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Well, that thing's clearly in the way.
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All right. A-ha. Heh.
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[ENERGY CRACKLES
AND JOEY SCREAMS]
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Damn fridge!
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- Hi, Joey. How you doing?
- Great...
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...roomie.
- Ah!
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- Yeah, I guess we are roommates now.
- I know. Now that you bring it up...
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...uh, our fridge is broken.
We have to get a new one.
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I checked around and your half is $400.
Thanks a lot.
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I'm not paying for half of that.
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I'm only staying here
until my apartment gets fixed.
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Look, Rach, my parents bought this fridge
just after I was born. Okay?
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Now, I have never had a problem with it.
Then you show up and it breaks!
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What does that tell you?
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That refrigerators don't live
as long as people?
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All right, you know that the ATM only
lets you take out 300 at a time...
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...so I'll take a check
for the other 100.
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Heh. You're joking, right?
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Of course I'm joking.
I don't take checks.
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Thank God you're pretty.
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- Hey!
ALL: Hey.
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Hey, do you guys know
any cute guys?
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Well, of course, I do.
My good friend, Joey, over here.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Chandler.
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Anyway, there's a charity ball this weekend
and Ralph Lauren bought a table...
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...so I kind of have to go.
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- What's the charity?
- I don't know.
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Something, either trees or disease, I...
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- Ralph mumbles a lot.
- Does Ralph mumble...
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...when you're not paying attention?
- Yeah. It's weird.
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But the thing is, I need to find a date.
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What kind of guy
are you looking for?
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Someone that has his own tux
or the ability to rent a tux.
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So he has to be a male
who has at least $50.
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Ooh, so close.
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- Hey, everybody.
ALL: Hey.
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- Uh, this is Elizabeth.
ALL: Hi, Elizabeth.
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- I'm the student.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Isn't she cute? Nope.
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This is none of my business,
but weren't you guys supposed...
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...to not be seen in public together?
- Oh, we're not together.
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No. We're just two people
who happen to have run into each other...
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...here at the coffee house.
Heh, this is...
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[BOTH GIGGLE]
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Oh, sly.
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I really wanted to meet you guys,
but I have to run.
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- I'll see you later?
- Okay.
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- Bye, Ross.
- Bye. See you.
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- Oh...
- Oops.
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- Didn't mean to run into you like that, sir.
- That is quite all right, ma'am.
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Bye.
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So why's she leaving? Is it a school night
and she has a lot of homework to do?
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Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper
is due tomorrow.
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Well, tell her "good luck" with that.
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Anyone else, huh? Bring them on.
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- Oh! When's her birthday?
- I don't know, Rachel. Why?
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Well, you know it's just been so long
since I've been to Chuck E. Cheese.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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- I like Elizabeth.
ROSS: Well, thanks.
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In fact, I like her so much that you tell
her I want my cookies early this year.
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[PHOEBE LAUGHING]
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A box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs.
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Guys, give him a break.
Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?
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Well, it's actually been great.
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She's 20, so she's not looking
for anything too serious...
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...which is perfect for me now.
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Well, that is great.
And seriously, she seems very nice.
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I know you guys like
to give me a hard time...
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...but it means a lot to me
that you like her.
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- Just knowing you guys are, like...
- Okay, I got a good one.
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Okay, um... Heh.
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What is she, like, 12?
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Chandler, do you think we talk
about our relationship enough?
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Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll Ups?
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- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
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Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy
for Rachel to take to her thing.
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That's so funny,
we found someone too.
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That's good. I guess she'll have a choice
between my guy and your weirdo.
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- Why would our guy be a weirdo?
- Because that's just your taste.
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See, Rachel's not gonna pick
your stupid guy.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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My guy is a lawyer
who does volunteer work.
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And he has one of these.
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A face ass?
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- A chin dimple.
- Well, uh, our guy works with Chandler.
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And he's really nice and smart
and he's a great dresser.
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- Have you seen your guy's body?
- No. Our guy's just a floating head.
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Well, my guy is spectacular, okay?
He's a massage client.
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And one time, um, when he was on the
table, I looked at it. And I mean, all of it.
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- You're not supposed to look.
- Yeah, like there are police for that.
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- What, you look? You massaged me.
- I know.
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All right, your guy may have
a great body, but our guy...
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...is really funny.
- Chandler funny?
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- Our guy's a great dancer.
- My guy's well-read.
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- Our guy has great hair.
- My guy has great teeth.
