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Oh, I am so hungry.
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Then go make something.
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Oh, I'm so lazy.
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Last week's web cast of "iCarly,"
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The most viewers we ever got.
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Really? How many?
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355,000
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Holy cheese.
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Where have you been all day?
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Canada.
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I thought you were just
going to the art museum.
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I was, until I fell asleep on the bus
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and woke up in Vancouver.
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I'm so done with public transportation.
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Ah, it's not that bad.
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You know, I was born on a bus.
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Huh?
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My mom's not good at planning.
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You know, I'm not sure
it's fair to blame the bus
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'cause you fell asleep.
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It's not just that.
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Last week on the bus, a
hobo spilled chili on me
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Then continued to eat
it without a spoon.
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I can't believe you went
all the way to canada.
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It wasn't a total lost.
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I bought canadian
bacon while I was there.
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Who wants night breakfast?
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- Me.
-Me.
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Text message?
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E
- mail from the president of daka.
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Daka, the shoe company?
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- Yeah.
- Read it.
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"Dear Carly, we're big
fans of your web show."
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- Wow.
-Cool.
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"We'd love to have a meeting with you
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in our Seattle office and talk about
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a business relationship between
Daka shoes and 'iCarly.'"
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No way.
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That's awesome.
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Oh.
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This is just sliced ham.
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How dare those canadians
try and pass this off
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As some sort of fancy bacon.
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In five, four, three, two.
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I know, you see
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somehow the world will change for me
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And be so wonderful
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Live life, breathe air
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I know somehow we're gonna get there
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And feel so wonderful
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It's all for real
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I'm tellin'you just how I feel
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so wake up the members of my nation
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It's your time to be
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There's no chance unless you take one
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And the time to see the
brighter side of every situation
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Some things are meant to be
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So give your best and
leave the rest to me
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Leave it all to me
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Leave it all to me
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Just leave it all to me
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iCarly S01E18 iPromote Techfoots
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And this is our conference room.
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Cool.
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Nice.
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I like it.
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Where did you get the turkey sandwich?
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Found it on some dude's desk.
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All right.
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Let's go over the game plan.
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What do you mean?
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We don't even know
what they want from us.
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Well, they probably know that
lots of people watch "iCarly,"
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So I bet they want us to
promote some shoes or something.
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Cool.
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Yeah, if they pay us.
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We should get 50 bucks cash or no deal.
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"iCarly"'s got a huge audience.
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We should get at least 100.
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Okay.
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We'll ask for 100.
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I hope they don't think that's pushy.
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Yeah.
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I'd hate for anyone to think I'm pushy.
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I swear.
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One minute my turkey sandwich
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Was sitting there on
my desk and then gone.
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Get over it, Braxley.
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I'm stupid.
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Carly.
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Sam.
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Freddie.
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I'm Greg Horvath,
president of Daka shoes.
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Please, sit down.
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Have a seat.
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- We have a lot to discuss,
-A lot to discuss indeed.
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Our marketing team is very familiar
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With your web show, "iCarly."
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Apparently, you're getting
300,000 viewers a week.
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More.
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Impressive.
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And that's why Daka
would like to advertise
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Our new sneaker on your show.
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Daka's new Techfoot.
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Awesome. Sweet shoe.
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That's so cool.
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The Techfoot is our most
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Technologically advanced shoe ever.
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It has a pedometer, so you know exactly
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How many steps you've
run, walked, or jogged.
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It has a foot warmer for
when your feet get cold,
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And it even offers Wi-Fi connectivity.
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I call it shoe-fi.
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Braxley.
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I'm stupid.
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So, how do you want us...
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Lights. Screen.
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I'm Carly.
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I'm Sam.
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We love the new tech foot.
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Yes, the new tech foot.
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they are fantastic
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Mm-hmm.
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That's what we want you to do.
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Just talk about the shoes
while they're doing "iCarly"?
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Exactly.
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Because if your audience
knows that you guys love
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the new tech foot, then
they'll go out an buy 'em.
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So how much are you gonna pay us?
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Sam.
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You don't say it like that.
