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13 Bannerman Road is where
Sarah Jane Smith lives
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It's home to things beyond
your imagination.
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There's an extra-terrestrial
super computer in the wall,
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a genetically engineered
boy genius in the attic,
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a schoolgirl investigator
across the road,
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and a whole universe of adventure
right here on the doorstep.
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Ready?
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Always.
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There he is!
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Don't let him get away!
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That's impossible!
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No, it isn't!
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He's got to be in here somewhere.
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He's just a kid! What does he
want with a... what's it called?
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A matter compressor.
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Maybe he wants
some matter compressed?
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Whatever his reason,
the Pharos Institute need it back!
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Split up.
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SQUELCH!
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Did you hear that?
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It can't be...
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It is!
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The Slitheen! They're back!
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Oi!
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Get off me. Are you OK?
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Don't worry about us,
where did it go?
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If Slitheen are back on Earth
it means mayhem on a global scale.
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What do they want this time?
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Same as usual
convert our planet into cash.
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Then how do we find it?
We'd need a bloodhound.
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Oh, why didn't I think of that?
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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Mistress.
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Activating hover mode.
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What are you doing
out of your disguise?
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Can't run in human skin.
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It's too tight. Needed to lose them.
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Lose who? Give you one guess.
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Sarah Jane Smith.
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I wondered how long it'd be
till she shoved her oar in.
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Yeah, but I got away.
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And I nabbed the matter compressor.
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We wouldn't have had to steal one
if you hadn't sat on ours!
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Now nothing can stop us from
turning this scuzzy little planet
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into a massive money-spinner.
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WHIRRING
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And so it begins!
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Greetings Mistress!
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We need you to follow a trail, K9.
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He can smell? How?
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Psychospore and olfactory sensors.
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Yeah, yeah, that clears that up.
We're looking for a Slitheen.
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Alien pheromone detected, Mistress.
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Trail leads in this direction.
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Give me a visual!
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Initialise compression web!
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Not that one, idiot!
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Compression web initialised!
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Very soon the Slitheen will be
the richest family in the galaxy!
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Insufficient data. Insufficient data.
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You've lost him, K9? No!
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Affirmative, Mistress.
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We'll never find him now.
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Well, that might help.
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Right. Follow me!
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The web's nearly complete!
When it is, Earth'll be squished!
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Just our base left. You have set
the safety shield haven't you?
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Of course. Soon we'll be relaxing
on the Pleasure Moons of Pagros.
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This time tomorrow we'll own
the Pleasure Moons of Pagros.
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Switch it off, boys!
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Sarah Jane Smith. How predictable.
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I prefer...reliable.
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Now, I won't ask you again,
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switch it off!
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No chance!
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Good try, Miss Smith, but not good
enough. It's sonic wave resistant.
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What does that thing actually do?
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Why steal the matter compressor?
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This planet's
stuffed full of carbon.
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And thanks to your compressor,
we can crush it.
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And if carbon's crushed enough
it turns into a diamond.
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A gigantic diamond, worth a fortune.
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K9! Now!
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Maximum destruction mode.
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It's still going! Grab the girl!
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Get your claws off me! Let her go!
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Try that again and you'll be sorry!
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Rani, don't move! K9, hold fire!
Disable the dog, or she gets it!
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I'm sorry, K9. Power down.
Unit deactivating.
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Isn't there something we can do.
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WHOOSH!
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Who are they?
Stand back, Miss Smith!
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COMPUTER: Compression halted.
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Now release the child! By order of
the High Council of Raxas Prime,
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you are charged with
crimes against the state.
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Fraud, theft, high treason.
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The penalty for each is death.
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It's him you want! He made me do it!
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Please! No! I'm innocent!
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WHOOSH!
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What have you done with them?
We've teleported them to our ship.
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They will stand trial
on our home planet.
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I guess, we owe you our lives.
Thank you. Yeah, thanks.
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I was nearly Slitheen lunch.
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But who are you?
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We are Blathereen.
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Blathereen? Never heard of you.
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The Slitheen aren't the only family
on Raxacoricofallapatorius.
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But they are the only criminal one.
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We Blathereen respect the law.
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Why should we believe you?
As you can see,
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we do not disguise ourselves
in human skin, like Slitheen.
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We could never kill a human.
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Not all visitors to your planet
intend harm, Miss Smith.
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Some come out of anthropological
interest, some are asylum-seekers.
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And some actually want to help.
Why are YOU here?
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We've dedicated our lives
to tracking down Slitheen,
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bringing them to justice.
