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Hey, what's that?
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Lunch.
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Low fat cheese in a can?
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This is what your mom
gave you for lunch?
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Hey, I'm just happy
she woke up before noon.
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Hello, ladies, or should
I say, "Lady and Sam?"
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Hey.
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You can have this back
when you learn to handle
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Squirtable cheese responsibly.
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Hi, Lisa.
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Hi, Freddie.
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Who's that?
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Ms. Gatlin.
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She told our class that if
everybody got a's on our quiz,
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She'd dress up like a
chicken for the whole day
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Impressive costume.
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Yeah,
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that's the best Ms. Gatlin's
looked in three years.
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Hey, Freddie, thanks for
letting me borrow your notes.
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Hey, anything to get a
teacher in a chicken suit.
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Yeah, what's better than that?
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Maybe a chicken in a teacher suit.
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Awesome, he'd be all...
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Do your homework.
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You make funny chicken noises.
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Thanks.
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All right. Well, I gotta
go give a nerd a wedgie.
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Late.
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Hey, who is he?
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Jonah. A guy in my French class.
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Freddie, go to your locker.
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Why? I don't need to go...
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- Go to your locker.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You love Jonah.
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Kinda, he's so cool.
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Then you should ask him to hang out.
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Nah, a guy like that won't
wanna hang out with me.
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Why not?
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He makes chicken noises
and bothers other children.
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He's perfect for you.
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Forget it.
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I gotta go squirt cheese down
Gibby's pants before class.
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Hey, Gibby, don't you run, Gibby.
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Gibby.
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Open your mouth.
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I can't do that.
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Come on, Gibby...
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Freddie, do you believe
in love at first sight?
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Yes, I do. I always did.
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I mean Sam likes your friend, Jonah.
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Oh.
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Tell Jonah to ask Sam out.
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No.
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Jonah never did anything bad to me.
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Come on. Sam doesn't like many guys.
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No.
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Please, for me?
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Don't do that.
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What?
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You think whenever you
say, "Please, for me?"
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That I'll just do anything you want.
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Well, not this time.
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Please, for me?
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Okay.
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In five, four, three, two.
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I know you see
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Somehow the world will change for me
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And be so wonderful
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Live life, breathe air
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I know somehow we're gonna get there
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And feel so wonderful
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It's all for real
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I'm telling you just how I feel
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So, wake up the members of my nation
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It's your time to be
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There's no chance unless you take one
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And the time to see
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The brighter side of every situation
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Some things are meant to be
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So give me your best shot
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Leave the rest to me
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Leave it all to me
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Leave it all to me
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Just leave it all to me
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iCarly S01E15 iHate Sam's Boyfriend
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Hey, Jonah.
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Hey, what's up?
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You remember that girl that was with me
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when you gave me back my notes?
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Yeah, she seems cool. Cute too.
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I'm talkin' about the blonde one.
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Yeah, I know. Her name's Sam, right?
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Right.
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So, I hear she kind of likes you.
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Does she?
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Tell me about her.
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Sure.
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Well, she's got really great teeth.
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That's great, but what's she like?
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Well, she's, like, she's really nice,
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cool, and pleasant to be around.
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Man, are you okay?
You look kind of sick.
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Yeah. So, why don't you ask Sam out?
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Okay, I will. Thanks for hooking me up.
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I'm talkin' about the blonde one.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right, little buddy.
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Now, I know you don't
want a fat neck, do you?
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No, of course you don't.
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I'll just mold it down a little
and it'll be nice and slender.
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Okay, okay. I know.
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He probably had a fever and
didn't know what he was saying.
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Will you stop and just be
happy that Jonah asked you out?
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But why would he ask me out?
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Why wouldn't he?
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Well, you know.
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Some boys find me kind of abrasive.
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No.
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It's true.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Oh.
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You made me slice the
head off my space hamster.
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Space hamster?
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I thought our government cancelled
the Space Hamster Program.
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That's a clay hamster.
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Clay space hamster, which
I'm sculpting for my movie.
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You're making a movie?
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Yeah.
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The seattle arts council is
having a short film contest,
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so I'm using my sculpting
skills to do a little claymation.
