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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:12,692 (HORN HONKS) 2 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:16,877 - Car's here! - MAN: It's 9:00! We'll miss our flight! 3 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,749 - WOMAN: Traveler's checks... - MAN: You have the tickets? 4 00:01:19,821 --> 00:01:21,846 - WOMAN: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - TAHBITA: Oops. 5 00:01:21,923 --> 00:01:24,414 WOMAN: I just know we've forgotten something. 6 00:01:24,492 --> 00:01:26,722 Roddy, where are you? 7 00:01:27,062 --> 00:01:31,260 We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's more. 8 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:33,095 - WOMAN: Tabitha! - TAHBITA: Here's a little more. 9 00:01:33,168 --> 00:01:36,433 - WOMAN: I hope you're not overfeeding him. - TAHBITA: Of course not, Mum. 10 00:01:36,504 --> 00:01:38,267 - MAN: Come on, Tabitha! - TAHBITA: Bye, Roddy. 11 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:42,366 - MAN: We don't want to miss our holiday. - TAHBITA: I'm coming, I'm coming! 12 00:01:44,075 --> 00:01:45,895 (BIRDS TWITTERING) 13 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:48,845 (SNIFFING) 14 00:01:52,087 --> 00:01:54,521 When the cat's away... 15 00:01:54,589 --> 00:01:57,251 ...the mice will play! 16 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,759 The holiday starts now, everyone! 17 00:02:00,028 --> 00:02:01,723 Music, maestro! 18 00:02:02,175 --> 00:02:03,995 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 19 00:02:08,803 --> 00:02:12,933 Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned! 20 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,975 Let's go, people! Chop-chop! 21 00:02:17,412 --> 00:02:20,074 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 22 00:02:20,148 --> 00:02:22,309 Nope. Nope. Nope. 23 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,500 (EXCLAIMING) 24 00:02:27,904 --> 00:02:29,024 Mm. 25 00:02:30,119 --> 00:02:31,939 (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN) 26 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:33,639 (CHUCKLES) 27 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:35,821 Buckle up, everyone. 28 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:37,670 (CRASHING) 29 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,765 Fore! 30 00:02:51,179 --> 00:02:52,942 Oops. Sorry. 31 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:55,425 (WHIRRING) 32 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,685 Game point. Service! 33 00:02:59,087 --> 00:03:01,351 We win! We win, team! We win! 34 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,370 (GROWLS AND EXHALES) 35 00:03:15,203 --> 00:03:16,295 Perfect. 36 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:24,433 (BEEPING) 37 00:03:25,508 --> 00:03:26,908 (POPPING) 38 00:03:33,788 --> 00:03:35,881 Having a good time, darling? 39 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:38,303 (CHOKING) 40 00:03:42,664 --> 00:03:44,154 Thank you. (LAUGHS) 41 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:48,658 See you tomorrow. 42 00:03:54,158 --> 00:03:56,958 - (TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING) - (SHUDDERING) 43 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,644 Good night! 44 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:05,379 (ECHOING) Good night! Good night! 45 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:07,453 (ECHOING CONTUNIES) 46 00:04:09,357 --> 00:04:12,690 Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy. 47 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:20,408 - (METAL CLATTERS) - (GASPS) 48 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,796 What was that? 49 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:26,037 Who's there? 50 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:30,374 (WHISPERING) Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. 51 00:04:30,445 --> 00:04:32,379 Sarge, wake up! 52 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:36,372 Approaching enemy lines. 53 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:46,182 - I'm armed and ready. - At ease, soldier. 54 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:49,025 Give up your weapons of mass destruction. 55 00:04:49,097 --> 00:04:52,692 Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and ready. 56 00:04:52,767 --> 00:04:55,733 Tell Mom (POWERING DOWN) l...love...her. 57 00:04:55,733 --> 00:04:56,853 - (BANG) - (GASPS) 58 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:58,398 (GRUNTING) 59 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,939 (RATTLING) 60 00:05:11,264 --> 00:05:13,084 - Yee-ha! - (GASPS) 61 00:05:16,038 --> 00:05:17,158 (GRUNTS) 62 00:05:20,138 --> 00:05:21,258 (GRUNTS) 63 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,056 (EXCLAIMS) 64 00:05:24,331 --> 00:05:25,451 (SIGHS) 65 00:05:35,357 --> 00:05:37,457 - (SCREAMS) - (BURPING LOUDLY) 66 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:42,051 (BURPING) 67 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,283 They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer. 68 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:50,891 A sewer rat! (LAUGHING) 69 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:53,920 Who... What... How did you get here? 70 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:58,955 I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh! 71 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:03,299 It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes. 72 00:06:03,371 --> 00:06:05,931 And, well, here I am. 73 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:08,703 I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back. 74 00:06:11,446 --> 00:06:12,777 Do you like seafood? 75 00:06:12,847 --> 00:06:14,212 Can I call you a cab? 76 00:06:14,431 --> 00:06:15,251 Blah! 77 00:06:15,316 --> 00:06:17,147 See food! Get it? 78 00:06:18,121 --> 00:06:19,821 (LAUGHS) Have you got a TV? 79 00:06:20,054 --> 00:06:22,113 - Yes, but... - Say no more! (LAUGHS) 80 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:24,055 No. Leave that. 81 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,524 Geronimo! 82 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,857 No, don't... touch anything. 83 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,330 Would you look at the size of that monster?! 84 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,341 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 85 00:06:34,171 --> 00:06:35,291 - (LAUGHING) - (EXCLAIMS) 86 00:06:35,336 --> 00:06:38,396 SID: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons. 87 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,874 MAN(ON TV): It's the match of the century! The FlFA World Cup Final! 88 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,311 - England. Germany. - SID: Yes! Boo! 89 00:06:46,381 --> 00:06:48,349 Live this Sunday. Be there. 90 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:51,908 This place is great! I'm staying here forever! 91 00:06:51,986 --> 00:06:53,453 What? 92 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,022 Game point. Service! 93 00:06:57,558 --> 00:07:01,358 We win, we win! You lose! In your face! 94 00:07:02,471 --> 00:07:04,291 - (YELLS) - (EXHALES) 95 00:07:08,903 --> 00:07:14,264 Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave. 96 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:18,487 - (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) - I would not do that if I was you, pal. 97 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:22,513 Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now. 98 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:26,610 Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" (LAUGHS) Comprende? 99 00:07:26,687 --> 00:07:30,589 Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it. 100 00:07:32,894 --> 00:07:34,953 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 101 00:07:35,029 --> 00:07:36,553 That's more like it. 102 00:07:36,631 --> 00:07:39,828 But before breakfast is served... 103 00:07:39,901 --> 00:07:43,632 ...perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi. 104 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:46,434 A Jacuzzi? 105 00:07:49,811 --> 00:07:51,335 You're a real gent. 106 00:07:51,412 --> 00:07:53,744 After a hard day navigating sewer pipes, 107 00:07:53,815 --> 00:07:58,479 there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath. 108 00:07:58,553 --> 00:08:01,078 That looks so inviting. 109 00:08:01,155 --> 00:08:03,453 Yes. The water looks perfect! 110 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:07,927 Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going. 111 00:08:07,995 --> 00:08:10,259 Right. In we go! 112 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:13,396 Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 113 00:08:13,468 --> 00:08:15,595 I know we got off on the wrong foot before, 114 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:18,298 but I think we're gonna get along, don't you? 115 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,839 Swimmingly. 116 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,268 Be seeing you. 117 00:08:23,948 --> 00:08:25,348 (EXCLAIMS) 118 00:08:26,514 --> 00:08:27,538 You plonker! 119 00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:30,643 You think I don't know a toilet when I see one? 120 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,982 You were going to flush me down the loo. 121 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,318 No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model! 122 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:38,153 Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going. 123 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,593 No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim! 124 00:08:41,662 --> 00:08:43,896 Bon voyage, me old cream cracker! 125 00:08:43,973 --> 00:08:44,093 (TOILET FLUSHING) 126 00:08:44,165 --> 00:08:46,258 - Hold your nose! - You can't do this! 127 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:50,293 You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how you like it. 128 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:54,068 (RODDY YELLS) 129 00:08:58,541 --> 00:09:01,341 - (PIPES CLANGING) - (RODDY GRUNTING) 130 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:04,636 (SCREAMING) 131 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:06,166 (GASPING) 132 00:09:08,427 --> 00:09:09,827 (SCREAMING) 133 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:15,355 Have you seen my dad? 134 00:09:15,802 --> 00:09:16,922 (EXCLAIMS) 135 00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:18,577 (SCREAMING) 136 00:09:22,216 --> 00:09:23,616 Ah! 137 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,811 (GASPS) 138 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:31,566 (SCREAMS) 139 00:09:35,177 --> 00:09:36,297 (EXCLAIMING) 140 00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:40,177 (GROANS) 141 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,252 (SCREAMING) 142 00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:47,422 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 143 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:55,526 Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't... 144 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,103 ...swim. 145 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:03,408 I'm... in... the sewer! 146 00:10:03,577 --> 00:10:04,977 (SCREAMING) 147 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,722 (BOTH SCREAMING) 148 00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:16,928 - (SQUEALING) - (WHIMPERING) 149 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,574 - (THUD) - (EXCLAIMS) 150 00:10:23,064 --> 00:10:24,395 Hello? (ECHOING) 151 00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:27,928 Help? (ECHOING) 152 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:33,901 I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream. 153 00:10:34,642 --> 00:10:36,303 I'm not home! I wanna go home! 154 00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:38,242 Shush! Stop it. Roddy! 155 00:10:38,312 --> 00:10:40,780 I want to go home! Pull yourself together! 156 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,713 I can't. I'm frightened. 157 00:10:42,783 --> 00:10:44,842 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 158 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:50,084 All right, Roddy, old man, you can get yourself out of here, and you will. 159 00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:52,153 Never forget, 160 00:10:52,226 --> 00:10:55,923 the blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins. 161 00:10:57,906 --> 00:10:59,026 - (SCREAMING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 162 00:11:02,181 --> 00:11:03,301 - (SCREAMING) - (SLUG SQUEALING) 163 00:11:07,664 --> 00:11:09,764 (HORN BLARING IN DISTANCE) 164 00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:13,603 - (SLUG SCREECHING) - MAN: Extra! Extra! 