were fixing to reneg. 1319 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:18,083 but look what you've gone done did. 1320 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,251 Look at this. Look at that. -Right? 1321 01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:22,838 Do you know that one man built this all by himself? 1322 01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:24,006 Is that right? That's right. 1323 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,176 That's what happens when you let Jesus do the wheelin. 1324 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:28,135 Oh, is that right? 1325 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:29,595 Where'd you get this? 1326 01:12:30,971 --> 01:12:34,183 Oh, that you found in the truck? I just found in the dunes. 1327 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,350 This here is a demon. 1328 01:12:36,643 --> 01:12:37,603 Is it-- is that right? 1329 01:12:38,395 --> 01:12:39,772 Oh, there goes the demon. 1330 01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:41,148 There's got to be a preacher around here. 1331 01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:42,900 Yeah, hi, preacher man! 1332 01:12:42,983 --> 01:12:44,485 Get to baptizin, shall we? 1333 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,877 - Good morning, Curtain. 1334 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,212 What's the latest? 1335 01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:48,549 - The grandmother's house burned down last night. 1336 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:49,716 - What? 1337 01:13:50,884 --> 01:13:55,681 - Sometime after I left, we presume that she was inside. 1338 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,516 Investigators are on the scene right now. 1339 01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,642 - Oh my God. 1340 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:01,395 - Yolanda. 1341 01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:04,106 - The fire was set deliberately. 1342 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:08,318 We were running DNA on some drinking glasses 1343 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:09,778 that we found at the scene. 1344 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:14,199 Why didn't you file that warrant last night? 1345 01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:18,412 - I know, I got back and I sat down and I just passed out. 1346 01:14:18,495 --> 01:14:19,538 - I gotta call you back. 1347 01:14:21,665 --> 01:14:23,083 Tell me you have his location. 1348 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:27,421 Awesome, I will be right there. 1349 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:29,923 Probably 20 minutes out. 1350 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,342 Fuck, I forgot my truck. 1351 01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:33,594 I don't have it. 1352 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:35,846 Send a squad around, allight? 1353 01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,433 At my house, you dumb fuck. 1354 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,145 And nobody arrives before me, you understand? 1355 01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:44,563 Sheriff's orders. 1356 01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:53,864 (upbeat music) 1357 01:14:53,947 --> 01:14:58,410 - Hey, ain't you most required to have like a license 1358 01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:02,539 or you must be drinking age to go around anointing folk? 1359 01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:04,958 - It's the kingdom of God, it's not the DMV. 1360 01:15:06,251 --> 01:15:08,086 This here is the resident preacher's boys. 1361 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:09,171 Twins. 1362 01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:11,465 (upbeat music) 1363 01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:13,425 - Jesus be lobbing us miracles. 1364 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:17,304 - My daddy gave me a dunkin. -In the mighty Salton Sea. 1365 01:15:17,804 --> 01:15:20,140 I drank upon the Lord. -With whom I want to be. 1366 01:15:20,432 --> 01:15:23,227 He offered me a voucher. Redeemable for eternity. 1367 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:26,313 - Ain't that something, Sam? 1368 01:15:26,730 --> 01:15:29,775 All right, boys, let's get that Jesus juice'a flowing. 1369 01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:33,862 ♪ Jesus loves me, yes I know ♪ 1370 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,656 (upbeat music) 1371 01:15:35,989 --> 01:15:37,449 - How long is this gonna take, baby? 1372 01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:38,033 -I gotta get back. - Shh 1373 01:15:39,826 --> 01:15:43,956 ♪ Little ones who him belong ♪ 1374 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:46,833 ♪ They are weak but He is strong ♪ 1375 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:47,751 - Stings, boys. 1376 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:48,877 - Stings? 