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Why are we in trouble?
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Hush.
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Can't you just tell us what we did?
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I don't know what you
did and if I did know,
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I still wouldn't tell
you, so, ha ha ha ha.
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You're always mean.
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You're always getting in trouble.
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You're always pointing your
finger at me like that.
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What are you guys doin' here?
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You tell us.
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I'm sure it has something
to do with you.
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I haven't done one
bad thing this week.
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Oh, please.
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I know you put that big snapping
turtle in the teachers' toilet.
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You got it on video?
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No.
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Then I didn't do it.
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Why are we in trouble?
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Stop asking that.
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Principal Franklin just asked
us to bring you all here.
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Now, Sam-- attack.
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Help!
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I'm bein' attacked by a teacher.
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Help. Help.
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Briggs is tryin' to kill me.
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I'm not attacking you.
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There's been no attack.
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Be quiet, Puckett!.
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Hey, hey, people, people, people.
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Cheese 'n rice.
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You can put your bat away.
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Thank you for bringing them here.
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Our pleasure.
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What are you gonna do to 'em?
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This is a private matter.
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Private matter.
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He never lets us watch
all the good stuff.
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I don't deserve this, you know.
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Now...
Why are we in trouble?
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You're not.
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I just need a favor.
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What?
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You need someone hurt?
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No.
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You want someone to disappear?
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Because my uncle Carmine
can easily-- no.
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My daughter's birthday is coming up,
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and she is a huge fan of iCarly.
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Oh.
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Well then I bet she's pretty.
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So what's the favor?
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Well, I thought it would be,
you know, neat if I could say
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Happy Birthday to her on iCarly.
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Oh, sure.
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Really?
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Uh, the boy doesn't make
the decisions, all right?
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We need to uhh--could you--?
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Certainly.
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Should we?
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Well, yeah but our next
show's already full.
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So we'll bump something.
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Fine, let's bump Gibby.
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Oh no, he got his hair
done up all special.
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Whatever, we'll make it work.
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Okay.
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Um, sure, we'd love to
have you on the show.
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Great!
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Oh man, Emily's gonna be so excited.
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Principal Franklin.
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Yes?
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Here's your ointment.
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Thank you.
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Everything all right?
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Yes, it's just that the
other day, while using
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the teacher's restroom, I
was bitten by a turtle.
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Well bye.
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Good luck.
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Pantalones.
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And five, four, three, two...
[music]
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give it your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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hello?
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Y'over here.
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Oh hey.
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Where's Carly and Sam?
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Upstairs.
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Carly's takin' a shower
and Sam's up there
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puttin' Gibby in a toga.
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Oh, Gibby.
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He got his hair done up all special.
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I know.
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What's that, new sculpture?
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Nah.
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This is a mechanical bull.
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It has all the rage and
power of a real bull.
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So what's it for?
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For to ride.
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See, you sit on it, and
then you power it up
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and it like whips you all around
in a frenzy of mechanical jerks
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and spasms...
Ooo.
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>>... Yeah, and you try to hang
on and not get thrown off.
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I found it in the junkyard.
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What's that stuff stickin'
outta the top there?
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I dunno...
I'm not sure I've got all the parts
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in the right places yet.
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You want a little preview?
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Sure, why not?
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Yeah, have fun sittin' on that.
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Now, you all know my brother
Spencer is an artist who makes
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insanely awesome sculptures.
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It's true, he do.
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Now check out this new one he
made just a few weeks ago.
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We call it...
[applause]
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This gigantic pants sculpture
was made by Spencer...
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...Along with some actual prisoners...
Two of which
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tried to escape by-- hello.
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Uh-oh, is there another
prisoner in there?
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Nope, that's not a prisoner,
it's our very own principal
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from Ridgeway High School...
[applause]
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Principal Franklin, welcome.
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All right, yeah.
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High five.
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C'mon!
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Now, is there some special
reason why you're here?
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Yes there is, Carly and Sam.
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I'm here to say a
special Happy Birthday
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to one of your biggest
fans, my daughter Emily.
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Yeah Emily, woo hoo.
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Ya hear that Emily?
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Happy Birthday from
all of us at iCarly.
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Now let us celebrate with
the dropping of balloons...
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>>...And multicolored feathers.
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All right.
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Okay bull, prepare to be ridden.
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But I warn you, when I was
a kid, I used to ride
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a very rambunctious
pony named princess
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and he could never throw me off.
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We'll start with level one.
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La bamba.
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Wooo.
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This is fun.
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Yeah.
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[Bull sounds]
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So that's how it's gonna be.