165 00:11:14,982 --> 00:11:16,313 Read all about it! 166 00:11:17,818 --> 00:11:19,445 A way out! Yes! 167 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:22,539 (LAUGHS AND SCREAMS) 168 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:25,092 (SCREAMING) 169 00:11:30,031 --> 00:11:32,761 Hey! That took me 3 years to draw! 170 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:35,233 I'm terribly sorry. Three years? 171 00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,361 I just finished it this morning! 172 00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:40,032 Three years? (GASPS) 173 00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:43,807 Good grief! 174 00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:45,935 (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) 175 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,349 - What is this place? - MAN: Hold the bus! 176 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,913 WOMAN: Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag! 177 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,340 (MEN CHANTING) 178 00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:05,498 It's a real city! (EXCLAIMS) 179 00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:07,928 (SCREAMING) 180 00:12:11,405 --> 00:12:12,736 My smalls! 181 00:12:12,807 --> 00:12:14,536 - Is it a bird? - Is it a plane? 182 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:17,008 - Is that guy wearing my underpants? - (RODDY SCREAMING) 183 00:12:17,078 --> 00:12:18,511 Make him move, honey. 184 00:12:18,579 --> 00:12:21,104 Boy, you got a face like a frying pan! 185 00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:24,015 - Come on! - I don't think he speaks English. 186 00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:26,249 He moved! Did you get it? 187 00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:27,090 (BOTH GRUNT) 188 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:28,951 - Got it! - Good. 189 00:12:29,023 --> 00:12:31,014 Sorry, sorry. (GRUNTS) 190 00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:33,686 - It's coming! - What? Where? Who? 191 00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:35,353 The Great Flood! 192 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:40,162 Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! We're doomed! 193 00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:42,725 You think you can back away from the truth! 194 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,533 'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then? 195 00:12:45,606 --> 00:12:49,201 Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me! 196 00:12:49,276 --> 00:12:50,538 'Morning, Harold. 197 00:12:50,611 --> 00:12:53,239 - 'Morning, Collin. How are you? - Can't complain. 198 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,442 Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony. 199 00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:57,916 We're doomed! 200 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,680 - Are you kidding me? - Right. 201 00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:02,814 - Let's give you a police escort home. - Great! 202 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:07,156 I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface. 203 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:10,459 Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no. 204 00:13:10,531 --> 00:13:13,056 The humans don't like our sort. 205 00:13:13,134 --> 00:13:17,127 Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there. 206 00:13:17,204 --> 00:13:22,174 I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine. 207 00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:23,298 - (SIZZLING) - (EXCLAIMING) 208 00:13:25,746 --> 00:13:28,306 You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty? 209 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,197 - Yes. - (SIZZLING CONTINUES) 210 00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:32,616 (WHIMPERS) 211 00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:37,420 There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. Might. 212 00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:38,617 Really? 213 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:42,753 Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger. 214 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:46,960 - If you can find it. - I know where it is! 215 00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:58,771 PIRATE: And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger. 216 00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:01,508 Thanks for bringing me this far. 217 00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:04,016 You're welcome. 218 00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:06,517 FISH: See ya! 219 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,490 (WHISTLING) 220 00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:22,866 Beware. 221 00:14:22,937 --> 00:14:24,700 Beware. 222 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:26,710 (WHISTLING CONTINUES) 223 00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:30,208 Hello? 224 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:33,172 Permission to come aboard? 225 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,879 Ahoy there? 226 00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,121 (EXCLAIMS) 227 00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:05,838 Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy. 228 00:15:05,913 --> 00:15:09,747 Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you. 229 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,965 - Oops. - What are you doing in my boat? 230 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,955 I've had a bad day and need your help. 231 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:18,014 I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet. 232 00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:21,152 Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems. 233 00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:23,822 - RAT: She's around here somewhere! - (GRUNTS) 234 00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:26,264 Stay down. And keep quiet. 235 00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,532 Why? Who are we hiding from? 236 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:35,166 I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me. 237 00:15:35,242 --> 00:15:38,569 - Well, I'll contain my amazement. - (GROANS) 238 00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:42,113 All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse. 239 00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:44,619 (HORN BLARING) 240 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,122 RAT: Over there! 241 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,784 You idiot! 242 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:55,294 Sorry about that. 243 00:15:55,362 --> 00:15:57,296 I'll be off then. 244 00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:58,762 Sorry. 245 00:15:58,776 --> 00:15:59,896 - Ah! - (HORN BLARES) 246 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,958 Sorry. Sorry. 247 00:16:02,303 --> 00:16:03,531 Sorry! 248 00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:05,071 RAT: We can't let her get away! 249 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:06,970 - (SQUEALING) - (SHUSHING) 250 00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:11,305 Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me! 251 00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:12,825 (GRUNTS) 252 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,990 (ALL CLAMOURING) 253 00:16:14,127 --> 00:16:15,527 (GRUNTING) 254 00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:21,077 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 255 00:16:22,156 --> 00:16:25,148 Let me go, you pink-eyed freak! 256 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,988 I'm upset now. 257 00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:31,652 - (EXCLAIMS) - Whatever's going on, I'm not involved. 258 00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:33,426 I'm an innocent bystander! 259 00:16:33,428 --> 00:16:34,148 (LIGHT FLASHES) 260 00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:36,830 Rita, Rita, Rita! 261 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,772 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 262 00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:42,569 You thought you could give us the slip. 263 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,152 (EXCLAIMING) 264 00:16:44,845 --> 00:16:48,508 What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! 265 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,317 Who have we got here? 266 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,913 I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander. 267 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,213 - (SNICKERS) Millicent! - Actually, no... 268 00:16:58,859 --> 00:17:02,124 Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita? 269 00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:03,891 The boss wants it back. 270 00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,955 I don't have your stupid ruby. 271 00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:09,700 OK, are we going to do it the easy way... 272 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,499 ...or the hard way? 273 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,370 I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike? 274 00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:16,669 - (EXCLAIMS) - (SIGHS) 275 00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:19,972 All right. Check the tin. 276 00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:21,776 Good girl. 277 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,544 See, Whitey, this is how I do it. 278 00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:26,449 Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...(EXCLAIMS) 279 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,949 (WHISTLING) 280 00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:33,519 Was it in there? 281 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,154 Right! Rip it up, lads! 282 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,799 (GRUNTING) 283 00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:41,164 Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff! 284 00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:43,024 (BOTH GIGGLE) 285 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,504 It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts! 286 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,507 That'll be last night's curry. 287 00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:51,567 I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag. 288 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:54,512 Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this? 289 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:56,845 Fine. All right, all right, listen up. 290 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,112 This gentleman, he's not from around here. 291 00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:00,175 Thank you. 292 00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:02,916 - Just look how nicely he's dressed. - Thank you. 293 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:06,084 And why? Because he's an international jewel thief! 294 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,526 Precisely. What? No, no! 295 00:18:08,595 --> 00:18:11,689 - He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying! 296 00:18:11,765 --> 00:18:15,360 All right, all right! It's time to bring out... 297 00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:17,597 ...the Persuader. 298 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,820 - (GASPS) - (EXCLAIMS) 299 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:22,204 Your choice, mate. You can talk now 300 00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:25,336 or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader? 301 00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:28,711 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Yeah, in a much higher voice! 302 00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:31,046 The Persuader's alive, Spike! 303 00:18:31,118 --> 00:18:33,109 You'll be singing like a tea kettle. 304 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:35,178 Good one, Persuader. 305 00:18:35,255 --> 00:18:38,156 I don't even know her! I don't know anything! 306 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:41,285 Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself. 307 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:43,627 I know where it is! 308 00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:45,289 Come on, then. Spit it out! 309 00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:47,026 (GRUNTING) Don't you dare! 310 00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:50,537 Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped? 311 00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:53,129 You little snitch. 