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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,846 Made in 1981 by the 1 and 5 production companies. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,166 Delegate producer: 3 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:07,444 Filmed in the "Bucharest Film Production Center" studios 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,809 "I feel enormously and see monstrously" I.L. Caragiale 5 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,761 Damn it! Mr. Iancou... Let's play another one... 6 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:21,041 One more, and then we go home... 7 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,880 C'mon, Mr. Iancou, don't be so stubborn... 8 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,690 Let him be... - Don't be so happy 'bout it... 9 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:36,366 You've won, so what?! Lucky at cards, unlucky in love. 10 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:44,047 Let him be, man... - Why?! He knows... 11 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,648 Right, Mr. Iancou? We know... 12 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:57,170 Jeez... He knows better. Who knows it better than him? 13 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,606 He knows... it's already happened to him. 14 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,248 Poor devil. It was the same with me. 15 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,882 Jeez Louise! 16 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,931 Me... 17 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,082 Wait for Victor to appear 18 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,885 The carriage... 19 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,283 Stay there! 20 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,324 Move away... 21 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:59,848 CARNIVAL SCENES 22 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,966 Screenplay by Lucian Pintilie based on the work of I.L. Caragiale. 23 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,646 Assistant director: 24 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,491 Make up: 25 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,404 Edited by: 26 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,325 Sound: 27 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,883 Costumes: 28 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:03,601 Set design: 29 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,882 Produced by: 30 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,164 Director of photography: 31 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,282 Directed by: 32 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:42,322 Since people saw us Making love, 33 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:50,402 They speak about us day and night Sometimes well and sometimes ill. 34 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:58,000 Why should I care 'bout it? Whom should I take it out on? 35 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,164 There's an old saying... 36 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,487 You little bitch... sweet whore... 37 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,127 You animal! You're killing me! 38 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,123 My hat! Where's my hat? - Fuck this life! 39 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,442 Mother fucker... - He's gonna kill me... 40 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,721 Go to hell! 41 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,164 What am I gonna do?! - What the hell am I doing here? 42 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,481 I looked for trouble... - Not that way. Towards the toilet! 43 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,610 Not there! 44 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,247 I'm an idiot! 45 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,244 I'd better let her sleep. 46 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,485 When she'll see tomorrow all the money I won... Move! 47 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,401 What the... 48 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:13,760 "The Stylish Barbershop... Nae Girimea." 49 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,289 the douche bag..." 50 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,364 will be leaving tomorrow..." 51 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,650 "Wednesday..." 52 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,691 for Ploiesti..." 53 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,087 Lovingly yours, Mitsa." 54 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,367 Is this... 55 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:29,201 What's the matter, huh? Is this Mr. Nae Girimea's barbershop? 56 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,690 Yes. Haircut? A shave? - Nothing. 57 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:38,321 Wash your hair then, maybe? - Never. I'm ill, I have... 58 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,047 Toothache? - Leave me alone! 59 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,810 I'm not washing my hair because I suffer from heart beats. 60 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,401 I haven't come here for all this gibberish! 61 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,843 Then what for? - Some business with Mr. Girimea. 62 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,281 Listen... 63 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,602 Are you him, by any chance? - No, I'm his assistant. 64 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,729 Mr. Nae ain't here?! - No sir, but he won't be long. 65 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:14,649 Then I'll wait for him too... okay? - By all means... 66 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,330 Bloody bastards... 67 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,811 Bloody bastards... 68 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,168 Tell me, do you offer... 69 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,646 Season tickets? - Sure! 12 shaves, 3 francs... 70 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,402 Let see if the competition can do the same... 71 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,602 And your season tickets... are they stamped like this? 72 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,840 That's the old version, withdrawn from circulation. 73 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,604 I have to exchange it. - Nope! 74 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,289 This ticket is special... 75 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,929 We had this version up until 3 months ago, to save money... 76 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,441 Mr. Nae used to stamp a piece of paper or cardboard, 77 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:12,288 and then he'd cross out every shave up to twelve... 78 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,890 But since the trouble with that druggist... 79 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,603 Mr. Mae's decided to have them printed with numbers on. 80 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,170 I shave you, I knock off a number. 81 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,802 A druggist?! What trouble? - That damned druggist... 82 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,724 Just imagine... 83 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,242 We shave him, say on Tuesday, we cross one out on his ticket. 84 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,725 Another cross on Thursday. Next Thursday, 85 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,370 there's only one cross on the ticket. I add one... so there's two. 86 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,602 Another one on Thursday... three. Next Tuesday, the ticket is blank. 87 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,089 Blank? - As blank as it can be. 88 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,806 How come?! - Listen to this! 89 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,768 It went on like this for ten months before we realized it... 90 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,203 We had lots of customers. How pays attention?! 91 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,004 Go ahead, tell me already! 92 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,489 Didn't you say you were waiting for Mr. Nae? 93 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,562 Of course, but tell me already! - If you keep interrupting... 94 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,683 I'm not! - You are! 95 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,450 So... He erased the crosses with some druggist's tricks of his... 96 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,808 Mr. Nae didn't want to cause a stir, though he had a case... 97 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,849 But good chap that he is, just took his ticket and all his money... 98 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:42,003 ...gave him a nice little semen, slapped him around a bit 99 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,409 and threw him out. Bloody bastards... 100 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,251 So you withdrew these tickets three months ago?! 101 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,522 And he took back the faked ticket from the druggist? 102 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,528 Yep... 103 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,769 And did he use only one ticket all those months? 104 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,611 How should I know?! - It's impossible! Try and remember. 105 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,485 How should I know? - Remember! Just remember! 106 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,166 I can't! - I have an idea! I'm off now. 107 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,050 Tell Mr. Nae I've got to talk to him. 108 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,123 Pardon, ma'am... - Where's Nae?! 109 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,041 Don't know. He left this morning and he hasn't come back yet. 110 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,004 As soon as he's back, I'm off to lunch. 111 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,685 Then I'm gonna wait for him too. 112 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,011 And if he comes in late?! Am I supposed to starve?! 113 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:37,925 I have to go eat... - I don't care... lordache... 114 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,291 What's up?! - lordache! 115 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,049 What? - lordache! 116 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,684 What's goin' on? - I'm over and done with... 117 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,810 Has Bowlegs got wind of anything? - Bowlegs?! 118 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,843 I'm telling you I'm over and done with... 119 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:03,924 Why? - Nae... Nae whom I loved... 120 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:11,845 more than anything... you know how much... 121 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,640 Well, yeah... - Nae is cheating on me. 122 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,207 Nah... - He is, for sure! 123 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,131 No way! - I'm telling you! 124 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:26,206 I haven't seen him for a week. I sent him a note: 125 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,928 "My adored Bibi, the douche bag will be leaving tomorrow..." 126 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,011 "I'll be alone and uncomforted, but come and we'll have a party" 127 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,691 "I'm seriously ill." And Nae didn't even answer. 128 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:46,009 He's in love with another woman, my cards told me so... 129 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,246 Undivided affection, ardent passion... ... marriage plans... 130 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,444 rendezvous every evening... ... the Queen of Spades! 131 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,120 Shouldn't believe all this nonsense! 132 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,044 Bloody bitches... 133 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,245 Go ahead, come on in. 134 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,090 He might know who I am, I don't wanna disgrace myself... 135 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,126 A tooth? It's as well as out. 136 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:29,524 I must know who she is... There will be scandal... 137 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,443 A scandal as there never was one before... 138 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,449 Can you remove it? Do it then! 139 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,406 It'll be out in a flash. Take a seat. 140 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,481 I've tried everything... My gums are ruined. 