1377 01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:50,379 What stings? 1378 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:54,424 - The Jesus juice smells like battery acid. 1379 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,885 - Well, that's the devil oozin out of ya. 1380 01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:58,262 Douse him good, boys. 1381 01:15:58,637 --> 01:15:59,930 Couple gallons oughta do it. 1382 01:16:00,013 --> 01:16:02,808 - Hey, what you boys doing down there? 1383 01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:04,351 - Baptizing this heathen, daddy. 1384 01:16:04,768 --> 01:16:06,144 - That's real nice, boys. 1385 01:16:06,561 --> 01:16:08,021 - Hey, Wanoutsky! 1386 01:16:08,855 --> 01:16:09,731 - What the hell are you doing? 1387 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:10,649 - Hey, yo. 1388 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:17,030 - I think it's time you go ahead 1389 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,949 and say goodbye to that shirt, Sam. 1390 01:16:21,576 --> 01:16:25,205 - Yeah, well, it's the only shirt I got left 1391 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,206 in the whole world. 1392 01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:31,837 - What happened, Sam? 1393 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:37,259 - Genny was giving me hell, so I went outside to check it, 1394 01:16:37,342 --> 01:16:40,012 and next thing I know, 1395 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:43,557 kablooie, whole house blowed up. 1396 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:48,020 I'm telling you, yo, I think she's gotta be with CIA. 1397 01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:54,151 - Where was Irene? 1398 01:16:55,485 --> 01:16:58,155 - Oh, she was in the kitchen to make some cookies. 1399 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,618 - So you just left her there? 1400 01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:08,915 - Of course not, we skedaddle her grannies 1401 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:10,459 right after she landed. 1402 01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:12,711 - Irene landed? 1403 01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:14,379 - Yeah. 1404 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,131 You know, shh. 1405 01:17:16,631 --> 01:17:22,095 - So you're telling me Irene went with you to grannies? 1406 01:17:26,099 --> 01:17:29,061 - Yes, I am, yes, ma'am. 1407 01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:35,108 Because where else was she supposed to go, yo? 1408 01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:41,782 I mean, got any other ideas? 1409 01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:43,825 - Sam. 1410 01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:44,785 - Yeah? 1411 01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:50,374 - Irene was found in the remains at your trailer. 1412 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:01,718 - Okay, that right there, right about there, 1413 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:03,679 that was ridiculous. 1414 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:05,555 And I'll tell you why, 1415 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:09,351 because clearly, you hear that? 1416 01:18:09,434 --> 01:18:11,603 Clearly she's right outside singing with the boys. 1417 01:18:13,146 --> 01:18:15,357 So, therefore- 1418 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:21,029 Look at me. 1419 01:18:23,073 --> 01:18:23,532 Come on. 1420 01:18:23,907 --> 01:18:27,494 (dramatic music) 1421 01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:31,540 - Reney! Hey, where you at? 1422 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,544 Come show Yojo, she's out of her mind. 1423 01:18:37,712 --> 01:18:37,879 Baby. 1424 01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:41,633 [Boys sing "Jesus Loves Me"] 1425 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:47,055 - Sam, where did you go when you left grannies? 1426 01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:49,975 - We went to the sand dunes, we camped there, 1427 01:18:50,058 --> 01:18:51,059 me and Reney and Kevin. 1428 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:53,812 - Sam, please be honest with me. 1429 01:18:54,771 --> 01:18:57,023 -What are you talking about? 1430 01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:59,860 - I am being honest with you. 1431 01:18:59,943 --> 01:19:02,654 [distant police sirens] 1432 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:13,457 I thought you said you was coming alone, yo. 1433 01:19:13,874 --> 01:19:17,377 - Look, I swear, I don't know anything about that. 1434 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,132 Reeny! 