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What�does�it�say?
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Stephen�Harper's�sperm
better�work.
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00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,773
Fok�yeah.
4
00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:08,041
Fok�yeah?
5
00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,143
My�eggs�are�pregs!
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00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,245
You're�gonna�be�a�dad!
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00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:15,048
(voice�distorting)�Paul?
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00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:19,886
Did�you�hear�me?
You're�gonna�be�a�dad.
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00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,490
Paul�Jr.,�I�smelled�weed�coming
out�of�your�bedroom�last�night.
10
00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:25,892
So�what?�Uncle�Dean�says
11
00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:27,093
you�used�to�smoke�that�shit�out
of�a�plastic�bag.
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00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,094
(gasping)
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00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:31,064
What's�gotten�into�you,
Paul�Jr.?
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00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,932
You�started�a�speakeasy,
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00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,801
you're�in�and
out�of�bingo�prison.
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00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,237
Paul:
And�worst�of�all?
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I�seen't�you�cleaning
your�mooey�jeet�in�the�sink!
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00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,143
Where�do�you�get
this�stuff�from?
19
00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:46,079
Isn't�it�obvious?�From�Dad.
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No�son�of�mine�will
act�like�a�son�of�mine!
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-�Fuck�you,�Dad.
-�Paul:�What�did�you�say?!
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00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,953
Are--�are�you�okay?
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00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,524
(gasping)
24
00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,493
If�you�think�you're�taking�off
to�Winnipeg,�think�again.
25
00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,861
I�had�you�chipped!
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00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,797
(beeping)
27
00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:07,467
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
28
00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,936
?�All�night�long�?
29
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That�was�Donny�Danger
and�the�Five�Finger�Fillet
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with�"I�Left�My
Ring�Finger�in�Bloodvein."
31
00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,618
And�if�you're�wondering�why�my
voice�is�so�buttery�smooth,
32
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I�just�upgraded�to
the�Vocalschmoodin�B-Niner.
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It's�the�Bung�Bologna
of�microphones.
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The�damn�thing�cost�me�five
hundred�and�fifty�bucks,
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so�for�the�next�little�while,
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ol'�Roger�is�going�to
be�selling�radio�spots.
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So,�send�in�your�ads
and�I'll�read�'em.
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Okay.�Here�we�go.
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(soft�piano�music�playing)
40
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"Looking�for
a�place�to�get�stuff?
41
00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:55,014
Yeah�Man�is�having�a�sale
on�Dean's�Weiner�Water�Soup."
42
00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,049
(app�beeping�like�sonar)
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"All�the�flavour�of�a�hot�dog
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but�now�in�a�grey
cloudy,�greasy,�liquid."
45
00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,191
"Yeah�man!"
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(gasping)
47
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I'm�scared�Rose.
48
00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:18,605
And�it's�not�like,�"the�store's
run�out�of�chips"�scared.
49
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Well,�what�did�you�do�when
the�store�ran�out�of�chips?
50
00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,943
I�punched�Greg
in�the�back�of�the�head.
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Okay.
And�then,�what�did�you�do?
52
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I�ate�some�ice�cream.
53
00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,750
See?�You�moved�on
and�you�got�over�it.
54
00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:33,119
No,�I�didn't.�I�found�out
where�Greg�was�staying,
55
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and�then�I�winded�him!
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00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:38,791
Okay,�point�is,�you're�scared
because�it's�important�to�you,
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and�you�want�to�be�a�good�dad.
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Fucking�Greg.
59
00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,130
Shoulda�gave�me�a�heads-up�next
time,�put�up�a�bulletin.
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Okay,�seriously,
let�it�go.
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I�think�I'm�just�scared�because
our�baby�won't�have�my�DNA.
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And�if�I�can't�give�it�that,
what�else�do�I�have�to�offer?
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Well,
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he'll�have�your�keen
sense�of...
65
00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,382
You�know?
66
00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,617
And,�I�mean,
you�almost�never...
67
00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:08,221
You�have�really�pretty...
68
00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,924
Your�life�is�so...
(chuckling)
69
00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,659
You�know?
70
00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,396
Point�is,
you're�gonna�be�a�great�dad.
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00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:20,133
How?�I�don't�even�have
my�stupid�high�school�diploma.
72
00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,969
You�don't�need�a�piece
of�paper�to�be�a�good�dad.
