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What is that?
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Looks like a big sheet.
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I want to know what's under the sheet.
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And I want to know what's between your ears
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'cause it sure ain't brain.
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Help me pull this sheet off.
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- Okay. - All right.
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Don't!
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Did I startle you?
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- Yeah. - You did.
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Sorry.
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But what's under this sheet is a big surprise
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to make up for your last birthday.
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I thought you bought her a lava lamp.
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He made me a lava lamp, which exploded.
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It didn't explode.
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It burst into flames.
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And then exploded.
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Well, yeah.
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Anyway, you know how you've been asking me
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to make you a cool sculpture for the "iCarly" Studio?
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- And you know the old car you guys got up there? - Sure.
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Back up.
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- Oh, my god. - Look at that.
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- You made this? - Heck yeah. I went to the junkyard.
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I have an account there.
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I found an old bench seat from a '66 ford,
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Reupholstered it,
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added cup holders, and installed real police lights.
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It's art you can sit upon.
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May we sit upon it?
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I'd be sad if you didn't.
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- Cool, awesome. - Let us sit.
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Wait, wait. Let me turn it on.
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- Yeah. - Sweet.
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Now, if you hit that button, you'll hear a real car horn.
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Okay.
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Electrical wiring just isn't your thing.
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No, it is not.
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In five, four, three, two...
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I know, you see
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Somehow the world will change for me
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And be so wonderful
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Live life, breathe air
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I know somehow we're gonna get there
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And feel so wonderful
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It's all for real
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I'm telling you just how I feel
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So wake up the members of my nation
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It's your time to be
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There's no chance unless you take one
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And the time to see
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The brighter side of every situation
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Some things are meant to be
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So give your best and leave the rest to me
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Leave it all to me
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Leave it all to me
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Just leave it all to me
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iCarly S01E13 iAm Your Biggest Fan
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Okay. Sam gives Carly a haircut?
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What, are you serious?
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I think our viewers would get a kick
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out of seeing me cut your hair.
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I'm not letting you near my neck with a pair of scissors.
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Fine. What else we got?
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Hey, what are you guys doin'?
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Looking through our show idea cards.
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We need one more fun thing to do on next week's "iCarly."
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Hey, did you ever get the software set up to do twister vision?
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Yeah, I think so. Let me check.
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Yup, set to go.
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Good, we'll do twister vision.
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Hey, listen to this comment one of our viewers wrote.
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If it's about that zit I had last week,
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I don't wanna hear about it.
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It was barely noticeable.
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It was a volcano.
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Listen, "My name is Mandy, and I think 'iCarly'
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is the awesomest web show on the whole Internet."
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"I live near Seattle and I was wondering
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if you guys had ever thought about having a live audience
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'cause I'd love to come see the show in person."
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Please write back. Love and hugs, Mandy."
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And then she types this super smiley emoticon like this.
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Live audience? What'cha think?
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We don't have room in here for an audience.
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We got Spencer's cool car seat he gave us.
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Yeah, I guess Mandy could sit there.
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- An audience of one? - Why not?
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- I don't care. - Let's do it.
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Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs
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then bake him at 350?
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Just till he's golden brown.
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Okay. Now it's time for a new segment on "iCarly"
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which we call "Twister vision."
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It's the twistiest.
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But how does it work?
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Well, with the help of our technical producer, Freddie--
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That silly dude right there.
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--we can alter reality.
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Alter, alter, alter, alter, alter, alter, alter.
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Okay, Freddie, start twisting this vision.
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Twisting the vision.
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- I'm Carly. - I'm Sam.
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- It's Sam. - That was Carly.
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We have hair.
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Okay, Freddie. Back to reality.
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Restoring reality.
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OK.
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Now, we're gonna throw something else new at you.
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The other day,
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we were checking out the comments here at iCarly.com.
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And we found a girl
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who's gotta be the biggest fan of this web show ever.
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This chick's cuckoo for "iCarly."
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So let's bring her out.
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Mandy Valdez.
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Hi. Hi, everyone.
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I'm on "iCarly," Hey, hi.
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- How ya doin', Mandy? - Welcome to the show.
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I made some cookies for you, guys. Look it.
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- That is so nice. - Wow.
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She put our faces on the cookies.
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Hey, Freddie, zoom in on these.
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- I'm Carly. - I'm Sam.
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My face is delicious.
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There's a chocolate chip on my brain.
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You guys made my cookies talk. That's so funny.
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Ooh, I made a Freddie cookie too.
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Here's your cookie, Freddie.
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Thanks. You're a little close to the lens.
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Mandy, since you're "iCarly's"
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First Live audience member ever--
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Please step this way where you'll be able to watch the show
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while sitting upon what we call the--
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"Seat of sitting."
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Okay.