1435 01:19:22,215 --> 01:19:24,968 Where you at, baby?! We gotta jet! 1436 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,304 - Sam, Irene is not here. 1437 01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:27,804 - Baby! 1438 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,726 - Sam, she's gone. 1439 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,812 - Stop saying that, please. Stop it, just stop it. 1440 01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,190 Reeny's been here with me and Kevin this whole time. 1441 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:40,358 - Kevin. 1442 01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:52,329 (somber music) 1443 01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:20,106 - Okay. 1444 01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:23,735 I got you out of here. 1445 01:20:24,444 --> 01:20:26,988 - Sam, you cannot run, okay? 1446 01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:28,532 They're gonna shoot you. 1447 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:29,449 - Where's my Reeny? 1448 01:20:31,868 --> 01:20:33,828 Reeny, we gotta get out of here. 1449 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,875 I need my family. 1450 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,296 I need my family. 1451 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,757 Where, where's my? 1452 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,050 - Sam, get in my trunk. 1453 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:48,260 - Family? 1454 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:48,844 - Sam? 1455 01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:52,138 - Sam, I believe you, all right? 1456 01:20:52,472 --> 01:20:53,974 Listen, the only way you're gonna get out of here 1457 01:20:54,057 --> 01:20:55,600 is to get in my trunk, all right? 1458 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,395 Get in my trunk! 1459 01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:01,731 Give me your phone. 1460 01:21:02,732 --> 01:21:03,233 Give me your phone. 1461 01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:11,658 Hey, hey, you guys have bikes? 1462 01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:14,744 Okay, my friend left her phone 1463 01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:17,998 and I will give you 50 bucks to take it to her, all right? 1464 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,125 Her name is Tammy, she's at the Ski Inn. 1465 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,459 and do you know where that is? 1466 01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:23,169 Okay. 1467 01:21:25,338 --> 01:21:27,632 She's waiting for it, so just as soon as you can, 1468 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:28,300 just, all right? 1469 01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:37,851 - Is that Johnson? 1470 01:21:39,519 --> 01:21:41,271 Johnson, what are you doing here? 1471 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:42,981 - You never called me back. 1472 01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:46,234 - We got a beat on Wanoutsky, I forgot. 1473 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,820 - Now, what are you doing here? 1474 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:53,325 - I called him and he answered and told me he was here, 1475 01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:55,201 so here I am. 1476 01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:55,911 - Where is he? 1477 01:21:56,494 --> 01:21:58,413 - I don't know, just out here myself. 1478 01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:01,166 - Your car is there, you would come from somewhere else. 1479 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:05,462 - I was asking the pastor's kids if they've seen Sam. 1480 01:22:06,504 --> 01:22:06,963 No luck. 1481 01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:11,217 - Search that vehicle, the rest 1482 01:22:11,301 --> 01:22:12,344 of you get up in the mountain, 1483 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:13,929 it's hollow, lots of nooks and crannies. 1484 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,060 - Did Sam say why he came here? 1485 01:22:21,728 --> 01:22:22,604 - Promise to his wife. 1486 01:22:25,982 --> 01:22:29,361 - Your client is in violation of his parole, 1487 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,905 he is a fugitive, this is not your problem anymore. 1488 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,367 You should go, Yolanda. 1489 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:40,121 - Okay. 1490 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,839 - I'm out of my freaking mind. 1491 01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:54,302 - We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus, 1492 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:55,512 so come along quietly. 1493 01:22:56,179 --> 01:22:57,097 - Let's go, old man. 1494 01:22:57,430 --> 01:22:59,474 - Mrs. Santa Claus has positively identified 1495 01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:01,101 the kidnappers as Martians. 