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Um, are you having some
kind of lip seizure?
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No, I'm trying to blend
coconut lip gloss
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and pineapple lip gloss to
create a pina colada flavor.
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I realize this isn't attractive.
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Actually, it kind of is.
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So, does it taste like pina colada?
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Do you wanna find out?
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Yes.
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Eww.
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Well?
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You bent my teeth.
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Hey.
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Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks?
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I gotta pay a cab driver.
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You took a cab to school?
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I had to.
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My mom loaned her car to some
fisherman and I missed the bus.
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A cab here from your
house doesn't cost $30.
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It does if you make the
guy stop and buy you
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a breakfast burrito.
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[Honking]
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Come on. Thirty bucks.
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He's got the meter running.
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Here's 20.
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All I have is a 10 and
I need it-- you know,
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I'm getting a little tired
of Sam "borrowing" money.
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Why the air quotes around "borrowing"?
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'Cause she never pays us back.
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True. But don't be upset.
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At least your lips smell
all girly and sweet.
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They do not.
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I wiped it off.
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I just think it's kind of
lame for her to always
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be hitting us up for cash.
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Who's always hitting you up for cash?
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You are.
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Carly, am I always-- yes.
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Okay, maybe I borrow money
a lot, but don't I always
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pay back every-- no.
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All right.
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You guys figure out exactly
how much I owe you
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Do you think she will?
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Hey, here's that dxc cable you wanted.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
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Pina colada.
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Hah.
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[Growls]
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[Music]
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In five, four, three, two-- [Music]
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I know you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up
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the members of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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and the time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give your best
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Ready?
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Let's do this.
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There they go.
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Up to the ceiling.
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And--pop.
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[Screaming]
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Not our best idea.
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No.
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'Sup?
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Hey.
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You ready to rehearse some "iCarly"?
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Yup.
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Is Sam here?
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No, she's on her way.
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We're gonna be upstairs rehearsing.
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Don't harm yourselves.
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[Doorbell]
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Coming.
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Well, hello there.
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And hello there.
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I'm Spencer.
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Hi.
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We live down the block
and I have been taking
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Emily around to sell
sunshine girl fudge balls.
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I love fudge balls.
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Did you hear that, sweetie?
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Why don't you ask the nice man
if he'd like to buy a box?
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Yeah, just ask me.
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I'm easy.
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[Sobbing]
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Oh, no.
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Emily.
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Did I--did I say something?
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It's not you.
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She's just so shy.
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She's trying to sell
the most fudge balls
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in her troop so she can win
this really cool bike.
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Oh.
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I could help her sell 'em.
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Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.
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Oh, come on.
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My little sister Carly
was a sunshine girl.
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I used to help her sell
fudge balls all the time.
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And you're sure you wanna help Emily?
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How tall is your husband?
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I'm single.
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I really wanna help Emily.
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[Music]
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So, Fredwad, did you figure out
how much money I owe you guys?
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You owe Carly and me exactly $526.
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No way it's that much.
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Show her.
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Now, if you look at the graph,
you'll see that your borrowing
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really took off two years
ago during July, then--
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oh, you squished my tripod finger.
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That's not something
a cool person says.
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I don't care.
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Are you gonna pay us back or what?
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I was, but I didn't know
it was gonna be that much.
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So how much do you have?
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Um, let's see.
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I've got 14 bucks, a AA
battery, some string, a fork,
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and I think that's an olive.
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The olive's moving.
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I got it.
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[Music]
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Emily, come here, sweetie.
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Spencer is going to tell
you how you guys can sell
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a whole bunch of fudge balls, okay?
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Okay, Emily, you and I are
gonna sit at this table
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and whenever people walk
by us, we're gonna--
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oh, no, no, Emily.
I-- oh, no, you go calm her down.
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I got the fudge balls.
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Thanks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Emily. Emily.
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Hey there, fudge balls?
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No.
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No? Okay.
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How about you, ma'am?
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Sunshine girl fudge balls?
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No, thanks.
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No. Hey, come on.
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We got peanut butter.
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We got caramel, marshmallow.
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No.
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No. Who's in a mood
for some fudge balls?
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Girls, what's up?
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Hey there, maybe you
girls didn't notice,
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but I'm set up right over there.
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I'm trying to help a
little girl win a bike.
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Maybe we want a bike too.
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Yeah, right.
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See, here's the thing.
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I don't think there's enough
customers around here for all of us.
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And since I was here first,
I was thinking maybe
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you guys could move-- [Music]
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In five, four, three, two-- I'm Sam.
