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What are we gonna do?
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Oh, man, I don't know.
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Let post fix it.
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Miranda.
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Miranda.
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Oh, God.
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Sneezed, tissue.
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I got it, I got it.
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Thanks.
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It's always a pleasure.
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Everything, ready?
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Yeah, we got the video
cued on the studio set.
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Cool.
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Bring Jerry, okay?
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You got it.
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Bring Jerry to set.
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Miranda, I have Dan Schneider
on the phone for you.
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He says it's really important.
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Take a message.
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Hey, Dan, yeah, she's busy.
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Hey, Miranda, cucumber or brick?
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Brick.
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We're going with the brick.
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Miranda likes the brick.
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Hey, I have Jerry.
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What's goin' on?
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Just sit.
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Uh--did I do something wrong?
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'Cause I really need this job.
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Look Jerry, I-- you know
I love playing Spencer.
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I know.
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I just need to talk to
you about something.
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Yeah, I also really need the money.
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I just leased a new car and my
dog has a thyroid condition
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that's really expensive to treat.
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I'm not firing you.
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Whew.
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Thanks.
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You just gotta start working a
little harder in rehearsal.
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What do you mean?
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You've been messing up too much.
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I have-- no, I haven't.
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Haven't you?
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Well... maybe you need
to take a look at this.
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Take a look at what?
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What is going on?
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I was just in the bathroom and-- shh.
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Um, but almost definitely sour cream.
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Hold, uh--sour milk.
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I didn't say they were hot.
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Dan, you didn't say--dyoods.
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I know you guys are mad, I
won't let you go to the fight
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but, sorry, I don't
know what line to say.
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Why are you drinking ketchup?
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My magic meatball told me to.
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... And the rescue of the horklops
from the planet Jooveron!
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I'm gonna use the word flawless.
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Proton missiles set to
-- what's the line?
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What was that crash?
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We're fine.
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The elevator just fell nine stories to the...
To the what?
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The basement.
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It's in the basement.
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Can you show me where that is?
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It's on the stairs.
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I'll take those.
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That's a really old video game
from like the last century.
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One of the most pop-- I don't
know what to say anymore.
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But, I have a got a
wagon full of dog parts
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and a big bag of dog hair...
Hold.
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I got a wagon full of
dog parts apparently.
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Talk's cheap chot--toder?
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That's not his name.
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Why?
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Sorry.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, my God.
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I told you, I have a boyfriend.
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Is he served with soft chee-- what?
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Go back to one.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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I'm sorry.
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I just-- can I have a minute?
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Don't be embarrassed.
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Just roll the main titles, please?
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I know--the world will change.
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Just roll it, please, come on.
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
* I know, you see *
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give it your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ just leave it all to me ♪
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okay, okay.
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I'm not the only actor on
iCarly that sometimes messes up
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their lines.
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Here, let me see this.
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Oh, don't, don't touch my mouse.
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No, I'm-- don't touch it.
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You're a dirty person.
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I'm not a dirty person.
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Okay, fine, do it.
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Ah-ha!
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Nathan bloopers.
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Let's take a look at this.
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Mr. blanton picked up
Sam on--ha-mad-ooven.
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He's just--he's just pernoding.
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That's what he's doing.
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And the cheerleaders, let's
meet the fear leader.
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[Babbling]
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Well, I thought you might wanna snack,
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so I took some raisin bread,
put a little butter
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and toast on it.
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Then, I put a little butter on
toast on it, then cinnamoned it.
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...
just hurry up and-- yeah.
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Don't-- what?
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I don't even know.
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That's okay.
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You look good in a tux.
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Thank you.
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You're coming with us
to the groovy smoothie
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to interview all the guys who
entered your little... come on,
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can you really bring-- in
the-- I am so confused.
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You guys think I'm funny?
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Hello.
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Yes. Puberty.
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All righty ...
'Cause if you're dating Shane,
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that'll make Carly want a boyfriend,
and then I-- oh, shh, shh.
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Here, he comes.
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Go, leave.
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Why are you blocking your face,
I didn't pull it out yet.
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Okay, guys, look, well
no-- are you okay?
