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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,670 --> 00:00:03,000 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, friends, you remember our Jane. 2 00:00:03,126 --> 00:00:05,169 Accidentally artificially inseminated. 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:09,173 Torn between Rafael, her baby's father, and Michael, her fiancé. 4 00:00:09,216 --> 00:00:10,740 And she chose Michael. 5 00:00:10,775 --> 00:00:13,186 I always recommend couples write a letter to each other 6 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:16,426 before the wedding to read later when times get tougher. 7 00:00:16,461 --> 00:00:19,927 Whoa. Oh, look at this. It's like the best hiding spot ever. 8 00:00:19,962 --> 00:00:22,164 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And then, the worst thing happened. 9 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:25,391 And Michael died. And nearly four years later, 10 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:29,293 Jane was finally open to love again, with one difference. 11 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:32,802 Not really feeling as full of "meant to be" these days. 12 00:00:32,804 --> 00:00:35,284 Maybe re-read Michael's letter. 13 00:00:35,319 --> 00:00:37,100 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, she ran to their old apartment, 14 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,225 and, yeah, it wasn't there. 15 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:42,157 But still, all was not lost on the love front. 16 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:45,181 See? Jane's parents were finally getting married, 17 00:00:45,275 --> 00:00:47,581 - despite a little hiccup. - It's your dad's. 18 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,944 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, and speaking of baby mamas, 19 00:00:49,946 --> 00:00:51,813 Rafael and Petra got back together, 20 00:00:51,815 --> 00:00:53,982 but Petra pulled away, because she thought 21 00:00:53,984 --> 00:00:56,471 there was still something between Rafael and Jane. 22 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:58,820 And here's a secret, friends: Jane did have feelings 23 00:00:58,822 --> 00:01:01,321 for Rafael, but before I get there, 24 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:05,126 Rafael's sister Luisa had a powwow with Petra's sister Anezka, 25 00:01:05,128 --> 00:01:07,350 which didn't turn out great for Rafael. 26 00:01:07,385 --> 00:01:09,630 Everything is mine. 27 00:01:09,491 --> 00:01:10,999 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And back to Jane's feelings. 28 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,967 She was on her way to tell Rafael when... 29 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:15,569 Jane. A couple from your old apartment 30 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,487 got in touch with the tenant from before them. 31 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:18,994 Something about a floorboard? 32 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,354 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brought her back to her first love. 33 00:01:21,356 --> 00:01:24,591 - MAN: Jane. - JANE: Adam? 34 00:01:24,593 --> 00:01:26,326 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, and one last thing, friends. 35 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:28,161 Remember Jane's adorable son? 36 00:01:28,163 --> 00:01:30,864 Well, he's still adorable, but now he looks like this: 37 00:01:30,866 --> 00:01:32,532 What can I say? 38 00:01:32,534 --> 00:01:35,702 In novellas, you must be prepared for change after all. 39 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,806 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: When Adam Eduardo Alvaro 40 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:44,477 was 25 years old, he found a love letter in a floorboard 41 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,614 that altered the course of his life. 42 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:50,830 It wasn't even written to him. 43 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:53,419 It was written to someone named Jane. 44 00:01:53,421 --> 00:01:54,654 [BELL RINGS] 45 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,389 But, oh, how it spoke to him, 46 00:01:56,391 --> 00:01:59,325 in terms of what love should feel like. 47 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,517 And so he finally broke up with Heather, 48 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,898 even though he tattooed her name on his arm. 49 00:02:06,223 --> 00:02:08,244 And he kept the letter in his wallet 50 00:02:08,293 --> 00:02:11,119 because, well, you know Adam. 51 00:02:11,196 --> 00:02:13,944 He did those kinds of things. 52 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:16,391 - _ - But imagine his surprise 53 00:02:16,393 --> 00:02:19,862 when he found out that Jane was his Jane. 54 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:22,404 Wait, what was her last name? 55 00:02:22,406 --> 00:02:24,219 Villanueva. Jane Villanueva. 56 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:26,956 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Yes, friends, that Jane, 57 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:30,646 as in the girl he'd almost married when he was 19. 58 00:02:30,694 --> 00:02:34,263 So, can you blame him for thinking that was a sign? 59 00:02:34,265 --> 00:02:38,000 And, you know, our Adam loved signs. 60 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,302 _ 61 00:02:40,371 --> 00:02:42,170 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 62 00:02:42,172 --> 00:02:44,105 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Friends, hello. I'm so sorry. 63 00:02:44,107 --> 00:02:45,240 I don't know what happened. 64 00:02:45,242 --> 00:02:46,341 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: I'm introducing Adam. 65 00:02:46,343 --> 00:02:47,709 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Shh. Not yet. 66 00:02:47,711 --> 00:02:52,180 Ah, let's begin again, shall we? 67 00:02:52,182 --> 00:02:55,684 When Jane saw Adam again after eight years, 68 00:02:55,686 --> 00:02:57,919 he had brought Michael's letter. 69 00:02:57,921 --> 00:02:59,821 Plus, cranes were flying. 70 00:02:59,823 --> 00:03:04,480 So, can you blame Jane for believing this was meant to be? 71 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:05,761 - Or Adam? - But this is about Jane. 72 00:03:05,763 --> 00:03:08,964 - There were fewer cranes, honestly. - I don't care. 73 00:03:08,966 --> 00:03:14,568 _ 74 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:20,166 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 75 00:03:24,114 --> 00:03:26,214 I can't believe you lived in that apartment. 76 00:03:26,216 --> 00:03:29,551 And that the tenants called you. I thought they thought I was crazy. 77 00:03:29,553 --> 00:03:31,219 Oh, yeah, they definitely thought that you were crazy. 78 00:03:31,221 --> 00:03:32,721 [LAUGHS] 79 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:35,791 So, I guess we found our way back after all. 80 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:37,592 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 81 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:39,394 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Friends, I'm so sorry again. 82 00:03:39,396 --> 00:03:41,196 This is confusing. 83 00:03:41,198 --> 00:03:43,265 The problem is, I didn't start from the beginning 84 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:44,399 because I was thrown. 85 00:03:44,401 --> 00:03:47,235 All right, last time. 86 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:50,372 As you know, Jane Gloriana Villanueva, 87 00:03:50,374 --> 00:03:53,408 grew up dreaming about telenovela love. 88 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:55,610 But she didn't think it could happen to her 89 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:58,747 until she was 19 years old. 90 00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:03,418 His name is Adam and he's kind of artistic. 91 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:05,253 And once our Jane fell... 92 00:04:05,255 --> 00:04:07,148 well, she fell fast. 93 00:04:07,183 --> 00:04:08,958 - So... - Very fast. 94 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,259 Adam just got into NYU's Studio Art program. 95 00:04:11,261 --> 00:04:13,295 It's so prestigious. 96 00:04:13,297 --> 00:04:16,398 He didn't think he was gonna get in, but I knew he would 97 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,799 'cause he's so talented. 98 00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:19,501 - Keep going, babe. - Sorry, babe. Right. 99 00:04:19,503 --> 00:04:23,939 Anyway, uh, he asked me to go with him, and I started going on 100 00:04:23,941 --> 00:04:25,974 about how it's not practical, and I couldn't afford it, 101 00:04:25,976 --> 00:04:28,621 and I wasn't gonna live with somebody that I wasn't married to, 102 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:32,800 and that's when I saw he was down on one knee. We're engaged! 103 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:34,116 - What the hell are you talking about? - _ 104 00:04:34,118 --> 00:04:35,817 - Mom, Abuela, wait. - No, you are way too young. 105 00:04:35,819 --> 00:04:38,752 - I am over 18. - _ 106 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:41,556 ADAM: Okay, hold up. You can't talk to my fiancé that way. 107 00:04:42,572 --> 00:04:45,256 _ 108 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,310 _ 109 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:48,964 JANE: Abuela, enough. 