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[Brenda Lee's "Too Many Rivers"]
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? ?
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BRENDA: ? I wish I could come back ?
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? To you, dear ?
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? 'Cause I know ?
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? That you want me too ?
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? But too much waters ?
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? Run under that old bridge ?
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? There's too many rivers ?
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? To cross ?
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[chuckles]
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Oh, I see you've finally given in.
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I know it sounds like a clich�,
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but my last nine dates
have been torture.
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Guess how many read books.
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- Do you read books?
- Two.
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And one of them read
the entire "Alex Cross" series,
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which is maybe worse
than not reading at all.
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I like Alex Cross.
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Anyway, just be careful.
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Some of Leia's clients
are addicted to those things.
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She says it rewires the brain
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with reward-driven video game behavior.
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Oh, so different than
all the other stuff
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designed by tech bros
worshipping at the altar
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of social Darwinism?
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I'm kidding, Leon. The architects
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of our social lives are very empathetic.
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Down the rabbit hole we go.
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[clears throat]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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[bumps chair]
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Fuck.
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? ?
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[knock at door]
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Hm?
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- Can I come in?
- Yeah.
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Uh, do you want your phone back?
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No.
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Yes. Ugh.
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Thanks.
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Do you think my hand will ever
stop reaching for it
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- when I wake up?
- Um...
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if you don't wanna text her,
you can just call me.
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- Or you can take a deep breath...
- Mom.
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Right, sorry.
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I have to break up
with all my clients today.
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- Oh, no.
- Right.
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Did I tell you about Cameron?
I told you about Cameron.
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He's gonna freak out.
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Best case scenario is he just
cries the whole 60 minutes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay. I've got to go.
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Bye.
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[somber acoustic music]
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? ?
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VALERIE: I know it's scary, Cameron,
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but you have made so much progress.
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Think about the first time
you came to me.
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You were so angry.
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And now you can call your
father and you can tell him
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why his words hurt you
because you have a voice.
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And you can use it and speak
to him like you speak to me.
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And remember, when you're
meeting someone new,
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they're also meeting somebody new.
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And odds are, they're experiencing
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the same feelings
and insecurities that you are.
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Which is why I'm referring you to Leia
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because you've known her for
many years and if you want,
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I can give her access to all
the notes from all of
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our sessions and she will
take amazing care of you.
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Fuck that.
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- Dylan.
- I like talking with you.
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And I like talking with you too.
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Then I don't really see the problem.
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It's not personal. I'm doing this
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with all of my clients.
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Because of your wine store.
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- Yes.
- [sighs]
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- Can I be honest?
- Mm-hmm.
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Opening a wine store
is a bad, bougie idea.
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What will you do if it fails?
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I am hoping that it doesn't fail, Dylan.
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But what if it does?
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Because so much of this is luck, timing.
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What will you do?
Try to sell your equipment back
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for pennies on the dollar?
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Nobody wants that.
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Those sad little auctions
where people's dreams
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are always out of reach.
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Forget I said that.
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I promise, I won't talk
about the wine store.
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It's a great idea.
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I'm so sorry, but our time is up.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[pop music playing]
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? ?
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[beeping]
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Hi, I'm...
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talking to thin air.
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Cool.
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- Hi, there.
- Sad? Overwhelmed?
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- Yeah.
- Worried you'll never
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find the answers to life's
daunting questions?
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[upbeat acoustic music]
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Ask your doctor about Viviatron,
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and try a free sample today.
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Oh, fucking bot.
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[laughs]
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First time?
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How could you tell?
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You calling me a bot, jerk.
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Well, you tried to sell me drugs.
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And not the fun kind.
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Well, you gave me a lovely pitch
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on the merits of sport tampons.
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No. Really?
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The computer gets
ten seconds with our mouths.
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The price we pay for virtual bliss.
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Yeah, a room with a 3-D
composite of some strangers...
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- pure bliss.
- Boy, you're fun.
