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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,760 - Look, I cut up some watermelon. - Uh-huh. 3 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,250 - Do ya want some? - Shh. Jimmy Fallon show. 4 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:32,150 Thank you, Cotton Candy, for making my grandmother's hair look delicious. 5 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:37,150 Cotton Candy is like sweet pink hair! 6 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:41,090 No no, quit it, quit it, quit it. Jimmy Fallon. 7 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,670 You'd rather watch him than snoodle with me? 8 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:46,620 Yeah, I think I made that clear. 9 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:51,080 Thank you, handkerchiefs, for being a classy way of saying... 10 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:56,080 "I'm carrying around two weeks worth of snot in my pocket." 11 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,380 No, I don't, I don't... what? 12 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:02,040 Mmmmm. You smell like melon... 13 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,930 Thank you, Internet, for giving us iCarly... 14 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,730 - Ah! - Oh! 15 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:11,120 Because iCarly makes us all laugh... 16 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,830 Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God! 17 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:16,860 Carly, Carly, Carly. Carly! 18 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:19,870 I'll just wait here on the floor. 19 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:23,900 Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly! 20 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,260 Wake up, wake up, wake up. Wake up, wake up. 21 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,340 Get this off your head. Wake up, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon. 22 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:30,610 - Spencer! What are you doing? - Carly, Jimmy Fallon! 23 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,170 Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! Come see! 24 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:33,750 You're not gonna believe this! Get up! 25 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:36,210 I was dreaming about a cute boy in yellow pants! 26 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:38,390 Get up, Carly. I'm carrying you! Let's go! 27 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,950 It's such a special night! Have you gained weight? 28 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:42,870 What? 29 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:44,900 You're not gonna believe this! 30 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:47,110 - I was asleep! - Amazing! 31 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,630 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! You have to see it! 32 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:52,270 Put me down! 33 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:54,070 Kirsten, that's Carly! Carly, that's Kirsten! 34 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,970 We met at a drive-through window! 35 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:58,010 Will you please tell me what's going on here? 36 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:00,110 Freddie! 37 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,140 Quick, quick, quick, quick! 38 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,150 So you work at a drive-through window? 39 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:08,020 Yeah. 40 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:09,750 What's that like? 41 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:12,030 Hamburgers. 42 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,020 - Crazy! - Forget your mom! 43 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,690 Give me the remote! Give me the remote! 44 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:22,300 - You wanna tell us what's going on? - Ah! Shh! 45 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,500 Don't you work at Inside-Out Burger? 46 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,670 Mmm-hmm. 47 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:27,630 Okay, you guys. Look look look look-it! 48 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:31,290 Thank you, Internet, for giving us iCarly. 49 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:34,470 Oh my God, that's us! 50 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:37,980 Because iCarly makes us all laugh thus proving that... 51 00:02:37,980 --> 00:02:39,500 - Huh? - The Internet has more to offer than... 52 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,880 - Jimmy Fallon watches iCarly! - He said it makes him laugh! 53 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:47,780 And do you know how hard it is to make Jimmy Fallon laugh?!?! 54 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,640 It's Sam! 55 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,630 - Sam, did you see?! - Yeah I saw, did you see?! 56 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:56,630 Yes! 57 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:59,210 - Jimmy Fallon likes iCarly! - I know! 58 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:02,440 I can't believe he watches the show! Right? 59 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:07,420 Mom, quit trying on bikinis! They all look bad. 60 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:13,330 - I'll call ya later! - Okay! 61 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,950 Hey! Hey guys, did ya see? 62 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,320 Did ya see Jimmy Fallon?! 63 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,190 - I saw it first! - Yeah! Jalape�o! 64 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:25,280 Gibby. You're not wearing shoes. 65 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,000 Ah, there uh, there was no time. 66 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,710 I was in the bathtub, watching Fallon, and then I... 67 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:36,280 I ran here as fast as I could. 68 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,090 Aren't you the chick from the Inside-Out Burger drive-through? 69 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:41,010 Yeah. Job's a lot of fun. 70 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:43,980 Well, congrats you guys. But I should probably head home. 71 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,780 Okay, ah... 72 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,710 Want me to give you a ride on my motorcycle? 73 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:51,630 Uh, I think it stopped raining, I'll walk it. 74 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,750 - Which way you headed? - Towards Bartlett square. 75 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,940 - Cool, I'll walk ya. - Thanks. 76 00:03:56,950 --> 00:04:00,330 - I'll walk her. - I got it. Later guys. 77 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:01,490 - Bye! - Bye! 78 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:03,830 - Wait, don't put your arm around... - Gibbeh... 79 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,110 Watch your hand! 80 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,430 In 5... 81 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:07,170 4... 82 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:07,960 3... 83 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,820 2... 84 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,860 I know you see. 85 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:16,040 Somehow the world will change for me. 86 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:19,050 And be so wonderful. 87 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,030 Live life, breathe air. 88 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,380 I know somehow we're gonna get there. 89 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:28,500 And feel so wonderful. 90 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:33,090 It's all for real. 91 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,950 I'm telling you just how I feel. 92 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:39,850 So wake up the members of my nation. 93 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:41,690 It's your time to be. 94 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:44,460 There's no chance unless you take one. 95 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:50,160 And the time to see the brighter side of every situation. 96 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,200 Some things are meant to be. 97 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,710 So give me your best and leave the rest to me. 98 00:04:55,710 --> 00:05:00,140 Leave it all to me. 99 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:03,500 Just leave it all to me. 100 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,900 Hi. 101 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,880 There. 