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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,133 - Is this Lorrison's Employment Agency? - Yeah! 2 00:01:34,102 --> 00:01:35,424 - Hello, Rankin. - Hello. 3 00:01:35,459 --> 00:01:37,803 - Are you still out of work? - Who isn't! 4 00:01:37,838 --> 00:01:41,301 - Any chance of finding a job here? - With this crowd ahead of you? 5 00:01:41,336 --> 00:01:42,760 Chef and butler... 6 00:01:42,795 --> 00:01:45,611 I couldn't even get you a job as dishwashers. 7 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:48,642 But we come from a long line of chefs and butlers. 8 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah, look. These are our great, great, great, grandfathers. 9 00:01:53,001 --> 00:01:55,000 You remember the Boston tea party, of course. 10 00:01:55,001 --> 00:01:56,285 They served the tea. 11 00:01:56,286 --> 00:02:00,192 And they served one of the first families of Virginia. 12 00:02:00,723 --> 00:02:03,000 Now, now... That's grandfather Hardy. 13 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:04,500 And that's grandpa Laurel. 14 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:07,000 Look. Here's the very hat that he wore. 15 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,299 Yeah, and here's the very coat that grandpa wore. 16 00:02:11,334 --> 00:02:17,168 Yes, and I have the secret recipe for the famous steak a-la Oliver. 17 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,000 Now, isn't that interesting. 18 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:25,000 Listen. I'm busy and if you don't take your ancestors and get out of here... 19 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:31,538 Yes... Yes... You have? Give me the address. 20 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:35,086 You want a delivery boy. $12 a week. 21 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,003 A job! 22 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,800 Well, I guess we'd better wrap up our ancestors. 23 00:02:57,801 --> 00:03:00,495 Yeah, we certainly let 'em down. 24 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:03,764 I don't think there's a job open in this whole country. 25 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,500 Say... Why don't we try some other countries? 26 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Stanley, I think you've got a good idea! 27 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 What'd he say? 28 00:03:36,001 --> 00:03:38,300 You heard what he said! 29 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,000 I heard what he said but I didn't hear what he meant. 30 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:45,000 He simply said, that he accepts our resignation. 31 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:47,500 Oh, another country. 32 00:04:11,575 --> 00:04:14,040 Another country? 33 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Yonder she lies, Stanley. The good old USA. 34 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,500 Gee, I'm glad to be back. 35 00:04:34,501 --> 00:04:36,130 I'll bet you are. 36 00:04:36,165 --> 00:04:38,507 What did the Japs do when they took you prisoner? 37 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:40,165 It was most humiliating! 38 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:45,000 They forced us to prepare dinner. My masterpiece, steak a-la Oliver. 39 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:46,400 Gee, that was tough. 40 00:04:46,401 --> 00:04:50,001 Tough? My masterpiece? I beg your pardon! 41 00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:53,500 After they finished eating it, they told us to please go on home. 42 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,739 Yes, it seems they preferred some dish of their own. 43 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:59,843 I think they called it... Hari-kari. 44 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,672 Please, you'll all have to wait your turn. 45 00:05:09,707 --> 00:05:12,063 You've got to get me a waitress. You said you had one for me. 46 00:05:12,098 --> 00:05:13,361 That Keatons girl. 47 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,768 I told you, sir. She's a lieutenant in the WACS now. 48 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:17,527 Please, I simply must have a maid. 49 00:05:17,562 --> 00:05:19,799 Did you tell her she can wear my mink coat on her days off? 50 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:23,021 My dear lady, she got a mink coat. 51 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,000 It's even worse than in 1932. 52 00:05:26,901 --> 00:05:28,000 Come back here. 53 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:31,000 There's no use even trying with all these people ahead of us. 54 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:34,000 We might as well put in our application. Come on. 55 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,000 Maybe if we showed them the pictures of our ancestors. 56 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,184 - But you must have... - I'm sorry. Nothing. 57 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:42,500 And not at any price! What do you want? 58 00:05:42,501 --> 00:05:45,501 We'd like to place our names on your waiting list. 59 00:05:45,502 --> 00:05:48,500 Waiting list? There are more than 100 names ahead of yours. 60 00:05:48,501 --> 00:05:51,000 Oh, it doesn't have to be a job as a chef and a butler. 61 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:52,500 Oh, no. We'll take anything. 62 00:06:04,361 --> 00:06:06,500 People, please... People, please! 63 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,006 But, Basil, dear, I'm absolutely frantic. 64 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,709 When I told him, I simply had to have two servants by this afternoon, 65 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:15,175 the wretched man just laughed in my face. 66 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:16,565 Yes, of course, dear. 67 00:06:16,566 --> 00:06:21,461 I told him our guests were the very cr�me de la cr�me of society. 68 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:24,647 He said I�d better hurry home and start practicing with the can opener. 69 00:06:24,682 --> 00:06:26,598 Can you imagine? 70 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I'm sorry, madam but we've... 71 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:32,500 We just came in to get a job as a chef and a butler. 72 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:48,923 No... No, no. 73 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:52,100 Come with me. My car's parked just outside. 74 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:54,812 Let me in... Unlock this door... 75 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,074 Open it up! 76 00:06:56,109 --> 00:06:57,200 Out of the way! Llet me! 77 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:05,500 Their not here. Where'd they go? The window! 78 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,678 Look! 79 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Stop them. Do something. 80 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,667 - I can't do anything... - Do something! 81 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,254 - How can I? - Let me at her! 82 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Madam, may I be so bold as to enquire... Just what are your intentions? 83 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:24,250 Yeah... Where are you taking us? 84 00:07:24,251 --> 00:07:26,592 To my house, of course. 85 00:07:26,627 --> 00:07:29,376 I know you're going to enjoy every minute of it. 86 00:07:29,377 --> 00:07:32,514 The last man I had stayed for several years. 87 00:07:32,549 --> 00:07:35,244 He'll tell you. I was most accommodating. 88 00:07:35,279 --> 00:07:37,904 In fact, I still get letters from him. 89 00:07:37,939 --> 00:07:44,439 He's on an island, somewhere in the pacific. I think they call it Alcatraz. 90 00:07:44,474 --> 00:07:47,132 He's such a charming butler. 91 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,529 Oh, you want us to work for you. 92 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,015 Here you are, gentlemen. 93 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:56,500 I thought a little spot of this might refresh you before taking up your new duties. 94 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:01,174 Chateau Neuf, 1924. 95 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:03,501 Gee, that's pretty old. Haven't you got anything newer? 96 00:08:03,502 --> 00:08:06,000 Stanley! An excellent vintage, madam. 97 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:09,735 Now, is everything satisfactory? 98 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:14,772 I do hope you'll feel thoroughly rested after this little snort... um.. snack. 99 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:19,775 My dinner party tonight is so important. I have such distinguished guests. 100 00:08:20,371 --> 00:08:21,573 Stanley, the phone. 101 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:26,387 Oh no, don't bother. I'll answer it. Mustn't wear yourselves out. 102 00:08:27,589 --> 00:08:29,700 Ollie, do you think she's crazy? 103 00:08:29,735 --> 00:08:33,000 Of course not. It's just that she appreciates our true worth. 104 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,418 Oh, Prince Saul... How nice to hear from you. 105 00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:40,500 I merely wanted to verify the time of our dinner engagement this evening. 106 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 7:30. That'll be most agreeable. 107 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:46,154 Oh, Your Highness, we're so anxious to meet the King. 108 00:08:46,155 --> 00:08:51,000 The minute you accepted my invitation to our club meeting, I rushed home to Basil... 109 00:08:51,001 --> 00:08:53,065 He's my husband, you know... And I said... 110 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:58,725 Basil, dear, we just must make King Christopher feel that this is his second home. 111 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,532 Oh, that is very thoughtful of you, dear lady. 112 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:03,000 Thank you so much. Goodbye. 