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Welcome back, friends.
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You'll recall, Jane reunited
with her first love, Adam.
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And Rafael, well, he'd reunited
with his first wife, Petra.
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But things will be different now.
We'll communicate, and I'll listen.
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Sweet, right? Not as sweet...
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I am done feeling guilty
'cause I don't want Mateo
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to have some small life
where he counts pennies
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and doesn't get on a plane
till he's 20 years old.
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You know, if Mateo grew up
to say something like that,
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I would feel like I failed as a parent.
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And it seemed like they'd be
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- stuck together a while longer.
- What the hell?
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Yeah, see, Raf's sister, Luisa,
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had kicked him out of her hotel.
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And even worse, she'd teamed up
with Petra's twin sister, Anezka.
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I know, straight out
of a telenovela, right?
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And speaking of, Jane's father
had married Jane's mom.
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Only problem...
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- It's your dad's.
- Oh, my God.
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Which reminds me, remember when
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Jane slept with
her father's co-star, Fabian,
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and he introduced her to his
granny, on, like, night three?
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Well, ever since she ended it,
things had gotten a little tense
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between the men on set,
but that was small potatoes
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compared to this big news.
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- I think I'm in labor.
- I know, right?
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So let's give birth
to this episode already.
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As you all know,
Jane Gloriana Villanueva
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has always believed in following rules.
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- You know the rules. Pick that up.
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Oh, boy, what did Mateo do now?
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I am serious, you pick that up
right now and you...
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chug that beer!
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Chug! Chug! Chug...
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Hey, drinking games need structure, too.
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Chug, chug, chug, chug!
Who's the champ? I'm the champ.
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Change that leaderboard, Flaco,
and never question my dominance again.
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Okay, one more round?
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- I can't, I got to go home.
- Oh, boo.
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I know, I suck, but I have
early morning school drop-off.
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Say good-bye to Fun Jane.
It's back to Mom Jane.
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Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
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For the road.
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- That is you and your alter ego.
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Kind of like Bruce Wayne and Batman.
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I like it. And thank you
for keeping the reference basic.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And I am your Alfred.
- Oh, you lost me already.
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I'm the one that gets
to see the secret part.
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Mm, I like that, too.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm-mm-mwah.
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Hey...
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- Come back soon, bro.
- Yup.
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Ooh, save me some pizza rolls, fam.
Fun Jane out!
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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,
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- I'm gonna slime you.
- Nuh-uh-uh-uh. You know the rules.
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No more shenanigans with protein shakes.
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- Rafael.
- Here's the thing.
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Chase, you'd be crazy
not to get in on this.
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It's a minimal capital ask.
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You would acquire
two-thirds of the Marbella,
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and that means majority control.
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How can you stand this?
His crap is everywhere.
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Abuela, that doesn't mean
what you think it means.
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Chase... Chase, look,
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you'll be kicking yourself
if you pass this up.
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Okay, we are gonna print money.
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Zen Rafael was so much less annoying
than Douche Rafael.
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Speaking of alter egos...
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Of course I'm mad at him.
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But it is his fault that he
wanted to get the hotel back
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with a ridiculous scheme that pissed off
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his crazy sister so much that
she froze Mateo's trust fund.
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And Mateo's school
tuition check bounced.
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_
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Damn, Alba is ride-or-die for Rafael.
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Okay, well, I also don't want to be late
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for public school registration.
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It's really a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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Okay? To just turn a quick mil...
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Okay...
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Well, wake me up when you
come to your senses, Chase.
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- How many steps today?
- Ah...
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_
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So super awesome.
So... we can't be late today.
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Well, we still have ten minutes.
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Hey, have you started the wash yet?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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Hey, Petra.
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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And I hear that, Petra, I do.
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His "mature relationship" voice
is even more annoying
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than his douche voice.
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Your tone is hurtful.
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And I am sorry
for hurting your feelings.
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That was not my intention.
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But, as you know,
I am being followed and harassed
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by my... Oh!
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I have to go.
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Okay, what?
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Do you just stand there
looking through the peephole
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until I come out?
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- _
- Don't be silly.
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I have a high stool I sit on.
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My biggest regret in life is that you
didn't drown in the Atlantic.
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You may be wondering
why Petra didn't have
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her sister arrested
for attempted murder.
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Go ahead, report to police.
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It will become top news story,
and hotel reputation will be ruined.
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All beautiful sister has to do is
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give Dr. Luisa permission to sell hotel.
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I have papers to sign right here.
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For the last time, I'm
not selling my shares.
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And stop calling her doctor.
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She lost her license years ago.
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Then how come she found my fibroids?
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- Aah...!
- Oh, wow.
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Last time I heard a scream like that,
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Darci was going into labor.
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Or, rather, false labor
brought on by stress,
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resulting in...
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Xo!
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...bed rest.
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I said "Xo," not "Ro."
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Xo is indisposed.
Can I get you something?
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Stay back. It's bad enough
I can't be alone.
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I don't need to see
your big, stupid face.
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Aren't you supposed to be back at work?
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Or did they notice
your ten-pound weight gain
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and write you off the novela?
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For the sake of our unborn child,
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I will continue to rise
above your insults.
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And I return to work tomorrow.
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What are you waiting for, then?
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You only have 24 hours
to learn how to act.
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Never go to the bathroom again!
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Breathe. Now, go ahead, let it out.
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She's the most maddening
woman ever to exist.
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And she called me fat.
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That woman has gained at least 30 pounds
since she got pregnant,
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and even I know
babies don't weigh 30 pounds!
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What? Why are you smiling?
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Because I've been thinking.
Remember what she said
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during dinner last night?
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That my pasta is more flaccid than my...
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After that. The little dig
about you going back
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to obsessing about work
after the baby comes,
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and how she'll be stuck
doing everything?
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I have an idea.
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What was Chase thinking?
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He turns down the deal,
then offers me a job selling condos?
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I don't sell real estate, I buy it.
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Priorities, please. This is going to be
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Mateo's school for the next six years.
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Six years? No way. One, tops.
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- I'm getting my money back.
- Well, even so, we might love it.
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I have great memories
of the public kindergarten I went to.
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- Here?
- No, this one was overcrowded
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and I was reassigned. But...
don't worry.