102 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:19,200 Tonight, we're doing a very special iCarly in honor of the greatest 103 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:23,420 late night television host ever James Thomas Fallon Junior. 104 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,720 Jimmy, this one's for you. 105 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,450 From apartment 8-C in Bushwell Plaza! 106 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:39,560 The world wide web brings you the iCarly web show with Carly Shay and Sam Puckett! 107 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,290 Tonight's guest star is, Baggles! 108 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:47,500 And featuring, the legendary Gib-love! 109 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,760 Dialysis! 110 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:58,360 And here they are! Carly Shay and Sam Puckett! 111 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:01,260 Playing drums. 112 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:04,230 Playing drums! 113 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:08,120 This is what I'm talking about! 114 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,440 - Let's hear the love! - Yeah, thanks so much! 115 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,130 And welcome to a very special iCarly. 116 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:18,760 Which is a special tribute to... 117 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,730 - Jimmy Fallon! - Jimmy Fallon! 118 00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:23,970 Oh my God, oh my God! Hey Higgins! Come here! 119 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,690 They're talking about us on iCarly! 120 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:27,920 - What's happening? - iCarly! 121 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,740 Oh my gosh! Tonight's flavor is butter pecan! 122 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:33,140 Shh. iCarly. 123 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,780 Okay guys, on this iCarly... 124 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,670 We thought we'd catch up on some personal stuff... 125 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:40,850 And write a few thank you notes to people we love. 126 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:43,020 Look, they're doing our "thank you notes" bit! 127 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,000 Ok that's it, I'm calling the lawyers. 128 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,180 No, shh! I think this is gonna be a loving tribute! Shh! 129 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:54,090 Hey, Gib-love, can we get some thank you note writing music please? 130 00:06:56,860 --> 00:07:00,220 Thank you, Jimmy Fallon... 131 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:03,990 For mentioning iCarly on your awesome TV show... 132 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,710 Well, come on. 133 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:09,970 And for curing male pattern baldness... 134 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:15,650 And female pattern hairiness... 135 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:17,390 Hairy ladies! 136 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,860 Hairy ladies! 137 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:23,440 Thank you, alphabet song... 138 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:26,340 For tricking generations of children, 139 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:29,080 into thinking that there's one big giant letter... 140 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,660 Called elemeno. 141 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:37,970 And now our first guest... 142 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:40,020 Baggles! 143 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,740 Baggles! Woo! Baggles! 144 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:45,740 Oh, Baggles! Baggles! 145 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:47,730 Baggles! 146 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:51,060 - Only on iCarly. - I'm not calling the lawyers. 147 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:53,490 - I'm calling my Agent. - Wait, look at this. 148 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:56,030 - Baggles! - Baggles! 149 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:58,930 - Baggles has a sinus infection. - That Baggles... 150 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:02,170 - It's just... - Mucus. 151 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:16,580 - Hey, what are those? - Clams. 152 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:20,000 I took Kirsten to Madison Beach and we went clam digging all afternoon. 153 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,120 Was it fun? 154 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,590 - Yeah. - No. 155 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,410 I can't get my clam open. 156 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,660 Wait, you just gotta... 157 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,660 Ah, this is a rock! 158 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,990 - Aw, they're all rocks! - Aw. 159 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,790 Coming in hot. 160 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,170 - What's that? - Wahoo Punch. 161 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:48,870 - Awesome. - No! 162 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,860 Sure, I'll just stay thirsty. 163 00:08:56,830 --> 00:08:59,890 - Kirsten. - Hey you. 164 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:02,050 Remember when I walked you home the other night? 165 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,970 Yeah? 166 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,850 - What? - Yeah! 167 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,770 What? 168 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:17,550 - Hey, I gotta get to work. - Ah cool, I'll walk ya down. 169 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:19,810 - Okay. - Nah nah nah nah nah, I'll walk her down. 170 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,890 - Gibby can walk me. - I'm walking you down! 171 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:23,810 Okay. 172 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:33,260 Hey Benson, did ya find the video of that chick with the freaky thumbs? 173 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,990 - What was it called? - Freaky thumb chick. 174 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,990 Look up freaky thumb chick. 175 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,930 No. I'm trying to find a website that sells... 176 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,970 - Video chat request? - Uh-huh. 177 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:44,870 - Who from? - Uh, the real Jimmy Fallon. 178 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:45,940 - What?! - Really? 179 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:48,640 Shut the fridge! 180 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,420 You don't think it's really Jimmy Fallon do you? 181 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:54,480 I'll know in a click. 182 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,350 - Hey guys! - What! 183 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:58,320 - You are Jimmy Fallon! - I know! 184 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,720 And you're the iCarlys. 185 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,510 - It's true we are. - Oh, yeah. Right here. 186 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:04,190 Hey, thanks so much for mentioning our show on your show. 187 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:06,470 Well, thank you for mentioning my show on your show. 188 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:08,490 - Yeah, sure! Happy to. - Are you serious? Of course! 189 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:11,020 Yeah, your show's a lot of fun. 190 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,330 So listen, I dunno if you guys would be up for it, but... 191 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:16,870 Ya wanna come to New York and be guests on my show? 192 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:19,350 - New York?! - Us?! 193 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,670 You're inviting all of us to be on your show?! 194 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,790 True chiz. You guys in or what? 195 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,950 - Yeah! Come on. - Confirmo! Come on. 196 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,610 Cool. I'll have my producer connect with you 197 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,120 guys later today, and set everything up. 198 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,930 Ok. We'll be here. Excellent. Thank you! Gibbeh! 