113 00:09:15,359 --> 00:09:20,000 Thank you, gentlemen, for your splendid work on behalf of our government in exile. 114 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:22,208 Your Majesty, thank you. 115 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,000 Good day, gentlemen. 116 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,925 Your Majesty. 117 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 You do like that tune, don't you? 118 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:07,500 Oh, I love it. It's the Notre Dame victory song. Isn't it wonderful, Uncle Saul? 119 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:09,000 It is. It is indeed. 120 00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:11,757 We have a dinner engagement this evening. 121 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:15,482 Some very important people. Rich, influential. 122 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:19,401 Oh... Then maybe they could help the unfortunate people of our country? 123 00:10:19,402 --> 00:10:23,084 Of course they could and they will. Why else would I let them meet you? 124 00:10:23,119 --> 00:10:25,082 That makes it OK by me. 125 00:10:25,117 --> 00:10:27,131 Oh, Your Majesty... How American... 126 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,250 Uncle Saul... Do you think I can go to Notre Dame some day? 127 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,981 Perhaps. 128 00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:37,520 Do you think they would let me play on their football team? 129 00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:40,538 That's what I'd like to do better than anything else in the world. 130 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,737 My dear, Christopher... 131 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:46,014 I suppose you are also ambitious to drive a fire engine... 132 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:48,974 Or perhaps to be a cowboy. 133 00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:52,724 Your Majesty truly has great feeling for the common people. 134 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:57,634 God must have loved the common people because he made so many of them. 135 00:10:57,701 --> 00:11:00,500 Interesting, but unsettling doctrine. 136 00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:03,694 It's not my doctrine. Its Abraham Lincoln's. 137 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:07,673 And you would like to take this doctrine of Mr. Lincoln's back to Orlandia? 138 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,777 I would. Indeed I would. 139 00:11:09,812 --> 00:11:14,713 I admire you for those sentiments, Christopher. More than that, I love you for them. 140 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,849 These are the people you mean? 141 00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:19,602 You said it, big boy. 142 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,795 Your Majesty... 143 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:24,362 I mean, you expressed the idea to perfection. 144 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,625 But how can I get to know them? 145 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,535 Bodyguards, tutors, secretaries. 146 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:35,152 Your father got to know people by going among them, as one of them. 147 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,220 How would you like to do that, this afternoon, with Ronetz? 148 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,183 Your Majesty. 149 00:11:41,573 --> 00:11:43,000 You sent for me, Your Highness? 150 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:45,500 Yes, Ronetz. Hurry now, dear boy. 151 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:47,590 Thank you, Uncle Saul. 152 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Strange people don't seem to understand how fond I am of children. 153 00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:55,941 This afternoon you will take His Majesty out of the hotel by the service entrance. 154 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,077 Without the bodyguard? 155 00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:02,760 Our good people of Orlandia are not ready to rule themselves. 156 00:12:02,795 --> 00:12:04,500 And Christopher, I'm afraid, will have them try. 157 00:12:04,501 --> 00:12:08,321 Oh, he's all heart, that boy. Like his father, Ronetz. 158 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:13,411 And now it would sadden me beyond measure if Christopher were to meet with an accident. 159 00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:15,300 But I must put aside my own feelings. 160 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,194 History will applaud your courage, sir. 161 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,887 The details, Ronetz... I may leave them to you? 162 00:12:21,922 --> 00:12:23,100 Oh, yes. Certainly, sir. 163 00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:29,298 It'll all be over, quietly, without pain and it will be blamed on our political opponents. 164 00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:34,000 The King is dead. Long live the King. 165 00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:45,000 Now put these in the china closet and please be careful. 166 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,000 That'll be fine. 167 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,629 Now, Oliver, I want you to go right out and do the marketing for my dinner party tonight. 168 00:12:57,664 --> 00:13:01,251 I'm late for my canteen meeting or I'd do it myself. 169 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:04,944 Now, here is the list. You can take the shortcut, through Rexford Park. 170 00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:06,287 And don't forget the caviar. 171 00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:09,500 I usually keep a large supply on hand but that would be hoarding. 172 00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:12,586 I don't believe in hoarding. Do you, Oliver? 173 00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:16,120 Neither does Stanley, does he? 174 00:13:16,398 --> 00:13:21,802 And, Oliver, I want you to get me the biggest, finest sirloin steak you can find. 175 00:13:21,837 --> 00:13:23,997 Here are the ration points. I've been hoarding. 176 00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:28,116 I mean... I've been saving them for weeks. 177 00:13:28,151 --> 00:13:32,200 They're the red points. Pretty, aren't they? 178 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,846 Now, Oliver, I know I can leave everything safely in your hands. 179 00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:39,196 I mean... everything in... 180 00:13:39,231 --> 00:13:41,038 in Stanley's hands... 181 00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:43,877 I mean... I'd better take them out of Stanley's hands. 182 00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:45,834 I mean... You'd better take Stanley with you. 183 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,152 Get him out of here! 184 00:13:48,187 --> 00:13:49,947 I'll finish the dishes myself. 185 00:13:49,982 --> 00:13:53,908 If I'm not mistaken, madam, they ARE finished. 186 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,501 It was good of Uncle Saul to send out this way without the bodyguards. 187 00:13:57,502 --> 00:14:00,000 Well, His Highness thinks of only your true welfare Your Majesty. 188 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,500 What is it, Ronetz? 189 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,500 Oh, it's a trifle. It's only that I seem to be out of cigarettes. 190 00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,750 Do you want to buy some? 191 00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,000 Your Majesty won't mind waiting for me, right here. 192 00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,200 Oh, no. It'll be fun to be alone for a few minutes. 193 00:14:10,201 --> 00:14:12,000 Of course. I shall return immediately. 194 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,846 Oh, Carroll, Falcon. Good you're on time. 195 00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:24,200 As deeply as Prince Saul and I regret this, it is for the good of Orlandia. 196 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,713 His Majesty will accompany you without question. 197 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,001 Of course. He knows us so well. 198 00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:36,854 You will explain that Prince Saul has sent for him on an urgent matter. 199 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:40,638 If he wishes to wait for me, tell him there's no time. That haste is vital. 200 00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:44,422 That your car is waiting and do not communicate with me. I'll call you. 201 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 He's gone! 202 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:52,070 That's strange. 203 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,000 Strange. He was there a moment ago. 204 00:15:04,983 --> 00:15:06,396 Let go! 205 00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:07,587 You don't suppose... 206 00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:11,456 My dear, Carroll, you'd could hardly expect to find him among those hoodlums. 207 00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:13,013 Perhaps he's gone back to his hotel. 208 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:14,178 Possibly... 209 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:17,183 We'd better go back to our apartment immediately. Ronetz said he would call. 210 00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:22,628 Signals ready... 2, 1, 6. 211 00:15:22,663 --> 00:15:24,775 Willy! 212 00:15:25,814 --> 00:15:28,200 Didn't I tell you to be home at 3 o'clock to mind little Gwendolyn? 