You mean you're bounty hunters.
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It isn't something we do
for profit, it is our duty.
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To be honest, we're pretty good
at handling Slitheen by ourselves.
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We do not doubt it. Your work
has great regard back home.
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Interstellar fame, eh, Sarah Jane?
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And it is the Blathereen custom to
offer thanks for such brave deeds
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by sitting down to dinner.
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And what's on the menu?
Clyde burgers with a side of Rani?
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It's wrong to have come this far
without showing our appreciation.
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No, that might be a bit tricky..
Why? I think it's a brilliant idea.
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A dinner party.
They can't exactly come to my place.
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Mr Smith's there, and
loads of alien stuff.
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Then they can come to mine.
Your mum and dad'll love that.
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They're at a conference, remember?
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That's why I'm staying
with Sarah Jane.
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Does nothing sink in with you?
Come on it's an amazing opportunity.
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Clyde'll cook.
He's a secret Jamie Oliver.
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I can't deny it. I suppose so,
after all, they did save our lives.
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Miss Smith? What do you say?
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Yes, dinner would be lovely.
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You're very welcome, Mrs...
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Please...
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my name's Leef Apple Glyn.
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Leef for short.
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This is my husband, Tree Lorn Acre.
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I call him Tree. Sarah Jane.
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And this is Clyde, Rani,
and my son, Luke.
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Pleased to meet you all.
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Let us have your teleport coordinates
and we'll join you in an hour.
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We must freshen up first.
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I'm still not sure
we can trust them.
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Yeah, when have the
Slitheen ever helped us?
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They're not Slitheen.
They're not the same colour.
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Colour doesn't matter,
they're from the same planet.
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We have to keep our guard up,
until we're certain.
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Look at me, head chef to the enemy.
I didn't know you could cook.
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Well, I'm a man of many talents.
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And it's only shepherd's pie.
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Mum taught me.
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I hope they don't have any
strange dietary requirements.
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Though it's hard to
go wrong with soup.
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WHOOSH!
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Good evening, Sarah Jane.
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Sorry it's such a squeeze.
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SLURPING
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And this delightful liquid is?
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It was tomato soup.
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Though you probably prefer something
more meaty. Shut up, Clyde.
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Delicious.
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We must take some home, for next
time the Rackateen come to dinner.
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They adore foreign food.
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So, tell us about your home planet.
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Raxacoricofallapatorius was
once the most admired planet
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in the Raxas Alliance. Clom,
Plix and Raxacoricovarlonpatorius
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all took their lead from us.
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And the Blathereen were one
of the most respected families.
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Until the Slitheen
bribed their way into power.
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They ruined our planet's
good name.
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Well, that must have been
terrible for you.
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What happened to the Slitheen?
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The economy crashed,
then the rest of the population
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rose up against them,
and they were deposed.
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Some faced justice,
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others fled to the farthest
corners of the galaxy.
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It was our duty to hunt them down.
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We're deeply sorry for
the trouble they've caused here.
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And as this seems
an appropriate moment...
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Tree?
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This is not just a gift
for your hospitality
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but compensation for the
Slitheen's behaviour on Earth.
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This is Rakweed.
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Careful!
It's just a present, Clyde.
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His concern is understandable.
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Though this is something
that will truly delight you.
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It's lovely, thank you.
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It's a staple food back home.
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It can grow anywhere,
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even in the harshest conditions.
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Nutritious and delicious.
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But this isn't just a gift for you.
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We want you to share it
with your entire world.
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We know you suffer
from famines on Earth.
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Rakweed could put
an end to them forever.
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Of course, if it came directly
from outsiders such as ourselves,
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your people would be distrustful.
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That is why we want you,
Sarah Jane, to be our...
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our ambassador.
Imagine the fame and the glory.
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I'm not bothered about fame.
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We do what we do to help the world.
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This little plant could save
millions of lives.
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PING!
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Oh, main course. Excuse me.
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Can you just give me a hand?
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Is this all too good to be true,
or have I become totally paranoid?
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You taught us
to keep an open mind.
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Well, I've had bad experiences,
with aliens bearing gifts.
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Mr Smith will know if it's dangerous.
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You can't pass up a chance to feed
the entire human race, can you?
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Do you really think
we can trust the Blathareen?
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I think so.
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Plus, if they wanted us dead
they'd have done it by now.
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Not necessarily.
Oh, I just don't know.
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Go with your instincts.
They're always right.
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In this case my instincts
are all over the place.
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Ta-daaa! Shepherd's pie.
