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Next, on iCarly...
We want to show you guys
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an awesome new product for sale.
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You've all seen that stupid
commercial for that crazy blanket
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with the sleeves, right?
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Well, we found something
even crazier and stupider.
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And we don't mean Freddie.
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Right up there. Look.
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[Cheering]
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How many times has
this happened to you?
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You're just sitting on your
couch, trying to polish
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your bowling ball, but your blanket
keeps flying off your body.
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My blanket keeps flying off my body.
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Well, forget blankets, 'cause now there's...
The sack.
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The sack?
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With the sack, you'll
stay warm and cozy
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while doing all the fun
things you enjoy, like...
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You enjoy, like...
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Even enjoying hot bowls of chowder.
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Made of a super-soft, thick,
luxurious fabric of some sort,
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the sack comes in rash red, mucus
green, pus yellow or blue.
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Order now, and you'll also get
this photo of a 1996 penny.
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Hey, nice sacks.
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We know.
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All right.
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Now, lately at iCarly, we've
been thinkin' about...
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See, kids don't eat enough
vegetables these days.
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So we're gonna set a good example.
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Watch this.
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Ow.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know.
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Oh my God, you lost a tooth.
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See what you get for
eatin' vegetables?
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
[music]
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and it's time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ (leave it all to me) ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[music]
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Ow, ow. Ah...
Stop that.
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Come on, I'm hungry.
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But you just had a tooth fall out.
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You can't be eating corn on the cob.
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Ah, what's the big shizz?
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It's normal for teeth to fall out.
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Yeah, when you're five.
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Or ninety.
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How long has it been since
you went to a dentist?
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I don't know, two...
Twelve years.
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What?
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Years?
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You're supposed to
go every six months.
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Yeah, I'll add that to my list
of things that'll never happen.
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Ow.
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Hey, you guys, which one of
these shirts do you think
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I should wear tomorrow?
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To where?
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Prison.
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Prison?
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Oh my God, what did you download?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, nothing.
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That's not why I'm going to prison.
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Then why?
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To teach art.
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I volunteered for this program
where people help prisoners
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learn valuable skills
so when they get out,
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they won't have to go
back to a life of crime.
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Sure.
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Why would a dude Rob a bank
when he can build a robot
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out of soda bottles?
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Hey, is she eating my corn?
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That was the last piece of corn.
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No, she's not.
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But she is going to see a dentist.
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Hey, what's on this
corn, barbecue sauce?
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Sam's blood.
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[Music]
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All right, Sam, just sit here
and let me adjust this for you.
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Whoa, whoa, what are you doin', lady?
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She's just gonna have you lie down.
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Oh.
Well I do like lyin' down.
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And I'll just put this
around your neck.
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What, are we having ribs?
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[Laughs]
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No. See, when the dentist starts
drilling into your teeth--
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drilling my teeth?
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No. No. It's okay. It's okay.
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I don't want to do this.
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I don't want to do this.
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Help me!
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Hey, hey, hey, girls, girls, girls.
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Hi, doctor Wheeler.
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This is my friend Sam.
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She's a little nervous.
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I'm way nervous.
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She hasn't been to a dentist since--
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she hasn't been to a dentist.
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Sam, there's nothing
to be nervous about.
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There better not be.
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Why don't you go sit
in the waiting room,
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and I'll get Sam's teeth all fixed up.
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Okay.
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Stay blonde.
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Stay brown.
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[Screams]
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Stop!
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No.
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Help us!
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[Music]
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Thank you, officers.
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I'll take it from here.
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You sure you don't want us to stay?
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Nah.
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If I'm gonna teach these guys
about art, I need to show them
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that I trust them.
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Whatever you say.
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If you need us, just yell.
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No worries.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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My name is Spencer, and I'm
gonna be teaching you guys
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about sculpting.
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Ah!
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Specifically-- ah!
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Help me! Help me! Help me!
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Sorry.
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We should've warned
you about that guy.
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He's always trying to kill somebody.
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Yeah, that would've been good to know.
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Yeah.
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As I was saying, I'm gonna teach
you guys about sculpting,
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which, of course, is art.
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Now, I think of art as a
physical expression of emotion.
