All language subtitles for TLO07_1

It only happens once a
year, and then they die.

It's like a mating
ritual or something.

Isn't that romantic?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Chris! Dude, what the fuck?

That's so not cool. God!
You scared me.

Sorry. What happened?

Shit. They're gone. You
hit a deer or something?

They're usually right here.
Sit down.

The party's that way.
The party's this way.

Danny. Come on, it's prom night.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Class of '03, kiss my ass!

Now look.

My God. They're so beautiful.

Look, look. You can
grab the light.

Jesus! It's not funny.

You can turn the lights back on.
Come on.

They were so beautiful.
Told you, right?

Please. You're freaking me out.
There's more up there.

Now! Hang on.

Turn on the goddamn lights!
Chris...

All right.

I wake up.

Turn nfthe alarm.

I look outside so that
I know what to wear.

I take a shower...

...with soap.

And then I shave.

Sometimes I cry for no reason.

But I'm getting a handle on it.

I wake up.

I get dressed.

I take my meds.

When Lewis is gone, I make the
cofee, which can be tricky.

I eat breakfast, but I
don't read the paper.

It confuses me,
which makes me mad.

I wake up.

I put on my coat
and go to class.

I wake up.

Ten more seconds.

We're just doing one day, OK?
No big deal.

And time.

It's OK, chief. It's not a test.

Hey. Hey.

That's a nice hug.

Want anything?

Hi.

What are you having?
Hot chocolate.

I'll have that. Thanks. OK.

Any problems this week? Nope.

Swearing? Crying?

Sequencing or memory issues? No.

Taking your meds?

So all's good. Why?
What's Lewis say?

You're the only one who can talk
about what's going on with you.

Well, in that case, I'm great.

There you go.

Careful. It's hot. I know.

Have you spoken to Mr.
Tuttle yet?

No. I will. When?

You were a model before.
Chris...

I was just wondering how you go from
being a model to being a case manager.

After my head injury I realized there
were more people in the world than me.

Wanna go to a movie
with me sometime?

I don't think that's a good idea.
Come on. It's just a movie.

We should talk about the
women in your life.

You mean besides you? Yeah.
Is there anybody?

Think you should do
something about that?

I think about fucking
you all the time.

I don't think they heard
that over by the door.

I didn't mean it like that. I meant...
I know what you meant.

Would you have said that
before your injury?

So now you're gonna bring up
the frontal lobe bullshit?

Disinhibition. That might be getting
in the way of your meeting someone.

Asking a stranger for sex isn't the
best way to start a relationship.

Not a good one. You're
not a stranger.

I have a relationship with you.
I'm paid to work with you.

Why are you here? You tell me.

I know why I'm here.

I'm here to help you get what you want.
What you really want.

But you've gotta know
what that is first.

I just wanna be who I was.

Hey, kid, your mom called to
remind you about Thanksgiving.

I told her you had a
hooker in your room

but that I'd be sure to
pass on the message.

OK, so the menu for tonight
is spaghetti amatriciana.

That's that pasta that's got
the bacon in it that you like.

The tomatoes are on the counter, so
open up the cans and put them in a pot.

Garlic press, asshole.

Fuck!

Hello, 1-800-Flowers.

Ma'am, if I can send them to my own
mother, anyone can send them to anybody.

And it just so happens to be
our featured special. Uh-huh.

Let's see. It's got roses and lilies
and snapdragons and fuji mums.

Australiums, which smell awesome, unlike
tulips, which don't smell at all.

Lewis, I can'tfind the
motherfucking can opener!

They should last about a week or two.
That's right.

Terrific. And your name?

Kathy. Is that with a C or a K?

K. Kathy with a K. That's
a beautiful name, Kathy.

Chris?

I don't smell dinner.

Chris?

I'm sorry, Lewis.

Feel better? Yeah, thanks.

Chop some lettuce, cucumber, whatever
else you might want for your salad.

Let's talk about your afternoon.
We had to write again.

Oh, yeah? Let me guess. Topic
A, "Why am I all fucked up?"

Or topic B, "Living with
being all fucked up."

