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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:10,578 [ Bell ringing ] 3 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:15,096 - Hey! Hey, Carls. - Hey, what's up? 4 00:00:15,097 --> 00:00:18,232 Does any part of you itch? 5 00:00:18,233 --> 00:00:20,453 What? No. 6 00:00:20,935 --> 00:00:23,275 Maybe. Why? 7 00:00:23,771 --> 00:00:27,611 Look what I made in shop class. 8 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:32,279 A dangerous piece of wood with nails? 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,947 It's a back scratcher. 10 00:00:33,948 --> 00:00:35,082 A back scratcher? 11 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:36,950 - Take your shirt off. - What? No! 12 00:00:36,951 --> 00:00:39,020 Ah, it's all right, the nails will work right through your shirt. 13 00:00:39,021 --> 00:00:40,621 - No... Sam, Sam I don't want to do it. - Come on, Carly. 14 00:00:40,622 --> 00:00:41,955 - Sam, I don't want to try it! - Just put your back... 15 00:00:41,956 --> 00:00:43,592 I've told you so many times I don't want to try things, 16 00:00:43,593 --> 00:00:44,805 - and then... - It's okay. 17 00:00:44,806 --> 00:00:47,206 Ooh... oh... 18 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:51,110 Oh, that's nice... 19 00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:56,103 - Sam made a... - Back scratcher, yeah I know. 20 00:00:56,104 --> 00:00:59,644 She already made me try it. 21 00:01:01,158 --> 00:01:02,609 Hey, after school, do you guys wanna go to... 22 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:05,430 Ah! Just a sec... 23 00:01:06,614 --> 00:01:08,774 Come on. 24 00:01:09,984 --> 00:01:12,264 Hey T-Bo. 25 00:01:13,255 --> 00:01:15,589 No, I didn't steal your shampoo. 26 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:18,170 Why would I... 27 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:21,028 I'll call you back. 28 00:01:21,029 --> 00:01:23,897 What? Jealous of my new phone? 29 00:01:23,898 --> 00:01:24,933 That's a phone? 30 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:28,122 We thought it was a windshield from a bus. 31 00:01:28,123 --> 00:01:29,983 Woo! 32 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:35,876 Uh, my mother bought me this phone and it happens to have a dual quad-core processor. 33 00:01:35,877 --> 00:01:37,244 Freddie Benson... 34 00:01:37,245 --> 00:01:38,843 No phones in the hallway. 35 00:01:38,844 --> 00:01:41,282 - I know, I was just showing... - Turn it off! 36 00:01:41,283 --> 00:01:42,283 Yes, ma'am. 37 00:01:42,284 --> 00:01:44,444 [ Music ] 38 00:01:46,788 --> 00:01:49,656 Shouldn't you girls be getting to class by now? 39 00:01:49,657 --> 00:01:52,593 Shouldn't you be married by now? 40 00:01:52,594 --> 00:01:56,674 Well, good to see you, Miss Briggs. 41 00:01:57,799 --> 00:01:59,571 Her boobs really are pointy. 42 00:01:59,572 --> 00:02:02,632 They're like weapons. 43 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:05,072 Well, she's gone, I'm using my phone. 44 00:02:05,073 --> 00:02:06,407 Hey! 45 00:02:06,408 --> 00:02:07,874 What's that in your hand? 46 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:12,075 It's the new Sampson Gemini Max Pad. 47 00:02:13,248 --> 00:02:15,249 What is... 48 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:19,019 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't, I can't... 49 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,123 I just can't... I don't... 50 00:02:22,124 --> 00:02:24,225 Ah, darn it. 51 00:02:24,226 --> 00:02:25,692 What's the matter? 52 00:02:25,693 --> 00:02:28,295 My dad emailed me back and said he can't come. 53 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:29,663 Aw. I'm sorry, kid. 54 00:02:29,664 --> 00:02:30,964 Can't come to what? 55 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:32,466 Ah, it's a father-daughter dance. 56 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:34,318 They have it every year at MacAllan Air Force base, 57 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,270 and my dad used to take me when I was little. 58 00:02:36,271 --> 00:02:38,139 We always had so much fun. 59 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:39,640 Ah, you know he'd come if he could. 60 00:02:39,641 --> 00:02:43,241 Yeah, I know. I just wish... 61 00:02:43,278 --> 00:02:46,338 Oh, phone! Big phone! 62 00:02:46,981 --> 00:02:49,921 It's a good phone! 63 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:51,541 In 5... 64 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:52,436 4... 65 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:53,276 3... 66 00:02:53,277 --> 00:02:55,137 2... 67 00:02:56,866 --> 00:02:58,905 I know you see. 68 00:02:58,906 --> 00:03:01,403 Somehow the world will change for me. 69 00:03:01,404 --> 00:03:04,404 And be so wonderful. 70 00:03:05,828 --> 00:03:08,176 Live life, breathe air. 71 00:03:08,177 --> 00:03:10,445 I know somehow we're gonna get there. 72 00:03:10,446 --> 00:03:13,566 And feel so wonderful. 73 00:03:15,384 --> 00:03:18,324 It's all for real. 74 00:03:18,788 --> 00:03:21,056 I'm telling you just how I feel. 75 00:03:21,057 --> 00:03:25,026 So wake up the members of my nation. 76 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:26,628 It's your time to be. 77 00:03:26,629 --> 00:03:29,631 There's no chance unless you take one. 78 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:35,332 And the time to see the brighter side of every situation. 79 00:03:35,672 --> 00:03:37,218 Some things are meant to be. 80 00:03:37,219 --> 00:03:41,009 So give me your best and leave the rest to me. 81 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:42,377 Leave it all to me. 82 00:03:42,378 --> 00:03:43,345 (Leave it all to me). 83 00:03:43,346 --> 00:03:45,480 Leave it all to me. 84 00:03:45,481 --> 00:03:48,841 Just leave it all to me. 85 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,561 [ Music ] 86 00:03:57,899 --> 00:04:01,319 Oh! Yeah! That's my tool! 87 00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:09,695 Yo dee ho! 88 00:04:09,696 --> 00:04:11,242 Yo dee hey. 89 00:04:11,243 --> 00:04:14,266 And I'm gonna go with a simple "hello". 90 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:16,301 - Carly with you guys? - Ah! 91 00:04:16,302 --> 00:04:18,102 Ah! 92 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:20,539 Is this a '64 Sterling?! 93 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,151 - Ya like it? - You kidding me?! 94 00:04:22,152 --> 00:04:24,016 That is the coolest motorcycle ever made! 95 00:04:24,017 --> 00:04:26,128 It's my dream to ride one of those! 96 00:04:26,129 --> 00:04:27,396 How is this here? 97 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:30,999 I'm restoring it for Socko he's giving it to his cousin for his birthday. 98 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,237 - Which cousin? - Ryder. 99 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,936 Ah. 100 00:04:33,937 --> 00:04:36,472 Aw man, I forgot to turn my phone back on. 101 00:04:36,473 --> 00:04:37,869 [ Music ] 102 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:40,210 Mmmmax Pad. 103 00:04:41,346 --> 00:04:42,879 Oh! 104 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,816 Momma's butt is home. 105 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:48,017 Yeah, check it out. Feel the clutch. 106 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:49,553 I got it working really smooth. 107 00:04:49,554 --> 00:04:52,121 [ Phone ringing ] 108 00:04:52,122 --> 00:04:53,674 Oh my God, it's her! 109 00:04:53,675 --> 00:04:56,693 - Who's her... - Sh! 110 00:04:56,694 --> 00:04:58,209 - Hey Audrey. - Hey Audrey. 111 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,150 - Hey Audrey. - Sh! 112 00:05:02,691 --> 00:05:03,834 Hey, Gib. 113 00:05:03,835 --> 00:05:04,801 Hey. 114 00:05:04,802 --> 00:05:08,938 Did you guys know this elevator stops in other people's apartments? 115 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:10,628 - Yeah. - Doy. 116 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:11,529 Well, I didn't. 117 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:14,832 I was just on my way up when I accidentally stopped in apartment 6-C. 118 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:16,367 - Was anyone home? - Yeah. 119 00:05:16,368 --> 00:05:18,316 This lady sees me and she starts yelling... 