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It beats a loud bar with no
seating and strobe lights.
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You don't like strobe lights, weird.
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- [laughs]
- Where are you right now?
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In my dining room.
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What are you wearing?
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A sweater.
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And socks.
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Oh, baby. I'm getting hot.
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Where's your kid?
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With her mom...
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who's out of town with her
boyfriend for the first time.
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Which, as you can tell,
I'm totally okay with.
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[chuckles] Mine's with his dad.
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Shit. I... I gotta run.
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Not to be too forward,
but will you meet me later
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in a cheesy theme room
for a proper date?
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If you say no, I'll stay
for another few minutes
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and crack jokes till I break you.
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A theme room, huh?
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Cheesy theme room.
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- Hey, Chef.
- Laura.
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So, um... do you think maybe I
could try a shift on saut�?
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Or fish?
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It's not that I don't
like salads, it's just...
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I miss using a pan, you know?
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Okay.
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? ?
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Shit.
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- Hey, Laura?
- Huh?
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You have a visitor.
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Will you cover for me
for, like, 30 seconds?
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Thank you.
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[sighs]
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Do not show up at my place of work.
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Seriously? We had one argument.
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Can you try not taking it to 100?
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Look, you asked me
to respect your space.
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I'm asking you to respect mine.
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You tried to move in
without having a conversation,
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and now you're not talking to me?
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I don't have time for this right now.
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Fine. Whatever.
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If you decide to start
acting like an adult,
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let me know.
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I liked her bow.
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Are you gonna miss it?
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A little.
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You could stay, and I will
drink wine with you here.
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You're gonna be so much
better off without me.
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Ugh, no.
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[sighs] Is this a terrible decision?
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The store? And the debt sheets?
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And the thousands of dollars
in remodeling
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and outstanding permits.
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Oh, my God. This is... this a...
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- this is a terrible decision.
- Yeah, well,
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if you make a mess of it,
you can just come back
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and be my assistant.
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Thanks, Leia.
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Should we celebrate tonight?
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We could do another puzzle.
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Um, I want to do that,
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it's just that Laura set me up
with one of the investors
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from her restaurant.
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Oh, that's... nice of her.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it is.
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Hey.
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Don't forget about me.
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[beeping]
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[jazzy music playing]
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? ?
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Would you like a costume change?
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Um... [sighs] Okay, sure.
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You can buy it if you'd like.
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Custom made and delivered
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in three to five business days.
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- [beeping]
- Hi.
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- Eat Wendy's!
- Jesus, fuck.
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- Wendy's?
- Uh-huh.
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I hate that one. [laughs]
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Look at that tux.
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- Yeah. Should I buy it?
- Yes.
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You'll definitely wear a tuxedo
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more than once every three years.
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- Hm. Is that a dare?
- I dare you.
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- I'll take it.
- [laughs] I like it.
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A man of impulse and bad decisions.
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Yeah, well. What do we do now?
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Do we, like, solve a crime?
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Do we escape?
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Here's what I'm thinking:
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in the movies, the lady in the dress
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always plays quiet and sexy
while the detective
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- does all the work, right?
- Right.
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Which is bullshit.
I wanna be the detective.
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So how about I aggressively
ask you first date questions
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and you humor me?
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Agress away.
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- Who was your first kiss?
- Wow. Getting right to it.
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If that's too risqu�,
we are going to have a problem.
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Okay.
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Jackie Bays on the school bus.
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I was 11 years old,
and she broke up with me
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the next day.
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- So sad.
- Ouch.
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Mm-hmm.
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What'd you wanna be when you grew up?
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- Respected.
- Job wise, idiot.
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Astronaut. Explorer? Astronaut.
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Childhood hero.
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My sister.
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Aww.
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You guys still close?
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We are.
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That's really sweet.
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? ?
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- Valerie?
- Oh, hi.
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It's the Wine Fairy.
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[chuckles] I'm John.
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- Oh, God. Um...
