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Comin'.
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[Knock on door]
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Why aren't you dressed?
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'Cause I need to borrow a fancy bra.
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I thought you just bought
one at build-a-bra?
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Yeah, but I got barbecue
sauce all over the left cup.
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Aw Sam, I told you, when you eat
ribs, you gotta wear a shirt.
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Aw, that kills the fun.
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Hey, hey!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Sup Fredward?
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I need hot glue!
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How come you're late?
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'Cause I was down in the
lobby talking to some
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european swimsuit models.
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European swimsuit models?
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Yeah, there's a bunch of 'em
down there waiting to do
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some calendar photo shoot
across the street.
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The photographer missed his plane.
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And these models in the
lobby are actually
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wearing their swimsuits
like right now?
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Yeah, they're just-- okay!
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You're not allowed to think
about european swimsuit models
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until you finish.
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I'll be done as soon as I
glue on this last piece.
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You guys wanna see?
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Yeah!
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Con mucho gusto.
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Okay.
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All right, you guys stand
over there, close your eyes,
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and I'll show you an iCarly
award that'll knock you guys
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right out of your pants.
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Go over there.
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Okay.
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So, are all the winners here yet?
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Most of 'em.
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They're just waiting upstairs
in back of the studio.
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All right, I think you guys are gonna
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be really impressed with this.
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And open your eyes!
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The very first ever iCarly award!
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Well?
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Looks just like Carly, right?
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Yeah, kinda, but--
dude, it's enormous.
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Thanks.
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It's like 10-feet tall.
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Yeah.
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That's what you guys said.
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One 10-foot-tall iCarly award.
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No.
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We said 10 1-foot-tall
iCarly awardzzz.
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This is a disaster.
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No it's not.
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I can make 10 smaller
awards really fast.
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I'm just gonna need some help
putting 'em all together.
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We can't help you make 10 awards
while we're doing the show.
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Who are you gonna get to help you?
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The european swimsuit models!
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Uh, maybe.
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They're just sittin' down
there, waitin' around.
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You just wanna flirt with
models in swimsuits.
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That is absolutely true.
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Wait spencer-- but if they'll
help me build the iCarly awards
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then everybody wins, right?
Yeaaahhhh!
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give it your best ♪
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Freddie! Freddie!
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What is the problem?
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You said hot european swimsuit models.
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Ahh, I didn't say they were hot.
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Yeah, and you didn't say
they were dudes, either!
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Look, if they're willing to help
you build the iCarly awards,
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then what does it matter?
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They're dyoods!
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Freddie!
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Get up here!
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I gotta go!
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But-- just please hurry up and
start getting the awards built.
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Hey!
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I'm coming!
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Okay.
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Let's see if I remember your names.
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Yussle.
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Yeah.
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Olaf.
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Yeah.
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Vooshnod.
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Oh, of course, vooshnod.
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Uh, Yurgin, Klaus...
Uh-huh.
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Buckminshta.
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Buckminshta, yes!
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Now, we're all gonna
have to work as a team
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to build 10 iCarly
awards like that one.
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Ohh.
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But much smaller, and all
the supplies we need
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are in these bins, you see?
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Okay, now which one of you
guys speaks English the best?
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Yeah.
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Your body is soft and mushy.
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You know, I don't need you
to tell me about-- [Music]
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Guys, no, no. No, no, stop,
we need to build the awards.
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Would you please stop, buckminshta?
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Welcome to the first ever...
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And now, please welcome...
Wow.
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Everybody wow.
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I can't believe it.
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Round of applause everyone.
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You look especially great.
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I give you the award for best dressed.
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What a night.
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You know, hosting the iCarly awards
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has always been a dream of mine.
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Whoa, too much information!
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Hey, don't go there!
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Oh, oh.
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What a night.
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And now that you've heard
some of our stupid
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awards show banter...
Let's get to the awards.
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Oh, yeah.
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Isn't it amazing.
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The flip of the wrist.