120 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:23,723 "Please, take whatever you want, just don't hurt my children!" 121 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,944 Hilarious. 122 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:28,078 And that's where you got the lamp? 123 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:29,980 Well, yeah, she said take whatever I want. 124 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:33,551 I thought this would look nice in my room. 125 00:05:33,552 --> 00:05:36,372 Hey, what's that? 126 00:05:36,575 --> 00:05:40,235 Some kind of exercise machine? 127 00:05:40,325 --> 00:05:42,342 It's a motorcycle. 128 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:45,201 What's the matter with you? 129 00:05:45,202 --> 00:05:47,598 All right, well, I'll see you Saturday night. 130 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:49,519 Okay. 131 00:05:50,202 --> 00:05:52,062 Woo! 132 00:05:53,324 --> 00:05:55,012 Yes! 133 00:05:55,013 --> 00:05:56,262 Who was on the phone? 134 00:05:56,263 --> 00:05:57,589 My old girlfriend! 135 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,243 - The one you ran over? - No. 136 00:05:59,244 --> 00:06:01,812 - The other one you ran over? - No! 137 00:06:01,813 --> 00:06:03,113 Audrey. 138 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:05,879 Thee most important girlfriend I've ever had! 139 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,174 The only girl I've ever really been in love with. 140 00:06:08,175 --> 00:06:09,975 Aw. 141 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:12,045 So what's up with her? 142 00:06:12,046 --> 00:06:14,658 She's flying from Dallas to Vancouver on Saturday night, 143 00:06:14,659 --> 00:06:17,562 and she's got a two-hour layover in the Seattle airport! 144 00:06:17,563 --> 00:06:19,564 Ooh! You gonna go meet her? 145 00:06:19,565 --> 00:06:20,931 Hex yeah! 146 00:06:20,932 --> 00:06:25,936 We're gonna have dinner in the airport at BF Wangs Express! 147 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:27,669 Yeah! 148 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:32,221 Hey, where's the teenage girl that actually lives here? 149 00:06:32,222 --> 00:06:35,081 Uh. Carly wanted to be alone, so she went to The Groovy Smoothie. 150 00:06:35,082 --> 00:06:37,617 - Yeah, she's kinda bummed about... - Hey! 151 00:06:37,618 --> 00:06:40,965 Can you go with me to the Mall on Saturday? 152 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:43,981 - Gib... - Uh, I was talking. 153 00:06:43,982 --> 00:06:48,292 Yeah I know, I just, I wasn't that into it. 154 00:06:48,293 --> 00:06:50,443 So, mall Saturday? 155 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,231 - For what? - I'm gonna buy a new replica of my head. 156 00:06:53,232 --> 00:06:56,434 Since I sold my old head to that girl at the pawn shop. 157 00:06:56,435 --> 00:07:00,904 Yeah, sure, I'll go with you to buy a new you-head. 158 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:02,273 Cool. 159 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:05,610 Well, I'm gonna go see how this lamp looks in my room. 160 00:07:05,611 --> 00:07:09,380 Next to my collection of Jewish action figures. 161 00:07:09,381 --> 00:07:10,681 I'll walk out with you. 162 00:07:10,682 --> 00:07:12,182 Cool. 163 00:07:12,183 --> 00:07:13,316 - Late! - Later on! 164 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:14,824 Bye guys! 165 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,520 Hey, can I stay and help you work on this bike? 166 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:17,687 Sure, if you want. 167 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,488 Oh! 168 00:07:19,618 --> 00:07:22,018 Momma wants. 169 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:24,548 [ Music ] 170 00:07:30,135 --> 00:07:33,075 Hey, you all right? 171 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,405 You look like you're in a funk. 172 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:38,175 Yeah. I'm feeling pretty funky. 173 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:40,778 Talk to me. I'm a good listener. 174 00:07:40,779 --> 00:07:42,146 Well... 175 00:07:42,147 --> 00:07:45,109 When I was a little girl, my dad used to take me to this... 176 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,300 Father-daughter Air Force dance every year. 177 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,254 Ooh, I wish I could be in the Air Force! 178 00:07:50,255 --> 00:07:51,822 Fly one of them big jets. 179 00:07:51,823 --> 00:07:53,248 But uh-uh... 180 00:07:53,249 --> 00:07:58,476 They'd make me cut off my hair and that's not happening. 181 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:01,370 So, it's a father-daughter dance... 182 00:08:01,371 --> 00:08:04,414 Mostly for the military dads and their little girls. 183 00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:08,773 Ya know, I don't date little short girls. 184 00:08:08,774 --> 00:08:10,708 I like a woman with some heft. 185 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,310 Ya know, some meat on her. 186 00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:17,771 A woman that can eat two, three big, thick hamburgers. 187 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:21,985 Please leave me alone. 188 00:08:21,986 --> 00:08:24,146 [ Music ] 189 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:29,517 Yeah, so it was my first day at law school, and class was about to start, 190 00:08:29,518 --> 00:08:32,563 when outta nowhere, this girl just sits down in the chair next to me. 191 00:08:32,564 --> 00:08:33,731 And that was Audrey? 192 00:08:33,732 --> 00:08:38,669 No, it was this icky chick named Velma who smelled like cheese. 193 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:43,710 I'd love to date a guy who smells like cheese. 194 00:08:46,243 --> 00:08:48,583 I got a... 195 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:51,504 Ah! 196 00:08:51,505 --> 00:08:54,025 I'm so sick! 197 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:57,221 Yeah, you look worse than usual. 198 00:08:57,222 --> 00:08:59,690 Hey, is that my package from England?! 199 00:08:59,691 --> 00:09:01,851 - What'd ya get? - It's a choke knob! 200 00:09:01,852 --> 00:09:03,932 It's the last part I need to finish that motorcycle. 201 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:06,330 Ooh, I'm Spencer... 202 00:09:06,331 --> 00:09:08,412 I got a choke knob... 203 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:10,251 Wee! 204 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:12,412 Hoo hoo! 205 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:13,927 Dude! 206 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:18,609 Do you know how hard it is to find an original choke knob for a 19... 207 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:20,410 Ah! 208 00:09:20,412 --> 00:09:21,812 Ah! 209 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,610 Ah! 210 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:25,411 Ah! 211 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,974 Ah! Paper towel! Paper towel! 212 00:09:27,975 --> 00:09:29,186 Okay! 213 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:32,307 - Paper towel! - Okay! 214 00:09:35,104 --> 00:09:38,816 You sneezed all over my face and tongue! 215 00:09:38,817 --> 00:09:42,357 Tell it to your choke knob! 216 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,146 Uh-oh. 217 00:09:48,615 --> 00:09:51,975 Oh now we gotta spray the door! 218 00:09:51,976 --> 00:09:53,944 - You all right? - Yeah. 219 00:09:53,945 --> 00:09:56,945 Go grab the package! 220 00:09:58,228 --> 00:10:01,888 Let's see it. Let's see it! 221 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:05,589 No. 222 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,492 No, come on! 223 00:10:08,493 --> 00:10:10,694 This is the wrong choke knob! 224 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:11,729 Dang it! 225 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:12,996 Aw. 226 00:10:12,997 --> 00:10:16,867 You got Lewbert's snot on your nose for nothing. 227 00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:20,571 I promised Socko I'd have this bike finished for his cousin's birthday 228 00:10:20,572 --> 00:10:25,008 but it's like impossible to find a '64 choke knob for one of these things. 