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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:16,430 - Okay, baby Spencer... - Okay! 3 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,980 You ready for your next question? 4 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:20,680 I sure am! Yay! 5 00:00:21,650 --> 00:00:23,560 - Go Sam. - Yay! 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,860 "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate Wisconsin on a map". 7 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,720 Why? 8 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,680 Well... 9 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,930 I personally believe... 10 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,390 That U.S. Americans... 11 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:38,900 Are unable to do so... 12 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:39,840 Because... 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,000 Rat Man. 14 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,780 Rat Man's here. 15 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:48,280 Who wants a fresh rat? 16 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,410 Uh, hang on baby Spencer. 17 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:53,150 'Kay-kay. 18 00:00:53,150 --> 00:00:56,570 We're gonna interrupt this baby Spencer sketch to buy some live rats. 19 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:59,390 Uh, let's see, we'll take... three rats. 20 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:02,280 Yes, ma'am. Three rats... 21 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,060 Alright. 22 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,070 One rat... 23 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,360 One rat... 24 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:09,700 Ah! Rat! 25 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,500 Ah! 26 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,810 - Two rats... - Thank you... 27 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:16,020 Oh, rat. Ah! 28 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,240 Get it away! 29 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,340 Ow! Ow! 30 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,360 And three. 31 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,270 Ooh he looks mean. 32 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,940 He is. And he hates faces. 33 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:25,780 What? 34 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:26,540 No rat! 35 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,480 No! 36 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,010 - Here you go. - Ah! My face! 37 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,820 Uh! 38 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:36,440 Rat-a-toodle-doo. 39 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,320 - Okay, we're outta time. - Gotta go. 40 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,810 - But tune in for the next iCarly... - Because we'll be teaching you... 41 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,860 How to treat rat bites. 42 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,000 Ah! 43 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:46,140 And we are clear. 44 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:49,770 Uh, you guys? There's a rat trying to crawl in my mouth. 45 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,400 Then close your mouth. 46 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,010 Why can't you just take... 47 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:58,510 - Will you please go help him? - Alright. 48 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:01,750 - Hey, you guys wanna order a pizza? - I could get with that. 49 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,570 - Sam? - Nah. 50 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:05,630 I gotta go meet an old friend of mine from juvy. 51 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:07,150 - Who? Dana? - Yeah. 52 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,590 Oh cool, I finally get to meet her. 53 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:10,690 Nah nah nah nah nah nah. 54 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:13,210 Nah nah what? 55 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,760 I'm not mixing you with my prison friends. 56 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,950 Why not? 57 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:19,860 Because... you're like whipped cream. 58 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:23,500 And she's like someone who eats whipped cream. 59 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,470 Spencer, open your mouth! 60 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,810 I can't... 61 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,030 Ah! Oh. 62 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,820 Aw! 63 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,960 Gross, you got him all wet. 64 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,960 Oh pardon my saliva! 65 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,040 You think I'm too fluffy and girly to hang out with one of your jail buddies. 66 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,580 What does your necklace say? 67 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,660 Love and giggles. 68 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:49,730 And you wanna meet Dana... 69 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:53,300 A girl who was arrested when she was ten for biting off a teacher's toe? 70 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,830 - What teacher? - Nine toes Peterson. 71 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,340 Oh. 72 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:00,500 Gah! Ah! 73 00:03:00,610 --> 00:03:03,340 Well still, I'm not scared to meet your friend. 74 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:05,410 All right. Let's go. 75 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:06,840 Yay. 76 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:10,050 You can't say "yay" like that in front of Dana. 77 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,910 Yay. 78 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:15,510 You're gonna lose a toe. 79 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,930 Gah. Oh! Uh... 80 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,680 Ow, my face! 81 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,120 In 5... 82 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,020 4... 83 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:23,860 3... 84 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:25,720 2... 85 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:29,490 I know you see. 86 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:31,980 Somehow the world will change for me. 87 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:34,990 And be so wonderful. 88 00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:38,760 Live life, breathe air. 89 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,030 I know somehow we're gonna get there. 90 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:44,150 And feel so wonderful. 91 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,910 It's all for real. 92 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:51,640 I'm telling you just how I feel. 93 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,610 So wake up the members of my nation. 94 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,210 It's your time to be. 95 00:03:57,210 --> 00:04:00,210 There's no chance unless you take one. 96 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:05,910 And the time to see the brighter side of every situation. 