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All right,
Mrs. Conner,
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I finished moppin'
the bathroom.
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[sighs]
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Well, i'd check
your work,
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But I don't
feel like movin'.
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you
just clean
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From here to there.
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Where are you
pointing?
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The horizon.
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Come on,
Mrs. Conner.
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Ever since you
caught me at Darlene's,
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You've been working me
like a dog.
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And the beauty of
being a working dog
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Is that you don't
get put to sleep.
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You know,
all this punishment
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Isn't teachin' me
a thing.
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Oh, really?
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Well, maybe you could
learn a lesson
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If I would tell
the big, strong,
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Fiercely protective
Mr. Conner
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That you were
shacking up
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With his daughter.
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Hey.
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Hey, how's my
big, strong,
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Fiercely protective
husband?
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Exhausted.
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But you'd still
kill for me, right?
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Yeah, sure.
Why not?
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Scrub brush.
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I'll start here.
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David, this new
obsession of yours
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With housework
concerns me.
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Mrs. Conner's
always said
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That a clean house
is the devil's playground.
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Yes, that's true,
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But David feels,
and I must agree,
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That cleaning is the least
he can do for us
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After us taking him back
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After running away
to live with--
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My mom.
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In Michigan.
You remember.
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Hey.
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I know you probably had
to do this kind of stuff
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To make your mom happy,
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But there's nobody
here to be scared of.
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Take the rest
of the day off.
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Hmm.
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David!
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When you clean out
the refrigerator,
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Don't throw away
the moldy buns.
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D.J. Thinks
it's chia bread.
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You heard Mr. Conner.
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He said take the rest
of the day off.
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Well, isn't that funny?
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I thought he said,
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"if anybody has
been messing around
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"with my daughter,
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I'm going to crush him
like a beer can."
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David, i'm done
with this page.
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[theme]
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[laughs]
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Hey, David,
remember in Chicago
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When I caught you
in Darlene's bathroom?
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Yeah.
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Remember how you
gave me that money
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So I wouldn't
tell anyone?
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Yeah.
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I want more.
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I haven't got
any more.
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Well, you better
get more quick,
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Or i'll tell dad.
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D.J., do you know
what you're doing?
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You're--you're
blackmailing me.
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That's not nice.
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So?
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All right, look.
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If you tell
your dad about me,
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I'll tell your mom
that you knew
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About Darlene and me
since christmas
and didn't tell her.
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Go ahead.
I don't care.
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Mrs. Conner.
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I care, I care!
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Yes, David?
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Uh...Is this shiny
enough to blind you?
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It'll do.
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But, gee, the carpet
looks old.
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Make it look
new again.
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I don't think--
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Oh, don't tell me
how you're gonna do it.
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Just surprise me.
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Hey, Becky.
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Uh, tell Mark thanks
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For fixin'
that blender for me.
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Boy, I should've
known that he'd know
right what to do,
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You know, since
it's like a miniature
truck motor.
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Oh, well, it was
no problem for him,
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Seeing as he's a really,
really good mechanic.
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Right, dad?
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Yeah, the list goes
me, Mark, Goober Pyle.
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Well, i'm glad
to hear that,
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'cause mom said you
have an opening down
at the garage
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And that Mark
could probably get it.
Is that true?
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Why did you
tell her that?
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Well, we were just...
You know...Sittin' around
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Talkin' about trucks
and garages. You know,
girl talk, and...
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It just came up.
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Is it true?
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It's true.
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Except for the part
about Mark gettin'
the job.
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Sorry, no.
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Well, why not, Dan?
You used to work
with him.
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You think he's
a good mechanic.
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Look, most guys work
for the city a year
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Before they start hirin'
all their relatives.
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It won't look right
if I jump the gun.
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Oh, fine. Then
we'll never
have any money
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And we'll just
live here forever!
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You can put away
your own damn
groceries, dad!
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Thanks for turnin'
my daughter against me,
Roseanne.
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Well, actually,
I had you all set up
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To be the big hero,
but you had to spoil it
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With that "no" business.