110 00:04:48,966 --> 00:04:51,833 I'm getting married next week and you are going to be there 111 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:55,537 because you are family and family shows up. 112 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:59,541 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And for the record, they did show up. 113 00:04:59,543 --> 00:05:01,576 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - Unfortunately... 114 00:05:05,716 --> 00:05:08,383 And I just think that everyone's right. 115 00:05:09,129 --> 00:05:10,519 We're not ready. 116 00:05:10,521 --> 00:05:12,287 [ECHOING]: And I know you don't want to live together... 117 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:13,422 ...moving to a new city. 118 00:05:13,424 --> 00:05:15,123 ...too hard. 119 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,292 ...um, clean break, just... 120 00:05:17,294 --> 00:05:19,166 [QUIETLY]: But... 121 00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:22,664 I love you. 122 00:05:22,666 --> 00:05:24,733 I love you, too, so much. 123 00:05:24,735 --> 00:05:26,935 I don't know. Who knows? 124 00:05:26,937 --> 00:05:30,572 Maybe we'll make our way back to each other. 125 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,641 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, Jane knew 126 00:05:32,643 --> 00:05:35,710 it couldn't end this way. Remember, this was true love. 127 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:38,113 - Telenovela love. - ADAM: Babe. 128 00:05:38,115 --> 00:05:40,581 You got to let go of the bike. 129 00:05:42,386 --> 00:05:46,354 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And yet, it did end that way. 130 00:05:46,356 --> 00:05:49,691 Until, of course, now. 131 00:05:49,693 --> 00:05:51,693 I'd love to catch up, 132 00:05:51,695 --> 00:05:54,763 but you probably have somewhere to be 133 00:05:54,765 --> 00:05:56,498 in that giant purple dress. 134 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,532 It's lavender. 135 00:05:57,534 --> 00:05:58,834 - Oh. - [LAUGHS] 136 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,268 - Sorry. - And the wedding's over. 137 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:02,303 Let's catch up. 138 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:06,708 - So, who got married? - My mom to my dad. 139 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:08,610 ADAM: Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up. 140 00:06:08,612 --> 00:06:11,146 - You found your pops? - Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:11,148 --> 00:06:12,981 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to her pops... 142 00:06:12,983 --> 00:06:15,350 - [GASPS] - ...who had, indeed, married her mom... 143 00:06:15,352 --> 00:06:18,520 - What? - Darci just announced the pregnancy. 144 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:22,724 ...after discovering he was going to be a pops again. 145 00:06:22,726 --> 00:06:26,491 _ 146 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:31,867 She's making it seem like I turned my back on my child. 147 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:37,895 _ 148 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,740 - [GASPS] - No! 149 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,843 Do not escalate the situation. 150 00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:44,312 You have an ironclad custody contract. 151 00:06:44,314 --> 00:06:45,614 Isn't that what your lawyer said? 152 00:06:45,616 --> 00:06:48,350 Yes, he did. 153 00:06:48,352 --> 00:06:49,981 _ 154 00:06:52,456 --> 00:06:54,589 - [GROANS] - Ah, ah, ah, ah. 155 00:06:54,591 --> 00:06:56,258 - You will be at the next sonogram - [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 156 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,859 because you have legal rights. 157 00:06:57,861 --> 00:07:01,463 Now, let's turn off our phones because we just got married 158 00:07:01,465 --> 00:07:03,980 and tonight's about us. 159 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:06,568 - I love you, Mrs. de la Vega. - I love you, too, Mr. de la Vega. 160 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:07,802 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 161 00:07:09,561 --> 00:07:11,338 _ 162 00:07:11,373 --> 00:07:14,207 - Babe Adam? - _ 163 00:07:14,265 --> 00:07:15,477 Who is Babe Adam? 164 00:07:15,479 --> 00:07:18,446 - A comic book artist. - Hmm. 165 00:07:18,448 --> 00:07:21,316 Or graphic novels if I'm trying to impress you, 166 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:24,419 which-which I am, so let's go with that. 167 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:26,870 I'm impressed. 168 00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:28,857 You're actually making a living as an artist. 169 00:07:28,859 --> 00:07:31,426 "Making a living" in a loose definition. 170 00:07:31,428 --> 00:07:33,228 [CHUCKLES] 171 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:36,706 So, are you a teacher, per the whole ten-year life plan? 172 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:39,909 Nope. I actually decided that I wanted to be... 173 00:07:39,911 --> 00:07:43,946 A crazy person, both of you. You can't spy on them. 174 00:07:43,948 --> 00:07:45,815 Keep your voice down. 175 00:07:45,817 --> 00:07:48,250 The babysitter said Mateo just got to sleep. 176 00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:51,487 Seriously. I mean, how bad could this guy be? 177 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:53,489 _ 178 00:07:53,658 --> 00:07:56,859 - JANE: "Heathen." - Covering an ex's name. 179 00:07:56,861 --> 00:07:59,495 You must've had a lot of exes. 180 00:07:59,497 --> 00:08:01,664 - [LAUGHS]: No. - [LAUGHS] 181 00:08:01,666 --> 00:08:04,200 No, these, um, they mark 182 00:08:04,202 --> 00:08:05,835 mostly important moments in my life, you know? 183 00:08:05,837 --> 00:08:08,204 - Oh wait, are you still into astrology? - Oh yeah. 184 00:08:08,206 --> 00:08:11,841 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Seriously? A bad boy into astrology? 185 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:13,442 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: It has to do with his sister 186 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:15,644 who died of cancer. Dick. 187 00:08:15,646 --> 00:08:19,515 - So, how's the family? Abuela? - Great. So supportive. 188 00:08:19,745 --> 00:08:23,392 _ 189 00:08:23,427 --> 00:08:24,653 Well, it's definitely him. 190 00:08:24,655 --> 00:08:28,550 Who cares? Jane has a good head on her shoulders. 191 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:31,240 _ 192 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:36,387 _ 193 00:08:36,422 --> 00:08:38,434 - [GIGGLES] - That smile, though. 194 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:40,436 I'm sorry, what were we talking about? 195 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,605 I was asking about your original comic, 196 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,774 or graphic novel because I'm impressed. 197 00:08:44,776 --> 00:08:47,510 Right. I know the story. I've drawn it. 198 00:08:47,512 --> 00:08:49,512 I just need the words now. 199 00:08:49,514 --> 00:08:50,679 After you've drawn it? 200 00:08:50,681 --> 00:08:52,281 Yeah, for me... 201 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:53,315 the words are the extra part. 202 00:08:53,317 --> 00:08:55,317 What? No. 203 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:56,786 Words are everything. 204 00:08:56,788 --> 00:08:58,721 They're how you get to know a character. 205 00:08:58,723 --> 00:09:00,189 Well, no, that's through their actions. 206 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,658 How they feel, what they want. 207 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:04,727 You don't know what I want? 208 00:09:07,832 --> 00:09:11,300 [GASPS] Oh, my God, she's taking off her dress. 209 00:09:11,302 --> 00:09:12,768 I think they're going skinny-dipping. 210 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:15,836 - ROGELIO: Now?! - _ 211 00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:18,406 _ 212 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:20,609 - Oh, Jane can take care of herself. - Xiomara! 213 00:09:20,611 --> 00:09:22,545 Don't worry. I'll save Mommy. 214 00:09:22,547 --> 00:09:24,580 - [GASPS] - No, no! 215 00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:26,248 Matelio! 216 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,717 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 217 00:09:28,719 --> 00:09:31,921 Matelio! Matelio! 218 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:42,231 Impressive. 219 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,567 You would not skinny-dip at 19. 220 00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,936 I told you I've changed. 221 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,773 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 222 00:09:50,775 --> 00:09:51,941 [GASPS] 223 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:58,800 I guess we found our way back to each other. 224 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:01,383 MATEO: Don't worry, Mommy! 225 00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:03,519 - I'm here to save you! - [GASPS] 226 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:04,887 - Mommy, Mommy, don't you worry! - XIOMARA: Sorry! 227 00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:07,656 Matelio! Matelio! 228 00:10:07,658 --> 00:10:09,558 Oh, Matelio. Oh. 229 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,293 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 230 00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:13,162 maybe Adam should've run then and there... 231 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:17,867 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But he didn't. - Adam! The tide went out. 232 00:10:25,637 --> 00:10:29,338 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: So, yes, Adam came home soaking wet. 233 00:10:29,394 --> 00:10:31,360 Thankfully, his roommates were away. 234 00:10:31,362 --> 00:10:33,329 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ugh, you again? Sorry about that. 235 00:10:33,337 --> 00:10:35,414 ...crazy that you were spying on me in the first place! 