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And I should point out that this amazing seat
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was made by my brother--
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Spencer. That's your brother's name.
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Wow. This girl really knows her "iCarly."
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Yes, she does.
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It's true. I do. This seat is comfortable.
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Go on, do your thing.
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These stairs are awesome.
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So this is the first floor of you guys' apartment?
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This is, like, where you eat meals and socialize?
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Uh-huh.
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Cool. Who plays the drums?
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I don't know. I'm not sure why those are here.
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Oh. Hey, a mystery.
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Yeah. Well, I guess it's time for you to go.
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Thanks so much for being our first live audience member.
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Thank me? You're kidding. Try thank you.
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Anybody seen my bottle of lotion?
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Spencer, how are you?
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Great. Awesome. I haven't seen you since the past.
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That's Mandy.
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She watches our show a lot,
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so we had her on as a guest tonight.
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You don't know her.
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Hey, what's up with the drums?
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Yeah, we were curious.
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Right.
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Well, there was a flyer in the lobby
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for a band that needs a drummer,
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So I found these at the junkyard
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and I'm gonna fix 'em up and try out.
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Awesome.
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Well, all right, Mandy, it was really nice meeting you.
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What are you guys gonna do now?
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Oh, we're just gonna go across the street.
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Get some smoothies.
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Awesome. Let's do it. I have money.
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You wanna come with us?
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Freddie, talk to Mandy.
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Hello.
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I like your camera work, sweet zooms.
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Thank you. I do try my best to zoom sweetly.
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Look, it already bums me out that Freddie
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gets to come with us.
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Now we gotta take her too?
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You know how much I hate people?
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Come on. She's our biggest fan
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and she wants to buy us smoothies.
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Come on, Mandy. Let's go to Groovy Smoothies.
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Awesome.
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We'll be like the three musketeers.
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But there's four of us.
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Touche.
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What are your guys' favorite berries?
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I like cranberries, boysenberries,
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Blueberries, black berries, I don't like Halle Berry.
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There we go.
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Let's see now.
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I rock too hard.
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I just think that for five bucks
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they could blend it a little bit better
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So I don't get strawberry lumps stuck in my straw.
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Hey, that'd be a cool name for a band.
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- Stuck in my straw? - Strawberry lumps.
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Better.
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Hey, you got your drums all set up.
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Sorta. Hey, where's Freddie and that girl--
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- Mandy. - Freddie went home.
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And we finally got rid of Mandy.
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Someone needs to take that chick to the Wacky Shack.
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She lives here in Seattle?
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Nah. But way too close.
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She's from Tacoma.
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She made her aunt drive her all the way here,
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so she could be on the show.
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Hey, can I spend the night here?
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You don't wanna go home?
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Nah. When my mom buys a new bikini,
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She usually wears it around for a couple of days
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to break it in.
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If you're my friend, you won't make me look at that.
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Can she spend the night?
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Sure.
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Okay. All fixed, which means I'm now officially a drummer.
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How could that even happen?
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Nice.
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This monkey.
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Mommy said--
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Moron said that you already know about your surprise party
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and I say you don't.
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Surprise party?
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Surprise.
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Sam, Sam, we fell asleep.
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"Girly Cow" is on.
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Oh, I love "Girly cow."
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- Is this the new one? - I think.
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Oh, good.
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I can't believe two bulls asked me to the prom
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and I said moo to both.
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Moo-hoo.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you, guys?
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Yeah. Kinda.
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How'd you get in here?
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I thought you and your aunt left for Tacoma,
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like, four hours ago.
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We did. But you guys are so cool.
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I made my aunt get a motel room,
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so I could spend the night here.
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Hey, remember on "iCarly" where you guys dressed up
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wiener dog up like a pig?
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That rocked.
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How'd you get in here?
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The door was locked.
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Yeah. But not all your windows were.
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Hey, remember on "iCarly" when you guys put spaghetti
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in a blender? That was genius.
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- Thanks. - Okay.
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Look, I got another thank you card from our biggest fan.
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You guys too?
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Oh, no, not just another card.
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Mandy also sent me seasons one
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through four of "Girly Cow" on DVD.
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She sent me a $40 gift card to Bandana Republic.
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Well, I got a new scarf and a box of frozen steaks.
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When is she gonna stop?
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I don't know. It's been over a week.
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Do you know how many times she's text messaged me?
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- Can I have the steaks? - What?
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- Hey, gang. - No.
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Can you believe I'm here at Ridgeway?
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- No. - No, we can't.
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It's true. I'm officially a bulldog. Woof.
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- But why are you-- - I transferred schools.
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You transferred schools, she transferred schools.
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I heard her say she transferred schools.
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Now we could be together every day.
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We'll be like the "iCarly" quartet,
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The two stars, the tech producer,
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and the show's biggest fan, me.
