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Time for a story.
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'Cause sometimes,
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people need reminding
of things.
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Help him remind
the people who you are.
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The choice is yours.
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Evolve...
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...or die.
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I guess
I believe in him.
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I wanna believe in you.
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Zorya Vechernyaya...
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Do you know how beautiful
you look?
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Your tongue
is a wicked thing.
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Nobody's ever complained
about my tongue.
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I can't sell war
without my best salesman.
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Find Media...
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Let them know
what real sacrifice...
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...feels like.
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Shadow!
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Is this what it takes?
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Is this... what it takes?
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My name is Mr. Town.
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Where am I?
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No, the question, Shadow,
isn't "where."
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It's "why?"
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This is not good.
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There's... much to be done.
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The bell must ring.
Mirrors covered.
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Windows opened.
We must sprinkle the holy salt-
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Czernobog.
We will summon the next Zorya.
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Votan!
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You let the dust
of the old star
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slip right through
your fingers, huh?
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There are no more believers
left for Zorya.
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So there will be
no more life for her.
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But I know a new star
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will soon rise from the horizon.
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And the hound's gate
will rest
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- in the hands
of this newborn star.
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We must pray that
she's up to the task.
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If not,
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this country will be
barren of believers.
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First a whimper,
then a crescendo.
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You will have your vengeance,
my friends.
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When my hammer swings,
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the earth will tremble...
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...the mountains will break,
and the ocean will rise,
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and our enemies
will be banished
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to the deepest darkness
of the nine hells.
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Votan...
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this country... is no good.
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You have your war, Grimnir.
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Mama-ji, you hear the battle cries.
May I count on your blades?
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You brought the fight
to my doorstep.
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I have no choice but
to resume the lopping of heads,
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drinking of blood,
and liberating of souls.
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That is, if I can swap
my weekend shift with Arjun.
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Hey, what's the plan?
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This is so stupid.
We're wasting time.
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Oh, let 'em lament.
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Shadow was taken.
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We don't have time for a
fucking wake in a parking lot.
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Might be no coming back
for that one.
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Yeah, no shit. She's dead.
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Dead does not seem to be as
final as you are implying.
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Ifrit, Grimnir needs you
in Mitchell, at the Corn Palace;
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ask for Old Iktomi.
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To what end?
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Gungnir.
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Gungnir?
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His fucking spear.
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You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy
to fetch your fucking spear for ya?
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What do you plan to do
about Shadow?
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He'll be fine. Great battles
require great preparation.
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And sacrifice to you.
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You don't give a shit
about him.
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Oh, I very much give a shit.
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Just have faith in your man.
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My favorite Tammy Wynette
song. Shotgun!
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Oh, now Spiderman's
ridin' with ya?
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You keep givin' away
my fucking seats.
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What happened
to our arrangement?
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Well, you two make
such a great pair,
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it seems a shame
to split you up.
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And Laura seems to feel
Shadow needs saving,
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so go help save Shadow.
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I will not be dyin' in battle
over Shadow fucking Moon.
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A problem of your own making.
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You are the biggest,
most unlucky leprechaun
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- I have ever met!
- Bugger off!
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Bugger yourself off, bitch!
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What a cunt.
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Allahu Akbar.
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Do you need money?
For the bus?
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- I'm coming with you.
- No.
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Where Wednesday wants
me to go is dangerous.
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Then why risk your
life for him?
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Allah would not want you
to sacrifice for Wednesday.
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I believe in what I'm doing
even if you do not.
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You're not coming with me?
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Nope, I'm goin' with my coin.
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Grimnir's takin' up arms.
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That means
there's a battle at hand.
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And you're fucking crazy if you think
I'm going to war without my luck.
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Well, I guess you should
steal us a car, then.
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You do the pickin',
I'll do the pluckin'.
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If you get in my way,
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the gods are gonna be
planning your funeral.
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Best they already are, love.
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Best they already are.
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We couldn't find any records
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of any family
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other than your mother
and your late wife.
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You know what that makes you,
Shadow? Hm?
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Just another bastard.
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A nobody. A nobody
who went to prison
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for a botched casino heist
and aggravated assault.
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Now...
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I know they had guns
on your wife.
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So, does that make the career
criminal a-a good guy?