236 00:10:35,853 --> 00:10:39,238 - I know, and I'm really sorry. - _ 237 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,185 _ 238 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,357 Having fun. 239 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:44,993 Sweetie, I love that, but I'm just a little confused, 240 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:47,363 because two hours ago, you were about to tell Rafael 241 00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:48,404 that you had feelings for him. 242 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:50,846 - _ - You want to be with Rafael?! 243 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,734 - Shh. - I didn't say that. 244 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,403 - ROGELIO Well this is a lot to take in. - _ 245 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:57,625 - I mean, I'm not sure how I feel. - _ 246 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:02,110 No! Case not closed. Case none of your business. Got it? 247 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:04,113 _ 248 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,714 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I guess she don't got it. 249 00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:09,525 _ 250 00:11:09,654 --> 00:11:12,387 [WHISPERS]: Shh. Right here. 251 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:16,557 - LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, la-la! - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know, right? 252 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:18,650 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: But did he hear about her feelings? 253 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,658 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Not sure. Be quiet. 254 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,860 - What are you doing here? - Oh, Luisa kicked me 255 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:25,563 out of the hotel and froze all my money, and I can't find my phone. 256 00:11:25,565 --> 00:11:26,898 - Hey, buddy. - MATEO: Guess what? 257 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,800 Mommy went swimming naked in the ocean, 258 00:11:28,802 --> 00:11:31,938 and Bisa and I saved her from stranger danger. 259 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:36,207 - Okay. [LAUGHS] Can you put him to bed? - Mm-hmm. 260 00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:38,385 So, what happened with Luisa? 261 00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:42,347 She found out that I lied about my cancer relapse. 262 00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:44,182 What-what feelings? 263 00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,318 Just... 264 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,200 romantic ones. 265 00:11:51,325 --> 00:11:53,925 Well, but I-I didn't know where they were coming from, 266 00:11:53,927 --> 00:11:56,895 or what they meant, which is why I didn't say anything. 267 00:11:56,897 --> 00:11:59,230 Maybe I was just jealous that you were dating Petra. 268 00:11:59,232 --> 00:12:01,320 Oh my God. Petra, she said 269 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,802 that you had feelings for me, but I called her delusional. 270 00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,671 I need to, I need to apologize. Can I, can I use your phone? 271 00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:09,174 Yes, of course. 272 00:12:10,677 --> 00:12:12,477 Jane, wait. 273 00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:13,878 ♪ ♪ 274 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,914 You have a text. 275 00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:19,590 _ 276 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,654 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, speaking of Adam... 277 00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:23,737 - _ - No worries. 278 00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:24,923 I'm gonna make the deadline. 279 00:12:24,925 --> 00:12:27,459 Yeah, I'm drawing the big fight scene right now. 280 00:12:27,461 --> 00:12:28,869 [DINGS] 281 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:31,596 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Yup. He's pretty whipped. 282 00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:33,231 I just hope she's worth it. 283 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,834 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Trust me, Jane is a very special person! 284 00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:37,669 Mateo, this is the last time I'm saying it. 285 00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:39,270 - [WATER RUNNING] - Put your shoes on! 286 00:12:39,272 --> 00:12:41,873 What is it? What's the matter? 287 00:12:42,338 --> 00:12:46,238 _ 288 00:12:46,273 --> 00:12:47,712 No, that's just a rich person thing. 289 00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:50,480 He doesn't realize that we have one bathroom and water bills. 290 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,549 Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,443 _ 292 00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:57,822 I don't want to discuss it. 293 00:12:57,824 --> 00:12:59,688 _ 294 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,658 _ 295 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,762 [LAUGHS] 296 00:13:03,764 --> 00:13:06,310 We spoke briefly, but then he had to call Petra back 297 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,699 and apologize for not trusting her. 298 00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:10,100 And she won't even call him back because of me. 299 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,410 _ 300 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,380 Huh? Oh, honestly, the whole thing's a mess. Hang on. 301 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:18,611 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 302 00:13:18,647 --> 00:13:20,640 Shoot. That was Mateo's dojo. 303 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,781 Rafael's credit card is on autopay, and it was denied. 304 00:13:22,783 --> 00:13:24,663 Guess we are taking a break from karate. 305 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:27,112 MATEO: I don't want to take a break from karate. 306 00:13:27,127 --> 00:13:28,886 Well, we're gonna have to, Mr. Sweetface. 307 00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:31,525 It costs a lot of money and right now we want to save. Shoes on. 308 00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:34,325 Just tell Daddy to go to the bank and get some more. 309 00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:37,620 - Mateo, I don't like your attitude. - I'm going. 310 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,310 - No, you're not. - Am, too! Am, too! 311 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,604 [YELLING] You stop that! You stop that right this minute! 312 00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:44,302 - [SCREAMS] No! - Hey, what's going on? 313 00:13:45,739 --> 00:13:49,574 - Mommy said we have no money. - Wait, what? 314 00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:51,176 - No, I did not say that. - MATEO: Yes, you did. 315 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,244 You said that's why we can't go to karate. 316 00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:55,280 Okay, hey, calm down, all right? 317 00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:57,315 There is plenty of money. 318 00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:59,584 Okay? Go get ready. 319 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,889 I obviously didn't say that. And clearly, he's way too spoiled. 320 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:07,580 I just don't think we should be talking to him about money. 321 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,294 - Period. He's way too young. - [RINGTONE PLAYS] 322 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,162 Hello? 323 00:14:11,464 --> 00:14:13,398 This is Jane Villanueva. 324 00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:16,835 Oh, my God. 325 00:14:16,837 --> 00:14:19,700 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to... 326 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,350 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: I'm sorry, who is this rando? 327 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,475 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Petra, I think. 328 00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:24,867 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: What do you mean, "you think"? 329 00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:27,369 Look, it's a long story, but she's a twin 330 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,746 and they often do this thing where they switch places. 331 00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:29,914 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: How important can she be 332 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,549 if you're not even sure who she is? 333 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:32,917 Petra, thank God. 334 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:35,120 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: See? It's Petra. Now, shh. 335 00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:36,521 Are you okay? 336 00:14:36,523 --> 00:14:38,690 Well, Anezka lured me out to the dock last night 337 00:14:38,692 --> 00:14:40,758 and tried to kill me, but, yeah, other than that, I'm perfect. 