312 00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:55,971 The booty's in the booty. 313 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,120 RITA: Hey! (GRUNTING) 314 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:01,570 (ALL EXCLAIM) 315 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,975 (CHUCKLING) 316 00:19:05,052 --> 00:19:09,318 Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us. 317 00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:12,485 You're toast. 318 00:19:12,675 --> 00:19:14,075 (SPIKE LAUGHS) 319 00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:18,358 So you're from Up Top? 320 00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:21,595 I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. 321 00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:24,102 Yeah. Big shampoo job. 322 00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:27,334 I was dark grey when we started. 323 00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:30,507 Still, it cleared up me dandruff. 324 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,356 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 325 00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:36,606 MAN(ON TV): The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world. 326 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:39,516 Are you there, boss? We're back. 327 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:42,180 I've got it, boss. 328 00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:45,157 The ruby. I found it. 329 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:48,626 Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it. 330 00:19:48,695 --> 00:19:51,027 Actually, the name's Roddy. 331 00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:54,564 In exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might... 332 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,011 (EXCLAIMS) 333 00:19:57,004 --> 00:20:00,997 You might help me out of the pickle I'm in. 334 00:20:02,153 --> 00:20:03,273 (SCREAMS) 335 00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:06,772 Hello, Rita. 336 00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,314 Hello, handsome. 337 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:12,182 And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter? 338 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,220 - Boyfriend?! - Waiter?! 339 00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:15,769 (CHUCKLES) 340 00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:19,390 The prize returns to me. 341 00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:24,330 Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me? 342 00:20:24,398 --> 00:20:28,870 What?! That jewel belongs to my father, and you know it! (GRUNTS) 343 00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:33,669 Your father? A good-for-nothing scavenger, just like his daughter! 344 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,140 Excuse me. Actually, 345 00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,201 I'm the one that found your ruby. 346 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,475 So... you... 347 00:20:41,548 --> 00:20:45,048 Perhaps you'd repay the favor and help me get home. 348 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,070 - (SHRIEKS) - (EXCLAIMS) 349 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,586 Help me! 350 00:20:48,755 --> 00:20:50,245 Dispose of them. 351 00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:53,619 No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington! 352 00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,743 (GASPS) 353 00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:58,697 Kensington? The Royal Borough? 354 00:20:58,765 --> 00:21:00,164 Up Top? 355 00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:02,930 Yes. Up Top. 356 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:06,500 Huzzah! A man of quality! 357 00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:08,575 Finally, somebody gets it. 358 00:21:08,575 --> 00:21:08,700 Finally, somebody gets it. 359 00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:11,437 Come, let me show you my private collection. 360 00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:14,378 - I know you'll find it diverting. - (CHUCKLES) 361 00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:18,442 (KERMIT LAUGHING) 362 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,851 My shrine to beauty. 363 00:21:20,921 --> 00:21:25,585 Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family. 364 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,457 Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain. 365 00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:30,052 Classy! 366 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:32,064 Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say? 367 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,464 It's as if she were here. 368 00:21:35,135 --> 00:21:37,069 Smooth to the touch. 369 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,161 Easy, tiger. 370 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:39,394 (GIGGLING) 371 00:21:39,806 --> 00:21:42,900 But come! Let us restore the heart 372 00:21:42,976 --> 00:21:45,536 and highlight of my collection... 373 00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:50,606 ...this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings. 374 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,653 A true crown jewel! 375 00:21:54,572 --> 00:21:55,692 (MUSIC PLAYING) 376 00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:59,751 Well, what do you think? 377 00:21:59,826 --> 00:22:02,158 He's a madman! Run away! 378 00:22:02,229 --> 00:22:04,959 Pardon me. My fly's undone. 379 00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:09,497 Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie. 380 00:22:09,569 --> 00:22:11,560 Indeed. 381 00:22:11,638 --> 00:22:16,166 How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world? 382 00:22:16,243 --> 00:22:19,178 In this dark, low place. 383 00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:25,152 Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but l... 384 00:22:25,152 --> 00:22:25,174 Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but l... 385 00:22:25,252 --> 00:22:26,672 - "Amusing"? - (MUSIC PLAYS DIFFERENTLY) 386 00:22:27,354 --> 00:22:29,185 Didn't you say I'd find it amusing? 387 00:22:29,256 --> 00:22:33,124 I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing! 388 00:22:33,193 --> 00:22:36,993 When I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense 389 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,693 of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration. (GASPS) 390 00:22:42,035 --> 00:22:43,366 Muse. 391 00:22:43,892 --> 00:22:45,292 (CRASHING) 392 00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:52,892 (SHATTERS) 393 00:22:53,347 --> 00:22:55,212 Smashing. 394 00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:57,387 - (CHUCKLES) - (GROWLS) 395 00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:59,482 Heaven help me! 396 00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:02,180 Ice him! Ice them both! 397 00:23:03,056 --> 00:23:06,150 Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge. 398 00:23:08,195 --> 00:23:10,823 Former enemies, one and all. 399 00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:15,027 A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers and do-gooders. 400 00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:16,667 (LAUGHS) 401 00:23:17,704 --> 00:23:22,107 Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker. 402 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,568 (BOTH LAUGH) 403 00:23:23,577 --> 00:23:25,511 Makes me laugh every time, that one. 404 00:23:25,579 --> 00:23:26,876 Shut that door. 405 00:23:29,144 --> 00:23:30,164 (SPIKE LAUGHS) 406 00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:33,170 - (LAUGHS) - Liquid Nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly! 407 00:23:33,186 --> 00:23:36,417 There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it. (SCREAMS) 408 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:38,082 In the pocket, in the pocket! 409 00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:41,344 (CHUCKLING) 410 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,264 Blimey, it's cold. 411 00:23:45,332 --> 00:23:47,425 That's why I wore me mittens. 412 00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:51,267 Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me. 413 00:23:51,338 --> 00:23:54,171 It's all right for you. You've got little hands. 414 00:23:54,241 --> 00:23:56,368 - (SOFTLY) Got it! - They don't get as cold. 415 00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:58,911 - I ain't got little hands! - Yeah, you have. 416 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,913 - You got lady's hands. - (EXHALES) 417 00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:03,815 They might be small, but they're lethal weapons. 418 00:24:03,884 --> 00:24:05,442 You got your mother's hands. 419 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,947 Right. Put your hands together. 420 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:13,478 - (GRUNTING) - You could have wiped your feet. 421 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,723 Stop squirming! 422 00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:19,210 (GRUNTING) 423 00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:23,434 Goodbye, vermin. 424 00:24:28,408 --> 00:24:32,970 KERMIT: Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection. 425 00:24:35,982 --> 00:24:40,316 - What?! Impossible! - RITA: Oi! Kermit! 426 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:44,851 The prize returns to me! 427 00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:47,385 You big, fat, slimy airbag! 428 00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,960 (GROWLING) After them! 429 00:24:52,165 --> 00:24:54,497 Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan? 430 00:24:54,568 --> 00:24:56,263 "We"? Who's "we"? 431 00:24:56,336 --> 00:24:57,997 You can't just leave me here! 432 00:24:58,071 --> 00:25:01,336 - Faster, you idiots! They're escaping! - (METAL CLANGS) 433 00:25:02,364 --> 00:25:03,764 (ALL GRUNT) 434 00:25:05,057 --> 00:25:06,177 (EXCLAIMING) 435 00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:14,207 - (GRUNTING) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 436 00:25:16,356 --> 00:25:19,018 No! Not the master cable! 437 00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:20,252 We have a plan? 438 00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:21,521 Put that back! 439 00:25:22,596 --> 00:25:24,928 Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us. 440 00:25:24,998 --> 00:25:26,761 You're right. Toodle-oo. 441 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,095 Wait! 442 00:25:28,335 --> 00:25:29,768 BOTH: F-f-f-freeze! 443 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,578 Oh, no! 444 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:38,700 Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see! 445 00:25:40,213 --> 00:25:42,455 - That wasn't on the list. - (EXCLAIMS) Hey! 446 00:25:42,539 --> 00:25:44,639 - (GASPS) - (RODDY SCREAMING) 447 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,210 Do something! 448 00:25:54,842 --> 00:25:56,262 (BOTH SCREAMING) 449 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,460 Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! 450 00:26:03,489 --> 00:26:06,049 (GASPS) I kept me legs straight, Spike. 451 00:26:09,409 --> 00:26:13,243 Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high. 452 00:26:19,753 --> 00:26:20,742 Cool. 453 00:26:21,421 --> 00:26:22,752 See you! 454 00:26:23,057 --> 00:26:24,457 (GRUNTS) 455 00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,132 (GRUNTS) 456 00:26:42,409 --> 00:26:43,832 If she can do it... 457 00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:46,332 Here goes. (GRUNTING) 458 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,407 (EXCLAIMING) 459 00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:52,044 (CHUCKLES AND SCREAMS) 460 00:26:52,549 --> 00:26:53,949 (GASPS) 461 00:26:54,449 --> 00:26:55,569 Oh! 462 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,149 (GROANS) 463 00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,477 (EXCLAIMS) 464 00:27:02,295 --> 00:27:04,627 And gently down. 465 00:27:07,324 --> 00:27:07,724 (GROANS) 466 00:27:07,767 --> 00:27:10,736 - My ball. - It's my ball, it's mine. 467 00:27:10,804 --> 00:27:13,295 Rita! Rita! 468 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:19,801 Where is she? Rita! 469 00:27:20,647 --> 00:27:22,638 Target at twelve o'clock! 470 00:27:22,716 --> 00:27:24,206 Oh, come on! 471 00:27:24,249 --> 00:27:25,524 (GASPS AND GRUNTS) 472 00:27:28,154 --> 00:27:31,089 Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin. 473 00:27:35,795 --> 00:27:36,955 Rita! 474 00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:38,896 Over there! 