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Okay... wait...
Is it straight?
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Uh, I think my side
needs to be a little higher.
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Sam...
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What are you doing with that balloon?
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Tapin' the string to Freddie's phone.
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My ph... ?!
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Hey, get your hands off my phone.
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- No prob.
- Awwww, noooo.
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Sam...
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You get my phone down from there right now.
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- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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No, no, no.
I want you to...
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I'm not sure the warranty covers that.
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Gibbehhhh.
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Whoa.
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You guys gettin' ready for a party?
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Yep.
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Carly's dad's comin' home for a few days.
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And it's the first time in three years.
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That I get to spend his birthday with him.
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So Spencer's not your dad.
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Noooo!
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Owww!
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- You deserved that.
- Great.
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Now, when I sit, I'm gonna have to put
all my weight on my left buttock.
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Okay. Okay...
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Tell me what you guys think.
Heh?
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Hehhh? Hehhhhh?
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- What?
- You got a job interview?
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Ewwww, no, gross.
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He never told our dad that he
dropped out of law school,
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so now he wants to pretend
that he graduated.
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And that he's a lawyer at a big law firm.
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I gotta!
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You want dad to come home
and be disappointed in me?
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He's been disappointed in you
since you were nine.
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Is that when Spencer set
that ice cream truck on fire?
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- Yes.
- It was an accident.
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Accident or not, it put mister
creamstein outta business!
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- Whoa, what's this?
- Don't touch it!
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- Which I have specially rigged with
automatic self-lighting candles.
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- Spencer...
- Oh, don't touch me, you're filthy.
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When we show dad the cake,
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he'll say, "well,
why aren't the candles lit?"
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And then Carly'll say, "what
do you mean they're not lit?"
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And then I'll press this button.
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And...
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I'll order another cake.
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm tellin' you just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance unless you take one ♪
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♪ and it's time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ just leave it all to me ♪
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Yo yo...
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Yeah...
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No, I get it.
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It's okay, you don't need to apologize.
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Okay, I'll handle it.
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Love you too. Bye.
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- What's wrong?
- That was my dad. He can't come home now.
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- What?
- No way.
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Yeah... there's some "situation"
in some country, I dunno,
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he's gotta help handle it.
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Who's gonna tell Carly?
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- I'm not tellin' Carly.
- Whyyyyyy?
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'Cuz it's gonna be like slappin'
a sweet puppy in the face.
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So you're gonna make me
tell her that her father...
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Junior Colonel Carly Shay with
a new jet fighter birthday cake,
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requesting permission to land.
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Dad is gonna love this.
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And right after he blows out the candles,
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Spencer... you and I
are gonna give him huge hugs.
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And Freddie, I want you
to get it all on video. 'Kay?
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Um...
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Weenies!
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Why are they weenies?
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I dunno.
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Some people are just
born with the weenie gene.
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Okay, somethin's goin' on here.
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Yeah. Sit.
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- Carly... sometimes... in life...
- I know...
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A man and a woman fall in love.
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- And they get "special feelings... "
- No, no, not that!
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Dad had a change of plans,
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and he can't come home right now.
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He is too coming home!
He told me!
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He was, but...
There's a military situation...
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But we planned a big birthday
party and everything!
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I know.
I'm sad about it, too, but...
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- Don't be mad at him.
- I'm not mad, I just...
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- I just miss him.
- You wanna talk about it?
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No.
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Hey...
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- Did you just call us weenies?
- Yes.
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- 'Kay.
- Later.
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- Okay, Gibby?
- Yep?
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Uh, go ahead and plug in cable b
to the port marked "balloons."
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Got it. Comin' down.
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Who are you?
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Don.
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I...
I... thought you were Gibby.
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No. I am don.
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Good work, don.
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Okay, where did don come from?
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Tokyo.
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You can take off, don.
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- H-a-I.
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- See ya at the club.
- Later, kid.
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When do we start the show?
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Where's Carly?
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In her room, fixing her makeup.
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- She was cryin'?
- Yeah.
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Why? You hit her?
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Nooo. I didn't hit her.
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She's still upset
about her dad not coming home.
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Well, she won't be upset
in a few minutes when...
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Shut up, she's walkin' in!
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- He's just...
- I don't care.
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Let's just get iCarly over with so I can
go back to my room and cry in the dark.
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In five, four, three, two...
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Hi.
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And I'm Sam!
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Now, hold on to your butter beans,
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- 'cuz this is iCarly!
- iCarly!
