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Janky water fountain.
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Carly Shay from iCarly, right?
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Yeah. Hi.
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Philip Brownly.
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I'm a junior over Briarwood prep.
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Oh. Cool.
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The water fountain kind of sprayed me.
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Oh.
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I didn't want you to think
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I was sweaty or drooly.
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You're even funnier in person.
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Listen, I'm the student council president at briarwood.
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Oh, fancy.
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You know,
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We're the number one private school in Seattle.
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Yeah.
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I heard that.
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Don't you guys have, like,
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Your own private jet?
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Helicopter.
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Right.
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I know it was some sort of flying vehicle.
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway,
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On behalf of briarwood,
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This is for you.
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What is it?
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An invitation for an interview with our headmaster,
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Mrs. Peeloff.
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She thinks you might fit in nicely at briarwood.
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Wow, thanks.
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But wait, isn't briarwood really expensive?
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Full scholarship.
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If Mrs. Peeloff meets you and everything goes well,
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You get to go at briarwood for free.
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But why me?
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Cause you're kind of famous.
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You're the star of iCarly.
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Well, are you offering the same thing for Sam?
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We were until we checked Sam's grades.
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I understand.
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So think about it and someone will be in touch.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Seth.
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Do me a favor and press the water fountain button there.
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Sure.
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Just push it?
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Yeah.
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When I say "go."
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Okay.
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Go.
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In five, four, three, two.
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I know, you see.
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Somehow the world will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give it your best.
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And leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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iCarly S01E21 iMight switch school
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Okay, Mr. Man.
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Here comes my ball.
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Oh.
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You missed.
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Yeah.
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You just wait, buddy,
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Cause I'm coming for you.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry.
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I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation
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Between you and your wooden man friend.
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He's not my friend.
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See, I'm in for a job to design
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A new mini golf course.
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Oh, cool.
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Yeah, it could be.
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See, I gotta create a bunch of test holes,
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Shoot a video of them and then, send it off
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To the dude in charge of that mini golf park.
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You know,
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The one down by the airport?
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King putts?
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Uh-huh.
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Do you want to get that?
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Of course not,
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You're made of wood.
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It's true.
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Hey.
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I grabbed your mail for you.
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How did you get in our mailbox?
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Yeah.
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You need the key.
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No, you don't.
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Hey, let's go rehearse one more time before the show tonight.
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Freddie is not here yet.
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Give me your cell phone.
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What are you doing?
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Texting Freddie-- and send.
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Oh, what's all that stuff?
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Golf holes.
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Spencer is up for a job designing--
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Carly, I just got your text.
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You mean it for real?
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What did your text say?
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I love you.
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Oh.
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Oh, get over it.
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You were unloved before,
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You're unloved now.
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Nothing's changed.
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A scholarship to Briarwood prep?
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Oh, yeah.
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How funny is that?
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Briarwood?
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That snotty rich kid's school?
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For the rich and snotty?
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They offered you a scholarship?
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Well, sort of,
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If their headmaster likes me.
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But I don't think I'd want to go to briarwood.
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Good.
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You better not leave Ridgeway.
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Did I just not say I don't wanna go to briarwood?
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I'm not sure.
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I'm too focused on doing this.
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Oh.
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Yeah, buddy.
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You see that?
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Ow.
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Whoo.
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Look at this.
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Briarwood has its own ice hockey rink.
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You said you didn't wanna go there.
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I know.
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Then quit looking at their dumb website.
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Man, we're live in 15 seconds.
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Off my laptop.
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Pushy.
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Okay.
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We're live in five, four, three, two.
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Hey.
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Thanks for coming here to iCarly.com.
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Warning.
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The following greeting maybe frightening
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To younger viewers and the elderly.
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Freddie, it's monster voice time.
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Go for it.
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I'm Carly.
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I'm Sam.
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And this is--
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iCarly.
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iCarly.
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iCarly.
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iCarly.
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ICarly.
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Okay.
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So, you guys know how golf is like
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A really boring sport, right?
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Wrong.
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That's right, wrong.
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'cause Carly's brother, Spencer, is building
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One of the coolest golf courses ever.
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Well, mini golf.
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Which is like regular golf.
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Only minier.
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Check this out.
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Carly's brother calls this the "toilet bowl hole."
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And he calls this one "the crazed toddler."
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Let's putt d'putt.
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Yes.
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You see that?
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Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Hole-in-one.
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Hey.
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Hey, Spencer.
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Hey.
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Whatcha doing?
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I'm trying to fix this thing.
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For some reason, the bell won't ring
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When the thing--
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Spencer.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think the bell is working now.
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Ah.
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Come on, get up.
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Okay.
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Hey, Gibby.
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What you doing here?
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We saw the mini golf stuff on iCarly.
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We wanna play.
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Whoo, you guys.