199 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:34,610 Okay. I'm clicking off now. 200 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:37,420 Wait, how do I... how do I do this? 201 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,600 Just click that box. 202 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,670 That's Tina Fey. I love her so much. 203 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:44,250 You're so knowledgeable. 204 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,250 - Oh my gosh! - Oh! 205 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,280 Oh. 206 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,670 Wait, wait, wait. Oh, look it's Jimmy again. 207 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:55,780 What ya need, Jimmy? 208 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,680 Ah, sorry guys, just I clicked the wrong thing. And I... 209 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,610 Tina? 210 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,910 How?! How could the dumb airline lose my luggage? 211 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,480 - It's probably on it's way to Brazil. - Don't say that! 212 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,060 Hey, too late. 213 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,470 - Ha. - Whoa. 214 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:27,350 Losing my luggage. 215 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,500 - Woo! - New York, baby! 216 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,660 Woo-hoo! 217 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,390 Man, I love New York! 218 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,280 Hey look, that's a bike messenger. 219 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,140 Hey! 220 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:40,820 Oof! 221 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,610 Wow. Yeah. New York! 222 00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:43,800 Proud New York! Proud New York. 223 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,980 - Help me! - New York! 224 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,700 You alright? 225 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,280 - Yep. - Okay. 226 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,430 I don't know what language you're screaming at me in?! 227 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,530 No! No! 228 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:05,730 You are the bad person! 229 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:10,300 - Come on. Come on. - No! No! Calm down. 230 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,670 Just go. Get out of here. 231 00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:14,400 Hey! Put the camera away! 232 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,830 Turn it off! 233 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,140 - You all right? - Okay? 234 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,810 That one's mine. 235 00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:23,010 And this one's mine. 236 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,200 I'm the green one. 237 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,350 Yellow for me. 238 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,740 Oh! 239 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:31,470 And none for me. 240 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:34,260 Stupid airline. Losing my luggage. 241 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:37,000 Ah, don't sweat it, Gib. We'll take ya shopping. 242 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,470 Kay-kay. 243 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,900 Uh, what is this weird lump on your neck? 244 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,980 Oh, I call it "little Gibby". 245 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,180 It's got a nice feel to it. 246 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,420 Thanks. 247 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,340 Okay. 248 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,110 We don't have to be at NBC for eight hours. 249 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,550 So first, let's check into our hotel and then... 250 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,970 - Awesome, you check us in. - And we'll take Gibby shopping. 251 00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:55,790 - But I can't get all this stuff... - Let's go, Gib. 252 00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,640 - Come on, quickly. - Let's go. 253 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,270 I'm gonna go to the top of the Empire State Building with my G.I. Judo, 254 00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:02,310 and I'm gonna let him parachute all the way down to the street. 255 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:06,170 - That's cool, but first could ya... - See ya! 256 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,450 All right. 257 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:14,230 Whoa! Hey guy! Why don't you watch... 258 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:20,340 I should stay out of the street. 259 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,580 Hey look. That guy's selling clothes. 260 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,790 So? 261 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,180 We're taking you to a real store. 262 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:35,660 Yeah, I don't think you can buy quality clothing from some dude off the street. 263 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,770 Is that guy selling meat? 264 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:41,810 Oh, so Gibby shouldn't buy clothes off the street, but you're gonna buy meat? 265 00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,940 I like street meat. 266 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:47,080 Ah, have you forgotten what happened last year at the Seattle Street Fair, 267 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,020 when you bought a pork chop from that dude with one arm? 268 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah, I'd have been better off just eating his other arm. 269 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,570 Let's go see what that guy's got. 270 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,700 Ah excuse me, Sir? 271 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:02,250 - Yeah, what do you want? - Uh, I just got here from Seattle, and... 272 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:07,590 The airline lost my luggage, so I need some clothes. 273 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,980 We're gonna be on Jimmy Fallon tonight. 274 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:13,330 All of us. 275 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:17,580 We do a web show, it's called iCarly. 276 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:20,340 I like your hat. 277 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:23,720 - I need pants. - Eh. 278 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,990 - Hey, what's this "Screaming Mel" doll? - Push the button. 279 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,870 Ah! I'm so angry! 280 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,610 You lied to me! 281 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,270 Where's my script?!?! 282 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,300 Why would anyone want this? 283 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,720 No one does. 284 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,670 Hey hey, look at this. 285 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:46,180 These are some whiz-bang pants. 286 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,310 - Gibby... - Those are hideous. 287 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:51,510 - Hideously awesome. - Yes. 288 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:54,900 Like my daughter, Fook-la! 289 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,450 - Yikes! - We're so sorry. 290 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,350 That's rough. 291 00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,920 - Anyways, I want these pants. - Ten dollars. 292 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,760 - Will ya take three bucks? - Absolutely. 293 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,040 - Pay him. - Right. 294 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,670 - Did you need a shirt? - Nah, I'll just wear this shirt. 295 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:11,090 - Do you sell belts or underwear? - No. Do you? 296 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,570 - No. - Then why should I? 297 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,400 Ah! Hey guys. 298 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,840 - Spencer, what's up? - What's up? 299 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,200 Did you throw your G.I. Judo parachute guy off the top of the Empire State Building? 