- You can call me
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the Wine Fairy if you want.
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No, that's what Laura calls you.
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- Cool.
- Have a seat.
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All right. Thanks.
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- Oh, is this your space?
- Oh, no.
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These are just my inspiration photos.
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But, you know, I really...
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I like the space in this one.
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You know, there's room
for people to move around
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and talk and you can start slow
with inventory,
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order a few cases at a time,
be flexible.
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- Do you have a basement?
- I do.
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Are you looking to dump a body?
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[laughs] No, but you should
temperature control it
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- and rent out locker space.
- Okay.
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That sounds complicated.
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The reason I ask...
if I'm being honest...
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- Yes, please.
- The margins on these stores
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are thin enough as it is.
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And empty space and buying
a case at a time
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just kinda makes it sound like
this is a...
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a lovely little money pit.
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- Yeah.
- But... that depends
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00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:19,099
on what you're selling.
267
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,730
- Nicer wines help.
- Mm-hmm.
268
00:12:21,731 --> 00:12:23,734
So are you gonna stock by region
269
00:12:23,735 --> 00:12:26,823
or just pick your favorites?
270
00:12:26,824 --> 00:12:29,202
I just...
271
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,290
kinda wanna just sell what I like.
272
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:35,173
Great. So what do you like?
273
00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:36,676
Red.
274
00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:38,764
- [laughs]
- I like a lot of things.
275
00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:42,312
I like full-bodied, I like
medium... medium-bodied too.
276
00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:44,484
I like chiantis.
I like all the Italians.
277
00:12:44,485 --> 00:12:47,615
You know, malbecs, Syrah, um...
278
00:12:47,616 --> 00:12:49,786
But I also like to drink white wine.
279
00:12:49,787 --> 00:12:51,665
I like that a lot too.
280
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:54,504
I mean, like I said, I... I... I like...
281
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:55,589
it's a lot of things.
282
00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:57,468
I really like wine.
283
00:12:57,469 --> 00:13:00,056
This is totally unhelpful, isn't it?
284
00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:02,687
You're enthusiastic, which is great.
285
00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:06,026
But you're gonna have to
make some decisions here.
286
00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:08,155
- Like, who are you buying from?
- Mm-hmm.
287
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,159
Are you gonna do beer and food?
288
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,205
And that'll affect permitting
and infrastructure.
289
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:15,044
But first, yeah, you...
you gotta figure out
290
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,214
what you wanna sell.
291
00:13:18,385 --> 00:13:19,387
[sighs]
292
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:25,680
[light folk music]
293
00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:33,750
? ?
294
00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:52,912
It's late.
295
00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,832
My weekend just started.
296
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,796
- Yay!
- [laughs]
297
00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:03,850
Man...
298
00:14:03,851 --> 00:14:05,437
what do you call it
299
00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:07,942
when you become
a sad parody of yourself?
300
00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:09,905
- Pierce Morgan?
- [laughs]
301
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,664
Hey, how was John?
302
00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:17,419
Oh, um...
303
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:20,174
you know, just...
304
00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:23,222
I haven't even started
and I'm in over my head.
305
00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:26,270
But thank you. I appreciate the intro.
306
00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:28,651
You're welcome.
307
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:34,662
Um... if you're still
in the giving spirit,
308
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:37,710
uh, do you wanna help
at the store tomorrow?
309
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,006
I have to pick paint and build shelves.
310
00:14:40,007 --> 00:14:42,176
Never... that's stupid.
Never mind, never mind.
311
00:14:42,177 --> 00:14:44,264
- Okay.
- No. Really?
312
00:14:44,265 --> 00:14:45,809
Yeah.
313
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,188
That's great. I mean, that's so helpful.
314
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:50,193
So...
315
00:14:53,951 --> 00:14:56,121
- I gotta go to bed.
- BOTH: Okay.
316
00:14:56,122 --> 00:14:58,126
- Good night.
- Bye.