229 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:26,544 We'll find one. 230 00:10:26,545 --> 00:10:31,105 Now, come on, show me that Spencer smile. 231 00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:36,110 Come on. A guy who's gonna get his old girlfriend 232 00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:41,271 back on Saturday night can smile bigger than that. 233 00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:46,464 - Hey. - Oh, hey kid. 234 00:10:46,465 --> 00:10:48,131 You all right? 235 00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:49,934 I'm okay. 236 00:10:49,935 --> 00:10:53,604 For a sad, dad-less young girl. 237 00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:56,039 Come on, why are you sad? 238 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,109 You haven't been to that father-daughter dance with dad for the past four years. 239 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:02,513 Yeah, I know, but it's the last one I can ever go to. 240 00:11:02,514 --> 00:11:05,719 Next year I'm past the "daughter age limit". 241 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,440 Aw, who's getting all elderly? 242 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:15,702 It's not funny. I really wanted to go. 243 00:11:17,462 --> 00:11:19,096 When's the dance? 244 00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:21,677 Saturday night. 245 00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:25,703 You know, I don't have anything going on Saturday night. 246 00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,872 I know I'm not dad but... 247 00:11:27,873 --> 00:11:31,008 Can I take you to the dance? 248 00:11:31,009 --> 00:11:32,375 - Dude, you uh... - Eh. 249 00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:35,736 - But you... - Ah ha ya! 250 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:38,215 - What are you guys... - Nothing, nothing. Come on. 251 00:11:38,216 --> 00:11:40,851 Lemme take you to the father-daughter dance. 252 00:11:40,852 --> 00:11:43,432 - Okay! - Yay! 253 00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:45,523 I'm so excited! 254 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:48,992 I'm gonna buy a new dress, I gotta get a mani-pedi, I'm gonna get my hair done. 255 00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:50,793 Oh! 256 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:58,096 Ha! I was saving it up! 257 00:12:04,728 --> 00:12:08,330 It's an all-night party, that we're getting into. 258 00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:12,167 If you think it's all over, then the joke is on you. 259 00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:14,603 It's a dream, it's a scene... 260 00:12:14,604 --> 00:12:16,672 Hey Sam! 261 00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:19,140 Oh, hey Carly! 262 00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:20,609 Morning. 263 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,711 You were here all night working on that motorcycle?! 264 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:23,879 Yep. 265 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,516 Spencer promised Socko he'd have it ready for his cousin's birthday. 266 00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:30,285 Which is tomorrow. So, gotta get her done. 267 00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:32,388 Ah! It's already 10:30! 268 00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:33,856 Where ya gotta be? 269 00:12:33,857 --> 00:12:36,324 I got a whole list of stuff I gotta do before the dance tonight! 270 00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:38,326 I gotta pick up my dress, get my nails done... 271 00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:40,696 Fingers and toes. 272 00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:42,669 Oh, and I gotta stop by Build-A-Bra. 273 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,153 - Carls... - I'll be back in a few! 274 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,402 Yeah, but before ya go... 275 00:12:46,403 --> 00:12:50,363 And then she left in her jammies. 276 00:12:51,641 --> 00:12:53,174 Carly's gone, right? 277 00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:55,095 Yeah. 278 00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,026 Gross! 279 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,784 Uh-huh! 280 00:12:58,785 --> 00:13:01,750 - Are you sick?! - I'm so sick. 281 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:03,652 I have a fever... 282 00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,487 And I'm sweaty... 283 00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:07,355 And I feel... 284 00:13:07,356 --> 00:13:10,776 My country 'tis of thee... 285 00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:16,264 - Why are you singing? - I don't know! 286 00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:18,567 I just... gah! 287 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:21,268 Get up, Spencer! 288 00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:23,238 I'm Spencer! 289 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,039 No! 290 00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:28,770 Dude, how are you gonna go to that Air Force dance 291 00:13:28,771 --> 00:13:30,412 tonight with Carly if you're that sick? 292 00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:31,647 I'll be fine. 293 00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:33,257 No way, I'm gonna call Carly and tell her... 294 00:13:33,258 --> 00:13:35,058 No! 295 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,552 She... 296 00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:38,887 She is so pumped about going to that dance. 297 00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:41,423 Do not let her know that I am sick. 298 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:44,092 And burning up with a fever. 299 00:13:44,093 --> 00:13:47,686 I'll just rest up, and by tonight I will be... 300 00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:50,223 Whoa I'm so hot... 301 00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:52,405 Oh, I am so hot! 302 00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:54,474 But by 7:00 tonight... 303 00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:55,951 Oh! 304 00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:59,748 Oh that cold air feels so nice. 305 00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:01,909 Oh yeah. 306 00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:06,414 I left in my jammies. 307 00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:08,041 Hey, hey, Carly, you're back! Carly's back! 308 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,685 She's in the room right now! 309 00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,653 Oh hi! 310 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:14,114 Hey everyone. 311 00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:15,891 Hi, Carly. 312 00:14:15,892 --> 00:14:18,652 I was just uh... 313 00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,764 Getting some tuna casserole outta the fridge. 314 00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:25,576 You're having tuna casserole for breakfast? 315 00:14:25,577 --> 00:14:27,318 It seems so. 316 00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:29,179 Yup! 317 00:14:36,445 --> 00:14:38,605 [ Music ] 318 00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:44,386 See! 319 00:14:44,387 --> 00:14:47,556 - "Get a head". - Oh, yeah. 320 00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:48,957 Hey. Can I help you guys? 321 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,351 You sure can. I'd like to get a rep... 322 00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:55,096 Whoa! Is that the new Sampson Gemini Max Pad? 323 00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:57,330 Yeah. My mom got it for me. 324 00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,571 Wow, she must hate you. 325 00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:04,591 Having some trouble fitting that in your pocket? 326 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:07,075 Mind your business! 