213 00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:30,450 Awe gee, Ma. There's only a couple of minutes left. 214 00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:32,700 Oh, please, Mrs. Flannagan. Let him finish the game. 215 00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:35,700 No... Not another minute. It's after 4 o'clock now. Come on, get home you! 216 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:39,500 4 o'clock? Gee, I've got to get going on my paper route. So long fellas! 217 00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,449 Wait a minute, Butch. We got to have a referee. 218 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,500 Sorry. Got to go. 219 00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:46,550 Well, I guess we win. The score is 12-7 and you ain't got no right half. 220 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,505 Wait a minute, Chuck. 221 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,250 That's the rules. You can't play with 10 men. 222 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:53,611 I beg your pardon, but couldn't I substitute for Willy? 223 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:55,000 I'm quite a student of football. 224 00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:56,500 Look at the fancy clothes. 225 00:15:56,501 --> 00:15:58,250 He's a student, he says. 226 00:15:58,251 --> 00:15:59,251 Yeah! 227 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,861 Get away, pennyweight. This gang would bust you in half. 228 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,250 Alright, gang. Game's over. 229 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,411 Yeah! 230 00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:09,092 Wait a minute. 231 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,750 What do you mean, wait a minute? We win by default! 232 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,500 Not if we get another player, you don't. 233 00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:14,501 You mean him? 234 00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:17,428 It'll give us 3 minutes more to try for a touchdown, wont it? 235 00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:19,892 If we don't let him play, we're licked right now! 236 00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:21,260 Hey, kid! 237 00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:23,211 Come back here! 238 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,500 OK! You're a right half back! Get in there! 239 00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:29,773 You mean I can play? 240 00:16:29,808 --> 00:16:32,000 I said get in there! OK, fellas! Let's go! 241 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,500 OK, kids. Let's go! 242 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,250 It's all off. Game's over. 243 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,553 But... But... You said... 244 00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:55,500 Can't play without a referee and Butch went home. 245 00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:59,404 That's the rules alright. Guess we lose. Go on home, kid. 246 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,376 We'll beat you worse, tomorrow. 247 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,382 Well, see you tomorrow, gang. 248 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:08,207 Please, please... Couldn't you get another referee? 249 00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:09,501 No, no... None of the gang are... 250 00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:11,324 Wait a minute, Bushy. Look! 251 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,500 What do you say? Let's ask them. 252 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,250 Can't do any harm. Come on! 253 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,250 Hey, mister. Will you referee our game? 254 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:22,009 Our referee had to go to work. 255 00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:23,250 And we can't play without a referee. 256 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,251 Please, mister. 257 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,702 Sorry, boys, but we haven't got time. 258 00:17:26,737 --> 00:17:29,000 Yeah, and we have to prepare a very important dinner. 259 00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,500 We've only got 3 minutes more to play. 260 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:32,250 Awe, come on. Be a sport! 261 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,500 Some other time, perhaps. Run along. Come, Stanley. 262 00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:44,506 Oh, gentlemen... Won't you please referee? Please. 263 00:17:44,507 --> 00:17:48,045 I'm sorry, son but our first duty is to our employer. 264 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,402 But they're just sending me in. 265 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,127 Iit's the first chance I've had to play, 266 00:17:51,128 --> 00:17:54,805 and if you don't referee now, I'll never get the chance. Never. 267 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,004 Won't you, please? 268 00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:04,333 I don't suppose that 5 minutes will make very much difference. 269 00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:05,500 Boys will be boys, you know. 270 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,400 Now remember, son. Only for 5 minutes. 271 00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:13,404 A referee and an umpire! Gee, that's swell! 272 00:18:13,405 --> 00:18:16,000 Here you are, mister. Let me take your packages. 273 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,000 Come on, fellas! Up and at 'em! Were going to finish the game! 274 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,208 Hurry, Jimmy! Hurry! 275 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,250 Here they come. 276 00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:29,000 Alright, boys. Whose ball is it? 277 00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,001 Ours, first down! 278 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,000 I'll get over there and you stay here. 279 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,000 Going in at right half back, sir. 280 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,500 Here's your whistle, mister. 281 00:18:52,637 --> 00:18:58,948 Signals ready... 4, 7, 3, 9, 8, 6, 7, 5, 4, 2, 3, 6... Hit! 282 00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,000 Blow the whistle! 283 00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:29,800 Signals ready... 3, 4, 9, 8, 11, 7, 6, 9, 3, 2... 284 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,800 Signals ready... 3, 4, 9, 4... 285 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,500 Let's go. That's the way. 286 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:06,501 Alright! Now blow the whistle, Stanley. 287 00:20:08,981 --> 00:20:10,500 What are you doing down there? 288 00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:16,887 Come here! 289 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,000 Stay here where you belong. 290 00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,838 Well, I can't keep out of the way. 291 00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:28,349 Give me the whistle! I'll show you how to keep out of the way! 292 00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:31,075 Now get over there! Over here! 293 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Signals ready... 5, 8. 294 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 It's our ball. Come on, gang. Let's go. 295 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,000 2 minutes to go! 296 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,054 Let's fool 'em. 297 00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:14,843 We'll give the ball to pennyweight to your off left tackle. 298 00:21:14,878 --> 00:21:15,905 Think you can do it, kid? 299 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,097 - You bet! - Hup! 300 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:25,000 Signals... 6, 7, 13, 34, 27, 5, 7, 14 301 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 A fumble already. 302 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Alright, boys. Come on... Clear the ball. 303 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 1 minute to go! 304 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,000 Get back, out of our way... Way back! 305 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,000 Way back, I said! 306 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,500 Signals ready... 9, 4, 8, 6. 307 00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:58,501 It's a pass! 308 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 TOUCHDOWN! 309 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 We win! 13 to 12! 310 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,000 Well, goodbye, son. You played very well. 311 00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,750 You sure did. Goodbye. 312 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,322 - Oh, please... - Yes? 313 00:22:46,357 --> 00:22:48,250 Well, I just wanted to thank you. 314 00:22:48,251 --> 00:22:50,500 What for? We didn't do anything. All we did... 315 00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:51,524 Oh, yes, you did. 316 00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:57,250 You see, I've never played football before and if you hadn't refereed the game I... 317 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,000 Oh, you're awfully kind. 318 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:02,000 Well, we just like to see kids have fun. 319 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,750 Yes. We think kids are nice. 320 00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:05,500 And I think you're swell. 321 00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:09,500 Well, let's go, Stanley. I've got to get started on my steak a-la Oliver. 322 00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:11,355 Say, did you get the steak? 