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[Bull sounds]
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Now Emily, since we have your
dad right here with us...
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And since it's your birthday...
We thought you might be psyched
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to see him play...
One of the most popular games
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we do here at iCarly.
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[Music]
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Okay, principal Franklin.
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Are you ready to sit
on somethin' weird?
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Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
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Gibby, the blindfold, puh-leeze.
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[Applause]
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Nice hair.
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Thanks, I had it done up all special.
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Okay, can you see?
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I see nothing.
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Excellent.
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Now come this way to...
Okay, now before you sit... we're gonna
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show the freaks at home the
secret item you'll be sitting on.
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Very good.
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The secret item is...
Shh.
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Okay Sam, fill the chair of wonder.
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Filling the chair of wonder.
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And 60 seconds on the Gibby.
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60 seconds.
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Okay, principal Franklin, you
have 60 seconds to tell us
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what you're sitting on.
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My butt is ready.
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Okay, then.
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Come around here.
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Come around.
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Sit just right there.
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Perfect.
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Good job.
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Okay, go.
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Uhhh--they feel kind of round.
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C'mon, guess.
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Is it--is it golf balls?
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No, not golf balls.
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Is it dumplings?
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No, no, no, nope.
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C'mon, keep guessing.
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All right bull, you might throw
me, but now you can't hurt me.
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Hey Jude.
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[Bull sounds]
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Aah, aah, aah.
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You hurt me bad.
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Ten seconds.
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Candy?
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Okay.
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Yes, yes, it is candy, candy.
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What kind of candy?
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Fudge?
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Yes, Fudge.
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What kind of Fudge?
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Fudge balls.
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Yeah. Woo-hoo.
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Okay, that's all for this iCarly.
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Special thanks to our very
own principal Franklin
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for being here.
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Thank you guys, and happy
birthday again, Emily.
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Oh, and remember... ...
No Fudge balls were harmed
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during this Web show.
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Yeah, they were.
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Oh right, a man sat on them.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, bye.
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Areevo.
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And we are clear.
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Woo-hoo.
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[Music]
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Sam, Sam.
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Are you ready for this?
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Sure, tell me.
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The last iCarly broke our
record for most viewers ever.
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900,000 people watched?
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Yes, ma'am.
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What?
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That's insane.
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Principal Franklin.
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Guess what?
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Yes?
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The last iCarly you did with us...
It was our
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most popular one ever.
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Ever.
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Oh, that's--that's wonderful.
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What's the matter?
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What's wrong?
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My boss, superintendent Goreman,
it wasn't so popular with him.
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I've been fired.
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What? Why?
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Dude, we gotta stop doin' that.
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Why would he fire you?
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He said it's unbecoming of a principal
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to emerge from gigantic
pants and to willingly sit
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on Fudge balls.
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But it was just for fun.
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You were hilarious.
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Thanks, but he disagrees.
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Oh, yes sir.
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Indeed.
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You guys be good, all right?
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C'mon.
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Hey, superintendent Goreman.
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What do you want?
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Whoa, deep voice.
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Can I feel your Adam's apple?
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Sam.
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What are you--?
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Just stop that.
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Careful, superintendent.
275
00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:54,161
She's dangerous.
276
00:10:54,198 --> 00:10:56,132
You didn't need to fire
principal Franklin.
277
00:10:56,169 --> 00:10:57,236
He rocks at his job.
278
00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:59,405
I don't need children
telling me my business.
279
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,308
You need someone.
280
00:11:00,343 --> 00:11:01,210
Easy.
281
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,945
Now get to class, Puckett.
282
00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:04,515
Yeah, you too, Benson.
283
00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,452
Were we talkin' to you two?
284
00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:08,789
Young lady, you will
speak to your principals
285
00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:11,727
in a respectful tone.
286
00:11:11,764 --> 00:11:12,831
What?
287
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:13,633
Them?
288
00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:19,505
Miss Briggs and Mr.
Howard are your new co-principals.
289
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,647
Now get to class.
290
00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:24,684
Yeah.
291
00:11:24,722 --> 00:11:26,789
Does the cafeteria have chicken tots?
292
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:27,393
Yes, sir.
293
00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:28,027
Indeed.
294
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:33,065
Take me to them.
295
00:11:33,105 --> 00:11:39,975
The two meanest teachers in
school are our new co-principals.
296
00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:41,617
Sam?
297
00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:42,420
I need to hit something.
298
00:11:42,454 --> 00:11:44,788
Okay, okay.
299
00:11:44,826 --> 00:11:47,460
Just uhh, just hit my backpack.