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I made that.
Shepherds are a delicacy on Earth?
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Yeah, but you couldn't
eat a whole one.
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It's just the name of the dish.
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SLURP!
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BURP!
PARP!
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Mmmm. More delicious
than the land prawns of Clom.
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Might apply
for MasterChef after all.
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So, Sarah Jane,
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will you be our ambassador?
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It's our chance to finally
put things right.
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And it could mean a new friendship
between our races.
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You realise I'll have to
analyse the Rakweed,
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make sure it's safe.
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Of course. Do that straight away.
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But thank you.
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In principle, I...
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we...
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Earth accepts.
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It's been a most
wonderful evening.
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But it's a long journey back
to Raxacoricofallapatorius.
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Amazing to meet you both.
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I'll never forget you,
or what you've given us.
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Will you accept the claw
of friendship, Sarah Jane?
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We're sure our Rakweed
will change your planet forever.
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And how perfect that Sarah Jane Smith
will be the one to lead Earth
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into a rich and fertile future.
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Thank you, have a safe journey.
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Bye.
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Dinner with aliens, oh,
and a plant that can save the world.
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The most exciting day ever.
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Mr Smith, I need you.
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'How may I assist you, Sarah Jane?'
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I need you to analyse something.
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Such an amazing opportunity.
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Yeah, or it could all be a trap.
258
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They're Blathereen not Slitheen.
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Ah, Slitheen, Blathereen,
Whatevereen.
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They're from Raxacorico-doo-dar.
It has a seriously dodgy reputation.
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You can't condemn an entire race
just cos a few of them are bad.
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There are bad people on Earth, too.
Rani's right.
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We're here to help aliens, not just
fight them. Exactly. Sarah Jane?
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This is huge. If I make this public,
it'll change everything.
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No more hiding in the shadows,
saving the world in secret.
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I'll be front page news.
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Sarah Jane Smith,
Ambassador for Earth, eh?
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MR SMITH: 'Analysis complete.
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'Although the Rakweed has
a more complex cell structure
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'than Earth flora, there is,
as far as I can tell, no threat.'
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It's harmless then?
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See, nothing to worry about.
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Yeah, but I still don't like it.
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Anyway, time you lot were in bed.
School tomorrow.
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And you've all got a test.
Am I right?
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A test? I'm sorry,
did someone say 'test'?
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Don't really understand that word.
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K9: Test. Assessment of knowledge.
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Method through which
one human demonstrates
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intellectual superiority
over others.
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He knows what it means, K9.
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Just not how to pass it.
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Luke, Rani, bed.
I've put a towel in your room.
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Clyde, home.
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Ah, I won't be a sec.
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I just need to borrow a book
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for revision.
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How much do you know
about GCSE biology?
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General Certificate for
Secondary Education syllabus
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in biological science
includes seven key areas...
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Yeah, I know all that.
But I need your help.
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Can you come to school
with me tomorrow?
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Negative. Directional commands
may only be issued by the Mistress.
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Well, you leave me with no choice.
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Sorry, boy.
This unit may not be removed.
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MR SMITH: 'Excuse me, Clyde...'
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Please don't tell Sarah Jane.
I'll bring him back.
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'I was going to thank you. A break
from the dog is most appreciated.'
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Bit annoying, is he?
'I couldn't possibly comment.'
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I'll see myself out!
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Tie.
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Tie...
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00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,680
Tie...tie?
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Luke! Rani! Toast's getting cold.
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Hurry up or you'll be late.
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What's the matter?
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I feel strange.
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00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,720
In what way?
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I dunno. It's probably nothing.
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It's not nothing if
you're feeling ill.
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The Bane gave you perfect health.
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Is this what being ill is like?
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How do you feel exactly?
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00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,840
Everything's gone blurry.
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My chest is aching, my head hurts.
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Come on, slowcoach.
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What's up?
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00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,280
Well, Luke's not feeling very well.
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But you get off to school.
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00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:24,240
Shouldn't we call a doctor?
Rani, school, please.
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00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,080
You should stay home this morning.
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00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,200
I don't want
to miss the biology test.
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00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,120
The test can wait.
I'll call the school, let them know.
324
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,520
Rani? Sorry I snapped.
325
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,320
But if Luke's ill, what do I do?
326
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,200
How do I explain him
and what he is, to a doctor?
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00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:54,160
No, he'll probably be fine,
it's just never happened before.
328
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,760
I can stay home if you like. Your dad
wouldn't want you skipping school,
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00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,880
especially when there's a test.