1496 01:23:01,184 --> 01:23:02,852 - Well, make sure they check around the back again, 1497 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:03,436 God damn it. 1498 01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:04,479 - Shit. 1499 01:23:05,855 --> 01:23:08,149 - Buzz, what the hell's going on, Charlie? 1500 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,609 You got half the county mobilized. 1501 01:23:10,568 --> 01:23:13,279 - One of Yolanda Johnson's parolees blew up his house 1502 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:15,532 and burnt down another one, she should have called you. 1503 01:23:15,907 --> 01:23:16,658 - Yeah, yeah, she should have, 1504 01:23:16,741 --> 01:23:18,952 but she didn't, Jesus H Christ. 1505 01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:21,037 You're gonna ruin Christmas Eve, aren't you? 1506 01:23:21,788 --> 01:23:24,249 - We tracked his phone here, Salvation Mountain, 1507 01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:25,417 we think he's here hiding. 1508 01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:26,876 Where's Johnson? 1509 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:29,921 - Frankly, sir, she was beginning to impair 1510 01:23:30,004 --> 01:23:32,340 the investigation, she's too close to this guy, 1511 01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:33,425 I had to excuse her. 1512 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,218 - He's on the move, heading southwest. 1513 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,804 - Sheriff, he's in motion, I'll keep you updated. 1514 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:39,305 All right, let's pack it up, 1515 01:23:39,389 --> 01:23:40,515 wheel's up in two minutes, let's go. 1516 01:23:41,224 --> 01:23:43,226 - Welcome, Santa Claus, we hope you'll make 1517 01:23:43,309 --> 01:23:44,936 the decision on Martians getting happy. 1518 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:47,897 I'll try dear lady. I'll try. 1519 01:23:49,774 --> 01:23:50,108 - Humbug. 1520 01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:53,278 Humbug. 1521 01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:57,198 - Yo. 1522 01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:00,410 - Yojo! 1523 01:24:00,493 --> 01:24:01,119 What?! 1524 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,037 Yolanda! 1525 01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,456 What? 1526 01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:07,959 - I just want to say thank you for helping me, 1527 01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:11,463 and I really need to talk Yo. 1528 01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:14,132 Okay, hang on. 1529 01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:26,186 - What are you doing? 1530 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:28,605 - Thank you, yo, it's a perfect disguise. 1531 01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:31,649 Listen, listen, yo, I've been giving this 1532 01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,193 some real good thought, and I think 1533 01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:35,111 Reeny and Kevin, are back at the mountain. 1534 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,697 - Sam, that's not-- - Back in the mountain. 1535 01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:39,324 No, no, just listen, listen, think about it. 1536 01:24:39,574 --> 01:24:40,950 There ain't no way you got 1537 01:24:41,034 --> 01:24:42,786 forensics back that quick, right? 1538 01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:43,995 And so what, you found a body. 1539 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:46,831 It could be a dead spook for all we know, Yo. 1540 01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:52,212 Yo. 1541 01:24:52,295 --> 01:24:53,213 - How do you do this? 1542 01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:54,547 (laughing) 1543 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:55,882 - How do I do what? 1544 01:24:55,965 --> 01:24:58,718 - How do you make me believe what you are saying? 1545 01:25:00,595 --> 01:25:03,306 - Look down and see a fool, look up and see a god. 1546 01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:04,933 - What is that, the Bible? 1547 01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:08,394 - It's Charles Manson, but Reeny always did say 1548 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:09,854 I'd make a pretty good preacher. 1549 01:25:10,313 --> 01:25:11,606 But listen to me, yo, please, 1550 01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:13,441 we gotta go back and get Reeny 1551 01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:16,736 I just helped you escape. 1552 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:19,697 - Yeah, well I said no man left behind 1553 01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:21,825 even if that man is a woman, my friend. 