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It would've been
nice of you to run
this little idea
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By me before tellin' it
to Mark and Becky.
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Dan, have you never heard
of the element of surprise?
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From now on,
I want to know
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What's goin' on
in this house
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Before it blows up
in my face.
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No more secrets.
Understood?
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Mrs. Conner,
i'm gonna attack
that mildew problem now.
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Well, David,
Mr. Conner says
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That we are not to have
any more secrets
in this house.
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Really.
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I'm afraid so.
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Dan...
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[inhales deeply,
exhales]
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...We have
a mildew problem.
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Is Jackie around?
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Yeah. She must be
out in the back.
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You got the goods?
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I'm sick of havi''
to trick Jackie
like this.
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I shouldn't have to
support my baby
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By sneakin' money
into a tip jar.
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Well, I told you
if you write a check,
she's gonna catch on.
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Hey, Jackie!
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Fred.
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How you feeli''
today?
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Lovely...Fred.
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If I could do
a backbend,
i'd be a camel.
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Wow! Look
at all my tips!
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Um...No, those
are jackie's tips.
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No, they're not.
She got nauseous, and
I took over her table.
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I knew this pushup bra
would bring in
the extra dough.
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No. This guy
came in yesterday
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And says he forgot
to tip the waitress
with the real breasts.
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So $15 of that
is jackie's.
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[clears throat]
20! [coughs]
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Remember, Nancy?
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Oh...Right!
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That guy
from yesterday.
Okay.
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Oh, you--oh, the man
with the glasses
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Who kept drinkin' coffee.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He really liked you.
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There was no man.
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Where's this money
comin' from?
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You don't have
any money.
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And you don't know
what's goin' on.
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Damn it, Fred.
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Well, you wouldn't
take any money
directly from me,
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So roseanne's
been putting it
in the tip jar.
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Well, not
all of it.
I took some.
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I mean...
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You have your
pride, Jackie.
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Well, Fred,
it's not your baby.
It's mine.
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What makes you think
you have any say
in how I raise my child?
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I just want
to be involved
with this baby.
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Why can't you
let me help?
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You want to help?
Quit pressuring me.
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Quit tryin' to butt in.
Just leave me
the hell alone.
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God, Jackie.
Well, how many times
do I have to tell him?!
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I think that'll
be the last.
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[door bangs]
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Well, that
was really stupid.
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No, it wasn't. As far
as i'm concerned,
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Kids grow up fine
as long as they have
one decent parent.
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Oh, man.
Would you please
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Stop quoting
that Murphy Brown?
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I wanna go over
to Easy Miller's house.
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No, not till
you clean your room.
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Well, you wouldn't
want me to tell dad
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About what's goin' on
around here, would you?
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Oh, no, D.J.
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Now that you have
all this information,
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You have all the power
and I have nothing.
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I guess you'll be ruling
the roost around here
from now on.
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Whatever will I do?
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All right,
i'll clean my room!
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00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,842
Hey, Rosie.
Hey, David!
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00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,877
How's my favorite
almost son? Mmhh.
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00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,348
I can't take this.
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00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,684
Oh, what,
he barely touched you.
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00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,686
I gotta tell him.
Mrs. Conner,
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We all live our lives
by certain rules,
and I like to believe
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That nothing bad
can happen to me as long
as I tell the truth.
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Oh, my god.
How did your mother
raise you?
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David!
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00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,032
Hey, Mr. Conner.
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00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,466
David,
can't you see
Mr. Conner
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Is busy watchi''
the news?
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00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,103
Can I talk
to you?
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Just a sec.
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00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:47,279
David, um,
that's our best china
soaking in there,
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00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,881
And if it soaks
too long,
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The pattern
will come off.
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00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,886
I'm sorry, Mrs. Conner.
I have to do this.
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Mr. Conner,
you don't know this,
but I was in Chicago.
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Oh...[coughs]
and he went
to a cubs game,
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00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,226
And it was
the most boring story
i've ever heard.