317
00:15:04,347 --> 00:15:07,352
[tense orchestral music]
318
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:14,367
? ?
319
00:15:26,307 --> 00:15:33,238
? ?
320
00:15:34,825 --> 00:15:36,703
Really?
321
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:43,718
? ?
322
00:15:51,274 --> 00:15:58,288
? ?
323
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:17,493
? ?
324
00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:18,704
[music stops]
325
00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:24,632
[sighs]
326
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,676
This is terrible.
327
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,685
Hey, so, um...
328
00:16:30,686 --> 00:16:32,188
how can you afford to do this?
329
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:34,485
The store?
330
00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:36,363
I saved a little money.
331
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,451
And now I'm spending it.
332
00:16:38,452 --> 00:16:40,162
Ohh.
333
00:16:40,163 --> 00:16:42,669
I was wondering what happened
to my college fund.
334
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:47,009
I know it sounds crazy. I get it.
335
00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,972
But...
336
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:52,646
If I wanna fuck up my life,
I wanna do it on my terms.
337
00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:55,025
Yeah. You want it to be perfect.
338
00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:56,237
I want it to be mine.
339
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,624
I want this shade of pink on my walls.
340
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,045
And I want racks over there.
341
00:17:05,046 --> 00:17:07,049
I want a pour station right here.
342
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:10,515
I want it to be a place
where people come together,
343
00:17:10,516 --> 00:17:12,268
spend time.
344
00:17:12,269 --> 00:17:13,688
Like a living room.
345
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,026
- With a shit ton of wine.
- Exactly.
346
00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:18,280
[laughs] Yeah.
347
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:21,119
But I don't even know
what I'm selling and I don't...
348
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,581
even know what I like.
349
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:26,087
There are so many options.
350
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,470
- Where to start?
- I don't know.
351
00:17:29,471 --> 00:17:30,890
Buy wine.
352
00:17:32,477 --> 00:17:34,145
Right? I mean, that's the fun of it all.
353
00:17:34,146 --> 00:17:37,654
You get to throw parties
and call it research.
354
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:45,669
? ?
355
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:48,298
[both laughing]
356
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:50,804
- Wow.
- Thank you.
357
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,599
I think the only thing
stupider than a limo
358
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,020
is a virtual limo.
359
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:58,820
Just imagine that we're going to prom.
360
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,657
Okay, great.
361
00:18:00,658 --> 00:18:03,328
- Now I have an erection.
- [laughs]
362
00:18:03,329 --> 00:18:05,417
[both laugh]
363
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,169
Oh, my God, this song.
364
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,175
[Next's "Too Close" playing]
365
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,219
? ?
366
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,767
Um... I wanna meet you.
367
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,649
Me too.
368
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,193
Shit.
369
00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:20,655
That's a pause.
370
00:18:20,656 --> 00:18:21,824
There's a bot coming.
371
00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:23,661
No, no, I do. I just...
372
00:18:23,662 --> 00:18:26,917
[sighs] Sometimes these spaces
work better apart...
373
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:29,757
the virtual and the physical.
374
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,301
And you don't wanna get physical.
375
00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:33,765
I do.
376
00:18:33,766 --> 00:18:37,063
We could try it here first.
377
00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:38,941
How?
378
00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,946
Well...
379
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,505
I touch myself and think of you,
380
00:18:49,506 --> 00:18:51,634
you touch yourself and think of me.
381
00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:53,513
- [sighs]
- And we remember
382
00:18:53,514 --> 00:18:55,558
that we're the only two people
in this world
383
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:58,731
of zeroes and ones at this exact moment.
384
00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,944
And even though we aren't
really together,
385
00:19:00,945 --> 00:19:02,572
we kind of are.
386
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:04,367
[beeps]
387
00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:05,662
What's this?
388
00:19:05,663 --> 00:19:07,624
Oh, it's just a consent form.
389
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,671
[pen scratching paper]
390
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:18,855
[sighs]
391
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,736
I feel very silly.