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Okay.
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The very first video
we're honoring tonight
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was sent to us by a kid
who's a little nuts.
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Pea-nuts, that is.
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Ooohhhh, peanuts.
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Peanuts. Peanuts.
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Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts!
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But seriously, this kid...
Named hunter...
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Has a pretty amazing talent.
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Check this dude out.
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Hey, Carly.
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Hey, Sam.
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My name's hunter and see
those glasses over there?
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I'm gonna use just a rubber
band and some peanuts,
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to break all 10 glasses.
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Yeah, broken glass!
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Here goes...
3, 4, 5, that's insane.
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8 that's it.
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iCarly.
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Epic.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Yes, hunter, that was epic.
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Which is why we're presenting you
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with the very first iCarly award for...
Get out here, hunter!
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Let's go, buddy.
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Where have you been?
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You try building award
statuettes with six
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european swimsuit models
who don't speak English
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and one's named buckminshta.
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Congratulations, hunter.
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You won a Carly.
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I know!
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It's awesome.
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And now you get to make a speech.
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Well, yes I wanna thank
my dad-- oh, I'm afraid
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that's all the time we
have for your speech.
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Thank you, hunter.
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Sorry about that.
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We didn't allow too much
time but-- you were good.
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You did a good job.
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Yeah.
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Okay, our next award
goes to an iCarly viewer
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who can really sing.
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Shut your mouth.
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Whaaaaaat?
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I just meant.
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This girl can actually
sing with her mouth shut.
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Ohhh!
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Isn't our banter horrible?
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Just like a real awards show.
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But seriously...
Take a look at this girl named Paris
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who can actually sing
with her mouth closed.
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We gesture.
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Gesturing.
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We are gesturing.
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Hi, Carly.
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Hi, Sam.
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Watch this.
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I'm going to sing
with my mouth closed.
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪
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♪ little star, ♪
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♪ how I wonder what you are ♪
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♪ up above the sky so high ♪
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now, come on, guys, we gotta hurry!
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They're gonna give out the next
award in less than a minute.
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Yurgin, you're done?
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Yeah.
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Yurgin, you glued her
hair to her feet.
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Yeah.
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Do women in your country
have hair on their feet?
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Yes.
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Everybody, this is America
so the girls' hair
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goes on their heads.
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Ohhh!
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♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
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a-mazing!
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You're worth it.
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The winner of the iCarly award for...
Hey, Carly.
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We loved your video.
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Yr moouh-os sgi is incredible.
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Just down here.
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I got it.
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Hold it like this.
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I got it, I got it.
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See what I'm saying.
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Just put your hands down here.
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I got it!
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Thank you.
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Paris, would you like
to say a few words?
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Sure.
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I would like to thank my mom
and my dad for always-- ah!
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With your moh osed.
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Okay.
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I would like to thank
my mom and my dad
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for always encouraging me to
sing with my mouth closed
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and I'd also like to
thank-- thank you, Paris.
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Quite enough.
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Have a great trip back home.
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You rock.
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Take that exit right there.
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Cheerio.
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You know how to get out.
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Okay, the next video
we're honoring tonight
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was sent into iCarly.com
by a guy named Ivan.
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Ivan.
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Ivan can do things with his
body that most guys can't do.
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Check this out.
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My name's Ivan.
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I'm 13-years-old.
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This is what I got.
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Yeah.
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Ivan that is.
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Nice hair.
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I just love him. 23 skidoo!
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And now for...
Best male acrobat with lots of hair.
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The iCarly award goes to...
Ivan rocks.
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Oh yeah.
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Look at that.
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Whoa, that's amazing.
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Do you believe it.
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Oh, my God.
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I love his shoes.
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Oh, man!
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Vooshnod, hurry, give
me the statuette.
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Thanks.
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You forgot the skirt.
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Umph.
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Thank you.
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Now you clearly deserve
this iCarly award.
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Gibby, where's the award?
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I don't have it.