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Okay, class sizes are
capped in Florida now.
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So just give it a chance, okay?
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No way in hell is Mateo going there!
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Now I see why their ratings are so low.
The building is falling apart.
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I'm so sorry, hon,
I know you wanted to love it.
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It is so unfair.
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It has half the budget of public
schools in wealthier districts.
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How is that okay?
I-I mean, it's a vicious cycle.
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Rich kids get better schools,
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better education, get
into better colleges,
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earn more money, put it
back into their schools...
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Preach, Mama.
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Could you ever convince Rafael
to go Catholic?
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It's way less expensive than private.
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Ro... I mean, we...
could probably afford it.
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Isn't he still paying off the De
La Vega-Factor Factor lawsuit?
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Yeah, but I've seen
our finances, we can spare it.
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Let me check if there
are any openings first,
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before asking Dad.
And Rafael. But thank you.
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Cool. Now, where are those arepas?
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Darci will tear me a new one
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if I come home empty-handed.
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That's not a "looking
into Catholic school" giggle.
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It's Adam. He tagged my dinosaur.
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- Kinky.
- No,
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it's not a sex thing, it's a phone game.
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But, now that you brought it up,
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I think I am ready to have sex with him.
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Really?
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So it's serious?
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I still don't know.
Our lives are so different.
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But you were right...
I don't need to know
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where it's going
in order to have sex with him.
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Unless you think I should wait
to know if it's serious.
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No, no, no, no, no, definitely not.
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It's early, no need to think long-term.
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You go over there tonight
and tag that dinosaur.
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Well... those aren't
beer pong clothes.
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Okay, wow, yeah, great. Thanks.
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Yeah, let me think on that
and I'll call you back.
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What is it?
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Something insane just happened.
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I-I applied for a VFX job months ago.
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And I-I didn't think
I had a chance in hell,
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but they just offered me the job.
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But that's amazing!
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Yeah, I know.
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Only the-the job is in L.A.
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Oh.
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Well...
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Still amazing.
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Congratulations.
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I'll, um...
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I'll really miss you.
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Well, uh, that's the thing, Jane.
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This might sound crazy, but
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if you want me to stay, I will.
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In a heartbeat.
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Whoa.
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So I guess we are thinking long-term.
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And so he has 72 hours
to decide on the job,
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which gives me, like, 71 hours
to decide how I feel about him
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or if he fits into my life
or Mateo's life.
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Except, how can I even
do that when it's just
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way too soon to even
introduce him to Mateo?
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Sounds like classic passive-aggressive
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commitment transference to me.
That's a big red flag.
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Unless he's the one.
Pineapple juice?
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How do you know if he's the one?
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Oh, I've got tons of material from my
course at the Learning Annex.
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Compatibility quizzes,
research reports, algorithms...
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Jane doesn't need a test
to figure out her love life.
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And you're not supposed to be working.
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Well, I'm bored senseless.
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The idiot celebrity magazines
your husband keeps buying me
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are killing my brain cells.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to take a whiz.
251
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:28,551
This baby's riding my
bladder like a carnival pony.
252
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,805
How are you not blowing your brains out?
253
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,224
Because there's a plan in motion.
254
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:38,227
Ro's building a nursery on set
to show how committed he is
255
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,929
- to being a good dad.
- Aw.
256
00:10:39,981 --> 00:10:42,970
I'll check it out while I'm there.
257
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,733
Our Lady of Mercy has an opening,
258
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,268
and I'm going to ask about tuition.
259
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,438
- Wish me luck.
- How lucky am I?
260
00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:52,441
A cake! You shouldn't have.
261
00:10:52,493 --> 00:10:54,109
- _
- Thank you,
262
00:10:54,144 --> 00:10:57,246
from the bottom of my heart,
for excluding my archnemesis,
263
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,498
- Fabian!
- Party!
264
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,801
Hello, hello, everyone,
welcome back from reruns.
265
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,287
Meet Alejandro, a sickly kitten
266
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,689
that I rescued and nursed
back to health.
267
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,293
Why does he get a cake?
268
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,222
You're just jealous because
mine is bigger and better.
269
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,673
And my cake is, too.
270
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,176
Your cake is so vulgar and distasteful.
271
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,263
And posing in the nude
with a feline is so 2014.
272
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,683
I'll show you distasteful.
273
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,230
That's it!
274
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,692
I'm done. I'm never shooting
a scene with you again!
275
00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:37,780
Not if I never shoot a
scene with you again first!
276
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,580
Talk about an epic catfight.
277
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,832
It is obvious what has to happen.
278
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,700
Use doubles and pretend
we're in the same scene.
279
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,918
Excuse me?
280
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,755
For once, I agree
with the talentless hack!
281
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,340
The editors can make it work.
282
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,126
There are all kinds of tricks
you can do with doubles.
283
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,213
So, is it done?
284
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,490
Beautiful doctor, not yet.
Petra still saying no to sign.
285
00:11:58,101 --> 00:12:02,103
So step up your game.
I need the hotel sold.
286
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,389
Y-Yes, Dr. Luisa. I call her again.
287
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:13,781
Hello, darling.
288
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,783
Ah, yes. I'm sure you remember
289
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,452
- our old friend Chuck Chesser.
- _
290
00:12:18,477 --> 00:12:21,848
_
291
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,541
I'm here with a proposition.
292
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,576
- Oh.
- A business proposition.
293
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,745
Eh. That's too bad.
294
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,463
A good one.
295
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,416
I'm putting together
a silent investment group
296
00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,886
to purchase two-thirds
of the Marbella.
297
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,256
What I need is a public face,
so Luisa doesn't get suspicious
298
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,590
and realize we're behind it.
299
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,592
Only an idiot
would turn that down, Chuck.
300
00:12:41,617 --> 00:12:42,617
_
301
00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:43,686
If the sale goes through,
302
00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:45,813
you basically get ten percent
for doing nothing.
303
00:12:46,402 --> 00:12:51,989
_
_
304
00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:55,406
Depends if you ask Fun Jane...
305
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,609
Wild night out. What, what?!
306
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,279
- ...or Mom Jane.
- Absolutely not.