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Okay, now recently, we've noticed
somethin' about pineapples.
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They're usually naked.
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But tonight...
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- We're gonna dress up a few
pineapples reeeaaal purdy-like.
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No, we're not.
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- What are you doing?
- I'll tell ya what we're doin'.
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Me, Gibby, and Frednard got a cool
surprise for little miss Carly Shay here.
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As a lot of you know, Carly's dad...
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- ...Colonel Shay...
- ...Is in the air force.
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Can we not talk about my dad?
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So he couldn't be here in person...
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...To spend his birthday with
Carly and her brother, Spencer.
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This is cruel.
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Therefore, we've arranged for Carly to
throw her dad a birthday "iparty"...
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...Via the Internet.
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I told you, guys, he's at some
military base for the next five weeks...
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- There's no way we can contact him.
- Ah, but there is!
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And now, young Freddie will establish
contact with her dad, Colonel Shay!
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What?
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Spencer, get out here!
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I'm out here!
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And... connecting
to overseas air force base...
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Now!
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- What-up with the picture?
- One sec...
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- Colonel Shay, can you see us?
- Can he?!
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He can see us!
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- Hey, dad!!!
- Hey, dad!!!
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- It's me!!!
- I'm a lawyer!
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Why can't we see him?
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I dunno... he can't get
a clear video signal out.
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But he can see and hear
everything we're saying?
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Yes!
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Here, I'll put the instant-message
window on the big screen.
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- Hey, dad!!!
- Happy Birthday!!!
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- I miss you!!!
- I'm a lawyer!
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Dad, I love you so much!
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He called me snug bug!
That's me!
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- That's what he calls me!
- Yeah, it's a cute nickname.
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- Hey, Sam.
- Hey, Colonel Shay! My mom?
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Same as always.
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Okay. Colonel Shay, get excited,
'cuz it's time for...
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♪ Happy Birthday Colonel Shay... ♪
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dad!
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♪ Today's the day that you were born! ♪
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gibbeh!
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♪ We wish that you could be here with us! ♪
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♪ cuz if you were, we'd give you a hug! ♪
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♪ give him a hug! ♪
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♪ we bought a cake shaped like a plane... ♪
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♪ annnd paid for it with your credit card! ♪
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- Yay!
- Yeah!
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- Okay, come on, light the candles!
- Yeah, yeah. Go do...
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I will now light
the candles... on three.
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One...
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Guys, I may not be able to hold
this connection much longer.
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- Oh, quick, say bye.
- Okay, okay, say bye.
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- You need to say bye.
- Just say it!
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Okay, I'll say it!
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Dad... I really wish
we were together...
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But this almost feels like we are.
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Um, I'm really proud of you.
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Happy Birthday.
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I love you.
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And I love you guys.
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That's it.
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Lost the connection.
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Oh man, there's cake on the ceiling.
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Where?
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Oh. There.
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How can you not be mad?
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Mister Howard had every right
to be mad at me...
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I was texting in class.
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- But he took your phone.
- He'll give it back.
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- But he still...
- Hey! Hey.
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Nothing can put me in a bad mood.
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You guys hooked me up so I could talk
to my dad, live, on his birthday.
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That's it...
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You're both gettin' hugs.
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- Noooo...
- That's okay...
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No, no, it's happening, I'm serious.
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You're gettin' a hug...
I love you guys,
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- I love you.
- Oh, wow. Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay. All right.
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Heyyyy.
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- Um, who are...
- I'm Agent Kinsey.
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These are agents farrow and Morris.
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We're with the United States Secret Service.
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Heyyyy.
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This is about your recent Webcast.
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To a secure military base overseas.
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Heyyyy.
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- I don't understand this.
- Just relax, ma'am.
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How can we relax
when three secret service agents.
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Are tearing our apartment to pieces?!
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We're just checking your place out.
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Why?
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Let's just say that...
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Your recent iCarly Webcast
caught the attention.
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Of someone very high up
in the U.S. Government.
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- Awww, great!
- Stay calm.
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I can't stay calm!
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I promised my mom I wouldn't cause anymore
trouble with the U.S. Government!
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Clear.
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All right.
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We're done here for now.
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Please don't leave town
until we contact you again.
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Why can't we leave town?
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Just don't leave town.
254
00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:12,330
Okay.
255
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,290
Thanks for watchin' iCarly.
256
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:36,860
- You finish your test?
- Yeah.