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Although, not quite
good enough, apparently,
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because you couldn't keep
your wife
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from sucking
your best friend's cock.
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You want to stay in your lane.
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You're one tough
motherfucker, Shadow Moon.
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I'll give you that.
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Is that why Cargo needs you?
Hmm?
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I don't know who the fuck
Cargo is.
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He calls himself All-Father.
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Grimm.
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He goes by the name...
Wednesday.
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And you, my friend, you've been
traveling with him for weeks.
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I'm just a bodyguard, okay?
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He doesn't tell me anything.
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Let me ask you a question.
When somebody...
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when somebody tells you to rob a
casino, or a bank, then you do it.
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When someone tells you to join the Old
Gods in a secret war against the New Gods,
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then you do it.
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You are always just going
with the flow, Shadow.
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And I need to know, why?
Why the fuck is that?
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Hmm?
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Curious spirit.
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It could be, Shadow,
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that you have forgotten
how to tell the truth.
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Now that's a mighty woman
with a torch.
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She was a Roman
goddess. Libertas.
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"Give me your tired, your poor, your
huddled masses yearning to be free."
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France gave her
to the founders,
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same as they gave democracy.
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And pulled America's butt out
of the fire in the Revolution.
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We've paid 'em back.
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You're not French, Shadow.
Don't forget that.
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Yeah, a home,
I don't know.
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I had to leave
to spread her message.
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So, why is this
my first time back?
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Her dream isn't for us.
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Liberty can't help but judge us
by the color of our skin.
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The history
we remind them of.
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Doesn't have to be like that.
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Scientists call it hormesis.
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A little bit of poison
to make you stronger.
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Your light is strong,
my beautiful son.
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I don't think
I'm gonna like it here.
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One summer.
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Then we're back
on the world tour.
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You know, you could show a little
gratitude every now and then.
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- Might improve your luck.
- I don't believe in luck.
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- I don't. I'm an atheist.
- Ugh.
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God, is a fairy tale
for grown-ups.
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Well, you're in the fairy tale
now, aren't ya?
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He is definitely moving.
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Turn here.
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You things are not gods,
by the way.
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You're made by people.
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People who need answers
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and they're too fucking lazy
to look for them themselves.
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I mean, who the fuck
ever needed a leprechaun?
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You take and you take
and you take
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and what do you give back
to people? Nothing.
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You are monsters under the bed,
just fucking with human lives.
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Pot, kettle, black!
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And God didn't fuck up your life; you
did a great job of that all by yourself.
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Well, it was my life
to fuck up!
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Indeed it was, and you fucked
the shit out of it, didn't ya?
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Fucked up your husband's life
as well.
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Got him sent to prison.
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And then, when he was payin'
his penance for you,
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ya sucked all over
his best friend's knob.
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I don't know what
kind of syphilitic time period
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spawned leprechauns,
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but in my world, infidelity does
not warrant a death sentence.
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Where I'm from,
it's the greatest sin.
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- To betray your sworn true love is the crime of a coward...
- Cow.
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You're welcome.
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Fuck!
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It's unfortunate that
none of your compatriots
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were moved by your pitch,
Queen Bilquis.
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It was beautiful. Elegant.
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Everything that you are.
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Your attack will only work
against you.
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Make it easier for Odin
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to convince those who were
on the fence to join his cause.
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The Old Gods will scatter,
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hiding their heads
in the depths.
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Only to sprout anew
and find me waiting.
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00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,359
The way to kill
Wednesday's hydra
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is to lasso their necks
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and chop them all at once.
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Miss and they will
come back stronger.
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The ghost of Zorya
Vechernyaya knows
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that Mr. World doesn't miss.
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I have no place
on your battlefield.
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- Love is the most powerful
weapon of war.
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War tears lovers asunder.
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Love and war may sit
on opposite sides of a coin,
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but only so they may
never meet.
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I will not fight for you.
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The Old Gods see you
as a traitor.
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Complicit in the death
of their kin.
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And you shun the gods
of progress,
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so I wonder,
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if you don't choose a side,
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will you be trampled by both?
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Damn it.
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You gonna fold that
or fuck it?
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I'm gonna fuck it.
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Aaah!
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You know,
Mr. World wants to know why.
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Mr. Wednesday has put so much
trust in a petty con man.