307
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,581
What if we come home
wasted and Mateo needs us?
308
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,118
And Alejandro is the ugliest
kitten I have ever seen!
309
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,453
Uh, bad time?
310
00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:12,456
Of course not. I always have
time for my beloved daughter.
311
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:13,624
Aw, thanks, Dad.
312
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:14,842
Just make it snappy,
I have ten minutes.
313
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,177
Right. So, the short version.
314
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,630
I found a great Catholic school
with one spot left.
315
00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:22,850
It'd be perfect for Mateo.
It's just the cost.
316
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,304
Say no more. I will pay for
everything your heart desires.
317
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,773
In the near to long-term future.
318
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,441
I'm not following.
319
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:35,613
Well, I'm having a few
very trendy financial issues.
320
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,150
It's possible that I overspent
a bit these past few years,
321
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,452
so I'm tracking Johnny Depp's lawsuit
322
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,488
against his business managers
to see how that plays out.
323
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,823
- _
- If Johnny loses,
324
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,492
I know it's my fault that I bought
that time-share in Cancún
325
00:13:48,544 --> 00:13:49,994
and part of that vineyard,
326
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,830
after my business managers
warned me not to.
327
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,332
But if Johnny wins, then I can sue them
328
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,550
for my own financial negligence,
329
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,220
and I am back in the game, baby.
330
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,473
Got it. Don't worry,
I'll find the $8,000.
331
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,843
Wait. Only $8,000?
332
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:07,110
Why didn't you say so?
333
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,980
That's less than I spent
334
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:12,316
to shoot Ricardo Montalbán's
ashes into space.
335
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,352
You can swing that? Well, of course.
336
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,854
This is a deal of a lifetime.
337
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,656
I'm telling you, you'd be crazy
not to get in on it.
338
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,909
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
339
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,862
Sorry, you know how I
feel about Catholicism.
340
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,366
All that doom and gloom stuff,
it's not what I believe in.
341
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,360
Well, do you believe
in a great education?
342
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,920
All my teeth are brushed.
343
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,372
Can you please tickle my back?
Please, please, please?
344
00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:36,424
- Yes. Come on.
- Sure.
345
00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:47,577
_
346
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:59,243
_
347
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:06,878
_
348
00:15:10,154 --> 00:15:12,850
_
349
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,507
_
350
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,337
_
351
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,271
_
352
00:15:25,747 --> 00:15:28,328
_
353
00:15:28,363 --> 00:15:30,428
Ow, can you guys tickle less hard?
354
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:42,703
"Darci's Surefire Strategy
to Spotting Your Soul Mate"?
355
00:15:42,728 --> 00:15:44,943
_
356
00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:47,742
Thought it could help me figure
out what to about Adam.
357
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:49,167
_
358
00:15:49,446 --> 00:15:51,196
I'm ditching the quizzes,
and I'm going over there
359
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:53,281
and having a mature, adult conversation.
360
00:15:53,306 --> 00:15:54,706
_
361
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:59,900
_
362
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,205
Ouch.
363
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:02,707
Alba is definitely not
ride-or-die for Adam.
364
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,460
Abuela, don't be such a downer.
365
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:08,978
_
366
00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:11,299
Ooh! I think it's time
to see Alba's alter ego.
367
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:15,103
Can you spot the seven differences?
368
00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:20,771
_
369
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:24,984
_
370
00:16:25,657 --> 00:16:27,690
_
371
00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:31,558
_
372
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:35,730
Fun Alba has spoken. What a surprise.
373
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,925
She agrees with Alba.
374
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:40,162
_
375
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:43,951
_
376
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:47,850
We happen to be fighting
over sending Mateo to Catholic school,
377
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,753
so you should be on my side here.
378
00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:49,854
Hmm.
379
00:16:49,856 --> 00:16:54,920
Yeah... actually,
now that you two are besties,
380
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:57,762
maybe you can talk to him
about Our Lady of Mercy.
381
00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:59,814
Huh? Maybe between the kettlebell swings
382
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,266
and the Fitbit competitions,
383
00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:02,650
you can convince him it's a good idea.
384
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:06,604
_
385
00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:07,772
Thanks, Abuela.
386
00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:09,240
You know what?
387
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,109
I am tired of being
trapped in my own home
388
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:12,827
during mature chat time.
389
00:17:12,863 --> 00:17:14,112
I'm going in.
390
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:16,131
- Uh...
- Yeah. Mm-mm. I am.
391
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,999
And I acknowledge your concern.
392
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,752
But on the other hand, the fact
that I was involved with Chuck
393
00:17:20,787 --> 00:17:22,870
makes him an ideal front man.
394
00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,506
Anezka and Luisa would never think
I'd be in business with him.
395
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:27,509
And I acknowledge your point,
396
00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:29,177
but Chuck still has feelings for you,
397
00:17:29,212 --> 00:17:31,513
and that makes me uncomfortable.
398
00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:33,140
You think I'm comfortable
with you living with Jane?
399
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,967
Remember: she tried to get
in the shower with you.
400
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:39,270
I hear you, but for the millionth time,
401
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:40,939
I don't have feelings for Jane.
402
00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:43,808
Me neither, just to be clear.
403
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,945
Regardless, Jane can't buy a hotel.
404
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:48,947
So you can't unilaterally rule out Chuck
405
00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:50,698
without providing a viable alternative.
406
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:53,651
Look, Anezka's driving me crazy.
I can't take much more.
407
00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,360
I understand.
408
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,539
And I just happen to have a great lead.
409
00:17:59,159 --> 00:18:00,792
Katherine Cortes.
410
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,494
Carlos Cortes' daughter?
411
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,496
- The hotelier?
- Mm-hmm.
412
00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:06,498
Well, why didn't you tell me
about her in the first place?
413
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,633
Because we've been working
on communicating better,
414
00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:10,100
and I wanted to give you a chance
415
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,337
to process your feelings about Chuck.
416
00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:15,600
Oh.
417
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800
Thank you for that.
418
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,393
Yes.
419
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:19,727
Call her.
420
00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:20,979
Is it just me,
421
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:24,182
or is all this communicating
making them a little dull?
422
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:26,684
Now that's more like it.
423
00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:29,687
What do you want to do tonight?