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I'm Carly.
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And this is "iCarly."
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The only Web show that makes you laugh
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and prevents heart disease.
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So kick back with a pound of
bacon and enjoy the show.
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To start off, Sam and I
are gonna perform a play
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that she wrote herself
for drama class.
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Miss Levinson gave me a d minus.
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The play is called "the
prisoner who just wanted
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"some soup and the man who
refused to give him some."
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And action.
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Just give me some soup.
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I ain't gonna give you no soup.
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Just give me some soup.
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I ain't gonna give you no soup.
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Just give me some soup.
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I ain't gonna give you no soup.
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Scene.
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Thank you.
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Hey, look, found a
dollar on the floor.
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[Singing]
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Anything can happen
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on a live Web show
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now, you just need to
find about 500 more.
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Watch it, Fredward.
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Sam and Freddie have been
fighting about money this week.
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'Cause Sam owes Carly
and me over 500 bucks.
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So if you wanna help me out
with that little problem,
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send me some cash, care
of Ridgeway middle school
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here in Seattle.
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They ain't gonna send you no money.
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They'll send me some money.
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They ain't gonna send you no money.
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They'll send me some money.
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They ain't gonna send you no money.
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They'll send me some money.
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I forgive you for what you did
yesterday, but we need to talk.
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Get out of here.
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All I was trying to do
is help a little girl
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sell enough fudge balls to
win a bike and I don't think
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it was very sunshiny of you
girls to pick up my table
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and just throw it into the
street like a-- no, wait.
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No, not towards the car.
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Oh, gee, stop.
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Oh, my fudge balls.
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This isn't over.
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Sam.
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What?
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Principal Franklin wants you now.
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What does he know about?
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I don't know.
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Oh, man.
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Tell him I moved to Switzerland.
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I'm gonna make a break for it.
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Wait.
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He knew you'd try to run.
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He's got teachers posted at every
door all over the building.
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Hey.
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Tell Carly to meet me at
Franklin's office in two minutes.
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What did you do?
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I don't know.
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But he always goes easier
on me when Carly's around.
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It reminds him I'm not all bad.
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Oh, wait.
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What?
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Lend me five bucks?
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No.
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[Music]
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Hold on.
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I'm not ready.
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I'm waiting for someone.
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Carly Shay, to the principal's office.
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Principal Franklin.
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You're looking well.
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You join a gym?
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Sam-- what happened?
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Carly.
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Look, principal Franklin,
it is my best friend Carly
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who loves me and sees the
value in me as a person.
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Right, Carls?
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Tell the nice man.
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Tell him what?
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I sent you a text.
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Oh.
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Sam did nothing wrong.
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She didn't do the thing
you're mad about.
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She's not that kind of girf.
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Girf?
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Girl.
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But you wrote girf.
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Maybe you girfs have an
explanation for these?
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What are those?
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Letters sent to you
here at this school.
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Apparently, they have something
to do with "iCarly."
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Each one contains cash.
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$10 from Sarah Cloody in Chicago?
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Two bucks from Louis
Beckerman in New York.
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Two bucks, way to dig deep, Louis.
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This is serious.
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Why?
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Now, I can pay you and Freddie back.
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No.
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You can't solicit money from
kids over the Internet.
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It's against the law.
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This could get us in big trouble.
275
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:29,932
I suggest you return all
this money immediately.
276
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,667
Oh, man, do you know how
long it will take us
277
00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:34,269
to send every one of these
kids their money back?
278
00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:40,810
More mail.
279
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,413
We gotta send all those back too?
280
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:46,415
That's a lot of work for two girfs.
281
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,033
I hate this.
282
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,269
I hate this so much.
283
00:12:57,303 --> 00:12:59,504
I can't believe this many
"iCarly" fans sent money in
284
00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:01,673
just 'cause Sam asked them to.
285
00:13:01,707 --> 00:13:03,742
It's gonna take us days
to send it all back.
286
00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:04,843
Or weeks.
287
00:13:04,877 --> 00:13:07,812
Hey, Sam, how are you coming with
those return address labels?
288
00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:11,883
Good. Real good.
289
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,217
You're not making labels.
290
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,921
You're looking at trampolines.
291
00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:18,689
I'm sorry.
292
00:13:18,723 --> 00:13:21,425
I just want one so bad.
293
00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:22,927
Well, you know when you
can have a trampoline?
294
00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:23,494
When?
295
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,296
Never.
296
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:28,666
[Phone beeping]
297
00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:30,635
I gotta go.