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Gibby!
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Unh!
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Augh!
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Oh, this is so...
Awesome video, Ivan.
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Congratulations!
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That's all I know.
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That matters right.
281
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We loved it.
282
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There you go.
283
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Goodbye.
284
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Your hair, seriously, keep it
looking just like you have it now.
285
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Bye.
286
00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,205
Now, the next iCarly award is
for a very unique category...
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Which we call...
Take a look.
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Won't you?
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Oh yeah, you're a good tomato.
290
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Stop it!
291
00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:49,606
Oh, give me some more bites of you.
292
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,909
Stop invading my space.
293
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,010
Give me that bite.
294
00:11:52,047 --> 00:11:53,180
Oh you taste so good.
295
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:54,683
Oh.
296
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,990
Okay, guys, I found the duct tape so...
Olaf! Buckminshta! Guys!
297
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We don't have time to stand
around-- [Knocking at door]
298
00:12:04,843 --> 00:12:05,375
Hi.
299
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I'm the photographer for the
european fun guy calendar?
300
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,255
You took my models?
301
00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:14,960
No, no, no-- zee photographer is here.
302
00:12:14,998 --> 00:12:17,466
Turn up zee music now.
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[Music]
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No, no, guys, please...
Look, if I could just borrow these guys
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00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:27,090
for like 20 more minutes-- no, man.
306
00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:27,659
I'm late already.
307
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:30,661
I gotta get 'em across the street
so I can start takin' shots.
308
00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:31,499
Let's go, boys!
309
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:36,104
No, wait, wait! Stay!
310
00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:38,212
Can we talk out in the
hall for just a sec?
311
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Okay.
312
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,226
Oh. Oh, yeah.
313
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Inga-svine du tomato.
314
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Oh.
315
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Okay!
316
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,781
The photographer said you
guys can keep helping me
317
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build the statuettes
for another half-hour.
318
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,757
So let's get back to work!
319
00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:58,792
Yeah!
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Yeah.
321
00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:03,735
Unh.
322
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Fun guys.
323
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Argh!
324
00:13:12,337 --> 00:13:13,236
Go!
325
00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,204
I'm gonna bite that.
326
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,074
Your lips are leathery.
327
00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:20,480
Too bad.
328
00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:21,053
Yeah.
329
00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:21,922
How about that?
330
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What a turtle.
331
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Very cute.
332
00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:24,894
And here he is.
333
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The winner for...
Horatio, the turtle.
334
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And his owner, mister Yamamoto.
335
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,661
Congratulations, Horatio.
336
00:13:40,701 --> 00:13:42,502
Of all the videos we've
gotten showing a turtle
337
00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:47,242
trying to eat a small tomato,
yours was the best by far.
338
00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:52,387
But since you're a turtle, you
don't get to make speech, so--
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00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:53,228
all right then.
340
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Bye Horatio.
341
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Congratulations.
342
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Bye.
343
00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:00,312
That was a cute turtle.
344
00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:03,681
I've gone on dates with guys
less cute than that turtle.
345
00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:06,454
She has.
346
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:09,661
Well.
347
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:20,240
Anyway, at some point in every
kid's life, he or she does this.
348
00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:22,256
Now we're gonna show you a
video that three kids sent in
349
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:28,631
to iCarly.com these guys take this...
To a whole new level.
350
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:31,041
This'll blow you away.
351
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,047
Ohh, oh, Carly.
352
00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:37,520
Just watch.
353
00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:38,694
Hey, what's up, iCarly?
354
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:52,142
We wanna play you a little
song, and it goes like this.
355
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,230
[Music]
356
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:59,869
And yurgin.
357
00:14:59,911 --> 00:15:04,514
And Klaus, yeah.
358
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,155
And vooshnod, Whoo woo.
359
00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:16,909
Olaf.
360
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,949
And yussle...
And buckminshta.
361
00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:34,414
And that is what we call
european fun guy teamwork, baby!