300
00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:48,130
You sure?
301
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,400
Yeah, I got four text books and
two sets of gym clothes in here.
302
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:54,205
Do it.
303
00:11:54,243 --> 00:11:55,042
Aah, aah.
304
00:11:55,077 --> 00:12:04,628
Uh.
305
00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:18,084
[Music]
306
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:20,701
I can't believe school
actually got worse. Shh.
307
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,338
Be quiet.
308
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,306
I don't wanna be quiet.
309
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,075
I hate these clothes.
310
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:27,313
Wearin' blue and khaki
makes me feel like a nub.
311
00:12:27,352 --> 00:12:30,353
No offense to you and the
other nubs of the world.
312
00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:32,458
You better not criticize
the dress code out loud.
313
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,095
Why, it's not like
they're gonna hear me?
314
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:38,467
And how come we gotta-- Sam Puckett,
to the principal's office.
315
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,441
Huh? Why?
316
00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:47,416
I heard you.
317
00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:50,861
[Bell ringing]
318
00:12:50,899 --> 00:12:56,002
Y'know, Carly, being
Freddie Benson, I think
319
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,477
miss Briggs and Mr.
Howard are doing a great job
320
00:12:58,513 --> 00:12:59,846
as our new co-principals.
321
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:03,284
I'm so scared.
322
00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:04,055
Hi, guys.
323
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:04,522
Hey, Gibby.
324
00:13:04,558 --> 00:13:05,257
How's it goin'?
325
00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,359
Bad.
326
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,028
Mr. Howard just
gave me detention.
327
00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:08,630
For what?
328
00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:11,299
For being too "Gibby."
329
00:13:11,337 --> 00:13:12,671
How can you be "too Gibby"?
330
00:13:12,707 --> 00:13:13,773
That's what I said.
331
00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:16,677
But, you know, not everybody gets me.
332
00:13:16,714 --> 00:13:17,981
Oh, I get you Gibby.
333
00:13:18,016 --> 00:13:20,584
I get you like a rash.
334
00:13:20,621 --> 00:13:21,121
The question is:
335
00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:23,657
How do I get rid of you?
336
00:13:23,694 --> 00:13:26,062
Baby powder?
337
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,699
That's double detention.
338
00:13:27,735 --> 00:13:29,369
But baby powder gets rid of rashes.
339
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:31,605
Triple detention.
340
00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:36,179
Volcano.
341
00:13:36,219 --> 00:13:38,252
Don't you think you were a
little too hard on him?
342
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:39,622
What makes you say that?
343
00:13:39,658 --> 00:13:44,962
Well, he is vomiting.
344
00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:47,504
You, wipe that look off your face.
345
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,473
This isn't a look.
346
00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:50,276
It's just my face.
347
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:57,984
Well, you should get your money back.
348
00:13:58,028 --> 00:14:01,163
Okay, we've gotta get principal
Franklin his job back.
349
00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,167
Shhh! Don't say that.
350
00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:03,135
Carly shay.
351
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,336
Ohhhh.
352
00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:05,438
To the principal's office.
353
00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:08,609
Coming.
354
00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:16,616
I'm so scared.
355
00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:19,925
Freddie's got ya.
356
00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:26,966
[Music]
357
00:14:27,009 --> 00:14:28,108
Hey, you're Bucky?
358
00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:31,012
I know that.
359
00:14:31,049 --> 00:14:32,516
Well, I really appreciate
you comin' over.
360
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:35,086
Y'know you're the only guy in
Seattle that teaches bull riding?
361
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:37,591
Where can I spit?
362
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,560
Spit?
363
00:14:38,595 --> 00:14:40,529
Uh--well, there's a trash can
over there in the kitchen.
364
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:44,934
I'll go-- or you could do that.
365
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:47,075
So this is your bull machine.
366
00:14:47,111 --> 00:14:48,078
Yeah, you know how to ride it?
367
00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:50,882
Boy, I've ridden real bulls
that would make this thing
368
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:55,155
look like a fat lady's purse.
369
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,093
I see.
370
00:14:56,128 --> 00:15:00,098
Real bulls that kick and spit and buck
371
00:15:00,136 --> 00:15:02,705
and try to stomp your chest
'til you ribs are broke
372
00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:06,444
and you're coughin'
up blood and mucus.
373
00:15:06,483 --> 00:15:10,553
I just wanna learn to ride this.
374
00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:14,298
Wow, that is so disgusting.
375
00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:17,877
If you wanna learn how to ride
a bull, then you gotta learn
376
00:15:17,915 --> 00:15:19,349
to think like a bull.