475 00:27:39,421 --> 00:27:40,541 - (SCREECHING) - (BOTH EXCLAIM) 476 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,497 (HORN BLARING) 477 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:53,687 (EXCLAIMING) 478 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,959 (SPIKE LAUGHING) 479 00:27:57,517 --> 00:28:00,350 You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent. 480 00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:04,914 (SCREAMING) 481 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,685 Keep your legs straight! 482 00:28:07,664 --> 00:28:09,064 (GRUNTING) 483 00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:17,984 (YELPS) 484 00:28:18,371 --> 00:28:22,205 What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby! 485 00:28:22,275 --> 00:28:24,368 I haven't got your ruby! 486 00:28:28,048 --> 00:28:31,347 OK. Well, now I've got your ruby. 487 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:35,507 - (GRUNTING) - (RODDY EXCLAIMING) 488 00:28:37,123 --> 00:28:38,488 Please be careful. 489 00:28:38,558 --> 00:28:41,618 That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless! 490 00:28:42,395 --> 00:28:43,726 Hold on. 491 00:28:44,230 --> 00:28:45,561 It's a fake. 492 00:28:45,632 --> 00:28:47,827 No, it's blooming not. It's real! 493 00:28:47,901 --> 00:28:49,801 No, no, no, look, it's just glass. 494 00:28:49,869 --> 00:28:51,302 - It's real! - Fake. 495 00:28:51,371 --> 00:28:52,360 - Real! - Fake. 496 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,633 - Real! - Fake. 497 00:28:53,707 --> 00:28:55,038 - Real! - Fake. 498 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:56,200 - Real! - Fake. 499 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,972 Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. 500 00:28:59,107 --> 00:29:01,207 - (SHATTERING) - (SHRIEKS) 501 00:29:03,249 --> 00:29:05,649 There, you see? You can't break a real ruby. 502 00:29:06,182 --> 00:29:07,582 (GROWLING) 503 00:29:07,754 --> 00:29:10,587 Right. I probably shouldn't have done that. 504 00:29:10,657 --> 00:29:12,989 Look on the bright side. I saved your neck. 505 00:29:13,059 --> 00:29:16,358 Once The Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you. 506 00:29:16,429 --> 00:29:19,432 - Roddy St. James saves the day. - (GRUNTS) 507 00:29:20,576 --> 00:29:21,976 (EXCLAIMS) 508 00:29:23,436 --> 00:29:24,926 Good grief! 509 00:29:25,004 --> 00:29:27,234 You try to do somebody a favor, and they... Ow! 510 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:32,370 A favor?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown! 511 00:29:32,445 --> 00:29:34,936 It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace! 512 00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:37,676 Maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry. 513 00:29:37,751 --> 00:29:39,719 Keep still! 514 00:29:39,786 --> 00:29:41,378 Can we just talk about this? 515 00:29:41,454 --> 00:29:46,221 Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life! 516 00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:47,892 WOMAN: Han Chin Chinese takeout. 517 00:29:47,961 --> 00:29:50,361 A madwoman's attacking me with crayons! 518 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:53,456 - One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons! 519 00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:55,967 No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white? 520 00:29:56,035 --> 00:29:57,935 Fried. No, wait! 521 00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,596 You want wonton or what? 522 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:01,299 - Cancel that order. - (BEEPS) 523 00:30:02,142 --> 00:30:03,302 Rita? 524 00:30:03,376 --> 00:30:05,401 Just go away, please. 525 00:30:08,948 --> 00:30:10,279 I'm sorry. 526 00:30:11,551 --> 00:30:13,644 Sorry? 527 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,883 Me and my dad worked these drains for years. 528 00:30:16,956 --> 00:30:20,392 He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby. 529 00:30:21,728 --> 00:30:24,492 It was going to be the answer to all our prayers. 530 00:30:24,564 --> 00:30:27,556 Now it turns out it was a stupid fake. 531 00:30:31,404 --> 00:30:33,599 Maybe I can make it up to you. 532 00:30:33,673 --> 00:30:35,106 - Get stuffed. - No, no, no. 533 00:30:35,175 --> 00:30:37,439 I mean it. Back at my place, we've got 534 00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:41,241 a jewelry box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones. 535 00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:44,909 All you have to do is get me home to Kensington... 536 00:30:45,418 --> 00:30:48,979 ...and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 537 00:30:49,497 --> 00:30:50,617 (SIGHS) 538 00:30:51,591 --> 00:30:55,049 How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish? 539 00:30:55,128 --> 00:30:58,564 Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me. 540 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:02,663 I must be out of my mind. 541 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,329 All right. You've got yourself a deal. 542 00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:07,741 (SPITS) 543 00:31:09,442 --> 00:31:10,739 Go on. 544 00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:12,107 You too. 545 00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,809 - (HACKS) - Your own hand. 546 00:31:16,734 --> 00:31:18,834 (CLEARS THROAT THEN SPITS) 547 00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:28,726 Where are those idiots? 548 00:31:28,795 --> 00:31:31,889 It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys. 549 00:31:31,965 --> 00:31:35,366 That's right. Come on out, my lovelies. 550 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:38,131 Cheer your old dad up. 551 00:31:38,204 --> 00:31:41,298 Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats 552 00:31:41,374 --> 00:31:45,242 in this joyless, sunless void! 553 00:31:45,311 --> 00:31:47,575 But don't worry, little men. 554 00:31:47,647 --> 00:31:50,980 Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. 555 00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:53,985 They'll all be deady-weady. 556 00:31:58,658 --> 00:32:00,148 Did you find it? 557 00:32:01,394 --> 00:32:02,918 Did you find it? 558 00:32:03,997 --> 00:32:06,989 Well, we got most of it, boss. 559 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,736 Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want. 560 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:15,266 - The one that grubby creature Rita took. - BOTH: Oh! 561 00:32:15,341 --> 00:32:17,605 Without it, my plan is ruined! 562 00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:22,841 OK, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone. 563 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:27,216 See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys. 564 00:32:27,287 --> 00:32:29,380 Focused. Cable-centric, boss. 565 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:33,556 You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final. 566 00:32:33,626 --> 00:32:35,958 Great! Are we watching the game together? 567 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,428 Just get the cable! 568 00:32:39,516 --> 00:32:41,507 - (SCREAMING) - WHITEY: Keep your legs straight! 569 00:32:42,235 --> 00:32:45,033 Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us? 570 00:32:45,104 --> 00:32:47,698 We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we? 571 00:32:48,037 --> 00:32:49,157 (CREAKING) 572 00:32:49,709 --> 00:32:51,233 RODDY: Is that a house? 573 00:32:51,311 --> 00:32:54,974 Yes, and it's very dangerous. So... 574 00:32:55,048 --> 00:32:56,777 - Ah! - ...why don't you wait here. 575 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:58,976 Waiting here. Excellent idea. 576 00:32:59,052 --> 00:33:01,282 - Watch out for the piranha. - (EXCLAIMS) 577 00:33:02,488 --> 00:33:03,819 KIDS: Rita! 578 00:33:04,813 --> 00:33:06,213 (EXCLAIMS) 579 00:33:06,513 --> 00:33:08,333 (KIDS SHOUTING) 580 00:33:10,797 --> 00:33:12,822 RITA: Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus. 581 00:33:12,899 --> 00:33:15,561 Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus. 582 00:33:15,635 --> 00:33:18,604 - Jojo, no biting. - KID 1: That is wild good! 583 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,736 KIDS: Rita! 584 00:33:24,475 --> 00:33:25,950 - Ta-da! - Rita's back! 585 00:33:25,979 --> 00:33:28,413 - Rita! - Mum! Oh, Mum. 586 00:33:28,481 --> 00:33:30,073 Thank goodness you're safe. 587 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,247 Rita! 588 00:33:36,322 --> 00:33:37,311 Hello, Dad. 589 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,315 Give us a hug, girl! 590 00:33:39,356 --> 00:33:40,476 (EXCLAIMING) 591 00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:42,331 (GRUNTS) 592 00:33:42,525 --> 00:33:43,925 (ALL GRUNTING) 593 00:33:45,865 --> 00:33:48,459 Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside! 594 00:33:48,534 --> 00:33:52,163 Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones! 595 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,468 Mother, it's not Tom Jones. 596 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:57,270 That's just my passenger. 597 00:33:57,343 --> 00:34:01,143 - He's very good-looking. - He is not coming in. 598 00:34:02,148 --> 00:34:03,979 RITA'S MOM: Soup's on! 599 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,318 It's lovely. Thanks, Mum. 600 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,994 So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend? 601 00:34:17,063 --> 00:34:18,997 He's not my boyfriend. 602 00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:22,499 Will you make an honest woman of my daughter? 603 00:34:22,568 --> 00:34:23,865 Dad! 604 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:26,928 We were thinking of a spring wedding, right, cream puff? 605 00:34:27,006 --> 00:34:29,804 Look, I want all of you to know he's... 606 00:34:29,876 --> 00:34:31,673 Tom Jones! 607 00:34:32,345 --> 00:34:35,246 So your name is "Roddy," is that right? 608 00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:37,214 Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James. 609 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,841 What a beautiful name. 610 00:34:38,918 --> 00:34:41,148 - Hi, Roddy. - Who might you be, little chap? 611 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:43,688 - They call me Shocky. - Why do they call you that? 612 00:34:43,756 --> 00:34:46,350 - Shocky! - (EXCLAIMS) Yes! Got it. 613 00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:50,055 Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man? 614 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:53,193 That's why I need your maps, Dad. 615 00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:56,360 Because he's from... (CLEARS THROAT) Up Top. 616 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:57,820 (COUGHS) 617 00:34:59,839 --> 00:35:03,172 Kitchen. Now. 618 00:35:03,242 --> 00:35:06,040 Sing us a song, Tom! 619 00:35:06,072 --> 00:35:07,092 (KIDS CLAMOURING) 620 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:10,707 - I'm not saying it isn't risky. - But it's impossible, Rita. 621 00:35:10,783 --> 00:35:13,718 No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park. 622 00:35:13,786 --> 00:35:16,653 Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us. 623 00:35:16,722 --> 00:35:20,556 For the last time, we don't need the money! 624 00:35:21,141 --> 00:35:22,541 (CRASHING) 625 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,688 A new stove might be nice. 626 00:35:26,265 --> 00:35:31,362 - RODDY(SINGING): Talkin' about the little lady - Go, Tom! Go! 627 00:35:31,437 --> 00:35:33,234 - Sing to my heart! - She's a lady 628 00:35:33,906 --> 00:35:36,898 Talkin' about that old lady 629 00:35:38,077 --> 00:35:40,477 And the lady wears big undies 630 00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:42,070 Huge undies. 631 00:35:42,915 --> 00:35:44,314 LIAM: Psst! Rita! 632 00:35:44,383 --> 00:35:46,544 It's OK. It's me, Liam. 633 00:35:46,619 --> 00:35:47,984 Quick, in the kitchen. 634 00:35:48,054 --> 00:35:49,612 LADY: Look at those moves! 635 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,782 I love you, Tom! 636 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,826 This bloke isn't who he says he is. 637 00:35:53,893 --> 00:35:57,727 His real name is Millicent Bystander, an international jewel thief. 638 00:35:57,797 --> 00:35:59,731 A mastermind, a super-criminal. 639 00:35:59,799 --> 00:36:02,597 Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it. 640 00:36:02,668 --> 00:36:05,159 But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan. 641 00:36:05,218 --> 00:36:06,338 (RODDY EXCLAIMING) 642 00:36:06,973 --> 00:36:09,373 More! More! 643 00:36:10,443 --> 00:36:13,105 - That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing. 644 00:36:13,179 --> 00:36:15,704 - So you're from Up Top? - Yes. 645 00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:18,011 - I've met one of your lot before. - Really? 646 00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:19,915 Used to be some old lady's pet. 647 00:36:19,986 --> 00:36:21,385 That's nice. 648 00:36:21,454 --> 00:36:25,288 Terribly lonely for him, though. He had no one to talk to. 649 00:36:25,358 --> 00:36:27,292 No one to cuddle with! 650 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,884 No one to shocky. 