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If�I�don't�have�my�diploma,
74
00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:27,006
then�our�kids�are�gonna�think
that�they�don't�need�theirs.
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And�the�next�thing�you�know,
76
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they're�washing�their�mooey�jeet
in�the�sink,�just�like�me!
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What?
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00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,780
That's�it,�Rose!
79
00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,448
I'm�going�back
to�high�school.
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00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,584
All�I�need�is�one�more�credit!
81
00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:40,486
Wait.�So,�you�wash�your
mooey�jeet�in�the�sink?
82
00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,654
It�was�only
one-and-a-half�times!
83
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Hmph!
84
00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,360
"Need�your�grass�cut,
but�not�in�a�bad�way?
85
00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,763
Hire�Little�Blue�for
all�your�landscaping�needs.
86
00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,933
All�you�have�to�do�is�provide
the�equipment,�give�him�a�ride,
87
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make�lunch,�and�wake�him�up.
88
00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,972
Little�Blue's
Come�Pick�Me�Up�Landscaping.
89
00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:02,508
You�can�hire�me,�but�it
doesn't�mean�I'm�coming."
90
00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,044
I've�been�doing�Grouse�Lake
radio�for�over�25�years,
91
00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,046
and�now�I'm�making�five�bucks
92
00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:11,351
to�read�an�ad�for
Blue's�Landscaping.
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00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,387
(voice�breaking)
I�feel�so�cheap.
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00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,125
So,�do�I�have�any�new�messages?
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Oh,�right.
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00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,496
(clearing�throat)
Of�course.
97
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Uh,�there's�one�here�about
de-wolfing�the�bingo�hall.
98
00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,401
Mmm-hmm.
99
00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,169
Nurse�Logan's�leaving
the�Rez�forever,
100
00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,805
and�Grouse�Lake�having
too�many�bugs�outside.
101
00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,240
What�was�that?
102
00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,675
Too�many�bugs�outside.
103
00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,644
Fuckin'�Chief�and�Council.
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No,�the�other�one.
105
00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,181
Oh,�wolf�in�the�bingo�hall.
106
00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,083
The�other,�other�one.
107
00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,653
But,�Jo,
it�attacked�nine�people.
108
00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,755
The�Logan�one!
109
00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,557
Logan�is�leaving
the�Rez�forever...
110
00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,226
and�ever.
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Oh.�Well...
112
00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,599
That's...
probably�for�the�best.
113
00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:00,867
Yeah,�totally.
114
00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,602
The�way�he�shit-talked
bannock�at�Health�Week?
115
00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,103
Fuck�that�guy.
116
00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:08,841
Yeah.�I-I--�I'm�--
I'm�still�so�mad,
117
00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,744
I...�might�just...
118
00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:14,614
march�right�on�down
to�the�nurse's�station,
119
00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,383
just�to�make�sure�he�leaves.
120
00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,619
Yeah,�get�him,�Jo.
121
00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,089
Just�fuckin'�missin'�him.
122
00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,262
Got�breakfast�all�over
the�side�of�your�face.
123
00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,064
Okay,�already.
124
00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,632
You�look�so�handsome
in�your�tearaways.
125
00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,467
Did�you�remember�the�picture?
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00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,802
Yes.
127
00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,404
Remember,�you're�going
to�school�for�your�child.
128
00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,972
Keep�it,�so�you�don't�forget.
129
00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,542
-�Okay,�I'm�going�to�be�late.
-�You're�not�going�to�be�late.
130
00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,578
But�I�have�to�impress�the
principal,�so�he�lets�me�in.
131
00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:47,580
Would�you�relax?
It's�summer�school.
132
00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,482
There'll�be�plenty�of�space.
133
00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:52,452
Did�you�cut�off
the�crust�like�I�asked?
134
00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,121
PB&J,�extra�J,�no�crusts.
135
00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,423
You�cut�them
in�little�triangles?
136
00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,958
You�said�you�wanted�square.
137
00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,761
Damn�it,�Stephen�Harper!
You�don't�do�anything�right!
138
00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,963
Hang�on.
Let�me�take�a�picture�of�you.
139
00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,498
(sighing)
140
00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,234
So�fucking�lame!
141
00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,971
There's�my�handsome�boy!
142
00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,473
(camera�shutter�clicking)
143
00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:19,145
Oh,�hi,�Logan.
144
00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,581
I�heard�you�were�leaving.