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What's claymation?
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See, if I were made of clay
and you take a video camera
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and shot one frame of me like this,
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and one frame like this,
and then one like this,
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Then one like this,
and then one like this,
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and then you played it all
back, it'd look like this.
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So, what's your movie about?
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Well, it's about an alien with five arms
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that buddies up with a space hamster,
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and they travel across the universe
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in search of the ultimate burrito.
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Oh, it's Jonah. Shh.
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I wasn't even talking.
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What's up?
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Sure, cool.
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He wants to take me to a movie tonight.
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You said you had a ton of homework.
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I didn't say I was gonna do it.
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Hey, how was French class?
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Terrible.
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I got a b plus on a test.
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A b plus?
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That's not part of the
Freddie Benson master plan.
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Yeah, well, 'cause Jonah
was sitting right next to me
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Text messaging sam the whole time.
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You know, they spent, like,
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every second together
for the past three days?
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Yeah, they're like a total couple.
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I know. It's disgusting.
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It's not disgusting. It's nice.
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Hey, we were just talking about you.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Shh, Jonah just texted me.
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The back of your head is totally cute.
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Aw, he's thinking about
the back of my head.
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Not just thinking about
it. I'm looking at it.
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Hey, I missed you.
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I missed you too.
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Want to go get some lunch?
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Sure, as long as you promise
not to sniff the fruit salad.
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Sniff the fruit salad?
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We were at the Groovy
Smoothie yesterday.
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We saw this dude.
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Oh, you had to be there.
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Come on, let's go.
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Okay.
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- The fruit.
- And we sniffed it.
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And the grape.
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You had to be there.
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Oh, give her a break.
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And be happy for Sam.
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She hasn't had a
boyfriend since fifth grade
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When frankie murkin rudely dumped her.
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She broke Frankie's leg.
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Yes, and then he rudely dumped her.
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- Your tea.
- Thanks.
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Okay, we only have half of
the next "iCarly" planned out,
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so let's figure out
What else we're gonna do.
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Sam, where's the list of "iCarly" Ideas?
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Sam?
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This is a drawing of you and Jonah
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In a big heart surrounded
by smaller hearts.
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Oh, give me that.
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Okay.
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We were talking about doin'
either the bit with the giant fan
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That blows stuff or the wedgie-bounce.
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I don't know.
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The wedgie-bounce thing
kind of scares me, you know?
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Sam, what do you think?
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- Sam.
- Shh.
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Okay, this is getting annoying.
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How are we gonna rehearse if
she won't quit texting Jonah.
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Maybe like this?
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Hi, I'm Carly, and I'm Sam.
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And this is a new bit we like to call,
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"Obsessively texting your boyfriend."
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Hey, your hair looks pretty.
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Adjust.
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Shoot, print.
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Adjust.
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Shoot, print.
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Sports drink.
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What's he doin'?
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He's making a claymation movie.
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Oh, cool.
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Is that a hamster
wearing a space helmet?
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Don't touch my movie.
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It's all very precise.
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If you move or change one little thing,
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I got to start all over again.
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How much have you done?
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Fifteen more shots,
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I'll have the first
two seconds finished.
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Two seconds?
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How long's the whole movie?
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Ten minutes, which means I
got about 14,367 shots to go.
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Shoot, print.
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14,366
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Hey, where are you going?
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Jonah's at the Groovy Smoothie.
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Gotta go meet him there.
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Wait.
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But we're supposed to...
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What's her deal?
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Sam has a new boyfriend and
he's all she thinks about.
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Ah, the honeymoon phase.
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What do you mean?
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Well, when someone's
in a new relationship,
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It's like they're
blind to everything else
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but that other person.
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Like when I started
dating that girl,Jennifer,
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I had a bad case of poison
ivy for two whole weeks.
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I didn't even know.
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What made you finally notice?
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Well, it spread to places.
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Where?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Where is she?
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Rehearsal was supposed
to start a half-hour ago.
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I'm calling her.
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Put it on speaker.
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I want a piece of this.
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Hey, you got my voicemail.
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I'm here with the awesomest guy ever.
