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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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And this one makes 11...
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And 12. I think that's it.
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Welp, there ya have it.
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One adult diaper can hold...
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This comedy segment was brought to
you by The Seattle Apple Council.
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And by Pooply's Adult Diapers.
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Yeah, we went there.
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Okay, next...
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We wanna show you a little cartoon
sent into us by a fan of iCarly.
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This guy made a cartoon of me, Carly,
and Freddie as five year old kids.
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So, if you ever wondered what we might
have been like when we were five...
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In cartoon form...
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With gigantic heads...
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Then aim your eyeballs at...
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Woo!
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[ Knocking ]
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Carly! Hey, Carly!
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It's Sam! I'm hungry!
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Carly! I need food!
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The fridge is empty!
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- Sam!
- What, Freddie?
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Did you break Carly's door?
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No, it was like that when I got here.
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Why is the fridge empty?
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Because the electricity went out
last night and all the food spoiled,
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so Spencer threw it out.
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So what am I supposed to eat?
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Well, you could order a pizza.
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Or there's a Chinese place that
delivers, but I'm not sure...
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Ah!
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What happened?
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Carly! Sam bit my hand off
and then she swallowed it.
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- Sam!
- He said I could!
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Did not!
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Oh, I'll never applaud again.
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Come here, Sam!
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One...
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Two...
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Three!
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- Yay, my hand!
- Well, now I'm hungry again!
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Here, give me your wrist, and
I'll glue your hand back on!
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- There!
- Wow! Thanks, Carly!
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I was worried there for a minute,
but now my hand feels as good as...
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Wah!
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Sam!
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[ Burps ]
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[ Music ]
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- Yeah!
- Bitty Big Heads!
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Good toon.
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For the record, when I was five,
my head was not that large.
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And now, we'd like to say a word about...
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[ Drum rolls ]
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So, why are we talking
about Spaghetti Tacos?
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- Because Freddie's mother...
- A terrible woman...
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Came over here a couple of weeks ago...
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And said, "why don't you make
Vegetarian Spaghetti Tacos?"
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For the record, my mother
does not speak that way.
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- So...
- To shut Mrs. Benson up...
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Last week on iCarly dot com,
we ran a little contest
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to see who could come up with the best
recipe for Vegetarian Spaghetti Tacos.
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And the winner is...
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Mmm.
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Okay, that looks nothing
like a Spaghetti Taco.
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No, it doesn't.
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- But hey, I'd eat that.
- I'd eat it twice.
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- Okay, that's our show.
- Gotta go.
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- Later.
- Bye.
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Too close.
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And we're clear.
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Okay, out.
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Come on, shoo!
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Get outta here!
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Uh, hey... where's my laptop?
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I dunno.
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Did you sell it, and use
the money to buy meat?
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I'm not kidding around. My laptop's gone.
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- Man, this is Jank!
- Okay, okay calm down.
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I can't! That laptop's the
only nice thing I got!
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It was a Bat Mitzvah gift
from my grandmother!
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You're not even Jewish.
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You tell my grandma that
and I'll break you.
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Shalom!
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In 5...
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4...
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3...
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2...
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I know you see.
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Somehow the world
will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're
gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance
unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter
side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give me your best and
leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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(Leave it all to me).
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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[ Music ]
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- Sam...
- Sam...
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- Sam...
- Sam...
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Sam...
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Sam...
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- Why would your laptop be in there...
- Sam!
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- Sam!
- Oh what?!
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I know you wanna find your laptop, but
you're kind of destroying my home.
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I'll clean all this up.
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You see, I know that's not true.
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Sam.
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Hey guys. I watched iCarly ton...
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Oh my gah!
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Spencer!
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I can't find it anywhere!
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I'm gonna go check Freddie's place.
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No no no wait... Sam, my door's locked!
Just take my key!
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Don't break my door...
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Ah! What the yuck!?
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Now I gotta call the door guy.