Reggie had us list a typical day, and
I kept getting stuck on "I wake up."

I couldn't think of just a list.
Well, don't think of it as a list.

Think of it as a story instead.

Astory like what?

Like, you know, "Once
upon a time I woke up",

took a piss, beat off
in the shower..."

How is that gonna help me?
I don't know.

Stories are what help us
make sense of the world.

I can't tell stories. Use
one you already know.

OK. How about War
andfucking Peace?

That's a story. I'd start
a little simpler, though.

How about Goldilocks and
the Threefucking Bears?

Where's the cucumber?

Come on. Let's hear it. You
want me to tell you Goldilocks?

Entertain me.

OK. Once upon a time, there was
a little girl named Goldilocks.

And then? And then...

I don't know, man. She
got eaten by a wolf.

Fucking hit by a truck.
This is stupid.

Start at the end. Can't tell a story
if you don't know where it's going.

And lose the wolf. That's
Little Red Riding Hood.

The three bears find Goldilocks
asleep in their beds.

And then, um, she takes off.

Exactly. All right, now, that's the end.
What happened before that?

Um, one goes, "Someone's been sleeping
in my bed, and she's still there."

And before that it was, "Someone
is sitting in my chair."

Yeah, and then the bear kid's
chair's all jacked up.

Then it goes all the way back
to her walking in the door.

First she walks in the forest.
You sequencejust fine.

You just gotta start at the end,
work backwards. Write that down.

Hi, Mrs. Lange. Hi, Chris.

He's in a good mood. Oh, OK.

Good night. Good night.

The harvest checks go
out in a week or so.

That means we're going to be
very busy the next few weeks.

Which is why I want
you to write down

"bank extra clean" in
your little notebook.

Good night.

Mr. Tuttle?

I'd like to apply to the executive
training program in Wichita,

but before I can, I have to have worked
100 hours as a teller at the branch.

Take that up with Mrs. Lange.
I have already.

We've been practicing.
She gave me some money.

She what?

See?

You said you'd think about giving
me some hours at a window.

You have to be able to
keep track of the debits.

Agood teller is primarily
a good counter.

Ateller keeps track of
money all day long,

taking care to keep the corners
on bills facing the same way.

At the end...

Um... The end...

Ends...

At the end... At the
end of the day,

the teller balances the cash
against the payout tickets.

Agood teller can go for years
without being out of balance.

Mrs. Lange has never
been out of balance yet.

But the real key is a
friendly personality.

The motto of a teller is, "Be
friendly and accurate."

"But mostly be accurate.
" Very good, Chris.

Mrs. Lange also says the women's
bathroom fixture needs a new bulb.

Good night.

He'll scoop the puck
into the right corner.

Hartigan will center
it to the far boards.

Defense pushed it back to the line
to Lidstrom into the cornerfor Lang.

Lang floats it back to Lidstrom,
skating on the blue line with it.

Now fires a rising shot. Kicked aside.
But a goal pass by Pascal Leclaire.

Trevor Letowski carries
it out to center ice.

Aglove save. Now the puck bounces
away from Lidstrom out to center.

In pursuit Manny Malhotra.

Detroit played better
in the first period.

Malhotra is all overWilliams,

forcing the Red Wings to have a
power play in their own zone.

Here comes Lidstrom
over the Columbus line.

Drop pass. Samuelson
with a shot.

Passed to Danny Stevens.
Stevens back to Pratt.

Lidstrom right down the center.

Fakes it left.

Pratt fakes a shot on the right
and dekes out the goalie.

I think Mark...

Game is tied...

And there's Holmstrom,
Johnny-on-the-spot, to fire it in...

You cannot be serious.

That is pathetic.

That's Chris Pratt.

Put that fucking thing out.

Can I get you something?
Yeah, an O'Doul's, please.

Yep.

This lady calls me over and she's, like,
"How many Dorothys live in Kansas?"

Hey.

Can you break a fifty?
Like, tens and fives?

Damn. And I thought
I was good-looking.

You having a good time? So far.

Well, that's all
that matters, right?