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Yes, I'm just fine.
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Hook up my tid cable from the
ugc port on left-- all right.
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So, this is really where
you guys do iCarly from?
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Yeah, right upstairs.
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I live across right-- do you?
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I don't bluff.
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Okay, I was bluffing when
I said, I don't bluff.
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But I'm serious about quitting.
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All right.
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That was it!
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Ha-ha.
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See that?
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Nathan's made a lot of mistakes
himself, so I'm not the only one
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who wastes time while we're filming.
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So we clearly have a problem
with the iCarly boys.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What?
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Look at that one, fifth one down, see?
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Jennette bloopers.
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This meeting is about you.
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Click on the jennette thing.
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Come on, just click on it.
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I will come over there-- okay.
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Uh--the boy doesn't make the
decision-- whoa, I'm sorry.
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Gibby turns me down.
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Like I'm not good enough
for that shirtless potato!
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[Beeper]
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Shoot.
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We used some footage
from a recent-- yeah.
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Why does he have two
bullet holes in his eyes?
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Those are his eyes.
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That was not right.
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...My mom just had laser eye
surgery this morning and--
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no, it was this afternoon.
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I'm sorry, wasn't this
morning, it was 12.
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Get out!
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Don't you lie to mamma.
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I'm sorry.
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Shoulda put it on my
tray in the first place.
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You don't wanna know
where I-- I'm Carly.
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I am not Carly.
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I thought you-- well, since
my mom doesn't fig-- what?
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Back to one.
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Since my mom doesn't
fig-- doctors can't fix?
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I'm sorry.
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Somebody barked behind
us-- it's not my fault.
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Waiting around for people
makes me crave-- what?
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Makes me crave?
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Why do I not rock?
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Look at me, I'm rock--
I'm rocking right now.
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I'm walkin'.
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Look.
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I know I'm not a perfect actor.
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Yeah.
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But you know as well as I do,
when you're making a tv show,
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sometimes things just don't happen
the way they're supposed to.
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That's probably what's
in this clip package.
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See?
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Things that didn't happen the
way they were supposed to.
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Mm-hmm.
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Should I click it?
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I think you have to.
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Take that.
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Take that, telescope manufacturers.
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Ahh.
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Cut it!
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Back to one.
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Open the door!
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Hello, the remote's gone again.
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That's--yeah-oh, we lost it.
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It's out of there.
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5...
4-- my bad.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Our tv.
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Watch the tv swing out...
[beep]
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Come on!
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I'm here.
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This ostrich thinks I'm a lady.
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Whoa.
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Hold.
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Said hold too late.
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Aah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm fine.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, anyway, on behalf of
Briarwood-- this is for you.
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What is this-- you know it is
so lonely in the afternoons
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without Freddie.
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I'm sorry.
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Cut.
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This stuff was still
in my mouth, dude.
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It's all over the place.
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What's the matter with you?
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Uh-oh-- oh, dude.
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Why?
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So, should we look at more clips?
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Sure.
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Right after this commercial break!
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The camera's behind you.
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Right after this commercial break.
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We are back.
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The camera's behind you.
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We are back.
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So, we were talking about recipes?
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No, we were talking about the
fact that you've been screwing up
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a lot on the show.
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Well, maybe I've been messing up
'cause I'm physically wrecked.
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Wrecked?
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Yeah, 'cause of all the
stunts I do on the show.
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You don't do that many stunts.
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Do so?
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Click on that.
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Click on what?
270
00:11:14,794 --> 00:11:15,527
Fourth from the bottom.
271
00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:16,127
I'm clicking it.
272
00:11:16,195 --> 00:11:17,362
Click.
273
00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:19,195
Come down from there
before you hurt yourself.
274
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,562
No worries, I got my legs
wrapped around this pipe.
275
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,326
Aah!
276
00:11:22,393 --> 00:11:23,927
Ooh!
277
00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:25,693
I'll get it.
278
00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:26,392
Augh.
279
00:11:26,459 --> 00:11:28,960
[Phone ringing]
280
00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:29,758
Hey, you guys.
281
00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:30,891
I was wondering-- aah.
282
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:35,028
Ooh.
