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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,930 --> 00:00:12,129 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:15,430 Hiiiiiiiiiiiii. 3 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:18,830 Well, howdy there, idiot farm girl. 4 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:22,270 I brought your squirrel some peanuts. 5 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:25,440 - Uh, squirrel?! - Uh-huh. 6 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:28,140 That squirrel. 7 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:30,410 Now, now there, little sugar munch... 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,710 These here whiskers on my face ain't nary no squirrel. 9 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:36,820 This here's a mushystash. 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,720 Here you go, little squirrel... 11 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,350 Hey! Hey now! 12 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:45,160 Quit shovin' yr peutte into my mustache! 13 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:48,060 Ya dumb veggie burger!!! 14 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:50,830 Hiiii!!! 15 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:55,070 Looky... that's my brother, Clem. 16 00:00:55,140 --> 00:01:00,310 - Nice to meetcha there, Clem. - Ahhh!! Squirrel!!! 17 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:04,180 - Ouches! Ya slang-sheeted my mustache!!! 18 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,650 - Ouches! - Ow! 19 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:15,790 Where's your respect for cowboys?! 20 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:18,060 That's all we have. 21 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,990 I was supposed to come up with an ending. 22 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:22,600 - But she didn't. - I did not. 23 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,200 And this has been... 24 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,030 ... iCarly! 25 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,770 Guest starring meeeee! 26 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,200 - See ya next time. - On the Web. 27 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:30,600 - Worldwide! - Except for Yerba. 28 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:31,300 Where they have no freedom. 29 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:32,940 - Lighten up, Yerba! - C'mon!!! 30 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:36,880 Squirrel! 31 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,580 And we're clear. 32 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:39,950 - Yay! - Whoo-hoo! 33 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:42,210 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 34 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:42,880 Whoo! 35 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:43,620 Good job, brothah. 36 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,650 Yep. Okay, I'm gonna go soak my feet in milk. 37 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,920 - All right. - Sounds good. 38 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:50,090 - So weird. - Bye. 39 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,160 Hey, hey...Check out the email we all got. 40 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:57,430 - Who from? - "Olympia Municipal Courthouse." 41 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:00,700 "To Carly Shay, "samantha Puckett, "fredward Benson, 42 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,570 Oh my God, it says: 43 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:11,910 "Nora Dershlit is scheduled "for a parole hearing next week..." 44 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,480 Nora who trapped us in her basement? 45 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,510 That luna-chick? 46 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:16,850 - Uh-huh. 47 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,650 "...And, as the victims of her crime, 48 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,390 "you may attend and express your opinions 49 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:25,520 "as to whether or not miss Dershlit should be kept in prison... or released." 50 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:28,490 How can they even think about letting her out?! 51 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,700 Do you have any pudding cups? 52 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:33,530 Just one, and I already promised Freddie 53 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,470 he could have it after the show. 54 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:38,600 Ahhhh! 55 00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:38,669 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 56 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:42,110 In 5, 4, 3, 2... 57 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,910 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 58 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:49,210 ♪ somehow the world will change for me ♪ 59 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:53,890 ♪ and be so wonderful ♪ 60 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:56,090 ♪ live life, breathe air ♪ 61 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,390 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 62 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:03,230 ♪ and feel so wonderful ♪ 63 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,530 ♪ it's all for real ♪ 64 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,870 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 65 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:12,970 ♪ so wake up the members of my nation ♪ 66 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,640 ♪ it's your time to be ♪ 67 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:17,580 ♪ there's no chance unless you take one ♪ 68 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,940 ♪ and it's time to see ♪ 69 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:23,480 ♪ the brighter side of every situation ♪ 70 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,120 ♪ some things are meant to be ♪ 71 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,420 ♪ so give me your best ♪ 72 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:28,890 ♪ and leave the rest to me ♪ 73 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,120 ♪ leave it all to me ♪ 74 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:33,330 ♪ leave it all to me ♪ 75 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:37,960 ♪ just leave it all to me ♪ 76 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,360 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 77 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:49,430 Oh, yeah. 78 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,940 Oh. Oh. 79 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,140 Sam, Sam... 80 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:56,740 Too late, 81 00:03:56,810 --> 00:04:00,710 I already put my tongue in the pudding cup. 82 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:02,450 I don't care about the pudding cup! 83 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,950 I did! 84 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,520 We all have to go to Olympia next week and speak at Nora's parole hearing! 85 00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:08,990 - For what? - For wh... ?! 86 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:13,060 For to make sure that they keep that crazy girl in prison! 87 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:15,760 - Maybe they should let her go. - What?! Why?! 88 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:19,160 Look, I've been in prison. It is not fun in there. 89 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:20,970 And maybe when Nora trapped us, 90 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:23,770 she was, like, depressed or something. 91 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,300 Yeah well, I was bummed when I didn't get asked to junior prom, 92 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:31,910 but did I lure the cast of full house into my basement and torture Uncle Jesse? 93 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:38,620 Man, I'm so dang sick of this! 94 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,520 What are you doing?! 95 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,920 Puttin' on a suit so I can go home! 96 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,290 Dude, you don't need to keep pretending to be mister perfect for Freddie's mom. 97 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,590 - Yeah he does! - See?! 98 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:49,330 - If my mom sees how T-Bo really is, 99 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:53,430 she's never gonna let him stay in our house. 