145
00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,950
Yeah,�contract�is�up.
146
00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,419
Probably�for�the�best.
147
00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,954
Looks�like�you�got
a�new�nurse�coming.
148
00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:30,590
By�the�sounds�of�it,
she�won't�be�such�a�stickler.
149
00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,258
Well,�that's�good.
150
00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:36,028
Hopefully,�the�new�nurse�won't
be�so�hard�on�our�bannock.
151
00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:41,434
(sighing)
That�really�made�people�mad.
152
00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:45,171
You�know,�the�next�day,�I�woke
up�with�a�moose�head�in�my�bed.
153
00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,340
Who�would�do
something�like�that?
154
00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:48,641
Well,�don't�worry.
155
00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,844
I�won't�let�the�door
hit�my�ass�on�the�way�out.
156
00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,480
Anyway,�what�did�you�want?
157
00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,216
Nothing.
(stammering)
158
00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:01,287
I�didn't�just�come�here
to...�see�you�off.
159
00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:04,724
Weirdo.
160
00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,692
You�know,�I�really
wish�this�worked�out.
161
00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,895
Grouse�Lake�had
some�beautiful�things.
162
00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,963
(scoffing)
It�was�all�right.
163
00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,132
I--�it's...
164
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,967
Whatever.�Where--
165
00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:18,371
Where�are�you�going,
by�the�way,�or�whatever?
166
00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:19,972
Bunibonibee.
167
00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,575
Okay,�cool.�Whatever.
168
00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,178
(sighing)
169
00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,346
Anything�else?
170
00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:31,083
No.�It's�just...
171
00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,552
like�you�said,�uh...
172
00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:36,556
don't�let�the�door�hit�your
tight�buns�on�the�way�out.
173
00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,029
-�(door�opening)
-�(sighing)
174
00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,398
Paul:�Chickadee,�there�you�are!
(chuckling)
175
00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,334
You�want�to�walk
to�school�with�me?
176
00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:52,405
Who's�this?�Your�Uncle�Paul?
What�is�he?�Like,�50?
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00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,907
Boy:
Nice�tearaways,�bud.
178
00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:59,345
Yeah,�my�guy,
what�year�is�it?�1998?
179
00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:02,081
Jesus!
What's�up�with�these�teens,�man?
180
00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,050
They�are�who�they�are.
Cool�as�shit.
181
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:07,019
Hmph.
I�don't�think�they're�that�cool.
182
00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,222
What�did�you�say,�Discman?
183
00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,690
You�guys�wanna�hear
some�cool�music?
184
00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,893
Oh,�yeah.�We�love�classic�rock.
185
00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:14,927
What�you�got?
186
00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,096
I�got�Rock�Rap�White�Boys.
187
00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:21,267
I've�got�the�CCC�-
The�Crazy�Clown�Clan.
188
00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,637
I�also�got�Big�Shitty�Tunes
Volume�15!
189
00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,439
(sighing)
Come�back�here!
190
00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,247
Sorry,�there's�no�smoking�here.
191
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,884
Oh,�don't�worry.
I'll�be�finished�in�a�minute.
192
00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,387
Okay,�but�I'm--
I'm�actually�pregnant.
193
00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:44,924
Oh,�trust�me,�the�first
trimester�doesn't�even�count.
194
00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,395
Sorry.
Are�you�the�new�nurse?
195
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,997
Well,�I�ain't�Santa�Claus,
196
00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,599
but�I�do�eat
a�shit�ton�of�cookies.
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00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,668
(chuckling)
198
00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,270
(coughing)
199
00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,105
(hacking)
200
00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,473
All...�right.
201
00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,675
Let's�get�you�to
the�nursing�station.
202
00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,244
Oh,�great.
Wanna�grab�my�bag,�sweetie?
203
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,513
Oh,�don't�worry.
204
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,982
Carrying�heavy�things
is�good�for�the�baby.
205
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,619
Let's�go.
206
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,790
Thanks,�sweetie.
207
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,829
The�fok?
208
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,166
Sweetley�is�principal�now?
209
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,168
That's�right.
210
00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,140
But�you--
211
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,042
Failed�you�back�in�grade�12.
212
00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,477
-�All�because--
-�You�never�came�to�class.
213
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,680
-�And�now�you're--
-�The�principal...
214
00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,281
of�the�new�high�school.