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And I'm here with the cutest girl ever.
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Oh, baby.
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We're gonna be at the
water park all afternoon.
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So, don't bug us.
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And don't sniff the fruit salad.
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-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
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Can you believe her?
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She blew off "iCarly" Rehearsal
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So she could go play with Jonah?
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Well, I know how we
could get back at her.
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Huh?
269
00:11:27,865 --> 00:11:29,335
You and I should start dating.
270
00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:29,737
That way...
271
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:30,293
Freddie.
272
00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:30,815
I know.
273
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:41,850
Sam.
274
00:11:41,885 --> 00:11:42,605
I didn't do it.
275
00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:45,215
Oh, it's just you.
276
00:11:46,055 --> 00:11:47,685
Yeah. It's just me.
277
00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:50,755
The girl from iCarly who showed
up at rehearsal yesterday.
278
00:11:51,105 --> 00:11:52,215
I was with Jonah.
279
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:54,755
Yeah. We need to talk about this.
280
00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:55,930
Okay. Let's talk.
281
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,055
I'm really happy that
you're going out with Jonah
282
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:58,532
But...
283
00:11:58,567 --> 00:11:58,975
It's me.
284
00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,260
Isn't that cute?
285
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:02,525
Jonah recorded it to play
every time he texts me.
286
00:12:02,615 --> 00:12:05,115
It's adorable and I
thought we were talking.
287
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,845
We are. Sorry.
288
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,975
I was saying, I think it's great that...
289
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:10,805
It's me.
290
00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:17,010
Look, I'm really glad you're all happy
291
00:12:17,045 --> 00:12:18,630
And have a boyfriend and everything,
292
00:12:18,665 --> 00:12:20,395
But iCarly Is important
to me and Freddie.
293
00:12:20,545 --> 00:12:21,855
It's important to me too.
294
00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,165
Then start acting like it.
295
00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:24,225
It's me.
296
00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:25,835
If you try to open the locker,
297
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,095
I will bite your hand off.
298
00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:32,685
Listen, I'm sorry I
missed rehearsal, it's just
299
00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:36,405
Jonah makes me so happy and, you know,
300
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,400
I haven't had a boyfriend
301
00:12:37,435 --> 00:12:40,025
Since Frankie Murkin fell out
of that tree and broke his leg.
302
00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:41,675
Yeah. "Fell."
303
00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,845
Fell, was pushed.
304
00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,335
The point is I've been
single a long time.
305
00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:48,160
It's me.
306
00:12:48,195 --> 00:12:51,415
Be at rehearsal on time
today and be focused on us.
307
00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:52,870
Okay.
308
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:53,675
I'll be there.
309
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:58,315
Promise. Hug?
310
00:12:58,335 --> 00:13:00,835
I will hug you when I
see you at rehearsal.
311
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:03,095
Deal.
312
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:05,190
It's me. It's me.
313
00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:07,245
Carly, wait, my phone.
314
00:13:07,805 --> 00:13:09,055
I got it.
315
00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:26,180
Okay.
316
00:13:26,215 --> 00:13:27,455
Let's make sure this baby works.
317
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,545
Yeah. Okay.
318
00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:32,005
Okay, okay.
319
00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:32,705
Okay, it works.
320
00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:33,585
Sorry.
321
00:13:34,665 --> 00:13:36,945
Yeah. Say you're sorry to my hair.
322
00:13:41,305 --> 00:13:42,655
Hey, you're here.
323
00:13:42,675 --> 00:13:45,205
And she brought Jonah.
324
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,735
What's up, player? Carly.
325
00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:49,570
Uh, listen.
326
00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:50,765
iCarly rehearsals are
kinda private so...
327
00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:52,230
Oh, no worries.
328
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,995
He's just gonna sit
over there and look cute
329
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:54,575
While we do our stuff.
330
00:13:54,685 --> 00:13:55,875
You won't even know I'm here.
331
00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:58,125
Okay.
332
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:00,665
Let's rehearse the wig bit.
333
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,640
Oh, I love the wig bit.
334
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,095
Okay. Rehearsing in five, four,
335
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,715
Three, two...