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Our guys smells incredible.
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Do you want our guy to be your guy?
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- Hey.
JOEY: Hey.
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Well, you don't look good, Joe.
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Well, the fridge broke,
so I had to eat everything.
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Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.
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Hey, what was in that brown jar?
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- That's still in there?
- Not anymore.
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Ahem, so, anyway,
how do you want to pay me?
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Is this a service you're providing me?
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No, for my new fridge.
For our new fridge.
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Our new fridge?
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- I don't live here anymore.
- So what?
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Look, okay, suppose we were
a, uh, divorced couple.
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- Uh-huh.
- And I got custody of the kid. Right?
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Now, suppose the kid dies
and I gotta buy a new kid.
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Okay.
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Give me $400!
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- Professor Geller?
- Hmm?
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Oh, a student I don't know.
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I was wondering
if I could talk to you for a moment?
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Yes, of course.
What would this be regarding?
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- Making out in your office.
- Wh... Shh!
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[GIGGLES]
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Uh, of course. Why don't we go inside.
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[LAUGHS]
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Mm... Oh, oh.
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- What?
- Doorknob. Doorknob.
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Sorry. Ha-ha-ha.
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- Um, I actually do need to talk to you.
- Oh. Okay, what about?
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- Spring vacation.
- Spring vacation?
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Yeah, we have time off,
and a lot of people are going on trips...
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- Professor Geller.
- Yes, Professor Fiesenstinlender?
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I'll be with you in one moment.
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So I will take one box
of the Thin Mints.
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You don't understand. Elizabeth was
about to ask me to go on a trip with her.
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Is that taking it slow?
I'm not ready for this, okay?
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- What do I tell her?
- Tell her the truth. You're not ready.
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I could do that.
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- Well, what if she gets upset?
- Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
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Or...
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...you could just, you know, you...
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What the hell are you doing?
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Wha...?
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What the hell am I doing?
You just broke my fridge!
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What? How do you know if...
How do you know it's even broken?
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Oh, you think I don't know
what breaks my fridge?
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Excuse me.
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Well, what do you know? Broken!
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That'll be $400.
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Joey, I saw you push him.
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You pushed him.
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Joey, I did not break this. Okay?
That has been broken for a while.
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- Remember I told you about our fridge?
- Uh-huh.
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I still haven't gotten the check
for your half yet.
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Do not give him any money.
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I'm not talking to you!
You broke my fridge!
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- You wanted to see me, Professor Geller?
- Yes. Yes. Please come in.
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Mm, ooh, ooh.
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- Doorknob?
- Yeah. It kind of grows on you.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Actually, I wanted to finish
talking to you about spring vacation.
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Oh, good.
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[SIGHS]
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Look, I...
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Look, I've been having
a great time with you.
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And I just don't want us to move too fast
or put too much pressure on us.
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So I'm sorry, I just don't think
we should go away together yet.
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It's too soon.
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Uh, Ross, I think you misunderstood
what I was saying.
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I just wanted to tell you that
I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.
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No.
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I think you misunderstood
what I was saying.
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- What I meant was...
- You are so adorable.
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That. Let's talk about that.
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.
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- How did it go with Elizabeth?
- Huh? Oh, oh.
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Fine. It was just a misunderstanding.
She didn't want me to go with her.
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She just wanted to let me know that
she's going to Florida for spring vacation.
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Wait, is she going for spring vacation
or going for spring break.
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[CHEERS]
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What's the difference?
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A spring vacation, you're doing nice things
with your grandparents.
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Spring break, you're doing frat guys.
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Hey, you know what?
Not all spring breaks are like that.
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- What did you do on yours?
- I went to Egypt with my dad.
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I can see it now.
"Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx."
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[CHEERS]
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I think Elizabeth is a little more
serious than, "Spring break!"
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[CHEERS]
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All right?
Come on, she's taking my class.
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- And slept with the professor.
- I'm gonna call her.
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Hey, you guys,
I want you to meet Sebastian.
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- Hi.
- We just, uh...
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We just met at the newsstand. We both
grabbed for the last Field and Stream. Ha!
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What, I read that.
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- Can I get you a cup of coffee?
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Rachel, what the hell is this?
- What?
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You ask us to find you a guy, and then
you come in here with a guy of your own.
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- You found me a guy?
- Yes.
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We found you a really cute,
funny guy from Chandler's work.
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Yeah, and I found you one, too,
who is not a weirdo.