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So how much are you gonna pay us?
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How much do you want?
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We want 100.
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Deal.
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We'll pay you $100,000.
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Sam, Sam.
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Braxley.
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Now, $100,000 paid over
one year comes to...
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Over $8,000 a month.
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Do we have a deal?
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Excellent. Just sign these contracts.
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You'll get your first check.
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Whoa, wait. Wo, wo, whoa.
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We want cash.
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- Keep it going.
- Yeah. Keep it coming.
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This is good.
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This is fun.
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This is a fun time.
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And I bought some stuff
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Cause you know I got paid
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The other day
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Freddie, come over.
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I'm having fun
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With daka's money
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Spending a ton of Daka's money
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I'm a rich girl
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Looking good, Carly.
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Feeling good, Freddie.
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So what did you buy?
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Oh, just this.
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New laptop?
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This isn't just a laptop.
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This is the Devaglia;
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The finest, best, Most insanely awesome
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Portable computer known to man.
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Listen to the sound it
made when you open it.
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Sweet.
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So what did you buy?
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Some awesome sunglasses
from Mercedes Lens.
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Fancy.
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Okay. Tell me what pair You like better,
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These...
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Or these...
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Uh...
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Or these.
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How many did you buy?
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I don't know.
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I stopped counting after 30.
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Side five.
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Are you guys having some fun
spending your tech foot money?
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Oh, yeah.
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What is that?
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Oh, well, since I refuse
To ride the bus anymore,
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I made myself this bike out of parts
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I found at the junkyard.
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What's wrong with the
bike you already have?
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I don't have a bike.
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Yeah, you do.
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It's hanging in the kitchen right there.
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Well, too late now.
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What up?
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Built a bike. Later.
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Later.
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Hey, did daka deliver
the tech foots yet?
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Yeah.
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They're up in the studio.
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Nice.
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Oh, sorry.
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Carly, Freddie,
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This is Sonya, my personal chef.
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Yohoo.
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- What?
-You hired a personal chef?
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Well, my mom doesn't feed me.
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And since I got some
real money now, why not?
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Sonya, please make me a grilled
cheese sandwich with tomato.
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Yes, Ms. Sam.
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I like grilled cheese
sandwiches with tomato.
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Make that two, please.
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Yes, Ms. Sam.
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I like grilled cheese sandwiches too.
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Tough nubs.
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Sonya, I'm done with this plate.
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Dessert?
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I really shouldn't.
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I can make you cake.
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I'm thinking pie.
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I will make pie.
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Maybe it's just me, but
didn't the tech foot shoe
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They showed us at daka
look better than these?
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Yeah. I think you're right.
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Who cares?
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I got a lady making me pie.
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They're kind of squeaky.
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Yeah.
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They're just new.
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Probably need to be
broken in a little bit.
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Right. True. Okay.
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"iCarly" Goes live in 15 seconds.
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Let's shake it, baby.
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In five, four, three, two...
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Hello, people.
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You're watching "iCarly."
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I'm Sam.
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So I must be Carly.
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So Carly.
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So Sam.
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Why don't we tell
everybody about the insanely
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Awesome new shoes we got the other day?
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You know, we should.
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Okay.
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These bad boys are called tech foots.
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By Daka.
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And not only did they look cool...
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They have a built-in foot warmer.
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They have a digital pedometer
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To tell you how far you've
run, walked, or jogged.
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They even have wi-fi connectivity.
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I mean, who wouldn't buy these shoes?
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Jerks.
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So quit being a jerk and go buy yourself
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A pair of tech foots.
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Woosh. By daka.
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Hula hula.
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Hula, hula, hula, hula,
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Hula, hula.
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- Hey.
-Hey.
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Your feet hurt, too?
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Yeah.These tech foots are killing me.
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Mine, too.
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Oh, and last night,
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I tried to use the wi-fi on 'em
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And they crashed my new devaglia.
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And I think these things
are squeaking even louder.
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I know. Mine too.
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- Oh my gosh
-What happened?
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I stepped in a little puddle
and my tech foot shocked me.
