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Resync by Metal Warrior. 2 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:17,650 Ooo.. 3 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:21,590 Who's putting on her pretty little lip gloss for her pretty little date? 4 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:23,530 I thought you left a half hour ago. 5 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:25,030 Get out! 6 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,630 Ewe, what smells weird? 7 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:28,700 It's my new French perfume. 8 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:32,120 Oh, is it called Le Poop? 9 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:37,390 - You need to leave. - Easy, easy, I have a broken leg. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,330 Hey, it's not my fault you broke your leg. 11 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,010 I told you not to wear your roller blades in the shower. 12 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,940 But showering is so boring. 13 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:47,310 Showering isn't supposed to be entertaining. 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,680 Alright, well, I'll be home at around 11.. 15 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,290 - Great, bye! - Wait, I need my.. 16 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:52,390 Oh no.. 17 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,290 Oh no! 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,060 Not again! 19 00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:59,160 Ah! It's hurting, this is painful! 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,130 - You're fine. - I'm not sure I am! 21 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:03,100 - Have a fun time. - Could you get me an aspirin? 22 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:06,580 - I can't hear you. - Ow. 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,140 Okay. Now.. 24 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,720 Hey! 25 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,180 T-Bo. I told you, you can't just barge in here whenever you want. 26 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:20,450 You wanna see my lemon launcher? 27 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:22,340 No, I have a guy coming here any.. 28 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,040 See? 29 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,960 I ordered this from FruitFling dot com. 30 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,060 Look at this. 31 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:31,860 You just take a lemon, you pop it in right here. 32 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:34,140 I don't have time for this. My date's gonna be here in.. 33 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,730 And then pull this back. 34 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,930 I don't want you to pull it back. 35 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:39,270 Then I aim it thusly. 36 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:43,290 T-Bo, it is not a good time to.. 37 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,900 Oh! 38 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,110 Woo-hoo! 39 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,480 Nice. Well, thanks for the damage. Bye! 40 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,820 Wait, wait, wait. Lemme try it one more time. 41 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:55,780 - Yeah, that's not happening. - No, no, I know what I did wrong. 42 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:58,160 - You did everything wrong. - I got another lemon in my pocket. 43 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,460 Take your lemon home and give it a bath. 44 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,360 Look. I just aim like this.. 45 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,530 No, I don't want you to.. 46 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:07,860 Hey, Carly, look, I brought.. 47 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,840 Keith! 48 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,790 I got an appointment. 49 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:24,510 T-Bo.. 50 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:26,340 In 5.. 51 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,230 4.. 52 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,070 3.. 53 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:29,870 2.. 54 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,700 I know you see. 55 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,060 Somehow the world will change for me. 56 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:40,620 And be so wonderful. 57 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,970 Live life, breathe air. 58 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,240 I know somehow we're gonna get there. 59 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:50,180 And feel so wonderful. 60 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:53,580 It's all for real. 61 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:55,850 I'm telling you just how I feel. 62 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:59,820 So wake up the members of my nation. 63 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,420 It's your time to be. 64 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:04,430 There's no chance unless you take one. 65 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:10,330 And the time to see the brighter side of every situation. 66 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:12,010 Some things are meant to be. 67 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:15,800 So give me your best and leave the rest to me. 68 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,170 Leave it all to me. 69 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:18,140 (Leave it all to me). 70 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:20,270 Leave it all to me. 71 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:26,180 Just leave it all to me. 72 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:35,210 - Good table. - Gibby. 73 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:37,610 Well, we should get some smoothies. 74 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:41,690 Yep. Hey, girls, why don't you go get us some smoothies? 75 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:43,410 Ooh, can we? 76 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:45,450 Yeah. Get yourselves something, too. 77 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:47,970 Thanks, daddy. 78 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:51,760 Gib.. You gotta be a little more respectful with girls. 79 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:54,770 Aw, you're so cute. 80 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:57,800 No, I think you missed my point.. 81 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,140 Whoa. Whoa. 82 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,250 What? 83 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:04,000 There's a couple a girls I'd like to respect. 84 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,050 Hmm-mm-mm. Where? 85 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:07,710 Behind you, but don't look now. 86 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:10,650 - Okay. - Wait. Aw. 87 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,690 Hey. 88 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:17,330 Be cool. 89 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:23,130 Alright, here are your four smoothies. 90 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:27,400 You sure you don't wanna blast me in the head with a lemon before I drink this? 91 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,800 Alright. But I don't think you're gonna like it. 92 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,290 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's this in my smoothie? 93 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:36,470 Oh, there are my keys. 94 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,290 But, what about my smoothie? 