651 00:36:28,961 --> 00:36:31,452 That's no life, is it? 652 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,731 I'd better get these dishes started. 653 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,867 Please, permit me. 654 00:36:38,938 --> 00:36:41,429 - Oh, you're such a gentleman! - (KIDS CONTINUE CLAMOURING) 655 00:36:41,874 --> 00:36:45,833 RITA: Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad 656 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,880 and claim the reward. 657 00:36:47,947 --> 00:36:51,439 Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. Is that it? 658 00:36:51,517 --> 00:36:53,348 LIAM: The Toad will pay a fortune for him. 659 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:56,115 He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it? 660 00:36:56,455 --> 00:37:00,687 You cheeky little monkey. I won't have no son of mine acting the rat. 661 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,194 We Malones never go back on our word. 662 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:05,696 - He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't. 663 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,290 - He's stealing your boat. - He isn't stealing... 664 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:10,699 - He stole your boat. - What? 665 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,332 He's like Robin Hood in reverse. 666 00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:15,209 - (RITA GRUNTS) - (ALL CLAMOURING) 667 00:37:15,308 --> 00:37:17,267 Oi! I thought we had a deal! 668 00:37:18,066 --> 00:37:19,658 So did l! 669 00:37:20,691 --> 00:37:22,511 (RITA'S DAD SCREAMING) 670 00:37:23,149 --> 00:37:26,812 This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency! 671 00:37:26,886 --> 00:37:31,152 Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones, I'm coming! Marry me, Mr. Jones! 672 00:37:31,224 --> 00:37:32,816 Roddy! 673 00:37:37,763 --> 00:37:38,564 That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her. 674 00:37:38,564 --> 00:37:40,794 That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her. 675 00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:43,494 I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me! 676 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,898 All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise. 677 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,498 - MAN: Look out! - (SCREAMING) 678 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:51,669 - Sorry! - (PHONE RINGING) 679 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:56,137 Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor. 680 00:37:56,215 --> 00:37:58,945 RODDY: It's Roddy. Remember me? 681 00:37:59,018 --> 00:38:01,384 - The butler? - Roddy! 682 00:38:01,454 --> 00:38:04,912 - Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back... - (BURPING) 683 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:08,586 Back? Back? How will you do that then, Roddy? 684 00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:09,290 (CRASHING) 685 00:38:09,362 --> 00:38:11,557 - What was that? - SID: Gotta go, Rodders. 686 00:38:11,631 --> 00:38:13,690 If I find one thing out of place... (EXCLAIMS) 687 00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:19,390 (RATTLING) 688 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:21,885 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 689 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:26,911 (SIGHS) 690 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,561 (SONG STARTS) 691 00:38:35,221 --> 00:38:37,781 Here's a little song I wrote 692 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,985 You might want to sing it note for note 693 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:44,223 Don't worry 694 00:38:44,297 --> 00:38:45,821 Be happy 695 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,865 Don't worry, be happy now 696 00:38:48,865 --> 00:38:49,985 - (GROANS) - (SONG STOPS) 697 00:38:53,806 --> 00:38:55,899 Where are they hiding? 698 00:38:56,309 --> 00:38:59,039 Think. Think. 699 00:38:59,111 --> 00:39:03,241 To find a rat, you got to think like a rat. 700 00:39:05,151 --> 00:39:06,482 MAN: Hey, guys. 701 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:11,251 I've had a tip-off. They're heading west to Kensington. 702 00:39:12,425 --> 00:39:13,949 Bingo! 703 00:39:14,026 --> 00:39:15,550 Scrabble! (LAUGHS) 704 00:39:15,628 --> 00:39:18,256 Enough games. To the ratmobiles! 705 00:39:19,999 --> 00:39:22,627 OK, OK. We can fix it. 706 00:39:22,702 --> 00:39:24,932 Yes, we can. Obviously... 707 00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:26,210 - (SIZZLES) - (EXCLAIMS) 708 00:39:26,272 --> 00:39:29,935 Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh. 709 00:39:30,009 --> 00:39:31,601 Maybe I should just... 710 00:39:31,735 --> 00:39:32,855 - (SIZZLING) - (EXCLAIMING) 711 00:39:37,005 --> 00:39:38,825 (GROWLS THEN EXCLAIMING) 712 00:39:39,952 --> 00:39:41,214 That really hurt. 713 00:39:41,287 --> 00:39:46,384 Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable... 714 00:39:46,459 --> 00:39:51,396 RITA: Untrustworthy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag! 715 00:39:53,928 --> 00:39:55,328 (EXCLAIMING) 716 00:39:56,635 --> 00:40:00,731 So I'm the double-crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich! 717 00:40:00,806 --> 00:40:02,296 I overheard everything. 718 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:05,833 Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad! 719 00:40:05,911 --> 00:40:07,742 What? 720 00:40:07,813 --> 00:40:11,715 You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan. 721 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,445 And no one listens to him. 722 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,755 Must have missed that part. 723 00:40:16,822 --> 00:40:21,850 How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal. 724 00:40:22,661 --> 00:40:23,992 Your hair's on fire. 725 00:40:24,063 --> 00:40:26,978 What? (EXCLAIMING) 726 00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:30,267 Rita, look... 727 00:40:30,336 --> 00:40:35,399 ...I'm sorry. I was wrong. I think we should just put it behind us. 728 00:40:36,876 --> 00:40:40,004 OK. I suppose I can put it behind me. 729 00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:43,978 This is such an overreaction! 730 00:40:44,049 --> 00:40:47,951 Rita, you can't just leave me here on a... 731 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:51,251 On a duck! Up the creek without a... 732 00:40:52,858 --> 00:40:56,191 You're getting everything you deserve. Sneaking around, 733 00:40:56,262 --> 00:40:58,696 eavesdropping on people's conversations. 734 00:40:58,764 --> 00:41:00,959 I was not sneaking around. 735 00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:03,058 Right. 736 00:41:03,135 --> 00:41:07,629 I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this. 737 00:41:07,706 --> 00:41:09,697 You're not that heartless. 738 00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:10,348 (ENGINE STARTING) 739 00:41:10,376 --> 00:41:12,674 OK, maybe you are. 740 00:41:12,745 --> 00:41:15,873 If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught! 741 00:41:15,948 --> 00:41:18,007 I'm on a duck, begging! 742 00:41:26,379 --> 00:41:28,199 (GUITAR PLAYING) 743 00:41:30,896 --> 00:41:32,591 RODDY(SINGING): Ice cold Rita 744 00:41:32,665 --> 00:41:35,429 Never did I meet a 745 00:41:35,501 --> 00:41:39,403 Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel 746 00:41:39,472 --> 00:41:41,838 But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck 747 00:41:41,907 --> 00:41:45,673 What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Me 748 00:41:45,744 --> 00:41:48,406 That's Roddy St. James of Kensington 749 00:41:48,481 --> 00:41:50,972 SLUGS: Poor, poor Roddy 750 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,575 Flushed down his own potty 751 00:41:53,652 --> 00:41:57,247 Rita, can't you find it in your heart 752 00:41:57,323 --> 00:42:00,349 To help him? 753 00:42:00,426 --> 00:42:02,587 RODDY: How mean can one rat be? 754 00:42:02,661 --> 00:42:04,822 Ice cold Rita 755 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:09,925 ALL: Won't you be sweeter to me? 756 00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:11,614 (EXCLAIMS) 757 00:42:14,673 --> 00:42:16,368 Am I forgiven? 758 00:42:16,442 --> 00:42:18,933 No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse. 759 00:42:19,011 --> 00:42:21,844 Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you. 760 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,779 Oh, really? 761 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:25,474 (SCREAMING) 762 00:42:25,851 --> 00:42:28,149 What were you doing, then, Roddy? 763 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:33,317 I was actually just watching you with your family... 764 00:42:33,392 --> 00:42:35,292 ...and... 765 00:42:35,361 --> 00:42:37,386 ...thinking how lucky you were. 766 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,845 (SIGHS) Lucky? Stuck with you? 767 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,337 So our deal's still on? 768 00:42:51,410 --> 00:42:53,275 Sure it is. 769 00:42:53,829 --> 00:42:54,949 (SPITS) 770 00:42:56,379 --> 00:42:57,499 (HACKS AND SPITS) 771 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:01,513 Look, I really want to help out around here. 772 00:43:01,587 --> 00:43:04,886 Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator. 773 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,948 I could drive for a bit if you like. 774 00:43:09,728 --> 00:43:11,525 CREATURE: Pick on someone your own size! 775 00:43:11,597 --> 00:43:13,656 - You heard the captain. - Get lost! 776 00:43:13,732 --> 00:43:15,694 There's no room for passengers on this boat. 777 00:43:15,704 --> 00:43:16,824 - (GRUMBLING) - (EXCLAIMS) 778 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:20,503 Let go, you sticky little... (STRAINS) 779 00:43:23,842 --> 00:43:25,673 SPIKE: I'm the captain, and I say go left. 780 00:43:25,744 --> 00:43:28,372 WHITEY: Would that be port or starboard, Spike? 781 00:43:28,447 --> 00:43:29,744 There they are! 782 00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:30,449 Go get them, lads! 783 00:43:30,449 --> 00:43:31,807 Go get them, lads! 784 00:43:31,884 --> 00:43:33,004 (MIXERS WHIRRING) 785 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:39,236 - (LAUGHS) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 786 00:43:40,025 --> 00:43:41,185 Rita! 787 00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:47,365 Wait for it, wait for it... Now! 788 00:43:50,069 --> 00:43:52,629 Have another go if you think you're fast enough! 789 00:43:52,887 --> 00:43:54,987 - (WHOOPS) - (SCREAMING) 790 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:57,736 RITA: Hold on, Roddy! 791 00:43:57,810 --> 00:44:00,210 Get that cable, lads! 792 00:44:01,485 --> 00:44:02,605 (RODDY SCREAMING) 793 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,360 (HORN BLARING) 794 00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:11,121 - You may now kiss the bride. - (RODDY YELLS) 795 00:44:13,689 --> 00:44:15,089 (EXCLAIMS) 796 00:44:15,094 --> 00:44:16,686 Congratulations, by the way! 797 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:19,690 - (EXCLAIMS) - (HORNS BLARING) 798 00:44:20,899 --> 00:44:22,093 RODDY: Rita! 799 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,571 Rita! Can we go a little faster, please? 800 00:44:29,642 --> 00:44:31,633 We don't have to! 801 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,806 RITA: Go, go, purple custard! 802 00:44:43,258 --> 00:44:44,658 (EXCLAIMS) 803 00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:46,358 (SCREAMS) 804 00:44:47,483 --> 00:44:48,883 (RODDY YELLS) 805 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,829 LUKE: End of the line, Millicent. 806 00:44:53,783 --> 00:44:55,603 Oh, yeah! (LAUGHS) 807 00:44:57,736 --> 00:45:00,136 - Rita, try and go right! - What? 808 00:45:00,205 --> 00:45:01,365 Just trust me! 809 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,670 I hope you know what you're doing! 810 00:45:03,758 --> 00:45:04,878 (YELLS) 811 00:45:05,334 --> 00:45:06,858 (EXCLAIMS) Now head for the rope! 812 00:45:07,212 --> 00:45:08,474 OK. 813 00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:11,159 Whoa! 814 00:45:12,964 --> 00:45:14,084 (EXCLAIMS) 815 00:45:15,242 --> 00:45:17,062 - (GRUNTS) - (GASPS) 816 00:45:18,464 --> 00:45:20,264 - (SCREAMING) - Oh, no. 817 00:45:22,461 --> 00:45:24,190 Well done, Roddy! 818 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,629 We did it! We did it! 819 00:45:27,566 --> 00:45:28,828 We didn't do it. 820 00:45:28,889 --> 00:45:30,189 (LAUGHING) 821 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,070 (EXCLAIMS) 822 00:45:31,070 --> 00:45:32,867 Can you get me back on the boat? 823 00:45:34,474 --> 00:45:35,874 (SCREAMS) 824 00:45:37,643 --> 00:45:39,804 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 825 00:45:40,646 --> 00:45:45,083 WHITEY: Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are supposed to be dangerous. 