338 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,961 Wait, I don't understand. Lured you how? 339 00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:44,996 She stole your phone and texted me. 340 00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:46,663 _ 341 00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:51,427 _ 342 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,500 _ 343 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,674 Thought there was a business emergency. 344 00:14:57,343 --> 00:14:59,100 And when I got out there, she had a gun. 345 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,680 [PHONE CHIMES] 346 00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:05,650 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, well, she's not gonna check that. 347 00:15:05,652 --> 00:15:07,180 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: She's a ding-dong. 348 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,953 Now pay attention. This is important. 349 00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:11,742 _ 350 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:14,926 [BOTH SHOUTING] 351 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:18,196 No! 352 00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:24,936 There was blood everywhere and the current was so strong. 353 00:15:24,938 --> 00:15:26,938 - Mrs. Solano? - Yes? 354 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,874 We've got boats heading out to see if we can find your sister, 355 00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:31,876 but it doesn't look good. 356 00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:33,578 Let's just hope she's dead. 357 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,246 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, this lady is a real charmer. 358 00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:37,482 Back to Adam... 359 00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:40,251 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No, not yet. 360 00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:43,540 Can I borrow your phone to check my messages? 361 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,291 - Oh, of course. - Thank you. 362 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,260 [ENGINE STARTS] 363 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,961 RAFAEL [OVER SPEAKERS]: And I just wanted to talk to you, 364 00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:52,697 but not over a voice mail, obviously. Call me. 365 00:15:52,699 --> 00:15:54,332 Oh, let me just turn off the Bluetooth. 366 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:55,633 Hey, Petra, it's Jane. 367 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,757 Raf said you haven't called back and I know you're mad. 368 00:15:57,784 --> 00:15:58,817 - Shoot. Let me... - ...and you should be, 369 00:15:58,872 --> 00:16:01,139 but not at him. It's my fault completely. 370 00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:05,143 I denied that I had feelings for Rafael and you were right, I did. 371 00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:07,946 And maybe it was just jealousy or lust or... 372 00:16:07,948 --> 00:16:09,914 Well, you can just listen to that later. 373 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,150 [PHONE BEEPS] 374 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,150 [CLEARS THROAT] 375 00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:15,451 I'm sorry, I was just trying to make it better. 376 00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:16,454 You don't have to make it better. 377 00:16:16,456 --> 00:16:17,989 - I just thought that I could help. - I don't need either of you to help. 378 00:16:17,991 --> 00:16:20,458 - I'm so sick of this whole thing. - There's no thing. 379 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,961 No, no thing. Nothing at all. 380 00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:24,929 I actually have a date tonight. 381 00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:29,233 So, you're telling me you're 100% over Rafael? 382 00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:34,380 Well... 383 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,540 100% is a big number. 384 00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:37,642 - [SCOFFS] - Uh, but I don't want to be with him 385 00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:39,833 and he doesn't want to be with me, Petra. He wants to be with you. 386 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,170 - Oh. - Jane. 387 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,814 We all know deep down he'll always still have feelings for you. 388 00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:44,249 - Petra. - Or maybe you don't. 389 00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,984 You know what? Who cares? 390 00:16:45,986 --> 00:16:48,190 The point is, my feelings clicked off 391 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,121 the moment you believed her over me. 392 00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:54,959 Now can we go home? 393 00:16:54,961 --> 00:16:57,128 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 394 00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:00,780 Petra! Finally! I've been looking for you. 395 00:17:00,815 --> 00:17:03,701 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa, who's the lady with the crazy eyes? 396 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,174 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Rafael's sister, Luisa. 397 00:17:05,176 --> 00:17:07,843 Well, here I am. How can I help you? 398 00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,618 The voice is great. 399 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,386 Just the right level of holier-than-thou. 400 00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:20,890 Just clean yourself up. Petra wouldn't wear sweats. 401 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:25,661 - Well, I-I was about to change. - Good. Is it done? 402 00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:27,563 Is Petra in the storage locker? 403 00:17:27,565 --> 00:17:30,600 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God, quick, Petra, do the accent. 404 00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:33,335 [IMITATING ANEZKA]: Yes. Of course. 405 00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:35,404 Petra is in the storage locker, 406 00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:38,641 just like we planned. 407 00:17:42,276 --> 00:17:45,430 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Everyone is the hero in their own story. 408 00:17:45,153 --> 00:17:46,653 And Rafael's story? 409 00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:50,590 Well, for the longest time, it had to do with Jane. 410 00:17:50,592 --> 00:17:53,326 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Wait, what's with the slow-motion push? 411 00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:54,961 [GASPS] Is what's-her-face, right? 412 00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:56,963 - Does he actually still love her? - [PHONE RINGING] 413 00:17:56,965 --> 00:17:59,432 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Shh! - LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Please be Adam. 414 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,569 It's Petra, for you. 415 00:18:02,571 --> 00:18:03,703 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Ugh. 416 00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:05,171 So, we have a problem. 417 00:18:05,173 --> 00:18:06,873 Your sister was going to put me in a storage unit. 418 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,209 - It's not the worst idea. - What? 419 00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:11,544 Just long enough for Anezka to impersonate me 420 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:13,279 and sign the papers to sell the Marbella. 421 00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:15,782 But, here's the thing. 422 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:17,350 She thinks I'm Anezka. 423 00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:20,186 So, I had an idea. 424 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,889 Okay, fine. What's your idea? 425 00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:25,792 But if it's hiring someone to put this together, 426 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:28,494 the answer is no. 427 00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:31,497 Fine. We'll soldier on then. 428 00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:39,172 You know, you do look very manly holding that hammer. 429 00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:40,673 Oh, yeah? 430 00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:41,874 - Mm-hmm. - You like that? 431 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:44,210 [GIGGLES] 432 00:18:44,212 --> 00:18:46,346 [PHONE CHIMES] 433 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,349 [GASPS] 434 00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:52,510 - Darci's going live on Instagram. - Maybe don't... 435 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,221 DARCI: Hi, Factor fans. It's Darci and boo-boo. 436 00:18:55,223 --> 00:18:57,900 We are coming to you live from Dr. Ghazali's 437 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,759 where I'm about to see my sweet girl's face 438 00:18:59,761 --> 00:19:02,161 for the first time in 3D. 439 00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:04,597 She knows I'm supposed to be there. 440 00:19:04,599 --> 00:19:06,320 Ro, stop. 441 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,967 Don't do anything rash, okay? 442 00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:11,504 Just call your lawyer and let him know what's going on. 443 00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:16,376 You're right. 