327 00:15:07,076 --> 00:15:10,012 - So, what do you guys want? - I'd like to get a replica of my head. 328 00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,414 - Full dome clone? - Yes Sir. 329 00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:14,149 Cabeza duplicada! 330 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:15,984 Hey, I've always wondered. 331 00:15:15,985 --> 00:15:18,153 Why do you say stuff in Spanish? 332 00:15:18,154 --> 00:15:22,691 - See, I speak Spanish sometimes because... - Come on, I ain't got all day here. 333 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:26,695 You gonna pay by cash or a cre... hey! Hey you! 334 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:30,836 Keep it down in there, I'm working. 335 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:33,535 What kind of animal is that? 336 00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:35,537 Ah, it's a weasel. 337 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:38,006 Aw, well, I think he's adorable. 338 00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:40,533 Ah, he's a bum. Aren't ya? 339 00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,316 Aren't ya, ya bum ya. 340 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,552 Yo dude! 341 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,521 Go easy on the weazy. 342 00:15:45,522 --> 00:15:48,223 - What do you care? - I like animals. A'ight? 343 00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,468 - Gib... - I like animals! 344 00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,389 Okay! 345 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:55,764 Tell you what, I'm gonna see if I can buy a case for my new phone at that kiosk. 346 00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:58,099 - Good luck with that. - Late. 347 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:01,937 Okay, lie down on the counter and I'll jam your head in that thing. 348 00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:03,918 Right. 349 00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:08,684 I'm required by law to warn you... 350 00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:12,414 This machine could be dangerous... 351 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:16,084 And blah... blah... blah... blah. 352 00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:18,905 Okay. Here we go! 353 00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:20,214 Ha ha. 354 00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:21,890 Ha ha! 355 00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:23,358 It tickles. 356 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,226 Ha ha ha ha. 357 00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,687 I love this! 358 00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:36,303 Oh. 359 00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:39,139 Oh. 360 00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:42,737 Spencer?! 361 00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:45,948 Did ya get my medicine? 362 00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:46,982 Not yet. 363 00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:50,819 I was on my way to the drug store, but then I stopped off at Tubba Chicken. 364 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,320 Why'd ya stop there?! 365 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:55,441 For a tub of chicken. 366 00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:59,218 [ Cell phone ringing ] 367 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,931 Yes! 368 00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:05,272 Who is it? 369 00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:07,669 It's the guy at the motorcycle shop! 370 00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,006 - Hello? - Hey. 371 00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:11,587 Hey! Meekalito? 372 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:17,579 Listen, do you have a choke knob for a 1964 Sterling motorcycle? 373 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,480 What's he saying? 374 00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:22,168 He's just beginning to respond! 375 00:17:22,169 --> 00:17:23,502 Ya, I've got one. 376 00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,386 You have one?!? Oh! 377 00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:28,090 I swear, I think you're the only guy on Earth who has one! 378 00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:30,555 Dude, don't tell him that. You're gonna drive the price up! 379 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:31,893 Shh. 380 00:17:31,894 --> 00:17:34,162 I'm bargaining. 381 00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:40,063 Yeah, I need this motorcycle finished by tomorrow, so I'm basically desperate. 382 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:42,403 What?! 383 00:17:42,404 --> 00:17:44,472 Meekalito! 384 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:47,943 You know I can't pay two thousand dollars for a choke knob! 385 00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:53,844 You listen! You listen to me! Listen to me! Meekalito! Goodbye! 386 00:17:55,584 --> 00:17:59,244 - You get a good deal? - Ah! 387 00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,624 I don't really like this one. 388 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:08,063 Well, I think I have one other case that'll fit that gigantic phone. 389 00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:11,604 Can't you just say "large"? 390 00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:14,168 Here we go. 391 00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:18,273 They call that case The Side-Packer. 392 00:18:18,274 --> 00:18:19,889 But... 393 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,495 This is a purse. 394 00:18:21,496 --> 00:18:24,780 No, that's a Side-Packer. 395 00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:27,040 Uh, I dunno. 396 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,515 I mean... 397 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:31,219 Don't you think it looks kind of feminine? 398 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,620 Nah. 399 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:36,941 That case is perfect for your Max Pad. 400 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:48,203 Hey. 401 00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:49,304 What?! 402 00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:51,840 - Is this your shop? - Yeah. 403 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,676 I'm Meekalito. Whatcha want? 404 00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:57,443 Uh, I got an older Sterling motorcycle. 405 00:18:57,444 --> 00:19:00,448 A sixty four, that needs a new choke knob, you got one? 406 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:05,240 Yeah, I got a choke knob for a 1964 Sterling. 407 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,161 Yeah. 408 00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,425 Boom! Choke knob. 409 00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:13,061 '64 Sterling... motorcycle. 410 00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:16,062 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. 411 00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:18,898 Hey, what are those? 412 00:19:18,899 --> 00:19:20,202 Oh. 413 00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:23,143 These are my rocks. 414 00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:26,274 - Your rocks? - Yeah. 415 00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:31,880 I collect these rocks, and I paint them, and I glue rhinestones on them, 416 00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,581 and I sell them. 417 00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:35,549 How many ya sold so far? 418 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,985 None of them. 419 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,286 Ah. 420 00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:41,957 Well, I'll buy ten of your special rocks. 421 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,725 Shut up! 422 00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:46,228 - If... - If what?! 423 00:19:46,229 --> 00:19:48,663 - You sell me this choke knob... - Yeah?! 424 00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:49,886 For twenty bucks. 