283
00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:37,392
Oo-aah!
284
00:11:37,457 --> 00:11:41,927
Fire!
285
00:11:41,989 --> 00:11:43,990
Aah!
286
00:11:44,055 --> 00:11:50,294
Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
287
00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:52,388
Whoo.
288
00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:57,224
If you need me, I'll be at the gym.
289
00:11:57,286 --> 00:11:59,220
Ha!
290
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:03,189
A-haa.
291
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,853
Stop, stop.
292
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:08,953
Got it.
293
00:12:09,017 --> 00:12:12,119
Hurry back.
294
00:12:12,183 --> 00:12:13,750
I know.
295
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,834
You know, when I was a kid, I
wanted to build one like this.
296
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,668
But dad always said there were-- aah!
297
00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:22,367
Aah, ooh.
298
00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,666
Will you turn that down a little?
299
00:12:24,731 --> 00:12:27,833
Aah!
300
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,498
Oh-ho.
301
00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,396
Aah-ha-ha-ha.
302
00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:39,931
Aah.
303
00:12:39,995 --> 00:12:42,096
See all the stunts I do?
304
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,594
S we all do stunts.
305
00:12:43,661 --> 00:12:45,595
Prove it.
306
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:46,326
What button?
307
00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:47,293
The green one.
308
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,160
I'm pressing the green one
and nothing's happening.
309
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,960
Aah!
310
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,593
Time for a confetti surprise.
311
00:12:52,659 --> 00:12:53,859
Hit it.
312
00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:54,358
[Explosion]
313
00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:55,758
Aah!
314
00:12:55,825 --> 00:12:56,124
Move.
315
00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:57,458
Ah, ow.
316
00:12:57,525 --> 00:12:58,091
Move ahead.
317
00:12:58,157 --> 00:12:59,191
Ye-aah.
318
00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:01,225
Windmills...
Aah!
319
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,457
Can you toss me an apple?
320
00:13:02,524 --> 00:13:03,590
Red or green?
321
00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:06,725
Red 'cause green apple always-- oh.
322
00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:08,389
Whoo.
323
00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:18,454
Oww.
324
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,520
Hit the floor.
325
00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:27,651
Aah.
326
00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:40,420
Yea-aah.
327
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:42,082
Nooo.
328
00:13:56,778 --> 00:14:05,386
You girls call me when you learn
to be a little more-- aah.
329
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,544
Bad bear.
330
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,544
Aah.
331
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:09,877
Aah.
332
00:14:09,942 --> 00:14:14,346
Gibby, wait.
333
00:14:14,408 --> 00:14:15,742
Aah.
334
00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:16,541
[Doorbell]
335
00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:17,641
It's shelby.
336
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,776
Ah, I'm not here.
337
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:24,510
How are we gonna get-- aah!
338
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,173
Aah!
339
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,005
Carly, don't let go!
340
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,875
Why on earth would I let go?!
341
00:14:35,937 --> 00:14:38,205
See, Spencer isn't the
only character on iCarly
342
00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:39,270
that does stunts.
343
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,438
Yeah, anyway, you know what
really wastes time on set.
344
00:14:41,503 --> 00:14:42,002
What?
345
00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:44,303
Everyone acting all silly, and
being goofy, and laughing
346
00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:45,803
and just being unprofessional.
347
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:47,102
I think you're exaggerating.
348
00:14:47,101 --> 00:14:47,701
No.
349
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:52,768
Here, let's watch this clip labeled...
Dan sent me some direction
350
00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:18,129
via text message.
351
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:19,996
Let me clear this message here:
352
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:22,763
I will act better.
353
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,461
♪ when it all goes down ♪
354
00:15:24,527 --> 00:15:25,827
♪ I need to tell ya ♪
355
00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:26,660
♪ you're gonna love me ♪
356
00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:27,460
♪ you're gonna tell me ♪
357
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,094
♪ that you're ready to go ♪
358
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:29,860
♪ I'm already there ♪
359
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:30,726
♪ look up in the air ♪
360
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:31,626
♪ 'cause I'm the star ♪
361
00:15:31,693 --> 00:15:32,659
♪ of the show ♪
362
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:33,859
♪ I'm numba one, baby, ♪
363
00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,560
♪ always numba one baby, ♪
364
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:41,762
I want to squeeze your cheeks.