444 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,112 Fine. I'll do that. 445 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:23,883 Maybe I'll just take a walk first, just to cool off a little bit. 446 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,557 Look how much money I got, Mommy! 447 00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:33,760 What? Where did you get this from? 448 00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:37,130 My friends. I just told them we were poor and they wanted to help. 449 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,135 I'll be right beack. 450 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,370 Mrs. Taub? 451 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,638 Hi there. 452 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,707 Mrs. Conway. Hello to you, too. 453 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,275 Just wanted to return some money. 454 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,210 Apparently, Mateo was running around saying that we're poor 455 00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:52,712 and his friends wanted to help. 456 00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:53,846 Why would he say that? 457 00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:56,983 Um, honestly, 458 00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:58,718 there-there are some financial struggles at home. 459 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,119 I guess he picked up on it. 460 00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:01,921 I'll e-mail the parents. 461 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:05,240 And if you're not going to come back, you should let us know. 462 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,930 - Hmm? - The financial trouble. 463 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,896 Tuition is due in full by the end of the summer 464 00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:13,990 and we do have a long waiting list. 465 00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:17,437 Let me get back to you. 466 00:20:17,439 --> 00:20:18,646 There's no way we're going back to that school. 467 00:20:18,908 --> 00:20:20,174 Honestly, that was the last straw. 468 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:23,701 There's no concern, no empathy, just, "Do you have the money or not?" 469 00:20:23,826 --> 00:20:25,225 Forget that it was offensive. 470 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:28,950 But that is just not the environment I want Mateo to be in. 471 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,587 I say we take this opportunity and make a change. And just... 472 00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:31,665 Jane, can we just talk about this later? 473 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,266 I have a lot on my mind right now. 474 00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:36,690 Oh, of course. I'm sorry. 475 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,872 Of course. Okay. Bye. 476 00:20:38,874 --> 00:20:41,308 XIOMARA: Everything okay with you two? 477 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,276 Oh, yeah. He's just stressed. All good. 478 00:20:43,278 --> 00:20:46,913 Trying to get back to normal. And I have a date tonight with Adam. 479 00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:49,850 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, speaking of the dashing Adam... 480 00:20:49,852 --> 00:20:52,419 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And a dash of Adam is all you get. 481 00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:56,390 And you're 100% sure that's all you want with Rafael, friendship? 482 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,794 Why is everybody obsessed with 100%? 483 00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:03,529 I mean, who's 100% sure about anything? 484 00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:08,101 Look, I told him that I thought I had feelings for him, 485 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,771 but it was probably just because I was jealous. 486 00:21:10,773 --> 00:21:12,639 - And he didn't respond. - How romantic. 487 00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:14,641 - Ma. - Why are you hedging everything? 488 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:17,110 Because there is so much at stake. 489 00:21:17,112 --> 00:21:20,914 We're co-parents and whatever we do affects so many people. 490 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:23,717 And it's not like he's made any moves. 491 00:21:23,719 --> 00:21:26,520 Maybe you're not paying attention to the cues. 492 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,688 [PHONE CHIMES] 493 00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:32,426 Why is your dad going live on Instagram? 494 00:21:32,428 --> 00:21:34,795 And since I am the loving father of this child, 495 00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:37,164 [CHUCKLES] I have very clear rights. 496 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,933 I am here at the sonogram. 497 00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:44,905 And, Darci, I demand to be a part of this experience. 498 00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:48,341 - [DARCI GASPS] - [BOTH GASP] 499 00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:51,244 Wow, Dad just put Darci's vagina on Instagram. 500 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,748 I can't believe you broadcast my cervix to the entire world. 501 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,851 It was an accident. And it wasn't the whole world. 502 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:04,321 Only 3 million people watch my feed. 503 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,359 Oh, well, 4.5 million. 504 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,995 Wow. You're getting a lot of likes. 505 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,970 [LAUGHS] 506 00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:14,999 Why are you laughing? 507 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,967 Because this went better than I could've imagined. 508 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,770 I knew eventually you would do something stupid 509 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,805 and violate the terms of our contract. 510 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,974 Did you read the fine print? 511 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:28,846 It protects my "reasonable expectation" of privacy. 512 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,116 I figured my lawyers would have to build a case slowly, 513 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,518 but revenge porn? 514 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,920 You've outdone yourself. 515 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,756 You were baiting me? 516 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:42,459 My cervix all over the Internet is a small price to pay 517 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,687 for a lifetime of not having you in our child's life. 518 00:22:45,272 --> 00:22:49,303 _ 519 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:03,480 [EXHALES] 520 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,920 [PHONE CHIMES] 521 00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:13,202 _ 522 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:18,820 _ 523 00:23:18,868 --> 00:23:20,225 _ 524 00:23:21,331 --> 00:23:22,874 _ 525 00:23:30,346 --> 00:23:31,410 _ 526 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,714 Oh, wow. 527 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:42,753 I just have, I have that thing tonight, that date. 528 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,788 Right. 529 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,523 Stranger danger guy. 530 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,295 [CLICKS TONGUE] 531 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,300 You know, let's-let's just talk later. 532 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,265 Are you sure? 533 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,668 Yeah. 534 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,704 You know, just, um, enjoy your night. 535 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:04,410 - Oh, boy, Mommy looks beautiful. - [CHUCKLES] 536 00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:07,678 Yeah. She really does. 537 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:11,381 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Man, maybe she should cancel the date with Adam. 538 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,950 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God. 539 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,219 You have no idea what Adam has planned. 540 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,855 Which brings us here, 541 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,757 to the roof of his loft, a perfect date spot. 542 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,359 Go, Adam. 543 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:25,829 I thought we could eat outside. I cooked. 544 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,231 You cook? 545 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,733 Uh, well, grilled cheese. 546 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:32,503 One third white cheddar, one third yellow cheddar, 547 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,972 one third American. Right? 