336
00:14:09,945 --> 00:14:11,050
Hi, I'm Carly.
337
00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:12,940
I live with my brother Spencer,
338
00:14:12,975 --> 00:14:14,755
I do my homework, and
I shower every day.
339
00:14:17,285 --> 00:14:17,935
Good one.
340
00:14:21,325 --> 00:14:23,690
I'm Sam. I do bad things, harass people,
341
00:14:23,725 --> 00:14:25,395
And eat everything that
doesn't eat me first.
342
00:14:32,345 --> 00:14:33,450
Okay, good stuff.
343
00:14:33,485 --> 00:14:35,315
You guys wanna try the fan bit next?
344
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:35,815
Sure.
345
00:14:36,155 --> 00:14:37,460
Yeah, the fan bit.
346
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:41,285
Uh, here's the thing. Jonah
doesn't think it's funny.
347
00:14:42,455 --> 00:14:45,005
It seems kinda lame to me.
348
00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:49,440
Okay.
349
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,295
Well, then maybe we should talk about
350
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:52,645
A new "Messin' with Lewbert."
351
00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:54,975
The guy in your lobby with
the big wart on his face?
352
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:55,700
Yeah.
353
00:14:55,735 --> 00:14:57,325
You know what you guys
should call that dude?
354
00:14:58,475 --> 00:15:00,395
"Captain wart burger."
355
00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:05,585
That's gold, baby.
356
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,430
Captain wart burger?
357
00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,075
No, you gotta say it like Jonah did.
358
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:12,410
Yeah.
359
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,115
And Carly, when you're
doing the wig bit,
360
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:15,935
You gotta act more like Sam.
361
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:17,965
Weird.
362
00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:20,255
I thought I was acting like sam.
363
00:15:20,635 --> 00:15:22,305
Have you ever thought
taking acting lessons?
364
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,565
I can't believe it, "You
won't even know I'm here."
365
00:15:32,855 --> 00:15:34,605
He was totally bossing us around
366
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,380
Sam was encouraging him.
367
00:15:36,415 --> 00:15:38,045
Shh. They're right behind us.
368
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,210
Oh, they won't hear me.
369
00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:41,575
They're too busy giggling
about captain wart burger.
370
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:43,570
Yeah.
371
00:15:43,605 --> 00:15:46,255
You could be all, "Hello
there, "Captain wart burger.
372
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,735
"Would you like a side of wart fries?"
373
00:15:52,295 --> 00:15:53,355
I need a snack.
374
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:54,415
Fruit kebab?
375
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:54,965
Sure.
376
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:57,465
Hey, what's going on over here?
377
00:15:58,175 --> 00:15:59,835
Oh, Carly's brother is making a movie.
378
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,855
Check out this dude.
379
00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:03,345
No, don't touch that.
380
00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:03,890
Okay.
381
00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:08,625
Mr. Space hamster, we're... oh my god.
382
00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:12,195
My movie is ruined.
383
00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,660
I have to start all over again
384
00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:16,245
and my deadline's in less than 24 hours.
385
00:16:16,595 --> 00:16:17,365
Ha, ha, look, its arm came off.
386
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:18,970
Ha, ha, yeah.
387
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:21,295
Why don't you stay for
dinner and rip my heart out?
388
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,165
Dude, don't cry about it.
389
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:28,735
I'm out.
390
00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:30,145
Text you later.
391
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:30,725
Kick it!
392
00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:35,545
Aw, how cute is he?
393
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,015
Yeah.
394
00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:48,665
Hey, you wanted talk to me, Carly-o?
395
00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:50,425
No need to add the "O," Just sit down.
396
00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:52,405
Sure.
397
00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:56,675
Jonah, I wanna talk to you about Sam.
398
00:16:56,785 --> 00:16:58,155
My lady.
399
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:00,045
Yes.
400
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:02,865
I'm really happy you guys
are so into each other
401
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,460
But I need Sam for the show.
402
00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:06,105
So you can't keep distracting her
403
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:06,560
And coming to rehearsals...
404
00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:07,935
Sam hasn't complained about it.
405
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:09,275
Yeah. 'cause she's so into you,
406
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,285
She can't think straight.