323 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,174 - Did I get the steak? - Sure. 324 00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:16,026 I told you to get the steak. Don't you remember anything? 325 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,400 Well, you had the ration books. 326 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,000 I did not. I gave it to you. 327 00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:24,145 I distinctly remember putting my hand into my pocket, pulling out the ration book and... 328 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,500 See? 329 00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:27,000 Why didn't you remind me? 330 00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:28,001 Well, you didn't ask me. 331 00:23:28,002 --> 00:23:32,100 Now we've got to go all the way back to that market and get a steak, thanks to your stupidity. 332 00:23:32,101 --> 00:23:35,000 And if we get one it'll be a great piece of luck. 333 00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,500 Luck? It'll be a miracle. 334 00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:37,587 Why? 335 00:23:37,622 --> 00:23:40,500 Well, we haven't got any money left. We spent everything that... 336 00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:44,271 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! 337 00:23:44,306 --> 00:23:48,174 I've got to fix a steak dinner and I haven't got any meat. 338 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 These cats sure can put it away! 339 00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:09,326 Yeah! It's lucky horse meat ain't rationed. 340 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Ollie... Look! 341 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,217 Stanley, we've got to uphold the rights of human beings. 342 00:24:24,252 --> 00:24:27,855 That beautiful sirloin steak is enough for at least four people. 343 00:24:27,890 --> 00:24:29,237 And he's hoarding it. 344 00:24:29,272 --> 00:24:33,210 Mrs. Hawkley needs it more than that lion. We'll do it. 345 00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:35,094 You're right, Ollie. 346 00:24:35,129 --> 00:24:37,213 Ladies first. I always say. 347 00:24:37,248 --> 00:24:40,141 Stanley, get the meat. 348 00:24:45,045 --> 00:24:46,500 You mean... Me get the meat? 349 00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:48,910 Of course. Reach in and take it. 350 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,427 There's nothing to it. 351 00:24:51,428 --> 00:24:55,231 All you have to do is look the lion straight in the eye. 352 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:59,779 Lions are afraid of that. I read that in a book. 353 00:24:59,814 --> 00:25:01,373 But did the lion read the book? 354 00:25:01,408 --> 00:25:04,000 Don't annoy me with trifles. Hurry. 355 00:25:05,356 --> 00:25:06,855 Are you sure he'll be frightened? 356 00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:09,891 One look at you and he'll be terrified. 357 00:25:41,829 --> 00:25:43,000 Did you look him in the eye? 358 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,500 Yeah, but something must've gone wrong. I got frightened. 359 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:49,688 I can't depend upon you to do anything. 360 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,160 I have it... I'll decoy him away from the meat and you grab it. 361 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:57,206 I'll pretend that I'm another lion. 362 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,702 It's working. Pretend you're a lady lion. 363 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,242 Alright. 364 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,110 Why didn't you take it away from him? You... You... You weakling. 365 00:26:30,145 --> 00:26:31,750 Now I've got to think of another idea. 366 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,250 What are you going to do now? 367 00:26:34,251 --> 00:26:35,408 I'm going to tickle him. 368 00:26:35,409 --> 00:26:38,350 That'll attract him away from the steak then you snatch it. 369 00:26:38,351 --> 00:26:39,700 Suppose it's not ticklish? 370 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:41,600 All lions are ticklish! 371 00:26:49,601 --> 00:26:51,500 Why don't you try and find his funny bone? 372 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,100 See? He's laughing. 373 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,100 Don't look like a laugh to me. 374 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:13,380 Now, how did you get up there? 375 00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:15,290 - I jumped! - Well, come down! 376 00:27:15,325 --> 00:27:17,165 How am I going to get down? 377 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,500 The same way that you got up there! 378 00:27:19,001 --> 00:27:20,250 Wait a minute and I'll help ya. 379 00:27:20,251 --> 00:27:21,251 Come and get me. 380 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,177 It's no use, I guess. We'd better get our packages and go home. 381 00:27:33,212 --> 00:27:36,214 My first chance to cook a meal for the Hawkleys. 382 00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:40,000 My famous steak a-la Oliver, and no steak. 383 00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:41,331 I'm sorry, Ollie. 384 00:27:42,002 --> 00:27:43,659 Look! 385 00:27:43,694 --> 00:27:44,923 Look! The steak! 386 00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:46,500 Good boy. You got it. 387 00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:47,634 How'd you get it? 388 00:27:47,669 --> 00:27:49,300 When he jumped at you I grabbed it. 389 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,700 He must have read the book. 390 00:27:50,701 --> 00:27:52,500 You're a real friend. 391 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:54,115 By the way... What's your name? 392 00:27:54,116 --> 00:27:56,500 Oh... Um... You can just call me Chris. 393 00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:57,521 OK, Chris. 394 00:27:57,522 --> 00:27:59,285 Let me carry these packages for you. 395 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,286 That's real nice of you. 396 00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:03,500 A beautiful gesture. Here, I'll help you. 397 00:28:03,501 --> 00:28:05,300 OK, gang. Let's go. 398 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,750 Oh, wait a minute. I forgot something. 399 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Well, goodbye Chris and thanks for helping. 400 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,500 You'd better run along home to your father and mother. 401 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:26,814 But I haven't any father and mother. 402 00:28:26,815 --> 00:28:28,611 But you must have a home? 403 00:28:28,612 --> 00:28:31,269 Oh, yes. I live with my Uncle. 404 00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:37,239 But... But he's a... A brute. And if I go home now he'll beat me. 405 00:28:37,274 --> 00:28:38,279 He'll beat you? 406 00:28:38,314 --> 00:28:40,945 Oh, yes. He'll beat me terribly. 407 00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:43,000 Oh, please... Let me stay with you a while. 408 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:44,622 Oh, we can't do that, Chris. 409 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:47,652 We've got a dinner to prepare and we're late now. 410 00:28:47,653 --> 00:28:49,325 Come, Stanley. 411 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,799 - Goodbye, Chris. - Goodbye. 412 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:56,267 Maybe if you run home fast your Uncle won't beat you very hard. 413 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,966 Bye. 414 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Now, you can take just one tiny peek. 415 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,000 Servants. 416 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,500 A cook and a butler! 417 00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:27,500 It is a miracle. I better go in and introduce myself. 418 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:28,501 No! 419 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:29,549 No. You mustn't disturb them. 420 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,449 You know how temperamental servants are these days. 421 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:32,800 You'd better go upstairs and change. 422 00:29:32,801 --> 00:29:36,000 His Majesty is due at any minute now. Run along, run along. 423 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:39,248 I've got to get started on my mock turtle soup a-la Hardy. 424 00:29:39,249 --> 00:29:40,900 You put the rest of these things away. 425 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,330 Stanley, you get the pot for the soup and the platter for the steak 426 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:01,750 and I�ll fix the vegetables. 427 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:07,325 You know, that Chris was an awful nice boy. I liked him. 428 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,647 So did I. I wished we could have kept him with us. 429 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:13,345 Yeah, poor kid. He's probably home right now getting a licking. 430 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,334 Gee, I wish that we'd have kept him here. 431 00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:17,750 You know, we could have found a place to hide him. 432 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,622 Sure. You could hide me in the cellar. 433 00:30:20,657 --> 00:30:22,500 Yeah... That's a good idea. 434 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,500 Chris! 435 00:30:30,501 --> 00:30:31,501 Well, look who's here. 436 00:30:31,502 --> 00:30:32,502 Young man, come out of there. 437 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,700 What do you mean sneaking? I thought I... 438 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:39,900 Oh, please, Mr Oliver. There's something I forgot to tell you. 439 00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:40,901 Well! 440 00:30:40,902 --> 00:30:45,700 Well... The beatings aren't all. My uncle won't give me anything to eat. 441 00:30:45,701 --> 00:30:47,486 You mean he starves you? 442 00:30:47,521 --> 00:30:50,527 I haven't had anything to eat for a week. 443 00:30:50,562 --> 00:30:54,611 Why, the despicable cad! Well, you stay right here with us tonight. 