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Okay, everyone's seen a horse do this.
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Pblpblpblpbl!
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We don't know what it means,
we just know that horses
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always say-- pblpblpblpbl!
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Pretty interesting, right?
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But it's even more
interesting in slow motion.
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So, let's take a look at Sam and
me from earlier today going--
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pblpblpblpbl!
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But all slow-mo-ified.
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Go, Freddie.
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Playback ready.
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Okay, first me.
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And now me.
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And now both of us.
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And now Freddie.
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And Spencer.
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And last but not least my crazy
grandmother who we call--
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she's actually half horse!
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Okay, next on the iCarly--
--Sam and I are gonna show you
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one of the funniest guys on the Web.
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Even funnier than the burping giraffe.
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His name is Fred, Fred is awesome.
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He makes these insanely
hilarious videos that are
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sorta impossible to describe.
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So we'll shut up and you just watch.
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All right, people.
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We give you-- hey, it's Fred,
and it's really nice out,
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so I think I'm gonna
go swimming later.
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My mom found this really
cool pool at the dump.
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It's really big and really deep.
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I think I might drown.
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I also got a letter in the mail.
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It might be from my dad.
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"To Fred--"
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what the heck is this?
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"Ha ha. You probably thought
"this was your dad, you loser.
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"Anyways, I told you "that
I know where you live.
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P.S. Your voice is weird."
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So the crazy guy really
does know where I live.
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What if he comes over here
and steals all the food
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out of our fridge?
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while I'm going swimming it's
because I'm uncomfortable
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with my body.
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1, 2, 3.
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Oh, my God! There's a shark!
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This pool is small.
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Oh, my God.
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Kevin's chasing after me.
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Okay, well, since I'm really mad,
I think I'm gonna go because
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I don't think I wanna take
all my anger out on you.
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Bye.
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Okay, I say that video
deserves a-- [Applause]
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Yeah, all right.
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Okay, next on iCarly, Sam
and I, we're gonna shave
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some stuffed animals.
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Which is always a good time.
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But now I'm thinking that
instead we should watch
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another Fred video.
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What you think, Sam?
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I think we should.
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Freddie?
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I think you guys should
shave the stuffed animals.
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You don't wanna see
another Fred video?
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Not really.
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Why not, fudge face?
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Because I don't think
Fred is all that funny.
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Uh, do you know how
popular his videos are?
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Each one gets like a billion views.
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How can you not think
Fred is not funny?
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I didn't say he was unfunny.
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I just don't love his videos.
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Well, apparently Freddie's got
his little anti-bacterial
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underpants in a bunch.
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I stopped wearing
antibacterial underpants
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and I'm entitled to my opinion.
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And it's my opinion that
we're out of time anyway.
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So till the next
iCarly-- stay in school.
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Recycle.
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Pour milk on your parents.
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Hug a duck.
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Eat a stick of butter.
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And shampoo a squirrel.
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Bye.
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See ya on the next iCarly.
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Ciao.
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Peace.
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And we're clear.
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Yeah.
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Whoo!
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You guys done with the show?
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Uh-huh.
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Yup.
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Just finished.
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Cool, check out what I found.
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What is that?
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Looks like something my
aunt Maggie would cough up.
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Well, she's a smoker.
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What is it?
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It's my magic meatball.
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I carried this thing around with me
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like all during seventh grade,
which was arguably the best year
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of my life.
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What does a magic meatball do?
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It gives you perfect advice.
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You ask it any yes or no question,
shake it and then, boom,
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it tells you what to do.
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That's so stupid.
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It is not.
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I read an article about a
guy who made $3 million
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using one of these to pick stocks.
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Dude, it's a toy.
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A magic toy.
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Here. Watch.
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Will my phone ring in
the next five seconds?
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The answer is no.
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Spooky, huh?
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In 5, 4, 3, 2-- [Music]
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I know, you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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every time you see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give it your best
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[music]
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Should I drink a glass
of this iced tea?
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Negative.
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Aww.
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Wahoo punch?
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The meatball says no.
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Aww.
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That's all we have.
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What am I supposed to drink?
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Ketchup?
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The answer is yes.
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Well, you haven't steered me
wrong yet, magic meatball.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey.
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Wh-when did you-- what
are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood,
wanted food,
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didn't wanna to pay for it.
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Here I am.
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All right.
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Hey. Carly home yet?
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No, but everyone else is.
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Why are you drinking ketchup?
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My magic meatball told me to.