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You know what though, guys,
I really appreciate that...
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...but I'm just gonna take Sebastian
to the charity.
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Are you sure?
Because our guy smells incredible.
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Would you stop it with that already?
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- Here you go. Sure.
- Oh, thank you.
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So, Sebastian,
do you do any volunteer work?
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- Uh, no, not really. Why?
- No reason.
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It's just I know a single guy
who does care about other people.
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Are you funny?
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- Excuse me?
- What are you guys doing?
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Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
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Look, I just wanted
to have coffee with Rachel.
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Well, so do a lot of people.
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- Actually, uh, I gotta get going.
- Oh, but you...
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- Give me a call sometime.
- But you didn't give me your number.
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Okay, see you later.
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Turns out he is kind of funny.
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I cannot believe you guys!
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He was really nice
and he just left because of you!
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Yeah, but, "Sebastian"?
What is that, a cat's name?
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You know what I noticed, Rachel,
he scares easy.
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Now, is that the kind of guy
you want to take to a ball?
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"Sebastian, would you like to dance?"
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"Uh, okay. I gotta go. Aah!"
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All right, guys stop it.
Rachel, we're very sorry.
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That is a very insensitive thing
for us to do.
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You know what? Let us make it up
to you. We've two great guys for you.
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PHOEBE:
Yeah, what have you got to lose?
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You might even end up with someone
really special. If you pick my guy.
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- All right.
- Okay. So you will meet our guys?
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Yes, I'll meet them.
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It doesn't matter which one you choose.
It's up to you.
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Our guy is perfect.
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Or you could go out with the guy
Phoebe deemed...
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...not good enough to go out with herself.
- Ugh!
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Phoebe, there you are!
Okay, you broke my fridge.
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You owe me 400 bucks.
236
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,786
- Okay, sure.
- Really?
237
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,666
Ooh, technically, you owe me $600
for sending out happy thoughts...
238
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...on your last 10 auditions.
239
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Call it even?
240
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,636
Okay.
241
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,891
There you are.
So, what did Elizabeth say?
242
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:58,021
Well, turns out she is going to Daytona
for "spring break, woo-hoo."
243
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:02,150
That means wet T-shirt contests,
guys doing shots off of girls' bodies...
244
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...waking up next to people
you don't even know.
245
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,405
Man, she is gonna have a great time!
246
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,784
Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?
247
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,996
- You know the hotels?
- I was there, Spring Break '81!
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[CHEERS]
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In 1981, you were 13.
250
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,420
So what? I drove down,
sold T-shirts. I had a blast.
251
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,799
You know who knows how to party?
Drunk college chicks.
252
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,929
Okay, she can't go.
253
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,973
You can't tell her not to go.
You just started dating.
254
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,185
- Then what am I supposed to do?
- Nothing. Just be cool with it.
255
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,188
What if she goes down there
and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
256
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,024
Well, maybe you don't marry this one.
257
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,909
I'm so glad you're going on this trip.
258
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,579
Yeah, I've been working
so hard this semester.
259
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,374
I really need to go crazy, you know?
Blow off some steam.
260
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,501
Sure. Sure.
261
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,256
Look, I don't know if your plans
are finalized yet...
262
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...but I know another great way
to blow off steam.
263
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,429
- What?
- Are you into crafts at all?
264
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,351
- Ross, are you okay?
- Uh, yeah. Of course I'm okay.
265
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,979
Heh, I'm just being, uh, supportive.
266
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,065
Supportive of you and this whole trip...
267
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,276
...and what... What is, uh...? What's this?
268
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,116
- It's a bathing suit?
- To wear in front of people?
269
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,953
- Is that supportive?
- Is this?
270
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,124
- Hey.
- Good, good, good.
271
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,542
MONICA & CHANDLER: Hey.
- Hi.
272
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,752
- We're glad you decided to meet our guy.
- Oh.
273
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,587
You're gonna like him so much.
274
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,382
- Uh, when do you want to meet him?
- I don't know.
275
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,760
- I don't work late tomorrow night.
- Tomorrow night is good.
276
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:56,973
But why put off something till tomorrow
that you can do right now. Ha-ha-ha.
277
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,975
- Eldad, come here!
RACHEL: What?
278
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,895
- Eldad, this is Rachel.
- How are you?
279
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,481
A little blind-sided,
but, you know, good.
280
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,069
Eldad, sit down. Move over.
Move over now.
281
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,155
There you go. There you are.