95 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:42,790 You can keep the rest. 96 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:44,110 Make me a new one! 97 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,390 Okay then! 98 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:49,480 Hi. 99 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,330 I don't get it. 100 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:54,360 How did those two guys get girls like that? 101 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,680 I dunno. I'll go find out. 102 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,860 No, no, no Gib, Gibby. 103 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,570 Hey, excuse me. Yo. 104 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:10,150 Uh, quick question. My bud Freddie and I were wondering.. 105 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:15,070 How do two guys like you get girls like that? 106 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:17,530 What do you mean? 107 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:22,160 Come on. I mean, you guys are all, like, yeah, blech. 108 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,480 And you girls are like.. Wa ha ha ha. 109 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:33,010 And then I look back at you guys, and I'm all, like, yeah, blech. 110 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,700 We're in a band. 111 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,240 Oh. 112 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,050 Interesting. 113 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:39,690 Yeah, I play guitar, he plays bass, 114 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:43,470 and one day we were just.. Aw. 115 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,840 They're in a band. 116 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,480 Yeah, girls love guys in a band. 117 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,650 Right? 118 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:50,530 I wish we were in a band. 119 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,710 Maybe we are. 120 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:54,700 - Ah! - You follow me? 121 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,500 No. 122 00:05:57,950 --> 00:06:00,820 Here's a new smoothie, no keys. 123 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:04,360 - Thank you. - That'll be.. 124 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,090 Hey. 125 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:08,390 Those sleeves look familiar. 126 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:10,190 Huh? Oh yeah, they should. 127 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:12,730 This is your shirt. 128 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:14,490 My shirt? 129 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:16,000 Why are you wearing my shirt? 130 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,250 I needed a shirt so I went into your apartment, 131 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,550 and got one out of the drawer in your bedroom. 132 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,740 Why didn't you borrow one of Spencer's shirts? 133 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:26,040 I don't like his style. 134 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:32,080 Hey, hey. I need $12 for those smoothies. 135 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,110 You don't need $12 for the smoothies. 136 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:38,210 I don't need $12 dollars for the smoothies. 137 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,940 These aren't the droids you're looking for. 138 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:43,710 These aren't the droids we're looking for. 139 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:47,550 Move along. 140 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:56,420 Spencer! 141 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:58,530 Spencer! 142 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,680 Spencer.. 143 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:06,730 T-Bo? 144 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,410 Oh, hey, Carly girl. 145 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:10,320 You wanna come watch this movie with me? 146 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,440 I got corn nuts. 147 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,350 I'm not interested in your corn nuts! 148 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:19,390 It's after 2:00 AM what are you doing in our apartment? 149 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:22,430 Mrs. Benson doesn't like me to watch TV this late at her place. 150 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:25,340 Well, neither do I. Now, turn it off. 151 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:28,380 But this movie's about the very first Jamaican Astronaut. 152 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:32,640 It's called "Mon On Da Moon". Listen. 153 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:34,950 One small step for mon. 154 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:38,550 One giant leap for mon-kind. 155 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:42,290 You crazy, mon! 156 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,260 Now, out! 157 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:46,760 Alright. I'll just come back tomorrow and finish it up. 158 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,980 No, you will not. 159 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:51,810 - Where else am I gonna go? - You're banned! 160 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:52,940 Banned? 161 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:58,010 You have no respect for our privacy, so now you can't come back here at all. 162 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,100 But I'm T-Bo! 163 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:02,450 You're t-banned! 164 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,610 That's not even clever. 165 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,710 Out! 166 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:09,780 Can I just take a quick shower? I spilled maple syrup all.. 167 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,110 What happened? 168 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:13,930 I heard Jamaicans. 169 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,170 Oh, I handled it. 170 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:19,430 Because whenever we have a problem here you always sleep through it. 171 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:21,470 No, I woke up. 172 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:24,930 Heard foreigners, and tried to call the cops. 173 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:27,270 Tried? What happened? 174 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:28,790 I couldn't reach my phone. 175 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,240 Why not, where's your phone? 176 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,980 Um.. 177 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:35,460 Somewhere in this general area. 178 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,670 What? 179 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:39,390 I put my phone back here, sticking up outta the top of my cast, 180 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:41,670 you know, just to hold it, and it slipped down. 181 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:42,990 Well, pull it out. 182 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:48,010 If I could pull it out, don't you think I would pull.. 183 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:51,230 - Your thigh is ringing. - Yeah, I know. 184 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,570 How do I.. 185 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:55,710 Nothing. 186 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,520 Hello? 187 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,380 Hello! 