97 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,800 Some things are meant to be. 98 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,590 So give me your best and leave the rest to me. 99 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:12,960 Leave it all to me. 100 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,930 (Leave it all to me). 101 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:16,060 Leave it all to me. 102 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:19,420 Just leave it all to me. 103 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:36,570 Okay, there's Dana. 104 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:40,160 - Cool. Let's go say hi. - Wait. Remember... 105 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:42,870 Don't act too girly, don't argue with her, 106 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:46,570 and do not get your toes close to her mouth. 107 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,550 Relax. 108 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,140 - Bukowski. - Puckett. 109 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,370 How you living? You're looking well. 110 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:57,010 - Oh! Looking good! - Jeez, thanks! 111 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,290 I'm Shay. 112 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,720 My friend Carly. 113 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:05,490 Oh yeah. You're the one Puckett does the little web show with. 114 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:07,970 That's me. Eh? 115 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:09,830 Woo! 116 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:14,520 Yeah. Me and Dana, we're already tight. Yeah. 117 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,600 Sistahs from different mistahs. What? 118 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,210 I'll sit in this chair now. 119 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,940 - So, when did ya get out? - Sunday. 120 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:29,710 Can you believe I was in there for over three years? 121 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,800 - Insane. - Yeah. 122 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:35,990 One time I had detention at school, for two hours. 123 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:38,630 So, I feel ya. 124 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,100 She real life? 125 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,390 Uh, you wanna go get us some smoothies? 126 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,600 Um, sure. Be right back. 127 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,950 Wait, don't you want some money? 128 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:51,030 - Yeah. - I don't have any. 129 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,940 You must be happy to see me. 130 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:54,390 Sure. 131 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:58,020 Why? Did you bring me some of that prison pot pie?! 132 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,650 Nah, sorry. 133 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:04,620 Dang, I miss their pot pie. All that creamy fat. 134 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,090 I meant now that I'm out, 135 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:11,020 you ain't gotta waste your time hanging with miss candy pants over there. 136 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:13,320 - Carly? - Yeah. 137 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:17,230 Look, Carly may not have a prison record like us, but she's cool. 138 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:22,130 You guys, look! They have Gummy Hearts! You want Gummy Hearts? 139 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:25,160 Gummy Hearts? I'll get us all Gummy Hearts! 140 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:29,130 So maybe "cool" isn't the perfect word... 141 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:32,640 Come on, she's a goof. She's hurting your cred. 142 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,590 Well, if anybody's got a prob with my cred... 143 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:39,070 They can talk to the sock. 144 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,480 Oh yeah, old Sammy. Always with the Butter Sock. 145 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,160 Nice heft. 146 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,210 Because now I use hard butter. 147 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:47,990 How's it different from regular butter? 148 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:50,450 It's harder. 149 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,560 Ah. 150 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:56,160 Nerd alert. 151 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:01,930 Score. 152 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,490 What'd ya do that for? 153 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:06,010 He was nerdy. 154 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:12,850 Sorry, kid. Hey Carls, buy this nerd a smoothie. 155 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,220 Okay! 156 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:16,190 Not cool. 157 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:19,800 If it's not cool then what do you carry a Butter Sock for? 158 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,000 For whacking people who deserve it. 159 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,100 Or for corn on the cob. 160 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,170 Ooh, here comes Gummy Hearts. 161 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,630 Will you lay off Carly? 162 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:33,290 I'm back, with smoothies and Gummy Hearts! 163 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:36,050 - Yeah. - Thanks. 164 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:40,240 Anyway, Squidge is throwing me a little smash party, for getting outta juvy. 165 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,360 What's a smash party? 166 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,960 It's when ya break into an old, abandoned house, and smash everything. 167 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,140 Ooh. And that's legal? 168 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,460 - I kinda like this chick. - Thanks. 169 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,520 This chick likes you. 170 00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:03,460 - Please just eat your Gummy Hearts. - Sure. Don't have to tell me twice. 171 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:06,320 So, am I invited to this smash party, too? 172 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,340 Carls... 173 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:12,260 Oh yeah, you gotta come. You'll fit right in. 174 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,410 Awesome. 175 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,580 Hmm. 176 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,750 What flavor is this Gummy Heart? 177 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,610 Please don't say it out loud. 178 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:25,240 - I think it might be... - Oh my God... 179 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,020 - Strawberry marshmallow! - Kill me. 180 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,800 Uh hey, you wanna go to the natural food store? 181 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,360 Hang out by the fruits? Stare at girls? 