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Why Mr. Wednesday would bring
a nobody like you
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into his tribe.
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He doesn't tell me anything.
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The awakening man was
on the way to himself.
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Is there a book
that you haven't read?
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A good book is a loyal
and constant friend.
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Jerry and I might...
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grab a drink later.
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You know,
he has bad taste in music.
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How do I look?
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Age appropriate.
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If you go outside,
Bushwick has territories.
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Not every place is
the same place.
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Love your light,
my beautiful son.
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♪ Yo man, give me that
microphone and sit down ♪
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♪ 'Cause a brother like me is
known to get down ♪
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♪ So get up on the rhyme
and you'll find it's designed ♪
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♪ To give sight to the blind
and enlighten the mind... ♪
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Hey, I'm Shadow.
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Are you guys
from around here?
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You talk funny...
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...like a white boy.
Where you from?
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France.
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France?
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00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:56,388
Yeah, Europe?
254
00:22:57,345 --> 00:22:59,303
Bitch, I know where France is.
255
00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:01,480
You think I'm stupid, huh,
white boy?
256
00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:02,959
You think you're
better than me?
257
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,396
Yo, I'm not white.
258
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,009
Man, you should've stayed
your bitch ass in France.
259
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,636
You best stay in your lane.
260
00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:42,129
I'm gonna need a lot more than this
to keep me from beatin' your ass. Huh?
261
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:21,429
Those boys and those cops, they
want the same things we do:
262
00:24:22,691 --> 00:24:24,476
to be valued,
to matter in this world.
263
00:24:25,389 --> 00:24:26,565
And to feel some love.
264
00:24:27,522 --> 00:24:28,915
But they don't even know me.
265
00:24:29,306 --> 00:24:31,221
They think they do.
266
00:24:31,352 --> 00:24:34,486
Their whole life they've been
hearing a story about who you are.
267
00:24:35,661 --> 00:24:37,663
And you're the enemy
in that story.
268
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:40,883
One who will take
what they have.
269
00:24:41,754 --> 00:24:43,234
Keep them from getting
what they want.
270
00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:44,931
But that's not me.
271
00:24:45,061 --> 00:24:46,367
It doesn't matter.
272
00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:50,763
Most things people believe
about the world are lies.
273
00:24:52,068 --> 00:24:54,506
But you know the truth
of who you are, Shadow.
274
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,511
Yeah. Not all of it.
275
00:25:04,298 --> 00:25:05,386
He's dead.
276
00:25:06,430 --> 00:25:07,736
Who was he?
277
00:25:08,781 --> 00:25:11,566
Dead and gone,
nothing to miss.
278
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:31,412
♪ ...say you are my
279
00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:33,153
Come on.
280
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:36,852
- Come on.
- ♪ Adorable one
281
00:25:36,983 --> 00:25:40,377
Come on.
282
00:25:40,508 --> 00:25:41,814
- You had a drink with Jerry.
283
00:25:43,598 --> 00:25:46,079
I don't need to be drunk
to dance with my son.
284
00:25:46,209 --> 00:25:48,560
♪ I can say
285
00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:52,955
♪ You are my
286
00:25:54,957 --> 00:25:58,918
♪ Adorable one
287
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:22,202
Jesus, woman, are there any
flies in the state of Wisconsin
288
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,396
that aren't flocking to ya?
289
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:24,770
Just change the fucking tire.
290
00:26:28,556 --> 00:26:31,994
- Ah! Fuck! Get it off!
- I'm trying!
291
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,537
- It's on my fucking foot!
- I'm trying!
292
00:26:33,561 --> 00:26:34,693
- Pick it up!
- I'm trying!
293
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,525
Fuck!
294
00:26:47,923 --> 00:26:49,751
You better stop lollygagging.
295
00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:52,512
Otherwise, Shadow's better off
savin' himself.
296
00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:53,625
I'm lifting an entire car.
297
00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:55,539
Yeah? Last week,
you could've lifted
298
00:26:55,670 --> 00:26:57,237
an entire fuckin' elephant!
299
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,631
Two fuckin' elephants
if my nuts are the judge.
300
00:27:01,197 --> 00:27:02,634
Hang on.
301
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,464
All right. Let 'er down.