300 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,450 - Yeah. - So what happened to it? 301 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,660 I dunno. I was watching him float down, and 302 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,560 then the wind blew really hard and I lost him. 303 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,180 - Aw. Bummer. - Yeah. 304 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,410 - Thanks for the pants. - Yeah yeah. 305 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:36,510 - All right, let's bounce. - Okay. Let's hit it. 306 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,270 Poor Fook-la. 307 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,990 Hey mister man! 308 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,830 I think your friend just landed! 309 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,490 Hey! 310 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,390 My G.I. Judo! 311 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:03,720 I thought I lost you, but we are reunited my friend... 312 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,920 - Oh! - Geez. 313 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,780 Gee. 314 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,690 Here it is. 315 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:17,920 I don't understand your language! 316 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,380 Hey. Here's your smoothie, now go sit down. 317 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,300 Did you add the feminine boost? 318 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,970 No, I forgot, but Jimmy Fallon's just about to introduce iCarly! 319 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:46,870 I need the feminine boost! I'm starting to grow hair in new places. 320 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:50,770 Hey! Jimmy's introducing iCarly! 321 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,040 Everybody shut up! 322 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,410 - Welcome back. - Quiet everyone! 323 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:57,360 My son is about to be televised! 324 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,380 If you've never heard of iCarly, then something's wrong with you, 325 00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:03,800 because these talented teenagers have taken the Internet by storm. 326 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,000 So wake up the kids and set your safe search to weird, 327 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,310 because here comes Carly Shay, 328 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:13,570 Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson, and Gibby! 329 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,540 Members of my nation. It's your time to be... 330 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,420 Nice to see you, welcome to the show. Thank you so much. 331 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,280 - Hey, how's it going? - All right. 332 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,300 Buddy, nice to see you. All right. 333 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,000 Come on. 334 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,890 Yeah iCarly! 335 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,830 That's my son! 336 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:36,170 Go Freddie! 337 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:41,850 Listen to them! They love you guys. They love you. 338 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,640 - That's amazing. - Yeah! 339 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,870 So okay, I guess it's no secret that I'm a big fan of the iCarly web show. 340 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:50,660 Oh, thanks. Oh, appreciate it. Thank you. Show's a lot of fun. 341 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,530 - And we love your show. - Oh come on, you're just saying that. 342 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,820 - No, we watch it all the time. - Hey Jimmy, look. 343 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:59,580 I bought these pants on the streets of New York. 344 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,970 They're pretty cool. They are cool, right there. 345 00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:04,340 Ah, but did you guys get a Screaming Mel doll? 346 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:07,070 - No. - Screaming Mel?! You didn't get it? 347 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:10,020 - No. No. - Well, guess who did. 348 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,060 Hooray! 349 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,380 Pointlessly angry. 350 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,940 Now one of my favorite bits you guys do on iCarly is... 351 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,640 "The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl" 352 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,560 "who thought the cowboy's mustache was a squirrel". 353 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,570 You guys know what this is? I love that one. 354 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,890 - Thanks. - We love that one. 355 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:33,340 Now, would you mind giving the audience a little taste of that? 356 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,750 - Please, please, please! - Uh... 357 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,670 - I didn't bring my mustache. - I happen to have a mustache right here. 358 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,600 Come on. Please! 359 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,520 Okay. 360 00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:46,010 Okay I'm ready! 361 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,910 Well, thank ya there, Mister Fallon. 362 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:54,810 Now, as a cowboy, I do reckon this here must be uh Idiot Farm Girl. 363 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,260 Hi. 364 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,690 Does your squirrel speak Spanish? 365 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:04,870 Oh my God I can't believe this is happening. 366 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,670 This ain't a'no squirrel on m'lip. 367 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:11,150 This here's a mushy-stash. 368 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,720 When your squirrel pees do you get squirrel pee in your mouth? 369 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,710 Dang it! 370 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:18,960 Okay okay, that's enough, don't spoil me. Give that stachy back. 371 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,750 Ah, now Freddie... 372 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,350 He's asking Freddie a question! 373 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,770 Freddie, I hear... 374 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:29,250 That your mother's a huge pain. 375 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:33,310 Uh well, she can be a handful, but I wouldn't say she's a pain. 376 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,320 Hmm. 377 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,890 - I would. Yeah, she's a pain. - She's pretty bad. Yeah, she is. 378 00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,390 Yeah, sorry Freddie, your friends have spoken. 379 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:44,290 Now, if you guys are up for some fun, I was thinking that... 380 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:47,280 Is that Spencer? 381 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,730 Hey. 382 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,650 Uh... 383 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,740 Does anyone know who ah... 384 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,420 Spencer! 385 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:58,960 Jimmy Fallon everybody! Yeah! 386 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,170 Live TV, you guys uh... sometimes things go wrong. 387 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,260 What are you gonna do? Right Screaming Mel? 388 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,960 You're turning my children against me! 389 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,320 Whoa, relax Mel. Anyway... 390 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:16,160 If you iCarly kids are up for some fun... 391 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:21,440 - Follow Uncle Jimmy. - All right. I'll do anything. 392 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:28,450 All right. Now, on iCarly, you guys do a lot of "random dancing" am I right? 393 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,940 That's true. 394 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:33,200 And on this show, we do a bit called "dance your hat and gloves off". 