Can we change the song?
392
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,156
Shh.
393
00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:33,258
I love a night where I make $14 in tips.
394
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,889
No, I literally have no tickets.
395
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,934
It's cool, though, 'cause my landlord
396
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:39,897
will definitely understand.
397
00:19:39,898 --> 00:19:42,694
You can sleep on my mom's
floor if you get evicted.
398
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:45,825
Thanks, that's nicer than
a tent under the freeway.
399
00:19:45,826 --> 00:19:48,748
Um, how's bow girl?
400
00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:50,292
Don't ask.
401
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:52,798
- Aw, young love.
- Why can't she just
402
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,551
set herself on fire
403
00:19:54,552 --> 00:19:58,016
and take her well-curated
digital footprint with her?
404
00:19:58,017 --> 00:19:59,436
- [sighs]
- Hey, can we drink
405
00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:00,730
all of your top-shelf liquor?
406
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:03,276
Laura needs it and I want it.
407
00:20:03,277 --> 00:20:05,949
And everyone's solution
to everything is drinking.
408
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,869
Is that really all we have?
409
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,917
Um, you can always try and find God.
410
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,046
Oh, pass.
411
00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:16,386
I guess I'll just sit here
in your empty restaurant
412
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,641
- and wallow.
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
413
00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:21,062
Amy wants to cut staff
and get people off the clock.
414
00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:22,692
So go home.
415
00:20:24,278 --> 00:20:26,155
What are you up to?
416
00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:29,789
Just gonna try to find a
decent glass of wine somewhere.
417
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:33,671
I might know a place.
418
00:20:33,672 --> 00:20:35,007
It's my mom's house.
419
00:20:35,008 --> 00:20:37,471
I'm talking about my mom's house.
420
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,944
[doo-wop music playing]
421
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:50,245
? ?
422
00:20:50,246 --> 00:20:52,250
[sighs]
423
00:20:58,179 --> 00:20:59,765
Oh, hey.
424
00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:02,061
Wow. Sorry, I just had to make sure
425
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,606
it's really you and not your ghost,
426
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:05,944
since apparently that's all I get now.
427
00:21:05,945 --> 00:21:08,741
- I'm sorry. I'm the worst.
- You really are.
428
00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:11,037
- Can we hang out?
- Yeah, we're hanging out
429
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:13,834
- right now.
- Uh, well,
430
00:21:13,835 --> 00:21:16,339
I'm hanging out. You're on your phone.
431
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,803
- Okay.
- You should come to my store.
432
00:21:18,804 --> 00:21:21,099
- I will.
- And we need to see Mom.
433
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,854
I know. Ugh.
434
00:21:23,855 --> 00:21:26,694
On that note,
I'm gonna go... drink heavily.
435
00:21:26,695 --> 00:21:28,489
Okay.
436
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:29,866
Okay, you're good.
437
00:21:29,867 --> 00:21:32,038
I just... oh, yeah, okay.
438
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,630
Everything good?
439
00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:38,759
Yeah, good.
440
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,014
You?
441
00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:43,019
Good.
442
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:51,702
- I'm so tired.
- Me too.
443
00:21:51,703 --> 00:21:54,331
- [sighs]
- Should we leave?
444
00:21:54,332 --> 00:21:55,752
I don't wanna be rude to Val.
445
00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:57,505
You're pregnant.
446
00:21:57,506 --> 00:21:59,216
It's the only time a woman
gets a pass at being rude.
447
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,219
Okay. Let's leave.
448
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:07,025
- Just... yeah, just go.
- Okay, sure.
449
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,365
- So what do you think?
- I think you should
450
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:13,454
- introduce me to your brother.
- [clears throat]
451
00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:15,123
No, I mean about the wines. Do you...
452
00:22:15,124 --> 00:22:17,336
Is it weird? I don't think it's weird.
453
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,466
I should just talk to him.
454
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:20,594
I'm gonna go talk to him.