548 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,773 Mmm. 549 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,243 Come on, I wasn't gonna mess this up. 550 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,845 Oh, my 19-year-old self is freaking out right now. 551 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,380 - [LAUGHS]: Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 552 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,983 And, uh, what about your 28-year-old self? 553 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:49,286 Well, she's taking everything in, playing it cool. 554 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,954 - Ah. - Mm-hmm. 555 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,756 Well, allow me to show you my inflatable living room. 556 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:55,459 Oh. 557 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,528 Do you still play guitar? 558 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,796 Oh, no. No, that's my roommate's. 559 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:02,232 And I'm-I'm so sorry for making you listen to me back then. 560 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,234 It's been brought to my attention that I suck. 561 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:09,106 Well, I loved that one song you wrote. Do you remember it? 562 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,241 28-year-old Jane is making me work. 563 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,911 Hmm. 564 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:22,920 [ROMANTIC LOVE CUE PLAYING] 565 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,892 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God, he wrote her love cue? 566 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:31,595 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: That's his love cue. 567 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,167 Wait, where are we going? 568 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:40,904 Ugh, are you serious? You're interrupting the date 569 00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:44,374 for what's-her-face walking through a hallway with papers? 570 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,510 Please, tell me you have some good news. 571 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,278 We got an offer for the hotel. 572 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,181 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Wait, what? They're working together? 573 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,217 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It's Petra playing Anezka playing Petra. 574 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,185 I told you they do this. 575 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:58,855 Now, it's 30 million less than we wanted, but it's an all-cash offer. 576 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:02,859 [IMITATING ANEZKA]: I had Krishna investigate company and cash is real. 577 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,940 Here is offer. 578 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,130 30 million under is a big discount. 579 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,660 But you say you want all cash. 580 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,470 Why? If you don't mind me asking you? 581 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:16,970 - Had some expenses that came up. - Oh. 582 00:26:16,151 --> 00:26:17,992 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Expenses? Like what? 583 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,761 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Will you slow your roll? 584 00:26:19,763 --> 00:26:21,730 - I was about to flash back to... - [BOTH LAUGHING] 585 00:26:21,803 --> 00:26:27,350 ...Luisa and her lover, the recently jailed crime lord known as Sin Rostro. 586 00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:30,380 By the way, if I ever get caught, 587 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,976 I need you to deposit $100 million into my account here in the Caymans. 588 00:26:34,978 --> 00:26:38,480 - That'll initiate my escape protocol. - Mm. 589 00:26:38,549 --> 00:26:40,516 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, I like these two. 590 00:26:40,518 --> 00:26:45,220 They seem straight out of a comic book, which brings us back to... 591 00:26:45,222 --> 00:26:47,856 Oh, yeah. I totally see it. 592 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:51,293 [STIFLED LAUGH] Really "yeah"? 593 00:26:51,295 --> 00:26:53,962 Or "yeah" like you used to say when you couldn't see anything? 594 00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:55,698 I can't see anything. 595 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:58,367 [LAUGHS] Okay, 596 00:26:58,369 --> 00:27:01,203 we're gonna make this happen tonight, okay? 597 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,805 Just watch my finger. 598 00:27:02,807 --> 00:27:05,808 You follow the curve of the Big Dipper. 599 00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:07,676 Takes you down to Arcturus, 600 00:27:07,678 --> 00:27:09,845 and that takes you right to Spica. 601 00:27:11,682 --> 00:27:13,549 There's Virgo. 602 00:27:13,551 --> 00:27:16,618 Yeah. Okay. 603 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,120 I think. 604 00:27:18,122 --> 00:27:19,788 [STIFLED LAUGH] That is not good enough. 605 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,157 I want 100%. 606 00:27:22,159 --> 00:27:24,827 - Oh, geez. - Bad choice of words. 607 00:27:24,829 --> 00:27:28,197 Okay, let's try this. What's the brightest star you see in the sky? 608 00:27:28,199 --> 00:27:31,533 - That one. - ADAM: Yes. That's Spica. 609 00:27:31,535 --> 00:27:34,169 That's-that's the brightest star in the Virgo constellation 610 00:27:34,171 --> 00:27:38,273 that you are now most definitely looking at. 611 00:27:38,275 --> 00:27:40,375 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: See? Adam's got this. 612 00:27:40,377 --> 00:27:44,146 The stars are aligning for these two. 613 00:27:44,148 --> 00:27:46,148 Wait, why are you being so quiet? 614 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,217 You always have something to say. 615 00:27:48,219 --> 00:27:50,519 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, the stars are definitely aligning. 616 00:27:50,521 --> 00:27:53,798 - But... - _ 617 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:56,925 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, come on. You've got to be kidding me. 618 00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,491 Ah, yes, where were we? 619 00:28:01,588 --> 00:28:03,776 Ah, stop. You know exactly where we were. 620 00:28:03,778 --> 00:28:05,979 You okay? 621 00:28:07,782 --> 00:28:09,449 Uh-oh. 622 00:28:11,653 --> 00:28:12,952 Sorry. It's-it's not you. 623 00:28:12,954 --> 00:28:15,955 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Obviously. Adam's amazing. 624 00:28:15,957 --> 00:28:18,591 I just... right before I saw you, 625 00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:21,861 I was on my way to tell my son's father 626 00:28:21,863 --> 00:28:23,930 - that I had feelings for him. - Oh. 627 00:28:23,932 --> 00:28:27,834 And now, I'm not 100% sure 628 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:30,203 how he feels... 629 00:28:30,205 --> 00:28:31,671 or how I feel. 630 00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:35,174 Well, you should take care of that. 631 00:28:35,176 --> 00:28:36,509 I'm really sorry. 632 00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:37,810 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: You should be. 633 00:28:37,812 --> 00:28:39,512 It's all good. 634 00:28:39,514 --> 00:28:42,549 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: No, not all good. You are making a huge mistake. 635 00:28:43,159 --> 00:28:44,894 _ 636 00:28:49,446 --> 00:28:50,516 _ 637 00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:51,541 _ 638 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:56,561 _ 639 00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:00,602 _ 640 00:29:02,755 --> 00:29:04,670 _ 641 00:29:06,641 --> 00:29:10,609 Yes! I found it! 642 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:13,545 - _ - [LAUGHS] I found it! 643 00:29:13,748 --> 00:29:16,916 [LAUGHS] Okay. What's going on, Rogelio? 644 00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:19,241 I asked our editor to send me all of the raw footage 645 00:29:19,411 --> 00:29:22,464 of the De La Vega Factor Factor, and I've been combing through it, 646 00:29:22,884 --> 00:29:23,917 and look what I found. 647 00:29:24,303 --> 00:29:27,135 Hey, Darci, they're asking for you. Darci? 648 00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:30,137 This is just footage of an adorable puppy. I don't understand... 649 00:29:30,349 --> 00:29:32,650 [DOG WHIMPERS] 650 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:35,374 Oh, my God! Darci punched that puppy in the face! 651 00:29:35,404 --> 00:29:37,137 - I know. - _ 652 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,633 In her defense, she was trying to punch the P.A., 653 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,882 but America is not going to know that. I sent the video to Darci. 654 00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:44,384 Either she abides by our baby contract 655 00:29:44,386 --> 00:29:50,123 or this goes directly to TMZ. Darci Factor: Puppy Puncher. 656 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:52,358 [PHONE CHIMES] 657 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,994 Oh, here's her reply. 658 00:29:54,996 --> 00:29:57,831 She will honor the contract and she hates me! 659 00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:00,900 Yes! 660 00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:03,203 - What? - Nothing. 