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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,079 --> 00:00:02,571 Previously on "Casual"... 2 00:00:02,596 --> 00:00:04,325 Why are you giving my nine-year-old a music sermon? 3 00:00:04,350 --> 00:00:06,477 We're trying to find Alex's sister's dad. 4 00:00:06,502 --> 00:00:09,090 Oh. Is your mom still alive? 5 00:00:09,537 --> 00:00:11,957 - I think so. - Could you ask her? 6 00:00:12,037 --> 00:00:14,057 There's something toxic in the air 7 00:00:14,751 --> 00:00:16,578 that no one wants to talk about. 8 00:00:16,672 --> 00:00:19,425 I just think you're making my generation pay the price. 9 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:21,188 Please vote yes on the moratorium. 10 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:23,646 You're not poison. You know that, right? 11 00:00:25,063 --> 00:00:27,901 Casey, Pete Nako has office space in Sacramento. 12 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,571 Can you take a look on Friday? 13 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:31,534 - What's in Sacramento? - The next battle. 14 00:00:31,535 --> 00:00:33,788 Good news, I found your half brother. 15 00:00:33,789 --> 00:00:35,625 This is my thing. 16 00:00:35,626 --> 00:00:37,963 You can't just fucking insert yourself. 17 00:00:37,964 --> 00:00:40,552 This is when you leave. 18 00:00:40,553 --> 00:00:42,513 - Can we talk? - Yeah, why don't you, uh... 19 00:00:42,514 --> 00:00:44,518 go to your hotel room and give me a call? 20 00:00:44,519 --> 00:00:46,981 When somebody says they're gonna be there for you, 21 00:00:46,982 --> 00:00:48,776 they have to actually show up. 22 00:00:48,777 --> 00:00:49,904 I'm here now. 23 00:00:57,961 --> 00:00:59,730 That was a good date. 24 00:01:03,826 --> 00:01:06,971 I took my love, I took it down 25 00:01:07,314 --> 00:01:10,110 ["Landslide" playing] 26 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:13,747 Climbed a mountain and I turned around 27 00:01:14,663 --> 00:01:17,758 And I saw my reflection 28 00:01:17,813 --> 00:01:21,040 In the snow covered hills 29 00:01:21,104 --> 00:01:25,481 Till the landslide brought me down 30 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:30,737 - _ - KIDS: Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! 31 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:34,199 I was afraid he was gonna get kicked in the head. 32 00:01:34,493 --> 00:01:35,745 You know, in a way, 33 00:01:35,861 --> 00:01:37,666 karate is the original yoga. 34 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:40,714 Eastern tradition appropriated by white people in crisis? 35 00:01:40,715 --> 00:01:43,051 - Who are you? - [laughs] 36 00:01:43,052 --> 00:01:45,480 Do you think that we'll ever have sex? 37 00:01:45,956 --> 00:01:49,039 Presumably? I was banking on a spontaneous, 38 00:01:49,064 --> 00:01:51,151 - passionate romp. - Oh. [laughs] 39 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,529 People singing and dancing while we do it. 40 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,198 No? That sounds right to me. 41 00:01:54,199 --> 00:01:56,704 Spontaneity dies at childbirth. 42 00:01:56,705 --> 00:01:58,708 - Libido does not. - Hm. 43 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:01,421 - Let's make a plan. - We can do it in the office. 44 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,468 - I prefer to keep my job. - Huh. 45 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,016 - Oh. - [gasps] Hey, buddy. 46 00:02:07,017 --> 00:02:08,895 - Look who I ran into. - Yo. 47 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,316 Jake's mom said I could go over before dinner. 48 00:02:11,317 --> 00:02:14,363 - Can I? - Sounds like a plan. 49 00:02:14,364 --> 00:02:16,338 Sounds like a plan. 50 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,745 Great, let's do it. 51 00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:23,092 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:26,409 Do you think people in the 12th century were guilted into hiking? 53 00:02:26,448 --> 00:02:28,117 I feel like preindustrial guilt was probably 54 00:02:28,142 --> 00:02:30,479 - a little less exercise related. - Oh, wow. 55 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,322 Fuck you, cotton gin. 56 00:02:32,475 --> 00:02:34,352 You still up for the spa later? 57 00:02:34,432 --> 00:02:38,870 I am totally up for that spa later. 58 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,612 - Is that Alex? - Who's that? 59 00:02:41,805 --> 00:02:45,102 - What'd he do? Steal a family? - JACK: I know. Weird. 60 00:02:45,178 --> 00:02:47,012 - JUDY: Okay, buddy. - ALEX: Uh, can we go say hi 61 00:02:47,013 --> 00:02:48,517 - for a second? - JUDY: Yeah. 62 00:02:52,148 --> 00:02:54,277 - Hi. - Hey. 63 00:02:54,278 --> 00:02:55,655 JACK: Hey. 64 00:02:55,656 --> 00:02:57,909 - You're sweaty. - Yeah, we hiked. 65 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:59,593 - JUDY: Hi. - VALERIE: Did like... What we do? 66 00:02:59,618 --> 00:03:01,746 - Like, six, seven miles? - Probably two miles. 67 00:03:01,769 --> 00:03:03,271 - [laughter] - Okay. Felt like six or seven. 