302
00:27:20,564 --> 00:27:22,001
- Can you not?
- What?
303
00:27:22,697 --> 00:27:24,525
Hover over me like a vulture.
304
00:27:24,656 --> 00:27:27,659
Pffft!
305
00:27:27,789 --> 00:27:28,789
I wasn't.
306
00:27:30,574 --> 00:27:33,795
Just relax, okay? You'll get
your fucking coin back.
307
00:27:33,926 --> 00:27:36,276
Either I fall apart
and you take it from me,
308
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,799
or I get my life back
309
00:27:37,930 --> 00:27:40,846
and I will gladly
cram it down your throat.
310
00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:44,719
If you truly
want your life back,
311
00:27:45,938 --> 00:27:47,417
I might have
another option for ya.
312
00:27:50,986 --> 00:27:53,772
There's a devil in the French
Quarter of New Orleans.
313
00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:55,837
Haven't seen him
in a donkey's age.
314
00:27:55,861 --> 00:27:58,211
Yeah, there was also
a woman in Kentucky.
315
00:27:58,341 --> 00:28:00,996
None better with the spice
of life than the old Baron.
316
00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:02,911
And that's a good thing
for me?
317
00:28:03,607 --> 00:28:04,783
Price'll be steep.
318
00:28:06,654 --> 00:28:07,742
How badly you want it?
319
00:28:08,656 --> 00:28:10,484
I will literally do anything.
320
00:28:14,096 --> 00:28:15,096
After we get Shadow.
321
00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:27,675
This motherfucker asked me
if I want something to eat.
322
00:28:28,371 --> 00:28:30,504
And then he gets in the car
323
00:28:31,331 --> 00:28:34,638
with a bucket
of fried fucking chicken.
324
00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:53,353
Where'd the chicken go?
325
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:56,356
Oh, it was so good.
Thank you for that. Thank you.
326
00:28:57,009 --> 00:28:58,967
- You ate it all?
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:11,501
Media! Oh, Media!
328
00:29:11,632 --> 00:29:13,852
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
329
00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:18,073
All this normy noise
is making me itch.
330
00:29:18,639 --> 00:29:20,989
Hey! I see you.
331
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,471
Come on.
Mr. World wants you.
332
00:29:26,212 --> 00:29:29,955
"We can't drive into the future
using only our rearview mirror."
333
00:29:31,043 --> 00:29:32,914
No shit. Come on.
Get in the car.
334
00:29:36,657 --> 00:29:39,660
Twentieth century is
ancient history,
335
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,836
like the faces you wear.
336
00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:44,926
Bowie and Marilyn
and I Love Lucy.
337
00:29:45,057 --> 00:29:49,235
They are so fucking retro.
And art? Art is irrelevant!
338
00:29:51,715 --> 00:29:55,195
- Art is the most valuable means of insight
into the direction of our collective purpose.
339
00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:58,984
You're looking for insight.
340
00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,508
The appetite
for distraction is infinite.
341
00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:04,163
You're looking for insight.
342
00:30:04,293 --> 00:30:06,034
I can choke them
with trivia.
343
00:30:06,165 --> 00:30:08,080
Drown them
in passive pleasures,
344
00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:10,909
and devastate their
spirituality with baby talk.
345
00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,521
Wednesday scared
the shit outta you
346
00:30:14,651 --> 00:30:17,045
so now you're back in school.
347
00:30:17,176 --> 00:30:19,874
There is no distinction between
education and entertainment.
348
00:30:20,005 --> 00:30:21,789
I am adapting,
learning to survive.
349
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,139
If I go back empty-handed,
350
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:26,663
he'll downvote my ass
to obsolete!
351
00:30:26,794 --> 00:30:29,057
I will not launch
before I'm prepared.
352
00:30:29,841 --> 00:30:31,625
World needs you back,
right now!
353
00:30:31,755 --> 00:30:33,322
Get your incomprehensively
aggravated...
354
00:30:33,453 --> 00:30:34,584
Good-bye.
355
00:30:41,156 --> 00:30:42,723
Fatal flaw.
356
00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:45,726
Underestimating me.
357
00:30:47,075 --> 00:30:50,035
You think you can ghost
in my machine?
358
00:30:51,732 --> 00:30:54,561
I am mankind's
greatest achievement.