407
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:11,525
Oh.
408
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,205
You don't like me spending
so much time with Sam.
409
00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:14,840
No.
410
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,745
So maybe I should spend a
little less time with Sam
411
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,245
And a little more
time with someone else.
412
00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:21,315
What are you doing?
413
00:17:22,435 --> 00:17:23,050
Kiss me.
414
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:23,665
What?
415
00:17:23,895 --> 00:17:25,115
Sam doesn't have to know.
416
00:17:26,235 --> 00:17:28,510
Ow, did you just thump me?
417
00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:30,995
How dare you try to kiss
me when you're dating Sam?
418
00:17:31,105 --> 00:17:35,055
You're icky, and I'm telling Sam.
419
00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:38,115
Whoa, whoa. You don't wanna do that.
420
00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:39,455
Oh, well, why not?
421
00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:41,615
'cause think about how happy I make sam.
422
00:17:42,055 --> 00:17:43,160
What kind of friend would you be
423
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,815
If you ruined her first great
relationship by rattin' me out?
424
00:17:46,995 --> 00:17:49,195
Carly, I got the... hey, cupcake,
425
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,185
What are you doing here?
426
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:51,665
Carly asked me to come over.
427
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,375
Yeah.
428
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,535
To tell help me with my imitation of you
429
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:57,955
For the wig bit.
430
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:03,800
I'm Sam.
431
00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:05,425
I like to eat pork chops in bed.
432
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,575
That's exactly how I'd say that.
433
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:11,335
You're so helpful.
434
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,065
Yeah.
435
00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:21,645
14,327, 14,326.
436
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:23,900
Hey, Spencer, how's the...
437
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,195
Carly, Freddie is here.
438
00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:26,985
14,325.
439
00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,765
I'm freaking out, Freddie. Freaking out.
440
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,250
Did you talk to Jonah?
441
00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:36,860
Yeah. And he tried to kiss me.
442
00:18:36,895 --> 00:18:38,435
He totally tried to kiss me.
443
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:38,987
No way.
444
00:18:39,022 --> 00:18:39,505
Yeah.
445
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,445
You're sure Jonah tried to kiss you?
446
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,600
Well, let's see.
447
00:18:42,635 --> 00:18:44,195
He said, "Kiss me,"
Then puckered his lips.
448
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:44,880
So call me crazy,
449
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,955
But I think the boy
wanted some Carly kissin'.
450
00:18:48,415 --> 00:18:49,330
That jerk.
451
00:18:49,365 --> 00:18:51,175
No one tries to kiss my girl.
452
00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:54,215
No one tries to kiss you.
453
00:18:56,075 --> 00:18:57,245
So are you gonna tell Sam?
454
00:18:57,525 --> 00:19:00,415
I was gonna, but Jonah
makes sam really happy
455
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,085
And I don't want her to get hurt.
456
00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:04,690
Yeah. Hey, we should get upstairs.
457
00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:06,895
iCarly starts in three minutes.
458
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:18,145
14,317. 14,316. 14,315. 14,314.
459
00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:20,865
14,313.
460
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,055
I am having a horrible time.
461
00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:38,515
Hey, you were supposed
to get me an iced tea.
462
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:39,495
Oh, yeah.
463
00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:41,205
There wasn't any.
464
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:43,915
You guys ready?
465
00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:44,605
Ready.
466
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:45,265
Yup.
467
00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:48,215
Sweetie, why don't you stand
over there behind Freddie.
468
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,555
Whatevs.
469
00:19:51,135 --> 00:19:52,175
Okay, girls.
470
00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:57,035
iCarly starts in five,
four, three, two...
471
00:19:57,475 --> 00:19:59,125
Hey, welcome to iCarly.
472
00:19:59,160 --> 00:19:59,910
Dot com.
473
00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:01,965
And I hope you know
what "Com" Stands for.
474
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,075
'cause we don't.
475
00:20:04,935 --> 00:20:06,345
Hey, Sam, ever wonder what it'd be like
476
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,625
If we were each other?
477
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:08,265
Yeah.