365
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:45,823
What if I...
Okay, let's be serious.
366
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:55,720
Nathan.
367
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,454
Yeah, I'm good.
368
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,353
Thanks, Dan.
369
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:03,357
Easy, Nathan.
370
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:06,120
While we're waiting, Miranda's
learning her lines.
371
00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:06,551
Cut.
372
00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:09,653
Are we already rolling?
373
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,953
Oh, we are-- she's learning
'em as we're rolling?
374
00:16:12,017 --> 00:16:13,818
Okay.
375
00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:14,617
♪ you're gonna love me, ♪
376
00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:15,417
♪ you're gonna tell me ♪
377
00:16:15,484 --> 00:16:18,619
♪ that you're ready to go ♪
378
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:21,485
can I have the first line once?
379
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:25,351
Okay, you can-- no, I
wanna-- no, do it.
380
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:28,015
Whee. Who are you?
381
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:40,646
Look, I shouldn't just blame
you and jennette and Nathan
382
00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:41,878
for messing up on the show.
383
00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:44,446
Yeah, there's that Gibby
guy and what's his name?
384
00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:46,078
Nevel and Lewbert?
385
00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:46,910
And other guest stars.
386
00:16:46,977 --> 00:16:48,144
Yeah, click that package.
387
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,743
Okay.
388
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,010
Aww, your song's over?
389
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:55,311
Do another one.
390
00:16:55,374 --> 00:16:58,610
Oh my God, she was caught in my pipes.
391
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:05,413
Aw, your song's over--
be quiet, gabby-- Gibby.
392
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:07,006
Sorry.
393
00:17:07,072 --> 00:17:09,273
You shouldn't--aah!
394
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:10,806
I'm sorry.
395
00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:12,606
[Laughter]
396
00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:13,104
She kicked me.
397
00:17:13,171 --> 00:17:13,804
She started talking to people.
398
00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:15,338
I'm sorry.
399
00:17:15,404 --> 00:17:17,905
I always watch, because I've
been worried about your posture.
400
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,505
Don't tell my mother.
401
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,437
Hey, what's up?
402
00:17:22,503 --> 00:17:26,806
Hey-- I don't believe I know you.
403
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:30,204
Where's Josh?
404
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,602
Where's mom and dad?
405
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:37,337
Have you changed your--
the locator chip.
406
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,836
As soon as Freddie was
old enough to toddle,
407
00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:45,268
I had a locator chip put in his head.
408
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,567
If Spencer tries to be lazy,
throw coffee in his face
409
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:49,197
to perk him up.
410
00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:49,796
No, sorry.
411
00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:50,197
Really?
412
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:52,264
He said that, coffee?
413
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,331
Throw water in his
face to perk him up.
414
00:17:54,396 --> 00:17:57,932
Well, she was-- yeah, I know.
415
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,530
I wasn't feeling it either.
416
00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:01,061
Going over there.
417
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,896
I gotta hit the loo.
418
00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:06,229
Oh.
419
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,328
Check out what it says
every fourth word.
420
00:18:08,393 --> 00:18:10,993
Happy birthday.
421
00:18:20,157 --> 00:18:21,324
Oh, man.
422
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,692
Got it.
423
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:27,393
This is a mockery, eat popcorn!
424
00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:31,292
Oh, no, don't eat popcorn.
425
00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:32,022
Wow.
426
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:32,421
Wow.
427
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:33,121
Yeah.
428
00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:35,656
I guess almost everyone on
iCarly messes up their lines.
429
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,454
Almost?
430
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,320
Yeah, almost.
431
00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:38,353
Meaning, not you?
432
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:39,921
I come to work very prepared.
433
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,454
Oh, do you?
434
00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:43,987
Yeah, I do.
435
00:18:44,052 --> 00:18:44,452
Give me this!
436
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:44,919
No, no.
437
00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:45,919
I'm taking it.
438
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:46,819
Yeah!
439
00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:50,488
I got it.