424
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:32,323
Ooh, make out and tequila poppers.
425
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:35,160
Absolutely not.
We're having a serious discussion
426
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,195
about whether this
relationship has legs.
427
00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,947
Which it doesn't.
428
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,866
Why you looking confused?
429
00:18:41,868 --> 00:18:44,252
I'm sorry. It's just...
430
00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:45,703
This big decision.
431
00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:47,705
I'm a little in my head about it.
432
00:18:47,707 --> 00:18:49,541
- Buzzkill.
- Shh.
433
00:18:49,543 --> 00:18:52,760
We need to know if Adam is capable
of a mature, adult relationship.
434
00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,120
Know what I do when
I have a lot on my mind?
435
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:56,181
- Hmm?
- Roofball.
436
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:58,383
And I think we have our answer.
437
00:18:58,385 --> 00:18:59,767
Okay, here we go.
438
00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:03,888
Roofball. You score in the big trash
can, or the little trash can,
439
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:06,608
or the flower pot
that's covered in bird crap.
440
00:19:06,643 --> 00:19:08,860
And do not fall off the roof.
441
00:19:08,895 --> 00:19:11,229
- Has that ever happened?
- Many, many times.
442
00:19:11,281 --> 00:19:14,650
I am going to crush this.
443
00:19:14,117 --> 00:19:18,403
Okay. We're playing for
exactly eight minutes,
444
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:21,720
and then we're telling him to
take the job and "good luck."
445
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,158
- Ready?
- Okay.
446
00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:27,545
Okay. That's, uh, that's
one point for me.
447
00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:29,247
You got to try to block me.
448
00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:30,465
Oh, okay. Okay.
449
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,917
Okay, okay. Now you're getting it.
450
00:19:36,923 --> 00:19:38,423
- Nice!
- Oh!
451
00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:40,592
- Nice!
- Okay, I got this.
452
00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:41,726
You got this fast.
453
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:42,927
- Wow. Okay, cool.
- Yeah.
454
00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:44,429
Hey, hey, hey...
455
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:46,981
- Oh! Oh!
- No.
456
00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:53,104
Oh.
457
00:19:53,156 --> 00:19:54,606
Where'd it go?
458
00:19:54,608 --> 00:19:56,941
Where'd it go, where'd it go?
459
00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:06,251
Oh! Three points!
460
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,119
Bring it, bitches!
461
00:20:08,121 --> 00:20:09,704
Our eight minutes are up.
462
00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:12,757
Ow!
463
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,959
Well, this is just a slap to the face.
464
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,427
I'm sorry the editors
465
00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,429
couldn't make the doubles thing work.
466
00:20:18,465 --> 00:20:20,598
But they did put together something
467
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:22,967
we're really excited about.
468
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:28,208
_
469
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:32,861
_
470
00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:35,146
Oldest trick in the book.
471
00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:37,282
Kill someone off to juice the ratings.
472
00:20:37,317 --> 00:20:39,234
And since the two of you
can't work together...
473
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,654
The new plot
will involve the lady scientist
474
00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:45,323
accidentally swallowing
Guillermo and Hector,
475
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,874
but only one of you
will survive the journey
476
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,493
out of her tush alive.
477
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,995
We're putting your characters
to a focus group
478
00:20:50,997 --> 00:20:53,164
of women ages 34 to 55...
479
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,166
bored housewives,
our bread and butter...
480
00:20:55,218 --> 00:20:56,718
they'll make the call.
481
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,200
Yes!
482
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,400
I just have so much fun with you.
483
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,840
Mm. That's a good thing, right?
484
00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:04,726
Definitely.
485
00:21:04,761 --> 00:21:06,894
It's good to remember
that I'm young, you know?
486
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,396
More than just a mom.
487
00:21:08,431 --> 00:21:09,931
Mm-hmm.
488
00:21:20,277 --> 00:21:21,693
Let's have sex.
489
00:21:21,695 --> 00:21:24,912
Yeah? You ready?
490
00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:26,300
Mm-hmm.
491
00:21:34,874 --> 00:21:36,207
Not a lot of inflatable swan sex?
492
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:37,375
Not as much as you'd think.
493
00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:39,260
- Oh.
- Let's go inside.
494
00:21:43,216 --> 00:21:44,549
Oh.
495
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,551
Usually when this happens,
I just jump down, but...
496
00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:48,386
I can jump.
497
00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:50,855
Do I have to remind you
that I am young and fun?
498
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,191
- Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm.
499
00:22:05,238 --> 00:22:06,454
Here I come.
500
00:22:06,489 --> 00:22:07,705
And, friends,
501
00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:12,210
in that moment,
Jane had never felt so free.
502
00:22:15,248 --> 00:22:17,382
Do you think it's broken?
503
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:21,850
Of course it's broken, you idiot!
504
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,559
So, a simple fracture of
the distal fibula usually takes
505
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,311
four to six weeks of recovery.
506
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:31,140
Now, the pain meds will kick in
soon, so she'll be tired.
507
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,670
She'll also need help in the
shower. The cast can't get wet.
508
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:37,820
He can't give me a shower.
We haven't even had sex yet.
509
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,190
Wait.
510
00:22:40,242 --> 00:22:41,824
Can we even have sex?
511
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,911
It's, uh, possible.
512
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,196
Which positions?
513
00:22:46,248 --> 00:22:48,198
I think those are the meds
that you were talking about.
514
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,867
You'll need to do the driving
for the next month.
515
00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:52,535
He may not even be here in a month.
516
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,836
He got a job in California.
517
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,373
It's very exciting for him
and very confusing for me.
518
00:22:57,425 --> 00:22:58,841
Congratulations.
519
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,377
Uh, someone will be by with
the discharge papers shortly.
520
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,719
Hey, look.
521
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,939
I can tell that my question's
really stressing you out.
522
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,191
What? You have me
confused for Mom Jane.
523
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,394
I am Fun Jane.
524
00:23:18,446 --> 00:23:21,114
Stay, go, whatevs. I'm cool.
525
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,899
Still, I'm taking the decision
off your plate.
526
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,901
I got this.
527
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,568
Oh.
528
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,122
You're so sweet.
529
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,541
Oh, I think those drugs are kicking in.