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So, let's start by talking
about the emotions you guys
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are feeling right now.
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Stabbing.
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Stabbing isn't really an emotion.
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It's more of an activity that
I hope you don't do to me.
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See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
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Well, maybe, I feel stabby.
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So, sculpting-- why don't we come
up with an idea for a sculpture
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we can all build together?
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A knife.
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No.
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Let's think of something
big and not deadly.
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How about a big pair of pants?
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Okay, we all seem excited
about that, so great, sure.
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Let's sculpt a big pair of pants.
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Hey.
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He wants to apologize
for trying to kill you.
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All right.
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Listen, I'm really sorry.
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Ah!
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Apology accepted!
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Ooh, her teeth look good.
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Yep.
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I replaced the missing tooth and
filled three other cavities.
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You hear that, Sam?
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You're blurry, pretty blurry girl.
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Why is she giggly?
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We had to give her some nitrous
oxide to calm her down.
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Nitrous?
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Laughing gas.
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She'll be a little loopy for awhile.
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Now come on, let's
go check her x-rays.
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How ya doin'?
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Okay.
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But we need to get out of here.
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I gotta go to the dentist.
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We're at the dentist.
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Whoa.
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That was fast.
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Oh man, it's gone.
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What's gone?
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My thumb.
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It was there a second ago.
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Here.
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See?
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Your thumb came back.
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Oh yeah.
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What's so funny?
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You.
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You're acting all loopy from
the gas the dentist gave you.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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What?
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Come here. Come here.
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What is it?
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I wanna tell you a secret.
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Okay.
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Come here.
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I'm already here.
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What's the secret?
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I like fried chicken.
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It's not a secret that
you like fried chicken.
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I know.
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I got scared to tell
you my real secret.
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Just tell me.
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Okay. Come here.
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I already come here'd.
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You know that kid, Freddie?
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Yes, I know Freddie.
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We kissed.
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What?
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Me and Freddie kissed.
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You know...
You and Freddie really kissed?!
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Shhhh!
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Don't tell Carly.
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[Music]
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Thanks for taking me to the dentist.
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I can't understand you with all
that cotton in your mouth.
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Thanks for taking me to the dentist.
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I'm hungry.
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Hey, the dentist said you
can't eat for three hours.
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It's okay, it'll be our little secret.
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Yeah, not our only little secret.
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What do you mean?
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Uh, do you not remember what
you told me at the dentist?
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Nah, it's all a blur-- just
like third through ninth grade.
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Hey, I'm home from prison.
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Hi.
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All right, you people have no food.
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I'm gonna make a run to pink bunny.
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You guys want yogurt?
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No.
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No thanks.
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So, how was teaching
sculpting to prisoners?
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Well, it started off pretty
interesting when one of my students
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tried to kill me with his bare hands.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Fun?
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Later.
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What's fun about a psychotic--
Sam and Freddie kissed.
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Ah.
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What did you just say?
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The dentist gave Sam this
loopy gas, and she was all,
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"me and Freddie kissed".
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No way.
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Give me the deets.
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I don't have any deets.
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'Cause after she told
me, she whispered,
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"shhh. Don't tell Carly."
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Why would she tell you
not to tell yourself?
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I don't know.
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It was the gas talkin'.
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She doesn't even remember she told me.
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So now, I know this insane secret
that I'm not supposed to know
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and she doesn't even know
that I know and why wouldn't
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she want me to know?
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Okay, calm down.
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Never tell a girl to calm down.
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Guys always tell girls to
calm down and it never works.
274
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,600
It just gets us all whipped up.
275
00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:38,371
You see me all whipped up now,
it's 'cause you told me
276
00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:42,073
to calm down.
277
00:12:42,113 --> 00:12:43,312
You know, most guys
have to get married
278
00:12:43,349 --> 00:12:46,017
to suffer this kind of abuse.
279
00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:49,022
Can you believe Sam and Freddie
kissed, and they didn't tell me?
280
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,961
Maybe they didn't.
281
00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:52,632
But why would Sam lie?
282
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:53,768
I'm not sayin' she lied.
283
00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:55,372
When you're on that wacky gas,
sometimes you don't know
284
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,275
what you're saying.