359
00:30:54,691 --> 00:30:56,693
I am the compass rose.
360
00:30:56,824 --> 00:31:01,481
I am fucking binary.
361
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:04,745
Without me, shit don't spin.
362
00:31:05,659 --> 00:31:09,010
You can't hide,
so lick your wounds,
363
00:31:09,141 --> 00:31:12,100
strap on whichever do
makes you feel the mostest,
364
00:31:12,231 --> 00:31:15,669
put your face on, and come out!
Come out!
365
00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:18,150
Mr. World needs you.
366
00:31:21,718 --> 00:31:25,244
Do not make me hunt you.
367
00:31:27,463 --> 00:31:29,117
Out of respect,
368
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:32,729
I'm gonna give you a minute.
369
00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:36,777
Good talk.
370
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,005
Fuck!
371
00:32:01,106 --> 00:32:03,064
Dr. Kacinszky,
please report to Oncology.
372
00:32:03,195 --> 00:32:05,110
Dr. Kacinszky to Oncology.
373
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:15,990
It shouldn't be
too much longer.
374
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:18,993
I know. It's been a long day.
375
00:32:19,776 --> 00:32:21,169
The test should be back soon.
376
00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:22,823
Thank you.
377
00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:47,413
You make it look like magic.
378
00:32:47,979 --> 00:32:49,893
That's the funny thing
about magic.
379
00:32:51,852 --> 00:32:53,985
It takes years of practice.
380
00:32:55,377 --> 00:32:56,422
For most people.
381
00:33:56,569 --> 00:33:59,180
No. I don't want him
to live in the States.
382
00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:02,314
There's nothing here for him.
383
00:34:06,492 --> 00:34:08,276
But I raised him
around the world.
384
00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:15,283
I am fighting! I've been fighting
every day of my goddamn life!
385
00:34:17,372 --> 00:34:19,418
I don't know
how much longer I have.
386
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,290
Hey, hey!
387
00:34:22,421 --> 00:34:24,162
Where do you think
you're going?!
388
00:34:25,337 --> 00:34:26,773
Yo, speak English,
motherfucker.
389
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,926
This isn't who you are.
390
00:36:18,189 --> 00:36:19,538
The kid was getting beat up.
391
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:22,125
He needed help. I was just
trying to protect him.
392
00:36:22,149 --> 00:36:23,585
You were looking for trouble.
393
00:36:27,502 --> 00:36:30,157
It doesn't matter
where you are.
394
00:36:32,464 --> 00:36:33,943
You're here now.
395
00:36:34,074 --> 00:36:37,338
If you put anger out there,
it will come back tenfold.
396
00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,123
You're different.
397
00:36:40,254 --> 00:36:43,388
There's a light in you that is
stronger than anything else.
398
00:36:43,866 --> 00:36:45,303
I don't feel it.
399
00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:46,434
It's there.
400
00:36:49,524 --> 00:36:50,569
How do you know?
401
00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:55,574
I gave it to you.
402
00:36:58,446 --> 00:37:00,579
I give it to you every day.
403
00:37:18,771 --> 00:37:21,164
Can you speed it up?
I can barely see him.
404
00:37:21,295 --> 00:37:23,166
What do you usually drive?
Horse and buggy?
405
00:37:23,297 --> 00:37:25,604
Says the corpse who flipped
an ice cream truck.
406
00:37:25,734 --> 00:37:26,953
Oh, my God.
407
00:37:32,393 --> 00:37:33,393
Oh, yay.
408
00:37:33,829 --> 00:37:34,874
This'll be fun.
409
00:37:35,004 --> 00:37:37,268
He's going so fast.
410
00:37:37,398 --> 00:37:39,226
Way too fast to be in a car.
411
00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:43,336
I'll survive the turnover. There'll
be pieces of you all over the road.
412
00:37:48,801 --> 00:37:50,063
Aah!
413
00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:57,288
What the fuck?!
414
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,042
How does a road just end?
415
00:38:48,469 --> 00:38:50,428
Graveyards are full
of flowers.
416
00:38:51,733 --> 00:38:53,039
Yup.
417
00:38:54,606 --> 00:38:56,608
Just another dead girl
in a field.
418
00:39:23,374 --> 00:39:24,854
So, you're just gonna
lie there, then?