1554 01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:22,909 - Sam, we can't. 1555 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:23,743 - Why? 1556 01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:30,041 - What? 1557 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:31,751 - Somebody torched your 1558 01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,837 grandmother's house late last night. 1559 01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:41,636 - Oh. 1560 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:45,682 Oh man. 1561 01:25:48,226 --> 01:25:49,519 Oh man. 1562 01:25:52,689 --> 01:25:54,274 So now they think I did that too. 1563 01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:55,942 - Did you? 1564 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:00,697 Sorry. 1565 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:13,501 - Well, can't say Granny didn't have it comin. 1566 01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:16,379 She had a whole lotta enemies, that one. 1567 01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:24,178 - Is there anything I can do? 1568 01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:28,308 - Yeah. 1569 01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:33,146 You can go catch son'bitch who burned up Granny 1570 01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:35,148 because guess what, she had every corner 1571 01:26:35,231 --> 01:26:37,734 of her property surveilled. 1572 01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:42,697 - No, it burned to the ground, there's nothing left. 1573 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:44,866 - Yeah, well I'll tell you something, 1574 01:26:44,949 --> 01:26:46,659 Lord knows Granny had a whole lot of faults, 1575 01:26:46,743 --> 01:26:47,702 but she wasn't no dummy 1576 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:50,079 because her surveillance security system 1577 01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,292 uploaded to the cloud 24-7. 1578 01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:58,171 - Do you have access to it? 1579 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,966 - Well, I sure as shit should 1580 01:27:02,383 --> 01:27:03,635 because I'm the one who set it up. 1581 01:27:04,552 --> 01:27:05,386 That all depends. 1582 01:27:05,845 --> 01:27:06,262 - On what? 1583 01:27:07,221 --> 01:27:08,848 - On whether or not you're gonna take me back 1584 01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:10,516 to get my wife and my pig. 1585 01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:16,814 (suspenseful music) 1586 01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,983 - Let's go. 1587 01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:30,578 - Go around, check the bunkhouse, I'm going inside alone. 1588 01:27:34,624 --> 01:27:36,459 - What the fuck, what are you doing? 1589 01:27:36,751 --> 01:27:38,169 - I'm looking for Sam Wanoutsky 1590 01:27:38,252 --> 01:27:39,921 he's about 5'8 with a mullet. 1591 01:27:40,004 --> 01:27:42,256 - Yeah, I know who Sam is, I haven't seen him. 1592 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:42,840 - Not here. 1593 01:27:43,257 --> 01:27:43,466 - No. 1594 01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:51,349 - You know what, I get it. 1595 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:55,061 I finally understand why y'all like these things so much. 1596 01:27:55,144 --> 01:27:56,437 - This is really comfy. 1597 01:27:57,981 --> 01:27:59,399 - Who do you mean by y'all? 1598 01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:00,900 - I mean women. 1599 01:28:07,782 --> 01:28:10,451 - Okay, you ready to do this? 1600 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:14,622 - No ma'am, but I guess we gotta. 1601 01:28:17,458 --> 01:28:19,627 - Siri, call Sheriff Clark. 1602 01:28:21,921 --> 01:28:25,842 - What the hell's going on, Yolanda? 1603 01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:29,012 - Hey, Sheriff, okay, I don't have a lot of time, 1604 01:28:29,345 --> 01:28:31,347 but okay, I just need you to listen to me. 1605 01:28:33,683 --> 01:28:34,017 - Hello? 1606 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:36,686 - You asked me to listen, that's me listening. 1607 01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:42,567 - I have Sam Wanoutsky with me. 1608 01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:43,985 - Hey there, Sheriff. 1609 01:28:44,318 --> 01:28:45,445 - Jesus H Christ. 1610 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:47,822 Are you out of your freaking mind? 1611 01:28:48,531 --> 01:28:49,824 There's a manhunt going on. 1612 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:51,200 - Buzz, I know this, listen. 1613 01:28:51,826 --> 01:28:54,120 - If you have ever trusted me, 1614 01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:57,123 I really need you to trust me right now. 1615 01:28:57,665 --> 01:28:58,916 - Are you near a computer? 1616 01:28:59,959 --> 01:29:02,003 - I can be. 1617 01:29:02,336 --> 01:29:03,629 - Okay, let me know when you're there. 