826 00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:47,345 Danger is my middle name. 827 00:45:47,419 --> 00:45:49,512 - I thought it was Leslie. - (GROANS) 828 00:45:53,439 --> 00:45:54,559 (EXCLAIMS) 829 00:45:57,996 --> 00:46:00,328 Just thought I'd drop in. 830 00:46:00,399 --> 00:46:01,832 Rita, do something quick! 831 00:46:03,189 --> 00:46:04,520 - (SPIKE LAUGHING MANIACALLY) - Hang on tight! 832 00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:08,964 (RITA YELLING) 833 00:46:09,714 --> 00:46:12,866 - RODDY: Whoa! - (SPIKE CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 834 00:46:15,414 --> 00:46:16,574 Uh-oh. 835 00:46:17,783 --> 00:46:20,115 Any last requests? 836 00:46:20,185 --> 00:46:24,212 Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl? 837 00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:26,490 (SCREAMING) 838 00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:29,690 - (LAUGHS) - (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 839 00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:32,510 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 840 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,828 Oh, dear. 841 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,160 (BOTH WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 842 00:46:45,811 --> 00:46:45,944 Yes! 843 00:46:45,944 --> 00:46:47,468 Yes! 844 00:46:56,388 --> 00:46:59,949 (IN SLOW MOTION) Look out! 845 00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:03,480 (ALL SCREAMING) 846 00:47:04,730 --> 00:47:06,425 MAN: You darn foreigners! 847 00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:14,861 - (GROANS) - Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us? 848 00:47:15,974 --> 00:47:18,966 KERMIT: You incompetent cheese-eaters! 849 00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:21,069 You let them escape? 850 00:47:21,198 --> 00:47:22,318 (EXCLAIMS) 851 00:47:23,849 --> 00:47:27,615 It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job. 852 00:47:27,686 --> 00:47:28,846 Where is he? 853 00:47:28,921 --> 00:47:30,912 Why is he always late? 854 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:37,760 LE FROG: En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust! 855 00:47:38,931 --> 00:47:40,221 Le Frog? 856 00:47:40,317 --> 00:47:41,437 (LE FROG LAUGHS) 857 00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:48,497 Bonjour. 858 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:50,041 You're late, Le Frog. 859 00:47:50,108 --> 00:47:54,807 Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way. 860 00:47:54,880 --> 00:48:00,113 Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable. 861 00:48:00,185 --> 00:48:02,679 It's all right, boss! We've got another one! 862 00:48:02,767 --> 00:48:03,887 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - (SCREAMING) 863 00:48:04,723 --> 00:48:08,325 A master cable of unique design and purpose. 864 00:48:08,342 --> 00:48:09,934 - (CRASHING) - I want it back. 865 00:48:10,367 --> 00:48:12,967 (SCOOFS) Don't worry. I'll get it back for you. 866 00:48:13,131 --> 00:48:16,498 Once it is returned, my plan will be complete. 867 00:48:16,568 --> 00:48:21,471 To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of... 868 00:48:23,809 --> 00:48:25,140 ...rats. 869 00:48:26,979 --> 00:48:29,345 Forgive me, my warty English cousin, 870 00:48:29,414 --> 00:48:33,942 but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you. 871 00:48:34,019 --> 00:48:38,479 You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake. 872 00:48:39,658 --> 00:48:44,322 Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise! 873 00:48:44,396 --> 00:48:47,991 Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again! 874 00:48:48,066 --> 00:48:49,829 My memoirs. 875 00:48:51,169 --> 00:48:55,162 Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth. 876 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,071 Oh, mon Dieu! 877 00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:02,075 KERMIT: Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace, 878 00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:05,674 young Prince Charles fancied me the best. 879 00:49:05,751 --> 00:49:10,518 We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, 880 00:49:10,589 --> 00:49:15,185 sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad. 881 00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:17,421 LE FROG: You're gonna make me throw up. 882 00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:20,363 We were inseparable until... 883 00:49:20,432 --> 00:49:22,366 ...it arrived. 884 00:49:22,434 --> 00:49:25,028 That rat! 885 00:49:25,103 --> 00:49:27,936 While the poor boy's head was turned, 886 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:33,034 I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair. 887 00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:34,337 (SOBBING) 888 00:49:34,379 --> 00:49:38,713 I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right? 889 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:41,944 Oi. 890 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:45,387 Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark, 891 00:49:45,457 --> 00:49:49,052 so cold, so terrible! 892 00:49:49,127 --> 00:49:51,220 You find my pain funny? 893 00:49:51,296 --> 00:49:54,129 I find everyone's pain funny but my own. 894 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,894 I'm French. 895 00:49:56,401 --> 00:49:58,369 Just get the cable! 896 00:49:59,071 --> 00:50:00,402 Henchfrogs! 897 00:50:01,573 --> 00:50:05,236 We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way. 898 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:07,904 We leave immediately. 899 00:50:09,081 --> 00:50:10,742 What about dinner? 900 00:50:14,252 --> 00:50:16,720 We leave... in five hours. 901 00:50:20,592 --> 00:50:25,586 (SINGING) Love, love, love, love 902 00:50:29,935 --> 00:50:31,596 RITA: This is quite tasty. 903 00:50:31,670 --> 00:50:32,830 RODDY: Thanks. 904 00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:37,170 Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice. 905 00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:38,869 Rice? 906 00:50:40,312 --> 00:50:43,110 (SINGING) What's that urge from deep inside? 907 00:50:43,181 --> 00:50:46,173 (BOTH SINGING) The need to hurl won't be denied 908 00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:50,620 That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating 909 00:50:50,689 --> 00:50:54,125 ALL: Larva, larva, larva... (SQUEAL) 910 00:50:55,293 --> 00:50:59,286 That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in. 911 00:51:00,032 --> 00:51:01,294 You know... 912 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,532 ...I think we did pretty well today. 913 00:51:05,303 --> 00:51:10,002 I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not... 914 00:51:10,075 --> 00:51:12,475 Do I hear an actual compliment coming? 915 00:51:13,311 --> 00:51:16,144 - Never mind. - No, no, no, say it. 916 00:51:17,315 --> 00:51:21,979 You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up, pompous, big girl's blouse I thought. 917 00:51:22,054 --> 00:51:23,988 There. Was that so hard? 918 00:51:25,157 --> 00:51:28,593 We better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow. 919 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:30,150 Catch. 920 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:36,639 - (EXCLAIMS) - Tell me about yourself, Roddy. 921 00:51:37,502 --> 00:51:40,164 Well, there's not much to tell. 922 00:51:40,505 --> 00:51:44,908 You know all about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do. 923 00:51:44,976 --> 00:51:46,603 I'm... 924 00:51:46,678 --> 00:51:48,145 I'm in a boy band. 925 00:51:48,914 --> 00:51:51,178 Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one. 926 00:51:51,917 --> 00:51:53,782 I'm serious. 927 00:51:53,852 --> 00:51:57,811 Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family. 928 00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:01,723 You do have a family, don't you? 929 00:52:01,793 --> 00:52:06,696 Of course I do. Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan. 930 00:52:06,765 --> 00:52:08,733 You wouldn't believe the fun we have. 931 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,702 Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing. 932 00:52:12,771 --> 00:52:15,262 It's just so great! 933 00:52:16,108 --> 00:52:18,576 No wonder you want to get home. 934 00:52:19,611 --> 00:52:20,908 Yeah. 935 00:52:20,979 --> 00:52:25,211 Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want. 936 00:52:27,285 --> 00:52:28,684 Good night. 937 00:52:28,753 --> 00:52:30,220 Good night, Roddy. 938 00:52:33,058 --> 00:52:34,389 Good night. 939 00:52:35,393 --> 00:52:36,883 Good night. 940 00:52:37,729 --> 00:52:38,821 (IN HIGHER VOICE) Good night. 941 00:52:38,897 --> 00:52:40,262 Good night. 942 00:52:40,332 --> 00:52:41,799 (IN DEEPER VOICE) Good night. 943 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,335 Good night, Roddy. 944 00:52:44,402 --> 00:52:46,563 - Don't let the bedbugs bite. - (CHUCKLES) 945 00:52:46,688 --> 00:52:47,808 - (STRIKES) - (EXCLAIMS) 946 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:50,686 (CHUCKLES AND SCREAMS) 947 00:53:06,241 --> 00:53:07,361 (HORN BLARING) 948 00:53:07,412 --> 00:53:10,637 - (EXCLAIMS) - Wakey-wakey! 949 00:53:10,658 --> 00:53:12,353 Getting close to Kensington. 950 00:53:12,427 --> 00:53:15,760 Tie down anything loose. It'll be a bumpy ride. 951 00:53:15,830 --> 00:53:17,764 RODDY: Aye, aye, captain. 952 00:53:18,614 --> 00:53:20,434 (ACCORDION PLAYING) 953 00:53:29,611 --> 00:53:32,011 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 954 00:53:32,013 --> 00:53:32,713 (EXCLAIMS) 955 00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:34,078 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 956 00:53:34,149 --> 00:53:35,582 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 957 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:36,981 - Bonjour! - (EXCLAIMS) 958 00:53:37,052 --> 00:53:39,111 Who invited you onboard? 959 00:53:39,187 --> 00:53:41,553 Hop it. Hop it! 960 00:53:42,457 --> 00:53:46,052 The English little girly, she's so aggressive. 961 00:53:47,028 --> 00:53:48,359 Le Frog. 962 00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:52,131 I like a woman with a little fire. 963 00:53:52,238 --> 00:53:53,358 - (KISSING) - (SMACKS) 964 00:53:54,803 --> 00:53:58,899 You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant! 965 00:53:58,973 --> 00:54:03,137 But first, a word from our sponsor. Marcel? 966 00:54:14,388 --> 00:54:15,508 (TONE PLAYING) 967 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:18,508 Ahh. 968 00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:20,425 I should have known. 969 00:54:20,495 --> 00:54:23,987 Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir. 970 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:27,666 Now then, Rita, hand it over. 971 00:54:27,735 --> 00:54:28,997 Hand what over? 972 00:54:29,169 --> 00:54:30,469 (GROWLS) 973 00:54:30,505 --> 00:54:33,668 This dance of deception must end. 974 00:54:33,741 --> 00:54:36,676 Return what you have stolen from me. 975 00:54:36,744 --> 00:54:38,609 Enough dancing! 976 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,774 I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway. 977 00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:43,010 What? 978 00:54:43,685 --> 00:54:45,176 Oh, the ruby. 979 00:54:45,194 --> 00:54:46,594 (LAUGHING) 980 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:54,186 He's cuckoo, but family. 981 00:54:54,262 --> 00:54:56,025 Oh, this is rich. 982 00:54:56,097 --> 00:54:58,861 The ruby was a pretty thing. 983 00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:02,626 Stop that. 984 00:55:02,704 --> 00:55:06,538 But nothing when compared to the master cable. 985 00:55:06,608 --> 00:55:08,803 The master what? 986 00:55:08,877 --> 00:55:10,071 The cab... 987 00:55:10,145 --> 00:55:11,703 Turn. 988 00:55:13,548 --> 00:55:18,451 The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt. 989 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,647 - If that's all he wants... - Hang on. 990 00:55:20,722 --> 00:55:22,781 What do you want it for anyway? 991 00:55:22,857 --> 00:55:26,526 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 992 00:55:26,594 --> 00:55:27,714 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 993 00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:30,561 The World Cup Final? 994 00:55:30,807 --> 00:55:33,401 - (COUGHING) - OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me. 995 00:55:33,635 --> 00:55:36,934 We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, then me and my team 996 00:55:37,005 --> 00:55:39,064 can settle down to a decent breakfast. 997 00:55:39,257 --> 00:55:42,232 - (LAUGHTER) - OK, men, to action! 998 00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:44,471 ALL: We surrender! 999 00:55:44,546 --> 00:55:48,539 - No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing! - ALL: Oh! 1000 00:55:49,358 --> 00:55:50,758 (ALL SHOUTING) 1001 00:55:53,054 --> 00:55:54,544 I've got a plan. 1002 00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:59,116 Go for it. 1003 00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,595 - (FLY SCREAMS) - Fly at twelve o'clock! 