395 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:35,130 Yeah. 396 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:39,090 So we thought it'd be all kinds of fun if we combined both bits... 397 00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:40,860 Into one super-bit called... 398 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,800 "Randomly dancing your hat and gloves off". 399 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,330 - You guys down? - Yeah. 400 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:49,710 Randomly dance your hat and gloves off. 401 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:54,080 Gonna dance 'em off. Randomly. 402 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,800 Please release the mirror ball! 403 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,470 Smooth. 404 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,400 Get your hats and get your gloves, you guys. 405 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,840 Okay! You know the rules... 406 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:07,130 No touching your hats or your gloves... 407 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:10,590 You must remove them by whipping your arms and heads like maniacs, 408 00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:13,660 while the song is being played, that's how ya do it. 409 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,470 You guys down? Everybody on board?! 410 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:18,950 - Yeah. Yes. - Okay iCarly! 411 00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:21,920 Randomly dance your hat and gloves off! 412 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,510 Random dancing! 413 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:33,410 That's it. That's two points! That's good. Yes! 414 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,210 Tight. Get those gloves off! 415 00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:39,250 Get that glove off! That's good! 416 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,300 Ha-ha. 417 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,640 Dance them hats and gloves off! 418 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,600 Whip your limbs Freddie! 419 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:49,190 Whip 'em good! 420 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:00,720 Oh my God. 421 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:08,410 What? 422 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,020 Gibbehh! 423 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,960 Well, thanks for having us on the show, Jimmy. 424 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:24,030 We'll be right back. 425 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:33,560 I know, I know, look, I'm sorry. 426 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,600 Look I didn't know the kid's pants were gonna fall down. 427 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,770 I know. I know it's cheap comedy. 428 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,670 We didn't plan it. 429 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:44,270 We're back from commercial in sixty seconds. 430 00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:46,970 Okay look, Lorne, I gotta go. 431 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:49,670 No, I love you. 432 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:56,980 Okay okay, that's enough duct tape. 433 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,670 No, no! Use more duct tape. 434 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,480 A lot more. 435 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,040 Okay, all right. 436 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,530 Tape those pants on permanently. 437 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:09,490 - Would you chill? - I will heat! 438 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,380 Ha ha hey! Hey good job, guys. 439 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:16,830 That went pretty well. 440 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:20,670 'Til Gibby danced his pants off. 441 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,100 - It's not funny! - I know! 442 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,840 - It's really not. - I don't disagree. 443 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:30,870 I think it was very wrong and bad that all of America... 444 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,740 That all of America... 445 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:37,050 Saw Gibby's danger zone. 446 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,270 I'm a child. 447 00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:44,370 Ok I'll get back to you. Um, hello? 448 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:46,400 - Hi. - Who are you? 449 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,260 Jason, I'm one of Jimmy's producers. 450 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,680 Oh. Hey. Hello. 451 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,310 Um, any reason this kid decided to drop his pants in the middle of our show? 452 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:58,280 - He didn't mean to. - I am a victim of gravity. 453 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,420 And loose pants. 454 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:02,760 They were cheap street pants. 455 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:08,060 So, when his pants fell down, you're sure it was definitely on camera? 456 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,580 You wanna see what the audience saw? 457 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:13,120 - Uh... eh... well... - Yes! 458 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,880 - Roll back "the incident". - You mean the shot that aired? 459 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,740 Yeah, show me what people saw at home on TV. 460 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,670 Your hat and gloves off! That's good! 461 00:24:26,670 --> 00:24:28,050 Oh my gosh! 462 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,740 Hah! 463 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:33,220 Well, that's hard to miss. 464 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:37,220 Gibbeh! 465 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,240 That's a naked Gibby. 466 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:52,520 Well, that's insulting. 467 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:58,340 - What's she vomiting into? - That's Questlove's hat. 468 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:03,380 You okay, kid? 469 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,920 Yeah, yeah I'm fine. 470 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,890 Nope! 471 00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:09,170 Blagghhhhh! 472 00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:13,830 We're back in five, four, three, two... 473 00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:24,450 Okay, uh we're back. Uh... 474 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:27,840 If you all saw the iCarly segment before the commercial, 475 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,130 you witnessed a disturbing incident. 476 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:35,310 So, I'd like to apologize for Gibby's pants malfunction. 477 00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:40,180 Trouser wowzer, whatever you wanna call it. But hey, live TV, right? 478 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:42,630 - Yeah. - What'd you think about it, Questlove? 479 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,860 Hey, I'm just looking forward to wearing my new hat tonight. 480 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:49,590 Oh yeah. That's right. Questlove bought a new hat today, you guys. Fun stuff. 481 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,660 Join me tomorrow night when my guests will remain fully clothed. 482 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,540 Goodnight everybody! 483 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:04,560 Come, on! 484 00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:11,570 Yes, Sir. No, his pants were not supposed to fall down. 485 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:16,820 No, I don't know why he wasn't wearing underwear. 486 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:19,760 - You okay? - Uh... 487 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,460 Yeah I think so. 488 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,610 If only I could throw up the memories. 489 00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:31,910 I can't believe that used to be a turkey sandwich. 490 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:36,930 I understand. Yes, I'll make sure they're there. 491 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,390 That was the NCC. 492 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:44,610 Yeah, we're not really fans of women's basketball. 