68 00:03:03,296 --> 00:03:05,633 I wanna sit down. My limbs hurt. 69 00:03:05,634 --> 00:03:08,054 - JUDY: Okay, bug. - ALEX: Oh, uh, sorry, Judy, 70 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,600 - Valerie, Jack. - Hey! 71 00:03:09,601 --> 00:03:11,311 - ALEX: That's Clark. - BOTH: Hi. 72 00:03:11,312 --> 00:03:13,900 JUDY: Oh! You're... You're Alex's sister. 73 00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:16,739 Yup. How'd you guess? 74 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:18,951 Gypsy blood. Mom was a two bit psychic. 75 00:03:18,952 --> 00:03:21,790 Ran a booth at the county fair. You know the story. 76 00:03:21,791 --> 00:03:26,609 [laughs] He told me about you. 77 00:03:26,885 --> 00:03:28,463 Yeah. Right. 78 00:03:29,365 --> 00:03:31,119 So what's been going on? 79 00:03:31,268 --> 00:03:34,357 Um, I don't... Yeah, not much. 80 00:03:34,399 --> 00:03:36,110 A lot. We should catch up. 81 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:37,906 We should do dinner at my place next week. 82 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:39,701 - JACK: I'm in Dubai, remember? - VALERIE: Oh. 83 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:41,100 JACK: But let's, uh, let's go to the phones and... 84 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:43,500 Let me see. What about next week? 85 00:03:43,501 --> 00:03:46,548 - The week after? - I can't do Monday or Thursday 86 00:03:46,549 --> 00:03:48,886 - of that week. - Tuesdays are bad for me. 87 00:03:48,887 --> 00:03:51,260 - Wednesday? - I can't do Wednesday, sorry. 88 00:03:51,349 --> 00:03:53,554 - VALERIE: All right. - ALL: Friday. 89 00:03:53,772 --> 00:03:55,650 - BOTH: Friday. - Friday. 90 00:03:55,651 --> 00:03:56,985 - ALL: Great. - Thanks. 91 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:59,206 - JACK: Yeah. - Okay, well, we should probably... 92 00:03:59,231 --> 00:04:00,785 Yeah, we gotta... 93 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:02,377 Bye, kiddo. 94 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,127 - It was great to meet you. - Yeah, really nice 95 00:04:05,152 --> 00:04:06,480 to meet you guys. See you in a few weeks. 96 00:04:06,505 --> 00:04:08,133 - All right, bye. - Bye. 97 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:09,636 See ya. Great to see you. 98 00:04:09,637 --> 00:04:11,306 Yup. 99 00:04:15,231 --> 00:04:17,402 That wasn't weird at all. 100 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,294 Hey, you with me? 101 00:04:20,324 --> 00:04:22,727 - We have our plan. - Our plan. 102 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:24,425 Yes. 103 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,421 All right, buddy. 104 00:04:26,754 --> 00:04:28,457 Let's go. I bet you're starving. 105 00:04:49,759 --> 00:04:51,261 Get up. 106 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,819 A spotless table tells no story. 107 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:07,982 - Now it's got character. - Oh. 108 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,589 Oh, you think this is funny? 109 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:12,261 Or that I wouldn't notice that all my wine is gone? 110 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:14,473 Sorry. I had some work friends over. 111 00:05:14,474 --> 00:05:16,572 It was six bottles, Laura. 112 00:05:16,646 --> 00:05:18,014 We were celebrating. 113 00:05:18,107 --> 00:05:19,711 We won. 114 00:05:20,027 --> 00:05:21,908 Okay, all right. 115 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:24,536 Well, this website says make a paste 116 00:05:24,537 --> 00:05:26,901 of rottenstone? What? 117 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,281 Wait, no. No! 118 00:05:29,377 --> 00:05:31,235 This... This is on you. 119 00:05:31,425 --> 00:05:33,302 Remove the stain. 120 00:05:33,429 --> 00:05:35,447 I don't want character. 121 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:50,420 ["Put One Foot in Front of the Other" by Bone Symphony] 122 00:05:50,421 --> 00:05:53,259 123 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:55,525 MAN: Open your eyes 124 00:05:55,682 --> 00:05:57,142 125 00:05:57,143 --> 00:05:59,474 MAN: With something to see 126 00:05:59,499 --> 00:06:00,959 127 00:06:01,004 --> 00:06:02,618 A miracle place 128 00:06:02,685 --> 00:06:05,863 A House full of magic 129 00:06:06,297 --> 00:06:08,385 Well, I know we can do it 130 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:10,949 You know we can do it, too 131 00:06:11,046 --> 00:06:14,176 132 00:06:14,177 --> 00:06:16,119 But there's work to be done now 133 00:06:16,197 --> 00:06:17,525 Work to be done 134 00:06:17,582 --> 00:06:18,846 You've got to put 135 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:21,632 One foot in front of the other 136 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:25,304 Put your other foot down, down, down 137 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,162 - [clippers whirring] - You've got to put one foot... 138 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:33,661 [vinyl cracking] 139 00:06:43,193 --> 00:06:44,596 Alex? 140 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,743 ALEX: Can you come up here, please? 141 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,166 What? 142 00:06:53,882 --> 00:06:56,533 Okay, I need you to take a look at something. 