444 00:30:54,612 --> 00:30:56,980 Yeah. We'll feed you. Right now! 445 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,075 But you've got to go home in the morning 446 00:30:59,076 --> 00:31:02,845 and we'll go along and have a nice long talk with that uncle of yours. 447 00:31:02,846 --> 00:31:06,300 Here you are, Chris... Look. 448 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 What is it? 449 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,001 Salami! 450 00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,600 And very tasty! 451 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:13,000 You mean one can eat it? 452 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,500 Well, one can try. 453 00:31:14,501 --> 00:31:16,683 - Really? - Yes. 454 00:31:24,405 --> 00:31:26,057 It's delicious. 455 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,700 Oh, Your Highness. This an honour. 456 00:31:31,701 --> 00:31:33,250 Madam, enchant�. 457 00:31:34,438 --> 00:31:36,900 Enchant� too. But where's the king? 458 00:31:36,901 --> 00:31:39,260 His Majesty is not well, madam. He sends his regrets. 459 00:31:39,261 --> 00:31:43,139 Oh, I would have been so enchant� to have a King for dinner. 460 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:46,000 I mean... I mean, I'm sorry His Majesty is ill. 461 00:31:46,001 --> 00:31:48,144 But I am instructed to invite you both to a reception 462 00:31:48,145 --> 00:31:51,200 His Majesty is giving tomorrow afternoon for Prince Prentiloff of Marshovia. 463 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,907 How chic! 464 00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:55,254 We would be delighted to accept. Wouldn't we, Basil? 465 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,063 Yes... Yes. 466 00:31:57,098 --> 00:32:00,316 I guess being a King is pretty hard on a youngster. 467 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:03,057 Oh, His Majesty thinks only of his duties. 468 00:32:03,058 --> 00:32:07,231 Sometimes I fear for him. He scarcely sleeps or eats. 469 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:10,400 How are you doing, Chris? 470 00:32:10,401 --> 00:32:11,984 - Oh, swell. - Good. 471 00:32:12,019 --> 00:32:16,252 I can't understand why my mock turtle soup a-la Hardy isn't done yet. 472 00:32:16,419 --> 00:32:21,500 Well, you know how slow those turtles are. I remember a story once about a turtle... 473 00:32:21,501 --> 00:32:25,500 All that it needs is a wee bit of seasoning. 474 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Oh, Stanley! 475 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,640 Mrs. Hawkley! Chris! 476 00:32:29,641 --> 00:32:33,000 Quick! Hide Chris! Get under the table! 477 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,192 Stanley, I just came to tell you that our guest of honour won't be here. 478 00:32:37,193 --> 00:32:38,594 So there'll just be three for dinner. 479 00:32:38,595 --> 00:32:41,903 I'm sure that you'll see that everything is served nicely... 480 00:32:41,904 --> 00:32:43,104 Won't you? 481 00:32:43,139 --> 00:32:46,500 You can trust me, madam. Everything will go like greasy lightning. 482 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,400 You'll find some Bicarbonate of soda in the cabinet. 483 00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,750 You can come out now. 484 00:33:00,751 --> 00:33:02,200 See? You nearly got caught. 485 00:33:02,201 --> 00:33:07,000 Stanley. Come here. I want to rehearse you. 486 00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:08,001 You want to what? 487 00:33:08,002 --> 00:33:10,834 I want to see that you serve this meal correctly. 488 00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:12,000 What do you mean corr...? 489 00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:15,967 Now, I'm Mrs. Hawkley. Chris, you sit to my right. You're the guest. 490 00:33:16,002 --> 00:33:18,200 A guest... Can you imagine him being a guest? Look at him. 491 00:33:18,201 --> 00:33:20,500 Now for the rehearsal... Serve the soup. 492 00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:28,500 No, no, no... Just pretend. You're always showing your ignorance. 493 00:33:28,501 --> 00:33:32,662 Well, I've as much right to be ignorant as you have. In fact, more! 494 00:33:32,663 --> 00:33:34,363 Much more! 495 00:33:35,364 --> 00:33:37,626 Stanley, at times your most trying. 496 00:33:37,627 --> 00:33:39,467 Well, you can't blame me for trying. 497 00:33:39,468 --> 00:33:40,468 Serve the soup. 498 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:45,735 Oh, no, Mr. Stan. You should serve the hostess first. 499 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,400 I'm the hostess. 500 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:54,400 Oh, no, no, Mr. Stan. You should serve from the left side. 501 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,500 The left side! 502 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,500 This is my left side. 503 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,680 That kid knows more about etiquette than you do. 504 00:34:03,681 --> 00:34:06,749 I just know you're going to disgrace us. 505 00:34:06,784 --> 00:34:11,400 I have it. Chris, you'll have to see that he conducts himself with distinction. 506 00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:14,500 With... esprit de Coeur. 507 00:34:15,175 --> 00:34:16,248 How? 508 00:34:16,283 --> 00:34:18,747 Well, we'll hide you under the dining room table. 509 00:34:18,782 --> 00:34:22,900 And if he goes to serve from the wrong side, you tap him on the foot. 510 00:34:22,901 --> 00:34:24,491 See? Simple. 511 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:32,400 We have a new chef, Your Highness. I do hope he does himself proud. 512 00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:33,401 I'm sure he will. 513 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,817 Will you sit there, Your Highness? 514 00:34:35,852 --> 00:34:37,660 Thank you. 515 00:34:41,643 --> 00:34:42,643 Oh, thank you. 516 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,450 What a pity, His Majesty couldn't have been with us tonight. 517 00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:00,666 I'm sure no one regrets it more than he. 518 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:06,000 Mock turtle soup a-la Hardy! 519 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,535 Stanley has such a quaint sense of humour. 520 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 I always encourage a spirit of fun in my servants. 521 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,200 His sense of humour, no doubt. 522 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,887 Charming, isn't it? 523 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:26,047 Oh, Stanley, you and Oliver will be the death of us yet. 524 00:36:26,048 --> 00:36:28,112 Won't they, dear? 525 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,100 That's quite possible! 526 00:36:38,479 --> 00:36:41,500 Excellent soup, madam I envy you, your new chef. 527 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:44,731 Yes, yes. Oliver is a... 528 00:36:47,254 --> 00:36:48,254 Genius. 529 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:38,000 You may remove... the plates now, Stanley. 530 00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:42,132 You made those cocktails too strong, Basil. They've given me hiccups. 531 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,009 Me too. 532 00:37:48,457 --> 00:37:51,066 We mustn't spoil our appetites, you know. 533 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,000 We're going to have steak. 534 00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:54,638 Oh, really? Splendid. 535 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:06,639 My famous steak a-la Oliver... 536 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,070 Stanley, our ancestors would be proud of us today. 537 00:38:10,105 --> 00:38:13,300 Now serve it carefully and let me know how they like it. 538 00:38:13,301 --> 00:38:14,301 I sure will. 539 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:21,852 One is so fortunate to be able to get help these... 540 00:38:21,887 --> 00:38:24,411 Steak a-la Oliver! 541 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,584 What a magnificent cut of meat. 542 00:38:28,902 --> 00:38:33,735 How perfectly lovely. You certainly got the lion's share, Stanley. 543 00:38:34,736 --> 00:38:35,736 How did you know? 544 00:38:42,073 --> 00:38:44,268 Such a witty fellow. 545 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,500 Just the tiniest bit for me, Basil. Remember my diet. 546 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:07,100 I'm so anxious to meet His Majesty. 547 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,400 I know so few Kings. 548 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,811 And Prince Prentiloff... 549 00:39:20,846 --> 00:39:25,916 I've always felt that Princes have the strangest fascination for me. 550 00:39:25,951 --> 00:39:28,700 Peas and carrots a-la... 551 00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:30,585 Yes, yes, Stanley. Yes. 552 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,200 Put them down. Put them down. 553 00:39:46,206 --> 00:39:47,971 Why don't you try it on the other side? 554 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,582 I seem to have lost my touch. 555 00:39:56,617 --> 00:39:59,621 Stanley, a sharper knife, please. This one is very dull. 556 00:39:59,656 --> 00:40:01,996 A shortage of steel, you know. 557 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,065 Well, Stanley? How'd they like it? 558 00:40:06,066 --> 00:40:07,520 He wants a sharper knife. 559 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,857 - A sharper knife? - That's what he said. 560 00:40:09,892 --> 00:40:13,092 He just doesn't know how to carve a steak a-la Oliver! 561 00:40:13,093 --> 00:40:15,868 Let me at that beautiful specimen! 562 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,925 Pardon me, Mr Hawkley. One must have a knack for these things. 