257
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,700
And I probably flunked it 'cuz all I could
think about was being arrested by the feds,
258
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,890
and that scary man's voice
telling us, "don't leave town".
259
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,940
- Sam ever show up?
- No...
260
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,260
Nobody's seen her all day.
261
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,340
Psst. Over here!
262
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:56,010
- Where've you been?
- Gettin' stuff...
263
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,950
Here's a wig for you...
264
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,000
And a wig for you...
265
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,940
Passport for Carly...
And a passport for this one...
266
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,530
- What's the stuff for?
- We're blowin' this country.
267
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,060
We're headin' to the airport and
buyin' one-way tickets to amsterdam.
268
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,000
Sam...
269
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,600
Well, you wanna stay here in this country.
270
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,540
And go to federal prison for hackin'
into a secure communications network?!
271
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,710
- How are we gonna pay for
one-way tickets to amsterdam?
272
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,200
I got all my mom's engagement rings.
273
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,380
Now let's head to a pawn shop,
turn this bling into cash,
274
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,100
and get the Fudge outta dodge.
275
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,790
Uh, I think it might be too late for that.
276
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,720
Miss Shay, mister Benson, miss Puckett?
277
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,030
Puckett?
278
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,050
Oh, are you lookin' for Sam Puckett?
279
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,780
She passed away.
280
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,350
Funeral's Thursday.
Bye!
281
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,070
Miss Puckett.
282
00:14:58,650 --> 00:14:59,900
All right...
283
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,340
Put the cuffs on loose, would ya?
284
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,960
I don't like it
when they dig into my wrist.
285
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:09,610
Just come with us.
286
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,110
Please just go away and leave us alone.
287
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,050
We're just simple children of the Internet.
288
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,160
- Inside please.
- Okay wait wait wait...
289
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,980
Would you let us go if...
290
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:39,690
We give you this bag
of eighteen engagement rings?
291
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,890
- Engagement rings?
- We don't take bribes.
292
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,090
Now let's get inside...
293
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,230
There's someone in here
who wants to see you.
294
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,530
Who?!
295
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,270
Someone very high up
in the United States government.
296
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,680
Oh who, the president?
297
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:55,390
Higher.
298
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,270
I'm telling you, there's more!
299
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,670
- Wait.
- There's way more!
300
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,450
Yes!
301
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:07,050
So I'm trapped
in this giant Pumpkin, right?
302
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,680
You mean you're inside the Pumpkin?!
303
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,750
No. I'm inside it.
304
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,080
Hey, guys!
305
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,730
And the kids roll me out the front door,
306
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,730
into heavy traffic,
307
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:25,930
and then this big fish truck pushes
me straight into bell harbor!
308
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,420
- Did the Pumpkin float?!
- No!
309
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,560
- No.
- It sank like a rock!
310
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,770
I'm telling you, my life is
like a sitcom, I don't know!
311
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,750
- Oh, my goodness.
- Hey guys!
312
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,880
- Uhhh...
- Is that Mrs...
313
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,870
- Oh...
- Bama.
314
00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,160
Obama?!?
315
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,960
- Yuh-huh!
316
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:52,590
First lady of the United States of America,
317
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,990
I'd like you to meet Sam Puckett,
318
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:55,830
Freddie Benson,
319
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,800
and my bouncing baby sister, Carly Shay.
320
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,830
It is great to meet you Carly...
321
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,720
Freddie...
Sam.
322
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,610
Please don't put us in federal prison!
323
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,390
- He's the guilty one!
- My mom voted for your husband!
324
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,790
Hey, can you guys lend me
some laundry deterg...
325
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:20,070
Hey, who's your friend?
326
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:22,810
Can she be my friend?
327
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,260
- Stop.
- Not good.
328
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,470
- T-Bo, no.
- Oh, she married?
329
00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,570
Very.
330
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,550
Okay.
331
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,260
If it don't work out,
I'll be in the laundry room.
332
00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,580
So I'm confused.
Are we in trouble?
333
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,050
No, not at all.
334
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,250
She watched iCarly online
335
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,420
- no way.
- For real?
336
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:48,420
- Seriously?
- Mmm-hmm.
337
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,480
My daughters are big fans and I am too.
338
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:55,390
- Wait, is she...?!?!
- Later. Close it.
339
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:56,770
- Bye, T-Bo. Bye.
340
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,040
So what are you doin' here?
341
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,260
Your excellency.
342
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,040
You don't call her
"your excellency."
343
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,040
No, no, I kinda like it.
344
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:14,580
I came here to say I'm proud of you.