455
00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:24,391
- Hi!
- Hi. I brought
456
00:22:24,392 --> 00:22:25,603
a couple friends.
457
00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:26,897
- I hope that's okay.
- Oh, hi.
458
00:22:26,898 --> 00:22:28,274
- This is Jess.
- How are you?
459
00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:29,486
- Nice to meet you.
- And you know John.
460
00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:30,488
- Oh, yes. Hello. Hi.
- Hello.
461
00:22:30,489 --> 00:22:32,074
[chuckles] Um...
462
00:22:32,075 --> 00:22:33,911
- Gonna swipe these real quick.
- Okay.
463
00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:35,623
- [laughs] Thank you.
- Uh, okay,
464
00:22:35,624 --> 00:22:37,544
do you... would you like a drink?
465
00:22:37,545 --> 00:22:40,842
Sure. I'll have your favorite red.
466
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:42,638
Okay. Hm.
467
00:22:46,646 --> 00:22:48,774
What's so interesting
in that phone of yours?
468
00:22:48,775 --> 00:22:50,611
I'm just waiting for somebody.
469
00:22:50,612 --> 00:22:53,826
Is it perhaps another
nice looking, single man?
470
00:22:53,827 --> 00:22:57,040
- It's a woman.
- A girlfriend?
471
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,588
Uh, well, we haven't
had that conversation.
472
00:22:59,589 --> 00:23:02,844
Feels like it's maybe
headed that direction, though?
473
00:23:02,845 --> 00:23:05,850
Yeah, maybe. It's hard to say.
474
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,896
- Okay.
- I guess, I don't know.
475
00:23:07,897 --> 00:23:09,649
I... it's like, she's really engaged,
476
00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:10,818
she asks a lot of questions.
477
00:23:10,819 --> 00:23:12,279
I've honestly never met someone
478
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,033
who wanted to know so much about me.
479
00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:17,206
That sounds really special.
Where do you meet her?
480
00:23:17,207 --> 00:23:19,001
Uh, well, it's actually
our first time meeting.
481
00:23:19,002 --> 00:23:20,504
It's this online bar.
482
00:23:20,505 --> 00:23:23,051
Really, it's a bunch
of different places.
483
00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:24,888
- Like VR?
- Yeah, I know.
484
00:23:24,889 --> 00:23:27,017
It's a little weird at first,
but after a couple times
485
00:23:27,018 --> 00:23:28,812
you can hardly tell the difference.
486
00:23:28,813 --> 00:23:30,398
She ask you a bunch of shit
from when you were a kid?
487
00:23:30,399 --> 00:23:32,654
Like dreams and car types
and first kisses?
488
00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:34,031
- Yeah, she does.
- Yeah, those are
489
00:23:34,032 --> 00:23:35,534
security questions.
490
00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:37,664
That girl's not real. I mean, she's real
491
00:23:37,665 --> 00:23:40,503
like, she's a person,
but she's a person in Moldova
492
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:43,592
- who's going to rob you.
- [laughs]
493
00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:46,473
- Okay. Come on.
- Okay, well,
494
00:23:46,474 --> 00:23:48,017
did you show her your signature?
495
00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,646
Like, maybe on one of those
consent forms
496
00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:52,151
for, like, a virtual masturbatorium?
497
00:23:55,492 --> 00:23:57,035
Masturbatorium's not a word.
498
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,249
You should cancel your credit cards.
499
00:24:01,796 --> 00:24:05,177
- Really nice meeting you.
- Bye.
500
00:24:07,265 --> 00:24:08,642
What do you think?
501
00:24:08,643 --> 00:24:10,312
Doesn't matter what I think.
502
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:11,690
- I'm not the one selling it.
- Well, technically,
503
00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:13,318
I'm not either, I just, um,
504
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:16,032
have this big empty space
I need to fill.
505
00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:18,161
If you really want my help,
506
00:24:18,162 --> 00:24:20,040
you should show me your actual store.