141 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,689 Once it's decayed, there's only one cure: 142 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,968 a dose of forceps... 143 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,010 So, I should wash your socks and your underwear. 144 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,761 She who loves must wash... 145 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,766 One day I'll wash your bones... ... your bones! 146 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,322 For you forgot that I'm a daughter of the people and I'm violent. 147 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,965 You did something to me and I can't forget you... 148 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,806 Didn't I tell you I'm a contender? It's been two years, and nothing! 149 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,765 Nothing? 150 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,130 You go and have fun, you go to bal masques... 151 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:37,048 But I'll live to see you stiff and cold, so God may help me! 152 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,451 So... nothing?! - Nothing at all. 153 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,891 But you're not paying taxes... - Well, to be fair, no. 154 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,208 Well, that ain't so bad... Take off your scarf... 155 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,289 What for? - Otherwise I can't do it. 156 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,401 Do what? - You can't open your mouth. 157 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,362 Why should I open it? - To let me pull it out. 158 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,170 Pull what out? - That's a good one. 159 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,243 The tooth, of course! - The tooth?! 160 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,408 Why, yes! - I don't want it out. 161 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,045 It doesn't hurt anymore... 162 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,569 What do you mean?! 163 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:19,561 A mate of mine taught me a trick he'd read in Matthews book... 164 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,768 Saint Matthew? - Not the saint... 165 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,328 A calluses specialist from Italy... 166 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:30,124 The hell with your specialists and your Italy! 167 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,771 It has to have a basis! Even if it's a small one... 168 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,042 Otherwise it ain't natural... 169 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,641 Could be, but it's got nothing to do with the tooth. 170 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,808 Come on, look. 171 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,842 Damn you! 172 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,842 The hell with your Italian, you moron! 173 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,763 It's started again and it's terrible. 174 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,042 Sit down. - Pull it out. 175 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,284 In a sec! It won't be more painful than a flea-bite. 176 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,289 Wait, wait! It doesn't hurt anymore. That Italian was no fool... 177 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,051 But sir... - Good bye! 178 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,485 Madam Mitsa... 179 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,327 Madam Mitsa! - What is it? 180 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:46,684 As you wait for him anyway, I'm off to eat something. 181 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:52,084 I'll be right back. Okay? - Go along. 182 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,443 But you won't leave... - Go! 183 00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:00,971 I won't move 'til he comes. - I'm off then. Be right back. 184 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,041 Go... 185 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,486 I must wait for him. I must. He has to come... 186 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,451 He thinks he can cheat on me and get away with it... Never. 187 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:38,010 One has to have a clear conscience! To the very end! 188 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,169 They fired you? - Yep! 189 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,330 All right then. 190 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,681 Mr. Mitica... 191 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,809 Don't you get it, man? Mr. Mitica was fired too. 192 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,727 Wrong, I got promoted! 193 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,723 Now I work in the park: I chase away the flies. 194 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,961 You should offer us a round... 195 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,925 I can't, my socks are pinching me. 196 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,080 And I was just going to ask you for a few coins. 197 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,563 You crazy?! I never carry metal, I might be hit by thunder. 198 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:29,291 Isn't Mr. Nae back yet? - Nope, I'm waiting for him too. 199 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,605 Thanks, sir. 200 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,922 If you care to wait, he'll be back. If not him, then the boy... 201 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,970 Are you one of the family, or perhaps his wife? 202 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:53,081 Neither one. I am, or rather I was, his friend. 203 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,924 I've come to settle a little affair. - Same as me. 204 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,523 Can't be the same. I have been cheated on. 205 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,088 A matter of the heart? - Of the heart... 206 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,845 Same as me! 207 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,051 So if you wanna tell me about modern principles, 208 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,723 then first implement them yourself and then talk about them. 209 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:19,567 Is your dagger a modern principle? Consequently, is the axe one, too?! 210 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,802 Mr. lordache's cabbage! - Give me a break! 211 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,411 You have no idea what modern principles means. 212 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,088 My dear, you're awful, please... 213 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:37,002 Just let me finish and we're off... - It's half past noon. 214 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,371 Mr. lordache's cabbage is getting cold. 215 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,161 Stop it, you're awful! 216 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,764 Enjoy your dinner! 217 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,202 Is that from the gospel too? - Yep... 218 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,008 Listen, Mr. Mitica... Why bother go to the park? 219 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,044 We'll have our own flies at the exhibition. 220 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,364 I can't, my dear, I'm too insignificant for them... 221 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,647 Those are anniversary flies. 222 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,723 For I've got proof, ma'am, papers I found in Didina's room. 223 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,771 Didina? - Yes... my mistress. 224 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,167 My holiest of loves for whom I sacrificed my military career... 225 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:47,283 Before I met her, I was sergeant of police in Ploiesti. 226 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,968 But then... I met her... 227 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:59,804 And she... "Buy me this, buy me that..." 228 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,966 And I did buy her the this, and the that... 229 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,570 And look... look... 230 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,970 Sir, as far as politics is concerned, you can't... 231 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,968 you simply can't resort to violence without being guillotined... 232 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,202 Gimme a break... - You're awful! 233 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,086 It's a quarter to one. Either you come, or I go alone. 234 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,051 Don't forget that we have to stop by the Bath House, too... 235 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,770 What do you mean "go alone"? You crazy or somethin'?! 236 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,003 I'm mad with jealously. I couldn't sleep last night. 237 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,721 You tellin' me 'bout jealousy?! You couldn't sleep one night? 238 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,002 You have no idea how many nights... 239 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,971 Last night it was not because of the jealously. 240 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:56,521 I didn't know anything yet... I gambled 'til 6 in the morning. 241 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,645 I plucked them like chickens... 242 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,208 Nothing to be happy about. I win at cards too... So what? 243 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,960 Lucky at cards, unlucky in love... 244 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,805 It ain't a matter of luck, it's pure science! 245 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,567 I have to be damned unlucky not to win. 246 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,248 I play trumps all the time. I got a trick... 247 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,809 Keep the cards in my left hand, and play them with my right... 248 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:30,887 I cut with the Jack and then I put it back into my left hand. 249 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,887 Last night I swept the board. - Why doesn't Nae come? 250 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,809 Have any idea how much you owe?! - We'll pay... 251 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:44,810 Yeah, right! With what money? Tell me... Go on, tell me... 252 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,360 Or maybe you got something put aside? You'll pay shit. 253 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,369 I was just about to undress when I saw two bits of paper. 254 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,890 A ticket for Mr. Girimea's barbershop. 255 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,486 And a love letter from a lady to her Bibi. 256 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,603 Her Bibi?! - The druggist, yeah... 257 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,370 Let me tell you how I found he's a druggist... 258 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,846 Bibi... Could it be?! 259 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,768 Don't forget we meet tonight... Mr. Mitica! See you tonight! 260 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,849 lordache, see you tonight, or I'll kill you. 261 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,607 Let's go to the bath house! 262 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,891 Who heard such nonsense? I'm not allowed to borrow money 263 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:41,404 unless you allow me too... I'm not free in my own country! 264 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,845 See you tonight! 265 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,282 So the letter was addressed to "Bibi"? 266 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,369 Right. - Signed by whom? 267 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,124 "Lovingly yours, Mitsa". 268 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,370 God! I have a feeling... - What kind? 269 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,367 How's your mistress? - What do ya' mean?! 270 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,001 Is she of hearts, of clubs? - Of spades... 271 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,442 There, in the back, is the Nae Girimea's barbershop. 272 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,845 I'll show you the way... Pass the Bath House, and... 273 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,286 . Are you crazy? - Huh? 274 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,363 Don't listen to him... 275 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,441 Sir, listen to me! Go right over there! 