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Seriously, can I have the steaks?
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Here I come.
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Hey, so you must be Blake from the band.
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Yup, and I guess you're Pouncy.
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Spencer.
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This is my girlfriend and our keyboard player, Suzay.
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- Hi, Susie. - Suzay.
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- That's not Susie. - Suzay.
285
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Right.
286
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Well, then, come on in.
287
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- Sure, man. - Thanks.
288
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So there's my drum set right there.
289
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Hey, these look just like the drums Kato
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threw out at the junkyard.
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Weird. Weird coincidence.
292
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Anyway, thanks for comin' by.
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I guess you wanna hear me play a little.
294
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Yeah. We can't actually put you in the band
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yet until we hear you pound a little bit.
296
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Oh, I'm ready to pound a little bit.
297
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Or a lot of bit.
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I'll play the drums now.
299
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Wait, I was just getting started.
300
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You're great.
301
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Really?
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Yeah. You're super drummy.
303
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Thanks. So, can I be in the band or what?
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Will you answer one very important question?
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- Does it involve Canadian trivia? - No.
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Then I will answer this question.
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Can we use this apartment to rehearse whenever we want?
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Well, sure.
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- Then congratulations, Alfonzo. - Spencer.
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You're in the band.
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Yes. Thank you so much. Yay.
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There, we're safe.
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What happened?
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Mandy happened.
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I thought she went back to Tacoma.
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Yeah, and then she transferred to our school.
317
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Mandy's nuts, dude, the girl is nuts.
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She asked if she could do her impression of a duck,
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then quacked right in my face. Quacked right in it.
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Can't you just tell her to leave you alone?
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- We tried. - She won't listen.
322
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She tried to follow us home.
323
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I had to get rid of her by telling her we need
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some fladoodles for the show.
325
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,370
What are fladoodles?
326
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,460
I don't know, I made 'em up.
327
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,590
Are those new drums?
328
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,240
Oh yeah, I didn't tell you guys.
329
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I auditioned and I got in the band.
330
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,800
- That's cool. - Nice going.
331
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Thanks.
332
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Wanna hear how they sound?
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It's me.
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Oh, man.
335
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,140
How can Mandy be back here already?
336
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I found fladoodles.
337
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,830
I thought they didn't exist.
338
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She means we thought they'd be really hard to find.
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Oh, they were.
340
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I had to try seven different places
341
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,560
until I finally found them in this
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weird Scandinavian market in nordic town.
343
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Here you go.
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- Thanks. - Great.
345
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But we needed fat free fladoodles.
346
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Oh, fat free.
347
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,970
I also have barbecue, cool ranch, and zesty jalapeno.
348
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,740
Well, baby
349
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:18,930
Will you take me back
350
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,910
How was that?
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Great.
352
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,870
Cool. Anybody hungry?
353
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:42,560
'cause I made you guys some special snacks. BRB.
354
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:47,510
Look man, that dude drums like puke.
355
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,330
How long are we gonna pretend he's in the band?
356
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,090
Come on, he's making us snacks.
357
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,000
It ain't worth it.
358
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,580
Seriously. He can't play.
359
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,700
All right, we'll just kick him out then.
360
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,310
- Good. - It's about time.
361
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:09,400
I hope you guys like deviled eggs and good news.
362
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,100
Good news?
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You ready? Okay.
364
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,400
What would you say if I told you
365
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,530
I booked our band on "Seattle Beat?"
366
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,580
- What? "Seattle Beat?" - No way.
367
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,310
Uh-huh.
368
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,430
My buddy Sock-o knows their talent booker,
369
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,010
So I e-mailed him a couple of your songs
370
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,510
and we are booked on the show for next friday.
371
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,350
Oh my god.
372
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,330
That's awesome.
373
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,600
We've been trying to get booked on
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"Seattle Beat" for three years.
375
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,870
So, you guys wanted to tell him something?
376
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:41,210
We're just psyched to have you as our drummer.
377
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,400
Glad you're in the band, dude.
378
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,730
Yeah. Let's play it up.
379
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,690
One, two, three, four.
380
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:03,380
All right, in five, four, three, two--
381
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,430
And now.
382
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:06,550
Web casting to you live from Seattle.
383
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:07,440
My name is Carly.
384
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,410
And my name is Sam--
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00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,740
And my name's mandy.
386
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,630
Yes, you remember Mandy.
387
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:16,670
Our audience member from last week-- who's still here
388
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,910
and is supposed to be sitting quietly in her seat over there.
389
00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,700
Oh right, sorry. Go "iCarly."
390
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,820
Okay, tonight we're gonna kick off
391
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,080
the show with one of your favorites.
392
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:31,370
Messin' with Lewbert.
393
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,710
We're about to play the best trick ever on my horrible doorman.