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I'm tired.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Hey, do you know what's going on?
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I've gotten about 10 texts in
the last 5 minutes telling me
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to check out splashface.
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Yeah, Carly just texted
me saying the same thing.
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She says to look
up "Fred is dead."
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Huh. "Fred is dead."
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Here it is, just posted an hour ago.
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Click on it.
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Hey. It's me.
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If you saw the last iCarly,
then you heard Freddie Benson
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say he doesn't like my Fred
videos-- 'cause I don't think Fred
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is all that funny.
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Well, thank you for
crushing my feelings.
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Now I'm not gonna post any
more Fred videos ever again.
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Internet, I click you goodbye.
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You see what you did?
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You killed Fred.
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Aah!
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I just gave my honest opinion.
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Hey, you guys gonna be okay here
alone till Carly gets back?
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Sure.
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Why?
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I thought you were tired.
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Yeah. But my meatball
says I wanna go surfing.
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[Music]
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Oh.
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I see you girls are fans of Fred.
Heh.
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Oh, dear. Guys, guys.
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Unh! Augh! Aah!
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Yeah, thank you.
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Boo.
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Oh, come on, guys, it's not my fault.
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Aah.
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All right, who threw this at my head?
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Who threw this low-fat fat
cake at my head? Huh?
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Well, I'm keeping it.
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Yaah.
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What's up, guys?
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We just had an emergency
meeting of the mathletes.
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Oh, well, how come I wasn't invited?
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'Cause you killed Fred.
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All I did was give my opinion.
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Well, your opinion stinks.
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Easy, Shawn.
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I'm very sorry to say this,
but the mathletes are
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subtracting you from the team.
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What?
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Come on, I'm our best long divider.
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Then you should be able to
handle this long division--
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--between us and you.
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[Sighs]
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Oww!
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Hey, Benson, this Fred thing
is getting way outta control.
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Kids keep booing and
throwing things stuff at us.
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Get up!
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You just had to trash talk Fred.
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I didn't trash talk him.
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It's not Freddie's fault.
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He just gave his opinion.
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Yeah. And anyway it's not
like-- [Kids laughing]
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Uh-oh, check it out.
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Augh! Why are they
blaming our whole show?
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It's all Freddie's fault.
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Hey!
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Well-- well, it's way worse
for me, I've been kicked out
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of everything except the
junior bow and arrow club.
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I'm out.
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--Because I just don't see
what's funny about Fred.
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It's not my fault he quit.
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Hey, you don't have to call me names.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you're a bigger one.
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Who was that?
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My aunt Jennifer.
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Who texted you?
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Gibby.
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He wants us to check out
some website called
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neverwatchicarly. com.
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Well, that can't be good.
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I know it can't be good.
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Freddie.
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Already on it.
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neverwatchicarly. com.
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Oh, man.
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Some guy started a whole website
just to try to stop people
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from watching iCarly?
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All 'cause you irritated Fred.
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Aaaah! Oww. Ah.
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Okay, let's not panic.
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How many people have
signed up to support him?
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Um, a few hundred.
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Okay. That's not so many.
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Wait.
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I just refreshed the page.
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Now it's up to 3,000.
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How many?
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Refreshing.
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Yikes, 18,000.
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Are you sure?
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Refreshing. 90-- okay, why
don't we stop refreshing. Unh!
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[Elevator bell dings]
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Uh, what you got there?
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It's a smoothie.
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I think she meant the gigantic bird.
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Oh! This is Marvin.
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He's an ostrich.
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I just bought him.
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Your magic meatball told you to?
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00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,843
Yes.
273
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:26,778
[Doorbell rings]
274
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:27,445
Hey, would you get that?
275
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:32,382
Marvin wants a root beer.
276
00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:35,321
We're gonna go into the kitchen.
277
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:36,424
Carly, any comment on the Fred fight?
278
00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:37,726
What? It's not a fight.
279
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,094
But iCarly killed Fred.
280
00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:39,996
Don't you feel guilty?
281
00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:41,764
No. Freddie was just
expressing his opinion.
282
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:42,900
Do you agree with his opinion?
283
00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,070
Yeah, do you also think the
Fred videos are terrible?
284
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,872
I never said the Fred
videos are terrible.
285
00:12:46,941 --> 00:12:49,176
Sam, is it true that you've
been arrested four times?
286
00:12:49,244 --> 00:12:49,810
Three times.
287
00:12:49,878 --> 00:12:51,378
Get your facts right.