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This isn't a real course.
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We'll give you money.
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Okay.
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Five bucks per kid.
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Hey, I can't take money from children.
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I can.
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Come on.
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You want these kids to spend 10, 20 bucks
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At some boring mini golf course
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Out there in the cold and rain
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Where bad kids may tempt them with unhealthy snacks?
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Well, when you putt it that way.
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Please enjoy the course.
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Yeah.
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Let's do this.
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Hi.
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I got a package for Shay, comma, Carly.
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I'm Shay, comma, Carly.
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Those are turkey legs.
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Well, okay.
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Who's it from?
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What does the card say?
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It says,
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"please consider joining us as you enjoy
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This fine turkey legs. Your friends,
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The students and teachers of briarwood."
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They sent you turkey legs?
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Wow.
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They really want you at that school.
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Yeah.
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Carly--
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What are you thinking'?
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I'm thinking about a bunch of sad turkeys
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Going, "what happened to my legs?"
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"'have you seen my legs?"
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Hey.
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I was wondering where you were?
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I were here.
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Did all those kids finish playing golf Downstairs?
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Yeah.
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I finally got them all to go home.
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You know that redheaded kid, Ernie?
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He swallowed two golf balls.
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Oh, my god.
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What did you do?
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Should I have done something?
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You're checking out the briarwood websites?
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Yeah.
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Do you think I'm being dumb about this?
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Why, are you thinking you might wanna go there?
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I'm not gonna leave Ridgeway
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And Sam and Freddie,
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And all my friends.
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You don't have to.
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You're my brother.
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You're supposed to encourage me to take on new challenges.
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Well, if you wanna explore the possibilities--
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Just tell me what to do.
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Okay.
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Listen.
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I'm your older brother
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So I'll help you through this difficult decision.
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Just close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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There are two roads in front of you, road "a"
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And the one on the left--
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Thank you.
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And surprisingly,
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17 members of congress could fit into one pair
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Of his pants which proves that William Howard Taft
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Was the fattest president the united states has ever known.
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Will this all be in the test?
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Oh, Carly, here at briarwood
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We don't have tests,
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We have frozen yogurt.
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Frozen yo--
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Oh. Okay.
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Would you like any toppings?
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00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,300
Well, I do like nuts.
292
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:48,070
Nuts.
293
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,770
Now, who can tell me how many sides a triangle has?
294
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:52,220
Three.
295
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,040
Correct.
296
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:59,510
David, please give Carly a hundred dollars.
297
00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:00,380
I get a hundred bucks
298
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,080
Whenever I answer a question right?
299
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,320
Of course.
300
00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:06,790
This is Briarwood.
301
00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:07,930
Massage time.
302
00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:16,080
Oh, oh,
303
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,730
This school is amazing.
304
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:23,240
I'm gonna have some more of my yogurt now.
305
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:27,980
Oh.
306
00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:30,550
Oh, it was just a dream.
307
00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:38,120
Hey and welcome to the web show.
308
00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,050
Huh?
309
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,330
Carly is not on this show anymore
310
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,720
Cause she goes to Briarwood now
311
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,690
And made all new friends,
312
00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:44,360
But don't worry
313
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:45,430
I'm not alone here.
314
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,530
I'm Gibby.
315
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,200
And I'm Sam.
316
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,150
And this is a little show we like to call--
317
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,170
Igibby.
318
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:57,570
Okay.
319
00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,540
First, I had a sweet dream,
320
00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,070
Now I'm having a nightmare.
321
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:04,910
I wanna dream sweetly some more.
322
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:09,420
Oh. oh. This is nice.
323
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,620
I like Briarwood.
324
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,050
Briarwood.
325
00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,560
Briarwood.
326
00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,220
And frozen yogurt.
327
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,990
Frozen yogurt.
328
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,680
Frozen yogurt.
329
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,360
With nuts.
330
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,150
Nuts.
331
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,730
Nuts.
332
00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:26,430
Nuts.
333
00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:27,240
Yeah.
334
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:35,120
Sam.
335
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,390
Sam, my mom has been in a horrible accident.
336
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:37,810
Calm down.
337
00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:39,600
I got to get to the hospital.
338
00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:41,460
My mom's car is in the bottom--
339
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,020
Your mom's fine.
340
00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,400
But, I just got a message saying--
341
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,940
I sent the message to your teacher.
342
00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:48,440
I needed to get you
343
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,640
Out of class so we could talk.
344
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,340
How did you?
345
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:54,210
Yes, can you please give a message to Freddie Benson.
346
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:58,580
His mother drove her car into a swimming pool.
347
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:01,650
You are a sick person.
348
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,050
We've got a problem.
349
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,750
What kind of problem?
350
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:07,020
In homeroom, Carly told me
351
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:07,990
She's gonna have that interview
352
00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,630
With the headmaster of Briarwood.