530
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,576
Mm.
531
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,923
Oh, no.
532
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,808
Sorry, you passed out there.
I couldn't move you.
533
00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:50,927
No, I'm late for my meeting
at Our Lady of Mercy.
534
00:23:50,979 --> 00:23:52,312
What's Our Lady of Mercy?
535
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,596
Uh, it's a Catholic school for Mateo.
536
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,316
I was supposed to meet
with them today. Ow! Oh!
537
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,935
Ooh. Oh, could you pass me my pants?
538
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,107
Hi. This is Jane Villanueva.
539
00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:08,528
Um, I had an appointment,
um... two hours ago.
540
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,281
What?
541
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,583
Y-You gave the slot away?
542
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,952
I am so glad this worked out.
543
00:24:17,204 --> 00:24:19,154
- _
- I know how busy you are.
544
00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:21,637
So let me just say this.
This is easy money.
545
00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:24,946
You'd clear ten percent without
putting in a dime of your own.
546
00:24:25,203 --> 00:24:29,168
Looks like Katherine
wants to tag his dinosaur.
547
00:24:29,193 --> 00:24:31,993
_
548
00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:34,345
I still can't believe that we never met.
549
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,653
I've heard so much about you from Chase.
550
00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,644
He and my ex-husband are golf buddies.
551
00:24:41,427 --> 00:24:43,560
_
552
00:24:44,287 --> 00:24:45,619
I'm sorry, it's about my kids.
553
00:24:45,655 --> 00:24:46,737
Of course.
554
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,707
Thank God my ex and I never had kids.
555
00:24:49,742 --> 00:24:51,742
We get it, lady, you're single.
556
00:24:53,395 --> 00:24:55,289
_
557
00:24:55,348 --> 00:24:59,383
So, let's discuss things
further, over drinks.
558
00:24:59,419 --> 00:25:00,801
Water with lemon.
559
00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:02,586
About time.
560
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,722
You know it's not good
for the baby to be dehydrated.
561
00:25:04,757 --> 00:25:06,590
Were you working?
562
00:25:06,642 --> 00:25:08,142
Just checking a few e-mails.
563
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,929
These aren't e-mails.
564
00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:13,314
This is a dating profile.
565
00:25:13,349 --> 00:25:15,990
Wait.
566
00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:16,317
This is for you?
567
00:25:16,352 --> 00:25:19,236
Why are you posting a profile?
568
00:25:19,272 --> 00:25:21,439
Why do you think?
569
00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:23,441
I don't want to raise this baby alone.
570
00:25:23,443 --> 00:25:25,250
Alone?
571
00:25:27,663 --> 00:25:29,280
Put this on.
572
00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:30,332
I'm about to yell,
573
00:25:30,366 --> 00:25:31,832
and I don't want to hurt the baby.
574
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:37,254
Doing this alone?!
575
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:39,256
We brought you into our home!
576
00:25:39,292 --> 00:25:41,175
We wait on you hand and foot,
577
00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:42,793
take you to your doctor's appointments.
578
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:45,346
In fact, my husband is on set right now
579
00:25:45,381 --> 00:25:48,132
building you a nursery...
a surprise nursery...
580
00:25:48,184 --> 00:25:50,634
so you know you won't be
doing this on your own.
581
00:25:50,686 --> 00:25:53,137
So what? That's all stuff for the baby.
582
00:25:53,139 --> 00:25:55,189
Neither of you would have
anything to do with me
583
00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:56,224
if I weren't pregnant.
584
00:25:56,225 --> 00:25:57,641
Of course not.
585
00:25:57,693 --> 00:25:58,859
But you are.
586
00:25:58,895 --> 00:26:01,645
So we're stuck together forever.
587
00:26:01,697 --> 00:26:03,300
That's called family.
588
00:26:03,650 --> 00:26:05,816
And we're trying.
You're the one who's not.
589
00:26:05,818 --> 00:26:07,952
So, if you really want
what's best for the baby,
590
00:26:07,987 --> 00:26:09,820
worry less about getting dehydrated
591
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:12,289
and more about getting along
with her father.
592
00:26:12,325 --> 00:26:14,492
And you could be
a little nicer to me, too.
593
00:26:15,995 --> 00:26:18,128
Pick me.
594
00:26:18,164 --> 00:26:19,663
Choose me.
595
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,332
Love me.
596
00:26:21,384 --> 00:26:23,133
_
597
00:26:23,169 --> 00:26:25,803
Why do you look so worried, Papa?
598
00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:28,839
Well, because these women
are deciding if Papa
599
00:26:28,841 --> 00:26:32,900
or a terrible ogre will
stay on the telenovela.
600
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,511
Let's listen in, Matelio.
601
00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:39,373
_
602
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:42,717
_
603
00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:44,855
Sell it, woman with the lazy eye.
604
00:26:45,366 --> 00:26:49,626
_
605
00:26:50,203 --> 00:26:52,554
_
606
00:26:54,330 --> 00:26:55,366
Jane, what happened?
607
00:26:55,368 --> 00:26:58,702
No big deal, just a small fracture.
608
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,671
Hey.
609
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,289
What's Fabian's grandma doing in there?
610
00:27:03,644 --> 00:27:06,427
_
611
00:27:06,462 --> 00:27:07,878
Oh, my God.
612
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,431
That floozy has infiltrated
the focus group.
613
00:27:10,466 --> 00:27:13,884
Well, the jig is up, Granny.
614
00:27:13,886 --> 00:27:15,190
Uh...
615
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,104
Uh, w-wait, wait, wait! Think.
616
00:27:17,139 --> 00:27:19,723
How is it gonna look if you storm
in there and attack a grandma?
617
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,642
You're right.
618
00:27:22,812 --> 00:27:24,862
I have a better plan.
619
00:27:24,897 --> 00:27:28,115
Which, my friends, brings us here.
620
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:31,316
_
621
00:27:38,132 --> 00:27:41,353
_
622
00:27:41,464 --> 00:27:45,820
Yup. Meet Rogelio's new alter ego.