288
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:56,550
And get outta here.
289
00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:01,055
Arrrgh, Marvin bit my pants.
290
00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:13,842
No, Freddie was just
expressing his opinion.
291
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,235
You agree with Freddie's opinion?
292
00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,437
Get outta here.
293
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,340
This whole thing is getting insane.
294
00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:21,710
Did you check and see if the
Fred guy answered your e-mail?
295
00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,513
I check every 10 minutes.
296
00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:24,214
What won't he write back?
297
00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:24,882
Because he's a jerk.
298
00:13:24,949 --> 00:13:27,651
You're the queen of the jerks.
299
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,887
Why pick on me?
300
00:13:28,954 --> 00:13:29,854
Two reasons.
301
00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:34,059
Number one, I love it.
302
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,497
Number two, this whole fight
between iCarly and Fred
303
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,467
is your fault.
304
00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:39,703
I just said I didn't think his
videos were all that funny.
305
00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:42,739
He's the one who overreacted and
started this whole brouhaha.
306
00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:43,675
Brouhaha.
307
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:45,977
You can't say things like
brouhaha and not expect
308
00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:48,947
people to hit you.
309
00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:50,849
[E-mail beeps]
310
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:51,851
Fred wrote back.
311
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,486
He did?
312
00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:53,186
What did he say?
313
00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:55,522
Uh-- will he start making
the Fred videos again?
314
00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:58,292
No, but he says he'll meet
with us and talk about it.
315
00:13:58,362 --> 00:13:59,595
He wants us to go to his house.
316
00:13:59,663 --> 00:14:00,429
Where does he live?
317
00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,565
Shelby, Idaho.
318
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,035
That's about 4 hours from here.
319
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,102
My mom could drive us.
320
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:06,237
She got her license back?
321
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,805
I didn't say that.
322
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:13,479
Well, did she get her van
back from the police?
323
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,882
Maybe someone else should drive us.
324
00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,152
This is going to be a very
important art exhibit
325
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,921
that will feature the most promising
young artists in Seattle,
326
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,291
and we'd really like to include
some of your sculptures.
327
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,694
Wow! That is such an
honor for you to ask me.
328
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:29,097
So you'll do it?
329
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,600
Could you excuse me
for just one second?
330
00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:35,538
Of course.
331
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,641
Okay, magic meatball.
332
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,110
Should I let him use my
sculptures in his art exhibit?
333
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,479
Definitely not.
334
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:43,447
Oh, please.
335
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,949
This is such a huge opportunity.
336
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,719
Ask again later.
337
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,556
But we need to discuss this now.
338
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,426
I must advise against it.
339
00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:53,362
Come on!
340
00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:56,164
I drank ketchup, I bought an ostrich.
341
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:57,901
I did everything you told me to.
342
00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:01,638
Help me out this one time.
343
00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:03,575
The answer is no.
344
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:05,043
That's it!
345
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,045
You're not magic.
346
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:10,449
You're just a mean meatball.
347
00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:11,085
Oh! I'm sorry.
348
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:16,890
I was just arguing with my meatball.
349
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,328
Marvin, get back in your room.
350
00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,798
Is that an ostrich?
351
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:26,337
Yeah. He's friendly-- when
he's not biting my pants.
352
00:15:26,406 --> 00:15:27,206
I see.
353
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:31,176
Well, about your sculpture-- mm-hmm.
354
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:34,181
I think we should-- wait!
Mr. Feldon, come on.
355
00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:38,451
I know it seems--Aargh!
356
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,954
Hey, will you drive us somewhere?
357
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:40,723
Sure. Where?
358
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,857
Shelby, Idaho.
359
00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:43,825
Mm, okay.
360
00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:45,294
Marvin, I'm going to Idaho.
361
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:48,631
Stay off of the Internet.
362
00:15:59,716 --> 00:16:01,250
Hello! We're here.
363
00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:05,454
It's Carly, Sam and Freddie.
364
00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:12,862
Okay. This is the coolest
treehouse in the universe.
365
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:17,635
Yeah.
It's nicer than where I live.
366
00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:23,745
Whoa!
Check out this editing setup.
367
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:29,751
Don't touch it.
368
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:30,254
Hey!
369
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,423
Hi!
370
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,390
You're here.
371
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,860
Hey! Hey!
372
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,429
How cool is this treehouse!
373
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,665
You know when I was a kid, I
wanted to build one like this,
374
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:43,603
but dad always said they--aah!