419
00:39:26,986 --> 00:39:28,770
I think the worms are calling.
420
00:39:30,729 --> 00:39:32,252
This is bollocks.
421
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:34,515
What?
422
00:39:34,646 --> 00:39:36,246
I thought we were going
to save somebody.
423
00:39:37,562 --> 00:39:39,781
We can't just give up
because the fucking road ends.
424
00:39:39,912 --> 00:39:41,472
How the fuck
am I supposed to catch him?
425
00:39:41,566 --> 00:39:44,395
I can't save him
if I can't catch him.
426
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:48,834
What if I told you
I had a shortcut?
427
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:53,534
I'd say you were a piece
of shit for holding out on me.
428
00:39:54,709 --> 00:39:56,276
Is that how you ask
for a favor?
429
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:58,365
What's your shortcut, please?
430
00:40:01,586 --> 00:40:03,457
It's a little bit
like the backstage.
431
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,677
But a lot smaller.
432
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,505
It's a place I can hide things.
433
00:40:09,637 --> 00:40:12,399
Be a tight squeeze getting through there
with your manky hide but I can try.
434
00:40:12,423 --> 00:40:13,623
If it's that important to you.
435
00:40:15,034 --> 00:40:18,211
Okay. Yes.
It is. For Shadow.
436
00:40:21,736 --> 00:40:22,736
Alright, then.
437
00:40:23,912 --> 00:40:25,305
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
438
00:40:26,045 --> 00:40:27,220
Think about your man.
439
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,616
How does this work, exactly?
440
00:40:32,486 --> 00:40:33,792
We're goin' through the horde.
441
00:40:44,933 --> 00:40:45,933
Quit your squealin'!
442
00:40:45,978 --> 00:40:48,067
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
443
00:40:48,197 --> 00:40:51,549
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that shit...
that shit is messed up.
444
00:40:51,679 --> 00:40:53,289
Oh, your horde is so messed up.
445
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,466
What the fuck?
446
00:40:55,596 --> 00:40:56,684
Fuck.
447
00:40:59,382 --> 00:41:00,601
Oh, he's on a train.
448
00:41:21,361 --> 00:41:22,361
Fuck off.
449
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,760
You know, you could try a little
gratitude every now and then.
450
00:41:27,454 --> 00:41:28,499
Might improve your luck.
451
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:48,475
I work for the Gods.
452
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,869
They gave us penicillin
and streaming porn
453
00:41:50,999 --> 00:41:53,698
and aircraft carriers
that circle the globe.
454
00:41:55,787 --> 00:41:57,832
You're siding with the relics
who, quite frankly,
455
00:41:57,963 --> 00:42:00,748
don't deserve
an ounce of your faith.
456
00:42:01,923 --> 00:42:03,838
You've been drifting
since your wife passed away
457
00:42:03,969 --> 00:42:06,369
and trust me when I tell you
there are dangerous men out there
458
00:42:06,449 --> 00:42:09,278
who prey on marks
just looking to be saved.
459
00:42:10,366 --> 00:42:12,151
I don't need saving.
460
00:42:12,281 --> 00:42:13,500
You sure about that?
461
00:42:16,851 --> 00:42:18,897
Okay.
One more question for you.
462
00:42:21,464 --> 00:42:23,554
There's a man in Chicago.
463
00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:28,733
He had a big cup of hot chocolate
in the morning, with marshmallows.
464
00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,736
And then he went to bed.
465
00:42:34,086 --> 00:42:35,653
And he dreamt of snow.
466
00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:39,395
And when he woke up...
467
00:42:41,093 --> 00:42:42,093
...it'd snowed.
468
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:47,752
How'd that happen? Hm?
469
00:42:51,059 --> 00:42:52,059
It didn't.
470
00:42:53,061 --> 00:42:54,280
It did.
471
00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:11,297
Grown up fast this summer.
472
00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:14,648
It's not what I wanted.
473
00:43:22,656 --> 00:43:26,747
I don't want you to go, Mom.
474
00:43:26,878 --> 00:43:27,879
Hey.
475
00:43:29,141 --> 00:43:30,141
You think I do?
476
00:43:32,057 --> 00:43:34,799
I don't know how to live here...
not without you.