100 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,100 No offense. 101 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,500 Oh, I'm not offended. 102 00:04:56,570 --> 00:05:01,810 I feel all warm inside knowing your mom would be disgusted if she knew the real me. 103 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:07,250 It's not that. It's...Yeah it's that. 104 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,850 That's nice. 105 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:14,750 Let's all just pretend that T-Bo doesn't have feelings. 106 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:19,190 - Hey Teebs, wanna see what I got? - Not really! 107 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:21,630 Gibbehhh. 108 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,500 - Hallo. - Hey, baloney. 109 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,760 - Where have you been? - The mall. 110 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:29,800 With my head up inside somethin' for almost two hours. 111 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,140 Please say it was a horse. 112 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,340 Nope. 113 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:36,070 But it was inside this really cool machine... 114 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:41,950 That made this! 115 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,480 - Holy... - Cabeza! 116 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,080 - Noooooo. - Whoa. 117 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:47,890 It's an exact replica of my own head! 118 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,860 - What does it do? - Blow minds. 119 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,390 Look awesome. 120 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,530 - Wasn't it expensive? - Oh yeah. 121 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:59,230 - Where'd ya get the money? - From that diaper commercial I did. 122 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,100 - Oh yeah. - Ahh. 123 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:06,340 - Are your feet in milk? - Yep. 124 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:09,610 I love that. 125 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,740 Hey, did you see the email we got about freaky Nora? 126 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:14,050 Yeah. That's nice that they're lettin' her out. 127 00:06:14,110 --> 00:06:17,880 What?! What is the matter with everyone?! 128 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:20,450 That girl kidnapped us and beat the Fudge outta you! 129 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,220 Look, I'm forgiving. 130 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:24,220 And I like chinese food. 131 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:26,190 That's who I am. 132 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:30,430 That's who we are. 133 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,360 Well, sorry. But we're all going to that parole hearing 134 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:39,170 and we're all gonna tell the judge that Nora needs to be kept in prison. 135 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:44,010 Mmmmmm. I love that new head smell. 136 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:55,920 Hey...How come you have dog toothpaste in your bathroom? 137 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:59,320 I heard that dogs' mouths are cleaner than human's... 138 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:01,030 So I got to thinkin'... 139 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:04,260 Maybe it's their toothpaste. 140 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:07,030 You do not brush your teeth with dog toothpaste. 141 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:10,400 I do too! And watch... tickle my tummy. 142 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:15,610 Arrr! 143 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,740 So how long 'til you have to be back at work? 144 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:20,980 - About forty-five. 145 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:24,820 Oh. Well, maybe we should skip the spaghetti tacos and get right to dessert. 146 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,050 Ohhh, what are you serving? 147 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:33,260 - Lips and fresh berries. - I don't see any berries. 148 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:38,300 There are no berries. 149 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:44,840 Hey! 150 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,410 - Hey T-Bohhh, how ya doin'? Get out. 151 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:51,810 - I need to use your shower. - Why can't you shower at your place? 152 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,950 'Cuz Mrs. Benson don't "believe" in hot water. 153 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:56,920 So all they have is a warm water heater. 154 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:59,320 - So take a warm shower. - No! 155 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:02,520 Warm water don't melt T-Bo dirt. 156 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:08,160 - That a spaghetti taco? - Yeah, it is - wait - no... 157 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:11,960 I'm kind of in the middle of a lunch date with Cassie. 158 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:14,530 I don't know Cassie. 159 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,500 - Where ya goin'?! - To your shower! 160 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:18,800 But I don't want you... 161 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:19,840 I'm upset! 162 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:23,470 Oh. It's okaaaaay. 163 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:26,720 I like your face. 164 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:33,220 Dog toothpaste?! 165 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:38,520 Washington state women's penitentiary. 166 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:41,160 All right... 167 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:45,800 Nora Dershlit... you may speak on your own behalf. 168 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:51,240 Thank you, judge Moil. 169 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:57,870 The word "sorry" doesn't even begin to express how terrible I feel for... 170 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:01,880 For what I did to the iCarlys... 171 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:06,150 People who I wanted only to respect me... 172 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,550 To like me... 173 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:11,980 And to accept me as a person, and a chicken lover. 174 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:18,500 I'm not worthy of freedom. I deserve to rot in my cell. 175 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:24,580 It's not a joyful life, but not much worse than the life I used to have. 176 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,540 At least now I'm surrounded by other prisoners. 177 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:35,350 So... in a way, I finally have friends. 178 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:38,650 Oh, I'm sorry mom and dad. 179 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,550 The victims will now have a chance to speak. 180 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,590 Thank you judge. 181 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:46,320 Look, Nora... 182 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:50,030 What you did was... 183 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,830 Without... 184 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:57,540 - Without consequences... - Ehhnn. 185 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,910 - ...A person never learns to... - Hhhnn. 186 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:05,900 Oh, just let her go! Let her go!!! 187 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:10,060 It's okay. Shut up. Shut up. 188 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,480 Wanna smell my head? 189 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,450 Washington state women's penitentiary. 190 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,090 Nora Dershlit... 191 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:29,870 Trapping the stars of a Web show in your basement is a serious crime. 192 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,560 But since your victims... 