375
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,007
I'll wait down here.
376
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:46,742
Who was that?
377
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:47,444
Skip it.
378
00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:48,979
Yeah.
379
00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:51,814
Look, Freddie is really sorry
that he hurt your feelings.
380
00:16:51,884 --> 00:16:58,521
Yeah, I'd like to hear that from
the guy in the Bumblebee shirt.
381
00:16:58,592 --> 00:17:01,395
Hello!
382
00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:02,963
I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
383
00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:04,632
I didn't mean to.
384
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,868
Okay. I forgive you.
385
00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:07,303
You do?
386
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:07,803
Nope.
387
00:17:07,871 --> 00:17:09,738
What?
388
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:15,144
Say you think my videos are funny.
389
00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:15,947
No.
390
00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:16,515
Come on.
391
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,249
Freddie!
392
00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:20,752
We're in a treehouse
in Idaho, just say it.
393
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:21,354
Why should I say it?
394
00:17:21,422 --> 00:17:21,988
Let me talk to the boy.
395
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,691
Sam.
396
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,625
Can I use this?
397
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,727
Please.
398
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,295
Sam, no. Get away from me.
399
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,731
Aw! Ooh, not that! Ooh, ow!
400
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:35,637
Oh, good gravy! Oh! Oh, no!
401
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,409
Your videos are hilarious.
402
00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:40,679
Aagh! I don't know
what I was thinking
403
00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:41,748
when I said I didn't get him.
404
00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:42,816
What's not to get?
405
00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:48,188
Aagh! You're a comedy wizard.
406
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:48,892
Well?
407
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,694
Are we cool?
408
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:52,463
He's chuckling.
409
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,098
I see him chuckling.
410
00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:54,833
Why are you chuckling?
411
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:58,071
'Cause you guys are cute.
412
00:17:58,139 --> 00:18:00,441
We're cute?
413
00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:01,444
Yeah.
414
00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:02,645
I was never mad.
415
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,449
I love iCarly.
416
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,315
But you said that Freddie
hurt your feelings.
417
00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:08,350
And that's why you stopped
making your Fred videos.
418
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,652
Come on.
419
00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:14,924
I'm not gonna stop
making the Fred videos.
420
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:15,960
Okay. I get it.
421
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:21,233
The real problem here is
that you're insane am I?
422
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:22,102
Uh, pretty much, yeah.
423
00:18:22,171 --> 00:18:22,604
Kind of psycho.
424
00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:24,372
Yep.
425
00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:27,376
Guys, since this war between
iCarly and me started,
426
00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:30,313
do you realize my Fred videos
have gotten like 10 times
427
00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:33,416
more popular than they already were?
428
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,220
So you did all this for publicity?
429
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,055
Totally.
430
00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:39,158
Just to make your Fred
videos more popular?
431
00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:41,861
Not just the Fred videos, iCarly too.
432
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,564
What are you talking--
when was the last time
433
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,867
that you guys checked
your website ratings?
434
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,937
Uh, I don't know,
like a few weeks ago.
435
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:52,041
Well, check them now.
436
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:55,680
See? Web traffic to iCarly.
Com is higher than it's ever been.
437
00:18:55,749 --> 00:18:58,517
People love a good fight.
438
00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:01,055
Ooh, that's terrible.
439
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:05,294
I mean, it was brilliant
in a terrible way.
440
00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:08,165
It was terribly brilliant, okay?
441
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:13,805
Hey, there's something huge down
there trying to kill me. Aah!
442
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:19,181
It's either a large dog
or a small bear. Aah!
443
00:19:19,251 --> 00:19:21,018
That's my dog Tibbals.
444
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:24,890
Tibbals has my foot. Aah!
445
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,326
Will you guys go make sure he's okay?
446
00:19:26,395 --> 00:19:26,995
I'm not going down.
447
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:27,795
Come on.
448
00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:32,867
Ow, ow! I'm coming. Aah!
449
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,680
Oh! Ow!
450
00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:43,350
You know, you could have at least
told us what you were doing.
451
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:45,419
Yeah, you're right.
452
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,255
I'm sorry.
453
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:48,123
Okay.
454
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:50,292
So are we friends?
455
00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:51,528
I guess.
456
00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:52,561
You sure?
457
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:55,197
Sure.
458
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:55,965
Should we kiss?
459
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,167
No.
460
00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:07,012
In 5, 4, 3, 2-- me llamo Carly!
461
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,015
Me llamo Sam!