377
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:22,453
Well, my dad always
said I was bull-headed.
378
00:15:22,491 --> 00:15:24,793
You would hate my dad.
379
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:26,564
Get down on your hands and knees.
380
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,833
I'm sorry?
381
00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:28,735
Get down.
382
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:31,606
'Kay.
383
00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:36,046
Now when I climb on ya, I want
you to try to throw me off.
384
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:36,785
Climb?
385
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,921
Oh no, I don't think
this is a good idea.
386
00:15:38,957 --> 00:15:42,192
You wanna learn to ride that
tin can of a bull or don't ya?
387
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:45,098
I'm not sure anymore.
388
00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:46,302
Try to throw me off.
389
00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:47,804
Okay.
390
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,608
Yeeee-haaaa.
391
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,979
C'mon boy, you can
do better than that.
392
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:52,781
I dunno.
393
00:15:52,816 --> 00:15:54,749
This is so new to me.
394
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:56,953
Yee-haa.
395
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,257
Aah.
396
00:15:59,294 --> 00:16:01,595
[Music]
397
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:04,668
Okay, everybody settle down.
398
00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:09,475
Listen up, please.
399
00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:16,385
Quiet!!!
400
00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:19,761
Okay.
401
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,232
We all know why we're here.
402
00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:25,305
We've gotta find a way to get
principal Franklin his job back.
403
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:26,343
Shawn?
404
00:16:26,378 --> 00:16:29,713
If I come up with a plan that
helps us achieve this goal yeah?
405
00:16:29,752 --> 00:16:33,286
Would you consider
being my girlfriend?
406
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,992
If you come up with a
plan that completely
407
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,263
smoothes out the middle
East, I'm not going to be
408
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:40,067
your girlfriend.
409
00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:42,539
All right, we called principal
Franklin and he should be here
410
00:16:42,576 --> 00:16:43,309
any second.
411
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:47,514
So when he gets here, I want you
guys-- you wanna buy a donut?
412
00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:49,152
No, we're having a meeting.
413
00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:51,723
Why'd you stick the
donuts on that way?
414
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,027
What are you sayin'?
415
00:16:54,064 --> 00:16:54,730
Well, they're donuts.
416
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,399
They have a hole right in the middle.
417
00:16:56,435 --> 00:17:00,538
But you put the stick
through the sides.
418
00:17:00,576 --> 00:17:07,881
Man, this is embarrassing.
419
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:10,225
He's here.
420
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:15,966
Yah, yeah, yeah.
421
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:17,306
So what's this about?
422
00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:18,842
We want Briggs and Howard out.
423
00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:19,844
Yeah.
424
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,480
And we want you back as our principal.
425
00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:22,049
Mm-hmm.
426
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:22,683
Yeah.
427
00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:24,452
Would you be my girlfriend
for just one hour
428
00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:27,089
to prove to my mom-- Shawn.
429
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:29,828
Look kids, I'm flattered
that you all miss me,
430
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:32,401
but superintendent Goreman
made it very clear.
431
00:17:32,438 --> 00:17:34,138
I know, but he's gonna
be at school tomorrow--
432
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:35,607
and we're trying to come
up with some kinda plan
433
00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:38,110
that'll get him to-- guys, I'm
not interested in playing games.
434
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:42,649
Anyway, Goreman's not the kind
of man who changes his mind.
435
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,589
You wanna buy a donut?
436
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,026
I fixed 'em.
437
00:17:47,062 --> 00:17:49,664
No, thanks, but could you
point me toward a restroom?
438
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:53,737
Over there.
439
00:17:53,776 --> 00:17:56,878
Hey, I got a plan that might work.
440
00:17:56,915 --> 00:17:57,848
So?
441
00:17:57,883 --> 00:17:59,850
He doesn't want us to do
anything, so what's the point?
442
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,921
I dunno, maybe we can talk
him in to tryin' somethin'
443
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:02,991
when he comes back out.
444
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,261
He didn't seem too into it.
445
00:18:05,298 --> 00:18:06,297
Hey, t-Bo.
446
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,967
Large smoothie, blueberry blitz.
447
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,270
B blitz.
448
00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:10,206
Oh, hey.
449
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:10,974
Why are you here?
450
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,410
I thought you had a
bull riding lesson.
451
00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:17,182
I did and my teacher
put his butt on me.
452
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,521
I don't ever wanna think about him
453
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,591
or that stupid bull ever again.
454
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:25,465
Augh, that thing is just a big,
vicious torture machine.
455
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:27,337
Interesting.
456
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,374
Would you agree to be digitally
photographed with me?