493 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,870 The NCC is the government. 494 00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:50,230 They're in charge of what you can and can't show on television, and the Internet. 495 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:52,760 - Oh. - Oh man, did we get Jimmy in trouble? 496 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,440 I guess we'll find out tomorrow. 497 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,820 The NCC wants to meet with all of us at noon. 498 00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:01,200 Wait, I'm supposed to wake up by noon? 499 00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:04,410 We'll be there. 500 00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:08,240 I ah, I feel kinda bad about this. 501 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,290 Kinda?! 502 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,830 Gibby, come with me. 503 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,280 - Where we going? - To apologize to Jimmy Fallon. 504 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,190 - No, I don't wanna go. - Come on, Gibby. 505 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,320 We have to. He has every right to be mad which is why we're going to apologize. 506 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,220 I think that used to be lettuce. 507 00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:28,040 Gibby! Gibby, come on. 508 00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,750 - Stop. - Gibby. 509 00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:34,880 Um, excuse me... 510 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,880 - Jimmy? - Hey, Carly. 511 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,500 Hey, what's up? 512 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,520 Just ah, wiping down the old desk. 513 00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:47,480 - Uh, Mister Fallon? - Yeah, Gibby? 514 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,780 I'm... 515 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:52,530 I'm sorry about what happened, ya know, with my pants. 516 00:27:52,530 --> 00:27:54,250 Hey, it's okay. 517 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,930 - Ah, quick question though? - Yeah? 518 00:27:56,930 --> 00:27:59,690 Why no underwear? 519 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,210 - Oh, his luggage got lost. - And I didn't have time to buy any. 520 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:08,570 Oh, well here, have a free pair of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon underwear. 521 00:28:08,570 --> 00:28:11,150 - I didn't know they made those. - I make 'em myself. 522 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:13,840 I have my own loom. 523 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,900 - Wow. - Cool. 524 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,620 Yeah. Hey, look, you kids better run. 525 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:19,840 I gotta lock up the place, turn the lights out. 526 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,650 Ah, you guys, stay cool. 527 00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:24,520 - Thanks, Jimmy. - 'Night, Mister Fallon. 528 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,370 Hey, Lorne, I'm on my way home. 529 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,040 I feel really bad about my pants. 530 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,120 Well, at least you didn't vomit in Questlove's hat. 531 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,050 Hey! What's this in my hat?! 532 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:38,640 Go! Go go go! 533 00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,070 Hey. 534 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:50,440 Hey! 535 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:55,380 You guys wanna know what I'm doing? 536 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:59,520 So check it out. I bought one of those Screaming Mel dolls, and see? 537 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,880 I made him look like me! 538 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:06,540 I Spencified him! 539 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,020 Remember how we used to scream stuff? 540 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:10,760 Well, I wiped his audio chip... 541 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,600 Gross. 542 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:17,480 And I put my voice on it, so now it says stuff that I often say! Like... 543 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,240 Carly, I'm home! 544 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:23,070 Who wants Spaghetti Tacos? 545 00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:26,140 Quick! Call the Fire Department! 546 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:32,040 Can you make him say "I've gotta quit playing with dolls and get a job"? 547 00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:33,780 Ya know... 548 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:37,150 I think these Jimmy Fallon underpants make me look slimmer in the hips. 549 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,750 Carly, what do you think? 550 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,020 I don't really wanna think about your hips. 551 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,650 - Unreal. - What? 552 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:49,560 iCarly still has three of the top ten worldwide trending topics. 553 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,260 What are they? 554 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:58,010 "Gibby's trouser wowzer". 555 00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:00,660 "iCarly pants whoops". 556 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,550 And "iBlame Fallon". 557 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,350 Ugh. That's so unfair. 558 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:09,210 It's not Jimmy Fallon's fault the Gibbyot's pants fell down. 559 00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,890 Yeah, but people are saying it's Jimmy's fault, 560 00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:14,000 which is why we're gonna apologize publicly. 561 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,110 We can go live on iCarly dot com in thirty seconds. 562 00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:18,930 I don't see why we have to apologize. 563 00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:22,870 Gibby's the one who flashed his flapjacks on national TV. 564 00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:25,600 Yeah, but we're all part of iCarly so we're all gonna apologize. 565 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,360 Ugh! 566 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,070 I just swallowed my keys! 567 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,930 Hah! 568 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,260 What an idiot! 569 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,500 - You guys ready? - Yep. Let's do this. Whatever. 570 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,610 Hey, try to keep your pants up. 571 00:30:38,610 --> 00:30:39,780 I'm gonna tighten his belt. 572 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:44,150 My belt's already tight enough... oh! God! 573 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,000 - I think something popped! - Good. 574 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,490 There. Now let's do this. 575 00:30:49,490 --> 00:30:50,730 In five... 576 00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:51,740 Four... 577 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,770 Three... 578 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:54,380 Two... 579 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,510 - Hey there. I'm Carly. - Sam. 580 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:59,410 If you happened to catch us last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. 581 00:30:59,410 --> 00:31:02,910 Then you probably saw a little more Gibby than you needed to... 582 00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:05,360 Or wanted to. 583 00:31:05,370 --> 00:31:07,200 Never buy pants on the street. 584 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,390 Nah... 585 00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:12,230 Only buy your pants from a licensed pants distributor. 586 00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:14,680 Anyway, what happened on the Jimmy Fallon show was... 587 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,110 - Totally our fault. - Not Jimmy Fallon's fault. 588 00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:19,870 Jimmy didn't even know that Gibby was wearing defective pants... 589 00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:21,690 He did not know. 590 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:26,460 So if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night... 