623
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,649
_
624
00:27:49,694 --> 00:27:51,673
_
625
00:27:54,164 --> 00:27:55,787
_
626
00:27:58,242 --> 00:28:01,635
_
627
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:06,340
_
628
00:28:06,365 --> 00:28:08,645
_
629
00:28:08,670 --> 00:28:14,800
_
630
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,649
Whoa there, Granny.
631
00:28:16,577 --> 00:28:18,801
_
632
00:28:18,826 --> 00:28:25,286
_
633
00:28:25,311 --> 00:28:31,610
_
634
00:28:31,635 --> 00:28:35,755
_
635
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:39,521
_
636
00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:42,000
_
637
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,356
_
638
00:28:43,381 --> 00:28:45,455
_
639
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,888
_
640
00:28:50,913 --> 00:28:52,501
_
641
00:28:52,585 --> 00:28:54,485
I'm uncomfortable.
642
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,370
Because it's obvious that
Katherine is looking for
643
00:28:57,890 --> 00:28:59,390
a hookup with you in
exchange for signing on.
644
00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,375
And I acknowledge your feelings.
645
00:29:01,377 --> 00:29:04,545
Oh, man, I'm sick of
mature Rafael and Petra too.
646
00:29:04,597 --> 00:29:08,182
But you have nothing to worry about,
because I can handle Katherine.
647
00:29:08,217 --> 00:29:10,500
Just like I can handle Chuck.
648
00:29:10,102 --> 00:29:12,886
He's the logical choice, a known entity.
649
00:29:12,939 --> 00:29:15,889
You working with Chuck
makes me uncomfortable,
650
00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:18,580
because I have no interest in Katherine.
651
00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:21,111
You and Chuck have a romantic history.
652
00:29:21,147 --> 00:29:24,198
How many more times and
ways can I explain to you
653
00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,330
that I don't want to be with him?
654
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,235
I know you don't.
But you've gone there before.
655
00:29:28,237 --> 00:29:29,954
Slept with men
to advance your interests.
656
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:36,460
Whereas I haven't crossed that line.
657
00:29:36,495 --> 00:29:39,296
And speaking of crossing a line.
658
00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:43,917
Ciao.
659
00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:45,712
_
660
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:47,620
_
661
00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:50,763
_
662
00:29:58,434 --> 00:30:00,484
- Hello.
- _
663
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:03,153
The focus group chose me?
664
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:04,864
_
665
00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:17,785
Say hello to your abuela for me.
666
00:30:17,787 --> 00:30:19,670
And stay away from my daughter!
667
00:30:26,263 --> 00:30:28,540
_
668
00:30:29,682 --> 00:30:32,516
Aw.
669
00:30:43,646 --> 00:30:47,197
Who knew comic books
could be so romantic?
670
00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:57,491
I know. I'm getting misty, too.
671
00:31:02,248 --> 00:31:04,832
It's just a minor fracture.
672
00:31:04,834 --> 00:31:07,634
I was playing roofball with Adam.
673
00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:09,887
- Uh, roofball?
- Mm-hmm.
674
00:31:09,922 --> 00:31:12,923
As in playing ball on a roof?
675
00:31:13,926 --> 00:31:14,975
Are you gonna be okay?
676
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,810
Yeah.
677
00:31:16,846 --> 00:31:20,647
But we need to talk about
Mateo's school situation.
678
00:31:20,683 --> 00:31:22,660
Because of my accident,
679
00:31:22,101 --> 00:31:24,518
I missed the appointment
for Our Lady of Mercy,
680
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,688
and now we don't even have
the option of Catholic school.
681
00:31:27,690 --> 00:31:30,741
Can you not smile?
That was the best option we had.
682
00:31:30,776 --> 00:31:32,659
I have another one.
683
00:31:32,695 --> 00:31:34,528
Did you know that your parents live
684
00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:36,290
in the Elbamare School District?
685
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:37,831
It's a great public school
686
00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:41,201
with a nine rating, plus music, art, TK.
687
00:31:41,253 --> 00:31:43,871
We can enroll Mateo next year
using their address.
688
00:31:43,923 --> 00:31:46,900
And lie about where we live?
689
00:31:47,376 --> 00:31:49,710
Of course.
690
00:31:49,712 --> 00:31:52,429
Of course your option is to lie.
Why am I surprised?
691
00:31:52,465 --> 00:31:54,181
- That's not fair.
- But it's true.
692
00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:56,517
I mean, that's what you do.
You try to game the system.
693
00:31:56,552 --> 00:31:59,353
Why wouldn't you?
You grew up rich and entitled,
694
00:31:59,388 --> 00:32:01,605
and you think that the rules
don't apply to you.
695
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,723
It was your grandmother's idea.
696
00:32:02,775 --> 00:32:04,558
Yeah.
697
00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:07,600
So as you're climbing
off your high horse,
698
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:08,979
try not to break your other leg.
699
00:32:10,449 --> 00:32:13,617
Well, hello, Douche Jane.
700
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:19,468
I don't understand. You told
Rafael that we should lie
701
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:20,886
to get Mateo into a better school?
702
00:32:21,778 --> 00:32:24,389
- _
- What?
703
00:32:24,848 --> 00:32:27,385
_
704
00:32:27,410 --> 00:32:30,862
_
705
00:32:30,887 --> 00:32:33,418
_
706
00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:36,182
_
707
00:32:36,217 --> 00:32:37,819
You used somebody else's address?
708
00:32:37,844 --> 00:32:39,775
_
709
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,434
_
710
00:32:43,459 --> 00:32:47,143
_
711
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:48,641
_
712
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,161
_
713
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:57,650
_
714
00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:01,727
_
715
00:33:02,479 --> 00:33:04,262
Back to real life for you.
716
00:33:04,297 --> 00:33:06,648
No more excuses to lie
around getting spoiled.
717
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:07,782
You are officially off of bed rest.
718
00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:09,284
Hallelujah!
719
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:11,152
- Oh, thank God.
- I'll see you next week.
720
00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:19,160
So before you drop me off?
721
00:33:19,212 --> 00:33:20,495
Yes?
722
00:33:20,497 --> 00:33:22,330
Let's go see that freakin' nursery.
723
00:33:22,382 --> 00:33:23,382
Really?