285
00:12:57,312 --> 00:13:00,480
Well, Sam did think her
thumb was missing.
286
00:13:00,519 --> 00:13:01,152
Was it?
287
00:13:01,186 --> 00:13:03,552
No.
288
00:13:03,591 --> 00:13:06,959
So, then Sam and Freddie
probably didn't kiss.
289
00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:07,898
Yeah.
290
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,000
Yeah.
291
00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:12,204
There's no way Sam wouldn't tell
me if that really happened.
292
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:14,276
And there's no way that would happen.
293
00:13:14,314 --> 00:13:15,280
All right then.
294
00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:17,916
Now, you wanna hear
about my day in prison?
295
00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:20,923
No, I'm good.
296
00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:24,130
[Music]
297
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:25,270
♪ I like the way ♪
298
00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:27,911
♪ you touched my head ♪
299
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:28,481
Freddie.
300
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,550
♪ So why would you ♪
301
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,753
♪ choose him instead ♪
302
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:32,557
Freddie.
303
00:13:32,592 --> 00:13:36,329
♪ Girl who cuts my hair ♪
304
00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:39,003
Freddie.
305
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:41,375
Ah.
306
00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:42,279
Why so jumpy?
307
00:13:42,315 --> 00:13:44,884
'Cause you blasted me in the
head with pressurized air.
308
00:13:44,921 --> 00:13:47,856
I was here, I know what happened.
309
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,696
So, how'd Sam do at the dentist?
310
00:13:49,732 --> 00:13:50,732
Like you'd expect.
311
00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:51,368
She bit him?
312
00:13:51,404 --> 00:13:52,304
Four times.
313
00:13:52,339 --> 00:13:55,040
He may lose part of his finger.
314
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:59,214
But then, the dentist gave
her some of that wacky g.
315
00:13:59,254 --> 00:13:59,954
Nitrous oxide?
316
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:06,193
Mm-hmm. And then...
What?
317
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:12,340
Oh, she started saying
some pretty weird stuff.
318
00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:13,715
Weird how?
319
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,386
Like, she thought her
thumb was missing.
320
00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:17,058
Was it?
321
00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:20,328
No.
322
00:14:20,368 --> 00:14:24,368
And then...
She said that you two kissed.
323
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:42,010
So she really thought
her thumb was missing?
324
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:45,318
That's so crazy.
325
00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:48,492
And she said you two kissed.
326
00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:49,497
I'm comin', mom.
327
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,600
Your mom didn't call you.
328
00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:52,902
I heard the whistle.
329
00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:54,541
Is what Sam said true?
330
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:54,977
No.
331
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:57,280
I'm sure she has both her thumbs.
332
00:14:57,317 --> 00:14:59,917
Did you and Sam kiss?
333
00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:08,838
[Screaming]
334
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:09,609
Tell me.
335
00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:11,244
No.
336
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:16,991
Whoa.
337
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,594
When did you get so strong?
338
00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:21,398
Same time the voice got lower.
339
00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:24,237
Did you and Sam kiss?
340
00:15:24,276 --> 00:15:25,609
Okay. Yes, it's true.
341
00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:26,678
Sam and I kissed.
342
00:15:26,715 --> 00:15:28,715
Oh my God.
343
00:15:33,429 --> 00:15:35,130
I was bummed about
never kissing anyone.
344
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,302
And I was out on the
balcony, and Sam came out,
345
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,341
and she said she'd never
kissed anyone either,
346
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:41,579
and then we ended up kissing.
347
00:15:41,615 --> 00:15:43,850
Oh my God.
348
00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:46,555
It was just one time.
349
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:48,228
Except for that other time,
but that might have been
350
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,030
Sam's twin sister.
351
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:52,569
I'm still fuzzy on the
whole Melanie thing.
352
00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:54,876
You guys are my best friends.
353
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,181
How come neither one of you told me?
354
00:15:57,219 --> 00:15:59,487
We promised each other 'd
never speak of it again.
355
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,260
Oh, man, I've en speaking of it again.
356
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:03,398
I'm calling Sam right now.
357
00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,902
No. If you tell Sam I told you,
she'll kick me in places
358
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,574
that should never be kicked.
359
00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:10,280
I have to talk to her about this.