188 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:01,060 Spencer? That you? 189 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:03,270 Yeah, T-Bo, it's me. What's up? 190 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:07,170 Man, your sister can be a real.. 191 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,730 T-Bo says hey. 192 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:21,860 Hey, look. The idiots got girls. 193 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:25,430 I gotta hit the restroom. 194 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:34,010 Can we help you? 195 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:36,540 Why are you girls sitting with these clowns? 196 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,350 - They're in a band. - Shh.. 197 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:40,840 Sure are. 198 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,930 Oh, they're in a band. 199 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:47,230 And this band is called? 200 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:49,660 - Uh.. - Um.. 201 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:51,110 The.. 202 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:56,360 The Floors. 203 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:00,620 So, where are The Floors playing next? 204 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:04,420 - We're not sure. - Yeah, it's not always easy to book gigs. 205 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:06,570 Maybe I can help you guys book a gig. 206 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:10,050 - We don't want your help. - Please don't help us. 207 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,210 No, I'm happy to do it. 208 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,980 - Sam.. - Happy.. 209 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:17,330 To do it. 210 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:21,540 - Freddie and Gibby are in a band. - Oh my God. 211 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,320 Hey T-Bo. Can I get a Blueberry Blitz and maybe.. 212 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,120 No! 213 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,740 You can have a cup of nothing. 214 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,060 Why? I just want a.. 215 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:34,270 You banned me from your place? 216 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,990 I ban you from The Groovy Smoothie. 217 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:40,230 - What? - You heard me! 218 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:46,010 - You had that made? - Yeah. 219 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,170 Buh-bye! 220 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,660 I am not leaving. 221 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:55,280 Darrin, use the skunk spray. 222 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,380 Skunk spray? 223 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,240 Ewe! 224 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,440 Ewe! Okay, you've already sprayed me! 225 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,380 I'm already skunky! 226 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:16,670 And the next ingredient in our homemade smoothie is.. 227 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:19,730 Uh, one cup of non-fat plain yogurt. 228 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:23,070 Or full fat for all you fat lovers. 229 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:26,240 One cup of non-fat yogurt. 230 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,420 And some protein boost. 231 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,820 And some energy boost. 232 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:35,040 And now.. 233 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,120 I push this. 234 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:42,280 See? Anyone can make an awesome smoothie at home. 235 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,850 So it really doesn't matter if a very mean person 236 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,330 unfairly bans you from your favorite smoothie 237 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,780 place just because he's mad, when what made him 238 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:53,790 mad was totally his fault in the first place. 239 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:57,700 Um, obviously, Carly won't need to add the anger boost. 240 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,060 Nope. 241 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:01,790 Now give 'er a taste. 242 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,770 Mm. Mm-hum. 243 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,590 How is it? 244 00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,690 I don't wanna talk about it. 245 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:10,770 And now Carly's gonna hold the camera while, 246 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,800 Freddie and Gibby leave the room for a minute. 247 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,520 - Huh? - Why do we have to leave? 248 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:15,870 We're not leaving. 249 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:20,940 Fine. Then hang out and watch us do a new iCarly segment called "girl stuff." 250 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,240 - Bye. - Back in a few. 251 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:28,140 And now some big old news. 252 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:31,250 - What news? - If you're a fan of iCarly and music, 253 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,260 you gotta come to The Groovy Smoothie Saturday night at eight o'clock 254 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:38,970 to see Freddie and Gibby sing in their new band, The Floors. 255 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,370 The Floors? 256 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,030 The Floors. You're all invited. 257 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,600 - What are we gonna do? - Don't worry, we'll cancel. 258 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,480 And there's no way they're gonna cancel. 259 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,370 D ah! 260 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:52,970 And now I will do my sneaky evil laugh. 261 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:57,720 Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. 262 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,540 Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! 263 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,050 Little over the top. 264 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,150 Mwa-ha. 265 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,120 - Dang it, Sam. - I can't believe you did that. 266 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,740 Uh-oh, I think I tickled their angry bones. 267 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,620 Why'd you invite people to watch us play at The Smoothie? 268 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,970 You said it was tough for a band to book a gig, and I love you guys, 269 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,970 so I talked to T-Bo and booked you a gig. 270 00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:24,360 You know we're not a real band. 271 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,270 Which is what makes this so funny. 272 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,780 Will you help with this? 273 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:32,950 I got my own problems. 274 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,520 - Carly! - Bye. 275 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,820 - What? - Get back here, right now! 276 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:41,500 - This is not funny! - Ba! Ba! Bop! Ba da! 277 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,630 - Hey. - Hi. Where've you been? 278 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,210 I had an appointment with my special doctor. 279 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,440 Your leg doctor? 