478
00:20:08,425 --> 00:20:10,645
But do you mind if we don't start off
479
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,785
With the wig bit tonight?
480
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:15,815
Uh, okay. So what do you wanna do first?
481
00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,295
But we haven't tested it yet.
482
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:20,815
So, let's test it now.
483
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:21,830
But who are we gonna get to...
484
00:20:21,865 --> 00:20:24,235
Okay, iCarly fans, we're
gonna start off the night
485
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:27,105
With a new bit starring
my boyfriend, Jonah.
486
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:28,085
Woo.
487
00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:29,935
Get up here, Jonah.
488
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:32,615
What am I doin'?
489
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:34,580
Trust me, baby,
490
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:35,655
This is gonna be awesome.
491
00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:37,155
Yes, yes, it is.
492
00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:40,795
Okay, Jonah, you stand right here.
493
00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:41,755
Okay.
494
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:44,965
Next, I climb up and
get the big red rope
495
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,315
With the large hook.
496
00:20:46,355 --> 00:20:47,585
Pretty cool.
497
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,165
Yeah.
498
00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:51,835
And now, Sam hooks
the rope onto the back
499
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,205
Of Jonah's underwear.
500
00:20:53,415 --> 00:20:54,975
My underwear?
501
00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:56,985
Just go with it, Jonah.
502
00:20:57,685 --> 00:20:59,385
Relax, this is gonna be fun.
503
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,260
Okay, Freddie.
504
00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:02,380
Is the button on sam's remote
505
00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:04,455
Ready to activate our special surprise?
506
00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:06,095
Yup. Bottom button.
507
00:21:06,235 --> 00:21:08,145
And now, iCarly Presents
508
00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:10,945
The wedgie-bounce.
509
00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:12,130
The wedgie-bounce?
510
00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:12,695
Wait, wait, wait.
511
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,225
Guys, I didn't...
512
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:14,355
It begins!
513
00:21:16,295 --> 00:21:18,945
Sam, this feels weird. Sam.
514
00:21:21,195 --> 00:21:22,985
This is so invasive.
515
00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:35,355
So you found out.
516
00:21:35,535 --> 00:21:37,185
I heard you and Freddie talking.
517
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:39,335
I'm really sorry.
518
00:21:39,685 --> 00:21:40,970
Why are you sorry?
519
00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:42,325
'cause I know he made you all happy
520
00:21:42,915 --> 00:21:43,615
And stuff.
521
00:21:45,365 --> 00:21:45,940
Come on.
522
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:47,470
Pork chops make me happy
523
00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:49,415
And they don't try to
kiss my best friend.
524
00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:54,785
It's cool, I'm all right.
525
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:55,565
Good.
526
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,495
But now I kinda want a pork chop.
527
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:58,275
I know, right?
528
00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:02,405
So when are we gonna get
to see Spencer's movie?
529
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:02,885
Right now.
530
00:22:03,545 --> 00:22:05,285
I just finished burning the DVD.
531
00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:08,405
So how'd you finish it early?
532
00:22:08,765 --> 00:22:09,545
Oh, just watch it.
533
00:22:19,735 --> 00:22:21,315
I am a space hamster.
534
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,625
Burritos are food. Er.
535
00:22:33,615 --> 00:22:34,435
That was it?
536
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,895
Well, it would've been longer
if Jonah hadn't ruined everything
537
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:37,845
And made me start over.
538
00:22:38,045 --> 00:22:38,680
Don't worry,
539
00:22:38,715 --> 00:22:40,905
Sam took care of Jonah
on iCarly tonight.
540
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:41,565
What do you mean?
541
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,795
Come look.
542
00:22:45,555 --> 00:22:50,675
Guys, come on, seriously.
This is so uncool.
543
00:22:51,335 --> 00:22:52,845
You wedgie-bounced him?
544
00:22:53,535 --> 00:22:55,045
Are stille-bounced him?
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This is happening live.
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Sam.
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This has been going on for two hours.
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My underwear, It's hurting me.
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Hi, Carly, Sam and Freddie. I'm Lily.
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I'm twelve years' old
and I'm from California.
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I love your show, you guys. Bye.
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