360
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,083
Then you got to get her
to tell you it happened.
361
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:12,620
Just let me call.
362
00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:13,822
No, you cannot-- just one phone call.
363
00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:14,190
Do not call.
364
00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:14,958
I'll just talk to her right now.
365
00:16:14,994 --> 00:16:16,461
She's going to destroy me.
366
00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:18,598
Okay.
367
00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:22,271
[Music]
368
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:25,912
All right, I'd say this sculpture
is just about finished.
369
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,551
Yeah.
370
00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:27,620
Yeah.
371
00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:29,423
A seven-foot tall pair of pants.
372
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:33,428
Yeah. Really nice.
373
00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:38,705
I wanna stab 'em.
374
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,883
You know, I just wanna sa I'm
really proud of you guys
375
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:45,256
'cause instead of stealing
or beating or stabbing,
376
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,797
you worked as a team
and built this large
377
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,335
pair of pants together.
378
00:16:49,372 --> 00:16:54,142
Well, we owe it all to you, Spence.
379
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,582
To Spencer.
380
00:16:55,619 --> 00:16:55,951
To Spencer.
381
00:16:55,986 --> 00:17:00,388
Thank you. Cheers.
382
00:17:00,429 --> 00:17:01,529
This punch is really good.
383
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:02,598
You made this yourself?
384
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:07,337
Mm-hmm. In my own toilet.
385
00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:15,552
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna go disinfect my mouth.
386
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:16,064
Quick.
387
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:22,438
Help us get in the pants.
388
00:17:22,481 --> 00:17:24,081
[Music]
389
00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:29,962
Yo, what up, kiddo?
390
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,733
Just stuff.
391
00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:35,472
Hey, check out the sculpture
my prisoners made with me.
392
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,513
Nice.
393
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:38,316
But why'd you bring it home?
394
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:40,521
Well, I was gonna leave it with
them, but they really wanted me
395
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,391
to have it.
396
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,261
I think they really liked me.
397
00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:44,499
How come you're all sweaty?
398
00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:47,170
'Cause I had to lug this
thing all the way up here.
399
00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:50,910
Weird, it's a lot heavier
than I thought it would be.
400
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,351
I'm gonna go to the armenian
bakery across the street.
401
00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:53,921
Why?
402
00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:55,091
For some lama-june.
403
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:55,693
Wanna come?
404
00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:56,328
What's lama-june?
405
00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:57,029
Some kinda food.
406
00:17:57,064 --> 00:17:58,064
I'll pass.
407
00:17:58,101 --> 00:17:59,334
Bye. Hi.
408
00:17:59,370 --> 00:17:59,803
Hey.
409
00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:00,236
See you.
410
00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:02,005
Whatever.
411
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:02,875
All right, I'm here.
412
00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:05,980
Where's the bacon-flavored ice cream?
413
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,085
There is no bacon-flavored ice cream.
414
00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:11,558
But your text said-- I made it up.
415
00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:15,533
But I brought my big spoon.
416
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:22,445
How can you-- what up
with the gigantic pants?
417
00:18:22,488 --> 00:18:24,089
Listen.
418
00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:25,760
Okay.
419
00:18:25,796 --> 00:18:27,597
We're best friends, right?
420
00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:28,600
Of course.
421
00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:32,438
And best friends don't keep
secrets from each other, do they?
422
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,012
Why, what'd you do?
423
00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:35,115
Is it bad?
424
00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:36,284
Did you finally do something bad?
425
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,487
Holy crab, I le this.
426
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:39,323
I didn't do anything bad.
427
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,660
Then why are you keeping it a secret?
428
00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:48,535
I'm not the one keeping secrets.
429
00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:52,183
All right, you can have
your 20 bucks back.
430
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,924
What 20 bucks?
431
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,498
That I took out of your purse.
432
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:05,475
You took...
You... Sam.
433
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,786
Well, at least it's
not a secret anymore.
434
00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:11,427
That wasn't the secret
I was talking about.
435
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,265
So I can keep the 20?
436
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,900
No.
437
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:21,949
Why didn't you tell me that
you and Freddie kissed?
438
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:31,297
I-- hey, can I run upstairs for
a second and install these--
439
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:34,780
you spoke of it.