298
00:13:30,669 --> 00:13:31,769
Oh, no.
299
00:13:31,803 --> 00:13:33,270
You're not gonna go take
a nap while we sit here
300
00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:40,811
working the mail-- I'm
not going to take a nap.
301
00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:45,350
I got a job.
302
00:13:45,384 --> 00:13:46,918
You got a job?
303
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:47,618
Where?
304
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:50,155
At chili my bowl.
305
00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:50,989
Chili?
306
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:51,790
Yeah.
307
00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:53,024
I figure if I gotta work,
it might as well be
308
00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,460
around something I love.
309
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,762
Isn't chili my bowl the
place where some guy
310
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,564
found a finger in his chili last year?
311
00:13:58,598 --> 00:14:02,101
It was a thumb.
312
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:02,702
Hey, Sam.
313
00:14:02,736 --> 00:14:04,537
I'm in a bad mood.
314
00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:07,807
You too.
315
00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:08,441
Hi.
316
00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:09,041
Hey.
317
00:14:09,076 --> 00:14:10,343
You sell a bunch of fudge balls?
318
00:14:10,377 --> 00:14:12,311
No.
319
00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:13,679
How come he's selling fudge balls?
320
00:14:13,713 --> 00:14:17,349
He's trying to help this little
sunshine girl win a new bike.
321
00:14:17,384 --> 00:14:17,750
Hot mom.
322
00:14:17,784 --> 00:14:20,919
Ah.
323
00:14:20,954 --> 00:14:22,688
Why are you such a mess?
324
00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:26,258
'Cause since those mean girls
pushed me out of my spot,
325
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:30,328
I tried moving my fudge ball
operation down by the shipyard.
326
00:14:30,363 --> 00:14:31,196
And?
327
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:35,568
The dockworkers wanted no
part of me or my fudge balls.
328
00:14:35,602 --> 00:14:38,737
They threw clams at me.
329
00:14:38,772 --> 00:14:39,738
Ah.
330
00:14:39,773 --> 00:14:40,906
Yeah.
331
00:14:40,941 --> 00:14:42,875
You know, you don't have to
win that bike just to get
332
00:14:42,909 --> 00:14:44,843
that sunshine girl's mom
to go out with you.
333
00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:47,079
I know but I wanna sell more
than those rotten girls
334
00:14:47,113 --> 00:14:48,180
at the market.
335
00:14:48,214 --> 00:14:49,348
Hey, are you hungry?
336
00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:50,382
Yeah, you bring home dinner?
337
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:51,150
Ah-huh.
338
00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:51,684
What's in here?
339
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:54,686
Clams.
340
00:14:54,721 --> 00:15:00,025
[Music]
341
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,795
Hey, lady.
342
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,297
Yes, can I help you?
343
00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:08,366
I said I wanted hot sauce and
there wasn't no hot sauce
344
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,367
on my tray.
345
00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:12,970
Sorry.
346
00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,639
Here's some hot sauce.
347
00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:16,741
You should have put it on
my tray in the first place.
348
00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:19,310
You know where I wanna
put it right now?
349
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:20,645
You watch your mouth.
350
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,681
No, you watch your mouth
before I put my fist in it.
351
00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:24,049
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
352
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,984
You say you're sorry to the customer.
353
00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:29,855
But he-- apologize.
354
00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:32,625
I'm so very sorry.
355
00:15:32,659 --> 00:15:37,597
You-- calm, calm, calm, calm.
356
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,799
You wanna keep this job?
357
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,467
No, but I need to.
358
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:42,135
Then behave.
359
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:46,339
Now, come here.
360
00:15:46,373 --> 00:15:47,907
Here.
361
00:15:47,941 --> 00:15:53,313
Now, go clean the men's room.
362
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:54,447
What?
363
00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:55,948
Go clean-- no, no, no, no, no.
364
00:15:55,983 --> 00:15:58,384
Don't say it again.
365
00:15:58,419 --> 00:16:01,621
I, uh--I mean, can't you get
a guy employee to do it?
366
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:05,991
Now.
367
00:16:06,026 --> 00:16:13,200
[Music]
368
00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:14,702
[Toilet flushing]
369
00:16:14,736 --> 00:16:20,607
[Burps]
370
00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:22,810
Oh.
371
00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:27,014
[Music]
372
00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:28,349
Hey, what goes on?
373
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:29,049
What's up?
374
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:29,917
Hey.
375
00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:30,884
What are you doing here so late?
376
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:33,887
Oh, I just thought I'd stop
by on my way home from work.