1618 01:29:06,591 --> 01:29:09,260 - We're here. 1619 01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,306 (ominous music) 1620 01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:14,766 - Thank you, Yo. 1621 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,564 - Sam, wait. 1622 01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:25,276 Promise me you won't run if they come back, okay? 1623 01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:35,703 - You're a good friend, Yo. 1624 01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:36,662 - No, I'm serious. 1625 01:29:36,996 --> 01:29:39,499 I need you to tell me what really happens to Black Mamba. 1626 01:29:41,709 --> 01:29:43,211 - Come here. 1627 01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:50,968 Guess what? 1628 01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:53,638 It ain't real. 1629 01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:56,015 - Yeah, what do you know, 1630 01:29:56,099 --> 01:29:58,601 one of your conspiracies isn't real? 1631 01:29:59,602 --> 01:30:01,312 - No, no, no. 1632 01:30:02,313 --> 01:30:02,522 Time. 1633 01:30:03,981 --> 01:30:04,649 Time ain't real. 1634 01:30:06,150 --> 01:30:08,736 And if time ain't real, then death ain't real, 1635 01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:13,324 which means, none of this is real. 1636 01:30:14,742 --> 01:30:16,536 But here we are. 1637 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,747 You and me right here right now, 1638 01:30:20,331 --> 01:30:21,249 what are we doing? 1639 01:30:21,332 --> 01:30:23,960 We are thinking all this is real. 1640 01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:27,338 Ain't it glorious? 1641 01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:30,967 - That's not the word I had in mind. 1642 01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:36,097 - Yeah, I get it. 1643 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,850 But it's still kind of fun to pretend, isn't it? 1644 01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:45,356 Look up Kobe Bryant Chamberlain Heights, all right? 1645 01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:46,774 It's everywhere. 1646 01:30:52,738 --> 01:30:53,156 Sure. 1647 01:30:54,365 --> 01:30:55,741 - I'm coming for you, baby. 1648 01:30:56,659 --> 01:30:59,495 (dramatic music) 1649 01:31:08,629 --> 01:31:10,506 - The hell are you doing back here? 1650 01:31:11,340 --> 01:31:11,924 - Reeny! 1651 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:14,802 Reeny! 1652 01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:17,680 Reeny! 1653 01:31:18,472 --> 01:31:19,140 - That's him. 1654 01:31:19,807 --> 01:31:21,559 Let's set up a perimeter around the base. 1655 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:25,563 - Hey, Charlie, he's not well, okay? 1656 01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:28,149 He thinks his wife is here and she's alive. 1657 01:31:28,441 --> 01:31:30,902 - Oh, well, good work letting a delusional psychopath 1658 01:31:30,985 --> 01:31:33,613 crawl up to the top of a flimsy six-story structure. 1659 01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:35,114 - I'm coming, baby. 1660 01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:36,824 - Sam Wanoutsky, this is the 1661 01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,910 Imperial County Sheriff's Department. 1662 01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:40,077 You are under arrest. 1663 01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:42,496 - Reeny! 1664 01:31:43,414 --> 01:31:46,375 - Curtain, he is unarmed. 1665 01:31:46,459 --> 01:31:47,668 Do not shoot him. 1666 01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:49,962 - Shut the fuck up, Yolanda or you're going to jail. 1667 01:31:55,635 --> 01:31:56,761 - Sam, you are under arrest. 1668 01:31:57,220 --> 01:32:00,348 Put your hands up and do not make a sudden movement. 1669 01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:07,230 Okay, that's good, Sam. 1670 01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:10,650 All right, I need you to come back down here real careful. 1671 01:32:11,025 --> 01:32:11,275 - Hello. 1672 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,110 - You still in Salvation Mountain? 1673 01:32:13,444 --> 01:32:13,819 - Yes. 1674 01:32:14,237 --> 01:32:15,196 - Is Curtain with you? 1675 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:16,530 - Yes, they are in a standoff. 1676 01:32:16,822 --> 01:32:17,865 Where are you? 1677 01:32:17,949 --> 01:32:18,908 - I'll be there three minutes, hang tight. 1678 01:32:19,533 --> 01:32:22,787 - Sam, I need you to keep your hands in the air. 1679 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:27,917 - No, no, Sam, I need you to turn back this way. 1680 01:32:30,461 --> 01:32:31,337 - Reeny! 1681 01:32:36,467 --> 01:32:38,761 Reeny! 1682 01:32:42,265 --> 01:32:44,725 Reeny! 1683 01:32:46,519 --> 01:32:49,105 Reeny please, baby. 1684 01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:54,277 - Boo. 1685 01:32:54,819 --> 01:32:55,861 - Oh, oh! 1686 01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,491 Oh, baby, baby, I knew you guys were still here. 1687 01:33:00,574 --> 01:33:01,284 I just knew it. 1688 01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,953 Oh, you gave me a real scare. 