353
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,300
Briarwood?
354
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,400
Carly's gonna go there?
355
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,000
If the headmaster likes her.
356
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,980
Well, who doesn't like Carly?
357
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:23,020
That's the problem wiz pants.
358
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,980
Of course she'll like Carly, and then Carly will go there
359
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:28,780
Make all new friends and then bye-bye us.
360
00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,620
I don't want to be bye-bye'd.
361
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,400
Good.
362
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,240
Cause I have a plan,
363
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,520
And you're gonna help me.
364
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,780
Come on.
365
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,730
Come on.
366
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,790
What's taking so long?
367
00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:46,720
I'm still on hold.
368
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,190
Are you sure we should be doing this?
369
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,060
Yes.
370
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:49,790
We're doing it for Carly,
371
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,060
She would not like briarwood.
372
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,060
I know, but--
373
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,530
And if she stays here there's a better chance
374
00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:57,000
She'll fall in love With you someday.
375
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:57,470
You're right.
376
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,440
We have to do this for Carly.
377
00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:02,570
But, what if the headmaster doesn't believe I'm Spencer?
378
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:03,710
I mean, like, what if she--
379
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:10,830
Hello, this is Spencer shay.
380
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,870
Sound like Spencer not Darth Vader.
381
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,390
Ah, yes, this is Carly Shay's Brother.
382
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:20,260
Instead of Carly coming to meet you at Briarwood,
383
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,190
Could you meet with her at our apartment?
384
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,430
Why?
385
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,440
Because I sprained my buttocks.
386
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:37,110
Right, so can we say around 5:30 this afternoon?
387
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:38,140
Excellent.
388
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,980
Yes, the same address that you sent the turkey legs.
389
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,330
I look forward to meeting you too.
390
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,170
Ha, nice work.
391
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:46,940
Thanks.
392
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:47,810
But why does moving the interview
393
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,280
To Carly's place help us?
394
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,250
Well, the headmaster wants to make sure
395
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,980
Carly is Briarwood material,
396
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,820
Right?
397
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,550
A nice proper good girl?
398
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:57,390
Yeah.
399
00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:01,460
Well, imagine an interview in an apartment
400
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:05,230
Filled with dozens of loud screaming kids
401
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,990
Playing mini golf.
402
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,980
Free mini golf tonight
403
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,670
At Carly Shay's apartment,
404
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:12,930
5:30 to midnight.
405
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:14,990
Uh-huh.
406
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,970
You're bad.
407
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:17,840
Uh-huh.
408
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,680
Hey, what you doing in the sink?
409
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,210
Ah, it's backed up.
410
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,290
Some kid shot a golf ball down the drain.
411
00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:32,530
There.
412
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,250
I wish that hadn't happened.
413
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,330
Yeah, look, would you help me
414
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:46,880
Pick out an outfit for my interview?
415
00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:47,580
Do I go with black dress?
416
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:48,480
Or is the black dress too serious,
417
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,110
'cause I don't want to look like
418
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,310
I'm trying all hard to be serious,
419
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,050
But, oh my god, I'm so nervous.
420
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,290
Okay, everybody right this way.
421
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:57,920
Hey, hey.
422
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,020
What's going on?
423
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,460
Mini golf party.
424
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:01,620
Right now?
425
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,690
I'm getting ready to leave for my interview.
426
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:05,290
Your Briarwood interview?
427
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,300
Is that tonight?
428
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,560
Yes, it's tonight.
429
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,250
Don't worry,
430
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,670
We're just gonna play a few rounds.
431
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,100
Come on you guys,
432
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,940
This isn't the time for--
433
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:17,560
I'll be right back.
434
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,410
The mini golf course is full.
435
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,310
I'm sorry.
436
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,280
My name is Linda Peeloff,
437
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:24,560
Are you Carly?
438
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,280
Yeah.
439
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,720
I'm the headmaster at briarwood.
440
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,650
I'm here for your interview.
441
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,400
Oh. ah.
442
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,020
Please come in, Mrs. Peeloff.
443
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:40,410
Interesting.
444
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,300
Yeah, wasn't I supposed
445
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:45,120
To meet you in like two hours at briarwood?
446
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:45,900
Originally.
447
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,070
But I received a phone call
448
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,550
ask me to come here at 5:30.
449
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:50,370
But who would call--
450
00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:51,160
Move lady.
451
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,410
Dear, is this really where you live?
452
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,750
Yes, ma'am, but it's usually
453
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,550
Not like this,
454
00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,880
You see my brother's an artist
455
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:00,320
And--
456
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,350
Hey, Carly.
457
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,150
Who's the chick?
458
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,560
This is Mrs. Peeloff,
459
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:10,240
The headmaster of briarwood.
460
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,410
Hey, hey.
461
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,330
What's up, Peeloff?