182 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:40,210 Yeah, sure. I just wanna grab a... whoa. 183 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,390 - Hey, what happened to the lights? - I don't know. I think they went out. 184 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:45,480 I know they... I'm wondering why... 185 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,110 Stop! Stop, don't tickle me, I'm not in the mood. 186 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,160 I'm not tickling ya... 187 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,680 - Hey, you quit tickling me. - I'm not ticking you. 188 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,540 Hey. 189 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:02,560 Okay, I wanna know what's going... 190 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,770 Oh. Hey guys. 191 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:11,930 What's wrong? Were you tickled in the dark or something? 192 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,800 How'd you know that? 193 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,880 Because he did it. 194 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,840 - How? - With these... 195 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,720 Military grade... 196 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,720 Night vision goggles. 197 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,470 - No way. - Whoa. 198 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:26,140 - Mm-hmm. - Where'd you get those? 199 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,950 I was going through my dad's stuff in our storage unit, and boom, 200 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:33,720 I found two sets of these naughty little boys! 201 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:37,050 "United States Air Force Omega night-vision goggles". 202 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:39,590 - Try 'em on! - Okay. 203 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:42,350 - Ready?! - Yeah. 204 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:46,410 - Whoa! - See me?! Huh? 205 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:49,240 You see me? Don't ya? Ooh! 206 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:53,440 Whoa! It's dark but you can see me! 207 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,990 - Wow! This is amazing! - Isn't it?! 208 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,260 Totally! Hey Gibby... 209 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,600 What's up. 210 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,690 Why'd you take off your shirt? 211 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:07,110 Uh, to relax in the dark. 212 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,540 - This movie is so good. - I love this movie. 213 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:17,640 - Could be the funniest movie of all time. - And the scariest. 214 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,440 Ah! 215 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:29,350 Ah! 216 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,410 Ah! 217 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:42,500 Don't do that! 218 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,210 Really! 219 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,610 Why are you wearing a towel?! 220 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,350 And why are you moist?! 221 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,860 Because I was taking a shower... in the dark. 222 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:53,190 Wearing my awesome night vision goggles. 223 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,450 Because...? 224 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:58,380 Because with these, I am no longer a slave to the light. 225 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:01,030 - Woo! - Hey. Where did he go? 226 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:03,530 - What are you doing? - What's going on, guys? 227 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:07,970 - What's going on? - Hang on I got it. 228 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:11,630 He took the popcorn. 229 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:16,440 - Just turn the movie back on. - Mm-hmm yep. 230 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,500 - Ooh. - Who texted? 231 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,110 Sam's friend Dana. Her party starts in an hour. 232 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:25,200 - Ooh, can we go? - No. 233 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,170 - Why not? - Because you rags weren't invited. 234 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:31,140 Well, we rags were, so let's go. 235 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,630 - Eh, we're not going, either. - Why not? 236 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,580 Because I don't think she really wants... us there. 237 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:41,590 Yes, she does. You've been her friend forever, and she said I'd fit right in. 238 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:46,450 Yeah, I doubt she really thinks that you'd... 239 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:50,420 Quit breathing through your mouth! 240 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,850 Let's just go to the party. 241 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:55,410 No. I promised my mom I'd go with her to see Doctor Tat-Away. 242 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,600 - She having another tattoo removed? - Uh-huh. 243 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,400 - From what part of her body? - You really want me to tell ya? 244 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,980 No, I do not. 245 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:05,550 Gib, you wanna come hang at my place? 246 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:09,120 Nah. I, uh, I don't feel good. 247 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,930 My mom's not home. 248 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,340 Let's hang at your place. Later. 249 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:15,900 - You guys have fun. See ya, guys. - See ya. Later, Gib. 250 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,880 Later. 251 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,340 All right Carly-girl... maybe I'll swing back by here later. 252 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,360 - I won't be here. - Where you going? 253 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,750 To Dana's party. 254 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,480 - No, you're not. - I am, too. 255 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:32,120 Listen, Dana is bad news. She's not a good friend for you, 256 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,640 and she hangs out with a bunch a punks that are even worse. 257 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,970 You're not going to that party. 258 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:39,090 Ya know, I'm a big girl. 259 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:43,880 I can handle a lot more than just making cupcakes and going skirt shopping. 260 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:47,190 By the way will you go skirt shopping with me tomorrow? 261 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,120 Sure thing, "big girl". And until then... 262 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,130 You go get in a bubble bath, paint your nails... 263 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,370 And think about bunnies. 'Kay-kay? 264 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,530 Whatever. 265 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:05,710 I'm not a baby. I have my own debit card. 266 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:10,800 I can go to a party if I wanna go to a party. 