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No way.
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And then they totally fell apart.
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Hey, thanks for telling
us to buy tech foots.
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Really awesome shoes.
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We want our money back
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Well, we didn't sell you the shoes.
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Fine. Then, we're just
gonna stop watching "iCarly."
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Yeah.
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There's plenty of other things to watch.
278
00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:54,160
I hate these stupid tech foots.
279
00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,130
Tech foot.
280
00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:29,170
This is bad.
281
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,460
It's not that bad.
282
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,690
Thousands of people wearing
the worst shoe in history
283
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,620
Cause of iCarly, cause we
told them How great they are.
284
00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,540
This is bad.
285
00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:50,050
I need some milk.
286
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,650
What happened to your homemade bike?
287
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,260
I chained it up by the
curb for a few minutes
288
00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:59,510
And one of those Street
sweeper truck things
289
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,460
Came by and sucked it right in.
290
00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:05,900
Well, maybe you should Just
start riding the bus again.
291
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,560
Not happening.I'll just get
around in an old fashion way.
292
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,330
You're gonna walk everywhere?
293
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,120
No. I'm gonna blade.
294
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,110
So what are we gonna do
About these jankfoots?
295
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,880
Well we better do something
unless we want icarly
296
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,460
To keep losing viewers.
297
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,160
Blubbery muffins?
298
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,800
What?
299
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,380
Blubbery?
300
00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:34,580
Blueberry.
301
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,140
Sorry, sonya,We're too upset to eat.
302
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,760
How about this.
303
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,520
We go talk to the guys At the daka,
304
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:50,590
Tell him everything that's
wrong with the techfoots,
305
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,090
And then maybe they'll fix 'em.
306
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,190
I think that's smart.
307
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,360
Sam?
308
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,330
Oh, sorry, I was lost In this muffin.
309
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,830
If you need me, i will be at the gym.
310
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,200
Will you get the door?
311
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,000
Hey, hey, it's the iCarly team.
312
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:37,190
How you guys doin'?
313
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,230
Not so great.
314
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,210
We need to talk to you
guys About the tech foot.
315
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,560
They have a ton of problems.
316
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:44,400
Problems? Like?
317
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,200
Well, first,They squeak really bad.
318
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,320
And the wi-fi Crashed my computer.
319
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,240
Carly got shocked when
she stepped in a puddle.
320
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,960
And then they practically fell apart.
321
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,800
And when I throw 'em
away, they exploded.
322
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,450
You know when you put out a new shoe.
323
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,500
They always have a few minor problems.
324
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:01,790
Minor?
325
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,630
What would be a major problem?
326
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,540
If they came to life in
the middle of the night
327
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,640
And ate your family.
328
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,400
I live alone.
329
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,710
Look, either you make the shoes
330
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,370
Work like they're supposed to...
331
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,130
Or we will never talk
about them on iCarly again.
332
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:16,880
Yeah.
333
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:17,910
Look.
334
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,940
You signed a deal with daka
shoes and you took our money
335
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,210
So you're gonna keep talking
up the tech foots on iCarly
336
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,730
Or you're gonna be in big legal trouble.
337
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,380
We're not scared of you.
338
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,270
Yeah, my uncle happens to be a lawyer.
339
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:31,450
I thought he got arrested?
340
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:32,090
Shhh.
341
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,420
Here's another one.
342
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:42,030
Why don't you iCarly
jerks come over to my house
343
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,460
So I could put on my new tech foots
344
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,490
And jump and down on your faces.
345
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,610
This is awful.
346
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,630
I know.
347
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,600
Half our audience hates
us, and we're completely
348
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:52,950
Out of blubbery muffins.
349
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,390
Look, on iCarly tonight,
you guys got to tell
350
00:15:57,425 --> 00:15:59,380
everyone that tech foots bite.
351
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,300
No thanks I don'wanna get
sued for everything I have.
352
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,000
What do you have?
353
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,890
Oh, yeah.
354
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,770
Spencer. What happened?
355
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:12,660
One minute
356
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,830
I'm blading down hill
street, feeling good,
357
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:19,240
On top of the world, And
the next thing I know...bam.