276 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,325 Sir, do not play with a miserable woman's heart! 277 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,521 Tell me the truth. Did you find the letter in your mistress's room? 278 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,809 You swear? - On my honour. 279 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,004 Look at it... Have you read it? - Yeah... 280 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,650 Read it again. 281 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,163 "My adored Bibi, the douche bag will be leaving tomorrow", 282 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,648 "Wednesday, for Ploiesti. I'll be alone and uncomforted." 283 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:23,851 "I'm seriously ill, but come and we'll have a party." 284 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,522 "Lovingly yours, Mitsa." 285 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,650 Did you read it? 286 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,247 Now look at me... 287 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:42,127 I am the unfortunate woman who wrote this letter! 288 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,801 Can it be?! - Yes, it can! 289 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,006 And the man who visited your Didina is my lover. 290 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:53,689 Your lover?! The druggist?! - What druggist?! 291 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,082 He's no druggist! I'm gonna pull his eyes out! 292 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,644 Your lover?! - I'm gonna avenge myself! 293 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,485 Your revenge ain't enough! I wanna settle the score too! 294 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,848 I swear we'll have our revenge together! 295 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,090 I swear too! - You still here? He's coming! 296 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,000 Nae... Let him come! - Is Nae coming? 297 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,567 Not Nae, your man... Bowlegs went into the pub. 298 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,851 Let him come! - He's asking questions... 299 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,608 Hide quick... Here, look! - But this is Bowlegs! 300 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,121 Well... - What the hell is he doing here?! 301 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,403 Hide next door... - Are you leaving? 302 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,565 Yeah... - What about our deal? 303 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,967 We'll talk about it. - Go to hell, then. 304 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:50,251 Could she be pulling my leg?! Listen... who is she? 305 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,328 She's a lady. - I got that... But who is she? 306 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:00,048 I'll tell you later. - Here leaves Mr. Nae, the barber? 307 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,847 Yes, but he isn't here. - But he's coming back, I hope... 308 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:11,244 Not soon, I think... If it's him you want to see, then... 309 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,051 Hi... - Go to hell! 310 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,086 You'd better come back tonight, you'll find him then. 311 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,086 No use in waiting sir, he won't be in 'til very late. 312 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,810 Who knows? He might be back sooner. 313 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,606 Throw him out. - I can't! He wants to wait... 314 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,686 What are you going to do with him? - Nothing. 315 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,925 Throw him out! 316 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,921 Beautiful... Really beautiful... 317 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,604 What the hell is he doing here? - He's looking for Mr. Nae. 318 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,484 Did the other guy leave? - Nope... 319 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,011 Tell him to wait for me... 320 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,726 Knock when you get rid of him. 321 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,168 The lady said you should wait. - Very well. 322 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:45,483 Sir, Mr. Nae ain't coming back... I got to close the shop... 323 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,207 I got things to do in town... - Oh, you're about to close... 324 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,049 Then I'll be on my way, too... 325 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,966 of course you will, he can't lock you in, can he?! 326 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:05,525 Of course... Good bye, then. I'll come by later... 327 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,165 Please do... 328 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,844 The damned fool... 329 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,446 Who was that fellow? - That nasty bit of work? 330 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,682 The lover of the lady next door. - Oh, I see. 331 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,683 The lover of the lady next door?! The one I talked to right now?! 332 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,564 Mitsa? - Of course! 333 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,171 Is that her Bibi? - Why, yes, if I say so! 334 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,124 Is that Bibi? - Yes! 335 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,764 I've got my hand on Bibi! I'll get him dead or alive! 336 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,888 He's kinda crazy... 337 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,244 The customers I had today... Jeez! 338 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,050 Fine Carnival! 339 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,764 Mr. Nae, finally! I'd given up waiting for you. 340 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,883 Why? - Two fellows asked for you. 341 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,643 Who? - One I didn't know, but he's crazy. 342 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,847 The other is Bowlegs. - Bowlegs? 343 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,686 And Madam Mitsa's here too. - Mitsa's here?! 344 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,004 Here, my Bibi. Are you disappointed? 345 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,445 Why should I be? Don't be absurd. Really... 346 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,927 lordache, if you finished, be nice and leave us alone. 347 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,365 We got something personal to talk about... 348 00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:01,084 I'm off then... I'll go finish my cabbage... 349 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,206 Bibi... 350 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,726 Bibi... 351 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,605 Bibi... 352 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:24,410 Why are you locking the door? - Somebody might come trouble us. 353 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,570 I've got something to tell you, in private. 354 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,727 Really?! 355 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:36,362 It's terrifying crime, get it? - People tend to exaggerate... 356 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:42,331 Exaggerate?! It can't get any sadder than that... 357 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:49,002 There comes a time when you go bankrupt and patriotism is dead. 358 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,489 Don't be so pessimistic. Things will get better. 359 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,281 The crop is wonderful! - What crop?! 360 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,563 Haven't you seen the rape?! - I haven't... 361 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,928 See? And that's not the worst of it... 362 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,284 Wait to see the wheat, the maize, and all the rest. 363 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,367 Why didn't you come the day before yesterday when I wrote to you? 364 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,404 I was ill. - Really?! 365 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,610 Yeah! - Did you get my letter? 366 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,328 I did! - Where is it? Show it to me. 367 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,404 Come on... 368 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,330 You wanna see the letter?! - Go on, show it to me. 369 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,443 All right, I'll show it to you... - Go ahead. 370 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,725 Just wait... 371 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,291 You'll see it in a sec... - Where is it? 372 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,406 I must have lost it. - Lost it? Where? 373 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,571 How should I know? If I'd known, I wouldn't have lost it! 374 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,401 You don't know where you left it? - No! 375 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,567 Bibi... Bibi! - What? 376 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,641 Bibi... - Let him be, it's his opinion. 377 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,403 He can tell it to his mother! He comes into my house with an axe, 378 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:24,568 with conspiracies and murders and I'm supposed to do nothing?! 379 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:30,526 Instead of boxing his ears, and telling him: "Enough!" 380 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,089 "I won't take it any longer in my own country!" 381 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:39,161 I can't say "Bravo!, "Well done, come back again!" 382 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,891 Forgive me, but let Protopopescu tell that to others... 383 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,965 See this phial? - Yeah... So? 384 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,122 Know what's inside? - Ink... 385 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,484 It ain't ink. dear... - It ain't? 386 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,447 Nope... It's vitriol! - Vitriol? You crazy?! 387 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,887 Don't you see what happens with the savings? 388 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,771 That exhibition is the last thing we need. 389 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,249 That's what we needed? Exhibitions? Asphalt? 390 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,166 So you, the State, come to me and say: 391 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,604 "All right, you got asphalt." What if I don't need it? 392 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,290 You come to me and have me swallow the telegraph, 393 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,643 Edison, Mackinson, Mackinson's mother, 394 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,926 and all kind of anonymous capitals that shatter the economy so badly 395 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,249 that you can't find your way out. 396 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,370 Are you scared? - of course I am. 397 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,010 Why, if you're innocent? - You don't know what vitriol is. 398 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,767 Yes I do... A sort of chemical. - But you don't know what it can do... 399 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:57,846 But I do... It burns, Bibi. Everything, in a flash, especially the eyes! 400 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,729 Whatever Mr. Protopopescu might say, allow me to tell you 401 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,810 that our Penal Law misses something... 402 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,489 Namely? - No death penalty, my dear. 403 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,123 How can you say that?! 404 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,404 Suppose Vlad the Impaler would come back 405 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:24,010 and fuck all these bandits... You stole from the State? Impaled! 406 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,046 Then what did we make the French Revolution for? 407 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,602 Gimme a break with the French Revolution. 