563 00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:02,000 Wrong side. 564 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:24,800 We must take a trip to Washington, Basil and visit His Highness. 565 00:41:24,801 --> 00:41:28,194 That is, if we have to leave the city. 566 00:41:28,229 --> 00:41:32,902 Yes, yes indeed, Washington... Wonderful man. 567 00:41:38,868 --> 00:41:40,600 Just a slip. 568 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:51,360 Stanley... The door bell! Answer it! 569 00:41:51,395 --> 00:41:52,647 Yes, madam. 570 00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:55,936 Oliver, you'd better saw the st... I mean, carve the steak in the kitchen. 571 00:41:55,937 --> 00:41:58,368 I'm afraid the steak is a little too fresh. 572 00:41:58,369 --> 00:42:00,208 Makes it hard to cut, you know. 573 00:42:00,243 --> 00:42:01,896 Yes. 574 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,875 There's a guy by the name of Mr. Ronutz and he wants to talk to a Mr. Highness. 575 00:42:08,876 --> 00:42:11,300 That's my secretary. Would you pardon me a moment. 576 00:42:11,301 --> 00:42:12,301 Oh, certainly. 577 00:42:16,049 --> 00:42:20,525 Take this thing out of here... Take it out! 578 00:42:20,526 --> 00:42:23,590 Now, Basil, Basil. Remember your blood pressure. 579 00:42:23,591 --> 00:42:26,434 I'm quite alright, my dear. 580 00:42:26,469 --> 00:42:29,186 I've never felt better in my life. 581 00:42:29,221 --> 00:42:32,500 The only trouble is these fiends have poisoned me! 582 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,938 That's impossible. He can't have vanished off the face of the earth. 583 00:42:34,939 --> 00:42:37,000 But, Your Highness, that's exactly what did happen. 584 00:42:37,001 --> 00:42:38,325 I telephoned the police immediately. 585 00:42:38,326 --> 00:42:40,311 They're at the hotel now with the district attorney. 586 00:42:40,312 --> 00:42:42,250 I'll be right back. Wait for me. 587 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,497 My dear Mrs Hawkley, something terrible has happened. 588 00:42:45,498 --> 00:42:46,498 It certainly has. 589 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,351 My secretary has just brought me some very disturbing news. 590 00:42:48,352 --> 00:42:49,400 I'm afraid I shall have to leave. 591 00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:53,348 Oh, Your Highness, I'm so sorry must you go and on an empty stomach. 592 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,977 I think they're mad at us, Ollie. 593 00:42:55,978 --> 00:42:57,952 We'd better get Chris out of there. 594 00:42:59,651 --> 00:43:01,318 Chris. Chris. 595 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,720 Good night, Mrs. Hawkley and thanks for a most delicious dinner. 596 00:43:08,721 --> 00:43:10,222 - Good night. - Good night. 597 00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:11,723 Good night, Your Highness. 598 00:43:11,724 --> 00:43:13,089 Delicious dinner? 599 00:43:13,432 --> 00:43:15,560 My good neighbour policy, it's completely ruined. 600 00:43:15,561 --> 00:43:17,500 Oh, I think I better see a doctor. 601 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:21,358 All because of those two imbeciles. They betrayed me... 602 00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:23,678 Good heavens... What's that? 603 00:43:23,713 --> 00:43:25,182 Boy! You! 604 00:43:27,001 --> 00:43:29,300 She saw me. She's coming after me. 605 00:43:29,301 --> 00:43:30,301 Boy! 606 00:43:30,302 --> 00:43:31,302 Where is he? 607 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,500 Where is he? 608 00:43:33,501 --> 00:43:39,464 Oh, so there you are. How did this ragamuffin get in here. 609 00:43:39,465 --> 00:43:41,200 Well, you see, he's a friend of ours. 610 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:45,041 Oh, he is. So you brought him in. Well... That settles it. 611 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:48,500 First you ruin my dinner, then you bring a stowaway into the house! 612 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,999 Please, Mrs. Hawkley. It was my fault. 613 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,597 Out you go! All three of you! I'll give you just five minutes to pack up. 614 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:57,116 Now, remember! Out you go! Scat! 615 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,093 If he's alive, we'll find him. 616 00:44:00,094 --> 00:44:02,729 Give it to the papers at once and send them pictures of the King. 617 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:06,393 Of course. And offer a reward. A $1000 for any information. 618 00:44:06,428 --> 00:44:07,973 Get the pictures of His Majesty. 619 00:44:07,974 --> 00:44:11,335 Try not to worry, Prince Saul. Our men will search every corner in the city. 620 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,599 Now I'll show you another one. 621 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,064 That's Alphonse Hardy. 622 00:44:25,065 --> 00:44:28,542 We had hoped some day to get our pictures in this album. 623 00:44:28,543 --> 00:44:30,359 Along with the other great Hardys. 624 00:44:30,394 --> 00:44:31,400 And Laurels. 625 00:44:31,401 --> 00:44:36,197 I'm afraid we never will. I guess I'll never wear that again. 626 00:44:36,198 --> 00:44:39,485 Of course you will. It wasn't your fault that you were fired. 627 00:44:39,486 --> 00:44:41,500 If I hadn't sneaked into the house... 628 00:44:41,501 --> 00:44:44,353 No, no Chris. We're failures. 629 00:44:44,354 --> 00:44:47,000 Yeah. We're just no good, that's all. 630 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,300 That's not true. You're both wonderful. 631 00:44:50,335 --> 00:44:53,100 And I�ve spoiled everything for you. 632 00:44:53,101 --> 00:44:54,101 No, no, Chris. 633 00:44:54,102 --> 00:44:56,573 Now, what you need, is some sleep. 634 00:44:56,574 --> 00:45:00,300 Stanley, you wait here and I'll go and see if I can get a bed here for Chris. 635 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:32,850 You seem awfully fond of that thing, Chris. 636 00:45:32,851 --> 00:45:35,439 I am. Knute Rockne gave it to my father. 637 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,278 You'd better put it under the pillow until morning. We don't want to lose it, you know. 638 00:45:47,279 --> 00:45:50,010 Stan and I will sleep on the benches downstairs. 639 00:45:50,045 --> 00:45:54,496 You know, Mr. Stan and Mr. Oliver... This has been the happiest day of my life. 640 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,769 Look, Chris. You don't have to say Mister to us. 641 00:45:57,770 --> 00:46:00,600 Of course not. Just call us Stan and Ollie. 642 00:46:01,648 --> 00:46:04,100 After all, we're pals. 643 00:46:04,101 --> 00:46:05,101 Pals. 644 00:46:05,102 --> 00:46:08,500 Sure. You're every bit as good as we are. Isn't he, Ollie? 645 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:09,501 Yes. 646 00:46:09,502 --> 00:46:11,990 OK. Good night, Stan. Good night, Ollie. 647 00:46:11,991 --> 00:46:12,991 - Good night, Chris. - Good night, Chris. 648 00:46:12,992 --> 00:46:13,992 Good night, Ollie. 649 00:46:13,993 --> 00:46:14,993 Good night, Sta... 650 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,800 Alright, fellas. Come along. 651 00:46:26,801 --> 00:46:27,801 That's them, alright. 652 00:46:27,802 --> 00:46:30,560 I'll haul these fellas in. You take care of the kid, Danny. 653 00:46:30,561 --> 00:46:31,624 What are you pinching us for? 654 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:32,625 Yeah... What did we do? 655 00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:35,522 I ain't saying much and if you guys are wise, you'll play dumb too. 656 00:46:35,523 --> 00:46:37,403 Tell it to the D.A. in the morning. 657 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,857 Alright. Go along, quietly. 658 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:44,571 But, Uncle Saul, why can't I see them again? 659 00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,000 They didn't do anything wrong. 660 00:46:46,001 --> 00:46:50,025 Of course, not, my dear boy. I blame my own impulsiveness in sending you out as I did. 661 00:46:50,026 --> 00:46:53,072 I indulge you. It's my great weakness. 662 00:46:53,073 --> 00:46:55,000 Your Highness is too kind. 663 00:46:55,001 --> 00:47:01,617 But at least we could help them, Uncle Saul. Couldn't we get them a position as butler and chef? 664 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,134 Lots of people need butlers and chefs. 665 00:47:04,135 --> 00:47:05,985 I need a butler and chef! 666 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,000 Now, now, Christopher. 667 00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:12,463 But they're fine cooks, I tell you... They'd cook me the most wonderful meals. 668 00:47:12,464 --> 00:47:15,968 My dear boy, don't forget. I've tasted their cooking. 669 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,894 They'd... They'd poison you. 670 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:25,307 You touch me with your concern for these unfortunates. 671 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:29,130 Perhaps, after all, we'll be able to find a place for them on our staff. 672 00:47:29,165 --> 00:47:30,417 You are kind, Uncle Saul. 673 00:47:30,418 --> 00:47:34,470 My kindness is running away with me. Steak a-la Oliver... 674 00:47:35,471 --> 00:47:37,500 Now, Christopher, your Latin tutor is waiting. 675 00:47:37,501 --> 00:47:38,501 Alright. 676 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,769 Dear boy... Such a warm heart. 677 00:47:43,770 --> 00:47:46,947 And those poor men must be released immediately from jail, 678 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:51,040 if they are to serve at our reception this afternoon for Prince Prentiloff. 679 00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:52,676 But, Your Highness, those two clowns? 680 00:47:52,677 --> 00:47:57,751 And if some sort of capsule were to find it's way into the salad, let us say, 681 00:47:57,752 --> 00:48:01,895 or perhaps some or d'oeuvre one of these clowns serves to His Majesty. 682 00:48:01,896 --> 00:48:06,712 And if we found out too late that these two clumsy oafs are both employed by our political enemies... 683 00:48:06,713 --> 00:48:08,661 How very sad it would be, Ronetz. 