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What did she throw at my beautiful face?!
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Uh, this.
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Your Spud Monkey lunch box.
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Aw man, she better not
have dented Spud Monkey!
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This was my lunch box all during
fourth and fifth grade...
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Oh man, no way!
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No way, no way, no way!
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My tickets from Funk E Fester's!
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Aw, I used to love going to Funk
E Fester's when I was a kid.
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Yeah, for the pizza and weiner nuggets.
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So?
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I was a gamer!
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I won these tickets at Funk
E Fester's game-a-torium,
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during the summer when I was ten years old!
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How come you never traded
in the tickets for a prize?
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Because I was saving 'em up to
win the biggest prize they had.
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- Which was?
- Murray the Magic Dolphin!
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He was like this big and
I wanted him so bad.
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But I couldn't remember
where I hid the tickets!
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'Til now!
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Where are you going?!
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To Funk E Fester's to get my Magic Dolphin!
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Spencer!
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Yeah!
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My laptop's not at Freddie's
place either! It's gone!
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Did you tear my apartment to pieces?!
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- Yes, and your mother!
- What?!
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You might wanna get over there
with some band-aids and a mop.
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- Oh man!
- Freddie!
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Mom!
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Will you come with me to the
smoothie to look for my laptop?!
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Yeah, sure. Just lemme go to the
bathroom real quick, wash my face...
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No, no, Sam, Sam, you
don't have to carry me.
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Sam! No, put me down!
Put me down, Sam! Ow, my head!
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[ Music ]
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Listen up people!
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I had a red Pearbook laptop in here
yesterday, and I wanna know where it is!
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All right, in ten seconds I'm
gonna start breaking heads!
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One...
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Let's get out of here!
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Two...
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Three...
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What in the...
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Hey! Puckett!
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Get down off that table right now!
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Off it!
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What's the matter with you?!
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Harassing people...
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Tearing up my Smootherie...
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Sorry T-Bo.
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She lost her laptop.
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It was stolen! Someone horked it!
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Don't you say "horked" in here!
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Okay, it's all over!
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Everybody gets one percent
off a bag of chips!
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Okay, you're way too worked up about this.
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I... I can't help it!
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It's just that laptop was the
best thing I ever had...
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That I didn't eat.
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Well, you had all your data backed
up on an external hard drive, right?
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Yeah, sure Freddie, like
people really do that.
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You didn't back anything
up on that cloud thing?
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No one knows how to use that cloud thing!
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Hey, I think we might be
able to use Pear Mobile...
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To find my laptop?!
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Well, I'm not sure we can find it...
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But, if you give me the serial number,
I can access your laptop's camera.
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And then we could see
whoever stole her laptop?
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Yeah, should be able to...
if they're using it.
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Do you think you can find
the serial number...
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I'll find it!
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Aah!
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[ Music ]
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Well. Hello...
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Todd.
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Can I help you?
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Yup! I'd like to have...
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That large, Magic Dolphin, please.
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You need a thousand game
points to win that.
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Well, take a look inside
my Spud Monkey lunch box.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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These tickets are fifteen years old.
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- So?!
- So we don't use 'em anymore.
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We use electronic points now.
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But, I won these tickets here!
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They're worth almost a
thousand game points!
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They're worth nothing!
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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I'll just go in that game room right now
and win another thousand game points!
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Hey! Spud Monkey!
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No adults allowed in the
game room without a kid.
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But I don't have a kid!
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I'm not even dating anyone!
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No surprise there.
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- W'jah...
- Get out! Out!
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- You can't...
- Ah!
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Ah!
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[ Music ]
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I wonder what Gibby's doing
upstairs with Guppy.
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I think playing a game or something.
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So, you really think you're gonna be
able to turn on Sam's laptop camera?
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Yeah, if she can find the
serial number in her files.
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Pfft. Sam doesn't have files.
She has piles.
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I have had it. Had it!
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What's your problem?
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Guppy. I hate babysitting.