215
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,150
-�Who�keeps�on--
-�Finishing�your�sentences?
216
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,552
-�Oh,�for�fok's--
-�Sakes.
217
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,495
Let�me�guess,�you�couldn't�get
your�girlfriend�pregnant
218
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,532
because�you're�sterile,
219
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,336
so�she�was�impregnated
by�the�town�cuck,�and�now,
220
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,738
you're�feeling�insecure�as�a�new
dad�because�you've�got...
221
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,007
nothing.
222
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,009
Now,�let�me�guess.
223
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,878
You�did�so�good�as�a�teacher
224
00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,081
that�they�promoted�you
to�principal,
225
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,317
and�now,
your�salary�is�way�higher.
226
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,686
(sighing)
What�do�you�want,�Paul?
227
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,254
We�already�hired�a�janitor.
228
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,823
Look,
229
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,760
I�know�you�hate�me,�but�I�need
one�more�credit�to�graduate.
230
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,696
That's�true,�I�do�hate�you.
231
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,332
Let's�look�at
your�old�file,�shall�we?
232
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,236
Ah.
Looks�like�you�need�life�skills.
233
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,238
(chuckling)
Which�makes�perfect�sense
234
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,074
because�you�suck�at�life.
235
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,943
What�do�you
have�against�me,�man?
236
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,246
You�were�a�terrible�student.
You�didn't�even�try.
237
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,850
Thought�you�could�joke�and
smile�your�way�through�school.
238
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,019
I�see�what�this�is�about.
239
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:57,923
You're�mad�because�I�got
everyone�to�call�you�"Shitley"
240
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,092
way�back�in�2002!
241
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,861
I�don't�know�what
you're�talking�about.
242
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:05,264
You�suspended,�like,�19�kids
that�day!�You�set�a�record!
243
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:08,901
I�was�doing�you
a�favour�by�failing�you!
244
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:12,238
You�know�what?
I'm�gonna�do�you�another�favour.
245
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,939
You're�gonna�let�me�back�in?
246
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,042
Only�so�I�can�watch
you�fail�again.
247
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,977
And�you're�in�luck
248
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,546
because
I'm�teaching�life�skills.
249
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,581
Fine,�then.
250
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,283
Five�strikes�and�you're�out.
251
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,918
Five�strikes?
(chuckling)
252
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,553
Shit,
I'll�give�you�one�right�now.
253
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,388
Fuck�you,�Shitley.
254
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,623
That's�strike�number�one.
255
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:31,924
Fuck�yeah.
256
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:32,958
Strike�number�two.
257
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,461
Three�more
and�you're�out�of�here.
258
00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,130
Man,�I�don't�even�know�what
sport�you're�talking�about.
259
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,967
I'm�going�to�be�on�you
like�brown�on�moo!
260
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,436
Paul:�Heh!
261
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,009
-�Chief�Jo?
-�Huh?�What?�Nothing.
262
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,612
We�have�an
emergency�health�crisis.
263
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,148
It�was�just
one�piece�of�bannock.
264
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,583
What?�No.
265
00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,286
This�new�nurse,�Margo...
266
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,088
she's�terrible.
267
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,690
Well,�what�do�you�care?
You're�leaving�soon�anyways.
268
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,093
Or�are�you�trying�to�stay?
269
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,527
I'm�not�messing�around.
270
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:12,198
What�kind�of�nurse
still�prescribes�leeches?
271
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,334
I'm�sure�she�had�her�reasons.
272
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,635
For�a�broken�arm?
273
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,471
Okay.
274
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,706
She�even�gave�Blue
testosterone.
275
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,542
He's�just�a�kid.�Look.
276
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,346
He�looks�fine�to�me.
277
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,349
(deep�voice:)
Oh,�yeah.
278
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,487
Logan:
We�have�to�do�something.
279
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,388
I�can't�just�fire�her.
280
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,825
It'll�take�me�months�to�cut
through�all�that�red�tape.
281
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,193
Unless...
282
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,297
She�quits.
283
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,701
(deep�voice:)
Oh,�yeah.
284
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:53,639
Hey,�Discman.
285
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,808
Heard�you�got
into�it�with�Sweetley.
286
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,344
-�Yeah,�that's�cool�bro.
-�Fucking�cool.
287
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,713
Yeah,�it's�because�I'm�cool.