193 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:41,580 - What is that? - Oh. This is an exact replica of my head. 194 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,970 Is it blowin' your mind? 195 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,310 Yes. 196 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:52,340 Nora... these nice iCarly kids have forgiven you for what you did. 197 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:57,240 And since your life up to this point has been truly pathetic... 198 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:02,560 This court takes pity on you. 199 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,860 Nora Dershlit is hereby granted parole, 200 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:09,930 to be immediately released to the custody of her parents. 201 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:15,660 - Oh, thank goodness! - Bailiff, remove her handcuffs. 202 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:28,580 - Aw, you guyyyyssss... - Aw. 203 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:31,220 Aw. I don't know what to say. 204 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:35,050 After what I did to you iCarlys on my 16th birthday, 205 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,590 you came all the way here today and helped me regain my freedom. 206 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:42,060 Ah, you don't have to thank us. 207 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:44,060 We're just happy you're a better person now. 208 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:47,470 Oh, I am! I know I am! 209 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,640 C'mon Nora... we've got a surprise 210 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,800 Norwegian Supper waiting for you back at home. 211 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:54,410 - Wow, truly?! - Yes baby. 212 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,740 And we've invited all your classmates from school. 213 00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,510 And they're all coming?! 214 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:02,250 - No. - None of them are. 215 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:09,820 Oh. Well...Carly, Sam, Freddie, Gibby, Gibby's head... 216 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:12,330 Would you all please come? 217 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:16,060 - Oh, we gotta go back to Seattle. - I got a pilates class. 218 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:22,070 Well, that's okay. I guess it'll just be me, my mom, and my dad. 219 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:25,610 Sorry. I can't make it, baby. 220 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:33,050 - Why not? - I wanna go camping alone tonight. 221 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:37,080 Oh. I guess it'll just be supper for the two of us then. 222 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,920 Okaaay, we'll come to your Norwegian Supper. 223 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,460 You will?! All of you will?! 224 00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:49,860 - Yeeaaahhh. - Whatever. 225 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:55,340 Oh yay! Yay for days! 226 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,960 Hey, uh... Anybody here see my taser? 227 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,760 - Sam... - Sam... 228 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,510 Oh, was this your taser? 229 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:19,530 - Spencer? - Hang on, I'm just getting my pants ready! 230 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,930 - Okay! Heyyyyy Cassie. - Heyyyy. 231 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,600 - Boo! - Oh yeah! You got the new zombie death squad game! 232 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:31,540 - Uh-huh! And all the weapons. - Aw. You genius! 233 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,710 C'mon, let's pop this sucker in and hit play! 234 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:37,380 Easy boy... What's the rush? Hmm? 235 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,780 I can't take it, I can't take it, I can not take it! 236 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:45,790 - Dude... - You know what's really irritating?! 237 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:48,760 - Could it be you? - No! 238 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:51,960 Mrs. Benson's makin' me play Mahjong with her! 239 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,660 Y'all ever play Mahjong? 240 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,060 - Uh, no. - Not really, no. 241 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,400 Well it's a terrible game! 242 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:01,400 What is your name again? You are fine. 243 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:04,840 - Terrance... Terrance... - Aw, here it comes... 244 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,340 - Terrance, are you in here? - Yes, Mrs. Benson. 245 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:12,310 I was just telling everyone about our stimulating game of Mahjong. 246 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:16,020 Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to play later. 247 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,580 Oh no. 248 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:21,750 Aw, you have to leave? That's too bad byeeeee. 249 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,290 I'm sorry, but my sister Susan used some new shampoo 250 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:29,030 that she was allergic to and now her scalp is covered with blisters. 251 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,060 I've got to get over there with a wire brush. 252 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,870 Oh, those blisters aren't gonna pop themselves, 253 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:36,470 and we've got zombies to murder. 254 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:41,710 Oh look there's a door, you can exit through that one. 255 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,140 Please keep an eye on our apartment tonight... 256 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,050 I'm gonna sleep over at Susan's house. 257 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,780 No worries Mrs. Benson. 258 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,180 Would it be okay if I vacuumed? 259 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:54,420 Oh Terrance, you always know the right thing to say. 260 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:57,560 Drive safely! Make sure you lock your... 261 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,330 I'd like to take a wire brush to her. 262 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,730 My stupid tv broke again. 263 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,670 Oh, you got the new zombie death squad game?! 264 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:07,570 - Uh-huh. 265 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,470 Let's take this chiz across the hall to my place, we'll play there! 266 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,840 C'mon, let's go! 267 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,110 - Wait... - What? 268 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,540 Why don't we let him play over there?... 269 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:20,810 ... And you and I could play over here, Hmm? 270 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,880 How?! The game's over there! 271 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,390 Oh, I'm home! 272 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:36,560 This is where I belong! Back in the bosom of my youth! 273 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:40,930 - Bosom. - I know. 274 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,270 Maurice!!! 275 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:45,570 Oh, Maurice, I missed you so much. 276 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,040 Gimme some beak. 277 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:51,640 This place brings back the memories, huh? 278 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,710 Yep. 279 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:57,050 Hey Nora... remember when your clown had an aneurysm? 280 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,450 Or should I say 'clown-eurysm'? 281 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,590 Yes. Poor cramps. 282 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,990 Okay kids, we don't need to talk about that terrible day... 283 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:14,600 Not when we have this beautiful buffet of Norwegian foods. 284 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:18,910 Yeah... what exactly are "norwegian" foods? 