It was worth a try. See you later.
330
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,760
Yeah. Oh, hello,
this is Luke Smith's mother.
331
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,440
I'm afraid Luke won't be at school
today, he's not feeling very well.
332
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,960
What you been doing in there?
333
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,240
I got in early to do some revision.
You are such a bad liar, Clyde.
334
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,800
It's the truth, honest.
335
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,320
I know when you're up to something,
and you are so up to something.
336
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,480
How are you feeling?
337
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,080
Not great. Worse?
338
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,080
Right. Let's be methodical about
this, go back to the beginning.
339
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,880
What were you doing when it started?
340
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,520
I was in the attic.
341
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,040
The attic.
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00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,880
MR SMITH: 'Analysis complete.
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00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,000
'The Rakweed is NOT harmless.'
344
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I knew it! Blathereen!
345
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,720
'Adaptation to its cell structure
suggests a more deadly life-form.'
346
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,800
Couldn't you have seen this coming?
347
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:17,760
'I'm sorry, but the plant appears to
have mutated since my last report.'
348
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,800
I can see that. There's a great
big flower sticking out of it now!
349
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,320
'It was probably in a state
of deep hibernation.
350
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,320
'Something must have
triggered its development cycle.'
351
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,200
What's going on?
You should be in bed.
352
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,640
'According to my analysis, Rakweed
seeks out life forms that it deems
353
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,880
'a threat to its propagation
and drains them of energy.
354
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,360
'It will send its victims
into a deep, deep coma
355
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,520
'from which they will never return.'
356
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,800
That's so weird about Lukey-boy.
He's never got sick before.
357
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,440
Hope it's nothing serious.
Sarah Jane was really worried.
358
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,200
How's the pot plant?
Savaged anyone in the night?
359
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,080
That's not funny, Clyde.
This Rakweed stuff might be amazing.
360
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,880
It could feed millions of people.
361
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,920
Yeah, yeah, but it'll probably
still taste like salad,
362
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,760
like the world needs more salad.
363
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,560
Do you know what cynical means?
It's what I call being realistic.
364
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,040
Where are you going? Sit here.
365
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,600
Yeah, well
I normally sit over here so...
366
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,440
You're acting really weird.
What are you up to?
367
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,840
Good morning, Mistress Rani.
K9?!
368
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,680
MR SMITH:
'Emergency analysis continuing.'
369
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,400
Luke, you're all I've really got.
370
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:57,040
Everything else, it's meaningless,
makes no sense without you.
371
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,200
'I'm sorry to have to tell you,
but my sensors indicate
372
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,960
'that the Rakweed is not
confined merely to this house.'
373
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,280
How?!
'It has already reproduced itself.
374
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,440
'Most likely by releasing spores.'
Like a fungus?
375
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,560
They must have got out through
the window. We've got to stop this!
376
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,560
Mum, I'm so tired.
377
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,400
Luke, please...
378
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,600
Luke, can you hear me?
379
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,040
I'm OK.
380
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,760
What's this? 'He has been subjected
to an incredibly high dose
381
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,720
'of Rakweed spores.'
382
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Luke, Luke, you must stay awake.
383
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,720
Sarah Jane will hit the roof!
384
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,800
Sarah Jane isn't gonna find out.
385
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,040
What if someone hears him?
He makes a right racket.
386
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,360
Ah, I borrowed this too. Relays
his voice straight into my ear.
387
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,360
Using K9 to pass a test,
even by your standards
388
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,160
this is a new level of stupid.
389
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,880
We may not be allowed textbooks,
but no-one said anything about
390
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,880
a super-intelligent robot dog
from the year 5000. You're insane.
391
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,280
Yep, an insane genius.
392
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:18,040
I hope you two are paying attention.
Course, Miss, raring to go.
393
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,320
WHIRRING
394
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,240
This is all my fault.
395
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,240
Mum! Look!
396
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,560
Mr Smith! I need you!
397
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,680
Mr Smith! Please! Help us!
398
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,120
MR SMITH:
'At its current rate of propagation,
399
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:09,600
'the Rakweed will have seeded the
whole of London within a few hours.'
400
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,280
Is that...Rakweed?
401
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,480
Ah! We've got to stop this, come on.
402
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,520
The Rakweed - it got you
didn't it, are you OK?
403
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,320
I'm Blathareened.
404
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,600
'Luke?'
405
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,120
So how far has this spread,
just the school grounds? Or further?
406
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,920
It's everywhere.
407
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,080
Let the hunt begin!
408
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