288
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,581
No,�you're�not,�but�if�you
289
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,084
really�want�to�be,
you'll�come�with�us,
290
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,719
'cause�we're
gonna�prank�Sweetley.
291
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,921
When�Sweetley�goes
to�take�his�daily�dump,
292
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,690
we're�gonna�reverse�the
plumbing,�so�when�he�flushes,
293
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,227
the�toilet�will�blow�his�shit
right�back�up�his�ass.
294
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,329
The�old�reverse�moo.
295
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,398
Uh...
296
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,734
What's�the�matter?
Are�you�scared?
297
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:25,538
Nah.�It's�just
we�can�do�cooler�things,
298
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,940
like�listen�to�Limp�Bizkit,
we�can�drink�energy�drinks,
299
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,176
all�at�the�same�time.
300
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,245
Oh,�shit.�Sorry,�son.
We�thought�you�were�cool.
301
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:37,049
Just�hold�on�a�second.�God!
302
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,919
(sighing)
303
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,387
Stephen�Harper�(in�head:)
Remember,�you're�going�to�school
304
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,454
for�your�child.
305
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,056
Keep�it�so�you�don't�forget.
306
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,925
Shut�the�fuck�up,
Stephen�Harper.
307
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,260
Okay!�I'll�do�it!
308
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,229
Nice.
309
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,442
How�are�we�going
to�get�her�to�quit?
310
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,312
I�have�got�some�ideas.
311
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:10,249
Ugh.
What's�that�awful�smell?
312
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,818
(sniffing)
313
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,925
Hmm.
Raw�fish.
314
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,628
Not�without�mustard.
315
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,964
Oh,�yeah.
316
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,303
-�Oh.
-�Mmm...
317
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,607
(ghostly�moaning)
318
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,010
Leave�Grouse�Lake...
319
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,645
Just�voices�in�my�damn�head.
320
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:46,485
Nothing�a�swig
of�iodine�can't�fix.
321
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,290
Ahh...
Works�every�time.
322
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,425
(phone�ringing)
323
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,628
What�do�you�want?
324
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,763
Jo�(disguising�voice:)
I�am�looking�for�a�patient.
325
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:02,268
First�initial�"G.
Last�name�"T'Licker".
326
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,204
So,�you're�looking
for�a�jeet�licker?
327
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,205
(laughing�quietly)
328
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,309
Well...�today's
your�lucky�day.
329
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,311
I�get�off�of�work�at�five.
330
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,785
Hey.�What�the�hell?
331
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,621
How�come�he�hasn't�went
for�his�daily�dump�yet?
332
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,557
Just�hang�on.�Fuck.
333
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:31,230
Uh,�Tavis,
you'll�be�in�charge.
334
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,531
I�have�an�appointment.
335
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,135
I�have�to�take�a�call
from�a...
336
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:40,306
parent�and�do
some�budget�stuff.
337
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,847
Paul:
Watch�out,�watch�out.
338
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,686
You�did�reverse
the�toilet,�right?
339
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,220
Of�course,�I�did.
340
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,056
Maybe�we're�going
too�far,�you�guys.
341
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,325
Too�late�now,�tearaways.
342
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,594
Maybe...�it's�not�working.
343
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,063
Just�wait.
344
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,397
(creaking)
345
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,999
-�Sweetley:�It's�a�reverse�moo!
-�(water�rushing)
346
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,201
Yoho!
347
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,903
It's�all�going�back�in!
348
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,243
(water�slowing,�stopping)
349
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,123
You�five!
In�my�office!
350
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,624
Now!
351
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,893
(students�giggling)
352
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:37,863
(Paul�sighing)
353
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,100
I�might�be�leaving,
354
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,702
but�I�can't�let�the�nursing
station�turn�into�an�ashtray.
355
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,304
Jo:
Hmm.�Mm-hmm.
356
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,306
Uh...
357
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,640
Margo:
What?!
358
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,710
Oh,�God.
359
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,313
That�is�it.
360
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,782
I�can't�work�here.
361
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,718
No�smoking,�no�Margo.
362
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,887
I�quit.
363
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,722
Oh,�God.
364
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,726
(coughing)
365
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,661
(laughing)
We�did�it!
366
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,897
I�guess�that�means�you�can�stay.
367
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,099
But�I'm�already�leaving.
368
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,734
Oh.
369
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,071
I�just�assumed�you'd
stay�once�she�was�gone.