285 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,910 - Well, we have... lutefisk... - Lutefisk? 286 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:27,380 It's dried cod fish soaked in a lye solution for several days... 287 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,750 That's nauseating. 288 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,620 Nauseatingly delicious. 289 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:35,460 And then we have warm tongue with flan... 290 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,760 Ooo, and what about dessert... 291 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:44,130 Beef cookies and cream! 292 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,070 Okay, even I can't eat this chiz. 293 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,600 Hey, there's no way we're gonna make the last train back to Seattle. 294 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:55,040 I'll just text Spencer and tell him to come pick us up. 295 00:16:55,110 --> 00:17:03,150 Hey... pick us up from... Nora's at... about 9:00. 296 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:09,190 - Try this monkfish liver. - Or... sooner. 297 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,430 Yeah. Take that, zombie! Yeah! He took it! 298 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,990 - Ah! Where'd my zombie go? - It's behind ya!!! 299 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,430 - Swing it!!! - Uh-huh. 300 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,460 Watch out!!! 301 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:20,400 Ahhh, zombie teenagers!!! 302 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,340 I'm back... I forgot my wire br... 303 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,820 Mrs. Benson! 304 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,810 Ryan Seacrest! 305 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:34,850 Oh. 306 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,300 - I'mma have to call you right back. - It's not a phone. 307 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,790 Good evening. 308 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:48,090 Terrance! You had a party in my home without my permission?! 309 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,760 - Uhhh... - And what are you wearing?! 310 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,470 Well, you see... 311 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,430 All right, you want the truth?! 312 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,620 - Yes! Right now! - Y... I... 313 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:10,080 Okay! Nobody calls me Terrance! 314 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:13,590 I am T-Bo! T! Bo! I'm not fancy! 315 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:15,420 I don't talk like this. 316 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:22,630 I sling smoothies, I put food on sticks, and I like a lotta women! 317 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:26,370 - You lied to me! - So much! 318 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,000 - Why?! - So you'd rent me a room! 319 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,470 Now... this is the real me! 320 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:35,410 You can either accept me as I am, or just tell me to get out. 321 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,380 Get out. 322 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,250 And take your big axe with you! 323 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:49,390 - And what kinda cream is this? - It's made from pig's milk. 324 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:51,760 - I'm done. - I'm full. 325 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,260 That's enough a'that. 326 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:57,160 I love pig's milk. 327 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:59,770 I love it right from the pig. 328 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:03,620 - Oh, that must be Spencer. - I'll fetch him. 329 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:10,240 Hi, I'm Spencer Shay. I know we just met, 330 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,040 but I drank a double big chug on the way up here, 331 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,710 and if I don't hit a bathroom in the next 30 seconds... 332 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:14,880 Of course. 333 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:17,780 Mother? Would you please show Spencer to our best toilet? 334 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:20,290 Certainly. We just got a new one downstairs. 335 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,590 It's comfort height. 336 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,620 Oh. Any toilet will be fine. 337 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:27,260 Come with me. 338 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,830 Well, Nora... 339 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,700 Thanks so much for the awesome Norwegian Supper. 340 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:36,200 Yeah, I guess I've had worse dinners. 341 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:39,640 Oh, you're all so welcome. 342 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,480 Love the beef cookies. 343 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,380 And congrats on being released from prison. 344 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:48,250 Thank you. 345 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,520 Okay... I guess this is goodbye. 346 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:55,960 Ohhhhhh... No, it's not. 347 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,490 Yeah, we really gotta get back. 348 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:05,030 Yeeeaaah... but you're not gonna. 349 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,370 Uh, what are you talkin' about? 350 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:10,440 You children are going to be here for quite a while. 351 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,590 Yes. You will. I know you will. 352 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:23,520 - It's locked. - Move. 353 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,480 - Unlock it, Nora. - No. 354 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,290 The windows. 355 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:32,490 I don't think you'll be able to get them open either. 356 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:38,130 I know how to get a window open. 357 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:43,470 - All the windows have been replaced with maxi-glass. 358 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,940 They're quite unbreakable. 359 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,240 Yeah? 360 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,310 Well I don't think your faces are made outta maxi-glass. 361 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,510 Get 'em, Sam. 362 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,410 Wow Carly. I thought you cared about your brother. 363 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,420 Sam wait!!! What are you talking about? 364 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,590 My new favorite television program. 365 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,520 Jake and the fat man? 366 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:07,030 No. "Wheel... of... 367 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:10,060 Carly!! 368 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,430 "- ...Spencer." 369 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:17,100 Help! Help meeee! I'm on a wheeeeel! 370 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:20,210 - Spencer, where are you?! - He's in the basement! 371 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,710 That's right. 372 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,080 Spencer! 373 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:26,150 I'm afraid the door to the basement is quite locked. 374 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:30,220 And if Sam or any of you try to harm me or my mother, 375 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,790 this is what will happen... 376 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,320 - Whoa wait... what - what's happening... 377 00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:37,890 I'm turning... I'm rotating... 378 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,760 Aah! 379 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:44,900 I'm turning! And I still have to peeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 380 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,400 Aah! 381 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:56,350 Yaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! 