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Oh, come on Guppy's adorable.
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No, he's not. I've had it
down to there with that kid!
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- What's Guppy doing upstairs?
- Ah, we're playing hide and go seek.
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- So he's hiding?
- Yeah.
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I'll seek in a few hours.
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I got it! Right here baby!
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- You found the serial number?
- Shore did.
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H'yah.
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You wrote your laptop's serial
number down on a marshmallow?
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I didn't have paper.
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Now just do your tech-nerd-thing, would ya?
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- Activate her laptop camera.
- All right, all right...
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Hey.
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Could you guys keep it down in here?
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I'm depressed.
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Oh, Spencer.
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Don't you think you're kinda overreacting
to this whole Funk E Fester's thing?
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No!
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They won't take my tickets
and they refuse to let me
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play any games there unless I
have a little kid with me!
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Well, maybe you don't need
a giant Magic Dolphin.
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Yes, I do, too!
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It's not fair that...
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What is that?
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Dang it!
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Ah!
259
00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:03,274
Open this box! Lemme out of here!
260
00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:08,033
It's hot in this box!
261
00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:11,125
Well, I didn't tell you
to hide in there, did I?
262
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:13,046
Okay.
263
00:12:13,228 --> 00:12:15,163
You're the worst babysitter ever!
264
00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:17,948
Well I'm all you got, aren't I?
265
00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:19,056
Wait!
266
00:12:19,057 --> 00:12:21,771
Guppy, you wanna come hang with
me for the rest of the day?
267
00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:24,638
- I don't care.
- Good, come on!
268
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,174
Happy Birthday!
269
00:12:26,175 --> 00:12:28,216
It's no one's birthday!
270
00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:31,063
You're such a downer!
271
00:12:31,064 --> 00:12:32,984
Yeah!
272
00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:36,150
Ya know, you could be nicer to Guppy.
273
00:12:36,151 --> 00:12:39,396
Hey, you have no idea
what a pain he can be.
274
00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:42,779
Last night I caught him
marking his territory!
275
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,629
Hey! Hey hey hey, I got it!
276
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,629
- You found Sam's laptop?!
- Oh, where is it?!
277
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,712
Hang on... I'm turning on the
laptop's camera right now.
278
00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:50,698
- Oh, this is so exciting!
- It really is.
279
00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:53,101
Just show me the wazz bag
who stole my laptop.
280
00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:55,622
Here we go...
281
00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:01,901
There's your wazz bag.
282
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:05,619
That old lady stole your laptop?
283
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:09,460
I'm gonna juice that old prune.
284
00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:14,613
[ Music ]
285
00:13:16,515 --> 00:13:19,051
I'm on the computer right now...
286
00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:22,472
And I can see, it says...
287
00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:23,723
Oh, oh, oh.
288
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:26,355
I can buy thirty large sponges,
289
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:29,061
for just seven ninety-nine.
290
00:13:29,062 --> 00:13:30,863
Oh my gosh, can you believe this?!
291
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:33,259
No. They can't be quality sponges.
292
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,667
[ Bell dings ]
293
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:36,802
Hi!
294
00:13:36,803 --> 00:13:39,234
Hey! What's that for?
295
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,269
Writing down clues.
296
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:45,904
See, we keep watching that lady, and every
time she says anything about where she is.
297
00:13:45,905 --> 00:13:48,713
We write it down on this
board, then eventually...
298
00:13:48,714 --> 00:13:51,414
You'll shut up?
299
00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:56,365
Eventually, we'll have enough clues
to figure out where she lives.
300
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:57,923
Hey.
301
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,524
I'm steaming some artichokes.
302
00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:03,862
How do you guys like yours cooked?
303
00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:06,165
Soft? Firm?
304
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,934
Ya like a firm artichoke?
305
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,069
Yeah, ya like 'em rubbed with garlic?
306
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:14,039
We don't care what you
rub the artichokes with!
307
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,080
I see.