1689 01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:09,917 - Sam, Sam, I need you to turn around and come down here. 1690 01:33:11,752 --> 01:33:13,671 - Who the fuck is he talking to? 1691 01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:15,715 - Probably his wife. 1692 01:33:17,091 --> 01:33:18,759 - Place Officer Johnson under arrest 1693 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,011 for obstructing justice 1694 01:33:20,094 --> 01:33:21,804 and interfering with the police investigation. 1695 01:33:22,096 --> 01:33:22,513 - Charlie! 1696 01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:24,223 - Do it. 1697 01:33:25,224 --> 01:33:26,058 - Hold on there, Deputy. 1698 01:33:27,226 --> 01:33:29,478 - Sheriff, glad you're here. 1699 01:33:29,979 --> 01:33:31,522 He's up on the mountain, we got him surrounded. 1700 01:33:33,190 --> 01:33:35,234 - Next time you murder an old drag queen, 1701 01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:37,361 you might want to sweep the house for innocents 1702 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:38,571 before you burn it to the ground. 1703 01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:42,074 (screaming) 1704 01:33:44,618 --> 01:33:45,328 What the fuck?! 1705 01:33:46,495 --> 01:33:47,038 Arrest him. 1706 01:33:48,289 --> 01:33:50,958 You fucked up Christmas and my retirement. 1707 01:33:53,377 --> 01:33:54,545 Come on. 1708 01:33:55,379 --> 01:33:58,466 - Oh, baby, you, you gave me a real scare. 1709 01:33:58,549 --> 01:34:01,385 Where in blazes have you been, my love? 1710 01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:02,678 - I'm so sorry, sugar. 1711 01:34:03,012 --> 01:34:05,139 I got so caught up in God's glory, 1712 01:34:05,222 --> 01:34:08,559 I went wondering all around here and I got lost. 1713 01:34:10,144 --> 01:34:11,395 - Oh Kevin. - It's Kevin. 1714 01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,189 - I don't know if you know, 1715 01:34:13,856 --> 01:34:16,901 if you maybe notice, there's a whole lot of cops down there 1716 01:34:17,568 --> 01:34:19,403 who think I snuffed you out. 1717 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,322 - Maybe they think I snuffed you out. 1718 01:34:21,822 --> 01:34:23,366 Problem solved. 1719 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:27,995 (laughing) 1720 01:34:28,746 --> 01:34:31,582 - Sam, you're off the hook, come down. 1721 01:34:32,249 --> 01:34:33,000 - Look at that. 1722 01:34:33,667 --> 01:34:34,960 - It's okay, come down. 1723 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:37,630 - You were right. 1724 01:34:39,006 --> 01:34:40,132 - I'm always right, Sam. 1725 01:34:40,466 --> 01:34:41,717 When you gonna figure this out? 1726 01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:44,178 - I gotta, I'm gonna get to figuring it out I promise. 1727 01:34:44,261 --> 01:34:44,845 - It's bad time. 1728 01:34:45,221 --> 01:34:45,888 - Sam, come down. 1729 01:34:46,138 --> 01:34:47,556 - Oh, I love you so. 1730 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:49,642 - I'm so glad you came back. 1731 01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:51,519 - l always come back. 1732 01:34:52,561 --> 01:34:53,396 - Come on. 1733 01:34:57,191 --> 01:34:57,566 Sam! 1734 01:34:58,484 --> 01:34:59,819 (screaming) 1735 01:35:01,862 --> 01:35:06,200 ♪ A dreamer's lullaby ♪ 1736 01:35:06,826 --> 01:35:09,912 ♪ The boy who learned to fly ♪ 1737 01:35:09,995 --> 01:35:13,457 ♪ Drifted off to sleep ♪ 1738 01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:16,961 ♪ And opened up his eyes ♪ 1739 01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:20,798 ♪ To paradise ♪ 1740 01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:24,301 ♪ High immense the clouds ♪ 1741 01:35:24,385 --> 01:35:27,596 ♪ Beyond the grasp of time ♪ 1742 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:30,391 ♪ Mystery and Rhyme ♪ 1743 01:35:30,474 --> 01:35:33,602 ♪ When love was blind ♪ 1744 01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:36,814 ♪ And though his friends were few ♪ 1745 01:35:36,897 --> 01:35:40,025 ♪ He bid the world adieu ♪ 1746 01:35:40,109 --> 01:35:43,529 ♪ And spoke of wonders far away ♪ 1747 01:35:43,612 --> 01:35:47,032 ♪ And no one knows ♪ 1748 01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:50,161 ♪ How the story goes ♪ 1749 01:35:50,244 --> 01:35:53,080 ♪ But this much is true ♪ 1750 01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:57,251 ♪ So high they flew the Earth was just ♪ 1751 01:35:57,334 --> 01:35:59,712 ♪ A speck of blue ♪ 1752 01:35:59,795 --> 01:36:02,923 ♪ And in the end my friend ♪ 1753 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:06,135 ♪ Real is just pretend ♪ 1754 01:36:06,218 --> 01:36:09,472 ♪ The dreamer will prevail ♪ 1755 01:36:09,555 --> 01:36:12,683 ♪ The epic fairy tale ♪ 1756 01:36:12,933 --> 01:36:17,730 ♪ The Boy who learned to fly ♪ 1757 01:36:17,813 --> 01:36:21,775 ♪ In a dreamers lullabye ♪ 110416