440
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,521
[Screaming]
441
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:38,792
Leave me alone, Sam.
442
00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:41,395
No.
443
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:41,999
Let me go.
444
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:50,806
Let me-- you swore you'd
never tell anyone we kissed.
445
00:19:50,854 --> 00:19:51,486
I didn't.
446
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:52,621
You told me.
447
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,959
I never told you anything
about-- yeah, you did.
448
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:59,698
When you were all
hopped up on wacky gas.
449
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:00,539
Oh.
450
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:05,310
You know, I tell you guys everything,
so it really makes me feel,
451
00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:07,687
like, betrayed that
my two best friends
452
00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,692
made out and then didn't
even-- no, we didn't make out.
453
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,830
It wasn't like that.
454
00:20:10,866 --> 00:20:14,400
We just did it to do it, you know?
455
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,107
Well, I just think that best friends
456
00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:18,177
should be open with each other.
457
00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:20,682
I just wish that one of
you would've told me
458
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:24,721
so I didn't have to find out by...
Hello.
459
00:20:34,352 --> 00:20:35,618
Hiya.
460
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:38,523
Hey.
461
00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:41,462
You're prisoners?
462
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,668
Used to be.
463
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:49,476
And you guys were inside the pants?
464
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:51,120
Mm-hmm.
465
00:20:51,156 --> 00:20:54,925
Well, you do realize we
have to call the police.
466
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:57,700
Yeah, I guess.
467
00:20:57,738 --> 00:21:07,012
But before you do that, you
guys got any duct tape?
468
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:12,562
Why did y tell them where
the duct tape was?
469
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,638
I don't know.
470
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:16,542
I was trying to be helpful.
471
00:21:16,581 --> 00:21:19,883
Yeah, you helped 'em, all right.
472
00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:21,389
Well, it's Freddie's fault.
473
00:21:21,425 --> 00:21:23,526
When you see prisoners
escaping, you don't announce
474
00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:25,365
that you're gonna call the cops.
475
00:21:25,401 --> 00:21:29,837
"Well, you do realize we
have to call the police."
476
00:21:29,879 --> 00:21:31,880
Man, this duct tape is really strong.
477
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,151
I hate being restricted.
478
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:35,056
Don't worry.
479
00:21:35,091 --> 00:21:37,125
Soon we'll all be free and
then I'll turn my back
480
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:40,331
and you guys can resume
kissing behind it.
481
00:21:40,371 --> 00:21:41,838
We promised no more secrets.
482
00:21:41,874 --> 00:21:42,707
Never again.
483
00:21:42,743 --> 00:21:45,644
From now on, we all tell
each other everything.
484
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:49,052
All right?
485
00:21:49,091 --> 00:21:50,458
You'll tell me everything?
486
00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:50,827
Yeah.
487
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:52,996
Swear.
488
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:57,070
How long was it?
489
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,576
What?
490
00:21:58,613 --> 00:22:02,349
How long did you guys kiss?
491
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,156
I don't know.
492
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:05,525
Like seven seconds?
493
00:22:05,562 --> 00:22:07,196
Seven, eight?
494
00:22:07,234 --> 00:22:10,236
Oh.
495
00:22:10,274 --> 00:22:12,541
And was it fun?
496
00:22:12,579 --> 00:22:13,512
Fun?
497
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,582
Yeah.
498
00:22:14,617 --> 00:22:22,657
I mean, did you guys,
you know, like it?
499
00:22:22,703 --> 00:22:25,005
Carly, where's my banjo?
500
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:28,111
Over there by your robot,
but-- yeah. Whew.
501
00:22:28,149 --> 00:22:29,583
Why do you need your
banjo all of a sudden?
502
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,787
'Cause I was just across the
street at that armenian bakery,
503
00:22:31,824 --> 00:22:33,292
and I met this girl there
buyin' some lama-june,
504
00:22:33,329 --> 00:22:39,567
so I start chattin' her up, turns
out she loves banjo music.
505
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:46,615
She's gonna freak.
506
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,995
Okay.
507
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,502
We've got to get out of this.
508
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,774
On three?
509
00:22:54,812 --> 00:23:01,817
One... two...
Three.
510
00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:06,417
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