462
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,584
And this is iCarly.
463
00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:11,787
The only show on the Internet
that fights global warming--
464
00:20:11,855 --> 00:20:13,990
--and prevents pimples.
465
00:20:14,058 --> 00:20:15,458
Now, a lot of you guys have
been following the fight
466
00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:17,593
that's been going on
between us and Fred.
467
00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:18,762
Yeah, well, guess what.
468
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,298
The fight is over!
469
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:20,799
Over.
470
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,367
Yeah, baby.
471
00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:25,070
And to prove it-- --say hello
to our new best friend--
472
00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:28,874
--the genius behind Fred.
473
00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,313
Yeah!
474
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,383
Yeah!
475
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,418
Whoo!
476
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,152
Okay, Freddie, switch to the b-cam.
477
00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,456
Come out here and show the love.
478
00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:44,326
Switching to b-cam.
479
00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:47,331
See, we made up.
480
00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:48,098
We're all good.
481
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,702
Oh, come on, you guys can
do better than that.
482
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:51,971
Hug! Hug!
483
00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,173
Hug! Hug!
484
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,608
Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!
485
00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:55,710
Hug! Hug! Hug!
486
00:20:55,778 --> 00:21:00,348
All right, all right.
487
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:03,186
Okay, just to prove that we're
all buds now-- --check out
488
00:21:03,255 --> 00:21:03,888
this brand-new video.
489
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:04,589
Watch it.
490
00:21:04,657 --> 00:21:05,056
Do it.
491
00:21:05,124 --> 00:21:08,159
Playback.
492
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:08,761
Hey, it's Fred.
493
00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:10,095
Look at my cabbage.
494
00:21:10,164 --> 00:21:11,797
Why can't it speak Spanish?
495
00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,266
Muchacho.
496
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,501
My stomach feels queasy.
497
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,804
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
498
00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:18,706
Have you seen my cabbage?
499
00:21:18,775 --> 00:21:20,375
Oh, my gosh, a person.
500
00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:21,377
Why did Fred flee?
501
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,847
People scare me. Aah.
502
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:29,286
This ostrich thinks I'm a lady.
503
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,590
I wanna go to cranberry parade.
504
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,724
I buried Paul.
505
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,527
More people. Aah!
506
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,695
I'm eating chips with trans-fats.
507
00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:37,230
Oh, my God, I'm so happy.
508
00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:38,531
I'm hiding under a Toyota.
509
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,167
It's a sports utility vehicle.
510
00:21:40,235 --> 00:21:42,637
The cabbage. Aah!
511
00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:44,940
Me and the ostrich
are getting married.
512
00:21:45,008 --> 00:21:47,176
Aah!
513
00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:48,979
We're wearing matching ties.
514
00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,015
I'm running.
515
00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:51,149
Who invented marshmallows?
516
00:21:51,218 --> 00:21:53,518
What's wrong with David Schwimmer?
517
00:21:53,587 --> 00:21:55,688
I like to sniff cheese.
518
00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:56,389
Cheese!
519
00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:59,624
My mother ate my turtle.
520
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,995
My bathroom is purple.
521
00:22:03,064 --> 00:22:04,197
How do you like me now, junior?
522
00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:05,700
Is Kevin still better than me?
523
00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:08,036
I'm pretty sure I'm way
better than Kevin now.
524
00:22:08,105 --> 00:22:09,505
Who wants to swim in my pool?
525
00:22:09,574 --> 00:22:11,107
Swimming! Swimming!
526
00:22:11,175 --> 00:22:13,175
Swimming! Swimming! Ah!
527
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:15,711
I'm not gonna take off my shirt.
No!
528
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:16,713
I'm swimming.
529
00:22:16,782 --> 00:22:19,082
I bet you Kevin's so
jealous right now.
530
00:22:19,151 --> 00:22:20,051
Jealous.
531
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,853
What if these noodles
are Kevin's intestines?
532
00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:24,657
That'd make me so happy.
533
00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,226
My friends are here.
534
00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:27,593
We're swimming with noodles.
535
00:22:27,662 --> 00:22:29,062
My shorts are too tight.
536
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:31,399
It's like a community bath.
537
00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:32,668
Cabbages cabbages.
538
00:22:32,736 --> 00:22:34,736
Cabbages.
539
00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:38,441
Aaaaaaaah!
540
00:22:38,511 --> 00:22:43,182
This pool is so tiny. Bye!
541
00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:47,782
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