477
00:43:38,846 --> 00:43:39,934
Be polite.
478
00:43:41,153 --> 00:43:42,633
Respectful.
479
00:43:43,982 --> 00:43:46,201
When you feel the hate
and the pain,
480
00:43:46,767 --> 00:43:48,421
let it make you stronger.
481
00:43:49,988 --> 00:43:52,599
No matter how dark
the world gets,
482
00:43:53,774 --> 00:43:55,602
your light will always
be shining.
483
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:09,355
Oh, God. Oh, God...
484
00:44:09,485 --> 00:44:10,835
Where's your coin?
485
00:44:20,409 --> 00:44:21,672
Oh!
486
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:46,044
♪ I can say
487
00:44:47,219 --> 00:44:51,005
♪ You are my
488
00:44:52,354 --> 00:44:56,184
♪ Adorable one
489
00:44:57,577 --> 00:44:59,710
♪ I'm talking
to you people everywhere ♪
490
00:45:03,061 --> 00:45:06,629
♪ I can say
491
00:45:07,761 --> 00:45:11,722
♪ You are my
492
00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:16,683
♪ Adorable one
493
00:45:20,382 --> 00:45:22,733
♪ Oh yes you are
Listen... ♪
494
00:45:23,734 --> 00:45:27,738
♪ You are be...
495
00:45:28,564 --> 00:45:32,090
♪ Beyond compare
496
00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:36,834
♪ You are
497
00:45:38,618 --> 00:45:43,231
♪ The answer
to my my my prayer ♪
498
00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:48,454
♪ That's why I can say
499
00:45:50,195 --> 00:45:53,502
♪ I want to hold you
and know that you're mine ♪
500
00:45:54,547 --> 00:45:58,507
♪ Oh oh yes you are
501
00:45:59,770 --> 00:46:01,119
♪ Yes you are
502
00:46:01,902 --> 00:46:03,774
♪ My adorable one
503
00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:06,726
♪ And another thing
I want you to know ♪
504
00:46:07,386 --> 00:46:09,040
♪ There will be
505
00:46:11,433 --> 00:46:14,654
♪ No tomorrow
506
00:46:17,788 --> 00:46:20,051
♪ If we part...
507
00:46:40,288 --> 00:46:41,507
Betty.
508
00:46:43,422 --> 00:46:45,119
Betty the Barbarian.
509
00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:49,080
You were forged
from blue-collar sweat
510
00:46:49,210 --> 00:46:52,344
in the heartland
of a forcibly Christian land.
511
00:46:53,693 --> 00:46:55,413
You are not what you came
into this world as
512
00:46:55,477 --> 00:46:58,567
but instead... a berserker...
513
00:47:00,134 --> 00:47:03,572
and worthy
of a berserker's honor.
514
00:47:04,138 --> 00:47:05,270
Oh, hell, no.
515
00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:07,794
You are the standard
of my world.
516
00:47:08,621 --> 00:47:10,101
Though it might not be
your way,
517
00:47:10,231 --> 00:47:14,018
I honor you in
the most holy way that I know.
518
00:47:14,932 --> 00:47:16,629
The looming locomotive
519
00:47:16,759 --> 00:47:19,762
is the flaming arrow that soars
through the heavy air
520
00:47:19,893 --> 00:47:22,896
from the bow of a Viking king.
521
00:47:23,027 --> 00:47:26,508
Let it strike you true
and light your path
522
00:47:26,639 --> 00:47:28,032
to Valhalla.
523
00:47:28,162 --> 00:47:29,468
Valhalla?
524
00:47:30,686 --> 00:47:32,819
Ain't nobody going
to fucking Valhalla!
525
00:47:33,907 --> 00:47:35,430
I'll see you in Cairo.
526
00:47:36,779 --> 00:47:38,825
You will dine at the table
of the Hooded One.
527
00:47:40,174 --> 00:47:42,611
We will meet
in your reincarnation.
528
00:47:43,656 --> 00:47:45,092
Be proud, Betty.
529
00:47:49,488 --> 00:47:50,663
Be proud.
530
00:48:22,129 --> 00:48:23,914
Hey!
531
00:48:24,915 --> 00:48:26,655
I'm gonna fuck you up!
532
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:34,794
Missed.