425 00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,933 Deal! Yeah, I'll make that deal with you right now! 426 00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:53,004 - Great! - Okay! 427 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:55,105 Awesome! 428 00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:58,106 - Here you go. - Okay! 429 00:19:58,107 --> 00:19:59,437 Now, tell me about the rocks. 430 00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:01,910 Oh, sure, sure! Okay... 431 00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:05,046 This one I made with red paint and purple paint. 432 00:20:05,047 --> 00:20:10,318 This one I made because this rock is the exact same shape as my wife. 433 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,274 Don't tell her I said that though. 434 00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:16,158 This one I made the same day that my first baby boy was born, 435 00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:19,339 back in two thousand... 436 00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:26,445 No one wants Meekalito's rocks. 437 00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:34,276 Okay! Your head has been fully scanned. 438 00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:35,889 Awesome! 439 00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:38,467 Hmm, never seen this happen before. 440 00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:40,854 - What's wrong? - This uh... 441 00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:44,155 Magnetic latch is jammed. 442 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,221 Well, do something. 443 00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,755 Hey, is Gibby all done? 444 00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:50,591 Hey Freddie, get me outta this thing! 445 00:20:50,592 --> 00:20:52,294 Hey, hey let him out! 446 00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:54,595 What, ya don't see me trying?! 447 00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:56,431 Yeah! But... 448 00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:59,201 Freddie! I didn't know you were shopping here. 449 00:20:59,202 --> 00:21:01,719 Mom, hi, listen I got a problem with Gibby... 450 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,939 Oh my gosh, we're wearing matching bags! 451 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,006 Please go. 452 00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:07,876 Lisa! Did you see my son's bag?! It's just like mine! 453 00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:10,312 Yeah! Only cuter and smaller! 454 00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:12,113 Go! 455 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:14,282 Ah! 456 00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:15,583 Shut up, weasel! 457 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:19,004 Don't yell at the weasel! 458 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:27,047 Oh man! 459 00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:30,048 A hundred and three. 460 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:40,756 - Look at you! - Heh heh heh. 461 00:21:41,377 --> 00:21:43,444 Who's all handsome in his fancy tuxedo? 462 00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,245 Me! 463 00:21:45,547 --> 00:21:47,249 Look, I even... 464 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:50,790 I even wore my fancy socks. 465 00:21:53,722 --> 00:21:55,490 You look so pretty. 466 00:21:55,491 --> 00:21:57,192 Aw, thanks. 467 00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:58,493 So ya ready to go dancing? 468 00:21:58,494 --> 00:21:59,527 Pfft. 469 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,229 You kidding me? 470 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:04,590 We are gonna dance the... 471 00:22:04,815 --> 00:22:07,869 We're gonna shake our... 472 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:10,305 - And dance the... - Spencer! 473 00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:13,546 Spencer what's wrong?!?! 474 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,893 Oh my God, you're sweating and... 475 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,581 And you have a crazy fever! 476 00:22:20,582 --> 00:22:22,062 Are we... 477 00:22:22,063 --> 00:22:25,003 Are we dancing yet? 478 00:22:34,008 --> 00:22:36,308 Aw, kid. It was just a dance. 479 00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:40,713 It was the last father-daughter Air Force dance I can ever go to. 480 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:44,543 And my dad couldn't take me, and then Spencer got sick and... 481 00:22:44,544 --> 00:22:49,037 Now I'm gonna spend my Saturday night sitting here in this super cute dress, 482 00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:54,459 all dolled up, licking lumpy cake batter off a spatula. 483 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:58,360 And we don't even have frosting. 484 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,211 You're a good friend. 485 00:23:12,212 --> 00:23:14,372 [ Music ] 486 00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:18,015 Ah! Get me out! Ah! 487 00:23:18,886 --> 00:23:20,286 What's up? 488 00:23:20,287 --> 00:23:21,754 Hey, where are you? 489 00:23:21,755 --> 00:23:23,556 I'm at the Mall, with Gibby. 490 00:23:23,557 --> 00:23:25,180 He was getting a new copy of his head made, 491 00:23:25,181 --> 00:23:28,460 but now his real head is stuck in the machine. 492 00:23:28,461 --> 00:23:29,696 Hilarious. 493 00:23:29,697 --> 00:23:31,964 But I gotta talk to you about something important. 494 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,166 What? 495 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,500 You wanna get back together? 496 00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:36,421 What? 497 00:23:36,603 --> 00:23:39,243 Wait... do you? 498 00:23:39,404 --> 00:23:42,224 Uh... I... just... 499 00:23:42,442 --> 00:23:44,782 What's up? 500 00:23:45,112 --> 00:23:47,880 Spencer's really sick. He can't take Carly to the dance. 501 00:23:47,881 --> 00:23:50,583 - Aw, poor Carls. - I know. Do something. 502 00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:53,786 Look, I'll see what I can come up with, but right... 503 00:23:53,787 --> 00:23:57,207 Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! 504 00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,468 Hey. 505 00:24:09,469 --> 00:24:10,669 Hey. 506 00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:11,971 How ya feeling? 507 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,372 Pretty good. 508 00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:15,541 I think my fever's going down. 509 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:20,346 And there's less green stuff coming outta me. 510 00:24:20,347 --> 00:24:21,848 Is Carly still upset? 511 00:24:21,849 --> 00:24:25,618 Yeah. She's up in her room, sucking down another can of frosting. 512 00:24:25,619 --> 00:24:27,887 - Poor kid. - But... 513 00:24:27,888 --> 00:24:31,517 I got something to show ya that'll perk your saggy butt right up. 514 00:24:31,518 --> 00:24:34,038 It's sagging? 515 00:24:35,129 --> 00:24:38,489 Duh duh duh duh duh duh! 516 00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:42,162 You finished the motorcycle? 517 00:24:42,163 --> 00:24:45,071 Yep! She's ready to ride! 518 00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:47,221 Oh look at the... 519 00:24:47,222 --> 00:24:49,776 Ah, you got the right choke knob! 520 00:24:49,777 --> 00:24:52,069 Momma gets it done. 521 00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:53,930 Woo! 522 00:24:54,614 --> 00:24:56,783 So when does Socko give it to his cousin? 523 00:24:56,784 --> 00:24:59,518 Uh... that would be never. 524 00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:03,379 - What do ya mean never? - Well, Socko called a little while ago. 525 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:08,106 He and his cousin got into a fight, and now he's not giving him the motorcycle. 526 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,405 So, we did all this work for nothing? 