684 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,804 Get me the District Attorney. 685 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Yes, Sir. 686 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,008 We'll plead guilty, officer. We took the meat. 687 00:48:17,043 --> 00:48:18,150 You did what? 688 00:48:18,151 --> 00:48:19,689 We stole some meat from a lion. 689 00:48:19,690 --> 00:48:23,183 What are you guys talking about? Go on. Get out of here. 690 00:48:23,184 --> 00:48:24,184 Get out of here? 691 00:48:24,185 --> 00:48:28,500 You heard me. We've got no charges against you. Go on! Scram! 692 00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:32,069 Oh, here, wait a minute, wait a minute. I almost forgot. 693 00:48:32,104 --> 00:48:34,608 Call at that address right away. 694 00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:39,000 Rexford Park Hotel, room 1242. 695 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:42,705 Oh, don't bother about that. Let's try and find Chris. 696 00:48:42,706 --> 00:48:46,206 It'll only take a minute to drop in there. It might be a job. 697 00:48:46,241 --> 00:48:47,560 Your Majesty. 698 00:48:47,595 --> 00:48:49,221 It is indeed a pleasure to greet you. 699 00:48:49,222 --> 00:48:51,444 The honour is mine, Your Majesty. 700 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,671 Your Majesty, may I present Mr. and Mrs. Kitteridge. 701 00:48:56,412 --> 00:48:57,412 Your Majesty. 702 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,409 It was kind of you to come. 703 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,750 Oh, how cosy. Prince Saul, how are you? 704 00:49:09,751 --> 00:49:13,000 My dear, Mrs. Hawkley. Mr. Hawkley, how nice of you to come. 705 00:49:13,001 --> 00:49:14,001 It's quite an honour. 706 00:49:14,002 --> 00:49:16,000 Allow me to present you to His Majesty. 707 00:49:16,001 --> 00:49:18,185 I wouldn't have missed this for anything. 708 00:49:18,186 --> 00:49:22,450 I told the girls at the club, they'd simply have to get another fourth for bridge. 709 00:49:22,451 --> 00:49:25,762 Your Majesty, allow me to present Mr. and Mrs. Hawkley. 710 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:26,763 How do you do, Your Majesty. 711 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,363 Your Majesty. 712 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:37,000 We are honoured at your presence. 713 00:49:37,001 --> 00:49:38,001 Ah, Mr. Ashwood. 714 00:49:42,517 --> 00:49:44,946 Basil, that boy... I mean the King... 715 00:49:44,947 --> 00:49:46,526 Well, what about him? 716 00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:52,320 He looks exactly like that hoodlum those two nincompoops smuggled into our house last night. 717 00:49:52,321 --> 00:49:53,700 For heaven's sake, Elvina. 718 00:49:53,701 --> 00:49:55,081 I beg your pardon, sir, 719 00:49:55,116 --> 00:49:58,172 but there are two men in the ante-room who say they were told to come to this address. 720 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,523 Of course, it's a mistake. 721 00:50:00,524 --> 00:50:02,250 No, it isn't. Tell them to wait. 722 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,435 Gee, this is a swell joint. 723 00:50:06,436 --> 00:50:07,436 Yeah. I wonder who lives here. 724 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:10,630 - Let's take a peek. - Alright. 725 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,000 A masquerade party! 726 00:50:21,001 --> 00:50:22,001 Yes, silly. 727 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,760 Your Highness. 728 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:31,182 Your Majesty, may I present Prince Prentiloff of Marshovia. 729 00:50:31,183 --> 00:50:32,800 Ollie... Look. 730 00:50:35,789 --> 00:50:36,789 Chris... Chris. 731 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,659 Ollie! Stan! 732 00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:41,391 Chris! Chris! 733 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,800 Son of a gun, you! 734 00:50:44,801 --> 00:50:46,900 What're you doing here? Where have you been? 735 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:50,812 Then it was the King I threw out of my house last night. 736 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,752 I beg your pardon. His Majesty The King is busy at the moment. 737 00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,000 That's alright. Tell him to go right ahead. 738 00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:58,314 Oh, sure... He won't bother us. You little rascal! 739 00:50:58,315 --> 00:51:01,018 You know, we were worrying all night about you. Weren't we, Ollie? 740 00:51:01,019 --> 00:51:04,230 I refer to King Christopher II of Orlandia! 741 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:10,095 King Christopher! 742 00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:14,580 Chris, you ain't a King? 743 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,885 I... I should have told you. 744 00:51:20,576 --> 00:51:22,576 Your Majesty. 745 00:51:23,577 --> 00:51:25,038 Your Majesty. 746 00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:30,000 Your Majesty... Prince Prentiloff. You have offended him. 747 00:51:30,975 --> 00:51:34,036 His Majesty will be pleased to grant you an audience at a later time. 748 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,155 Oh... Sure, Chris. 749 00:51:37,156 --> 00:51:38,156 Thank you, Your Majesty. 750 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,707 Mr. King, Chris. 751 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,734 Your Majesty. 752 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:04,500 Your Highness, it is indeed a pleasure to greet you. 753 00:52:06,519 --> 00:52:07,999 Just a minute, please. 754 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,769 I regret this unfortunate incident. 755 00:52:09,770 --> 00:52:12,701 I wanted to see you alone and explain about Christopher. 756 00:52:12,702 --> 00:52:16,800 Oh, that's alright. We understand and we won't try to see him again 757 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,769 We know how it is... 758 00:52:18,770 --> 00:52:23,000 He's a King and we're... We're just nobody. 759 00:52:23,735 --> 00:52:26,558 Please, gentlemen. Will you wait just a minute. 760 00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:29,145 I think I can help you. Won't you sit down? 761 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:39,850 Would you consider a position as butler and chef to His Majesty The King. 762 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,800 Well... But gentlemen. 763 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,857 That's a very funny joke. 764 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:51,000 And if you don't mind, we don't feel like kidding now. 765 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,802 Kidding... But I'm not kidding. 766 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:57,125 His Majesty is giving a tea immediately after the presentation and I want you to serve it. 767 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,845 You ain't kidding? 768 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,659 I ain't kidding! I give you my word. 769 00:53:01,694 --> 00:53:03,702 Will you do it? 770 00:53:03,737 --> 00:53:07,162 Will we do it? Stanley, the album! Quick! 771 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:20,724 Just as I thought. We've topped our ancestors. 772 00:53:20,725 --> 00:53:24,648 Look, Stanley. None of them ever got any higher than a Lord Mayor. 773 00:53:24,649 --> 00:53:26,870 And we're going to serve a King! 774 00:53:43,368 --> 00:53:44,368 Thank you. 775 00:53:44,369 --> 00:53:47,250 Try a black one. They're good. Pardon me. 776 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:55,857 Yes, Your Majesty. I'm quite convinced that both our countries will eventually... 777 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,812 Oh, there you are, Stanley. Oh, you, pixie, you. 778 00:54:24,813 --> 00:54:28,452 After all this... excitement, 779 00:54:28,487 --> 00:54:31,952 I'm sure you'll be glad to come back and work at our little house, won't you? 780 00:54:31,987 --> 00:54:33,960 No, mam. 781 00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:39,579 He keeps us in stitches, doesn't he, Basil? 782 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,516 Um... Yes. 783 00:54:41,551 --> 00:54:44,071 You'd better have Stanley serve your special salad now. 784 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,916 And be sure he serves His Majesty first. 785 00:54:45,917 --> 00:54:46,917 Naturally! 786 00:54:46,918 --> 00:54:49,647 By the way... Which is His Majesty's? 787 00:54:49,648 --> 00:54:52,000 Well, that one, of course. It's the biggest! 788 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,750 Stanley, you may serve the special salad now. 789 00:55:06,751 --> 00:55:07,751 This one is His Majesty's. 790 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,700 Are you sure this is the largest one? 791 00:55:12,701 --> 00:55:15,188 Of course it is. I picked out myself. 792 00:55:15,189 --> 00:55:18,500 I don't think it is, Ollie. I think this one here, looks bigger. 793 00:55:18,501 --> 00:55:21,000 No, no, no, no. Wait just a moment. I think this is the largest. 794 00:55:21,001 --> 00:55:22,630 No, no... That's not it. 795 00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:25,800 If you compare them... Look. 796 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,390 No, no, Stanley. This is the biggest. 797 00:55:29,391 --> 00:55:31,600 - That's the one. - That's it exactly. 798 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,500 Which one is His Majesty's? Wait a minute. 799 00:55:43,501 --> 00:55:45,309 Just a minute, my good man. 800 00:55:45,310 --> 00:55:50,600 I'm in charge here and I'm quite capable of serving this luncheon. Thank you. 801 00:55:58,601 --> 00:56:01,185 What a charming salad. 802 00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:04,530 Your Majesty is simply going to play havoc or something with my diet. 803 00:56:05,798 --> 00:56:08,447 They say salads are full of vitamins. 