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♪ She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
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♪ 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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♪ in one of those crushing scenes
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♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go?
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♪ She was out on her fanny
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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♪ She was there to sell makeup, but the father saw more
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♪ She had style! She had flair! She was there!
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♪ That's how she became the nanny!
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♪ Who would have guessed that the girl we've described
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♪ was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
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♪ Now the father finds her beguiling
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♪ Watch out, C.C.!
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♪ And the kids are actually smiling
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♪ Such joie de vivre!
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♪ She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing
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♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪
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I just love her.
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You know, I've seen her in person.
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She looks much younger.
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Fran, the storm is getting worse.
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How is Santa gonna deliver all the presents?
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Gracie, the man is bigger than Dom DeLuise,
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and he fits through a chimney.
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Believe me, he can get through a blizzard.
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Oh! I'm glad you're enjoying your new golf shoes, sir.
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Thanks, old man. Now, hold still.
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I wonder if Mr. Belvedere started like this.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, let me help you with that.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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(GROANING) Almost there. No problem.
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Here we go.
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Miss Fine, don't you think you should take off your heels?
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No. They're very comfortable.
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Okay. Give me the star.
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All righty.
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(SNEEZES)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Do you think it looks crooked?
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(SIGHING)
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Maxwell, stop fooling around.
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We have work to do.
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C.C., it's Christmas Eve.
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Again?
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Well, thank God for this blizzard.
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If I'm lucky, it will hit so hard
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they'll have to cancel this whole horrific holiday.
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Tea?
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(BEEPING) C.C.'s got the right idea.
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I could definitely live without that
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whole buying-gifts- for-people tradition.
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But you don't mind receiving them.
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Well, duh.
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Brighton, you're missing the whole meaning of Christmas.
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I know what it means.
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Two weeks off from school.
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No, Brighton. It's about giving of oneself.
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Yeah. The gift part is totally meaningless.
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Bonuses excluded.
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You put on your coat, mister.
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We're going down to the homeless shelter
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and feed some of the less fortunate.
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You're gonna learn what it feels like
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to give of oneself, if it kills you.
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Here, Chester.
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(BARKS)
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(GROWLS)
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(SCREECHES)
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Whoa!
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Go fish.
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BRIGHTON: Help, Maggie!
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Dad, how come Brighton gets to go out?
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BOTH: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Give to the poor. Give to the...
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Sorry.
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Whoa!
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Where are we?
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I don't know, but whatever goes up must come down.
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Wow! This hairspray really does hold.
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Oh, Chester, are you okay?
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Are you all right?
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I've been better.
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Well, as long as you... What?
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Brighton, did you hear that? The dog talked!
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Picture this.
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Inhaling way too much hairspray, suddenly hears dogs talking.
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Tonight in The Nanny Zone.
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Run for your life. It's the worst storm ever.
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C.C., the Abominable Babcock, is out to destroy Christmas.
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Fran, the snowman talked.
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Oh, so I guess it's okay
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for the snowman to say a few words,
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but God forbid, the dog gets a little chatty,
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and I'm ready for the loony bin.
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What should we do?
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Run!
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Which way do we go?
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Follow me.
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Oy! You have one glass of eggnog...
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This river is hot chocolate!
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Yeah. It's so warm and cozy.
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You know, it's like being back in the womb,
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if your mother was a chocolate bunny.
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Brighton, see that big white raft? Grab it!
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This isn't a raft. It's a marshmallow!
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All right. We have to stay calm.
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Everything's under control.
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Honey, we're traveling via marshmallow down a hot chocolate river
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with a dog who's talking my ear off.
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This is under control by you?
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CHESTER: Better.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(TURTLES CHATTERING)
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Fran, look, we're in Candy Land. Everything's edible.
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It's a test. I know it's a test.
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And it's all free.
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I failed.
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Look, an ice cream castle.
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It's a banana split-level.
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(MUMBLING)
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Fran, stop praying. We're gonna be okay.
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No, honey. I'm praying it's all fat-free.
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FRAN: I wonder if they got Weight Watchers up here.
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Brighton, calm down.
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Stop hoarding all the candy.
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That kid never knows when to stop.
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Do you need a Gas-X?
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(BURPS) No, it passed.
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Meanwhile, look at this delicious candy cane.
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Oh, my!
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my!
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I've had my food repeat on me, but this is ridiculous.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Hi. I'm Fran, and this is Brighton and Chester.
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I'm Elfis.
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Elfis?
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Yes, Elfis.
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♪ They call me Elfis Because of my pelvis
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♪ King of the elves ♪
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Thank you very much.
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You know, Vegas is looking for someone like you.
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Meanwhile, can you tell us where we are?
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You're at Santa's castle.
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Well, this is just about the most delicious house
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I've ever seen.
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Well, Santa is the second richest person in the North Pole.
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Oh? Who's the richest?
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The dentist.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Is he single?
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There. I'm finished with my last lemon drop.
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(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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What was that?