408 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,766 That might be good for them. Here, you stole, I catch you... 409 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,447 I impale you! I catch you, I impale you! 410 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,002 Bibi! - All impaled, in a row! 411 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,483 Give me the phial! - No way! 412 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,725 Why would you keep such a thing? - Why...? 413 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,446 Why? - I need it! 414 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,689 What for? - What for...? 415 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,887 What for? - For you, sir, and for your Didina! 416 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,050 What Didina? - What Didina?! 417 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,488 The Didina you love and spent the night with, you knave! 418 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,364 It ain't true. Last night I was home, sick! 419 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,528 Liar, liar! - Go to hell! 420 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,606 You said you don't know where the letter is. 421 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,245 Let me tell you where it is... - No shit! 422 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,650 Her gentleman friend found it! - Pampon?! 423 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,245 I'm not Bibi, sir. I'm Telemac, Mache. 424 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,008 You're a liar, Bibi! A despicable liar! 425 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,720 You abused and deceived a woman 426 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,122 but now you're dealing with a man! 427 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,130 I've been looking for you for hours! We have a score to settle! 428 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,567 Now there's not enough time, but here's an advance! 429 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,121 Pampon's looking for you to kill you... 430 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:11,646 But before he does it, I'll kill you both, I will. I swear... 431 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:19,171 First Didina, then you, then myself. 432 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,809 Nonsense, how can you say that? 433 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,647 Now it's not the time to dissolve the army. 434 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,844 Why not? - Can't you see the confusion? 435 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,846 Don't you know about the Boxer Rebellion in China 436 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,560 while the rest of Europe can't understand anything of it?! 437 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,366 That's really important! How can you talk like that? 438 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,644 No matter how clean one is, he still has to wash from time to time. 439 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:46,368 You know what we need? Tyranny, like in Russia, 440 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:51,681 the Constitution's no good... Aren't you ashamed? Swine! 441 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,926 One can't be safe not even in the street. 442 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,965 Leave me alone! - I can't, 'cause I love you. 443 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,163 Do you love me? - You and only you. 444 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,761 You're the only one I love. 445 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,362 It's all a misunderstanding. You want scandal? 446 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,807 At all costs?! - Why? 447 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,811 You forgot that I'm a daughter of the people and I'm violent?! 448 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,890 Why scandal? - You forgot I'm a Republican?! 449 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,809 You forgot that the blood of the martyrs of February 11th 450 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,684 runs through my veins?! 451 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,925 February? - You forgot I'm from Ploiesti?! 452 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,847 I'm from Ploiesti and I'm gonna make a revolution 453 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,251 that you'll never forget! 454 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,161 What are going to do to me? - What am I going to do to you?! 455 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,801 What? - What?! 456 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,602 Police, police! 457 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,087 Haven't you seen a mustached idiot with his head shaven? 458 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,408 What way did he go? - That way! 459 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,043 Police, police! 460 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,241 You've stolen it, you fraud! 461 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,362 Brothers! 462 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,691 This will not stand! He slapped him four times... 463 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:41,687 An idiot came to me and told me I abused some woman... 464 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,687 Is this the one? - It's not him. 465 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,931 Go... - He was a man... 466 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,326 And... slap... slap... Four slaps... 467 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,524 This cannot stand, sir! 468 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,691 I'm a martyr of the Independence. 469 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,920 He slapped a martyr! - And a volunteer! 470 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,768 They're killing our volunteers and our martyrs! 471 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,927 We got a few martyrs and they are killing them! 472 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,966 Give me back the phial, you cad! - Take it... 473 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:32,285 Give it back, you scoundrel! Give it back to me, you fraud! 474 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,609 Someone's knocking. Gimme the key! 475 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,689 I won't! I want the phial! 476 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,165 You scoundrels! 477 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,284 Stop it, madwoman! 478 00:42:54,840 --> 00:43:00,449 Bowlegs is coming! - I don't care, let him come. 479 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,729 I want to die! - Come, I'll give you the phial. 480 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,401 I don't need no phial! I wanna die! 481 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:14,527 I wanna kill you all! You, myself, and Didina... 482 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:22,283 I could kill my mother, too! - I used to be a volunteer! 483 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:28,206 Who's that idiot that was here? I'm calling the police! 484 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:38,888 I'll kill you all! - Who's that idiot? 485 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,686 Tell me his name. - I don't know it. 486 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,604 I'm not leaving here 'til I know it. I'm calling the police! 487 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,207 What is it? - It hurts, really bad! 488 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,843 Want to try the Matthew stunt all over again? 489 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,081 Mitsa, dearest, calm down... 490 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,286 What's the matter? - A lunatic, a cad who... 491 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,565 Easy, easy... - Sir, an idiot... 492 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,047 Right... - a scoundrel... 493 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:22,567 slapped me because he thought I was Bibi. 494 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,406 Pampon? Go to the other room 'cause that madwoman is sick. 495 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,001 And you? What do you want? - Get me rid of the tooth! 496 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,929 Sit down - I don't have time to sit. 497 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,930 Tell me his name. - How can I know all their names? 498 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,409 Take it off. - I'm calling the police then! 499 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,287 Take off your scarf or I'll beat the shit out of you! 500 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,043 Is it the one at the back? It's off. 501 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,163 I go to the bath... I take out my clothes, 502 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,488 I start to soap myself as usual... When suddenly, behind me, 503 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:56,846 like a coward, a cad who's been here just now! 504 00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,609 Comes to me, insults me, slaps me... 505 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,764 Sir, do you know me, sir? Me? 506 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,562 I won't pull it out. I'll only look at it. Relax! 507 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,806 She's raving mad, she's killing the roosters with the axe! 508 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,606 The murderer! The murderer! 509 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,410 Relax and don't move! 510 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,005 The police! 511 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,523 Don't hit the roosters! 512 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,531 He's pulled out the wrong tooth, an innocent one! 513 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,246 Don't hit the roosters! 514 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:50,168 To hell with this water, it never ends! 515 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,762 "My dearest angel..." 516 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,410 "Something terrible happened concerning our problem..." 517 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,646 "Your gentleman friend and a certain lady..." 518 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,248 "Come to the ball as agreed upon." 519 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,763 "Send your Pampon to play cards..." 520 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:28,330 "You must come!" "Your forever adoring, Nae." 521 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,405 Welcome everybody... Make room please... 522 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,287 Welcome. Long live Mr. Mitica. 523 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,569 Look at it 'cause you won't see it anymore. 524 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,929 How are you, Mr. Goldenberg? - It's gone... 525 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,840 She's Mitica's girl-friend... 526 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,970 She's Cleopatra from the sewing-machines. 527 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,565 It's her! - Now I see. of course. 528 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:07,045 And he's Mishou the Coward, who hided in the toilet... 529 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,888 Look out, the buggers! 530 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:20,048 Who brought you here? You stink like garlic and onions. 531 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,606 All our respect to the midwife... 532 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,847 Here's the stork. Little flowers in the fields, let us bear many kids. 533 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,250 The stork is here. And the he-stork. 534 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,444 The gas meter's broken. - To hell with you all. 535 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:09,284 Who said "gas meter"? - Who said "gas meter"? 536 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,764 Aren't you ashamed? We're old decent people. 537 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,528 "Gas meter", I heard it. 538 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,840 A chap told me: "You want to get well?" 539 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,567 "Drink, eat, party and energize yourself." 540 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,846 So I'm taking energizing myself. With Jamaica rum. 541 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,607 Where's lancou to see me? - Which lancou? 542 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:52,090 My brother. If he knew how I was energizing myself... 543 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:58,203 Look, it's simple! The pain comes from the tooth 544 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,210 the tooth is due to getting cold, which is due to the cold. 545 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,683 If it's hot, it's not cold... if it's not cold, 546 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,087 then drink some rum and call the waiter... 