382 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,720 Spencer! Spencer...!!! 383 00:21:58,790 --> 00:22:01,220 Silly Carly... he can't hear you. 384 00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:04,090 - He's in the basement. - Would ya stop that wheel?! 385 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:13,100 - Oh, I'd be glad to. - Aah! 386 00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:17,710 Oh. Ohhh... it stopped spinning. 387 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,610 Great. Now I can puke. 388 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,640 No need to watch that. 389 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:26,080 Don't turn it off! It was just gettin' good! 390 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:30,480 Nora... you're a nut case! 391 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:35,420 The proper term is "disturbed, lonely sociopath." 392 00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:37,830 Look dude, we're the ones who got you outta jail. 393 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:43,430 True. But first, you tainted the memory of my 16th birthday party. 394 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:48,270 So now, we're going to undo the taint. 395 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:51,070 Mother, please fetch our party guests. 396 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,940 - B-r-b. 397 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:57,280 You're the one who ruined the memory of your own birthday party! 398 00:22:57,350 --> 00:23:00,180 Everything woulda been cool if you'd just let us go home afterwards! 399 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,120 Instead of you and your stupid chicken locking us in your basement! 400 00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:06,220 You will never besmirch the name of my chicken! 401 00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:09,320 You apologize to Maurice right now! 402 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:12,360 Ah sniff it, Nora. 403 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:15,930 I will not sniff it... 404 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,730 But I will give Carly's brother the spins! 405 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,240 Oh, no. I'm moving again... 406 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:26,310 Why is it turning? What's happeniiiinnnnngggg?! 407 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:31,680 - Aah! - Just apologize to the chicken!!! 408 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,150 I'm so very dizzy! 409 00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:38,990 I'm sorry I b'smeared your name by calling you stupid! 410 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:44,660 And that I've eaten thousands of your relatives. 411 00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:46,560 Thank you, Sam. 412 00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:50,160 Now let's all wear party hats! There's some right over there. 413 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,430 - We're not wearing party hats! - Put on the hats!!! 414 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,050 Why don't we put on the hats then? 415 00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:59,730 Wait a second... 416 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,480 Why you guys starin' at me? 417 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:10,220 - You said, "wait a second." - Oh yeah. 418 00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:12,250 There's four of us, and one of Nora. 419 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,360 So let's just take that remote away from her. 420 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:20,360 Ooo, bad idea. See... if any iCarlys make a sudden move, 421 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:27,740 I hit this special red button and Spencer spins at top speed until his brain turns to goo. 422 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,110 - Goo?! - Yes goo! 423 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:35,580 And you won't be able to stop it. 424 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,650 She's really thought this through. 425 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:39,610 Yes. 426 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,980 Prison gives a girl lots of time to think. 427 00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:49,760 And to plan. And to not shower. 428 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,460 Oh. Wow, okay, getting weirder. 429 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:58,170 Uhhhh... what's goin' on? 430 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:01,870 Well, we can't have a birthday party without a few more guests. 431 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,970 Now, I'll go pick out an eight-track 432 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:09,910 so we can have some music to, y'know, puff up your jams. 433 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:11,510 What is she talking about? 434 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:15,350 We're recreating Nora's 16th birthday party. 435 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:19,520 Yes, and this time, my party will be perfect. 436 00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:24,490 And it will go on... Forever and ever and ever. 437 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,460 ♪ Dangerous ♪ 438 00:25:27,530 --> 00:25:31,270 ♪ you don't wanna mess with us ♪ 439 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,170 ♪ you might think you're tough enough ♪ 440 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,440 dance!!! 441 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:40,810 ♪ Wait till I get my hands on you...Ooh ♪ 442 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,850 ♪ I'm gonna, gonna getcha ♪ ♪ I'm gonna, gonna getcha ♪ 443 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:48,850 ♪ I'm gonna, gonna getcha ♪ ♪ I'm gonna, gonna getcha ♪ 444 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,920 ♪ I'm gonna, gonna getcha ♪ 445 00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:51,490 no! 446 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:56,320 ♪ I'm gonna getcha right now ♪ 447 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:59,260 ... so don't worry about me, mom... 448 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:03,500 We're all safe at a hotel with Spencer. 449 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:08,780 Love, Freddie. Send. There... 450 00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:20,880 And that takes care of all your cell phones. 451 00:26:20,950 --> 00:26:23,920 You sick chick. 452 00:26:23,990 --> 00:26:30,860 I think of myself more as... "Disturbed." 453 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:35,700 Now... mother and I will go fetch my birthday cake. 454 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,400 - Wait here children. - Oh, silly mother... 455 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:43,980 They couldn't leave if they wanted to. 456 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,150 - Okay, what are we gonna do? - I'll tell ya what we're gonna do. 457 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:56,050 Soon as those two freaks walk back in here... 458 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,050 No! No butter sock! 459 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,450 C'mon man! 460 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,890 You can't attack them as long as Spencer's on that wheel in the basement 461 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,430 or else Nora's just gonna spin him again. 462 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,000 And anyway, that butter sock is gross. 463 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,730 I change the butter once a month. 464 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,730 Do you really? 465 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,310 No. 466 00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:18,710 Man, there's no way to get this window open. 467 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,710 Hey! I know how Santa claus would get outta here. 468 00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:22,910 Ooo, the chimney! 469 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:24,850 - Right. - That's the one. Hurry. 470 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:29,480 No. On a reindeer. 471 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:32,590 - Gibby. - You idiot. 472 00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,460 We thought you meant climbing up the chimney. 473 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,190 That could also work. 474 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,030 Just stuff yourself up there and go for help! 475 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,400 - Kay-kay. - Wait wait wait! 476 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,130 The Dershlits'll notice he's gone. 477 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,030 Nooooo... 