267 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,710 She thinks I'm such a child. 268 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,910 Well I... 269 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:18,790 Am a party girl... 270 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,560 And I'm not scared of a party or anything... 271 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,360 Ah! 272 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,240 Woo. 273 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,320 I wasn't expecting to see anyone on the elevator. 274 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:36,220 You girls gave me quite a start. 275 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,440 Whew. 276 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,660 Cute skirts. 277 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:47,390 Woo. Smash it. 278 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,800 Yeah. 279 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,710 Woo-hoo! 280 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,880 Yeah. Smash time! 281 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,580 Hey, hey, Carly. 282 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,100 Woo! Yeah! 283 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,710 Where ya going? You just got here. 284 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,570 I know. 285 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:20,000 - Nice party. - Where's Puckett? 286 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,360 Uh... she had to help her mom with something. 287 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,510 - Poor Puckett. - What? 288 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:28,050 Sam! She used to be a beast. 289 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:32,770 Four years ago she would a been here tearing the roof off this dump. 290 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:35,230 Yeah, well... 291 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,090 What's in the box? 292 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:41,750 Oh. I brought cupcakes. For your party. Here... 293 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,360 This side is mostly chocolate, and those don't have gluten, 294 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,670 not sure how you feel about gluten. 295 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,330 And if you like coconut then these... 296 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,430 Hey yo! 297 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,900 Shut up! 298 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:58,540 - Candy pants brought cupcakes! - Oh... 299 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:03,520 No please... be careful... that's gluten free... 300 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,160 So... 301 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:11,280 I guess no one needs napkins. 302 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,980 - You thirsty? - Oh. Sure. 303 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,620 Thanks. 304 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,340 What's that? 305 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,680 That's Carly. 306 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,090 He's Squidge. 307 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,100 Oh. Squidge, yeah, I was hoping I'd get to meet you. 308 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,650 Why?! 309 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:43,620 - Well, you have a cute name. - What'd you hear about me?! 310 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,720 Nothing! 311 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,170 You know why they call me Squidge? 312 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,990 - No. - Want me to show ya? 313 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,790 No. 314 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,150 Squidge took my toilet punch. 315 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,840 I'll get it. Yo, Squidge! 316 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,420 No, it's okay, you don't have to... 317 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,840 Hey, candy pants! 318 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,640 Ah! 319 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,880 Hey Carly. What's up? 320 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,080 I'm scared. 321 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,670 Yeah, me, too. 322 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960 Um, one sec. 323 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,800 - What are you doing? - Taking pics of my foot. 324 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,450 - Why? - Because. 325 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:28,420 What if I'm in some kinda accident, and my foot gets all mangled? 326 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,960 Well, how are the doctors gonna make my foot look right again, 327 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,020 if I don't have pics of what it looked like before? 328 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,440 You gotta take pics of all your body parts. 329 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,050 Uh-huh. 330 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:41,810 - Freddie? Freddie?! - Hey, sorry. 331 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:45,650 - So, what's wrong? Where are you? - I'm at Dana's party. 332 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:48,920 - You went to Dana's party alone? - Yes, don't yell at me! 333 00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:50,150 Ah-ha! 334 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:53,720 I didn't ye... look, if you're freaking out, just leave. 335 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,030 No. I need to stay here and prove to Sam, 336 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,440 that I'm not some scared little baby that needs help. 337 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,360 Okay. 338 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,800 So will you help me?! 339 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,000 All right, just text me the address and Gibby and I'll come there. 340 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,400 Okay thanks. 341 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,310 - Come on Gib, we gotta go. - Wait, I wanna take more pics of my foot. 342 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:19,030 You've taken enough foot pics! 343 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,500 He's just jealous of you. 344 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:26,930 - Come on! - I'm coming, calm down! 345 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,570 - Okay, here's your Teddy Bear... - Thank you. 346 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,460 And here's mine. 347 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,480 Cool. 348 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,440 You ever have a Teddy Bear fight before? 349 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,870 Yeah man, I went to college. 350 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,200 Yeah, but you ever have one in the dark? 351 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,380 - No. - Okay. Goggles down... 352 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:45,130 - But don't turn 'em on yet. - How come we can't turn 'em on? 353 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,310 - Because they amplify light. - Oh. 354 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,570 So ya gotta wait 'til the room's really dark, or else you'll get blinded. 