280 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,270 - No, the other one. - Oh. 281 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:57,070 Oh. 282 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:02,030 Ugh. Your phone's still stuck in the back of your cast? 283 00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,890 Yes. 284 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,840 Hello? 285 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,680 Hello? 286 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:12,190 Hello? 287 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,530 Hey man, it's T-Bo. 288 00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,520 Can I come over? 289 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,000 Can T-Bo come over? 290 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,380 No. He's never allowed over here again. 291 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,600 Alright, you talk to T-Bo right now and make up. 292 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:26,150 - I don't wanna make up. - Just talk to him! 293 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:30,060 Alright, T-Bo, you're on with Carly. 294 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,480 What do you want? 295 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,760 What? 296 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,130 I said, what do you want? 297 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,380 What? I can't hear you. 298 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,440 You gotta get closer. 299 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,380 What is it, T-Bo? 300 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,990 You wanna know why I always hang out at your place? 301 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:47,940 Why? 302 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:51,020 Because sometimes, living with the Bensons is a nightmare. 303 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,570 - What's so bad about it? - Mrs. Benson. 304 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,590 She's a lunatic! 305 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,750 See? T-Bo likes to hang out here so he can get away from Mrs. Benson. 306 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,950 Oh, come on, she can't be that bad. 307 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:08,510 You don't think she's that bad? 308 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,340 You try staying with the Benson's for one night, 309 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:17,470 and if you can handle that, I will never come here again without asking. 310 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,400 And you can come back to the smoothie. 311 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,760 Sounds fair to me. 312 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,150 Alright. Deal. 313 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,510 I'm not gonna have any prob.. 314 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,000 Sorry, one sec. 315 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,510 Hello? 316 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,500 - Spencer, it's your doctor. - Oh, hey, Dr. Harley. 317 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,400 No, this is Dr. Buttman. 318 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,430 Dr. Buttman? Uh, just a.. 319 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:40,330 I'm gonna take this in my room. 320 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,250 I really appreciate you letting me spend the night here. 321 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,810 Oh, I understand. 322 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:55,710 If I had to live with Spencer, I would need a break now and then, too. 323 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:59,130 Um, what are these scales for? 324 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,930 Tell her. 325 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,520 Well, what's the point of eating nutritious food, 326 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:07,840 if we don't know exactly how much nutrition our bodies absorb? 327 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,140 I don't understand. 328 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:13,030 We weigh the food before it goes in.. 329 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,910 Yeah.. 330 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:18,220 Then later, we weigh what comes out. 331 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,020 Oh. 332 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,790 Oh. 333 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,470 Mmmmm-hmm. 334 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,260 Gibbeh.. 335 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,100 Gibbeh.. 336 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,360 Gibbeh.. 337 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,000 Quit that, man. We got two days to learn this song. 338 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,100 Rock N' Roll. 339 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,980 - Ready? - Hit it. 340 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:50,370 Girl.. 341 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,190 I see you walking down the hall. 342 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:58,760 You know I think you got it all. 343 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,700 You look perfect to me. 344 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,290 - Dude, we sound pretty bad. - Real bad. 345 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:05,230 Yeah. 346 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,980 Carly, is there anything else I can get you? 347 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,730 No thanks, Mrs. Benson, but it's really nice of you to ask, 348 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,290 and make me feel so comfortable here. 349 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:17,350 Mm-hum, wait for it. 350 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,820 Good night. 351 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:27,130 By the way, Mrs. Benson, I love this sofa bed. 352 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:30,260 I wanna find out what kind it is and see if Spencer will get me one for my room. 353 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,040 It'd be really cool for when Sam spends the night so she can just use.. 354 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,840 Ah! 355 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,590 Wh.. What the Jack? What is that? 356 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,320 A tick gasser. You know how I used to give Freddie tick baths? 357 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,450 Yeah? 358 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:46,370 Well, now I can get rid of ticks with this industrial gasser. 359 00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,650 Industrial? 360 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,450 Ah! 361 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,820 You might feel a powerful burning sensation. 362 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,630 I do! 363 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,430 Ah! 364 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,030 It will be a long time. 365 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,370 It will be a long time. 366 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,410 Stop, stop, stop. 367 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,390 What's up? 368 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,920 You were singing the wrong lyrics again. 369 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,350 You're gonna humiliate us in front of everyone. 370 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,060 It's not my fault Sam booked us a gig. 371 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:19,150 It's your fault we're in a fake band. 372 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:22,970 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just really worried about this gig. 373 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,510 Hey, what if we just don't show up? 374 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,530 Nah, then we'll look even worse. 