507
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,062
- Yeah.
- Let me give you
508
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:22,202
- an honest assessment.
- Okay.
509
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,632
Yeah. See what we're working with.
510
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:27,015
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right.
511
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,669
- Great. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
512
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:30,812
Hm.
513
00:24:33,943 --> 00:24:37,240
Hey, um, I'm taking off.
514
00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:39,412
Want some company?
515
00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:42,419
Nah. I'm gonna go see a guy.
516
00:24:43,713 --> 00:24:45,633
- Anyone I know?
- Nope.
517
00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:47,345
- He's disposable.
- Ah.
518
00:24:50,101 --> 00:24:53,106
You know, you could just go talk to her.
519
00:24:53,107 --> 00:24:56,613
I don't know, showing up in
person, that's...
520
00:24:56,614 --> 00:24:58,409
pretty rare.
521
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,872
No one's ever come
to see me at the restaurant.
522
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,423
Adios.
523
00:25:05,424 --> 00:25:07,927
[door opens, closes]
524
00:25:07,928 --> 00:25:10,892
[muffled music playing]
525
00:25:16,194 --> 00:25:18,198
[panting]
526
00:25:20,454 --> 00:25:22,458
[sighs]
527
00:25:26,507 --> 00:25:27,717
[beeping]
528
00:25:27,718 --> 00:25:30,723
[jazzy music playing]
529
00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:32,225
? ?
530
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,687
Would you like a costume change?
531
00:25:33,688 --> 00:25:35,483
No.
532
00:25:35,484 --> 00:25:36,526
[sighs]
533
00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:38,362
- [chimes]
- User search.
534
00:25:38,363 --> 00:25:41,328
Recent connections. Rachel Collins.
535
00:25:47,006 --> 00:25:49,218
[sighs]
536
00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:52,224
[somber acoustic guitar music]
537
00:25:52,225 --> 00:25:59,239
? ?
538
00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:36,146
? ?
539
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:52,554
[music fades]
540
00:26:58,065 --> 00:26:59,652
[doorbell dings]
541
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,370
Sorry, man. I know it's late,
542
00:27:05,371 --> 00:27:08,627
but if I don't make a full
delivery, they dock me.
543
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,631
My 168th delivery of the day.
544
00:27:10,632 --> 00:27:14,304
New record. Whoo! Sign here.
545
00:27:14,305 --> 00:27:15,849
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
546
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:16,852
Thank you.
547
00:27:39,565 --> 00:27:40,692
[chuckles]
548
00:27:41,904 --> 00:27:43,780
[Blac Rabbit's "The Way The Wind Whips"]
549
00:27:43,781 --> 00:27:45,492
- Ova.
- [chiming]
550
00:27:45,493 --> 00:27:47,084
Call American Express.
551
00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:49,505
OVA: Calling American Express.
552
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:53,467
[sighs]
553
00:27:53,468 --> 00:27:55,929
MAN: ? I once had a lot of friends ?
554
00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:58,350
? But now they're gone ?
555
00:27:58,351 --> 00:28:01,609
? Because I thought I knew it all ?
556
00:28:04,698 --> 00:28:07,662
? I thought I knew it all ?
557
00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:13,840
? Now I feel much closer to the Earth ?
558
00:28:13,841 --> 00:28:15,969
? Because I know ?
559
00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:18,517
? Just how the wind moves ?
560
00:28:18,518 --> 00:28:21,940
? I can follow ?
561
00:28:21,941 --> 00:28:24,277
? How the wind whips ?
562
00:28:24,278 --> 00:28:27,701
? I can follow ?
563
00:28:27,702 --> 00:28:30,958
? I can feel the ground
beneath my feet ?
564
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,254
? It's incredible ?
565
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:36,010
? But just a thought ?
566
00:28:38,849 --> 00:28:41,981
? It's just a thought ?
567
00:28:42,031 --> 00:28:46,581
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