143 00:06:57,215 --> 00:06:59,492 Oh, no! He's... 144 00:06:59,741 --> 00:07:01,228 Sorry. Yeah. No. 145 00:07:01,229 --> 00:07:03,377 Uh... I-I-I don't know, it's... 146 00:07:03,442 --> 00:07:05,379 it's like a... it's a lot of skin. 147 00:07:05,404 --> 00:07:08,157 - Like so much skin. - It's the same amount of skin. 148 00:07:08,243 --> 00:07:10,539 Right, but you... You know when you see someone 149 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:12,375 who wears glasses without their glasses? 150 00:07:12,376 --> 00:07:14,837 - It's like that, but worse. - [groans] 151 00:07:14,924 --> 00:07:16,885 Why would you shave it? 152 00:07:16,886 --> 00:07:19,098 The constant bombardment of messaging to conform 153 00:07:19,099 --> 00:07:21,686 to unrealistic and arbitrary beauty standards? 154 00:07:21,687 --> 00:07:23,583 - But you're a dude. - I know! 155 00:07:23,854 --> 00:07:25,879 I know. I thought I was immune, 156 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,451 but then I saw that fucking Armani billboard on Sunset. 157 00:07:29,452 --> 00:07:31,205 - Oh, the David Beckham one? - Yes. 158 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:32,875 Can you close your fucking towel? 159 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:34,838 Fine. Yes, the David Beckham one. 160 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:36,048 - Yeah. - Who I don't even like 161 00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:37,458 and he sucks at soccer now, 162 00:07:37,483 --> 00:07:39,657 but he's got that, you know, the tattoos 163 00:07:39,682 --> 00:07:41,475 with the pose with the white underwear 164 00:07:41,476 --> 00:07:43,647 - and the sex muscles. - Fine. She won't even notice. 165 00:07:43,648 --> 00:07:46,207 - It'll be dark and you'll be... - Rae, it's gonna be 4:00 p. m. 166 00:07:46,361 --> 00:07:48,104 and we'll be sober. 167 00:07:48,565 --> 00:07:49,822 Good luck. 168 00:07:50,161 --> 00:07:53,167 [laughing] 169 00:07:56,298 --> 00:07:58,158 He should come with a warning label. 170 00:07:58,636 --> 00:08:01,432 - She's a grown woman. - Yeah, with a kid. 171 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,060 and he's never had his hands 172 00:08:03,061 --> 00:08:05,314 on that kind of technology before. 173 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:07,945 Well, should we go back in time and stop him? 174 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,457 Like the X-Men? 175 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,609 - Jack? - Hi. 176 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:15,814 Actually, I booked with him. If that's okay if we switch? 177 00:08:16,004 --> 00:08:17,958 Oh, uh... Yeah. 178 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:19,668 Hey. 179 00:08:20,387 --> 00:08:22,743 - WOMAN: Ready? - Yeah. 180 00:08:26,692 --> 00:08:28,237 [exhales sharply] 181 00:08:31,284 --> 00:08:35,208 [cell phone rings] 182 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:37,420 - Hey. - Hey, so does Judy 183 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:40,886 have any dietary restrictions? Is she a vegetarian or... 184 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,642 Do you order food by mail? It's two weeks away. 185 00:08:43,897 --> 00:08:46,982 Um, listen, when a man goes to get a massage, 186 00:08:46,983 --> 00:08:50,573 - does he usually get a... a... - Happy ending? 187 00:08:50,642 --> 00:08:52,712 VALERIE: Yeah. Would a fancy spa do that? 188 00:08:52,744 --> 00:08:54,872 Or is that more of a... seedy strip mall 189 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:56,375 in Glendale kind of thing? 190 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,776 ALEX: We're a capitalist society, Val. 191 00:08:57,801 --> 00:08:59,924 Only difference between fancy and seedy is the opening bid. 192 00:08:59,925 --> 00:09:02,220 - So anywhere? - ALEX: I don't know. 193 00:09:02,221 --> 00:09:03,933 Google it. Oh, I gotta run. Bye. 194 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:06,814 - Hi. - Hi. 195 00:09:10,572 --> 00:09:12,073 We don't do that sort of thing here. 196 00:09:12,074 --> 00:09:14,225 Oh, yeah, no, I know. 197 00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:15,937 Of course. 198 00:09:17,376 --> 00:09:19,130 [clears throat] 199 00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:23,285 So... 200 00:09:23,903 --> 00:09:26,978 off to scenic Sacramento? 201 00:09:27,689 --> 00:09:29,954 - I'd like to visit. - You should. 202 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,499 Or, I don't know, screw it. 203 00:09:33,993 --> 00:09:36,702 Come along and unpack some boxes? 204 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:39,429 You need bodies, right? 205 00:09:40,023 --> 00:09:41,993 No, I'm serious. I can make it work. 206 00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:45,451 Laura, I can't pay you. 207 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:47,978 I mean, I can't feed you, I can't house you. 208 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:50,451 I don't even know where I'm sleeping yet. 209 00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:52,905 - But I wanna help. - Help here. 210 00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:55,034 I mean, there's Skid Row, 211 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,610 - immigration, housing... - I want to help you. 212 00:09:58,918 --> 00:10:02,208 I mean... you were my favorite intern. 