375 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,930 Yeah, and I guess our band can't break up before our first gig. 376 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,270 Right, we.. 377 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,960 We can break up during our first gig. 378 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,540 Ha, dee-uring. 379 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,240 What? 380 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,100 You said dee-uring. 381 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,590 It's pronounced "during." 382 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:51,270 Fine. We can break up during our first gig. 383 00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,700 Yeah. Keep talking. 384 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,200 - You get it? - No. 385 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,730 That's why I need ya to keep talking. 386 00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:02,360 Okay, listen, at the gig, like, before we ever play a song, 387 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,180 you and I get in a fight. 388 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:07,600 I'd kill you in a fight. 389 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,280 Not a real fight. A fake fight. 390 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,730 We argue, then you try to punch me, but I'll duck the punch, 391 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:16,510 then we wrestle around a little til people pull us apart. 392 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,960 I yell, "I'm never gonna sing with that jerk again." 393 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,770 And boom, The Floors are no more. 394 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,820 Ha, I love that. 395 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:26,550 But in a real fight I'd kill ya. 396 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:29,100 It's not gonna be a real fight! 397 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,030 Okay! 398 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,400 Lucky you. 399 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,230 Fire! 400 00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:40,630 Everybody out! 401 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,870 Fire! 402 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:48,770 Everybody into the hallway if you want to live! 403 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,690 Fire! 404 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:55,070 What started the fire? 405 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,410 There's no fire. 406 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,640 What? 407 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,880 Mrs. Benson likes to have fire drills.. 408 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,160 Frequently. 409 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:10,060 Our time was 32 seconds, which means we'd all be dead. 410 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,400 Now I gotta try to get back to sleep. 411 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,230 I'll come tickle your back in a few minutes. 412 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,030 No! 413 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,980 - What time is it? - 2:01 A.M. 414 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,140 We'll have another drill at 4:15. 415 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,150 Tonight? 416 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,430 Of course. 417 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,620 Button that top up. You're showing too much neck. 418 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,020 Yes, ma'am. 419 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,770 And, good night. 420 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,240 Hey! 421 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:41,040 The deal was you stay at the Benson's all night. 422 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,670 No. 423 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:46,210 You win, she's a nightmare. 424 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,540 You can come over to our place any time you want. 425 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,020 Aw. 426 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,170 Now, that's what I like to hear. 427 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,040 Hey. 428 00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:00,420 I'll see you at The Groovy Smoothie. 429 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,460 Thanks. 430 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,920 - T-Bo, close the door! - I'm closing the door! 431 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,600 Alright, now, let's go over the plan one more time. 432 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,520 One more time. 433 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,370 When I introduce our song, you start an argument with me. 434 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,830 I start an argument. 435 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:23,350 And when I say, "what are you gonna do about it?" 436 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,680 Then you say, "maybe I'll do this!" 437 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,870 "Maybe I'll do this!" 438 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,250 Right. That'll let me know when to duck. 439 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,960 Then you throw a punch, missing me. 440 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,720 And we'll wrestle on the ground til people pull us apart. 441 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,840 - Awesome. - This is gonna be so.. 442 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,490 Hey! When are The Floors gonna rock this joint? 443 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,980 Woo! Gibby! 444 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:48,760 We're The Floors, and we're about to rock you like.. 445 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,920 Like a.. 446 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:56,040 We are gonna rock-a-doodle your do! 447 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,140 Yeah, awkward silence, woo! 448 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,210 Now, this first song we're gonna do tonight is.. 449 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:07,750 - Hey, hey. - What? 450 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,470 Maybe I wanna intro the song. 451 00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:12,110 I already started. 452 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:17,110 Well, then maybe now I am going to start an argument. 453 00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:19,190 Okay, why? 454 00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:23,060 I am sick of you always hogging the song intros. 455 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:25,730 - So far I like The Floors. - Good band. 456 00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:28,570 Now, just shut up and let me talk for once. 457 00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:30,780 And if I don't.. 458 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,720 What are you gonna do about it? 459 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,880 Oh, man! 460 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,410 I say.. 461 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,300 What are you gonna do about it? 462 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:44,610 Are you gonna take that? 463 00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:58,170 I feel so bad. 464 00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:05,650 Give it up for The Floors. 465 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:11,600 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. www.Addic7ed.Com. 466 00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:16,200 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32304

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