804 00:56:08,482 --> 00:56:12,500 I think vitamins are wond... wonderful. Don't you? 805 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,500 From A to Z. 806 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,704 I beg your pardon, Your Highness. May I speak to you for a moment? 807 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,451 Excuse, me please. Your Majesty. 808 00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:24,175 They mixed up the salads. 809 00:56:48,661 --> 00:56:51,946 I always eat too fast. It must've stuck in my throat. 810 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,354 Why, Your Highness, you haven't touched your salad? 811 00:57:12,355 --> 00:57:13,600 I'm not very hungry. 812 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:15,813 Just a teensy weensy bit. It's full of just what you need. 813 00:57:15,814 --> 00:57:17,239 Now open your mouth. 814 00:57:17,274 --> 00:57:18,856 - Open your mouth. Let me feed you. - No. No! 815 00:57:18,891 --> 00:57:21,170 His Highness is having one of his nervous attacks. His doctors warned him. 816 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:22,688 He really ought to lie down, Your Majesty. 817 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:23,700 If you'll excuse him... 818 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,800 Of course. 819 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:30,750 Oh, Stanley. Take this to the kitchen immediately. 820 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:32,500 Come with me, Your Highness. 821 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,556 What do you suppose happened to that fellow? 822 00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:42,175 I don�t know. Maybe he didn't like the salad. 823 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Looks alright to me. 824 00:57:44,001 --> 00:57:47,867 Well, he certainly was fidgety. I can't understand it. 825 00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:49,425 Stanley! 826 00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:51,900 That's for the guests. Leave it alone. 827 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:54,500 And put that down! 828 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,776 Now look what you've done. 829 00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:01,300 You've spoiled it. I'll fix it. 830 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,795 There... 831 00:58:08,830 --> 00:58:11,663 Now get back to the drawing room. My guests are waiting. 832 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,829 Are you sure you're alright to go back in there? 833 00:58:14,864 --> 00:58:16,175 You know you were rather upset. 834 00:58:16,176 --> 00:58:17,679 Of course I'm alright... 835 00:58:17,714 --> 00:58:20,500 Well, Ronetz, your certainly setting yourself a record for bungling things. 836 00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:22,900 Your Highness, if I may say so, you had a share in the bungling. 837 00:58:22,901 --> 00:58:25,600 It was your idea to engage those two idiots. 838 00:58:25,601 --> 00:58:28,433 If the King didn't get the poison salad it was your fault, not mine. 839 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,660 Stan. Ollie. 840 00:58:42,097 --> 00:58:44,200 What do you suppose he's going to tell those two fools? 841 00:58:44,201 --> 00:58:46,497 I don't know, but I intend to find out. 842 00:58:46,532 --> 00:58:50,467 Stay in there with the guests. Tell them I'll be resting for half an hour. 843 00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:54,669 Your Majesty... 844 00:58:54,704 --> 00:58:57,710 So you found your friends again. That's fine. 845 00:58:57,745 --> 00:59:00,720 But you'd better go back to the drawing room, now, Christopher. 846 00:59:00,755 --> 00:59:03,270 But why should you try to kill me, Uncle Saul? 847 00:59:03,271 --> 00:59:06,600 Mr. Highness, we ought to throw you right out of that window! 848 00:59:06,601 --> 00:59:08,259 Yeah. Head first. 849 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:16,300 Throw me out of the window... That would be quite a long fall I'm afraid. 850 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,776 I'm told that a person falling any great distance 851 00:59:27,777 --> 00:59:30,500 loses consciousness long before he reaches the ground. 852 00:59:30,501 --> 00:59:32,566 Oh, well. We won't have to throw him out. 853 00:59:32,567 --> 00:59:33,567 Why? 854 00:59:33,568 --> 00:59:35,185 Just give him a little push when he jumps. 855 00:59:39,150 --> 00:59:41,500 I'm trying to make it easy for you. 856 00:59:41,501 --> 00:59:44,640 The King will make a very gallant struggle for his life 857 00:59:44,641 --> 00:59:46,938 and I shall arrive too late to save him. 858 00:59:46,939 --> 00:59:49,953 Oh, you're not too late. We'll help you... Won't we, Ollie? 859 00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:53,403 And now gentlemen... And Christopher... 860 00:59:53,438 --> 00:59:57,340 If I may trouble you to climb out on the ledge outside this window? 861 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,913 Come, come gentlemen. Please. 862 01:00:00,914 --> 01:00:04,475 I'm a very sensitive man. I find this quite painful. 863 01:00:05,006 --> 01:00:06,300 He finds it painful. 864 01:00:07,301 --> 01:00:10,496 - How much you got left, boys? - Just that place near the window. 865 01:00:10,531 --> 01:00:13,536 - Well hurry along. - Charlie, lets slide it over the sill. 866 01:00:29,152 --> 01:00:33,440 Come, Stanley. Let no one say that we were afraid to die! 867 01:00:33,441 --> 01:00:35,337 I don't care who says it! 868 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:39,975 We've done no wrong so we have nothing to fear. Come. 869 01:00:39,976 --> 01:00:42,620 - Nothing to fear? - No! 870 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:44,000 Hold this, will ya? 871 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:07,178 You're right, Ollie. Let us laugh in the face of death. 872 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Come, Your Majesty. 873 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:25,379 Now... His Majesty first, if you don't mind. 874 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,500 Goodbye, Ollie... Goodbye, Stan. 875 01:01:30,501 --> 01:01:32,643 - Goodbye, Chris. - Goodbye, Chris. 876 01:01:36,889 --> 01:01:38,315 What the...? 877 01:01:38,350 --> 01:01:39,500 Quick! The police! 878 01:01:39,501 --> 01:01:42,000 Let's see what's up. Come on! 879 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:47,400 And now gentlemen, if you would care to say your goodbyes... 880 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,209 Farewell, Stanley! 881 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:59,000 You've been a wonderful pal. A nobler creature never lived. 882 01:02:00,201 --> 01:02:02,790 Goodbye, Ollie. You're a... 883 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:05,448 Nice fella too. 884 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:10,000 Look at that. A fine way to leave things. Come on. Give me a hand. 885 01:02:10,001 --> 01:02:11,609 OK. 886 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:17,500 Ollie, I'll never forget you. Never. 887 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:19,505 Nor I you, Stanley. 888 01:02:19,506 --> 01:02:25,564 At last we've come to the parting of the ways and our fate lies below... 889 01:02:25,599 --> 01:02:30,001 Far, far below. 890 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:39,300 Come, come, gentlemen. I must ask you to step off that ledge. 891 01:02:39,301 --> 01:02:43,106 - Can't we say goodbye first? - You just did. 892 01:02:43,141 --> 01:02:44,900 I know but this time we really mean it! 893 01:02:45,485 --> 01:02:47,250 I've had enough of this! 894 01:02:47,251 --> 01:02:51,001 I shall count ten and when I say ten... You jump! 895 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,828 One... 896 01:02:55,003 --> 01:02:56,003 Two... 897 01:02:56,004 --> 01:02:58,817 It makes me dizzy to look down there. 898 01:02:58,852 --> 01:03:03,531 Close your eyes and try not to land on your head. That's what I�m going to do. 899 01:03:03,566 --> 01:03:05,703 Three... 900 01:03:06,626 --> 01:03:07,626 Four... 901 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:12,888 Five... 902 01:03:14,889 --> 01:03:16,670 Six... 903 01:03:16,671 --> 01:03:20,181 Nu! Wait 'til he says ten! 904 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,675 Seven... 905 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,010 Eight... 906 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:30,750 Nine... 907 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,410 Thank heavens he didn't say ten! 908 01:04:03,311 --> 01:04:04,411 You're tickling me! 909 01:04:20,586 --> 01:04:22,712 Climb up and grab my belt! 910 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,600 Take it easy, now! 911 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,500 Grab my belt! 912 01:04:42,350 --> 01:04:43,350 Over there... Quick! 913 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,432 Hang on! We'll get ya! Give me a hand! 914 01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:51,397 Bring him up! 915 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:54,236 Help me! Help! Help! 916 01:04:55,751 --> 01:04:59,300 Help me... Help me, Ollie... Save me... Save me! 917 01:04:59,301 --> 01:05:01,000 It's alright, Stanley. You're safe! 918 01:05:01,001 --> 01:05:02,500 Open your eyes! 919 01:05:02,501 --> 01:05:05,500 I can't. I can't look down. 920 01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:07,250 Open your eyes! 921 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,800 How did we get in here? 922 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,801 Where's that Highness fella? 923 01:05:16,802 --> 01:05:19,661 Yes! Where is Uncle Saul? 924 01:05:19,662 --> 01:05:20,662 Is he alright? 925 01:05:20,663 --> 01:05:23,500 In there. He... He ain't feeling so good. 926 01:05:23,501 --> 01:05:25,889 We just telephoned. They're coming right up to take care of him. 927 01:05:25,890 --> 01:05:29,330 Say, Chris. How about something to eat for the boys? 928 01:05:29,331 --> 01:05:30,331 Sure. Look. 929 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:32,400 Salami! 930 01:05:34,370 --> 01:05:35,635 Have a seat, won't you, gentlemen? 931 01:05:35,636 --> 01:05:36,636 Sure... Thanks. 73442

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