547 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,760 Five rums, one franc, fifth. - Six. 548 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,006 Six with the one you're bringing me. 549 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:24,890 Marvelous, this energizing... I'll tease them all. 550 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,409 Want me to tease her? May I tease you? 551 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:36,406 Want me to tease her? I'm not allowed?! I'm not?! 552 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:49,329 Good evening, mask! How are you? - Fine, thanks, I'm having a beer. 553 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,161 You? - I'm energizing myself with rum. 554 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,725 Delighted. - Same here! 555 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,483 A beer - here you are! 556 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,561 Mask! - Poor country... 557 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,447 It's going to end up badly 'cause there's no more patriotism. 558 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,527 Hi, the Pole has lost the thing of her cap... 559 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,286 Stop this Israeli nonsense! Play one of our tunes! 560 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:44,770 It ain't good to be silent like a bunch of cowards 561 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:50,126 who have nothing sacred. That's why they laugh at the nation. 562 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,608 Excuse me, please continue. 563 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,849 He has to be here... 564 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,849 I'll whisper to every man I see: "I'm Bibi, Mr. lancou sir, 565 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:06,250 aren't you gonna hit me?" Just let him dare touch me! 566 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,445 That's him... He's grown a beard. 567 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,364 We waste our time like a bunch of ninnies in pubs 568 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:21,122 and we allow all those scoundrels to take their flings... 569 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,325 Who's the swine that took my boots? 570 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,411 It's not him... - Country of thieves and scoundrels... 571 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,606 May you choke with those boots. - The knave! I must find him... 572 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,007 I won't let you go unless we dance together. 573 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,171 Let me go, I'm a married woman... I'm waiting for someone. 574 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,490 Aren't I someone? - Someone to take me home. 575 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,327 Can't I take you home? 576 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,244 Wait a sec, I'll be right back. - No kidding? 577 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,923 You have to come back... You've lost something. 578 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,451 Me?! Bullshit! 579 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,086 Didn't you come here wearing a pompom? 580 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,044 Are you gonna leave without the pompom?! 581 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,846 Pampon?! - Wait, mask! 582 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:26,486 I am Bibi, Mr. lancou! Here, hit me! Hit me! 583 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:35,800 You can be all the Bibi you want, but I ain't this lancou... 584 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:40,529 lancou's my brother in Ploiesti. - Nonsense! He's at Bucharest. 585 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:44,167 My brother lancou?! - Yeah, here! I'm waiting for him. 586 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,241 He isn't here yet. I'd recognize him... 587 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,408 He's got only two costumes, a Cossack and a Turk. 588 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,491 He isn't here yet... 589 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,009 He's not at the shop... 590 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,924 He's not at the ball... 591 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,721 He must have gone to fetch that woman. 592 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:21,289 They'll come together... Let them come, then! 593 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:30,006 My God! I swear on what I hold dearest, 594 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,607 on the Statue of Liberty in Ploiesti, 595 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:37,846 that it'll be a real rumpus. I'm gonna them! 596 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,526 I'll get going. - No... 597 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,129 I can't stay... I got work to do in the morning at the office... 598 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:17,086 Where are you going? My guess is to a woman... 599 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,842 Don't forget to write... 600 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,480 Let them come now! - I was at home, sick! 601 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,801 Nae... - Mrs. Mitsa... It's me, lordache. 602 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:50,489 Mr. Mitica, the lady... - Wait! Where's Nae? 603 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,523 He's not here... - You're lying! He's here with her! 604 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,446 Okay, he's here! So is Bowlegs... - The douche bag's in Ploiesti. 605 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,768 Nope, he's here... 606 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,007 Bowlegs knows my costume... I gotta change, and quick! 607 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,966 I am Bibi, Mr. lancou... Here, have a go! 608 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,003 I'm not Mr. lancou. I'm Mr. lordache. 609 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,086 Look for Mr. lancou in the ballroom. 610 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:23,408 He'll surely find some Mr. lancou... - Do you know where the coward is? 611 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,449 In the park! - No way... Mr. Nae! 612 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,483 Guess who's here... - Who? 613 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,487 Mitsa! And Bowlegs, too... Mitsa's looking for you. 614 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,489 How can I get rid of this Republican? 615 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,762 If only I could find Didina so I could leave... 616 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,203 Damn rats! 617 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:53,050 I am Bibi, Mr. lancou, won't have you a go? Hit me! 618 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,923 Fancy that! I wanted to change my costume, too. 619 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,806 If he catches me here, he'll kill me! 620 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:14,242 I seem to know you! Have we met at some reunion? 621 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:18,003 Could be, it's a small world. 622 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,324 The moron goes fishing round 3 o'clock in the morning... 623 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:30,241 Mishou's going to wait for his wife whistling... 624 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,244 So that she can recognize him... It's her request. 625 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,602 I see, the wife's... - Which wife? 626 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,607 The one with the letter. - What's she got to do with the letter?! 627 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:50,122 Then, Cleopatra...? - Cleopatra wrote the letter! 628 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,521 Just to have some fun... It's carnival, isn't it? 629 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,246 You callin' this a program?! 630 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:15,162 Sorry... Did you rent the costumes, or are they your own? 631 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,603 Our own. - Mine's my own too. 632 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,203 Listen... My brother's here and I don't want him to recognize me. 633 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,121 I'm in the same situation, but as long as one knows you, 634 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,004 what can you do?! 635 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,124 We have to leave. - I have an... 636 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:36,687 I don't want to go! I want to tease... I got an idea. 637 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,681 What idea? - Both our costumes are our own. 638 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:46,480 Let's change costumes, then we'll see if Bibi can find me. 639 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,088 This imbecile's right! 640 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:21,002 Occupied, you swine. - That's the ladies'. 641 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,682 My God! - What's the matter? 642 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,880 Cleopatra'll play the moron's wife and I'll play the husband. 643 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:46,004 I pop out and rebuke Mishou for dating my "wife". 644 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:50,604 Then we tell him it's an April joke. - But it is not April yet! 645 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,286 So what?! Otherwise he'd see it coming. 646 01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:01,321 I don't like it... - Don't be silly, we'll have fun... 647 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,688 Kisses, Edison! 648 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,250 Vive la France! Vive la France! 649 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,928 I'm a Republican, too... 650 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:15,689 What do they toll the bells for? - For they have a rope... 651 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:29,450 A drink! - I am Bibi, Mr. lancou... 652 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,763 Bibi?! 653 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,731 Don't hit me! I'm calling the police... 654 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,810 Are you?! So... you were looking for me... 655 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,368 Indeed. - I was looking for you, too! 656 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:05,491 Wait! Don't! - You despicable... You ruined her! 657 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,726 It ain't true! - I got proofs. 658 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,409 You left a barber shop ticket in Didina's room... 659 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,844 I have no ticket. I pay separately each time. 660 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,441 And a love letter from your lover... 661 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,041 My lover?! This is a misunderstanding. 662 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:27,007 What misunderstanding?! Mitsa, your lover, 663 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,771 told you she's waiting for you 'cause the douche bag 664 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,689 was leaving for Ploiesti on Wednesday. 665 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,568 Wednesday? Ploiesti?! The douche bag?! 666 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,491 And you snubbed her... 667 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,369 Isn't this the toilet?! - Toilet my foot! 668 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,601 Bloody fools... 669 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,603 You abandoned her and went after my Didina... 670 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,130 Occupied! - It's no hurry, we can wait... 671 01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,881 I'll smash you to a jelly. - Show me the letter... 672 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,085 Here... 673 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:09,127 I went to Ploiesti on Wednesday. Can it be possible? 674 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:15,289 Mitsa... Show it to me... - Ugly mutts! 675 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,682 Go to hell! 676 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:27,483 Ah, you wanna trick me... Bibi... Hey! 677 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,608 May God have mercy... 678 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,481 Water, water... 679 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:02,687 The douche bag... it's me... 680 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:09,728 The douche bag? - Yeah... Deceived for the 8th time. 681 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,524 For the 8th time? - I won't tell you about the others. 