724
00:33:23,383 --> 00:33:24,833
But nobody better rub my belly
725
00:33:24,835 --> 00:33:26,334
when I'm there. I'm not
friggin' public property.
726
00:33:26,386 --> 00:33:30,221
I think that look on your face
will scare them off.
727
00:33:33,176 --> 00:33:35,176
I think that's a smile?
728
00:33:35,178 --> 00:33:39,481
I would have gone with a less
tacky mobile, but it's nice.
729
00:33:40,934 --> 00:33:42,660
I'll take it.
730
00:33:42,102 --> 00:33:43,685
Thank you, Rogelio.
731
00:33:43,737 --> 00:33:45,520
You're welcome.
732
00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:48,740
And I swear I will not put
work first when the baby comes.
733
00:33:48,775 --> 00:33:51,192
I want to be a good co-parent with you.
734
00:33:51,194 --> 00:33:53,528
I know.
735
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:55,530
We had a friendship once.
736
00:33:55,532 --> 00:33:59,250
Long, long, long ago.
737
00:33:59,286 --> 00:34:00,502
Can we again?
738
00:34:00,537 --> 00:34:02,860
Let's try.
739
00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:09,544
Now I have something to show you, too.
740
00:34:11,798 --> 00:34:13,932
Welcome to your relaxation room.
741
00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:15,967
Your lady cave.
742
00:34:18,555 --> 00:34:20,605
Rogelio.
743
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,223
What's this for?
744
00:34:22,275 --> 00:34:26,270
Well, I spent some time
with some women today.
745
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:27,228
In a focus group.
746
00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:28,396
And I learned that
747
00:34:28,398 --> 00:34:30,949
sometimes women feel underappreciated.
748
00:34:30,984 --> 00:34:34,953
And sometimes it's nice
to have a room of one's own.
749
00:34:36,122 --> 00:34:37,539
I know you're going through a lot
750
00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:41,242
with Darci, the baby, the dance studio.
751
00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:43,912
So whenever you want to decompress,
this is the place.
752
00:34:43,964 --> 00:34:46,247
This is so sweet.
753
00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:48,820
And thoughtful.
754
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,918
My ladies group taught me
that sometimes it's nice
755
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,303
to do things without being asked.
756
00:34:52,339 --> 00:34:54,339
They did, huh?
757
00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,429
That's not all they taught me.
758
00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:06,935
I guess I realized that
I was the one who was spoiled.
759
00:35:06,987 --> 00:35:10,405
I took you...
760
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,157
and your money for granted.
761
00:35:13,193 --> 00:35:14,609
And I'm sorry.
762
00:35:14,611 --> 00:35:16,444
It's okay.
763
00:35:16,496 --> 00:35:18,290
It's not.
764
00:35:19,866 --> 00:35:22,450
Look, I...
765
00:35:22,502 --> 00:35:26,454
I-I don't want to fight anymore.
766
00:35:26,456 --> 00:35:28,456
Can we be friends again?
767
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,925
I'd like that.
768
00:35:30,961 --> 00:35:32,627
Me, too.
769
00:35:32,629 --> 00:35:33,761
And I mean that.
770
00:35:33,797 --> 00:35:35,680
The financial privileges
you've given this family
771
00:35:35,715 --> 00:35:38,850
has been huge.
772
00:35:38,885 --> 00:35:41,302
And parenting without it
is gonna be harder
773
00:35:41,354 --> 00:35:44,550
and lead to making harder choices.
774
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:49,143
And so, let's do it.
775
00:35:49,195 --> 00:35:51,695
Use my parents' address.
776
00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:56,150
Don't worry. It won't be for long.
777
00:35:56,202 --> 00:35:58,486
'Cause I'm gonna get it all back.
778
00:35:58,488 --> 00:36:02,540
The money, the hotel, everything.
779
00:36:02,575 --> 00:36:04,993
Okay.
780
00:36:05,450 --> 00:36:09,464
But until then, the family is
gonna need to make some changes.
781
00:36:09,499 --> 00:36:11,833
Buckle down a little, grow up.
782
00:36:11,885 --> 00:36:13,668
Which brings us here.
783
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,169
You have to take the job.
784
00:36:15,171 --> 00:36:17,889
But I've already decided
that I'm staying.
785
00:36:17,924 --> 00:36:20,725
Well, you shouldn't,
not if I'm part of the equation,
786
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,178
because honestly... I don't
think that we'll work long-term.
787
00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:25,730
What are you talking about?
These past few weeks have been...
788
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:30,351
Amazing. But not real life.
And it's come with a cost.
789
00:36:30,403 --> 00:36:33,210
I mean, Mateo may not have
anywhere to go to school next year.
790
00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:34,405
And I can't drive for a month.
791
00:36:34,441 --> 00:36:37,241
- Jane.
- And this. This, this...
792
00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:42,497
is incredibly sweet. But it's a fantasy.
793
00:36:42,532 --> 00:36:45,249
In reality, these panels
would be lice checks,
794
00:36:45,285 --> 00:36:47,535
and Mateo puking and
getting in trouble at school,
795
00:36:47,587 --> 00:36:49,587
and you texting me
that you'll be home late,
796
00:36:49,622 --> 00:36:52,400
but I don't get it
because I already fell asleep,
797
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,875
and a lot of other not-fun things.
798
00:36:53,877 --> 00:36:55,209
I know you have a kid, Jane.
799
00:36:55,211 --> 00:36:57,712
And I know that makes everything
way more complicated.
800
00:36:57,764 --> 00:37:00,682
But just like the school
meeting, if I'd known about it,
801
00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:03,510
I-I would've set my alarm,
802
00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:05,720
I-I would've dragged
your ass out of bed.
803
00:37:05,722 --> 00:37:07,438
You're the one compartmentalizing.
804
00:37:07,474 --> 00:37:09,223
Because you can't meet
Mateo yet... it's too early...
805
00:37:09,275 --> 00:37:10,358
and without you meeting him,
806
00:37:10,393 --> 00:37:11,943
I don't know how you fit in my life.
807
00:37:11,978 --> 00:37:14,195
That's exactly my point. You can't know.
808
00:37:14,230 --> 00:37:16,397
Then why did you ask me to make
this huge decision about your job?
809
00:37:16,399 --> 00:37:17,949
I didn't ask you to make this decision.