591 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:29,150 - Blame us. - Or more specifically, blame... 592 00:31:29,150 --> 00:31:31,250 Gibbehh. 593 00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:33,070 And now, little Spencer says... 594 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:35,270 - I'm Carly's brother... - Ah! 595 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:41,170 - Ah! Ah! Put it out! Put the fire out! - There's a fire! Put it out! 596 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:45,920 And your name? 597 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,520 Jason Gipps. Producer of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. 598 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,760 Uh, I just wanna say... 599 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:56,950 I went to law school... 600 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,380 Briefly... 601 00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:00,980 So... 602 00:32:00,980 --> 00:32:02,640 Yeah. 603 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,260 This isn't a courtroom. 604 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:08,050 The NCC is a government agency. 605 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:19,800 Well, I think we're done here. Good meeting you all. 606 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,290 Sit. 607 00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:24,400 Young lady, the NCC has a responsibility, 608 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,400 to make sure that television and Internet entertainment, 609 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,490 are appropriate for their audiences. 610 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:32,780 A lot of kids were watching the Jimmy Fallon show last night when... 611 00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:35,300 "It" happened. 612 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,100 They were street pants. 613 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,750 We're not blaming the pants. 614 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:45,110 It's what the pants did. 615 00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:48,930 No more questions. 616 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,690 - What's wrong with him? - No one's clear on that, Sir. 617 00:32:54,690 --> 00:32:57,240 So you guys don't serve anything at these meetings? 618 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,050 No snacks? Juice? Nothing? 619 00:33:00,050 --> 00:33:01,350 Sam! 620 00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:03,300 Like it'd kill 'em to put out a plate of crackers? 621 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,220 Stop. 622 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:09,070 Suck on this sugar. 623 00:33:11,630 --> 00:33:14,010 Listen, I just wanna say what happened on the 624 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:16,350 show last night wasn't Jimmy Fallon's fault. 625 00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:19,230 Not Jimmy's fault. 626 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,520 Gib! There's no microphone. 627 00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:28,530 I did not take the microphone. 628 00:33:28,650 --> 00:33:31,650 Well, I'm sorry, but we can't ignore what happened. 629 00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:32,680 Why can't ya? 630 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,550 Because that young man displayed his nakedness on national television. 631 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:42,450 And the penalty for doing that is a fine of five hundred thousand dollars. 632 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,080 Well, it was Jimmy Fallon's fault! 633 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,200 - Sam! - Don't. 634 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,410 Yeah yeah, right before the show, Jimmy walked up to us and said... 635 00:33:51,410 --> 00:33:56,340 "Hey, ya know what'd be funny? If this idiot's pants fell down". 636 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:59,520 So then we were all, "okay, Mister Fallon, whatever you say!" 637 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,560 Because, ya know, we respect adults. 638 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,930 That is not true! It's... 639 00:34:06,930 --> 00:34:08,910 False. 640 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,770 And that's not a good Jimmy Fallon impression. 641 00:34:11,770 --> 00:34:14,180 Please calm down, Mister Gipps. 642 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:18,970 The impression was not great, not bad, I'd give it a B plus. 643 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:23,680 And we know that the pants incident was not the fault of the Jimmy Fallon show. 644 00:34:23,690 --> 00:34:26,580 How do you know that? 645 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:28,720 What happened on the Jimmy Fallon show was... 646 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,040 - Totally our fault. - Not Jimmy Fallon's fault. 647 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,790 Jimmy didn't even know that Gibby was wearing defective pants. 648 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,610 He did not know. 649 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:40,450 So if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night... 650 00:34:40,450 --> 00:34:42,670 Blame us. 651 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,730 So, I guess we're gonna have to pay that five hundred thousand dollar fine. 652 00:34:49,730 --> 00:34:54,300 Either that, or we'll have to shut down ickerly. 653 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:59,100 - It's pronounced iCarly. - Ah. Sorry. iCarly. 654 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,200 That's my hat. 655 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,140 Five hundred thousand dollars? 656 00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:29,770 How are we supposed to get that much money, huh? How? 657 00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:31,620 Oh give it up, we're not. 658 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:34,740 Well, then the NCC is gonna shut us down, so goodbye iCarly. 659 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:39,660 No! That web show is my life. My life, Carly! 660 00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:41,740 - What kinda pickle is this? - That's a dill. 661 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,310 - It's not a dill. - I think it's a dill. 662 00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:46,130 It's not a dill! 663 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:50,250 I'm sorry I yelled, I'm very upset, I... 664 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,170 You and your dumb pants, you just had to buy street pants. 665 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:54,720 How many times you want me to say I'm sorry?! 666 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,160 Five hundred thousand! 667 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,510 Fine. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry... 668 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:05,370 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 669 00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:10,290 - This is a dill. - It's not a dill! 670 00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:24,410 Over here. 671 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,180 Well?! 672 00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,520 You figure out a way to get us the money?! 673 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,790 No. I called dad, I called granddad, Socko, Socko's dad, and I got nothing! 674 00:36:34,790 --> 00:36:37,370 I got nothing! 675 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,020 Ah, that's a good pickle. 676 00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:43,400 Did you try asking Fallon if he'd pay the fine? 677 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,730 Yeah. He said he would lend it to us, 678 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:48,340 but he lost a bunch of money on that Christmas album that nobody bought. 679 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,400 What Christmas album? 680 00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:51,490 "It's beginning to smell a lot like Fallon". 681 00:36:51,490 --> 00:36:53,250 Right. 682 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:56,010 Look, let's all just be honest... 683 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,440 Okay. One time... 684 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,500 I used a litter box. 685 00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:04,490 My cat freaked out. 686 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:06,430 I meant... 