682 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:19,524 Just about one, during the war. - With a Russian?! 683 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:24,401 I shouldn't have minded if it had been a Russian. 684 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,331 The Russians were fighting 685 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,286 for the sacred cause of freeing the Christian people. 686 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:35,644 Occupied! Occupied, you idiot! 687 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,604 But with a German, my friend! 688 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:43,001 What the hell is Bowlegs doing here? 689 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,969 He says he's going to Ploiesti then he turns up at the ball. 690 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,765 What the hell was she saying about Bibi? 691 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:59,168 And Nae... Where's Nae? And that goof-for-nothing Pampon? 692 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:06,767 I said to myself in despair: "As I've lost 693 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:13,004 what was dearest to you, at least I can become a martyr 694 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:19,529 of Rumanian independence." And I enrolled. 695 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,970 As a volunteer? - In the National Guards. 696 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:29,241 So you're not Bibi? - No, sir... I am the douche bag. 697 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,960 But there is a Bibi... - Of course! 698 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:36,370 Haven't you seen the ticket?! - Stop crying. You're a volunteer! 699 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:41,041 I can't help it. - We must find him. 700 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:45,002 I'm tender-hearted. - Stop crying! A volunteer... 701 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:48,961 We'll settle the score with that Bibi. Two women! 702 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,001 How can we settle the score? - Leave it on me... 703 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,928 I know all about detective work. Stop crying, you're a volunteer. 704 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,601 You scoundrel... You don't know me anymore, Nae?! 705 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,009 You don't wanna talk to me? You run away when you see me?! 706 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:18,120 Not a word, leave it to me. Wait 'til I put my hand on him! 707 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:23,726 Get up. Don't cry... Put your mask on and follow me. 708 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,767 Don't cry, I said. Stop crying! You'll see howl catch him. 709 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:34,201 I'm lordache... - lordache?! 710 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,925 So you've changed clothes in order to trick me?! 711 01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,324 Does Mr. Nae imagine he can give me the slip so easily?! 712 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,729 Where's Nae? - Don't know... 713 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:52,242 He must have left long ago and he's got the key... 714 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:55,284 I'm locked up on the outside. - Look! 715 01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,641 There's Didina and Bibi. Catch them! 716 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,128 Where d'you think you're going, Bibi? 717 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:16,882 I'm not Bibi, I'm lordache! - Wait a sec... 718 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:22,289 It ain't Bibi. Bibi's dressed as a Turk. 719 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,970 As a Turk? - Right! 720 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,246 It ain't him. - Yes, it is. 721 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,802 It's not him, I'm tellin' you! 722 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,891 Bibi is that Turk who mocked us some moments ago. 723 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,766 Who's the lady? - Just a lady... 724 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,771 Let's find the Turk, then... 725 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,446 Are you still here?! Leave as fast as you can! 726 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,211 Bowlegs, Pampon and Mitsa are rallying for a scandal. 727 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,002 There's no other way out but through the ballroom! 728 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:21,086 Brothers! The Bulgarians got in a fight with the policemen 729 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,051 and beat the shit out of them! 730 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,965 They broke my skull... but I got a strong skull. 731 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,204 They said the Bulgarians had a bomb. Here it is! 732 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:36,127 Take it away! - It's just cabbage"... 733 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,927 Nothing but cabbage. 734 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:46,241 Stuffed cabbage! Are you leaving? You can't! 735 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,401 Not with my costume on! Give it back to me. 736 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,965 Go to hell... 737 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,566 Give it back to him. - I can't, Mitsa knows it... 738 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:03,848 Then let's stay a little longer... - Let's dance quadrille. 739 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:08,121 Not in the ballroom! - Here, then... 740 01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:12,647 We'll dance a bit 'til the idiot forgets about the costume 741 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,171 and then we slip out. 742 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:20,644 They said the Bulgarians wanted to blow up the exhibition. 743 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,723 Damned buggers! 744 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,448 Where's brother lancou to see me? 745 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:47,449 Off with your mask! Your hour has come, Bibi! 746 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:53,770 Pardon me, brother lancou! 747 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:40,284 I'm a criminal... A criminal! 748 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:46,687 I am a criminal... A criminal! 749 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:24,645 The tramps! We caught them! - Where do you think you're going? 750 01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:30,930 Let's go after them! 751 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,885 Where are you going, you idiots? 752 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,846 Where are you going, you idiots? 753 01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:10,486 It's Nae! Is it or isn't him? Did I hit him or not? 754 01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:19,765 Look! They're in the house. - Stop! 755 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:27,011 They're here, come! - Why are you running away? 756 01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:38,407 There's a light! They're here! 757 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:46,607 They put the lamp out... That's it, we got them. 758 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:54,331 Open up or we'll smash the door in! Everybody! 1... 2... 3... 759 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,769 Are you sure it's here? - Of course! 760 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:07,204 Kill him! That's it! Smash him! 761 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:18,331 He's running away... 762 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,249 Once an idiot, always an idiot! 763 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,084 Let the chickens free! 764 01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:44,804 I know his smell! 765 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:51,404 Fly, birdies, fly... Free birds of the sky... 766 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:06,369 Take them, take them! May you be buried with them... 767 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:12,488 He's allowed to mock me only because I'm miserable?! 768 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,251 Because he's a cop? 769 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,366 Take me home... Leave me alone! 770 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:27,566 If you wanna know... he was my lover. 771 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:30,684 Damn you! - My lover... 772 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:44,721 Sergeant! Come on quick to our shop. 773 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,770 A bunch of tramps broke in and tried to kill me. 774 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,486 They came in through the back door! 775 01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,686 Let's go already! 776 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,162 Go to the door! 777 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,766 On my order... Attack! 778 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,443 They killed out leeches! - What leeches?! 779 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,882 What are you doing here?! 780 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,288 We came in through the door. 781 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:11,406 They broke everything... - But we came in through the door. 782 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,645 But they broke it in! - It was locked... 783 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,567 I was in the other room and when I heard someone 784 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:21,366 breaking the door in, afraid they'd murder me, 785 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,245 I jumped out the window and ran to the police station. 786 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:28,286 It ain't so! We saw... - What did you see? 787 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:33,171 He broke my skull! - Bowlegs stole the painting! 788 01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:38,807 What did I steal?! - Stop pushing! 789 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,887 There's a Constitution! - I'll show you Constitution! 790 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:46,167 My name is Mache. - The hell with your name. 791 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,448 You're all arrested! 792 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:55,003 lordache, I have a favor to ask... - What? 793 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:56,924 I have some objects for the lottery. 794 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,441 Again? - A musical box. 795 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,368 With two tunes. - Wasn't it in the last lottery? 796 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,608 Yeah... - I had a ticket, too. 797 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:11,643 It was me who won it... I had a ticket, too! 798 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:17,486 I want to try my luck again... Don't say no... 799 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,643 Bloody tramps! 800 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,527 Thanks, old man. 801 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,167 Don't let them people go 802 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,931 before me and Nae check whether they stole anything... 803 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,566 You bloody tramps... 804 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:35,646 Are they gone?! - They are... 805 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,001 S'pose they'd taken me to the police station! 806 01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:44,771 Imagine brother lancou'd hear... - Bloody leeches... Which lancou? 807 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:48,687 My brother from Ploiesti. Imagine he'd learned 808 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:52,402 I was taken to the police... He'd have ruined me... 809 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:57,881 He'd have had me fired... - Forget about it... 810 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,322 Does is still hurt? - The tooth? No. 811 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,171 The vitriol. - The vitriol? 812 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:07,644 The vitriol she threw in your face. - Who?! 813 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,526 The lady! You got stains all over your face. 814 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:15,883 That's purple ink. I recognized the smell. 