Enjoy yourself.

Hey, Chris Pratt, right?

Gary Spargo. We know each other.

I was a couple of years ahead
in your sister's class.

We went out a couple of
times, but never took.

How's she doing, anyway?
Alison, right?

Yeah, she's good, man. She's married.
She has a baby.

Just my luck.

Well, it was nice seeing
you, anyway. Yeah.

You say hello to Alison for me.
OK.

Yeah. Where are you?
It's 2.50, chief.

Ten, twenty, thirty,
five, forty...

You were supposed to
be here an hour ago.

Sorry, how much? 2.50.

That's not my problem. I guess
I'll see you later. OK, bye.

Do you need any change with that?
No, keep it.

Thanks, chief. Whoa.
Excuse me, uh... T.J.

You must be one hell of a
bartender, $17 tip for a $3 beer.

What can I say? You can
say, "It's on the house."

It's not a problem.
No, no, no, no.

He insists. Don't you, chief?

Yeah. Whatever.

Prick. Shit, I apologize
for that guy, Chris.

No, it's OK.

You know, I find myself apologizing
for people pretty often these days.

I heard something happened to you. So,
what was it? Motorcycle accident?

If you don't mind me asking.
I'm just curious.

It was a car accident.
I was driving at night

and I hit a combine that was stalled in
the middle of the road, old Route 24.

Well, how does a thing
like that happen?

I had the lights off. Really?

They say I got thrown 90 feet.

Wait, I'm sorry. "They" say?

Well, no, I can't
remember any of it.

Well, thank God for that.

I remember, uh, right before
it and right after it

and one moment where I thought the
medevac was gonna land on top of me.

Anybody die?

Yeah, two friends.

You do any time? No.

But you're doing your time
right now, though, right?

So, you drink near
beer and what else?

It's like I can pick up
a glass with this hand,

can't always drink from it.

I fall asleep a lot, just nod
off in the middle of things.

Yeah, me, too. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Well, I call tomatoes "lemons.
" I know that's wrong.

And sometimes certain
colors have certain smells.

That's weird.

Well, we all got our
problems, right?

There's an expression: "God closes
a door, but he opens a window."

Or he closes the window
and he opens the door.

My point is...

...sometimes something good comes
from an accident, you know?

Sometimes you're out
there and you...

Man, she really wears that
sweater, doesn't she?

Fuck.

Anyway, it was a
pleasure, Chris.

Yeah. Take it easy.

Pnce upon a time, I woke up.

I took a showerwith soap.

I had breakfast. I
didn't read the paper.

I put on my coat.

I had Thanksgiving
dinner with my family.

Coming around to you.

Got your key? Yeah,
I got my key.

I smell money. Shut up.

Barb, did you make any of this?

No, I'm afraid not. You
used the thin ones, right?

Not the thick nighttime ones? Yes,
Alison, I used the thin ones.

You look great. Lots of
color in your cheeks.

Not sure about this coat, though.
Where's that from? Tenth grade?

Well, I like this coat. I bumped
into Marilyn Hess last week.

She had Charlotte with her.
Wasn't she in your class?

She was in my class.
Conrad was in Chris's.

Charlotte said for you to call her.
She looks fantastic.

Lost quite a bit of weight.
I love mushrooms.

What do you call a mushroom who goes
into the bar, buys everybody a drink?

I don't know. What? Afungi.

This is all very good. The
relish in particular is nice.

Not too tart, not too sweet. It
was my grandmother's recipe.

Any other old family recipes? We
can use them for the restaurant.

Restaurant? Chris
didn't tell you?

No. He didn't tell us.

What exactly would you do
at a restaurant, Chris?

Well, I'd help Lewis. We found
a space, but it needs work.

Where? Waverly, near Overland.

Where is that? Southside.
It's a gas station.

Agas station? Really?

We'd keep the door open during summer
for an al fresco kind of thing.

If it's a gas station, you'd
have to do some work...

We're just fucking
talking about it, OK?

Excuse me.

There are some steps. Oh.

Well, then, you better carry me.

Really?

Chris?