527 00:25:10,406 --> 00:25:15,146 Maybe! Maybe you should put the wrench down. 528 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,404 Well, what's Socko gonna do with it? 529 00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:19,806 He said I could have it. 530 00:25:19,807 --> 00:25:24,010 Wha... he just gave you the coolest motorcycle on the planet?! 531 00:25:24,011 --> 00:25:26,797 - For free?! - Mmm-hmm. 532 00:25:26,798 --> 00:25:29,882 But, I don't think I'm gonna keep it. 533 00:25:29,883 --> 00:25:33,186 - What, you're gonna sell it? - Nah. 534 00:25:33,187 --> 00:25:34,301 I think I'm gonna give it away. 535 00:25:34,302 --> 00:25:39,102 Wh...?! Are you insane? Give it away to who? 536 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,020 You. 537 00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:47,005 Wh...?! 538 00:25:52,806 --> 00:25:55,107 Why would you give it to me?! 539 00:25:55,108 --> 00:25:58,978 Because you're a great best friend to my little sister. 540 00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:01,214 And you've got a good heart. 541 00:26:01,215 --> 00:26:04,155 And you deserve it. 542 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:13,201 Well, come on! Don't cha wanna try it out? 543 00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:16,262 No, no, no don't... don't... not... no! 544 00:26:16,263 --> 00:26:18,437 Not in the house! 545 00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:19,648 [ Engine revving ] 546 00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:22,169 - Yeah! - No! 547 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:25,230 [ Music ] 548 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,611 - You feeling better Gib? - Yeah. 549 00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:32,212 Yeah, who's ugly and stupid? 550 00:26:32,316 --> 00:26:36,148 Hey! Why ya gotta be so mean to your weasel? 551 00:26:36,149 --> 00:26:39,097 Just give Gibby his head, all right? 552 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,858 Here's the head. 553 00:26:43,757 --> 00:26:46,492 And listen, I'm not gonna charge ya nothing for it. 554 00:26:46,493 --> 00:26:49,428 Or for you breaking my machine. 555 00:26:49,429 --> 00:26:52,098 Your machine almost broke me! 556 00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:55,935 I know, I know, so, let's just forget about it, all right? 557 00:26:55,936 --> 00:26:58,758 Then give me your weasel. 558 00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:00,306 Why? 559 00:27:00,307 --> 00:27:03,123 Because that guy's mean to him. 560 00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:04,911 You want the weasel? 561 00:27:04,912 --> 00:27:06,621 Take it. 562 00:27:06,622 --> 00:27:09,562 I will take... him. 563 00:27:09,749 --> 00:27:12,749 Now he's my weasel. 564 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,997 Oh, that's right. 565 00:27:14,998 --> 00:27:17,873 I'm your new daddy. 566 00:27:17,874 --> 00:27:19,965 Hey, wait a sec. 567 00:27:19,966 --> 00:27:21,049 What's up? 568 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,852 Carly's really upset about that father-daughter dance. 569 00:27:23,853 --> 00:27:27,288 - I thought she went with Spencer. - Nah, he got sick. 570 00:27:27,289 --> 00:27:30,084 We gotta do something to cheer her up. 571 00:27:30,085 --> 00:27:33,625 I could show her my weasel. 572 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,878 [ Music ] 573 00:27:40,435 --> 00:27:42,295 Hey! 574 00:27:42,738 --> 00:27:44,305 Where've you been? 575 00:27:44,306 --> 00:27:47,541 I took my new motorcycle for a little test run! 576 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,444 Dude, that thing's a rocket on wheels! 577 00:27:50,445 --> 00:27:52,905 Yay for Sam. 578 00:27:53,816 --> 00:27:58,513 Dude, you gotta quit crying. It was just a dance. 579 00:27:58,514 --> 00:28:01,034 I'll get it. 580 00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:03,441 Stop crying! 581 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,649 Nice. 582 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,108 Ahem. 583 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,735 Uh, Carly... 584 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:20,196 I believe some boys are here to take you to a dance. 585 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:21,609 Miss Shay... 586 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:25,450 May we escort you to the dance? 587 00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:32,892 Way to go. 588 00:28:33,106 --> 00:28:35,926 Wha... what the... 589 00:28:36,859 --> 00:28:38,419 Carly? What's wrong? 590 00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:40,838 We were expecting a more enthusiastic reaction. 591 00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:43,063 I'm sorry. I'm just... 592 00:28:43,064 --> 00:28:45,519 I dunno, it's hard to explain. 593 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,700 I'm just really upset. 594 00:28:51,406 --> 00:28:54,826 You got anything to drink? 595 00:28:55,845 --> 00:28:59,025 I'll check the fridge. 596 00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:14,154 Look, you guys, I so appreciate you going to all this trouble for me, but... 597 00:29:14,155 --> 00:29:17,298 The dance was supposed to be a father-daughter thing. 598 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:20,806 I was okay with Spencer taking me but... 599 00:29:20,807 --> 00:29:24,405 Even if I went with Spencer, it's just not the same. 600 00:29:24,406 --> 00:29:26,386 And... 601 00:29:26,775 --> 00:29:30,144 Now I just want this night to be over. 602 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:33,314 I don't wanna go to that dance with anyone. 603 00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:35,775 Not even me? 604 00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:48,033 - Dad! - Hey, snug bug. 605 00:29:48,597 --> 00:29:50,937 Oh my God. 606 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,308 How great is that? 607 00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:57,729 So Spencer's not her dad. 608 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,364 You guys, it's my dad! 609 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:03,844 - That is clear. - Yeah, now. 610 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,274 How ya doing, Sam? 611 00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:06,980 Doing great, Colonel Shay. 612 00:30:06,981 --> 00:30:08,783 - Freddie, right? - Yes Sir. 613 00:30:08,784 --> 00:30:11,085 And you're... 614 00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:13,306 "Gibbehh". 615 00:30:14,127 --> 00:30:17,058 Whoa, he knows my schtick! 616 00:30:17,059 --> 00:30:20,194 Hey, I heard Carly scream, what's going on down... 617 00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:21,896 Daddy?!?! 618 00:30:21,897 --> 00:30:23,697 Ah! 619 00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:26,534 - All right. All right. - I miss you, daddy! 620 00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:28,995 Put me down. 621 00:30:31,357 --> 00:30:33,941 Hey listen, I would love to hug you all. 622 00:30:33,942 --> 00:30:39,213 But I have to take an incredibly beautiful girl to a very special dance. 623 00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:42,394 He's talking about me! 624 00:30:42,787 --> 00:30:45,416 - Shall we? - Yeah, I just need my purse. 625 00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:48,000 Oh, I think Freddie's got it right there. 626 00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:50,286 This is a phone case! 627 00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:52,447 [ Music ] 628 00:30:58,127 --> 00:30:59,861 [ Music ] 629 00:30:59,862 --> 00:31:00,996 Stand up. 630 00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:02,864 - Party! - Yeah. 631 00:31:02,865 --> 00:31:05,685 - Woo! - Woo hoo! 632 00:31:06,503 --> 00:31:10,872 Hey hey, look who's back from the dance! 633 00:31:10,873 --> 00:31:12,074 What is this? 634 00:31:12,075 --> 00:31:16,635 This is a crazy hat Spaghetti Taco party! 635 00:31:18,113 --> 00:31:21,261 Hey! Colonel Shay, it's an honor to meet you. 636 00:31:21,262 --> 00:31:23,686 I'm T-Bo, friend of Carly and Spencer's. 637 00:31:23,687 --> 00:31:25,144 Good to meet you, T-Bo. 638 00:31:25,145 --> 00:31:27,405 T-Bo lives across the hall with Freddie and his mother. 639 00:31:27,406 --> 00:31:30,626 Oh. So are you dating Freddie's mother? 