815 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,367 Got some in my mouth, I know the taste. 816 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:23,122 At the office, when a drop falls, I lick it off. 817 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:28,447 Damn rats... - Imagine brother lancou'd hear... 818 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:30,768 Which lancou? - The haberdasher... 819 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:33,930 You're crazy... You're covered with stains... 820 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:37,522 Your skull is broken... - My skull?! I got a strong skull. 821 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,769 So does brother lancou. - Which lancou? 822 01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:45,165 What were you doing with those buggers and burglars? 823 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,320 Why break into honest people's shops at night? 824 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,166 We came looking for Bibi... - Bibi who? 825 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,528 On the place of the desert field where slums kids used to play, 826 01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:02,291 a modern district was erected... truly European-looking... 827 01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:06,086 that it is sure to stir the admiration 828 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,080 of all foreign visitors. What can we see? 829 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:14,605 We can see splendid buildings like: the Palace of Arts, 830 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:20,127 the Old Royal Court, the Roman Arenas, 831 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:25,841 and other edifices that will astonish us in the future. 832 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:27,530 Trumpet! 833 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:48,289 The Roman Empire... - I'm going to kill him! 834 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:59,566 Europe has set her eyes on us and she doesn't blink. At all! 835 01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:06,726 And it will not blink unless she understands what's going on. 836 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,844 Bloody life, I'm frozen to the bones. 837 01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,127 Let me light up the lamp. 838 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,886 Did I frighten you? Sorry... 839 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,401 Let me introduce myself: Mitsa Baston. 840 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:06,965 Thank you! Didina Mazu. - So it was you, madam... 841 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:14,482 "Allons enfants de la patrie", huh? Damn you! 842 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:18,925 What are you doing here? - What are YOU doing here? 843 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,727 I am at my lover's house. - So am I. 844 01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:28,611 Your lover? He was... he is... He is my lover! 845 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:34,769 You've stolen him from me! - Have I, you old crock? 846 01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:43,086 Listen... One of us two must die! - We'll see which. 847 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:10,447 You mother f... I'm going to kill you! 848 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:19,487 Why are you hittin' me? Damn you! 849 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,365 I'll cut your ear off! 850 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:40,606 Don't break the mirrors! They're on hire! 851 01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,763 Now I'm gonna calm you down. Here! 852 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:59,448 Why, Nae? Why me? - Bloody tarts! 853 01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:07,002 Where are you going? Stay the hell here! 854 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:16,967 The mirrors are on hire! Come to your senses, women! 855 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:22,126 Pompon is coming! Bowlegs is coming! 856 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:27,528 Pampon and Bowlegs! I got them out of the police station. 857 01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:32,005 Now Pompon, Bowlegs and the police officer 858 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:37,601 are coming here to thank me. Here they are! Here they are! 859 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:44,770 They went to buy wine and sausages. So enough with this nonsense. 860 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,565 You want Pampon to leave you? - No! 861 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:50,048 You wanna leave Bowlegs? - I would, for you... 862 01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,527 But I have a career to make... - Make it then... 863 01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:54,529 At the telegraph office they wouldn't have me... 864 01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:56,927 Why? - I wasn't old enough... 865 01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:59,726 See?! Bowlegs never asks about your age... 866 01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:03,603 Behave then, or I'll be cross with both of you. 867 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:08,442 The douche bag knows everything! - He doesn't! 868 01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:12,326 Pampon told him! - No, he didn't! 869 01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:14,808 Oh, yes they know. 870 01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:18,164 If only you'd listen to me, you damned magpies... 871 01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:20,449 I'm gonna tell you how I calmed them down, 872 01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:23,803 so that you know what to say. Come! 873 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,449 They're coming! - Who? 874 01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,483 Pampon and Bowlegs... 875 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:31,843 It's high time we finished with all this comedy. 876 01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:38,648 Off with your clothes! 877 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:45,405 Sure, break everything! Make yourselves at home! 878 01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,047 Look what she's doing! - Leave her alone! 879 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:52,129 There's no time for makeup! - Stop it! 880 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,931 Mr. Nae! - Here they are... 881 01:28:56,560 --> 01:29:00,246 Mr. lordache... - See we're not burglars? 882 01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,969 It was your master himself who got us out. 883 01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:06,481 Mr. Bowlegs... - My name ain't Bowlegs! 884 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:10,002 My name is Mache Razachesco! - Mache Shitesco, right... 885 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:15,323 It was very wrong of you to do what you did. 886 01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:20,044 We'd come to find Bibi, not for what you thought. 887 01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:25,321 I'd like to see you waking up in your shop... 888 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:28,364 I got no shop. lam a property owner. 889 01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:32,646 Supposing you had one and you found three strangers... 890 01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:35,486 ...three idiots, three imbeciles... 891 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:41,450 I won't regret anything if I win that musical box. 892 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:47,204 You bought a ticket, too? - There were only two left. 893 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:50,483 I took one, he took the other... - So it's sold out? 894 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,684 Yep! - Goodbye, my money! 895 01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,884 Where's Mr. Nae? - Right here... 896 01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:58,685 Isn't he back? 897 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:01,845 He has to be around here, somewhere. 898 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:05,761 Take them out... - Hi there! 899 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:12,601 Not because you're a barber, but you're a fine chap. 900 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:18,769 If I tell you you're a fine chap, you are! But the douche bag... 901 01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:26,642 Come on, girls! 902 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:30,483 So the douche bag wasn't me? - What an idea! 903 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,690 It was the young lady's uncle, her guardian... 904 01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:37,209 Come on already! 905 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:43,366 But where's Mr. lordache? - Here! For better or worse... 906 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:50,771 So Bibi was you? - Who else?! 907 01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:52,964 What a chap! 908 01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:01,844 If we had met this morning, you'd have told me 909 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:07,127 you'd wrapped the pots you sold Didina in the tickets... 910 01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:14,851 But like a fool that I am, I never thought of asking Didina! 911 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:19,049 And me thinking it was Mitsa's ticket! 912 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:24,005 The lottery number has just been drawn! 913 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:28,441 I know who the winner is... - Me again, imagine! 914 01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:31,889 Goodbye, my money! - What a shame! 915 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,607 I'm not lucky, that's it. 916 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,245 He ain't lucky! - Damn the luck! 917 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:50,886 I think a carriage's just stopped here... 918 01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:56,767 Hey! What's going on?! 919 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:00,807 Am I talkin' crap, or somethin'? 920 01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:06,483 I'm telling you, a carriage's stopped here. 921 01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:09,690 There's two ladies! - Two ladies? 922 01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:13,724 What would two ladies want from me? 923 01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:18,926 Two ladies?! - So that's where you were! 924 01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:30,650 There's been a misunderstanding... - What misunderstanding?! 925 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,124 Prepare everything. - Pickles too? 926 01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:37,401 Everything! 927 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,690 I was at the police station. - At the police station? 928 01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:46,729 Wait, we didn't... - I went to Ploiesti... 929 01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:56,287 He says Ploiesti, but he's been to the ball... 930 01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:01,682 Looking for ladies... - Have you fallen asleep? Wake up! 931 01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,971 Damned whores, they're bloody smart! 932 01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:13,326 They pretend they came to take them home! 933 01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:17,406 But we're in cahoots! They'll put on such a show... 934 01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:22,368 And then we'll party! 935 01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:41,083 I'll tell you at home! - They killed the druggist! 936 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:43,648 Who's this?! - An idiot. 937 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:49,002 A mad woman threw vitriol in his face! 938 01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:52,250 Tomorrow night at five. 939 01:33:56,360 --> 01:34:00,160 What did you whisper to her? - Are you crazy?! 940 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,961 Tomorrow night at eight. - Okay... 941 01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:10,888 One at eight and one at five. Mind you! Don't mix 'em up. 942 01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:15,411 Not a sign of anything! - Nothing at all! 943 01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:21,964 There's one at the back! - That one doesn't count. 944 01:34:26,120 --> 01:34:30,603 I got a habit. I push my pen through my hair to wipe it. 945 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:39,042 It doesn't matter anymore! Let's go home. 946 01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:42,728 She's right. - What do you mean, "home"? 