457
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,844
No, Shawn.
458
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:38,820
[Music]
459
00:18:38,863 --> 00:18:39,662
They're right behind me.
460
00:18:39,697 --> 00:18:40,863
Get under the desk.
461
00:18:40,898 --> 00:18:48,670
Okay.
462
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:49,546
You?
463
00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:51,081
What are you doing in that chair?
464
00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:52,616
We'll deal with her later?
465
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,487
Where's the shirtless boy?
466
00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,024
He's in the closet.
467
00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:58,160
Gibby.
468
00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:58,929
Gibby, come out.
469
00:18:58,964 --> 00:18:59,997
Come out here.
470
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:00,599
Gibby.
471
00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:01,200
Gibby.
472
00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:01,834
Where are you?
473
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,870
You can't hide.
474
00:19:03,906 --> 00:19:04,906
Gibby.
475
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:05,775
Gibby.
476
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:06,443
[Knocking]
477
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,478
Let us out.
478
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,713
Open this door.
479
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,516
Unlock this door, now.
480
00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:13,252
Push like a man.
481
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:13,989
Oooo.
482
00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:15,225
This is not funny.
483
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,661
Both of you are in big trouble.
484
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,464
Attention, attention.
485
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:21,334
The meatballs are in the sauce.
486
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:23,305
Ooh, that sounds good.
487
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:23,841
Shh.
488
00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:24,843
Open the door now.
489
00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:27,247
The meatballs are in the sauce.
490
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:30,151
The meatballs are in the sauce.
491
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,056
He just got out of his car.
492
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:33,692
Let's do it.
493
00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:49,208
[Music]
494
00:19:52,031 --> 00:19:55,733
He's here.
495
00:19:55,772 --> 00:19:57,472
Hey, hey!
496
00:19:57,508 --> 00:20:02,244
What's going on here?
497
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,184
You, you there.
498
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,519
Blow it.
499
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:05,421
Game's on.
500
00:20:05,457 --> 00:20:06,256
Yeah, all right.
501
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,593
Let's go, bulldogs.
502
00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:12,033
Yeah, get 'em up.
503
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:18,309
Let's do it, let's do it, go.
504
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,817
Turn it off.
505
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,219
Stop this thing.
506
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:23,622
Turn it off.
507
00:20:23,659 --> 00:20:27,161
[Laughter]
508
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,733
Stop this thing!
509
00:20:28,735 --> 00:20:30,302
What's happening?
510
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,506
Oh, my God.
511
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,176
Stop this thing.
512
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:47,089
Turn it off.
513
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:49,705
This is how you run a High School?
514
00:20:49,743 --> 00:20:50,409
No, sir.
515
00:20:50,444 --> 00:20:51,377
Absolutely not.
516
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:58,485
Control these students.
517
00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:01,897
Everybody, settle down.
518
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:08,238
All right, all right.
519
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:13,082
Everybody calm down right now.
520
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:17,458
I am very disappointed in you kids.
521
00:21:17,497 --> 00:21:18,930
We just wanted to show
superintendent Goreman
522
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,934
that you were a better
principal than-- I told you
523
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:22,603
I didn't want to play games.
524
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:28,477
Now all of you, get
to class, right now.
525
00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:31,852
Not you three.
526
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,423
Why are you here, anyway?
527
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,027
I came to pick up my last check,
if it's all right with you.
528
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,769
If you'll excuse me.
529
00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:45,943
Ted, why don't you stay?
530
00:21:45,983 --> 00:21:47,417
Please.
531
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:52,255
Harold, remember last
night, the casserole.
532
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:56,031
Please, my wife finally
thinks I'm not a loser.
533
00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:59,938
Well you are. You too.
534
00:21:59,976 --> 00:22:02,077
Now both of you, get going
while you still have
535
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,847
your teaching jobs.
536
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:07,151
Better hurry along.
537
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:14,494
Go.
538
00:22:14,536 --> 00:22:19,239
You'll stay?
539
00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:20,512
Sure.
540
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,082
Arriba.
541
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:33,094
Welcome back.
542
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,474
Okay, you have no idea how
psyched we are that you're back.
543
00:22:35,510 --> 00:22:38,011
You're in big trouble,
Carly, and so are you two.
544
00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:39,783
I was very clear yesterday
when I told you all
545
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,253
that I didn't want you-- what, what?
546
00:22:41,288 --> 00:22:47,493
He's gone.
547
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:49,134
I love you guys.
548
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,805
Yeah. Yeah. Wooo.
549
00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:55,552
Yay, yay, uh-huh.
550
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