661 00:30:03,205 --> 00:30:04,437 Good. 662 00:30:04,439 --> 00:30:08,208 I-I was just thinking how Jane is being so careful with Rafael 663 00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:10,509 because he's Mateo's dad, you know? 664 00:30:10,539 --> 00:30:11,544 Your point? 665 00:30:11,846 --> 00:30:17,150 That puppy puncher, she's your baby's mom. 666 00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:23,289 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us back to our careful Jane. 667 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:27,732 _ 668 00:30:28,631 --> 00:30:29,952 _ 669 00:30:31,604 --> 00:30:32,643 _ 670 00:30:33,636 --> 00:30:36,132 _ 671 00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:43,515 _ 672 00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:47,130 _ 673 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,232 _ 674 00:30:51,294 --> 00:30:55,889 And, friends, it's safe to say tonight, a line will be crossed. 675 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:57,575 _ 676 00:31:21,616 --> 00:31:23,916 And maybe it was the picture, 677 00:31:23,918 --> 00:31:26,256 or the wine, or just the fact that she was tired 678 00:31:26,321 --> 00:31:29,588 of being so damn careful... 679 00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:32,225 Actually, who am I kidding? It was mostly the wine. 680 00:31:32,232 --> 00:31:35,333 But the point is, Jane thought about how Adam was right. 681 00:31:35,335 --> 00:31:38,536 - [EXHALES] - Less talking, more action. 682 00:31:38,538 --> 00:31:41,640 ♪ ♪ 683 00:31:44,978 --> 00:31:47,445 [SHOWER RUNNING] 684 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:52,500 - Hey. I'm home. - RAFAEL: Hey. Hi. 685 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,858 So, uh... 686 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,960 I know you wanted to talk... 687 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,796 RAFAEL: Yes. About Mateo's school and his trust fund. 688 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:10,168 Oh. Right. Okay. What about it? 689 00:32:10,170 --> 00:32:13,710 Well, I paid next year's tuition with his trust fund. 690 00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:15,607 I just told you that I wanted to leave that school. 691 00:32:15,609 --> 00:32:18,810 Because they made you feel bad about not being able to pay tuition 692 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,145 so I solved that. 693 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:24,349 But the whole point was that I didn't want Mateo going back there. 694 00:32:24,351 --> 00:32:26,885 And long term, things are gonna have to change. 695 00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:29,754 They won't, though, 'cause I'm making a play to get the hotel back 696 00:32:29,756 --> 00:32:33,425 right out from under Luisa. And the way that I'm gonna do that 697 00:32:33,427 --> 00:32:35,694 is also with money from Mateo's trust fund. 698 00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:37,862 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, that explains the nerves. 699 00:32:37,864 --> 00:32:39,531 - What? - Petra and I are borrowing 700 00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:41,366 from all three kids' trust funds 701 00:32:41,368 --> 00:32:43,702 to put together an all-cash offer to buy Luisa's shares. 702 00:32:43,704 --> 00:32:45,370 What are you doing? 703 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,741 Fine. I was gonna get in the shower, but I changed my mind. 704 00:32:49,743 --> 00:32:51,810 Ooh, how can you take money from Mateo's trust fund? 705 00:32:51,812 --> 00:32:53,511 Don't you have to consult with me? 706 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,213 - That's not how it works. - Well, it should. 707 00:32:55,215 --> 00:32:57,649 And what school Mateo goes to, that does need a consult. 708 00:32:57,651 --> 00:32:59,384 I was just trying to get things back to the way they were. 709 00:32:59,386 --> 00:33:01,386 And why were you trying to get in the shower with me? 710 00:33:01,388 --> 00:33:04,622 Oh, my God. You have been sending me all these mixed signals. 711 00:33:04,624 --> 00:33:07,826 - What mixed signals? - Who... leaves out a glass of wine 712 00:33:07,828 --> 00:33:10,350 with a Post-it saying, "I'm in the shower"? 713 00:33:10,385 --> 00:33:12,495 Someone who wants you to relax after a bad date, 714 00:33:12,530 --> 00:33:14,199 and to also know that he was in the shower. 715 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,800 Well, you should have written that on the Post-it. 716 00:33:15,802 --> 00:33:17,469 - Plus, you left the bathroom door open. - 'Cause your grandma 717 00:33:17,471 --> 00:33:20,205 told me the room gets moldy when the water runs too long. 718 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,173 Eh, she only said that so you wouldn't take such long showers. 719 00:33:22,175 --> 00:33:24,876 And you said that you were glad that my date with Adam didn't go well. 720 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,711 Because Alba's been complaining that this guy's a loser. 721 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,724 I just thought... 722 00:33:27,726 --> 00:33:30,281 What? That the world revolves around you? 723 00:33:30,283 --> 00:33:33,118 - Well, it doesn't. - What is that supposed to mean? 724 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,186 I had this great thing with Petra, and you ruined it. 725 00:33:35,188 --> 00:33:36,721 Are you kidding? I didn't ruin it. 726 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,557 You did, by not believing the woman that you were dating. 727 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,359 So stop twisting everything! 728 00:33:41,361 --> 00:33:43,261 - Everything? - Yes! You knew I didn't want Mateo 729 00:33:43,263 --> 00:33:46,498 to go to that school next year. You know I don't like those people. 730 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,142 You mean people like me? 731 00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:49,601 I mean people who care only about money, 732 00:33:49,603 --> 00:33:51,836 who look down on you if you don't have it. 733 00:33:51,838 --> 00:33:54,706 Oh, my God! I am done feeling guilty 'cause I don't want Mateo 734 00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:56,808 to have some small life where he counts pennies 735 00:33:56,810 --> 00:33:59,177 and doesn't get on a plane till he's 20 years old! 736 00:33:59,179 --> 00:34:02,680 You know, if Mateo grew up to say something like that, 737 00:34:02,682 --> 00:34:05,483 I would feel like I failed as a parent. 738 00:34:05,485 --> 00:34:09,200 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I did say they'd cross a line. 739 00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:15,475 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Friends, last night there was a terrible fight. 740 00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:16,840 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Only because you led me to believe Rafael was 741 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:20,679 into Jane, with all the misleading push-ins and the long glances. 742 00:34:20,733 --> 00:34:22,666 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I was talking about Jane and Rafael's fight. 743 00:34:22,668 --> 00:34:25,602 And for the last time, I'm shaping the story. 744 00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:29,573 I'm actually... glad that we fought, because now I know 745 00:34:29,575 --> 00:34:32,509 how totally and completely wrong we are for each other. 746 00:34:32,511 --> 00:34:35,598 And can you believe that he's in the shower again? 747 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:38,448 Who showers this much? I mean, 748 00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,510 he's gonna be the cleanest homeless man in all of Miami. 749 00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:41,494 Whatever. He'll be out of here soon. 750 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,762 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 751 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,299 Delivery for Rafael Solano. 752 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:48,568 [CHUCKLES]: Uh... what is it? 753 00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:52,380 All of his belongings, courtesy of Luisa Alver. 754 00:34:55,777 --> 00:34:57,477 What the hell? 755 00:34:57,479 --> 00:34:59,120 JANE: Your stuff. 756 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:01,914 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 757 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:05,180 Look, this will all be dealt with later... today. 758 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,419 [RAPID CHIMING] 759 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:10,378 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to... 760 00:35:10,396 --> 00:35:13,124 Luisa wants to meet Anezka in an hour to sign the paperwork. 761 00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:17,208 - Tell me there's not a problem. - I'm not here because of the Marbella. 762 00:35:17,971 --> 00:35:19,360 Got my iPad back. 763 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:22,940 And my phone texts were backed up. 764 00:35:22,942 --> 00:35:25,730 _ 765 00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:27,144 _ 766 00:35:27,179 --> 00:35:30,181 Anezka didn't lure you to the dock with a business emergency. 767 00:35:30,183 --> 00:35:33,117 Which means that your feelings didn't just shut off 768 00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:37,622 when I believed Jane over you, which leads me to believe, or... 769 00:35:37,624 --> 00:35:39,557 hope... 770 00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:41,580 maybe that... 771 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,995 there's still a chance for you and me. 772 00:35:44,998 --> 00:35:47,331 I don't know, I mean... 773 00:35:48,735 --> 00:35:50,768 W-We don't work together. 