687 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,830 We're never gonna raise five hundred thousand dollars to pay that fine. 688 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:12,710 So, iCarly's over. 689 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:15,860 - You guys want some more dill pickles? - Ha! 690 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,370 - What?! - Come on! 691 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,710 Litter box? 692 00:37:32,510 --> 00:37:34,690 Hey, what time are we supposed to be at the airport by? 693 00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:38,020 Our plane doesn't leave 'til two A.M. but we might as well get there early. 694 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:43,920 Yeah. I just wanna go home. I mean, this whole trip has been so... 695 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,790 Sam, you can't steal the lights off the walls. 696 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:52,740 Show me one sign in this hotel that says we can't steal things. 697 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:56,940 Okay, how about that sign right th... 698 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:05,120 You stole the sign that says "please do not steal our things." 699 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,710 Ah! 700 00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:08,570 Aah! 701 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:10,430 Wah! 702 00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:12,230 Ah! 703 00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:21,860 Okay, how could you start a fire in the shower? 704 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:24,270 You tell me! 705 00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:26,190 Geez! 706 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,900 Who's that? 707 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:35,320 I think it's someone knocking on the door. 708 00:38:35,330 --> 00:38:37,430 Oh. Hi. 709 00:38:37,810 --> 00:38:40,390 Yes, I'm with them now. 710 00:38:40,390 --> 00:38:42,720 Hey, I'm glad I caught you guys. 711 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,050 - Shouldn't you be at the Fallon show? - Yeah. It's on right now. 712 00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:48,940 I know. I think, after the show, Jimmy wants to talk to you guys about something. 713 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:52,000 Is this about Carly puking in Questlove's hat? 714 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,540 Oh I forgot, Questlove also wants to talk to you about his hat. 715 00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:59,940 Well, thanks for reminding him. 716 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:04,020 Fine, whatever, let's go see Jimmy. 717 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:07,010 What the... 718 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,810 Ah! 719 00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:15,030 Stupid. Flammable. Towel! 720 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:21,550 Come on. 721 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,330 So Jeff, what is that? Some type of crazy duck? 722 00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:28,870 No. No, this is a penguin. 723 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:32,970 Penguin. Right. Also known as "the duck of the north." 724 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:34,880 No, that's not true. 725 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,060 But, is it true that penguins eat soup? 726 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:40,540 - Yes. They love cream of mushroom. - That's a classic soup. 727 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,840 Yeah, and sometimes... 728 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,160 Jimmy! Jimmy they're here! The kids! 729 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,960 Get rid of Jeff! Kids are here! 730 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,600 Awesome! Later Jeff! Take care. 731 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,700 - But I have more penguin information. - Bah bah bah bah bah! 732 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:54,170 I don't have time for your mutant ducks, take care buddy! 733 00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:56,510 - But I... - Bye! 734 00:39:56,510 --> 00:40:01,070 Hey guys, look who's here again... iCarly! 735 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,250 So wake up the members of my nation. 736 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:08,310 It's your time to be. There's no chance, unless you take one. 737 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:13,090 And it's time to see. The brighter side of... 738 00:40:13,090 --> 00:40:15,210 Hey guys, welcome back. 739 00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:17,890 Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. 740 00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:20,720 Um, your producer said you wanted to talk to us after the show. 741 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,210 Yeah, that was a big lie. 742 00:40:23,210 --> 00:40:25,540 - Oh. Ah. I see. - Cool. Fibby. 743 00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:27,180 So, we're here why? 744 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:30,550 Well, I've been thinking about your little problem with the NCC, 745 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:33,770 so yesterday morning, I tweeted this out. 746 00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:37,180 Hey! iCarly's in trouble and they need money. 747 00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:40,100 If you have any spare cash, don't save it for your kids future 748 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:43,880 bring it here and give it to iCarly. 749 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,780 - Wow. - Thanks, but... 750 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,490 Shut up! 751 00:40:47,490 --> 00:40:49,770 You're not gonna believe this. 752 00:40:49,770 --> 00:40:51,590 But ever since my tweet, 753 00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:54,420 kids and parents have been showing up here all day and night, 754 00:40:54,430 --> 00:40:59,700 bringing whatever money they could scrape up, just for you guys. 755 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,530 Really? That's great. Cool. 756 00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:04,290 So check it out. 757 00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:11,270 This jar contains eighty-seven dollars and forty-five cents. 758 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,400 Yay? 759 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:21,590 - Dude, that's nowhere near enough mon... - Shut up again! 760 00:41:21,590 --> 00:41:25,100 Because this isn't all the money that people brought. Quest... 761 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:29,900 Can you play some happy ending music, please? 762 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,440 Now open that curtain! 763 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,030 - Oh my God! - Whoa-ho! 764 00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:44,080 - This is insane! - Dinero gigante! 765 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,060 Money! 766 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,320 - How much is that?! - Higgins? 767 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,670 Jimmy, you're looking at five hundred seventy-six thousand 768 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:53,720 and ninety-four dollars! 769 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,570 Ah! 770 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,210 Oh my God! 771 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,160 Wait. And this is all for us?! 772 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,610 It's all for iCarly! 773 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,780 Wait wait wait wait wait! 774 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,850 Did anyone hear that bell ring? 775 00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:06,020 I did! 776 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:11,920 And Jimmy says every time a bell rings, a penguin gets his soup. 777 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,170 - Jimmy, thank you so much! - You saved iCarly! 778 00:42:17,170 --> 00:42:20,940 Don't thank me, thank your fans. And me. 779 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:23,070 Okay, iCarly is saved. 780 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,760 A penguin had some soup. 781 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,210 Questlove washed the vomit out of his hat... 782 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:31,650 And that's our show! Goodnight everybody! 783 00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:34,690 - Yeah! - Woo! 784 00:42:36,110 --> 00:42:38,930 We did it! 785 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:40,790 Woo! 786 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,060 Ye-haw! 787 00:42:44,330 --> 00:42:45,760 Hey! 788 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,920 Woo-hoo! 789 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,530 Woo! 790 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:58,480 791 00:42:58,530 --> 00:43:03,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58545

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