370
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,575
Well,�what�reason
do�I�have�to�stay?
371
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:28,013
Because�I�l...
372
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,115
learned...
373
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:34,019
how�to�prank
a�nurse�with�a�fish.
374
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,955
And�you're�sure�that's
what�you�wanted�to�say?
375
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,657
Just�fish.
376
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,093
Just�fish?
377
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,430
Okay,�then.
378
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,965
Well,�I'll�see�you�around.
379
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,203
(sighing)
380
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,478
Because�it's�not.
Let�me�tell�you�why.
381
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,315
First,�the�pain.
382
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,851
Water�is�supposed�to�be�life.
383
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,489
Second,�the�utter�humiliation.
384
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,193
Somehow,�I�lost�a�shoe.
385
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,197
And�three,�the�reverse�moo
386
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,633
goes�against�Creator's�plan.
387
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,637
It�comes�out,
but�never�goes�back�in!
388
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,941
You�did�this.
389
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,310
This�is�all�your�fault.
390
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,811
You�ain't�got�shit�on�me.
391
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,281
This�is�gonna�be�your
fifth�strike,�and�I�don't�care
392
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,783
if�you're�the�Chief's�daughter!
393
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,552
I�did�it!
394
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,855
I�reversed�the�pipes!
And�you�know�what?
395
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,791
I'd�do�it�all�over�again!
396
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,959
Ha-ha!�Shitley!
397
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,827
All:�Shitley!
Shitley!�Shitley!�Shitley!
398
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,030
That's�three�strikes!
399
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,199
You've�all�got�detention!
400
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,840
Selling�ads�to�pay�for
my�new�mic�didn't�work.
401
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,843
At�least,�I�found�a�way
to�pay�for�the�mic,
402
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,913
and�that's�by�selling�it.
403
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,250
Now,�if�you'll�excuse�me...
404
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,088
...just�gonna�hand�it�over.
405
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,523
-�(feedback�screeching)
-�Oof!
406
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,502
(mouthing�words)
407
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,409
(voice�breaking:)
I�can't�believe�he's�gone,
408
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:41,446
after�all�those�beautiful
moments�we�had!
409
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,615
So,�I�understand
that�you're�Chief�Jo
410
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,784
and�you�have�a�foot�fungus.
411
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,586
Nope.
412
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,522
It's�made�with
cranberry�and�duck�fat.
413
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,757
Oh,�the�one�with--
414
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,258
Duck�fat?
415
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,060
We'll�obviously
have�the�salad.
416
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,030
Obviously,�the�salad.
417
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,065
You�got�egg�on�your�face?
418
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,968
I'm�not�embarrassed�by
a�little�bit�of�hard�work.
419
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,372
No,�I�mean�you�literally
have�egg�on�your�face.
420
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,980
I�could�have�sworn
we�had�more�memories.
421
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,114
Logan:�Jo!
422
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,319
Logan?
(sniffling)
423
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,622
Hey.
424
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,725
Hey,�last�time�we�talked,
425
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,827
did�you�want�to
say�more�than�just�"fish"?
426
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,396
Yeah.
427
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,734
Were�you�going�to�say
that�you�wanted�me�to�stay?
428
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,269
(sniffling)
429
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,172
Only�if�you�want�to.
430
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,174
Then,�I�want�to.
431
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,348
(deep�voice:)
Oh,�yeah.
432
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,456
Hey,�kid.�You�did�all�right.
433
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,425
-�You're�one�of�us�now,�bro.
-�Fucking�cool,�man.
434
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,661
Hey,�Uncle�Tearaways,
when�we're�done�here,
435
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,597
we're�gonna�go�smash�some
bottles�on�some�rocks.
436
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,667
-�Wanna�come�along?
-�You�means�it?
437
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,902
Thanks,�guys.
438
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,838
I�think�I�found�his�shoe.
439
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,609
All:�Shitley!
Shitley!�Shitley!�Shitley!
440
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,278
Shitley!�Shitley!
441
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,480
Paul:�Shitley!�Shitley!
Shit--�oh,�okay.
442
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,248
You�guys�are�done?
443
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,617
Don't�worry,�I�got�this!
444
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,987
Friends...
Shitley!�Shitley!
445
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,291
Fuckin'�stinks�in�here!
446
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:37,195
?
447
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:56,648
(singing�in�Indigenous�language)
448
00:21:56,698 --> 00:22:01,248
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