440
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:53,352
Let's take a look at
some of your screwups.
441
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,250
No.
442
00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:56,251
Yo, yes.
443
00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:58,584
And so to the question, can we drink
444
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,951
and eat spaghetti and meatballs?
445
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,050
We're gonna find out.
446
00:19:03,048 --> 00:19:05,116
Drink and eat?
447
00:19:05,182 --> 00:19:05,981
Oh, where's she?
448
00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:06,314
What?
449
00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:07,114
What?
450
00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:10,416
I know who she is.
451
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,246
This is Jeffrey.
452
00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:17,385
The guy whose father is-- this
is Jeffrey, the guy who father--
453
00:19:17,446 --> 00:19:20,114
and he made our puppet
persona sniff his face.
454
00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:23,214
What?
455
00:19:23,278 --> 00:19:24,445
I can't say that line.
456
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,111
That's a revelant.
457
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:26,910
A revelant?
458
00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:29,778
A reveblant.
459
00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:34,380
The word is-- if I'm going to
the dance with Gibby, then...
460
00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:35,675
I'm not going to dance with Gibby.
461
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,575
All right.
462
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,876
His last words were,
"why miles, why?"
463
00:19:38,941 --> 00:19:40,942
His name is Oliver.
464
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,642
Now, say hello.
465
00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:46,175
Now, please enjoy it.
466
00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:51,143
Unless you guys wanna drive up
to yakima-- day after Friday.
467
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:52,238
Sorry.
468
00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:56,975
Come on, we gotta get out of
here-- I had to get rid of her
469
00:19:57,037 --> 00:19:59,539
by telling her we needed
some imaginary doodles.
470
00:19:59,603 --> 00:20:00,603
Sorry, that's not right.
471
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,304
I heard a-- coming from the sink.
472
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,037
Maybe it's--sorry.
473
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,303
...Which causes this camera to
snap a picture of the thief,
474
00:20:06,369 --> 00:20:11,006
so I'll know that...
I can't get it out of my bag, I'm sorry.
475
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:13,002
Yeah, well, you shouldn't complain.
476
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:16,036
Right after gym--it's history.
477
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,700
Yeah, but you should complain.
478
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:19,500
Right after history, I had gym.
479
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,201
You know what coach-- made us do?
480
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:29,205
That's so weird of her--
whoa, the foffy cup.
481
00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:29,830
The foffy?
482
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:33,032
That was not the word, I'm sorry.
483
00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:34,463
Let me guess.
484
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,363
Carly is a coward.
485
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,163
Car--mly is lame.
486
00:20:36,229 --> 00:20:39,899
Carly is--Carmly-- sorry.
487
00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:41,195
I forgot my name.
488
00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:43,797
Why are we in trouble--
guys, never mind.
489
00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:44,460
Wait, I don't say that.
490
00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:45,161
Do I?
491
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:45,727
Yeah, you do.
492
00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:47,728
Oh, so the only two people
left in the game now
493
00:20:47,794 --> 00:20:49,161
are Sam and my best friend.
494
00:20:49,226 --> 00:20:50,727
My best friend.
495
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:51,125
Sorry.
496
00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:53,027
I think I'm your best friend.
497
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:54,859
Well, I wrote my report
on bigfoot and I worked
498
00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:58,194
really hard on it, and then
Mrs. Cantrell was all,
499
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,158
"bigfoot isn't real?
500
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:02,560
So you get an "a," an f.
501
00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:03,157
Why would I get an "a,"
502
00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:05,324
then I'm like-- hmm.
503
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,658
It seems little miss
perfect is flawed.
504
00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:09,155
Huh.
505
00:21:09,222 --> 00:21:10,890
I'm--so ashamed.
506
00:21:10,955 --> 00:21:11,622
Ah, don't be.
507
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,390
I mean, really, who
cares if we mess up?
508
00:21:14,454 --> 00:21:15,521
That's right.
509
00:22:55,466 --> 00:23:05,668
The important thing is that
we have fun making iCarly.
510
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:20,021
And you know what we
have the most fun doing?
511
00:21:20,087 --> 00:21:22,687
Would it be...
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00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:47,122
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