640 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,907 [ Choking ] 641 00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:38,033 So... 642 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,968 Colonel dad's in town! What's the plan? 643 00:31:39,969 --> 00:31:43,022 Yeah! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? 644 00:31:43,023 --> 00:31:45,388 Well, we need to take family pictures together, and we gotta 645 00:31:45,389 --> 00:31:46,875 - go to that miniature golf place... - Baby... 646 00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:48,319 Ooh, Spencer and I've been talking about getting a puppy, 647 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,349 so maybe we could drive down together... 648 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:51,980 - Carly, I... - Yeah? 649 00:31:51,981 --> 00:31:54,981 I'm leaving tonight. 650 00:31:56,553 --> 00:31:57,940 Wow. 651 00:31:57,941 --> 00:32:01,342 Way to bring us all down. 652 00:32:01,343 --> 00:32:04,059 But, you can't leave tonight. 653 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,389 I'm sorry. 654 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:09,037 They need me back at the base in Italy tomorrow. 655 00:32:09,038 --> 00:32:13,898 But, but that's not fair, you just got here. 656 00:32:14,337 --> 00:32:16,438 Come on. 657 00:32:16,439 --> 00:32:18,286 This is supposed to be a happy night. 658 00:32:18,287 --> 00:32:23,646 But, I just wanted more time, ya know, to have fun with you. 659 00:32:23,647 --> 00:32:26,527 Then come with me. 660 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,585 What? What are you talking about? 661 00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:33,594 My Air Force base is right outside Florence, beautiful little town. 662 00:32:33,595 --> 00:32:36,825 Lots of the other officers have their kids living with them right on the base. 663 00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:38,698 - There's a school. You can do... - This is crazy. 664 00:32:38,699 --> 00:32:39,762 Why? Why is it crazy? 665 00:32:39,763 --> 00:32:41,530 Because! I... 666 00:32:41,531 --> 00:32:43,064 I can't leave my friends. 667 00:32:43,065 --> 00:32:44,366 He's your dad. 668 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:46,163 Yeah, yeah. Living in Italy? 669 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:48,103 Italian smoothies. 670 00:32:48,104 --> 00:32:49,565 I bet they use that Gelato. 671 00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:53,106 - Oh yeah. - Gelato's good. 672 00:32:53,276 --> 00:32:54,810 Sam? 673 00:32:54,811 --> 00:32:56,978 Oh, dude... 674 00:32:56,979 --> 00:33:00,461 If my dad asked me to spend some time with him in Italy, I'd say... 675 00:33:00,462 --> 00:33:05,382 Well, first I'd say, "oh, so you're my dad". 676 00:33:07,324 --> 00:33:09,658 And then I'd go. 677 00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:10,927 But... 678 00:33:10,928 --> 00:33:14,048 But what about iCarly? 679 00:33:15,444 --> 00:33:20,664 The Internet will still be here when you get back. 680 00:33:22,505 --> 00:33:25,265 But what about... 681 00:33:27,944 --> 00:33:30,148 Go to Italy. 682 00:33:30,149 --> 00:33:32,609 Go with dad. 683 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:36,017 Lots a handsome guys your age in Italy. 684 00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:37,753 I'm going to Italy! 685 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,287 Yay! 686 00:33:39,288 --> 00:33:41,957 Wait wait wait wait wait! We leave in...? 687 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:45,978 Uh, four hours, fifty-five minutes. 688 00:33:46,363 --> 00:33:47,696 Whatcha thinking? 689 00:33:47,697 --> 00:33:49,231 That we have enough time. 690 00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:50,799 For what? 691 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,340 In five, four, three, two... 692 00:33:55,071 --> 00:33:56,497 - I'm Carly... - I'm Sam... 693 00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:59,575 - And this is a very special... - And I'm Freddie. 694 00:33:59,576 --> 00:34:01,309 Yeah, that's right. 695 00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:04,000 I interrupted and introduced myself. 696 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:07,901 What are they gonna do, fire me? 697 00:34:07,984 --> 00:34:09,685 And this is a very special... 698 00:34:09,686 --> 00:34:11,210 - Spontaneous... - Surprise... 699 00:34:11,211 --> 00:34:12,495 iCarly Webcast. 700 00:34:12,496 --> 00:34:15,023 - Woo! - Yay. Woo! 701 00:34:15,024 --> 00:34:17,359 Now, if you're wondering why we're doing the show so late at night... 702 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,061 It's because you need to meet our very special guest... 703 00:34:20,062 --> 00:34:23,164 Colonel Steven Shay of The United States Air Force! 704 00:34:23,165 --> 00:34:25,925 - My dad! - Woo! 705 00:34:27,604 --> 00:34:28,837 And now... 706 00:34:28,838 --> 00:34:31,138 Baby Spencer! 707 00:34:31,139 --> 00:34:33,359 Yay! Yay! 708 00:34:33,776 --> 00:34:35,365 That's me! 709 00:34:35,366 --> 00:34:37,886 Oh, hi daddy! 710 00:34:39,248 --> 00:34:43,028 Oh my God, this freaks me out. 711 00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:46,388 Ya know, I paid to put this kid through law school. 712 00:34:46,389 --> 00:34:49,149 Um... about that? 713 00:34:49,859 --> 00:34:50,828 Yes? 714 00:34:50,829 --> 00:34:53,289 Well... mm... 715 00:34:53,349 --> 00:34:56,352 It's possible that... 716 00:34:56,353 --> 00:34:58,867 I dropped out of law school. 717 00:34:58,868 --> 00:35:01,628 Ha ha ha ha ha! 718 00:35:01,805 --> 00:35:03,906 He's kidding, right? 719 00:35:03,907 --> 00:35:05,507 Tell me he's kidding. 720 00:35:05,508 --> 00:35:07,242 Uh-oh! 721 00:35:07,243 --> 00:35:08,890 And now it's time for... 722 00:35:08,891 --> 00:35:10,787 The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl who thought 723 00:35:10,788 --> 00:35:14,988 the cowboy's mustache was a squirrel! 724 00:35:15,251 --> 00:35:18,163 Kootchykootchy-coooooooo. 725 00:35:18,164 --> 00:35:20,689 What in blazes are ya doing?! 726 00:35:20,690 --> 00:35:24,025 I'm tickling your squirrel. 727 00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:25,126 Dang it! 728 00:35:25,127 --> 00:35:27,849 I already done told ya a billion times! 729 00:35:27,850 --> 00:35:30,430 Tell me again. 730 00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:35,838 Will you tell this idgit this ain't no squirrel?! 731 00:35:35,839 --> 00:35:38,719 That's a squirrel. 732 00:35:47,283 --> 00:35:48,517 This isn't really a freeze frame. 733 00:35:48,518 --> 00:35:50,318 We're just pretending. 734 00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:52,599 And scene. 735 00:35:54,691 --> 00:35:58,159 And, that's all the comedy for this iCarly. 736 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,295 We, uh... 737 00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:02,598 We have something to tell ya. 738 00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:04,800 Now, this isn't goodbye. 739 00:36:04,801 --> 00:36:06,509 No. It's not. 740 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:09,420 But iCarly's gonna be taking a break. 741 00:36:09,421 --> 00:36:12,030 Carly's going to Italy to live with her dad for a while. 742 00:36:12,031 --> 00:36:13,831 Oh. 743 00:36:16,479 --> 00:36:18,013 Listen... 744 00:36:18,014 --> 00:36:21,984 Doing iCarly for you guys, has meant so so much to me. 745 00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:25,405 And it's changed my life. 746 00:36:26,389 --> 00:36:28,289 It's kept me out of prison. 747 00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:31,110 Most of the time. 748 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:34,807 Show's been a lot of fun. 749 00:36:35,121 --> 00:36:37,341 And um... 750 00:36:38,357 --> 00:36:39,429 I wanna say... 751 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:42,967 To the fans of iCarly thank you. 752 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:48,677 Without you guys, we'd just be a couple of idiots with a camera in an attic. 753 00:36:48,678 --> 00:36:52,338 - Which we are. - Well, yeah. 754 00:36:52,782 --> 00:36:54,683 So, 'til we see you again... 755 00:36:54,684 --> 00:36:56,833 Keep your sock full a butter. 756 00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:58,948 - And if you're attacked by a moose... - Make sure you scream... 