1004 00:56:02,397 --> 00:56:03,386 Oh, bother. 1005 00:56:06,282 --> 00:56:07,702 (FROGS SHOUTING) 1006 00:56:07,769 --> 00:56:09,695 - KERMIT: Fools! Grab them! - (GRUNTING) 1007 00:56:13,841 --> 00:56:17,004 KERMIT: Le Frog! No! Get that cable! 1008 00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:18,340 Mon Dieu! 1009 00:56:18,413 --> 00:56:20,904 KERMIT: You rats, this is not over yet! 1010 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:22,470 (BOTH GRUNT) 1011 00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:25,045 Roddy! The rapids! 1012 00:56:25,097 --> 00:56:26,517 - (GASPS) - (ALL GASP) 1013 00:56:27,297 --> 00:56:28,096 RITA: Oh, no! 1014 00:56:28,997 --> 00:56:30,517 - (RITA GRUNTING) - (RODDY STRAINS) 1015 00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:39,326 En garde! (CHUCKLES) 1016 00:56:40,181 --> 00:56:41,281 (GRUNTS) Ha! 1017 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:43,756 - (BLUBBERING) - Rita? We're going over! 1018 00:56:44,305 --> 00:56:45,932 Do something! 1019 00:56:46,308 --> 00:56:48,408 (ALL IMITATE SIRENS BLARING) 1020 00:56:55,972 --> 00:56:58,772 - No, no, no! (SCREAMING) - (RITA SCREAMING) 1021 00:57:03,388 --> 00:57:06,188 - (RITA CONTINUES SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING) 1022 00:57:07,962 --> 00:57:09,156 RITA: Gotcha! 1023 00:57:12,153 --> 00:57:13,553 (LAUGHS) 1024 00:57:15,303 --> 00:57:17,498 Au revoir, mon ch�ri! 1025 00:57:17,572 --> 00:57:20,597 - Take your flippers off me! - (LAUGHING) 1026 00:57:23,211 --> 00:57:25,076 I have triumphed! 1027 00:57:25,146 --> 00:57:29,810 You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and chips and fish, 1028 00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:33,877 you thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un... 1029 00:57:34,213 --> 00:57:35,333 (GASPS) 1030 00:57:35,503 --> 00:57:36,903 (SQUEALING) 1031 00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:38,450 ...deux... 1032 00:57:38,513 --> 00:57:39,633 (EXCLAIMS) 1033 00:57:40,828 --> 00:57:42,022 ...trois! 1034 00:57:42,363 --> 00:57:44,183 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1035 00:57:46,668 --> 00:57:48,659 Nibble for your life! 1036 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:54,723 (LAUGHING) 1037 00:57:57,011 --> 00:57:58,740 My belt, I think. 1038 00:57:58,813 --> 00:58:02,378 - You rodents! - (ALL BLOWING RASPBERRY) 1039 00:58:02,465 --> 00:58:03,865 (BUBBLING) 1040 00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:06,179 Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate. 1041 00:58:11,630 --> 00:58:13,030 (EXCLAIMS) 1042 00:58:14,703 --> 00:58:16,803 - (BOTH WHOOPING) - SLUGS: Whee! 1043 00:58:20,301 --> 00:58:22,292 We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK. 1044 00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:24,531 Try opening your eyes! 1045 00:58:24,953 --> 00:58:27,053 - (SCREAMING) - (EXCLAIMING) 1046 00:58:28,376 --> 00:58:29,934 We're over Kensington! 1047 00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:34,948 Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop between you and a nice comfortable bed. 1048 00:58:35,016 --> 00:58:36,608 Where's your house then? 1049 00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,549 Right, now. Let me see... 1050 00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:42,386 Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street. 1051 00:58:42,457 --> 00:58:43,924 - Try and go left. - (RITA GRUNTS) 1052 00:58:43,991 --> 00:58:46,050 That's it. Now go right. 1053 00:58:46,928 --> 00:58:48,589 This is gonna be tricky. 1054 00:58:48,663 --> 00:58:51,223 Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake. 1055 00:58:51,299 --> 00:58:53,233 All right, here we go. 1056 00:58:54,402 --> 00:58:58,065 Forty-five, 47, 49... 1057 00:58:58,373 --> 00:58:59,738 ...now! 1058 00:59:00,831 --> 00:59:01,951 (BOTH YELL) 1059 00:59:02,553 --> 00:59:04,373 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1060 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:12,409 Well, I've had softer landings. 1061 00:59:17,992 --> 00:59:19,289 We did it. 1062 00:59:19,794 --> 00:59:21,523 I'm home. 1063 00:59:21,596 --> 00:59:25,259 The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives! (LAUGHS) 1064 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,925 Yep. 1065 00:59:27,769 --> 00:59:28,929 Rita? 1066 00:59:31,439 --> 00:59:35,466 Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger. 1067 00:59:35,543 --> 00:59:37,340 Wasn't your fault, Rod. 1068 00:59:38,112 --> 00:59:40,239 Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it? 1069 00:59:40,314 --> 00:59:42,942 Rita, I am so sorry. 1070 00:59:44,552 --> 00:59:47,783 But I think I might be able to cheer you up. 1071 00:59:49,357 --> 00:59:53,953 Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels. 1072 00:59:54,796 --> 00:59:57,094 A genuine star-cut ruby. 1073 00:59:57,165 --> 01:00:00,066 It's just beautiful! 1074 01:00:00,134 --> 01:00:01,692 And the best part? 1075 01:00:02,303 --> 01:00:03,668 Unbreakable. 1076 01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:10,042 I don't know what to say. 1077 01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:13,569 You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family? 1078 01:00:16,484 --> 01:00:19,851 And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two. 1079 01:00:27,028 --> 01:00:29,053 Well... 1080 01:00:30,331 --> 01:00:32,322 ...I suppose this is it. 1081 01:00:32,834 --> 01:00:35,894 Thank you... for the lift. 1082 01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:37,835 You're welcome. 1083 01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:41,939 - Roddy? - Yes. 1084 01:00:42,009 --> 01:00:45,945 I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour? 1085 01:00:46,013 --> 01:00:47,037 Of course. 1086 01:00:47,114 --> 01:00:49,344 I'd love to meet your family. 1087 01:00:52,954 --> 01:00:54,353 Hello? 1088 01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:58,014 Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home? 1089 01:00:58,092 --> 01:01:00,617 Wouldn't you know it? All out, every one of them. 1090 01:01:00,695 --> 01:01:02,026 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1091 01:01:08,536 --> 01:01:11,266 - What is that? - Oh, that. 1092 01:01:12,707 --> 01:01:14,971 That's my master bedroom. 1093 01:01:15,042 --> 01:01:17,943 - It's a cage. - No! It's not, actually. 1094 01:01:18,012 --> 01:01:19,673 Then why the lock and bars? 1095 01:01:19,747 --> 01:01:23,547 That's my... home security system. 1096 01:01:25,853 --> 01:01:29,118 So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we? 1097 01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:30,657 Roddy. 1098 01:01:30,725 --> 01:01:34,718 You're all alone up here, aren't you? 1099 01:01:38,232 --> 01:01:40,291 SID: Goal! 1100 01:01:40,368 --> 01:01:41,562 Who's that? 1101 01:01:42,737 --> 01:01:45,763 That would be... my brother! 1102 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,741 What a game! I can't believe it! 1103 01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:52,074 He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug. 1104 01:01:54,248 --> 01:01:56,443 - Oh, hello. - Rita, this is... 1105 01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:57,848 -...Rupert! - What? 1106 01:01:57,919 --> 01:02:00,217 Rupert, this is Rita. She's been 1107 01:02:00,288 --> 01:02:04,019 so looking forward to meeting my brother. 1108 01:02:03,921 --> 01:02:06,719 - Ah! - Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance. 1109 01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:11,593 I rather got the brains and... Well, actually, I got the looks too, 1110 01:02:11,666 --> 01:02:13,930 but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert? 1111 01:02:14,368 --> 01:02:17,303 Well, how time flies when you're having fun! Still... 1112 01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:18,838 On with the tour, shall we? 1113 01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,134 Hello, Sid. 1114 01:02:20,207 --> 01:02:21,970 Hello, Rita. 1115 01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:25,274 - How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks for asking. 1116 01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:27,196 Rupert? (LAUGHING) 1117 01:02:28,616 --> 01:02:31,813 What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing. 1118 01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:35,845 Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic? 1119 01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:38,971 Brothers? (LAUGHING) 1120 01:02:39,226 --> 01:02:42,389 All Mr. Lonely has got is a couple of dolls 1121 01:02:42,463 --> 01:02:45,364 and a little wheel to run around in his cage. 1122 01:02:45,433 --> 01:02:47,492 This is too sweet! 1123 01:02:47,568 --> 01:02:50,799 What a lo-o-o-o-o-o-oser! 1124 01:02:52,921 --> 01:02:54,741 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 1125 01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:58,234 It's OK, Roddy. 1126 01:03:00,281 --> 01:03:01,612 OK? 1127 01:03:01,682 --> 01:03:06,176 Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace! 1128 01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:09,916 I can do whatever I want whenever I want to. 1129 01:03:09,991 --> 01:03:13,051 I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you? 1130 01:03:13,127 --> 01:03:16,392 What do I need a family for? What do I need friends for? 1131 01:03:17,665 --> 01:03:20,862 I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then... 1132 01:03:20,935 --> 01:03:25,565 ...I really have to get going. I have a serious infestation to deal with. 1133 01:03:27,141 --> 01:03:30,008 I'll say goodbye, then... 1134 01:03:31,712 --> 01:03:33,680 ...Roddy St. James... 1135 01:03:33,748 --> 01:03:35,682 ...of Kensington. 1136 01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:52,081 (TOILET FLUSHING) 1137 01:03:59,786 --> 01:04:00,906 (SIGHS) 1138 01:04:02,462 --> 01:04:04,282 (SLUGS SINGING) 1139 01:04:09,250 --> 01:04:11,514 Lonely 1140 01:04:11,585 --> 01:04:14,213 I'm Mr. Lonely 1141 01:04:14,288 --> 01:04:17,052 I have nobody 1142 01:04:17,124 --> 01:04:20,218 For my own 1143 01:04:24,165 --> 01:04:26,463 MAN(ON TV): Only ten minutes left until halftime. 1144 01:04:26,534 --> 01:04:28,195 And what an amazing match... 1145 01:04:28,269 --> 01:04:31,067 Come on, England! This is fantastic! 1146 01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:34,164 - (GULPING) - A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little. 1147 01:04:35,276 --> 01:04:39,577 Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy. 1148 01:04:39,604 --> 01:04:40,724 (LAUGHING) 1149 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,914 Here, have a cheese puff. 1150 01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:47,047 Have another. 1151 01:04:47,121 --> 01:04:48,748 Here you go. 1152 01:04:48,823 --> 01:04:51,485 No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them. 1153 01:04:51,559 --> 01:04:53,823 Move... over. 1154 01:04:53,894 --> 01:04:56,419 - What? - (SHOUTS) Move over! 1155 01:04:57,431 --> 01:05:00,093 I'll take some of that. 1156 01:05:00,437 --> 01:05:01,337 (GULPING) 1157 01:05:01,435 --> 01:05:05,269 Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously, 1158 01:05:05,339 --> 01:05:08,103 or you'll never make it to halftime. 1159 01:05:08,254 --> 01:05:09,374 (RODDY SPITS) 1160 01:05:10,411 --> 01:05:11,708 What did you say? 1161 01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:15,243 The bathroom. I'm waiting till halftime. 1162 01:05:15,316 --> 01:05:17,546 I don't want to miss any of the game. 1163 01:05:17,618 --> 01:05:21,110 Halftime. He's waiting till halftime! 1164 01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:24,180 HAROLD: Those floodgates won't hold forever! 1165 01:05:24,859 --> 01:05:27,453 KERMIT: No! Not the master cable! 1166 01:05:27,728 --> 01:05:29,719 RITA: What do you want it for anyway? 1167 01:05:29,797 --> 01:05:33,531 KERMIT: Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 1168 01:05:33,551 --> 01:05:34,671 (LAUGHTER) 1169 01:05:35,636 --> 01:05:38,298 SID(IN DEEPER VOICE): Half... time. 1170 01:05:39,306 --> 01:05:43,242 Half... time. 1171 01:05:43,310 --> 01:05:46,973 Of course. That's The Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable! 1172 01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:50,414 When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away! 1173 01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:52,145 Come with me. 1174 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,688 What about the game? 1175 01:05:54,755 --> 01:05:56,586 MAN(ON TV): And what a game it is! 1176 01:05:56,657 --> 01:05:59,683 Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers. 1177 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,819 Can you see all right, Fergus? 1178 01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,363 Yes, thanks, Mum. 1179 01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:07,833 Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball! 1180 01:06:07,902 --> 01:06:11,303 Oh! These Brits don't know the first thing about football. 