362
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,355
Yeah!
363
00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:37,992
[Music]
364
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:44,975
Boom!
365
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:45,777
Two?
366
00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:46,713
You're gettin' faster.
367
00:15:46,748 --> 00:15:48,282
Never underestimate the
power of shirtless
368
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,253
european men in swimsuits.
369
00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:54,994
I never do.
370
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,701
Okay, you won't see any
better bottle blowin'
371
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:57,505
than that.
372
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:06,681
Which is why the iCarly award for...
Get out here, kids.
373
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,797
Come on, guys.
374
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,670
You guys blow bottles like no other.
375
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:14,175
I applaud your bottle blowing skills.
376
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,147
Yeah.
377
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:15,848
Thanks.
378
00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:18,151
We all wrote little speeches, so
should we do-- take care now!
379
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,457
Thanks you guys!
380
00:16:19,492 --> 00:16:21,393
Take good care of yourself.
381
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,397
Keep blowing bottles though.
382
00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:23,632
Goodbye.
383
00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:25,836
Congrats.
384
00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:29,508
And now, since I drank five sodas
before we started tonight,
385
00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:30,680
I must go pee.
386
00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,884
Sam... you want my bladder to
explode live on the Internet?
387
00:16:32,921 --> 00:16:34,721
Eww. No.
388
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:35,224
Freddie, you're on.
389
00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:41,228
Gibby, take the camera.
390
00:16:41,272 --> 00:16:42,105
Hello.
391
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:42,873
Half-step to the left.
392
00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:44,975
Nyeah.
393
00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,080
Now, everyone has hula-hooped
at one time or another.
394
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:51,252
I know I have.
395
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,893
But check out this video of a boy named River...
Who hula-hoops
396
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,731
just a little better than most people.
397
00:16:55,769 --> 00:17:01,705
And now we gesture broadly to the monitor...
I'm River
398
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and I'm 7-years-old.
399
00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:07,587
♪ The hula-hoopin' boy ♪
400
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:10,563
♪ the hula-hoopin' boy ♪
401
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:17,240
♪ he's a hula-hoopin' boy ♪
402
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,619
yeah! Hu-la-la!
403
00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:21,824
Hula gusto! Eh.
404
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:32,871
Now the iCarly award for...
Goes to... yeah.
405
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,353
Nice goin', River.
406
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,690
Is there something you'd like to say
407
00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:36,893
to the people watching online?
408
00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:38,529
Nope.
409
00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:44,108
River had some place to go.
410
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,413
But that's cool, 'cause it's
time for us to start presenting
411
00:17:46,451 --> 00:17:47,484
the next iCarly award.
412
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,253
Yes it is, Carly.
413
00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:50,823
Next-- back behind the
camera, tech boy.
414
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:55,062
There's no respect.
415
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:55,669
Okay.
416
00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,838
Skydiving is a pretty
crazy thing to do, right?
417
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,843
Like it was, kind of, insane
when we jumped out of a plane
418
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,847
in Japan.
419
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:03,083
But skydiving is even more
challenging when you're doing it
420
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,355
without a plane...
Or a parachute.
421
00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:05,625
Impossible you say?
422
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:08,664
Well, stop sayin' stuff...
And take a look at this video
423
00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:11,836
sent in by two iCarly fans
named, Kayla and Justin.
424
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:15,477
This is hot, y'all.
425
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:25,319
Hey, iCarly, we wanna
show you what we can do.
426
00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:28,169
iCarly rocks!
427
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,508
Yeah!
428
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:30,678
That was insane, wasn't it?
429
00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:32,381
I love the choreography, how
they pulled it together,
430
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,184
it was wonderful.
431
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:33,686
How do they do it?
432
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:34,154
I know, I dunno.
433
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,255
Who knows?
434
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:47,765
Okay, without a doubt...
The award for... come on, you guys.
435
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:52,219
Okay, european fun guys,
only two awards left to go!