947 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,970 There's been a misunderstanding. - Yeah! 948 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:51,926 Now! - Of course it was! 949 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:56,285 As it happens during carnival. Carnival scenes... 950 01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:01,610 Allow me to tell you everything during supper. 951 01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:05,407 Supper? - Yes, supper. 952 01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:09,047 We'd planned to have something to eat here. 953 01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:16,891 It's cosy... The table is laid. I trust you won't refuse me? 954 01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:29,200 Let's go eat then! 955 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:44,045 Do you like it? - The pickles! The wine! 956 01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:51,406 May our worst moments be like this! 957 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:59,085 Ladies and gentlemen! Attention please! 958 01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:06,842 Hey! Attention! What the... 959 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:11,168 Ladies and gentlemen! 960 01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:13,840 Esteemed guests! - Esteemed guests! 961 01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:19,004 Here it goes! 962 01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:30,362 Come on, Mr. Razachescu! Come on, it's for free! 963 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:45,764 Bravo! 964 01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:04,322 Damned artists... - Bravo! 965 01:37:14,880 --> 01:37:17,121 Long live Mr. Mae's rooster! 966 01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:27,608 But they seem to be mad... - I keep their grains in rum! 967 01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:31,602 Rum! 968 01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:38,001 I regret only one thing: the birds I let loose. 969 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:41,485 They're not some aristocratic birds, 970 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:45,128 they're Romanian, they'll come back to their cages. 971 01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:50,089 You'll have to pay for that window. It's 300. 972 01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:56,164 That's nothing! I broke the window at Otetelesanu with my head. 973 01:37:57,360 --> 01:37:59,010 And did you pay for it? 974 01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:02,883 Kid, when I was a volunteer you were still playing... 975 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:08,841 Just look, everybody! 976 01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:14,322 Look who's killing the Turks! 977 01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:20,324 Watch the enemy dying! 978 01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:29,089 It plays dead. What an artist! 979 01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:18,522 Wonderful! - Sit down. 980 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:23,288 Watch it, watch the sugar! 981 01:39:43,120 --> 01:39:44,690 You go to hell. 982 01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:56,411 Today I have a country and pride. 983 01:39:56,760 --> 01:40:00,287 I got back my past rights. 984 01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:04,731 All I have, to you I owe. 985 01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:08,521 Freedom's here, why, hello! 986 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:13,730 My voice is pure and clean. 987 01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:17,249 My rights are all respected. 988 01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:21,081 My home's not desecrated. 989 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:24,927 By foreigners who are mean. 990 01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:29,764 Everybody! Light and life... 991 01:40:30,440 --> 01:40:34,001 Even the tombs are moving... 992 01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:38,041 Today's the crucial day... 993 01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:51,601 A nation was born... 994 01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:59,285 Freedom's here, why, hello! 995 01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:21,645 The kid's stuck a leech on the lady. 996 01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:23,683 ' Who'! ' Ne'.! 997 01:41:25,160 --> 01:41:27,447 You idiot! - It was a joke. 998 01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:30,644 You call that a joke? - Esteemed guests! 999 01:41:38,080 --> 01:41:42,290 I'll recite a poem. - He's stuck a leech... 1000 01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:46,008 Suppose she died! What do you want? 1001 01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:50,648 "The thread of life is short" "it all ends in Death's port." 1002 01:41:54,200 --> 01:41:59,491 "I feel in my eyes" "A warm tear that tickles?' 1003 01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:05,124 "Shall we live to eat again ram testicles?" 1004 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:09,404 "More tender than the body of young maidens." 1005 01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:14,611 "Carrots and parrots, do you like tarots?" 1006 01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:17,366 "Articles, articles, we like testicles!" 1007 01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:26,250 "Poor are all barbers I know." 1008 01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:29,011 "Shaving skulls makes starve so." 1009 01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:34,288 Dear guests... If it comes to skulls, 1010 01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:37,529 it is not my skull that's shaven... 1011 01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:40,848 I'm an honest man. 1012 01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:44,522 You mentioned the skull. - No, he did. 1013 01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:45,960 Did he? - He did! 1014 01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:50,290 I give you wine and sausage, and you... You call that a joke? 1015 01:42:50,480 --> 01:42:54,883 You call that a joke? - He stuck a leech on her! 1016 01:42:57,120 --> 01:43:00,124 Shit. - Shut up! 1017 01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:12,604 Love of my soul 1018 01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:29,683 You're shining so lively 1019 01:43:33,640 --> 01:43:38,567 Quiet... - Only you and me alone... 1020 01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:50,642 Bravo! - Oh, sweet and ever tender... 1021 01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:59,200 And secret light so pure. - Forever and ever. 1022 01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:11,120 Among all little stars My longing shall seek you. 1023 01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:26,402 Bravo, Mr. Nae! 1024 01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:16,010 It's gonna look gorgeous! There will even be water! 1025 01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:21,089 Water my foot! What do you mean "water"? 1026 01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:26,208 I mean it will row upstream and then downstream... 1027 01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:35,844 Bloody tramps... Our boys! 1028 01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:44,723 Huh? - That's Mitica's mother! 1029 01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:56,449 No. 32- The Swans' Pavilion. 1030 01:45:56,720 --> 01:46:00,202 No. 12- The Roaring Waterfalls. 1031 01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:05,088 Mitica's dead! 1032 01:46:07,120 --> 01:46:09,885 Shut up. Mitica's dead! 1033 01:46:10,440 --> 01:46:12,920 Mitica's dead! 1034 01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:29,327 I heard the tune stop... 1035 01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:34,682 Then the would-be husband came. 1036 01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:38,364 And then kisses and whispers... 1037 01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:44,842 I couldn't understand anything because of the water swish... 1038 01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:50,090 Once an idiot...! 1039 01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:56,124 It had been only a few minutes when I heard Mitica 1040 01:47:56,360 --> 01:48:01,161 with changed voice: "My wife?" 1041 01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:12,767 I heard a scream, a crack... "something falling down... 1042 01:48:14,880 --> 01:48:20,284 All in one second... And Cleopatra yelling: 1043 01:48:22,840 --> 01:48:28,167 "Help, he killed him! Mitica!" 1044 01:48:33,760 --> 01:48:36,604 I jumped over the stones, 1045 01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:42,043 I skinned my knees, I got there, Mitica was lying on his back... 1046 01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:48,008 Rattling... 1047 01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:53,527 Cleopatra was trying to raise his head. 1048 01:48:55,800 --> 01:48:58,770 Mishou wouldn't move... 1049 01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:24,681 This is what had happened... Cleopatra was hugging Mishou, 1050 01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:30,567 Mitica shouted from behind Mishou, Mishou left Cleopatra, 1051 01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:37,166 turned around, and when he saw Mitica step towards him, 1052 01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:43,562 he raised his walking stick and hit Mitica in the forehead 1053 01:49:49,320 --> 01:49:50,810 with full force. 1054 01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:59,364 I ran around, no sergeant in sight. 1055 01:50:00,320 --> 01:50:05,645 I ran to the avenue, I got a cab, I found a sergeant. 1056 01:50:07,120 --> 01:50:12,286 He didn't want to come at first, he thought it was a Fools' Day joke. 1057 01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:17,607 As if we were in the mood for jokes. 1058 01:50:22,120 --> 01:50:25,169 We raised Mitica gently. 1059 01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:30,481 He rattled once more... 1060 01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:38,767 the day was breaking, and it kept raining and raining... 1061 01:50:42,360 --> 01:50:45,045 Cleopatra's cloak was soaked with blood... 1062 01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:55,323 And then, suddenly, he let his chin in his chest... 1063 01:50:57,880 --> 01:51:00,850 His neck cracked... 1064 01:51:06,360 --> 01:51:12,208 When he bent his head, I could see his brains mixed with hair... 1065 01:51:16,840 --> 01:51:20,128 and foaming blood... 1066 01:51:23,880 --> 01:51:26,963 Mishou killed him... 1067 01:51:37,480 --> 01:51:39,721 Fear made him do it... 1068 01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:52,247 Poor devil, look at him... They stole his shoes... 1069 01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:12,244 God rest Mitica's soul! 1070 01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:49,565 Let us go to "The Pot-Belly's". 1071 01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:54,647 Mitica loved that place the best. 1072 01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:29,442 What have you done? 1073 01:53:33,360 --> 01:53:35,840 Are you're going to "the Pot-Belly's"? 1074 01:53:40,760 --> 01:53:44,446 I told Mitica I don't like these jokes. 1075 01:53:45,200 --> 01:53:50,561 Not that I could have foreseen... I simply don't like them... 1076 01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:58,167 I knew Mishou was a coward... 1077 01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:13,725 I was afraid he'd do as he did before, 1078 01:54:14,320 --> 01:54:19,121 when we fought those bastards in the park. 1079 01:54:19,840 --> 01:54:25,803 They attacked us and Mishou ran away and hid somewhere. 1080 01:54:50,880 --> 01:54:54,327 What do they toll the bells for? - For they got a rope. 1081 01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:14,730 Mr. lancou... Did you say "rope"? 1082 01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:18,411 No... 1083 01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:44,641 Did you, lordache old chap? - No, sir, I thought you did. 1084 01:55:49,000 --> 01:55:51,651 I'm the one who asked. How could I... 1085 01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:03,927 Not me! - Me neither! 1086 01:56:08,040 --> 01:56:10,088 Maybe the kid did. 1087 01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:27,729 Smile, Puff! Open your eyes. Don't answer to them. 1088 01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:36,002 Close your eyes now. Let them die stupid. 1089 01:56:43,280 --> 01:56:45,408 Don't look at the camera! 1090 01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:07,489 Run with the smoke 1091 01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:22,810 Like that... 1092 01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:30,971 Faster with that carriage! 1093 01:58:11,680 --> 01:58:15,526 Get off one by one and go into the bus... 1094 01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:21,682 Pintilie is in the left... Stop! Slowly... 1095 01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:38,127 This film is dedicated to the memory of Emil Botta and Toma Caragiu 87999

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