377
00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:35,556
Oh, and Freddie, your
mom is looking for you.
378
00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:37,491
Something about a sick relative.
379
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:42,296
What? I gotta go.
380
00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:44,398
Which one of his relatives is sick?
381
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:49,136
None.
382
00:16:49,171 --> 00:16:50,371
I made that up so he'd leave.
383
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:53,073
Why?
384
00:16:53,108 --> 00:17:01,882
'Cause I don't want
Freddie to see me-- cry.
385
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:04,686
I don't like working.
386
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,954
I don't know how people do it.
387
00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:08,522
It's horrible.
388
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:13,093
They don't let you sleep,
or watch TV, or go online.
389
00:17:13,128 --> 00:17:18,865
And they expect you to be
nice to all the customers.
390
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,966
And I'm not even allowed
to eat the chili.
391
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,001
Do you know what its like
to be me, surrounded
392
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:31,276
by giant pots of chili and
not allowed to eat it?
393
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,844
I can't stand to see you like this.
394
00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:33,912
You have to quit.
395
00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:35,180
No, I can't.
396
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:37,783
I promised myself I wouldn't
quit till I pay back every Penny
397
00:17:37,817 --> 00:17:41,420
I owe you and Freddie.
398
00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:47,058
I had to clean urinals.
399
00:17:47,092 --> 00:17:51,461
Boys are so gross.
400
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:52,562
You'll be okay.
401
00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:58,868
My mom says none of my
relatives-- [Screams]
402
00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:03,071
[Music]
403
00:18:03,106 --> 00:18:04,606
Carly.
404
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,274
Carly, come down here.
405
00:18:06,308 --> 00:18:10,112
Carly. Carly.
406
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:11,714
Spencer, it's 6:00 in the morning.
407
00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:13,716
I know, but I've got big news.
408
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,252
I can't take you seriously
when you're wearing
409
00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:21,792
duck pajama pants.
410
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,428
Duck boxers?
411
00:18:23,462 --> 00:18:26,531
Tell me why you're sending all
this money back to your fans.
412
00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:28,433
'Cause, principal Franklin
said it's not legal
413
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:30,668
to solicit money from
kids over the Internet.
414
00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:33,538
Principal Franklin didn't go to
law school like your big bro.
415
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:34,639
You went for three days.
416
00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:38,042
But I kept this book.
417
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:40,211
And it says, "it is
illegal to solicit money
418
00:18:40,246 --> 00:18:42,814
"over the Internet from
persons under the age of 18."
419
00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:43,648
We know that.
420
00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:47,351
"Unless you provide a product
or service in return."
421
00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:49,487
But we didn't provide
a product or service.
422
00:18:49,522 --> 00:18:50,622
But you're going to.
423
00:18:50,656 --> 00:18:52,157
Spencer.
424
00:18:52,191 --> 00:18:54,392
"iCarly" is gonna provide
a product to every fan
425
00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:55,893
that sent you guys money.
426
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,795
What products?
427
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,597
fudge balls.
428
00:18:59,632 --> 00:19:01,066
[Music]
429
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,734
fudge balls?
430
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,237
Ah-huh. Balls of fudge.
431
00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:06,805
And we can keep all the money?
432
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,607
Yup. It's totally legal.
433
00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:11,010
So Spencer called Socko, got
a bunch of guys to come over
434
00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:12,511
and they're sending out
fudge balls right now
435
00:19:12,546 --> 00:19:14,379
to every "iCarly" fan
that sent us money.
436
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,514
Say, "yay."
437
00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:18,216
But wait, the fudge balls aren't free.
438
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,118
No, but when you subtract
the cost of the fudge balls
439
00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:24,555
from the money our fans sent us,
we still make $541 in profit.
440
00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:27,892
And Spencer wins the bike for
the little sunshine girl.
441
00:19:27,926 --> 00:19:28,526
But wait.
442
00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:30,061
What do we do with the money?
443
00:19:30,096 --> 00:19:34,065
Well, we get to keep 541
and Sam owes us 526,
444
00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:36,200
so we give Sam the 526 and
then she can pay us back
445
00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:38,970
and quit her stupid job.
446
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:39,537
But wait.
447
00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:42,540
Stop saying, "but wait."
448
00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,342
Sam is not gonna take
the money from us.
449
00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:44,909
Why wouldn't she?
450
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:45,877
It's a pride thing.
451
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,746
It's why she won't quit her job.
452
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,013
If we just give her the
money, she won't feel like
453
00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:51,149
she really paid us back.