478 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:50,140 'Cuz "gibby's" gonna be taking a nap on the couch. 479 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,110 Perfect! Okay. 480 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:54,710 Sam, take the head off that dummy. 481 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:59,410 I don't know. I hate to damage someone else's property. 482 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,050 - C'mon. - C'mon. 483 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,920 Hey, hey, be gentle with my head. 484 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:05,420 - Give me the blanket. - I don't sleep on my side. 485 00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:12,090 Shut up, gib! Shut up! 486 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,530 Cover his butt. 487 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,460 - There! - Now let's get Gibby up that chimney! 488 00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:16,960 - Go, go, go. - Okay. Go. C'mon! 489 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,870 - Get your head in the thing! - Hurry! Hurry! Faster! Faster! 490 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:23,170 - C'mon, hurry up. Faster! - You're gonna come back. Hurry! 491 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,210 Just wiggle up the chimney like a husky worm! 492 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,450 Shhh! Shhh! Here they come! 493 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,750 ♪ Oh Nora's a jolly good person ♪ 494 00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:37,720 ♪ oh Nora's a jolly good person ♪ 495 00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:42,360 ♪ oh Nora's a jolly good perr-err-sonnnn... ♪ 496 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,320 ♪ now Freddie is gonna get kissed! ♪ 497 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,930 what? Those aren't the lyrics! 498 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:50,960 I don't wanna... aw, come on... 499 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,540 Here is your suitcase. 500 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,510 And some of your items. 501 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,380 But I don't wanna move out! 502 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,280 I don't give a bird's beak what you want! 503 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:06,950 Now take your things and leave! 504 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,420 But Freddie needs a male role model! 505 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,920 A man to look up to! 506 00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:14,820 That's why this country has Tony Danza! 507 00:29:14,890 --> 00:29:17,930 All right fine, you want me to leave, I'll just... 508 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,830 - Ha! Look what I got! - What's that? 509 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,970 My lease! 510 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,470 The lease that you and I both signed 511 00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:31,640 that says your guest room here is mine for a whole year! 512 00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:34,510 This is a restraining order. 513 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:37,440 It says you must stay at least one hundred yards away 514 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,980 from some girl named Porsha Sweet. 515 00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:45,520 Ha, ha! 516 00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:47,590 Here! This is the lease! 517 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,160 And it says you can't kick me out! 518 00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:53,690 Did you make a copy of this lease? 519 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,530 No. 520 00:29:54,600 --> 00:30:00,500 I went to the copy place but Porsha was there. 521 00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:06,710 Dang! 522 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:27,660 You guys just stood there eating cake while I was tampered with?! 523 00:30:27,730 --> 00:30:31,870 It's really good cake. 524 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:37,600 Errrggg... ahhh... Gibbehhh... 525 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:41,070 Yeeeaaahhh. Fresh air, baby. 526 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:45,110 Now I gotta get to the cops. 527 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:49,220 And then crazy Nora is gonna find herself back in prison where she... 528 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,790 Errrggg... ahhh... gibbehhh... 529 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:56,200 And I'm stuck. 530 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:06,030 - Did you enjoy your birthday cake? - Oh, I did. I know I did. 531 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,970 Okay Nora, now that you've eaten your birthday cake... 532 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,970 And my face. 533 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,840 - ...Can we go? - Well, of course not. 534 00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:21,220 - Gibby hasn't had any cake yet. - Oh, uhhh... he's napping. 535 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,820 Yeah, he wasn't feeling too well so... Still napping. 536 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:29,220 Nooooo, it's bad luck if ya don't have some birthday cake. 537 00:31:29,290 --> 00:31:31,930 Well, it's not really your birthday. 538 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:33,960 It is too! 539 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,560 Whether it's technically my birthday or not, 540 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,430 we're all going to pretend it's my actual birthday!!! 541 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:44,300 Do you understand?! 542 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:48,910 - Happy Birthday. - Thanks, Carly. 543 00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:52,850 Now, Gibby will eat some cake. 544 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:56,320 Wakey wakey, time for cakey... 545 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:04,190 All right! Where is the real Gibby?! 546 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:05,930 Where is he?! 547 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,460 - He uhhh. - Uhhh. 548 00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:09,630 He's gotta be in this house somewhere. 549 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,500 Fine. 550 00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:12,330 My mother and I will find him. 551 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,500 But this escape attempt will not go unpunished. 552 00:32:16,570 --> 00:32:18,940 Aw, are you gonna kiss me again? 553 00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:22,710 Ooo, somebody's been missin' my kissin'. 554 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:24,380 No no no no no no. I just meant... 555 00:32:24,450 --> 00:32:27,550 Later!!! For now... 556 00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:29,150 - No. Wait, Nora. - No, no. 557 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:31,220 - Nora, stop, please. - Argh. 558 00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:34,760 No, c'mon... not again... What did I do? 559 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:37,360 What did I dooooooo?! 560 00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:41,360 - Gibby?! Show yourself?! - Here, Gibby, Gibby, Gibby! 561 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:45,830 - C'mon, Gibby! - Aah! I'm on a wheel! 562 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:50,200 - I'm stuck in a chimney! - Wheel! 563 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:54,070 - Chimney! - Gibby! 564 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:54,940 Aah! 565 00:32:55,010 --> 00:32:58,080 - Here Gibby, Gibby, Gibby. - Chimney! 566 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:32,500 - Sam... Sam... fried chicken. - I want the leg, gimme the leg. 567 00:33:32,570 --> 00:33:34,940 - What time is it? - Morning. 568 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:37,410 I love fried chicken in the morning. 569 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,010 - There is no fried chicken! - Then why'd you wake me? 570 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:45,250 'Cuz we're still trapped at Nora's! 571 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:49,360 Aw, look at Freddie. 572 00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:51,460 What about him? 573 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,390 Boys are just so cute when they're asleep. 