308
00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:21,546
Hey shh, listen...
309
00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:24,046
No no, you can't come over here right now.
310
00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,654
There's a big fire on the corner,
311
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:28,131
and they've blocked off
all of Marshall Square.
312
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,136
Marshall Square!
313
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:32,490
Okay, we know that thief is
somewhere near Marshall Square!
314
00:14:32,491 --> 00:14:33,866
Our first clue.
315
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:35,727
Yes.
316
00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:38,622
Hey...
317
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,934
Why are you rubbing that
artichoke with your shoe?
318
00:14:41,935 --> 00:14:45,715
Oh. I thought you didn't care.
319
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,729
[ Music ]
320
00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:55,031
Hello... Todd.
321
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,850
I told you, Spud Monkey...
322
00:14:57,851 --> 00:15:00,618
You can't enter the game room
unless you're with a kid.
323
00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:01,786
Oh!
324
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:06,424
Well, then it's a good
thing I brought this...
325
00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:08,345
This!
326
00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,474
Guppy!
327
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,564
Happy Birthday!
328
00:15:12,565 --> 00:15:14,785
Aw, jeez.
329
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:17,975
I had him wait outside so he
could make a dramatic entrance.
330
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:19,836
Boo!
331
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,241
Who is that kid?
332
00:15:22,242 --> 00:15:26,311
My little sister's weird
friend's weirder little brother.
333
00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:27,920
Like you're normal.
334
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:29,781
Hey!
335
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:33,036
If ya need me, I'll be in there,
racking up game points,
336
00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:34,920
so I can win Murray the Magic Dolphin.
337
00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:37,321
Later, Todd.
338
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,290
I gotta pee.
339
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,725
You can pee in the ball pit!
340
00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:42,586
Yes!
341
00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:44,788
[ Music ]
342
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:51,347
How long has she been sleeping?
343
00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:53,134
Two-and-a-half hours.
344
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:55,738
Are we sure she's still alive?
345
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:59,279
Can't you hear her snoring?
346
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,942
Uh-oh...
347
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:01,973
- Huh?
- What?
348
00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:05,034
Uh... she's drooling.
349
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,160
- Oh.
- So gross.
350
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:12,411
Ewe, so's Gibby.
351
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:15,489
Ugh.
352
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,404
[ Music ]
353
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,695
If I had a choice...
354
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,732
Of watching one more minute of
this prehistoric old lady...
355
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,769
Or licking the floor of a
gas station bathroom...
356
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,310
Take me to the gas station.
357
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,631
Hey...
358
00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:22,979
She's picking up her phone.
359
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,178
- Wee.
- Moo.
360
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:28,218
Hello, is this the doorman downstairs?
361
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:30,849
My pharmacy is sending over some pills.
362
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:35,388
When they get here, would you please
bring them up to my apartment?
363
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:38,420
Yes, I'm in seventeen-b.
364
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:39,496
Seventeen-b!
365
00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:42,721
Yeah! Now we know her apartment number!
366
00:17:42,722 --> 00:17:43,947
What are you doing?!
367
00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:46,127
She lives in an apartment
on the seventeenth floor.
368
00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:47,988
Yeah? But we still don't have her address.
369
00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:51,040
But we know she lives in a building
that has at least seventeen floors.
370
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:54,461
And that she buys sponges.
371
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,212
Anyway, I think there's only one building
372
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,447
near Marshall Square
that's tall enough to...
373
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,124
Yes! I got it! She lives in Whitman Tower!
374
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,418
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
375
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,653
- Yeah!
- Yes!
376
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,988
All right, momma's gonna
get her laptop back!
377
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,056
- Woo!
- All right!
378
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:14,657
- I'll call the cops!
- No.
379
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,395
I want this one.
380
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,556
[ Music ]
381
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:32,152
Okay okay, Funk E Fester's is closing!
382
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,412
Everyone out!
383
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,414
- Aw.
- Boo.