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Oh, that was C.C., the Abominable Babcock.
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She gets irritable like this every 28 years,
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and this year she's threatening to ruin the whole holiday.
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Well, what's her problem?
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Well, she's only happy
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when she's making everyone around her miserable.
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Sounds like my mother.
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Be careful. She's 2,000 pounds with arms like a wrestler.
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Oy! She is my mother. Let me talk to her.
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Obviously, she has never met the likes of Miss Fran Fine.
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Listen, sweetie.
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Whoa!
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We'll talk later, honey.
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Hello. Who are you?
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The name is Kris Kringle.
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Pleased to meet you. Really?
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And where is Mrs. Kringle?
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You know, the one that looks like Barbara Bush?
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Oh, she's just a figment of my publicist's imagination,
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as is the red suit, the beard, and the jelly belly.
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Gee, if I knew he looked like this, I might have converted.
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I'm Fran Fine, the nanny.
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And this is Chester and Brighton.
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Isn't that sweet?
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He's bringing back all that candy for his sisters.
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Yeah, right.
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Santa, he just doesn't know the meaning of sharing.
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It's like my mother with a lamb chop bone.
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She's like Cujo with that marrow.
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Fran, you don't believe this is really Santa?
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Well, Elfis, it seems like we have a non-believer.
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Really? Well, if you insist.
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♪ Well, it's a wonderful feeling
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♪ So we won't ever grow
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♪ But we're working out three feet of fun for Mr. Ho! Ho! Ho!
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♪ Making toys ♪ Making toys
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♪ For girls and boys ♪ For girls and boys
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♪ We're bringing joy to the world
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♪ I call it "Oy to the world"
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♪ Oh, that's nice
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♪ I like it ♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ She calls it "Oy to the world"
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♪ Yeah, oy to the world
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♪ Say, you'd be a good elf You're cute as can be
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♪ And I hear you're a graduate of the nasal academy
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♪ But I'm too big ♪ No, you're just right
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♪ That's not a wig ♪ Oh, what a sight
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♪ You're like the seven dwarfs And I'm Snow White
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♪ Let's bring some joy to the world
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♪ I call it "Oy to the world"
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♪ Oy to the world
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Elfis, you're such a mensch.
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
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MAN: Elfis has left the building.
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Brighton, you can't take all those toys home.
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It's all right. He said he's gonna share them with his three best friends.
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Yeah. Me, myself, and I.
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Not to be a buttinsky, Santa, but look at the time.
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When are you gonna start delivering all the toys?
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Unfortunately, with this storm blowing up,
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there won't be any delivery this year.
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I think C.C., the Abominable Babcock,
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has finally found a way to cancel Christmas.
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(ALL GASPS)
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And she gets like this every 28 years?
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She's very regular.
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It's so sad.
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I just can't imagine a world without Christmas.
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What will we do?
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No Christmas.
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Wait! If there's no Christmas,
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there's no after-Christmas sales.
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Well, I am certainly not going to let
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that cranky cloud cancel this holiday.
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Come here!
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(ALL WHISPERING)
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Look, there's the ice palace.
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Oh, I can't believe I have to save Christmas.
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Five minutes ago we were in a warm castle.
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I was about to watch The Shaggy D.A.
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Where's your courage?
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Where's your compassion?
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Listen to me. I'm looking for a test of character
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from someone who drinks out of a toilet.
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Look at that! She left the window opened.
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Well, I guess she isn't worried about a draught.
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Oh! Oy!
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You see, I figure she's got a whole
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solar depravation thing happening,
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you know, cranky 'cause she doesn't get enough sun.
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Well, if I turn up the thermostat and warm her up,
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she'll be in a good mood.
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Now, Chester, you're my lookout.
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Just whistle if you see anything.
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There it is!
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(BUZZING)
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I don't know what you're so worried about.
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I will pulverize that Abominable Babcock
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if she gets anywhere near...
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(WHIMPERING)
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Will you stop fooling around?
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(YELPING)
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Will you cut it out?
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(LAUGHING)
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I thought I told you to whistle!
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Hello! I have no lips.
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Oh, all right.
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Just remember, whatever happens,
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we're in this together. Right?
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All for one, one for all.
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Who did this?
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She did.
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C.C.: Christmas is doomed.
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(LAUGHING) Don't change the channel.
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Oh, honey, this will take forever.
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Give me that picture of Mel Gibson.
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(SIGHING)
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Fran, I wanna go home.
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We can't just bail on Santa.
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Niles is making your favourite apple-raisin stuffing.
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We're out of here.
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I'm afraid that's impossible.
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With this terrible storm the Abominable Babcock is blowing up,
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I won't be able to ride my sleigh tonight.
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Uh, am I just stuck here a day or two,
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or are we talking my next waxing appointment
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will be under the name Magilla Gorilla?
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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Oh, no. It's beginning, sir.
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Look around.
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Everything's beginning to freeze.
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There isn't much time left.