Hey, you. Hey.

We gotta go. If I don't get her
down soon, she'll never sleep.

You should come by sometime.
We'll hang out.

And Dad's waiting
down in the war room.

Hey, uh, you remember
a Gary Spargo?

Who? Gary Spargo.

He said he went out with
you a couple of times.

Well, he probably did.

You look good. It's great to see you.
Thanks.

Alison, right?

Say goodbye to Uncle Chris. All
right, we'll see you later.

In the last three years, we opened two
Jaguar stores and one Land Rover store.

So we're all about Ford now. But a
Porsche/Audi franchise, that'd be tight.

What do you do for the
company, Cameron?

As little as possible.

Boy, you got me on the run here.

There's a comforting sound.
This new?

It was a gift from Charlie.
Whitehall, my partner.

Yeah, I know who
CharlieWhitehall is.

It's a nice gun. It's your move.

Check, by the way.

What'd you do?

Sure you wanna do that?
I think so.

You're gonna lose
your queen, right?

Really? Yeah, I'm
gonna take her.

Check. In fact, checkmate.

I didn't see that. I got lucky.

Good game, Dad. We got time
for another quick one.

I think we should go.
Lewis, wanna go?

Would you rather I let you win?

Dad, I can't play chess anymore.

I'm sorry.

Well, it's good seeing you.
Good seeing you.

Happy Thanksgiving, son.

Can I say something?
You won't get upset?

What?

I don't think you
should go home anymore.

Jesus, Ted, you snuck up on me.
I'm supposed to sneak up on you.

They didn't have no morejellies,
so I got you a custard.

Thanks. You got a cold, Ted?

No wonder I don't got pneumonia, given
the house is cold enough to hang meat.

How come?

Sherry won't have the
heat on after nine.

Because of the baby.

We don't refer to it
as "the baby" no more.

We don't? Sherry calls
it "the little engine."

It makes her hot all the time.
Right.

Doctor told her she's got
three times more blood in her

and that's why she
can't cool off.

Kid's not even born yet, I'm
already awake all night.

You're lucky you don't ever
have to worry about that stuff.

I gotta go. Remember,
lock the back door.

I will.

You left your door open again.
Oh, shit.

I thought I was good-looking.

Excuse me? I thought
I was good-looking.

Well, maybe you were.

Chris Pratt? Yeah.

My friend would like
to buy you a drink.

I used to dance atWetWilly's.
You know that place in Raytown?

It got closed down
on account of debts,

so right now I'm working with
Maura at the chamber of commerce.

I'm answering phones.
What do you do?

Oh, I, um...

Sorry, I forgot your name.
Again?

It's Luvlee. L-U-V-L-E-E.

Luvlee.

Now you'll remember me.

Anything about Kansas
City, I can tell you.

Yeah? Like what? Did you know
Teflon was invented here?

And Eskimo Pies. And
McDonald's Happy Meals.

And "Melts in your mouth, not in
your hands," M&M candy coating.

You guys are so interesting.

Why don't we go somewhere quiet where
we can hear what you two have to say?

Why don't we do that?
You wanna come?

That's better. I've seen
you play hockey, you know.

Me and AliceWatts used to
watch you play all the time.

I don't remember you.

I saw you play the night you
beat the Raytown Cougars

for the state championships.

It was your birthday.
Do you remember that?

Yeah. Yeah, that was a good game.
Yeah, it was.

You got your second five-minute
major right at the end of the game.

Next game you would
have sat on the bench.

But it was the last game of the season,
and you knew that it didn't matter.

So what do you do? You go and slash
the hell out of some shitty player

at the end of a game
you already won.

And, still, the whole crowd
sings Happy Birthdayto you.

Me and AliceWatts were, like, "Damn, it
must be pretty cool to be Chris Pratt."

Don't mind me.

And then I heard what happened
to you and Nina and Danny and...

What was the name
of the pretty girl?

Kelly. Kelly, that's right.

And everyone was
talking about how you,

you know, you woke
up this other guy.

I remember thinking, "God,
we're the same age."

That could be me that
it happened to."