1181 01:06:12,940 --> 01:06:16,774 KERMIT: Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin. 1182 01:06:16,844 --> 01:06:19,278 SPIKE: I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita! 1183 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:22,440 RITA: Get off me, you lab reject! 1184 01:06:22,516 --> 01:06:24,801 Ha! You missed. (EXCLAIMS) 1185 01:06:25,101 --> 01:06:26,221 (CRASHING) 1186 01:06:28,222 --> 01:06:29,883 KERMIT: Ah, Rita. 1187 01:06:29,957 --> 01:06:32,949 It's so good of you to return the cable. 1188 01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:34,722 Bonjour. 1189 01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:36,696 Hey! 1190 01:06:38,299 --> 01:06:41,291 At last! It's mine! 1191 01:06:41,678 --> 01:06:43,984 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1192 01:06:47,808 --> 01:06:50,684 - Just take it. - (GRUMBLES) 1193 01:06:52,713 --> 01:06:54,948 Let there be light! 1194 01:06:54,976 --> 01:06:56,096 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1195 01:06:56,451 --> 01:06:58,271 (LAUGHING EVILY) 1196 01:07:03,057 --> 01:07:06,857 Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! 1197 01:07:06,927 --> 01:07:09,487 I've gone soft! 1198 01:07:09,563 --> 01:07:12,157 Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back. 1199 01:07:12,233 --> 01:07:13,325 Back? 1200 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,665 Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger! 1201 01:07:16,737 --> 01:07:18,500 Now, you like it here, don't you? 1202 01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:22,201 Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much. 1203 01:07:22,276 --> 01:07:25,803 And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl? 1204 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:30,340 I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever! 1205 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,884 Then the place is all yours. 1206 01:07:31,952 --> 01:07:33,476 - Sweet! - Great. 1207 01:07:33,554 --> 01:07:36,887 Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there. 1208 01:07:36,957 --> 01:07:38,857 Right away, sir! 1209 01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:40,717 So long, Sid. 1210 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:45,322 So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other. 1211 01:07:45,399 --> 01:07:47,196 Geronimo! 1212 01:07:49,870 --> 01:07:53,806 And, lo, a chosen one shall come down from above, 1213 01:07:53,874 --> 01:07:57,366 and he shall be our savior from the Great Flood! 1214 01:07:57,952 --> 01:07:59,072 (RODDY SCREAMING) 1215 01:07:59,747 --> 01:08:01,044 I'm terribly sorry. 1216 01:08:01,115 --> 01:08:04,551 MAN(ON TV): Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible! 1217 01:08:04,618 --> 01:08:06,813 - It's a fantasy start for England. - RODDY: Rita! 1218 01:08:06,887 --> 01:08:09,378 England leads Germany by three goals to one. 1219 01:08:09,456 --> 01:08:12,584 What an amazing game this is turning out to be! 1220 01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:16,609 The grand opening. (LAUGHS) 1221 01:08:16,851 --> 01:08:18,671 (METAL CLANGING) 1222 01:08:24,238 --> 01:08:27,298 - And the referee again has to bring play to a halt. - (GASPS) 1223 01:08:27,975 --> 01:08:28,999 Rita! 1224 01:08:29,076 --> 01:08:31,567 MAN: Fans for the fans! 1225 01:08:31,645 --> 01:08:35,172 Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death! 1226 01:08:35,249 --> 01:08:37,410 Balloons! 1227 01:08:39,176 --> 01:08:40,296 (GRUNTING) 1228 01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:45,749 RODDY: Rita! 1229 01:08:47,330 --> 01:08:48,450 (GASPS) 1230 01:08:49,530 --> 01:08:50,724 Rita! 1231 01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:51,787 Roddy! 1232 01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:55,733 I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything. 1233 01:08:55,803 --> 01:08:59,739 I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore. 1234 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:02,605 Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me? 1235 01:09:02,676 --> 01:09:05,304 Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows 1236 01:09:05,379 --> 01:09:08,746 and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city. 1237 01:09:08,816 --> 01:09:10,909 I know. And my family are all down there. 1238 01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:12,543 We've got to warn everyone. 1239 01:09:12,619 --> 01:09:14,109 Stop them! 1240 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,500 - (PIN GUN FIRING RAPIDLY) - (KERMIT LAUGHING) 1241 01:09:21,980 --> 01:09:23,140 - (AIR HISSING) - Oh, dear. 1242 01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:25,525 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1243 01:09:28,724 --> 01:09:30,124 (FARTING) 1244 01:09:30,671 --> 01:09:32,104 Whoa! Whitey! 1245 01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:35,340 I saw an opportunity and I seized it. 1246 01:09:36,677 --> 01:09:40,841 So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh? 1247 01:09:40,858 --> 01:09:41,978 (EXCLAIMS) 1248 01:09:43,150 --> 01:09:45,141 You don't need us for that. 1249 01:09:45,219 --> 01:09:47,847 You think you're so clever, don't you? 1250 01:09:47,921 --> 01:09:50,549 Well, I'll be the one laughing 1251 01:09:50,624 --> 01:09:54,856 when every last revolting rat is flushed away! 1252 01:09:54,928 --> 01:09:58,591 For I shall repopulate the city... 1253 01:09:58,665 --> 01:10:02,633 ...with these! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1254 01:10:04,344 --> 01:10:06,404 - (ALL EXCLAIM) - Nasty. 1255 01:10:06,607 --> 01:10:10,304 - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn? - Anything for you. 1256 01:10:10,377 --> 01:10:11,674 - Can I have a pony? - No. 1257 01:10:11,745 --> 01:10:13,303 - A puppy? - We'll talk about it. 1258 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,870 - Can we talk about it now? - No. 1259 01:10:14,948 --> 01:10:17,473 - Can I have a puppy? - (ALL CLAMOURING) 1260 01:10:17,551 --> 01:10:20,816 You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working! 1261 01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:23,186 We need to get down and pull out that cable. 1262 01:10:23,257 --> 01:10:24,485 How? 1263 01:10:24,558 --> 01:10:26,321 It's impossible. 1264 01:10:27,694 --> 01:10:30,663 England is winning. Anything's possible. 1265 01:10:30,939 --> 01:10:32,059 (EXCLAIMING) 1266 01:10:33,767 --> 01:10:35,098 SPIKE: Turn it off, Whitey! 1267 01:10:36,737 --> 01:10:38,637 - Come on! - SPIKE: They're getting away! 1268 01:10:38,819 --> 01:10:40,119 (GRUNTS) 1269 01:10:40,347 --> 01:10:41,067 (EXCLAIMS) 1270 01:10:41,408 --> 01:10:43,069 Oh. Hi, boss. (YELPS) 1271 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:46,846 Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help! 1272 01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:48,677 WHITEY: I'm coming, Spike! 1273 01:10:50,284 --> 01:10:52,514 KERMIT: You fools! Grab them! 1274 01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:54,679 Top floor, lingerie, housewares 1275 01:10:54,755 --> 01:10:56,586 - and certain doom! - (ALL SHOUTING) 1276 01:11:00,769 --> 01:11:02,589 (FROGS GRUNTING) 1277 01:11:06,203 --> 01:11:07,603 (EXCLAIMS) 1278 01:11:08,981 --> 01:11:10,178 (GROWLING) 1279 01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:13,433 Do I have to do everything myself?! 1280 01:11:13,752 --> 01:11:15,152 (SCREAMS) 1281 01:11:16,228 --> 01:11:17,348 (YELLS) 1282 01:11:18,328 --> 01:11:20,428 - (BANG) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1283 01:11:21,048 --> 01:11:25,542 MAN(ON TV): There goes the whistle for halftime! We'll be back in a few minutes. 1284 01:11:25,619 --> 01:11:30,249 You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished! 1285 01:11:30,324 --> 01:11:34,590 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag. 1286 01:11:36,878 --> 01:11:38,278 (KERMIT GROANING) 1287 01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:42,378 - (TOILET FLUSHING) - Oh, no! 1288 01:11:46,978 --> 01:11:48,098 (SLUGS SCREECHING) 1289 01:11:53,678 --> 01:11:54,798 (KERMIT GROWLS) 1290 01:11:56,817 --> 01:11:58,978 The gate. Back this way! Come on! 1291 01:11:59,603 --> 01:12:01,954 - (GRUNTS AND SCREAMS) - Rita! 1292 01:12:02,022 --> 01:12:04,320 If I'm going, you're both coming with me! 1293 01:12:04,391 --> 01:12:05,915 Just go, Roddy! 1294 01:12:05,953 --> 01:12:07,073 - (YELLS) - (EXCLAIMS) 1295 01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:13,758 That's it. 1296 01:12:15,202 --> 01:12:16,430 RITA: Roddy! 1297 01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:17,970 Stop moving! 1298 01:12:18,038 --> 01:12:20,307 Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag! 1299 01:12:20,328 --> 01:12:21,448 (GRUNTS) 1300 01:12:21,975 --> 01:12:22,964 Roddy, look out! 1301 01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:27,053 - Yes! - (EXCLAIMS) 1302 01:12:37,391 --> 01:12:38,483 Le Frog! 1303 01:12:39,353 --> 01:12:40,753 (GROANS) 1304 01:12:44,064 --> 01:12:45,361 Let's finish this. 1305 01:12:45,432 --> 01:12:47,024 RITA: Let me go! 1306 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,434 Goodbye, rat! 1307 01:12:49,478 --> 01:12:51,241 - (SCREAMING) - Rita! 1308 01:12:59,146 --> 01:13:00,807 Feeling a little tongue-tied? 1309 01:13:00,881 --> 01:13:02,007 Impossible! 1310 01:13:02,082 --> 01:13:03,481 Toodle-oo. 1311 01:13:03,654 --> 01:13:07,478 - No! - (ALL SCREAMING) 1312 01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:15,959 - Wave! Wave! - ALL(CHEERING): England! 1313 01:13:16,029 --> 01:13:18,463 No, giant wave! 1314 01:13:19,053 --> 01:13:20,873 (ALL SCREAMING) 1315 01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:24,397 Please work. Please work. Please work! 1316 01:13:29,578 --> 01:13:30,978 (ALL SCREECH) 1317 01:13:44,446 --> 01:13:45,846 (ALL CHEERING) 1318 01:13:47,694 --> 01:13:49,252 High five! 1319 01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:51,428 Oh, yeah. 1320 01:13:55,202 --> 01:13:57,193 SHOCKY: Look! It's Roddy and Rita! 1321 01:13:57,271 --> 01:13:58,795 Good on you, girl! 1322 01:13:58,872 --> 01:14:01,363 Hooray for Millicent Bystander! 1323 01:14:01,441 --> 01:14:03,033 Millicent! 1324 01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:06,671 - Millicent! - (CROWD CHANTING) 1325 01:14:06,747 --> 01:14:09,375 You're a hero, Roddy. 1326 01:14:09,896 --> 01:14:12,296 (LE FROG SCOOFS) Big deal. 1327 01:14:15,122 --> 01:14:16,919 You wretched vermin! 1328 01:14:16,990 --> 01:14:19,584 I'll make you pay for this! 1329 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:23,687 Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy. 1330 01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:27,927 Rita... 1331 01:14:29,369 --> 01:14:33,703 ...I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two... 1332 01:14:35,275 --> 01:14:38,403 ...you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you? 1333 01:14:43,550 --> 01:14:43,617 Left a good job in the city 1334 01:14:43,617 --> 01:14:47,314 Left a good job in the city 1335 01:14:48,822 --> 01:14:53,486 Workin' for the man every night and day 1336 01:14:53,927 --> 01:14:55,258 ALL: Rollin' 1337 01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:58,162 Rollin' on the river 1338 01:14:58,231 --> 01:15:01,962 - Rollin' on the river - ALL: The river 1339 01:15:03,870 --> 01:15:05,030 OK. 1340 01:15:10,377 --> 01:15:14,177 Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze! 1341 01:15:16,561 --> 01:15:18,281 (CROWD CHEERING) 1342 01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:19,478 All right, chaps. 1343 01:15:20,987 --> 01:15:22,648 Big wheel keep on turnin' 1344 01:15:23,323 --> 01:15:26,224 Proud Mary keep on burnin' 1345 01:15:26,293 --> 01:15:28,989 Rollin', rollin' 1346 01:15:29,062 --> 01:15:31,053 Rollin' on the river 1347 01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:47,407 I love a happy ending. 1348 01:15:47,481 --> 01:15:51,815 You've gone soft! I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence. (GROANS) 1349 01:15:53,086 --> 01:15:54,206 - (SCREAMING) - (CRASH) 1350 01:15:55,322 --> 01:15:58,382 Are you happy now, Spike? 1351 01:15:59,765 --> 01:16:00,885 (RITA LAUGHS) 1352 01:16:02,765 --> 01:16:03,885 (WHOOPING) 1353 01:16:04,531 --> 01:16:06,522 - Shall we? - Go for it. 1354 01:16:08,090 --> 01:16:09,523 - (WHIRRING) - Big wheel keep on turnin' 1355 01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:12,570 Proud Mary keep on burnin' 1356 01:16:16,676 --> 01:16:19,476 - (RODDY YELLING) - (RITA WHOOPING) 1357 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:21,276 (ALL YELLING) 1358 01:16:27,988 --> 01:16:31,253 - Where are we going? - I have no idea. 1359 01:16:31,324 --> 01:16:34,225 But we're gonna get there really fast! 1360 01:16:34,294 --> 01:16:36,694 I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming! 1361 01:16:49,943 --> 01:16:52,746 Ah, this is the life. 1362 01:16:52,746 --> 01:16:52,905 Ah, this is the life. 1363 01:16:52,979 --> 01:16:54,265 TAHBITA: Roddy, I'm home! 1364 01:16:54,465 --> 01:16:56,666 - (GASPS) - And I've brought you a new friend! 1365 01:16:56,715 --> 01:16:58,615 - (CAT MEOWS) - (EXCLAIMS) 95674