384
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,117
Guppy, what time is it?!
385
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,285
Nine fifty-nine!
386
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,187
Sorry Todd, I can keep
playing 'til ten o'clock.
387
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,500
Give it up, Spud Monkey!
388
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:46,525
No! I need a thousand
points to win my prize!
389
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,628
You're not gonna make it!
390
00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:52,789
I am not going home without
my big Magic Dolphin!
391
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,037
Ten seconds...
392
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,673
He's at nine ninety-two!
393
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:03,014
Seven! Six!
394
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:06,117
Five! Four!
395
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,907
Three! Two...
396
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,493
[ Music ]
397
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,761
Yes!
398
00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:32,171
One thousand points!
399
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,172
Be right back, Todd!
400
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,668
Yeah!
401
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,544
Woo!
402
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,993
Come on Guppy, let's go get massages!
403
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,380
Happy Birthday!
404
00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:58,541
Aw geez.
405
00:19:59,357 --> 00:20:01,517
[ Music ]
406
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,531
This is great. Your kids can
help you with this. Everybody...
407
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,632
Oh! Oh!
408
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,744
Good heavens!
409
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,449
Wh-wh-wh-what are you teenagers
doing in my apartment?!
410
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,177
I've come to take back what's mine.
411
00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:20,953
Are you my kidney donor?!
412
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,655
I still need this kidney!
413
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,836
My other one shriveled!
414
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,894
- We don't want your kidney.
- We want her laptop.
415
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,363
What are you talking about?!
416
00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,765
Oh I think you know.
417
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:34,866
Ow! Oh!
418
00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:44,905
I'm gonna wait in the lobby.
419
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,815
- Hey...
- What?
420
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,284
This is a blue Pearbook.
I thought yours was red.
421
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,745
Mine is red.
422
00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:59,257
Carly, take out the marshmallow with
the serial number Sam wrote down.
423
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,351
- 'Kay...
- I'm calling the police.
424
00:21:01,352 --> 00:21:03,544
- Don't move.
- Oh!
425
00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:04,830
- Ready?
- Yeah go.
426
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,352
- Seven one two...
- Seven one two...
427
00:21:06,353 --> 00:21:07,666
- Five eight one...
- Five eight one...
428
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:11,387
- Six two nine...
- Six two...
429
00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:14,196
Four.
430
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:20,229
Sometimes my nines look like fours.
431
00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:22,615
This is a four!
432
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,683
You gave us the wrong serial number!
433
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,587
And made us spend eleven hours
watching an innocent, boring old lady!
434
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,037
Boring?
435
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,826
I meant boring in the good way.
436
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:38,363
Well, the good news...
you can keep your kidney.
437
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,644
Let's go.
438
00:21:41,189 --> 00:21:43,736
I'm... I'm so sorry.
439
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,537
Ah!
440
00:21:53,427 --> 00:21:56,494
You uh... you might wanna call a door guy.
441
00:21:56,495 --> 00:21:59,135
Oh, skunk bags!
442
00:22:02,963 --> 00:22:04,502
- Hey.
- 'Sup.
443
00:22:04,503 --> 00:22:06,363
Hey!
444
00:22:07,145 --> 00:22:10,085
Look at my dolphin!
445
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,595
We're not in the mood.
446
00:22:13,596 --> 00:22:15,258
Sam's laptop is gone forever.
447
00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:16,836
Aw, that's suckish.
448
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,210
Yeah. You got any food?
449
00:22:19,211 --> 00:22:21,774
Just the old clam pizza you left
in the fridge three days ago.
450
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,775
- Good enough.
- Oh.
451
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,145
- You got him!
- Yeah!
452
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,682
The best prize Funk E Fester's has.
453
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,023
I like it.
454
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:37,071
You'll not believe the
guy that works there...
455
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:49,869
Hey, where are you going?
456
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,970
Nothing.
457
00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:57,876
458
00:22:57,926 --> 00:23:02,476
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