394
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,400
Who may be the most disgusting dude in all of doormanity?
395
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:41,140
Quack, quack. Quack, quack.
396
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,410
Quack, quack. Quack, quack.
397
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,570
Quack, quack. Quack, quack.
398
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,880
That was my impression of a duck.
399
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,810
Ooh, here it comes again.
400
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,560
Quack, quack.
401
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:55,700
Yes.
402
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,060
Quack, quack.
403
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,970
- Hey. - Hey.
404
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,240
What's wrong?
405
00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:12,770
Who's this from?
406
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,470
My band. Read it out loud.
407
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,510
Dear Splinter.
408
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,140
He never did learn my name.
409
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600
Thanks for getting us booked on "Seattle Beat."
410
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,750
You rock for that.
411
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,150
Unfortunately, your drumming is suckish.
412
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,040
Aw.
413
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,630
That's where I said "Aw" too.
414
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,980
So we've decided to go ahead with
415
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,650
our appearance on "Seattle Beat,"
416
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,010
But we're kicking you out of the band.
417
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,920
Also, we took the rest of the deviled eggs and stole your drums.
418
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,000
Take care, Blake.
419
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,930
Well, that wasn't nice at all.
420
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,810
Nope.
421
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,450
I'm sorry.
422
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,130
Thanks.
423
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,060
I'm just sitting here listening to their music.
424
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,920
Well, don't do that, they're mean people.
425
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,830
I know. But their music is so good.
426
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,840
They took my drums.
427
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:07,980
- Hey. - You ready?
428
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:08,600
Yeah.
429
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,860
We're gonna go upstairs and
430
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,590
jam on some more ideas for "iCarly" before mandy shows up.
431
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,620
Okay. I'm gonna go for a walk.
432
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:16,900
Take an umbrella.
433
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,280
I don't want to.
434
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,040
Why is he all sad?
435
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:22,990
Tell you later.
436
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,010
Let's just get upstairs before you know who shows up.
437
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,000
Yeah.
438
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,870
Carly? You home from school yet?
439
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,250
Freddie?
440
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:52,840
This music is fantastic. Yeah, rock it baby.
441
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,820
- And that was this week's-- - "Celebrity Armpit."
442
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:09,550
- Okay now. - To conclude this fine web cast
443
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:11,560
Sam and I will demonstrate the classic comedy
444
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,160
bitnstrate called "the spit take."
445
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,210
Hey Carly, remember at lunch when
446
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,770
you asked me to put ketchup on your fries?
447
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:18,340
Mm-hmm.
448
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,580
It was really chicken blood.
449
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,540
And that's what's known as--
450
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,280
"The spit take."
451
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,410
Okay, check us out next week--
452
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,240
Here at iCarly.com.
453
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:30,790
- Ciao. - Bye-bye.
454
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,350
Keep clicking away, iCarly.Com-- yeah, keep watchin'.
455
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,120
And we're clear.
456
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,080
Awesome show, you guys.
457
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:38,760
- You too. - Agreed.
458
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:44,880
And now some punch for you, for you, and for me.
459
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,520
To Mandy, who knows what happened to her.
460
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:50,530
Let's just be psyched that she's out of our lives.
461
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:56,010
Mm, awesome spit take, by the way.
462
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:57,060
Yeah, it felt good.
463
00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:01,370
Carly. Guys. You guys.
464
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,070
What's up?
465
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,420
Turn on the TV, Channel Seven.
466
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,180
- What's on? - "Seattle Beat."
467
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,730
I turned it on to see if the band was using my stolen drums--
468
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:13,070
they were, and right in the middle of their song--
469
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:13,840
Here, I got it.
470
00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,170
Get off the stage.
471
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,400
That's Mandy.
472
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,900
- Omg. - This is too great.
473
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:24,440
People of Seattle, this is the best band ever,
474
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,010
And I'm your guys' biggest fan in the whole wide world.
475
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:30,220
Look, I made you guys cookies with your faces on them, see?
476
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,360
Here's Blake, Derek, and Susie.
477
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,900
Suzay.
478
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,280
I can hang out with you guys all the time.
479
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,770
Hey, somebody call the cops.
480
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,840
Quack. Quack, quack.
481
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:47,720
Quack, quack. Quack, quack....
482
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,860
Here it goes again.
483
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,830
Whoa. Go Mandy.
484
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,380
Go mandy. Yeah.
485
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,140
Hi, Carly, Sam and Freddie,
486
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:08,070
My name is Ashton and I live in South California.
487
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,700
And this is my special talent.
488
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,430
This is an apron and it's gonna throw me
489
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,130
about 30 feet over the pad.
490
00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:16,780
I'm a trained professional, so don't try this at home.
491
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,770
Love your show. Bye.
492
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:31,370
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