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00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,395
Blah, blah,
blah, blah. Go do
the dishes, David.
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00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,263
No.
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00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,067
[turns off tv]
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00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,368
Mr. Conner,
when I was gone,
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00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,403
I wasn't living
with my mom.
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00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,072
I was livin'
with Darlene.
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00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,874
It was a stupid thing
to do, and i'm sorry.
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00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,845
Very sorry.
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00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,783
Oh, god,
i'm sorry.
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You lyin'
little bastard!
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You got 20 minutes
to pack up your crap
and get outta my house.
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00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,092
Mrs. Conner will drive you
to the bus station.
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00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,493
I don't want
to look at you.
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God! You believe
this, Roseanne?!
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00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,539
No. I was stunned
when I first heard.
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00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,141
What do you mean,
when you first heard?
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00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,777
You know...
Just...Now.
237
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,481
And, uh...Oh, man,
now i'm kind of
in shock.
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00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:59,051
You take a kid
into your house, and this
is how he pays you back?
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00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,622
I bet I know why he's been
doin' all those chores
around here.
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00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,224
He's got
a guilty conscience.
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00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,762
I never want to see
the kid again.
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00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:10,729
Damn!
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00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,568
Great. He wrecks the place
right after he fires my maid.
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00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,814
Anybody home?
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00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,416
I'm in the nursery.
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00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,188
Hi, Jackie.
You want any help
with that crib?
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00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,757
Oh, yeah, right,
like, you came
all the way down here
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00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,927
To talk about this crib.
This is so obvious.
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Crib, baby, Fred.
250
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,964
You wanna talk about Fred.
251
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,667
No, I don't want
to talk about Fred.
252
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,336
See? There. You just
brought him up again.
253
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,038
Well, what can I say?
I'm obsessed.
254
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,541
Look, I don't feel bad
about what happened.
255
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,877
It's better now. He
knows where he stands,
and that's that.
256
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,413
You know, I got
bigger problems
to talk to you about
257
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,249
Than whether or not
you made Fred cry.
258
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,318
I made Fred cry?
259
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,021
Let's not talk
about him!
260
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,889
Fred is a grownup.
He can take
care of himself.
261
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:15,327
He's not some teenager
like poor David.
262
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,196
Why? What happened to David?
263
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,099
Dan found out he was
livin' with Darlene
in chicago,
264
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,333
And he kicked him
outta the house.
265
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,469
Oh, my god.
Where is he now?
266
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,538
I don't know.
He could be anywhere...
267
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,240
Livin' on the street...
268
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,975
Eatin' out
of a dumpster.
269
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,811
Standing in your hall.
270
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,548
Roseanne, no.
Please.
271
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,718
He cannot stay here.
I can't deal
with that now.
272
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,720
Please. Just
tell David i'm sorry.
273
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,123
I can't do that,
Jackie. It'll
just crush him.
274
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,991
You tell him. David!
275
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,595
Hey, Jackie.
276
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,163
[sweetly]
hi, David.
277
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,600
You don't want me
to stay, huh?
278
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,535
It's not that
I don't want you
living here, David,
279
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,804
Because I do.
It's just that
i'm not even allowed
280
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,273
To have a cat here,
let alone a boy.
281
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,410
Jackie, you own
this house.
282
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:08,380
I know that.
These are my rules.
283
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,584
Hey, look,
it's all right.
284
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,720
Look, Mrs. Conner,
I really think
I should just...
285
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,855
Get on a bus
back to my mom's.
286
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,599
Oh...God. How would he--
how long would he
have to stay?
287
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:29,935
Not too long at all.
288
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,537
I think it'll only
take me a couple of days
289
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,540
To make, you know,
Dan feel guilty enough
to take him back.
290
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,209
Two years
at the most.
291
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,380
We're just pretending
like I have a choice
here, right?
292
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,215
Right.
293
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,951
All right, David,
get your stuff.
You can sleep here.
294
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,120
[sighs
exasperatedly]
295
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,622
I knew it.