533
00:48:35,534 --> 00:48:36,622
Missed again.
534
00:48:38,058 --> 00:48:39,930
Strike three.
535
00:48:59,775 --> 00:49:02,213
Smile. It's just a bit of fun.
536
00:49:34,897 --> 00:49:36,029
You see this? Hmm?
537
00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:39,163
This coin is a token
of a relic
538
00:49:39,293 --> 00:49:41,730
who is unworthy of your belief.
539
00:49:43,428 --> 00:49:45,778
Come on over
to the winning side, Shadow.
540
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:50,348
Or stand there
and continue to play the loser.
541
00:50:50,408 --> 00:50:51,496
I had to save you.
542
00:51:11,298 --> 00:51:13,387
♪ Whoa, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
543
00:51:13,518 --> 00:51:15,911
♪ Whoa, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
544
00:51:16,042 --> 00:51:18,131
♪ Black Betty had a baby
Bam-ba-lam ♪
545
00:51:18,262 --> 00:51:20,220
♪ Black Betty had a baby
Bam-ba-lam ♪
546
00:51:20,351 --> 00:51:22,353
♪ The damn thing gone crazy
Bam-ba-lam ♪
547
00:51:22,483 --> 00:51:24,746
♪ The damn thing gone crazy
Bam-ba-lam ♪
548
00:51:24,877 --> 00:51:26,922
♪ Whoa Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
549
00:51:27,053 --> 00:51:29,142
♪ Whoa Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam... ♪
550
00:51:29,273 --> 00:51:31,318
♪ Lookee yonder, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
551
00:51:31,449 --> 00:51:33,364
♪ Lookee yonder, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
552
00:51:33,494 --> 00:51:35,453
♪ Coming down, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
553
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:37,890
♪ Coming down, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
554
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:40,066
♪ Lookee here, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
555
00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:42,155
♪ Lookee here, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
556
00:51:42,286 --> 00:51:44,331
♪ Yeah Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
557
00:51:44,462 --> 00:51:46,464
♪ Yeah Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
558
00:51:46,594 --> 00:51:48,814
♪ Black Betty got a baby
Bam-ba-lam ♪
559
00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:50,903
♪ Black Betty got a baby
Bam-ba-lam ♪
560
00:51:51,033 --> 00:51:52,905
♪ She got two babies
Bam-ba-lam ♪
561
00:51:53,035 --> 00:51:55,081
♪ She got two babies
Bam-ba-lam ♪
562
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,257
♪ The damn thing gone crazy
Bam-ba-lam ♪
563
00:51:57,388 --> 00:51:59,303
♪ The damn thing gone crazy
Bam-ba-lam ♪
564
00:51:59,433 --> 00:52:01,479
♪ Yes it's Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
565
00:52:01,609 --> 00:52:03,568
♪ Lookee yonder Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
566
00:52:03,698 --> 00:52:06,005
♪ Lookee yonder Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
567
00:52:06,136 --> 00:52:08,268
♪ Coming down, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
568
00:52:08,399 --> 00:52:10,227
♪ Coming down, Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
569
00:52:10,357 --> 00:52:12,359
♪ Lookee here Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
570
00:52:12,490 --> 00:52:14,796
♪ Lookee here Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam... ♪
571
00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:16,972
♪ Yeah Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
572
00:52:17,103 --> 00:52:19,018
♪ Yeah Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
573
00:52:19,149 --> 00:52:21,194
♪ Black Betty got a baby
Bam-ba-lam ♪
574
00:52:21,325 --> 00:52:23,240
♪ Black Betty got a baby
Bam-ba-lam ♪
575
00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:25,242
♪ She got two babies
Bam-ba-lam ♪
576
00:52:25,372 --> 00:52:27,418
♪ She got two babies
Bam-ba-lam ♪
577
00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:29,507
♪ The damn thing gone crazy
Bam-ba-lam ♪
578
00:52:29,637 --> 00:52:31,900
♪ The damn thing gone crazy
Bam-ba-lam ♪
579
00:52:32,031 --> 00:52:33,989
♪ Yes it's Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
580
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,166
♪ Yeah Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam ♪
581
00:52:36,296 --> 00:52:38,298
♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam
Bam-ba-lam ♪
582
00:52:38,429 --> 00:52:40,474
♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam
Bam-ba-lam ♪
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