436
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:55,629
Yeah!
437
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,268
Spencer?
438
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,304
Yes, buckminshta?
439
00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:59,840
You are sure this is okay
with our photographer
440
00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:01,944
that we stay and do this?
441
00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:03,648
Oh shoosh, yeah.
442
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,684
Augh! Argh!
443
00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:14,063
Okay, this next guy has a
special place in our hearts.
444
00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:16,269
If you saw the first
iCarly Web show ever...
445
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,407
Then you'll definitely
remember this video clip.
446
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:20,211
Play it, Fredifer.
447
00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:22,247
Playback.
448
00:19:27,163 --> 00:19:28,096
Wow!
449
00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:31,533
Yeah, all right, one of our
favorite clips of all time!
450
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:37,811
And he's back here with us tonight...
To receive the award for...
451
00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:41,757
It's our friend from
the very first iCarly.
452
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:42,330
Yeah.
453
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:43,365
Come out here milk boy.
454
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,000
Squirt it out.
455
00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:45,068
Simon.
456
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:45,804
What's up?
457
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,740
We love you, Simon.
458
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:47,708
Thanks Simon.
459
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:49,611
Oh, Simon.
460
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:54,185
Okay-- we love you, Simon.
461
00:19:54,225 --> 00:20:00,062
Thanks, Simon, thanks.
462
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,407
Bye bye.
463
00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:03,444
Thanks.
464
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,543
All right.
465
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,212
Bye!
466
00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:05,880
Thanks, Simon.
467
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:06,582
Thanks so much.
468
00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,617
And now...
Wait one sec.
469
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:24,536
Okay, and now it's time for the
final iCarly award of the night.
470
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:28,750
But the good news is this next
video clip is um... it's umm...
471
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:29,390
Amazing?
472
00:20:29,426 --> 00:20:29,858
Disturbing?
473
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,795
Amazing and disturbing.
474
00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:32,532
Take a look.
475
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:36,203
If you dare.
476
00:20:36,243 --> 00:20:38,278
My name is Nick and they
call me tongue boy.
477
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,315
This is why.
478
00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:07,270
Okaaaaay... we don't understand
how that's possible.
479
00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:08,912
But you saw it right here.
480
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,483
Now let's bring Nick out.
481
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:18,490
So we can present to him
with the iCarly award for...
482
00:21:18,535 --> 00:21:22,071
Here's Nick, or as he's better known...
Tongue boy!
483
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:25,978
All right.
484
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,452
Oh, I love your tongue.
485
00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:28,422
Your tongue is beautiful.
486
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,293
You rock!
487
00:21:30,329 --> 00:21:30,895
All right.
488
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:31,897
Show 'em, tongue boy!
489
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:33,534
Sure.
490
00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:42,650
It's unusual.
491
00:21:42,691 --> 00:21:45,359
It's wigglin'.
492
00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:46,129
It's done!
493
00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:47,064
Here.
494
00:21:47,101 --> 00:21:47,466
Here tongue boy.
495
00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:48,667
This is for you, sir.
496
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:50,204
Cool, thanks.
497
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,975
Don't do that.
498
00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:54,814
Okay, people, I think we're done.
499
00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:55,383
Nope.
500
00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:58,120
We still have one final
iCarly award to present.
501
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,525
Uh, you said 10.
502
00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:00,528
I don't have any more.
503
00:22:00,563 --> 00:22:07,803
And the iCarly award for...
Goes to... Spencer!
504
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,448
Yeah!
505
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:18,335
Thank you.
506
00:22:18,374 --> 00:22:19,710
Oh, thank you.
507
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:24,518
Glorious.
508
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:26,927
The swimsuit models are guys?
509
00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:30,633
Fun guys.
510
00:22:30,672 --> 00:22:31,973
Okay, that's really it!
511
00:22:32,009 --> 00:22:34,856
From all of us here at iCarly...
512
00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:01,893
This has been the first ever...
513
00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:06,493
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