I knew it.
296
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,991
I knew that
if I brought him
over here
297
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,993
And you saw his little
puppy-dog face
298
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,261
That you could not
turn him away.
299
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,797
Well, I guess you
know me pretty well.
300
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,899
Got another
surprise for you.
301
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,401
Fred, come here!
302
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,572
made you look,
made you look
303
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,249
I finished puttin'
the crib together.
304
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,087
So, uh...I'll get started
on this drawer tomorrow.
305
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,592
So...Good night.
306
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,661
David.
307
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,930
Do you think of me
as a mean person?
308
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,668
You? No. No way.
309
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:37,469
I mean, you're
letting me stay here
and everything.
310
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,872
I think
you're really nice.
311
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,341
Well, you're wrong.
312
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,678
I'm a horrible,
horrible woman.
313
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:46,612
The worst.
314
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,948
I don't even think
I have a heart.
315
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,184
I'm like
the tin man,
316
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,952
All hollow inside.
317
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,923
See, I--i'm not
sure what to say.
318
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,858
Usually when Darlene
says somethin' like that,
319
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,959
It's a trick.
320
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,832
It's been three days,
David.
321
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,967
Fred hasn't
come by the diner.
He hasn't called.
322
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,670
I wanted him gone,
but not like this.
323
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,573
He's probably sitting
at home crying still.
324
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,776
No. No. It's
different for guys.
325
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,079
I mean, Darlene
used to say
326
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,547
Mean stuff to me
all the time,
327
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,749
And I never
took it personally
or anything.
328
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,883
Really?
329
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,719
Yeah. And now
that we broke up,
330
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,088
It's a good thing.
You know?
331
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,389
I mean, i'm--
i'm even starting
332
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,824
To think about
seeing other people.
333
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,193
You are?
334
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,227
Yeah.
335
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,328
In fact, i've got
336
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,629
A couple of girls
lined up already.
337
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,633
Oh. Well...
[laughs]
338
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,835
[unconvinced]
that's good.
339
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,073
That makes me feel
a lot better.
340
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,943
Yeah, i'm doin'
much better now.
341
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,644
Here you're starting
to see other people,
342
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,447
And...Fred's
a swinging single,
343
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,784
And...Look at me.
I'm just a wall...
344
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,187
[chuckles]
a wall of baby.
345
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,756
Who could love this?
346
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,791
Oh, come on.
Lots of people.
347
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,593
Yeah. Right.
348
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,529
I mean, sure, you're--
you're big and all,
but...
349
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,935
...That doesn't mean
you're not still
great to be around
350
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,038
And really funny
and just beautiful.
Oh...
351
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,607
[sighs]
352
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,108
You mean that?
353
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,544
I do. Honest.
Oh, David.
354
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,745
[sniffles]
355
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,846
Look at you.
356
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,115
You...Broke up
with your girlfriend
357
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,383
And Dan kicked you
outta the house,
358
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,286
And you're tryin'
to cheer me up.
359
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,388
[sniffles]
you're really special.
360
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,061
I don't think
we should be
doin' this.
361
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,503
What?
362
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,572
I mean, don't...
Get me wrong.
363
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,341
It--it's not that
i'm not attracted
to you.
364
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:59,478
I--I am. But...
I'm still really
confused about Darlene,
365
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,580
And I think
it would just
kinda be a mistake
366
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,349
If we...You know?
367
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,085
What?!
368
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,121
Oh, god.
369
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,489
You and me?
370
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,758
[laughing]
are you serious,
David?
371
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,495
You're just
a little child!
372
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,831
[laughs]
373
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,466
Oh, god, that hurts.
374
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,372
[laughing]
oh, David,
thank you.
375
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,273
Thank you.
You really know how
376
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,609
To pick a girl up
out of the doldrums.
377
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,948
I thought
you'd like that.
378
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,666
Sorry i'm late.
I stopped
at the market
379
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,867
To pick up
some groceries.
380
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,536
Got ice cream,
cookies, candy.