454
00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:54,419
Yeah.
455
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:56,253
Okay, how about this?
456
00:19:56,288 --> 00:19:56,988
Yeah.
457
00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:58,589
We find some adult
that Sam doesn't know.
458
00:19:58,623 --> 00:19:59,223
Okay.
459
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,892
And we give him the 526 bucks and
then he gives the money to Sam
460
00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:03,427
as a tip at the restaurant.
461
00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:04,628
That's brilliant.
462
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,597
Isn't it?
463
00:20:07,632 --> 00:20:08,165
But wait.
464
00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:09,800
What?
465
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,568
That leaves an extra 15 bucks.
466
00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:13,637
Yeah, five for me, five for
Sam, and five for you.
467
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,774
Go nuts.
468
00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:30,688
[Music]
469
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:37,627
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
470
00:20:37,662 --> 00:20:39,729
Oh, look at-- can you see this?
471
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,931
Oh, look at these fries.
472
00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,166
I have the money.
473
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:43,799
I have money.
474
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:44,901
I have money.
475
00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:45,501
I have the money.
476
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,202
I have the money.
477
00:20:46,236 --> 00:20:47,803
Oh, oh, look. Oh, look.
478
00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:48,571
Oh, look at this.
479
00:20:48,605 --> 00:20:55,479
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, look.
480
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:56,514
I got money.
481
00:20:56,548 --> 00:21:01,085
Money, money, money, money.
482
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:02,620
Woo-hoo. Woo.
483
00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:13,765
Yeah. Yeah.
484
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,900
Hi.
485
00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:19,339
I just wanted you girls to
know that I won the bike.
486
00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:23,043
And because I am a
grownup, I forgive you
487
00:21:23,077 --> 00:21:26,079
for behaving so rudely to me.
488
00:21:26,114 --> 00:21:28,014
Take care.
489
00:21:28,049 --> 00:21:32,652
[Music]
490
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:36,156
On the other hand, check
out how cool this bike is.
491
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:39,860
Oh, I won the fancy new
bike and you didn't.
492
00:21:39,894 --> 00:21:41,061
How you jerks like me now?
493
00:21:41,095 --> 00:21:42,830
Woo.
494
00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:43,931
Oh, I'm out of control.
495
00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:55,576
Oh, geez, I'm sorry. Oh.
496
00:21:55,611 --> 00:21:58,479
What goes on, peoples?
497
00:21:58,514 --> 00:21:59,847
Hey, where have you been?
498
00:21:59,882 --> 00:22:04,385
Oh, I had little bid-ness
to take care of.
499
00:22:04,419 --> 00:22:05,453
Bid-ness?
500
00:22:05,487 --> 00:22:09,189
Yup. I kind of came
into a little money.
501
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:12,960
Like enough to pay us
back the $526 you owe us?
502
00:22:12,995 --> 00:22:14,695
Like exactly that much.
503
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:15,029
Awesome.
504
00:22:15,063 --> 00:22:17,131
Great.
505
00:22:17,165 --> 00:22:19,300
So, where is it?
506
00:22:19,334 --> 00:22:20,134
I spent it.
507
00:22:20,169 --> 00:22:20,635
What?
508
00:22:20,669 --> 00:22:21,936
Sam, you did not.
509
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:22,804
Yeah, I did.
510
00:22:22,838 --> 00:22:24,505
You were supposed to pay us back.
511
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,375
Oh, you guys don't need that money.
512
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:29,177
I can't believe this.
513
00:22:29,211 --> 00:22:30,278
You're insane.
514
00:22:30,312 --> 00:22:32,313
I may be insane but I bought something
515
00:22:32,348 --> 00:22:36,317
that's gonna be a lot of
fun for all three of us.
516
00:22:36,352 --> 00:22:38,620
What'd you buy?
517
00:22:38,654 --> 00:22:44,326
[Music]
518
00:22:44,361 --> 00:22:45,160
Oh, great.
519
00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:49,297
Oh, yeah.
520
00:22:49,332 --> 00:22:56,405
Yeah.
521
00:22:56,406 --> 00:22:57,673
Surprise.
522
00:22:57,707 --> 00:22:58,373
We're bouncing.
523
00:22:58,408 --> 00:22:58,941
Hi.
524
00:22:58,975 --> 00:23:00,709
Yeah.
525
00:23:00,743 --> 00:23:02,945
Where is the couch?
526
00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:05,493
[Music]
527
00:23:05,494 --> 00:23:15,494
528
00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:20,094
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