774 00:35:50,770 --> 00:35:53,571 But things will be different now... we'll... 775 00:35:53,573 --> 00:35:54,906 communicate. 776 00:35:54,908 --> 00:35:58,943 And I'll listen and trust you. Because you were right. 777 00:35:58,945 --> 00:36:00,978 I was all caught up in Jane's... 778 00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:03,914 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Story. 779 00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:05,750 ...stuff, but I'm not anymore. 780 00:36:05,752 --> 00:36:08,886 And I can tell you, 100%, 781 00:36:08,888 --> 00:36:11,622 that I-I don't want to be with Jane. 782 00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:16,930 I want to be with you. 783 00:36:17,397 --> 00:36:19,697 ♪ ♪ 784 00:36:30,410 --> 00:36:32,677 I'll call you after I get our hotel back. 785 00:36:34,231 --> 00:36:37,766 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: See? Everyone's a hero. 786 00:36:38,716 --> 00:36:40,816 Your dad's sorry he couldn't come over, 787 00:36:40,818 --> 00:36:43,318 but he's embarking on an act of heroism 788 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,821 for the sake of his unborn daughter. 789 00:36:45,823 --> 00:36:48,523 His words, obviously. 790 00:36:48,745 --> 00:36:50,439 _ 791 00:36:51,950 --> 00:36:54,329 He went to see Darci, and he's gonna try and make peace. 792 00:36:54,331 --> 00:36:55,898 - Ah. - Well, I think that's great. 793 00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:58,233 I know. Isn't it? 794 00:36:58,235 --> 00:37:02,437 - Mm-hmm. - [LAUGHS] I'm really so happy. 795 00:37:02,439 --> 00:37:04,390 [SOBS SOFTLY] 796 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:06,375 Ma? 797 00:37:06,377 --> 00:37:07,976 I'm sorry... 798 00:37:07,978 --> 00:37:10,879 I... I think I just... 799 00:37:10,881 --> 00:37:13,480 never want to be sad around Rogelio, 800 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:14,816 you know, because... 801 00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:17,452 he's having a baby. 802 00:37:17,454 --> 00:37:19,755 And that's a beautiful thing. 803 00:37:19,757 --> 00:37:21,523 He's not here. 804 00:37:21,525 --> 00:37:22,991 What's going on? 805 00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:24,693 It just sucks, you know? 806 00:37:24,695 --> 00:37:27,429 Because I'm supposed to be in Honolulu right now, 807 00:37:27,431 --> 00:37:30,980 sucking down mai tais and having honeymoon sex, 808 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:35,700 not chasing after sonograms and getting into Twitter wars. 809 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:36,638 Yeah, that totally sucks. 810 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,373 - Right? - Sí­. 811 00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:41,276 I guess I just want to feel a little sorry for myself. 812 00:37:41,278 --> 00:37:43,912 That's totally okay. I feel sorry for you. 813 00:37:43,914 --> 00:37:46,221 Well, thanks. And I feel sorry for you, too. 814 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,830 - Really? - Yeah. I mean, 815 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:49,985 the whole shower thing? [LAUGHS] 816 00:37:49,987 --> 00:37:51,820 Oh. Right, that, too. 817 00:37:51,822 --> 00:37:54,356 I thought you meant because I re-met my first love 818 00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:56,792 in the most magical way, and he said all the things 819 00:37:56,794 --> 00:37:59,294 my 19-year-old self just always hoped he would, 820 00:37:59,296 --> 00:38:01,463 and I screwed it all up. 821 00:38:01,465 --> 00:38:02,698 Aw. 822 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:03,718 When you put it that way... 823 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:08,690 _ 824 00:38:08,692 --> 00:38:10,800 _ 825 00:38:10,802 --> 00:38:13,755 _ 826 00:38:14,372 --> 00:38:17,600 - We can't. - _ 827 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:22,257 _ 828 00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:24,202 - Mm-hmm. - _ 829 00:38:25,207 --> 00:38:27,180 _ 830 00:38:27,215 --> 00:38:31,254 - So you've said. - _ 831 00:38:31,256 --> 00:38:35,612 _ 832 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:38,168 _ 833 00:38:38,203 --> 00:38:41,920 - What?! - _ 834 00:38:41,127 --> 00:38:42,131 XIOMARA: I called him, too. 835 00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:43,833 - Oh, my God! - _ 836 00:38:43,835 --> 00:38:45,902 I'm sorry, but there was no way you were getting married. 837 00:38:45,904 --> 00:38:48,104 [ALL LAUGHING] 838 00:38:50,925 --> 00:38:55,213 _ 839 00:38:55,248 --> 00:38:56,479 Uh-huh. 840 00:38:56,481 --> 00:38:59,514 _ 841 00:38:59,516 --> 00:39:02,318 - _ - Hmm. 842 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,454 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of reaching out... 843 00:39:04,456 --> 00:39:05,955 [KNOCKING] 844 00:39:05,957 --> 00:39:11,940 First of all, you know I meant to punch the P.A., not the puppy. 845 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,970 And what are you doing here? I already said I'd honor the contract. 846 00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:15,431 I know, I know. 847 00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:18,334 But I want you to want to honor the contract. 848 00:39:18,336 --> 00:39:20,690 What the hell are you talking about? 849 00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:23,907 Our relationship, Darci. You're the mother of my child. 850 00:39:23,909 --> 00:39:25,241 I want us to get along. 851 00:39:25,243 --> 00:39:29,780 So I promise, I will never insult you again. 852 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,413 Oh, yeah? 853 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:31,948 Well, I don't think you're handsome. 854 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,484 Well, you're entitled to your opinion. 855 00:39:34,486 --> 00:39:35,985 You're a horrible actor. 856 00:39:35,987 --> 00:39:39,789 Well, art is very s-subjective. 857 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:43,920 You are the worst lover I have ever had. 858 00:39:43,428 --> 00:39:48,998 Then I hope you find someone who can fulfill your every desire. 859 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,335 - Is this some sick game? - No, no. I promise. 860 00:39:52,337 --> 00:39:53,770 [GASPING BREATHS] 861 00:39:53,772 --> 00:39:55,872 Okay, Darci, I know you're upset, 862 00:39:55,874 --> 00:39:58,374 but you don't have to do all this. 863 00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,510 I think... I'm in labor! 864 00:40:00,512 --> 00:40:02,478 Oh! [GRUNTING] 865 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,947 [GRUNTS] 866 00:40:03,949 --> 00:40:05,448 [RINGTONE PLAYS] 867 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:09,850 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A baby sister? - LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Even better. 868 00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:10,186 Hey. 869 00:40:10,188 --> 00:40:11,821 I-I got your text. 870 00:40:11,823 --> 00:40:14,900 So, did you clear things out with the other guy? 871 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,191 Yeah, I did. 872 00:40:15,193 --> 00:40:16,993 Good. 873 00:40:16,995 --> 00:40:19,280 Um... 874 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,397 You want to get some coffee sometime? 875 00:40:22,677 --> 00:40:24,266 I'd really like that. 876 00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:27,103 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, that's how Adam 877 00:40:27,105 --> 00:40:29,506 got back together with Jane. 878 00:40:29,508 --> 00:40:30,908 _ 879 00:40:31,376 --> 00:40:33,176 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What are you doing? 880 00:40:33,178 --> 00:40:35,111 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: This is how we end things. 881 00:40:35,113 --> 00:40:36,267 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, we still have stuff to do. 882 00:40:36,282 --> 00:40:38,291 And he's part of our story now. 883 00:40:38,317 --> 00:40:40,383 LATINA LOVER NARRATOR: Ugh. Let me guess... 884 00:40:40,385 --> 00:40:41,851 more blondie signing papers? 885 00:40:41,853 --> 00:40:45,589 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yes. And thank you for that transition. 886 00:40:46,359 --> 00:40:48,426 [IMITATING ANEZKA]: So, I forged Petra's signature. 887 00:40:48,428 --> 00:40:50,495 Now you sign and hotel is sold. 888 00:40:50,497 --> 00:40:51,629 Perfect. 889 00:40:51,631 --> 00:40:53,465 Hmm. And... 890 00:40:53,467 --> 00:40:55,400 just to clarify... 891 00:40:55,402 --> 00:40:57,936 you are Anezka, right? 892 00:40:58,972 --> 00:41:00,939 Yes. 893 00:41:00,941 --> 00:41:03,141 Then who's this? 894 00:41:06,813 --> 00:41:09,814 Hello, beautiful sister. 895 00:41:12,552 --> 00:41:14,919 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hello, ugly mister. 896 00:41:14,921 --> 00:41:18,456 Does anyone besides you know him? 897 00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:20,725 No. Just me. 898 00:41:20,727 --> 00:41:23,495 And I'll take the secret to my grave. 899 00:41:23,497 --> 00:41:26,498 Hmm. Yes, you will. 900 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,966 [GRUNTS] 901 00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:30,935 [GRUNTING, CHOKING] 902 00:41:30,937 --> 00:41:33,271 - [ALARM BLARING] - GUARD: Step back. 903 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:37,750 Just add another 70 years to my life sentence. 904 00:41:39,479 --> 00:41:42,714 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now, that's how we end things. 905 00:41:42,716 --> 00:41:45,297 _ 906 00:41:45,552 --> 00:41:50,552 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 63708

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