381
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,971
Dan, did it
ever occur to you
382
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,875
That we shop like our parents
are gone for the weekend?
383
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,547
Well...I still haven't
heard a thing from David.
384
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,816
Jeez, tell a guy
to get the hell out
and never come back,
385
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,052
And this is
how he treats ya.
386
00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:14,720
Well, I know you did
the right thing, Dan.
387
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,922
I'm just glad that you
were the one that made
the decision.
388
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,624
I--I just never
could live with myself
389
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,493
After I heard the stuff
his mom says to him.
390
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,495
Roseanne,
we had no choice.
391
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,432
Yeah, I know that.
I'm just sayin'
I couldn't have done it.
392
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,600
He's a big kid. He can
take care of himself.
393
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,336
Now, I don't want to hear
another word about it.
394
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,605
Fine. I--I won't
bring him up again.
395
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:36,975
David!
396
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,510
I mean, dinner!
397
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,781
Need any help, mom?
398
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,049
Oh, no.
Let me do it.
399
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,551
You've been serving
people all day.
400
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,487
I've only
been doin' it
for 25 years.
401
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,695
Gee, I miss David.
402
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,900
Well, D. J.,
your father and I have
made a decision, now,
403
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,369
And we are gonna
stick with it.
404
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,671
David did a very bad thing,
405
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,706
And we do not
need anybody
406
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:12,011
Second-guessing
the extreme severity
of his punishment.
407
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,113
If I do something
really bad,
408
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,382
Does that mean you'll
get rid of me, too?
409
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,556
D.J., is that the message
we're sending you?
410
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:30,963
What's the matter?
411
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,131
I don't know.
412
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:34,066
I just don't
feel like eatin'.
413
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:36,969
[clicks tongue]
414
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,003
Uh, Dan,
415
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,238
Don't tell me
416
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,639
You're startin'
to feel guilty.
417
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,108
No, Roseanne, i'm not.
I'm just not hungry.
Okay?
418
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,077
Well, god, Dan, don't
be so defensive!
419
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,179
I said, "if you're
feelin' guilty,"
420
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,249
Then there is
still time to do
somethin' about it!
421
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,820
Yeah, you're right.
422
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,589
Of course i'm right,
Dan. Don't you know
who I am?
423
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:02,327
Mark, if you're
still interested
424
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,962
In that job
at the garage,
it's yours.
425
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,298
What?
Are you--are
you serious, Dan?
426
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,566
Yeah. I figure
it'll be okay
427
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,168
As long as you don't ask
for any special favors.
428
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:10,536
You start tomorrow.
429
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:13,839
[sighs] come in
about noon, 1:00,
430
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,774
Whenever you
feel like it.
431
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,775
Thanks, dad!
432
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,844
[sighs] hey.
[chuckles]
433
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,446
Feel better
already.
434
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,481
Well, the guilt thing
really worked.
435
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,649
Thanks, Mrs. Conner.
436
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,117
Yeah, I really know
437
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,220
How to make things
happen around here.
438
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:32,191
Every time I look
at david's empty chair,
feels like our whole--
439
00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:33,392
Ahh, can it.
440
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,492
Ms. Harris,
what are you doin'?
441
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,838
Have you got a light?
442
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,676
No. [chuckles]
443
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,713
David, what
do you think of me?
444
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,782
What do you mean?
445
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,583
Well, you've known me
for quite a few years now.
446
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,353
You must've formed...
Some opinion of me.
447
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,489
Well...I think
448
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,358
You're a very...
Nice person.
449
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,529
Do you find me
desirable?
450
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,734
Sure. I think you're
the most attractive
451
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,202
Of all darlene's aunts.
452
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,373
What are you drinking?
Bourbon?
453
00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:59,244
Ms. Harris, you're
tryin' to seduce me.
454
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,547
[laughs]
455
00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:06,118
Aren't you?
456
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:10,122
God. David, we've
been through this before!
457
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,358
You're just a child!
458
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,294
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