574 00:33:55,460 --> 00:34:00,100 Ah! What happened?! In five, four, three, two, what happened?! 575 00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:01,570 We're still stuck at Nora's. 576 00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:05,300 Aw, it's morning. Where's Gibby with the police?! 577 00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:07,810 I know, he shoulda been back here with the cops a long time ago. 578 00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:09,540 Okay, let's not freak out. 579 00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:11,780 Gibby's probably with the police right now. 580 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:15,150 We just gotta stay cool and have faith in Gibby. 581 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:21,820 - ...Gibbehh-gibbehh-gibbehh. 582 00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:26,830 Behh-gibbehh-gibbehh-gibbehh... 583 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:32,060 - Ah, man - how long are we supposed to stand here and wait for him? 584 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:36,800 Well, I'm not sure we have lots of options as hostages! 585 00:34:36,870 --> 00:34:39,810 Look, Gibby's gonna come back with help and everything's gonna... 586 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:43,210 Ooo, are we talking about our friend Gibby? 587 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,810 Sorry, iCarlys... 588 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:49,420 But he's already been gone for twelve hours. 589 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,820 So, it seems Gibby won't be coming to your rescue this time. 590 00:34:53,890 --> 00:35:02,560 Oh, boo-hoo! Boo-hoo! Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! 591 00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:06,270 - Heyyy. What's goin' on? - It's Nora's dad! 592 00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:07,600 We'll tell ya what's goin' on! 593 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:10,140 We've been held hostage here all night by your psychotic daughter! 594 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,040 And your demented wife! 595 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,310 - And she's been spin-torturing my brother! 596 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,180 - It's been a living nightmare! - Well, that's terrible. 597 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,080 - Yeah! - Duh! 598 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:22,850 Nora... This is supposed to be a party. 599 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,420 A birthday party! 600 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:29,120 That will go on forever... And ever... 601 00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:32,320 - ...And ever and ever... - ...And ever and ever 602 00:35:32,390 --> 00:35:36,230 - and ever... - Oh my God. 603 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,330 ...And ever, and... 604 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,070 Hey! Hey, you kids! 605 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:44,970 Hey! Up here! Yeah, hi! Uh, can I get a little help? 606 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,140 Hey, that's the dude from iCarly! 607 00:35:47,210 --> 00:35:49,140 - Yeah, that's Gibby! - Gibbehh! 608 00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:51,180 Hey, Gibby! Take off your shirt! 609 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,650 No! I do that less frequently now. 610 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:57,380 Listen, I'm stuck and I can't move my arms, 611 00:35:57,450 --> 00:35:59,320 I need you guys to call the cops! 612 00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:02,050 - Let's throw balls at him! - Yeah! 613 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,820 What?! Nooo! 614 00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:07,490 Don't throw balls at me! I'm completely vulnerable! 615 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,900 Why would you wanna throw... 616 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,230 Ha-ha! 617 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,770 Ya missed me, ya missed me now ya gotta kiss... 618 00:36:13,830 --> 00:36:18,500 Owwwww! This is how you treat an Internet star?! 619 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:21,110 Stop it! Ahhhh! 620 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:25,540 Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! 621 00:36:25,610 --> 00:36:31,380 I'm so dizzy! Carly!! Carly!!! 622 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,020 Will you stop spinning my brother?! 623 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:34,450 - No! - Why? 624 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,020 I sang you Happy Birthday like you wanted! 625 00:36:36,090 --> 00:36:40,290 - You were pitchy! - Well! 626 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,100 - Woooo-aaaaaah! Ahhhhh! Carly! 627 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,000 - Run Gibby! - Gibby?! 628 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,430 - He's still in the house! - Check all the bedrooms! 629 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,140 - Gibby! - Gibby, Gibby, Gibby! 630 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:50,770 You saw Gibby?! 631 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,440 No, I threw a glass thing in there to buy us some time. 632 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:53,240 Time for what? 633 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:57,110 To figure out a way to get us outta this nut hut! 634 00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:59,110 Why hasn't your freakish mother come looking for us by now?! 635 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:02,050 She thinks we're with Spencer at a hotel so why would she... 636 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,080 The chip. 637 00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:03,850 What chip? 638 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,350 The one my mom had surgically installed in my head when I was a toddler. 639 00:37:07,420 --> 00:37:08,920 If it stops transmitting, it triggers 640 00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:12,220 an emergency distress gngnal on my mom's tracking device and tells her my location! 641 00:37:12,290 --> 00:37:13,790 Cool, then make it stop transmitting! 642 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,660 - Where's the off switch?! - I don't know. It's in my head. 643 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:20,870 - Ah! - Mrs. Benson, help us!!! 644 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:22,940 Shhhh! You want the Dershlits to hear you?! 645 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,900 Slapping my head isn't gonna make the chip stop working! 646 00:37:25,970 --> 00:37:27,240 Then what will make it stop working?! 647 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:28,770 And trigger the emergency signal?! 648 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,610 I... I guess it'd have to be electrically shorted out somehow. 649 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:39,020 - Oh! The shock pen! - Aw, the shock pen? 650 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,620 - Is that Spencer's? - Yeah. I stole it! See? 651 00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:43,790 Why'd you steal his shock pen? 652 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:46,870 'Cuz I like it, and I didn't have one. 653 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:49,800 Where's Gibby?! 654 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:51,430 Just don't look in your parent's shower! 655 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:57,800 The shower! Mother! Father! Gibby may be showering! 656 00:37:57,870 --> 00:37:58,800 Okay Benson, 657 00:37:58,870 --> 00:38:00,810 I hope this thing is powerful enough to blow that chip. 658 00:38:00,870 --> 00:38:03,140 No no no no no! Let Carly do it. 659 00:38:03,210 --> 00:38:05,440 - Why? - 'Cuz Carly cares about me. 660 00:38:05,510 --> 00:38:06,580 At least she'll try to be gentle. 661 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:12,220 She won't just take that thing and stick it... 662 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,390 Here, gimme that. 663 00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:20,560 - What are you doin'? - Just to be sure. 664 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,600 How did you get in here? 665 00:38:28,670 --> 00:38:31,070 With my key... that I'm returning. 666 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,870 Well put it on the table and go. 667 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,010 One sec... I gotta get my shampoo outta the bathroom. 