358
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,290
I got a face full of dumpster.
359
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,330
Well, that's it.
360
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:28,200
From now on, Spencer's walkin'.
361
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:34,110
Didn't Spencer go to law
school For, like, 20 minutes?
362
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,540
Three days, thank you.
363
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,390
Well, do you think You could
help get out of a contract?
364
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:41,590
What? The tech foot one?
365
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:42,610
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
366
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,140
Well, I have to read it,
but if there's one thing
367
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,650
I learned in my 72 hours of law school,
368
00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:51,120
It's that every contract has a loophole.
369
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,640
So you'll help us?
370
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,460
Sure but not right now, okay?
371
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,280
I just had to walk
eight miles to get home
372
00:16:57,470 --> 00:17:00,190
And I feel tired and sad.
373
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,420
You wanna nice bowl of hot soup?
374
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,310
Yes please.
375
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,550
Sonya.
376
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:16,560
In five, four, three, two...
377
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,750
Hey.
378
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,520
Okay, this is iCarly.
379
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:23,600
And before we do anything else tonight.
380
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,070
We wanna talk to you
guys some more about
381
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:28,130
The incredible new techfoot
shoes we told you about last week.
382
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,410
We're gonna show you all
the reasons why techfoots
383
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,780
Are so unique.
384
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:32,970
Hey, carly.
385
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,840
- Yes, Sam.
-Did your feet ever get hot And sweaty?
386
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,760
Only always.
387
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,940
Well, that's not a
problem with techfoots.
388
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,190
Don't I konw it?
389
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,220
'cause all you got to do is
390
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,710
- Get them a little wet.
-Like when it rains.
391
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:51,680
And then You can just shove
your toe to the front like this.
392
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,600
How wonderful.
393
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,990
And now Our technical producer, Freddie,
394
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,550
Will show you another cool
thing about the techfoot.
395
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:01,670
Okay.
396
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,800
If your computer's
hard drive is cluttered
397
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,340
With a bunch of files, music,
398
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,530
And precious pictures
of family and friends.
399
00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:12,720
Techfoot does an amazing
thing with wi-fi technology.
400
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:16,320
See, you just sync the
pedometer up to your computer
401
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:21,070
And it wipes out your entire hard drive.
402
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,630
Isn't that great?
403
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,310
We're going over there.
404
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,170
We'll go over there...
405
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,520
And wait till you see this.
406
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,370
For those cold winter days.
407
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:35,210
Every tech foot comes
with a built-in toe warmer.
408
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,240
And if you turn the toe-warmer on high.
409
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,530
Like this.
410
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,180
Then bang it on the table.
411
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:48,060
It magically catches on fire.
412
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,560
Isn't that handy?
413
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,660
That'll keep your piggies warm.
414
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,120
And not only that...
415
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,170
It's also perfect for...
416
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:59,030
Roasting weenies.
417
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:02,580
So go out right now And buy
yourself a pair of tech foots.
418
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,550
Cause this is one hot shoe
419
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,330
You were warned. I warned you.
420
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,295
Did I warn them?
421
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:13,190
Oh, yes you warned them.
422
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,530
Not only did you violate your contract
423
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,660
By not saying good
things about the shoe,
424
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,430
You besmirched the name of the
tech foot by criticizing it.
425
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,670
You think that I won't take
legal action against you?
426
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,910
You think that I'm above suing children?
427
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,210
Well, I'm not.
428
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,430
So I hope You have a good lawyer.
429
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,460
Oh, we do.
430
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:36,780
Gentlemen, I'm their lawyer,
and this is my necktie.
431
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,630
Cool tie.
432
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:41,650
Yeah? Where did you get it?
433
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,110
Socco's brother, tyler.
434
00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,670
Now I understand that
you're peeved at my clients.
435
00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:48,670
They were in violation
of a signed contract.
436
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:54,430
Your contract states only
that the members of iCarly
437
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:58,140
Must comment on your shoe, the
tech foot, in a positive way.
438
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,350
- Which they didn't.