Anyways...

Are you OK? I wanna
see you naked.

Shit. I'm sorry. No, don't be.
I'm flattered.

Oh, you got cold hands. Sorry.

I see something still works.

You don't have to do this.
I know. I want to.

How does a titan like Robert Pratt
feel about you living here?

He's never seen it.

Really?

Tomorrow a bunch of us are hanging
at this farm we're borrowing,

celebrate Thanksgiving
dinner, if you wanna come.

But wasn't that last week?

Yeah, well, we're just
getting around to it.

Luvlee wrote the address
down in your notebook.

Hey, you know something?

You're better than this.

A lot better.

Chris? Yeah.

DocWatson's got nothing on me, man.
Well, good night.

You get stoned? With
somebody wearing perfume?

No. No, no, stop. Don't move.

Were you with a lady tonight?

Son of a bitch, you got laid.

I don't really wanna talk about it.
Oh, but you are, my friend, you are.

Come here.

So, tell me... did
you get a hummer?

Jesus, Lewis. All right.
At least tell me her name.

Luvlee something. Lovely?
That's a name?

Yes. L-U-V-L-E-E.

That's a new one. So what's this
Luvlee something look like, huh?

She's nice.

Here I am sitting at
home alone every night

while you're out getting blown and God
knows what else by Luvlee something,

who probably has a friend.

Lemons. That's what it is.
What what is?

That's her last name. Luvlee Lemons?
That's her name?

Well, it's her stage name.
She's a performer. Or she was.

And by stage, I'm assuming you
mean the kind with a pole?

What do you mean? Let's move on.

Where'd you meet her? Gary
introduced me to her.

Who's Gary? Gary who?
Gary Spargo.

Do I know this guy?
I don't think so.

I just met him down at the local.
Huh.

Well, I better get some sleep.
Yeah. Yeah, you better.

You dog.

Gary Spargo.

Whoa! You scared me.

I'm Chris. Yeah, yeah.
Aaron Cork.

Got a good grip. Come on in.
We've been waiting on you.

Is turkey supposed to be rare?
I don't think so.

I totally undercooked it. I've gotta
put it back in. You have to help me.

Hey. You made it.

Tortilla salad, pierogies, egg rolls.
We made too much food.

There's nine of us. There's seven.
You, me, Cork, Marty...

Never mind.

I'm the chef. Go on.
They're waiting for you.

You smoke ajoint to relax, but you
won't let me rub your shoulders.

I will never let you touch me.

You're not comfortable
with your sexuality.

Don't move.

Everybody, this is Chris
"Slap Shot" Pratt.

Hey, Chris. How you doing?

Here's the Corker. Avoid that guy.
Too late. We're old pals.

This is Marty. Marty is the guy
you wanna teach you how to surf.

He's the only boy in Kansas knows how.
I went to Framington, man.

We played you guys
in Division A.

I didn't really do sports.
Gare, we gottajam.

Too bad.

How many of these
things you gonna need?

I'm gonna take all of them.
Thanks. Cool.

Good seeing you guys.

Marty, watch out. It's heavy.

Hey, sit down. Sit down.
This your farm?

My Uncle Bone found it and kind
of negotiated with the owner.

Wanna try some wine? I can't.

Come on. Take it.

Marty? Yes.

Nice. One for me.

And toast.

How about, uh... Fuck it.
Family, right?

Hey, yeah. Cheers, man.
Family's good.

Family.

Welcome. Who are
all these people?

Whose place is this?
Friend of a friend. Bone?

Dinner is served.
It's about time.

Can we get some water? Food.

Why the hell we eating burritos?
Get your own water.

Want some gravy? What's wrong?

Nothing. I just remembered
why I came here.

I'm just saying...

Check this out.

...some old farmhouse.

I don't know where it is.

No, that's water.

Mommy's doing dishes.

Mommy's cleaning up
after a bunch of pigs.

I'll see you in three weeks.

Tell Grandma to put it on the
calendar this time. I love you, too.

Hey, Gare.

Hey, man. Why don't
you come on down?

Couldn't sleep, huh?