355 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,660 - Ooh, I don't want that. - No. 356 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,480 Now, goggles on... 357 00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,000 And one... 358 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,230 Two... 359 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,320 Three... 360 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,000 Teddy Bear fight! 361 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,860 Woo! 362 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,340 - Smash it. - But... 363 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,080 But this would be perfect for juice. 364 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,020 - Smash it. - Okay. 365 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:32,010 Uh... 366 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,060 - Boo! Lame! - Come on! 367 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,920 Boo! 368 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,630 Sturdy glass. 369 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:48,270 Watch the door. 370 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,380 Hey! Is this a party or what... oh! 371 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,550 - Where have you been? - What kinda party is this? 372 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,650 A dangerous one! Full of scary mean people and I don't like it here! 373 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:04,720 Me, either. 374 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,210 Well, look it. We got iCarly, right here. 375 00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:10,690 Ooh... 376 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,730 iCarly. 377 00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:17,490 Yeah, show's a lotta fun. 378 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,960 But we're gonna go now. 379 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,620 Thanks so much for having us. 380 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,930 You ballerinas ain't leaving. 381 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,850 Nope. 382 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:36,390 How do they know I used to take ballet? 383 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:41,560 Alright. I got you so good! 384 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,810 So good! 385 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:46,150 I got you, so good. 386 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,650 Oh! 387 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,450 Ah! 388 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,990 Aw. 389 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,530 Oh! 390 00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,230 Sam! Ah! 391 00:19:56,230 --> 00:20:00,020 You can't turn on the lights while we're wearing our awesome night-vision goggles! 392 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:03,500 You nearly blew out my eyeballs! 393 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,830 - Where's Carls? - I dunno, she went to some party downtown. 394 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,010 Dana's party? 395 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:12,440 Yeah, I think. I tried texting her a little while ago. She didn't answer. 396 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,530 - Something wrong? - Get your sock off. 397 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:19,530 - Why do I have to take my sock off? - Get it off! 398 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:22,870 Why are you taking our hard butter? 399 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,760 - Give me your sock! - It's coming! Dang! 400 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,720 - Am I gonna get my sock back? - No. 401 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,200 - But... - Buy a new sock. 402 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,690 Wait! 403 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:37,150 They don't sell individual socks! 404 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,390 Okay, this isn't funny! 405 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:50,090 - We're laughing. - No, no... 406 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:53,210 No need to throw a... 407 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,810 Ha ha... you throw like a girl. 408 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,330 I am a girl! 409 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,620 Oh. 410 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,260 And a very pretty one, too. 411 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,020 Stop! Quit it guys! 412 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,640 Carly's turn. 413 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,680 Don't! You're gonna hurt somebody! 414 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,320 No, she's not. 415 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,890 - It's Sam! - Sam! Sam! 416 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:20,010 Aw. Puckett showed up. 417 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,950 - Cut 'em loose. - Why? 418 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:27,860 You come here to do some "random dancing" with your little iCarly friends? 419 00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:31,820 Wow, she really does watch iCarly. 420 00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,310 I said... 421 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,780 Cut 'em loose. 422 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,160 And momma don't like saying chiz twice. 423 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,750 Hey, don't sweat her. 424 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,750 Puckett's gone soft. 425 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:54,090 Maybe I've gone soft. 426 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:57,210 But my butter hasn't. 427 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:02,600 What are you gonna do? You're alone. I got thirty friends here. 428 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,300 Yeah. That's right. 429 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,340 Come on, man. 430 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:10,710 Well... I hope your thirty friends can see in the dark. 431 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,880 - Hey, she shut off the lights! - I can't see nothing! 432 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,370 - Where is she?! - Get 'em Sam! 433 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,830 - Ah! - Ooh! 434 00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:26,630 - Take them out, Sam! - Do it! Come on. 435 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:31,790 - Ow! - Sorry Gib! 436 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,940 Oh! 437 00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,990 Ah! 438 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:40,040 Oh, my butt! 439 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,600 Ah! 440 00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:45,470 Sam? 441 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,080 - Oh. - Oh. 442 00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:51,410 Oh. 443 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,250 So tomorrow... 444 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,830 Skirt shopping? 445 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,920 I'll bring my debit card. 446 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:09,820 447 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:14,420 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30613

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