-Wrong sir.
439
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,220
I reviewed the webcast in
question, and they only said
440
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,670
Positive things About the
tech foot. Exhibit "A."
441
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:14,460
And then you can just
shove your toes to the front
442
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,850
To cool them off like this.
443
00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:18,570
How wonderful.
444
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,360
Exhibit B.
445
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,160
Like a magic eraser.
446
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,470
Isn't that great?
447
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:25,630
And exhibit C.
448
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,050
It's also perfect for...
449
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,700
Roasting weenies.
450
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,500
How wonderful.
451
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,130
Isn't that great?
452
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,220
Roasting weenies.
453
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,820
Those sound like very positive comments.
454
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:44,820
Wouldn't you agree?
455
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,105
'cause I sure think a judge would;
456
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,200
certainly one who enjoys weenies.
457
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:55,380
And we're gonna keep
talking about the tech foots
458
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,850
In a positive way.
459
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,000
Just like we did tonight.
460
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,900
To over 300,000 iCarly fans every week.
461
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,220
Why are we huddling?
462
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,230
I don't know. They're doing it.
463
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:10,360
All right.
464
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,130
If you'll stop talking
about the techfoot
465
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,790
On iCarly completely,
466
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,600
Then we're prepared to buy
you out of your contract.
467
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,980
For how much?
468
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:21,070
Ten thousand.
469
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:21,920
Twenty thousand.
470
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,080
Fifteen thousand.
471
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:24,030
Thirty thousand.
472
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:24,940
What?
473
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:26,670
And you have give full refunds to every
474
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:29,630
iCarly viewer who bought jinkfoots.
475
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,570
Techfoots.
476
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,630
I know what I said.
477
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:34,810
And what if I say no?
478
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,470
Then we sue you.
479
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,720
All right.
480
00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:42,670
Braxley, write her out
a check For $30,000.
481
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,460
Nuh uh. Cash.
482
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,510
All right.
483
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,300
Blubbery muffins?
484
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,990
I'm stupid.
485
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,460
Keep it coming.
486
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:03,140
This is good.
487
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:03,980
This is fun.
488
00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:05,080
This is a fun time.
489
00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,110
Where are we going?
490
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,870
Can you not try not to talk so much?
491
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:13,780
Just give me a hint.
492
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,910
- Oh, look who keep saying words.
-But why can't you tell me
493
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,260
Why I have to wear this blindfold?
494
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,950
Hey, just be quiet and
take off your blindfold.
495
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,820
What is this?
496
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,280
A motorcycle.
497
00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:30,360
I bought it for you So you
don't have to ride buses,
498
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,270
Or jinky bikes, Or
rollerblade into dumpsters.
499
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,310
You spent your tech foot money on me?
500
00:22:36,345 --> 00:22:37,300
I got it 'cause of you.
501
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,240
You.
502
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:39,590
You.
503
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,680
Stick this on your head and get on.
504
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:44,500
Okay.
505
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:49,390
Where are we going?
506
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,640
Canada.
507
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,780
See, you love their bacon.
508
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:54,660
I do.
509
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:55,950
Even if it is just ham.
510
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,840
It's good ham.
511
00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:57,890
All ham is good ham.
512
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,190
Touche.
513
00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:05,890
- Hey!
- You there!
514
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:08,850
You wanna see us do stuff
you can't see anywhere else?
515
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,290
- Do you?
- I think they do.
516
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,170
Then go online to iCarly.com.
517
00:23:12,205 --> 00:23:13,840
Yeah! Go to iCarly.com.
518
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:16,690
Once you get to iCarly.com,
you can see me and Carly...
519
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,585
And Freddie and Spencer
520
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,330
do all kinds of wacky fun stuff.
521
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,350
You know you like wacky fun stuff.
522
00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:23,410
So go online to iCarly.com.
523
00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:25,450
And see stuff you
can't see anywhere else.
524
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,490
- Only at iCarly.com.
- So go there.
525
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:28,560
- Do it.
- Seriously.
526
00:23:28,610 --> 00:23:33,160
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