282
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,950
- Okay, we can take a hint!
- Ha-ha-ha.
283
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:20,413
- Wait. What are you doing here?
- This is Patrick.
284
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,789
- Hi.
- Hi.
285
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,584
You're too late,
because she's already with our guy.
286
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,547
Oh, my God, you're right, I am too late.
They're sitting on the couch and talking.
287
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,549
Come on.
288
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,303
- Rachel? This is Patrick.
- Yeah?
289
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,721
- Oh. Hi.
PATRICK: Hi.
290
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,973
This is the guy
I was telling you about.
291
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,102
Believe me, this suit does not do justice
to what's underneath it.
292
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,730
Okay.
293
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,734
But Pheebs, I'm just sort of
in the middle of something.
294
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,487
Oh, okay. That's okay. Have a seat.
295
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,615
- You can't do that!
- Maybe I should go.
296
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,867
Just sit down, we're winning.
297
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,912
Okay, you know what?
Maybe I should go.
298
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,914
MONICA & PHOEBE: No, no!
CHANDLER: Have a seat!
299
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,666
Rachel, you haven't touched
Eldad's hair.
300
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,920
- It is the softest hair. Touch it.
RACHEL: I'm good.
301
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,131
Rachel, Patrick is really rich.
Give her some money.
302
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,301
[RACHEL GROANS]
303
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,762
Phoebe, this isn't really worth
the free massage.
304
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,014
That's right, Patrick. Bye-bye.
305
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,309
Eldad is much more cooperative
and he can dance.
306
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,478
You dance for Rachel.
307
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,980
No, don't dance for me, please!
308
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,316
What is the matter with you guys?
309
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,443
Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.
310
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,030
Am I the only one
that this is embarrassing for?
311
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,158
- I'm a little embarrassed.
- Shh, shh.
312
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,413
I'll tell you who should be embarrassed.
It's you guys. This is ridiculous!
313
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,916
Thank you,
but I do not need you to get me a date.
314
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,585
- Then why did she ask us to help...
- I am still talking!
315
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,880
Then you chase away
the one guy that I actually liked.
316
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,509
No offense to you guys.
Really, congratulations on...
317
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,719
...all the cash.
318
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:02,098
And you really...
Wow, you do have very soft hair.
319
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:07,520
But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself
than go through any more of this!
320
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,355
Goodbye.
321
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,443
Now, do you use some sort
of special conditioner on that hair?
322
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,822
- Yes, papaya extract.
- Thank you.
323
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:27,123
- So, uh, have a great time down there.
- I will.
324
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,209
- Did you pack that bathing suit?
- Yeah.
325
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,004
It was pretty funny
when I hid it for a while, huh?
326
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,010
Anyway. Um...
327
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,721
I am worried about that bathing suit.
328
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,765
Not because it's revealing,
which I'm fine with.
329
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,393
No, I'm concerned about your health.
330
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,188
Um, sun exposure.
331
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,565
Oh, don't worry,
I have plenty of sun block.
332
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,609
- It's SPF 30.
- All right.
333
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,820
Well, if what's in the bottle
is actually 30.
334
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,282
I mean, sometimes you get 30,
sometimes it's 4, and I swear...
335
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,826
...more often than not, it's just milk.
336
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,538
Ross, it's gonna be okay.
337
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,917
I'm not going down there
to hook up with a bunch of guys.
338
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,712
I really like you.
I like how things are going between us.
339
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,380
- Really?
- Yeah.
340
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,508
I'm just going down there to relax
and hang out with my friends.
341
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,137
Okay. Cool. Heh.
342
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,556
- Oh, here they are.
- Hey, Elizabeth!
343
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,351
[GUYS CHEERING]
344
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,187
Bye!
345
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,861
Call me!
346
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,245
Rachel, we're sorry
for pushing those guys on you.
347
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,122
That's all right.
I ended up having a really good time.
348
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,752
The charity was a big success,
they raised a lot of money and awareness.
349
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,338
So, what was it for, anyway?
350
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,466
I wanna say a disease.
351
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:03,928
- Hey.
ALL: Hey.
352
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:08,432
I just got this weird message from Ross.
He said turn on MTV. I don't know.
353
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,602
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
354
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,607
- Oh, my God, look! That's Elizabeth!
RACHEL: Ha-ha-ha.
355
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,244
Oh, oh, Professor Geller.
356
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,040
Ah, to be 13 again.
357
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,339
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