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I haven't seen anyone this cranky since
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my sister went three years without a date.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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That's it. I've got another great plan.
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Well, I quit.
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They used 12 different Beethovens,
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and I don't even have one lousy stunt double.
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Listen to me. When the going gets tough, the tough throw a party.
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Excuse me. I have a soirée to plan for a certain ice princess.
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Throw a party for the Abominable Babcock?
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Well, there's no way I'll be going to that.
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Hello. Thanks for coming.
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Have some rumaki.
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Fran, why would you want the Abominable Babcock at a party?
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She's an evil ice princess. She should be destroyed.
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Oh, leave it to me, honey. I know what I'm doing.
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You fools have nothing to celebrate!
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Christmas is finished! So go!
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Oh, shove a sock in it, you big old bag of wind.
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What? How dare you?
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You know, I don't know
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what her secret admirer sees in her anyway.
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Come again. Did you say secret admirer?
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah. You have a secret admirer. See you.
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Wait!
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And just who might this secret admirer be?
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Well, honey, he's very cute,
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good personality, and he's a weather just like you.
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Well, toodles.
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Get back here!
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Will you stop acting so hard up?
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Men do not like women who are so desperate.
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Now, I am going to introduce you to him,
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but only if you promise that you'll stop trying to destroy Christmas.
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All right. I promise.
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None of this cranky business, or I'm never fixing you up again.
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I swear I'll be moderate with my weather patterns.
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Now introduce us. The suspense is killing me.
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We should be so lucky. Shh!
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C.C., the Abominable Babcock,
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I would like you to meet your secret admirer,
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the Rain Man.
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Yeah, definitely rain. Definitely raining.
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15.783 inches of rain in the North Pole this year.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh, isn't he adorable?
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Hello. Could I interest you in a little stroll around the planet?
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Definitely. I'm an excellent driver.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Oh, Fran, that was so cool. It worked. It's a miracle.
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Honey, now that is what Christmas is all about.
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You give with your heart, you help the less fortunate,
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and you offer your friendship.
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That's when miracles happen.
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Don't give gum to Chester.
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He'll be blowing bubbles out the wrong end.
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Going my way?
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Well, I don't usually take rides from strangers.
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Oh, look, you put on your costume.
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On you it works.
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Wow! The actual reindeer.
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Hi, doll. I'm Dancer.
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♪ Baby, remember my name, remember... ♪
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All right. Cut it out.
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Are you Blitzen? It's Blintzes.
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Who else are they gonna get to work on Christmas Eve?
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You know, Rudolph's a little under the weather.
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Chester, would you lead my sleigh tonight?
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Hi. I'm Vixen, and I'm a sucker for a fly boy.
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What do you say?
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I say we have some toys to deliver, woman.
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FRAN: I've got the perfect ensemble for just this occasion.
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It's strange that no one's left you any cookies this year.
365
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Yes. Very strange.
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What? I'm not even getting minimum wage.
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Whoa!
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Brighton, it's the homeless shelter.
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Look, it's Santa!
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Well, this is our last stop.
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Woops!
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We have a problem.
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I seem to have miscalculated.
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I'm short a few presents.
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You know, the man has nothing to do for 364 days.
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Boys and girls,
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I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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Unfortunately... Wait, Santa.
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You forgot about these presents.
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Oh, Brighton, that's so sweet.
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Those were the toys you so selfishly hoarded
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the whole time we were in the North Pole.
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I know. But I've got plenty of toys at home.
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And us kids, we have to look out for each other.
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Brighton, you're making me all verklempt.
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FRAN: Oh, what a day.
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I can't believe I'm driving Santa's sleigh.
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What an upper.
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It's my way of thanking you for saving Christmas.
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Oh, Santa, please, it's nothing.
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But between you and me, I might have ended up on your naughty list.
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If you wouldn't mind erasing my name...
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Deal.
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Woops!
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Whoa!
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
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Daddy, there they are.
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Are you okay?
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Miss Fine, are you all right?
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
401
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, you won't believe the day I had.
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First, I saved Christmas, and then I drove the sleigh.
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Tell them, Brighton.
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Frostbite.
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Stop it! Brighton, don't you remember anything?
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The last thing I remember,
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we were on our way to the homeless shelter,
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you got hit in the head, and we got caught in a blizzard.
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00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,465
Hey, we gotta go. It's closing soon.
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What's your rush all of a sudden?
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Don't you know what Christmas is all about?
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We kids have to look out for each other.
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I'm sure you're just a little shook up.
414
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Let's go inside and get our coats.
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And perhaps we'll all go to the homeless shelter.
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00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,669
I guess it was a dream.
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Jewish reindeer, candy castles, dogs talking.
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Of course it was a dream.
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You ate all that chocolate and your pants still fit.
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Oh, right.
421
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Hello!
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Okay. The first thing we do is book you on Letterman.
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You know, I'm very tight with Paul Shaffer.
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He's a cousin.
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Well, my neighbor's cousin.
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But who's counting?
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