757 00:36:58,949 --> 00:37:01,153 Oh my God, I'm being attacked by a moose! 758 00:37:01,154 --> 00:37:02,415 He's eating us! 759 00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:04,216 Ah! 760 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,143 I'm Carly... 761 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,299 I'm Sam... 762 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,652 And this has been... 763 00:37:12,653 --> 00:37:14,693 iCarly. 764 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:25,410 - I'm gonna miss you. - Don't. 765 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:29,071 - What? - Don't make me cry. 766 00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:46,834 Thanks for taking care of me. 767 00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:48,923 Come on... 768 00:37:48,924 --> 00:37:52,885 We both know I'm a big, tall, goofy man-child. 769 00:37:52,886 --> 00:37:54,643 You took care of yourself. 770 00:37:54,644 --> 00:37:58,424 Yeah, maybe in some ways but... 771 00:37:59,846 --> 00:38:03,245 You've always made me laugh... 772 00:38:03,246 --> 00:38:05,946 And feel safe... 773 00:38:07,363 --> 00:38:13,263 And shown me that being a grownup doesn't mean you have to stop being silly... 774 00:38:13,395 --> 00:38:15,675 Creative... 775 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,621 And fun. 776 00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:25,270 Well, now ya made me cry. 777 00:38:29,979 --> 00:38:32,379 I love you. 778 00:38:32,548 --> 00:38:35,608 I love you too, kid. 779 00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:46,327 Hi. 780 00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:49,865 Oh hey, how goes it? 781 00:38:49,866 --> 00:38:52,300 I'm leaving in a few minutes. 782 00:38:52,301 --> 00:38:53,635 Yeah, I know. 783 00:38:53,636 --> 00:38:58,206 Better not be late or your dad's gonna be wazzed off. 784 00:38:58,207 --> 00:39:02,610 Ya know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight. 785 00:39:02,611 --> 00:39:05,213 Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start. 786 00:39:05,214 --> 00:39:07,149 Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research 787 00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:10,192 on the proper care and feeding of weasels so... 788 00:39:10,193 --> 00:39:12,244 I figure the sooner I get all this equipment out of here, 789 00:39:12,245 --> 00:39:16,145 the sooner I can take it down... 790 00:39:30,773 --> 00:39:32,774 So, I'm gonna get my bags and head downstairs. 791 00:39:32,775 --> 00:39:34,409 Why don't I help you with those bags? 792 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:37,530 Yeah, that'd be nice. 793 00:39:44,386 --> 00:39:46,054 Oh, here they are. 794 00:39:46,055 --> 00:39:46,810 Sorry. 795 00:39:46,811 --> 00:39:51,011 Oh, no worries, we're right on time. 796 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:54,495 Okay, I'll, uh, take these bags down and put 'em in the car. 797 00:39:54,496 --> 00:39:57,032 I figure you wanna say some good-byes before we go. 798 00:39:57,033 --> 00:39:59,433 Thanks, dad. 799 00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:03,038 You would a been a great lawyer. 800 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:06,474 I would a been the worst lawyer. 801 00:40:06,475 --> 00:40:08,575 I know. 802 00:40:12,681 --> 00:40:15,921 Just keep sending money. 803 00:40:16,853 --> 00:40:18,353 See you all soon. 804 00:40:18,354 --> 00:40:19,788 - Bye. - See ya. 805 00:40:19,789 --> 00:40:22,877 - See ya in a second. - Okay. 806 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:26,974 - Bye Spencer. - Bye, dad. Take care. 807 00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:31,175 Wow! Your dad is a good looking man. 808 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:37,991 Goodbye, you guys. 809 00:40:40,209 --> 00:40:42,489 Aw, Gibby! 810 00:40:42,965 --> 00:40:44,445 Come on. 811 00:40:44,446 --> 00:40:46,148 Don't cry. 812 00:40:46,149 --> 00:40:48,689 One more for the road? 813 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,790 Gibbehh. 814 00:40:57,660 --> 00:41:00,960 I'll ride down with ya. 815 00:41:26,455 --> 00:41:28,089 I love you guys. 816 00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:32,230 - Love you too. - Love ya too, kid. 817 00:41:47,150 --> 00:41:51,110 Why don't you take this with ya? 818 00:41:51,353 --> 00:41:53,785 Ya just push a button... 819 00:41:53,786 --> 00:41:56,424 If you ever need a laugh... 820 00:41:56,425 --> 00:41:58,525 Cheer... 821 00:41:58,527 --> 00:42:00,987 Random dance. 822 00:42:05,568 --> 00:42:07,728 Aw, Sam. 823 00:42:13,776 --> 00:42:14,676 Hey! 824 00:42:14,677 --> 00:42:18,937 - Who stopped the elevat... - Get out! 825 00:42:22,985 --> 00:42:24,568 Attention passengers. 826 00:42:24,569 --> 00:42:27,402 It looks like we're going to be taking off in about twenty-five minutes. 827 00:42:27,403 --> 00:42:30,426 Until we close the doors, please feel free to continue using 828 00:42:30,427 --> 00:42:32,861 all approved electronic devices. 829 00:42:32,862 --> 00:42:37,099 Aloft Airlines welcomes you aboard our non-stop flight from Seattle to Florence. 830 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:40,802 Our approximate flight time will be 11 hours and 31 minutes. 831 00:42:40,803 --> 00:42:44,806 Please enjoy our complimentary Wi-Fi during the course of the flight. 832 00:42:44,807 --> 00:42:47,308 Evening everyone. This is your pilot speaking... 833 00:42:47,309 --> 00:42:49,244 Hey there people of Earth! 834 00:42:49,245 --> 00:42:53,212 I'm Carly Shay, and this is our very first Webcast of a little show we call... 835 00:42:53,213 --> 00:42:55,253 iCarly! 836 00:43:04,827 --> 00:43:09,397 And um, you're gonna need a technical producer, right? 837 00:43:09,398 --> 00:43:14,378 To set up the lights, audio, work the camera... 838 00:43:22,245 --> 00:43:24,231 - So listen, I need a favor. - Shoot. 839 00:43:24,232 --> 00:43:25,747 Would you let me borrow your video camera? 840 00:43:25,748 --> 00:43:26,951 I can't. 841 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:29,112 Why not? 842 00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:35,488 I made it into a squirrel. 843 00:43:54,777 --> 00:43:57,245 Would it mean I have to do, like, work and stuff? 844 00:43:57,246 --> 00:43:59,717 Well, if you're gonna do a show you gotta prepare for it. 845 00:43:59,718 --> 00:44:05,618 You do the work. I'll just show up and be your amusing little side-kick. 846 00:44:05,988 --> 00:44:07,956 Once upon a time there was a Carly. 847 00:44:07,957 --> 00:44:09,791 Who met a wandering freak named Sam. 848 00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:12,432 Fun with bacon! 849 00:44:13,629 --> 00:44:16,209 Random dancing! 850 00:44:16,665 --> 00:44:17,632 - Now look down. - Back up. 851 00:44:17,633 --> 00:44:19,167 - Look out your window. - Think about cheese. 852 00:44:19,168 --> 00:44:21,669 Gibby parmesan! 853 00:44:21,670 --> 00:44:22,603 I'm Carly. 854 00:44:22,604 --> 00:44:24,138 I'm Sam. 855 00:44:24,139 --> 00:44:26,346 Yo, yo, yo! 856 00:44:26,347 --> 00:44:28,718 Roasted weenies! 857 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,028 Gibbehh! 858 00:44:30,029 --> 00:44:31,314 Ah! 859 00:44:31,315 --> 00:44:33,281 Ooh wee! 860 00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:36,475 Fleeben, flarben, oksha, dooshka, varben? 861 00:44:36,476 --> 00:44:38,160 Ooh wee! 862 00:44:38,161 --> 00:44:39,251 Eggs! 863 00:44:39,252 --> 00:44:40,395 Floss my toes! 864 00:44:40,396 --> 00:44:41,501 Ah! 865 00:44:41,502 --> 00:44:43,302 Ah! 866 00:44:44,845 --> 00:44:46,668 Baggles! 867 00:44:46,669 --> 00:44:47,602 I'm a snowman! 868 00:44:47,603 --> 00:44:48,611 What?!? 869 00:44:48,612 --> 00:44:50,012 The Blowing. 870 00:44:50,013 --> 00:44:51,796 Kelly Cooper. 871 00:44:51,797 --> 00:44:53,097 Terrible movie. 872 00:44:53,098 --> 00:44:54,958 Wah! 873 00:44:54,982 --> 00:44:57,142 Oh yeah! 874 00:44:58,191 --> 00:44:59,795 Ah! 875 00:44:59,796 --> 00:45:01,539 Ah! 876 00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:03,641 And this has been... 877 00:45:03,642 --> 00:45:05,682 iCarly. 878 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,540 And... we're clear. 879 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:37,442 880 00:45:37,492 --> 00:45:42,042 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59694

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