668 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:38,010 - No, just go buy some more. - Unh-uh! 669 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,650 I bought that in Jamaica... you can't even get it here. 670 00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:43,020 Whatever... fine, go. 671 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,680 I don't know why you're bein' all sticky. 672 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,990 I moved out like ya told me to. Just get your jamaican shamp... 673 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,290 - what's that? - Oh my God, Freddie's in trouble! 674 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,100 - How do you know? - I just know!!! 675 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,500 What if that crazy Nora girl has done something again?!?! 676 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:02,270 All right all right, chill your wig. 677 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,170 - I've got to go help Freddie! - Okay, I'll take you. 678 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,610 - I can drive myself! - No, there'll be too much traffic. 679 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:08,240 We'll get there quicker on my motorcycle! 680 00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:12,040 - O-okay! Where are you going?! 681 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:17,100 To get my seven dollar bottle of Jamaica my hair so silky! 682 00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:23,990 - C'mon Carly, you can do it! - C'mon, get it down there. 683 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:31,260 Yeah. C'mon, Carly, do it. C'mon. Yeah. 684 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,560 Your turn, Freddie. 685 00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:36,500 Do it Freddie! Get it on there good! 686 00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:38,570 Who plays pin the tail on the birthday girl?! 687 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,040 Yeah. And why is she wearing the blindfold?! 688 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:44,880 Just pin the tail on my daughter's butt! 689 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:47,980 Yeah. 690 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:51,180 Okay! This is outta control! 691 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:54,750 We've been here for fifteen hours and we wanna leave!!! 692 00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:56,990 - Open this door!!! - No! 693 00:39:57,060 --> 00:40:03,030 - We may never open that door! - That's right! 694 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:08,930 Because my birthday party shall go on forever and ever... 695 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:18,540 ...And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and... 696 00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:22,010 - Freddie! - Mom!!! 697 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,180 - T-Bo!!! - Chicken?! 698 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:29,820 - Freddie! - Spin the brother! 699 00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:32,320 Oh no. I'm moving again! 700 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:32,990 Wooooaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! 701 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:34,830 No. No, stop it. Give me the remote. 702 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:38,730 Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Stop. 703 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,400 Sam! Sam, get me the remote from Nora! 704 00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:48,440 No. 705 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,950 Spencer! 706 00:40:55,010 --> 00:40:56,680 I can't get this stupid door open! 707 00:40:56,750 --> 00:41:00,920 I got the key to that! Move! 708 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:04,060 Thanks!!! 709 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:08,090 - Spencer!!! Spencer!!! - Carly... Carly, is that you?! 710 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,600 Yeah! 711 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:18,940 Oh, I'm gonna vomit so hard! 712 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,810 That's for breaking my doors! 713 00:41:20,870 --> 00:41:24,490 - Ohhh, nobody spanks T-Bo! 714 00:41:27,010 --> 00:41:31,380 Mother! 715 00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:33,490 Careful Sam, those are sharp! 716 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:34,920 So are these! 717 00:41:34,990 --> 00:41:41,330 You girls want a little taste of a fencin' Benson? 718 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:01,580 - Is it stopped? - Yeah. 719 00:42:01,650 --> 00:42:03,630 Have I stopped spinning? 720 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,090 Yeah mom! Get her! 721 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,100 You made a hamburger?! 722 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,440 Your mom's got this. 723 00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:49,380 I put his robe on him backwards. 724 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:54,330 Okay... I'm tired a'these Dershlits. 725 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,900 Tired of us? What does that me... 726 00:42:57,970 --> 00:43:01,740 Wait wait wait I'm allergic to... 727 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:05,920 I warn you, Sam Puckett, you better... 728 00:43:08,850 --> 00:43:11,480 - I... I am so nauseous! - It's okay, you're okay. 729 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:17,390 I might puke on your shoulder. 730 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:21,190 I'm sorry, I puked on your shoulder. 731 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:26,560 It's okay, just never talk about it. 732 00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:30,040 Nice work, mom. You too, Terrance. 733 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,440 Aw, give it up man... 734 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,170 Your mom busted me. And she kicked me out. 735 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,540 Aw, you kicked him out? 736 00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:40,510 Yes, but I'm kicking you right back in. 737 00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:42,850 One more time??? 738 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,420 - Terrance... T-Bo... You helped save my Freddie... 739 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:49,820 So you may keep your room in our house. 740 00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:52,820 For four hundred dollars a month. 741 00:43:52,890 --> 00:43:58,830 - Awww, Mrs. Benson... - Don't touch us!!! 742 00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:04,300 Wh... what's... What's happening...? 743 00:44:04,370 --> 00:44:07,240 You wanna know what's happening, Nora? 744 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:10,780 You and your freak parents are going to prison. 745 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:16,880 - Forever and... - ...Ever and ever and ever 746 00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:20,650 - and ever? - Yes. 747 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:29,060 And ever and ever and ever and ever... 748 00:44:29,130 --> 00:44:32,160 Kids can help you with it, everybody has been doing this. 749 00:44:32,230 --> 00:44:35,600 And again, you bake it instead of frying so that you're saving tons of fat... 750 00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:37,940 Hey dad! 751 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,010 No, it's almost two in the morning here. 752 00:44:41,070 --> 00:44:43,510 How'd you know? 753 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,940 It was on the news?! 754 00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:48,180 No... no, no, we're all fine. 755 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:53,420 Yeah, they took the girl and her parents to jail so, y'know, happy ending. 756 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,320 I promise. 757 00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:59,330 Carly's up in her bed, safe, and sound asleep. 758 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:04,400 Gibby!!! 759 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:10,340 Hey?! Anyone?! 760 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,070 I'm still heeeeere!!! 761 00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:19,080 Gibbehhh... 762 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,980 Aw, more balls?! 763 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:28,020 Nah...Oh...Oh... 764 00:45:28,090 --> 00:45:33,490 Gibby. 765 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:34,890 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 766 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:39,490 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57556

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