462
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,280
Hello.
463
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,500
And this is my brother.
464
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,570
Spencer, this is the headmaster of briarwood.
465
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,700
Hello.
466
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,500
How are your buttocks?
467
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:27,960
My buttocks?
468
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:31,550
Fine. firm.
469
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,690
So, you're Carly's guardian?
470
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:34,450
Yes I am.
471
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,260
Oh, this is just food.
472
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:38,960
Lovely.
473
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,830
Mrs. Peeloff,
474
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,110
It's so noisy down here,
475
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,210
Why down we go upstairs and do the interview.
476
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:50,750
Very well.
477
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,090
We can take the elevator over there.
478
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:56,500
Why is she here?
479
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,050
I don't know.
480
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,090
I thought we were gonna meet her at briarwood?
481
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:58,670
So am I.
482
00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,420
This is terrible.
483
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,060
She asked about my buttocks.
484
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:00,930
Forget about your buttocks.
485
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,590
Just do your interview.
486
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,060
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
487
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,640
Ohh.
488
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,360
Okay, everyone.
489
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,570
Please go play downstairs for awhile.
490
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,680
Guys.
491
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,520
People.
492
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,820
Please get out now.
493
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:44,790
Hurry along.
494
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:50,170
Please sit down, Mrs. Peeloff.
495
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,720
Thank you.
496
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,630
Now Carly--
497
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:13,070
Why don't you start By telling me a little bit about you?
498
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,910
Well--
499
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,770
Flush.
500
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,570
Hey. quiet down.
501
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,210
Hey listen up.
502
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,840
Okay, whoever finds the magic purple golf ball
503
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,680
Wins a special ticket
504
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,850
That gives you free mini golf for a year.
505
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,850
A whole year?
506
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,480
Well, give us a hint where it is?
507
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,950
Okay.
508
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,450
It's upstairs in the iCarly studio,
509
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,090
Inside a grown up ladies pocket.
510
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,520
First one to find it wins.
511
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,100
Well, Carly,
512
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,900
You're a charming young lady.
513
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,900
Oh, Mrs. Peeloff.
514
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,340
I'd really think the student body at--
515
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,840
What are you doing? stop.
516
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,120
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
517
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,020
Give me the ball, lady.
518
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,610
Giddy, what are you doing?
519
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:16,920
Trying to find the purple golf ball.
520
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,320
What purple golf ball?
521
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,140
The one Sam and Freddie told us about.
522
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,200
We are good.
523
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:33,980
We are.
524
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,440
Why?
525
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,670
Why what?
526
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:42,340
I'm not playing.
527
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:44,800
Why did you guys intentionally sabotage my interview?
528
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,550
Don't nonchalantly sip your drinks.
529
00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:53,920
Answer me.
530
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,620
We didn't want you to go.
531
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,060
You wouldn't like it at briarwood.
532
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:57,960
We were just thinking of you.
533
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,190
No, you were just thinking of yourselves.
534
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:01,760
Carls.
535
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,260
This interview was really important to me.
536
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,060
You don't wanna go to snotty rich kid school.
537
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,450
Maybe I don't or maybe I did,
538
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,500
But it doesn't matter now
539
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:09,700
'cause I'll never be able to make the choice,
540
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,650
Cause you guys ruined it for me.
541
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,520
Come on, what we did wasn't that bad.
542
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,710
Purple ball.
543
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,610
They wanted a purple ball.
544
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:26,690
I never had a purple ball.
545
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,190
I'm going home now.
546
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:29,490
Wait.
547
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,120
Mrs. Peeloff.
548
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,290
Don't blame Carly for all this stuff.
549
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,890
She had nothing to do with it.
550
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:38,260
We tried to mess up her interview cause--
551
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,300
Cause, she's like our best friend.
552
00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:43,640
And we didn't want her to leave our school.
553
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:47,240
'cause we'd miss her.
554
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,440
But she likes the best kid
555
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:51,410
You could ever get at briarwood.
556
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,640
So don't not let her in
557
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:59,280
Just because she's got a couple of rotten friends.
558
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,050
You guys aren't rotten,
559
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:03,720
Usually.
560
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,360
Well, I do think,
561
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,890
There's something to be said
562
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,360
For a girl who has friends
563
00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:10,500
Who care so much about her.
564
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,320
We do.
565
00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:16,080
So I might still get In to briarwood?
566
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,020
Well I won't make any promises, but I think
567
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,550
There's a good chance a student--
568
00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:20,640
There she went.
569
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:21,910
Give me the purple ball.
570
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,580
I don't have the purple ball.
571
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:31,570
Go help her.
572
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,250
Okay.
573
00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:34,790
Hey, guys get out of there.
574
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,160
Come on.
575
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,250
They chased her into Spencer's shower.
576
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,160
I didn't really want to go to briarwood anyway.
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