810
00:37:17,984 --> 00:37:20,680
I-I was just asking you
if you wanted me to stay.
811
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:23,404
- Of course I want you to stay!
- Okay, well, then I'm staying!
812
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,408
I'm staying.
813
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:30,161
I'm gonna need you to kiss me.
814
00:37:32,749 --> 00:37:34,480
What are you doing?
815
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,917
Making you work for it.
816
00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:39,971
Yeah.
817
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,977
Rafael?
818
00:37:48,982 --> 00:37:51,315
Thought we could use a little romance.
819
00:37:51,351 --> 00:37:53,401
Which we were not gonna get
at Jane's house.
820
00:37:57,107 --> 00:37:59,607
Yeah, I've been thinking.
821
00:37:59,609 --> 00:38:02,276
And you're right.
822
00:38:02,278 --> 00:38:04,495
I should trust you.
823
00:38:04,531 --> 00:38:06,447
Let's go with Chuck.
824
00:38:06,499 --> 00:38:07,832
No.
825
00:38:07,867 --> 00:38:09,951
You want to go with Katherine?
826
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:11,536
Neither.
827
00:38:12,622 --> 00:38:14,956
I'm serious.
828
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,426
I've decided I can deal
with Anezka long enough
829
00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:21,179
for us to find the right investor,
830
00:38:21,214 --> 00:38:22,630
someone with no strings.
831
00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:24,515
I can handle Katherine.
832
00:38:24,551 --> 00:38:27,518
Okay? I am not gonna sleep with her.
I'm not that person.
833
00:38:30,356 --> 00:38:33,191
But there'll always be
a part of you that thinks I am.
834
00:38:33,226 --> 00:38:36,270
What?
835
00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:38,813
It's true.
836
00:38:38,865 --> 00:38:40,815
And I don't blame you.
837
00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:42,650
I've cheated.
838
00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:47,989
But at the same time...
839
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,324
that's not who I am.
840
00:38:51,244 --> 00:38:53,461
And I need a fresh start.
841
00:38:53,496 --> 00:38:55,463
What kind of fresh start?
842
00:38:55,498 --> 00:38:57,799
Romantically.
843
00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,510
Are you breaking up with me?
844
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,136
We just decided to be mature and try.
845
00:39:02,172 --> 00:39:05,560
And we have been.
846
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,391
But I'm just tired
of the effort, frankly.
847
00:39:07,427 --> 00:39:09,100
And it's not what I want.
848
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:12,980
Then why did you get
back together with me?
849
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,515
I'm not completely sure.
850
00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:16,685
I shouldn't have.
851
00:39:16,737 --> 00:39:19,403
Maybe you just chose Jane so many times
852
00:39:19,439 --> 00:39:21,972
that when you finally chose me,
I didn't want to say no.
853
00:39:22,859 --> 00:39:25,860
Or maybe I just needed to be
the one to end it.
854
00:39:25,912 --> 00:39:29,197
Well, I'm happy to help you
on your journey of self-empowerment.
855
00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:30,698
I'm sorry, Rafael.
856
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,450
Just go!
857
00:39:41,544 --> 00:39:43,878
Even the stench of his
mediocrity is gone.
858
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,430
It feels amazing to have my set back.
859
00:39:46,466 --> 00:39:49,884
I will never have to see Fabian
and his deformed kitten again.
860
00:39:49,936 --> 00:39:51,602
Oh, thank you.
861
00:39:51,638 --> 00:39:54,355
It's great to be number
one on the call sheet.
862
00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:56,557
Well, co-number one.
863
00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:01,362
No, this can't be.
864
00:40:01,397 --> 00:40:03,640
But it is.
865
00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:07,485
- _
- Wow.
866
00:40:07,510 --> 00:40:09,134
_
867
00:40:10,406 --> 00:40:11,906
I was just seeing where I sit.
868
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:13,291
For when I win.
869
00:40:13,326 --> 00:40:15,910
How funny. I was just seeing
where I sit for when I win.
870
00:40:15,912 --> 00:40:16,961
Well, we can't both win.
871
00:40:16,996 --> 00:40:18,412
Dang it!
872
00:40:18,413 --> 00:40:19,413
Cut!
873
00:40:22,669 --> 00:40:24,252
Where's Fabian?
874
00:40:24,304 --> 00:40:27,755
Get that delusional has-been
back here this instant!
875
00:40:27,807 --> 00:40:29,924
This is my worst nightmare.
876
00:40:29,926 --> 00:40:32,426
It's actually about
to get a whole lot worse.
877
00:40:32,478 --> 00:40:35,763
Stop it.
878
00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:38,266
Whoa, why are they talking?
Why-why is she laughing like that?
879
00:40:38,318 --> 00:40:40,484
Oh, God.
880
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,404
I think... he likes her?
881
00:40:43,439 --> 00:40:44,772
Ya think?
882
00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:50,611
From chemical attraction
to an indecent proposal.
883
00:40:50,613 --> 00:40:54,498
See? Isn't this nicer than
some crowded restaurant?
884
00:40:54,534 --> 00:40:56,000
It is.
885
00:40:56,350 --> 00:40:58,703
Wait. We have to toast
to working together.
886
00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:02,707
I just hope we're compatible.
887
00:41:11,184 --> 00:41:14,135
Say good-bye to Zen Rafael.
888
00:41:14,187 --> 00:41:15,603
You won't break me.
889
00:41:15,638 --> 00:41:18,973
I built this hotel, and nothing you
can do will make me give it up.
890
00:41:18,975 --> 00:41:21,309
Whatever you are saying,
beautiful sister.
891
00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:24,812
Hello, Petra.
892
00:41:24,864 --> 00:41:27,198
That's right.
893
00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:30,818
Granny's back.
894
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,286
I know!
895
00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:34,372
Straight out of a telenovela, right?
896
00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:35,790
Which reminds me.
897
00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:39,827
One. Of. These. People. Will. Die!
898
00:41:39,879 --> 00:41:42,496
What can I say?
899
00:41:42,498 --> 00:41:45,166
It's the oldest trick
in the book, right?
900
00:41:45,218 --> 00:41:47,445
_
901
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:52,480
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