345
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,380
Why are you proud of us?
346
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,020
Because of how much you care
for your father...
347
00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,490
And because of what you two did
for your friend.
348
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,420
You mean, setting up the surprise
birthday party on iCarly?
349
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,160
- Mmm-hmm.
350
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,960
My husband and I talk to a lot of
people with family in the military.
351
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,700
Her husband is the president.
352
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:34,960
Sorry.
353
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,540
And it can be really tough.
354
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:41,940
For kids who have a mom or dad
away from home for a long time.
355
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,010
- So I...
- Wait wait wait,
356
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,050
hang on one second.
357
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,160
You got somethin'
I can make a sandwich with?
358
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:51,150
- Sam!
- The first lady is talking.
359
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,270
She's the most important
woman in the world.
360
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,330
So that means I can't have a sandwich?
361
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,020
Anyway... I was watching
iCarly with my daughters,
362
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,490
and I was really touched
by how much you love.
363
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:07,500
And care about your dad while
he's away serving our country.
364
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,170
Oh. Remember, you said
you were proud of us too.
365
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,770
Absolutely.
366
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,740
As important as it is for Carly
to support what her dad is doing,
367
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,840
it's just as important that she has
good friends like the two of you.
368
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:23,110
Who understand her situation
and support her too.
369
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,890
I would like to apologize...
370
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,760
- Bye, T-Bo.
- Later.
371
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,020
- Out.
- Close it.
372
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,330
Well, I should be getting
to my next meeting.
373
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,230
And somebody get this girl a sandwich.
374
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,640
Sandwich!
375
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,570
- Where's the bread?
- I'll get the mustard.
376
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,140
Uh wait... Mrs. Obama?
377
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,410
- Mm-hmm?
- Since you're here...
378
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,340
And since your kids
are big fans of iCarly...
379
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,870
Do you wanna have a little fun with us?
380
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,420
I'm sorry... the first
lady really has to leave.
381
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,850
Darn.
382
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:01,460
We wanted you to be on iCarly.
383
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,390
- Wait, for real?
- Yeah!
384
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,130
- Sure!
- Mrs. Obama, the governor's waiting.
385
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,400
Let the governor wait!
Come on, let's go do iCarly!
386
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:12,930
- All right.
- Yeah.
387
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,040
Okay! Next on iCarly...
388
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:20,840
...Since we have the first lady of the
United States of America hangin' here...
389
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,640
I'm on iCarly!
390
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:27,950
We figure it's the perfect time
to play our favorite game...
391
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:34,020
Is Gibby wearing a hat,
or criticizing a hamster?
392
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,280
Let's do this!
393
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,260
Sixty seconds on the clock.
394
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,360
And... Gibby!
395
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,550
Is Gibby wearing a hat
or criticizing a hamster?
396
00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:46,610
Hat!
397
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:49,410
Correct!
398
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,770
Yeah! Yeah! She got it right!
399
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,990
Okay, Mrs. Obama...
Are you ready for the next one?
400
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,280
Show me the Gibby.
401
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,890
Gibby!
402
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,990
Why do you run on that dumb wheel?
403
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,540
You never go anywhere!
404
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,150
Criticizing a hamster!
405
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,020
Uh, correct!
406
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,940
- Yes! U-S-A! U-S-A!
407
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,650
All right, it's about to
get a little tougher.
408
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,650
Bring it!
409
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:22,210
Gibby!
410
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:28,810
- Now, I'm not supposed
to give hints, but - hat.
411
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,470
It's hat! Pick hat!
I suggest hat!
412
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,280
Hat?
413
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:40,320
Correct!
414
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,990
Yeah. I helped!
415
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,880
Okay, Mrs. Obama, you have three points,
beating out our previous high score...
416
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,160
...Which was two.
417
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,160
...You've won
this bag of bolts...
418
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,390
...And nuts!
419
00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,430
Nuts and bolts supplied to iCarly
by Peggy's nuts and bolts...
420
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,770
For all your nut and bolt needs.
421
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,210
Ooo, now I can finally finish
that robot.
422
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:07,760
Oh, I'm not supposed
to mention the robot?
423
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:08,590
No.
424
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,800
And that concludes this very
special edition of iCarly!
425
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,800
Now this is for everyone out there who's got a
family member serving in the U.S. military!
426
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,830
Yeah!
427
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,830
And now...
428
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:33,670
Rrrrrraaaaandom
daaaaanciiiiiing!
429
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,070
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