213 00:10:03,218 --> 00:10:05,305 You're gonna do great things here. 214 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,725 [groans] 215 00:10:27,726 --> 00:10:28,931 You okay? 216 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,869 Can we maybe close the curtains? 217 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:33,305 They are closed. 218 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:36,241 They really are just for aesthetic purposes, huh? 219 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:37,704 [laughs] 220 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:43,957 Ooh, somebody's smooth down there. 221 00:10:44,013 --> 00:10:47,055 Yeah, well, typically I'm trimmed, not shorn. 222 00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:48,600 Have you thought about blackout shades? 223 00:10:48,601 --> 00:10:50,829 - Shh. - Okay. 224 00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:54,362 [exhales] 225 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:00,001 What's wrong? 226 00:11:08,181 --> 00:11:09,993 Intellectually I know this isn't a big deal. 227 00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:11,604 I promise it's not. 228 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:15,696 Right, but millennia of masculine bullshit 229 00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:18,158 is in our DNA. Virility is like... 230 00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:19,738 the center of the male psyche. 231 00:11:19,802 --> 00:11:22,877 - Not war? - That's virility adjacent. 232 00:11:22,991 --> 00:11:24,926 - [laughs] - You know this isn't about you. Right? 233 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,920 Of course. 234 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:30,130 We'll have other chances. 235 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,491 [sighs] 236 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:48,699 - _ - [Mariachi music playing] 237 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:54,566 238 00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:59,609 In my day, M&Ms were either chocolate or peanut. 239 00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:03,498 now you got crispy, mint, pretzel. 240 00:12:03,668 --> 00:12:06,772 - All sorts of nonsense. - Our moral order's collapsing. 241 00:12:07,007 --> 00:12:08,583 You got that right. 242 00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:39,401 A week? Is that how little I mean to you? 243 00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,552 Impotence is not an emergency. 244 00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:43,621 - Don't say "impotence." - Erectile dysfunction? 245 00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:45,124 Okay, now you're just being cruel. 246 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,711 Is your self-worth really so defined 247 00:12:46,712 --> 00:12:48,798 - by your sexual prowess? - Yeah, it is. 248 00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:50,719 Absolutely. Why do you think men spend 249 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,172 $4 billion a year on Viagra and Cialis? 250 00:12:53,201 --> 00:12:54,969 Some men just enjoy having sex. 251 00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:57,649 I'm 36. I've had sex in every possible way 252 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,869 given my anatomical structure. 253 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,698 My sexual enjoyment is secondary to... 254 00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,930 well, tertiary to the pleasure of my partner 255 00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,826 and the inflation of my ego. 256 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,124 That is deeply narcissistic and somehow... 257 00:13:12,304 --> 00:13:14,396 - weirdly charming. - Hm. Thank you. 258 00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:16,144 Also, she had all these lights on. 259 00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:18,107 - It was the lighting's fault? - Well, yeah. 260 00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:20,305 I think so. Field conditions were a factor. 261 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,066 Also, um... 262 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,211 I may have over-gardened the hose area. 263 00:13:31,384 --> 00:13:33,220 [clears throat] 264 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:35,938 Have you told Valerie about our half-brother yet? 265 00:13:38,816 --> 00:13:41,571 So don't worry if it's rough, okay? 266 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,657 That's why we workshop it, yeah? 267 00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:47,081 Just make sure it stays under five minutes. 268 00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:48,769 I mean it. I'm gonna have a stop watch 269 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,806 and a whistle. Maybe even a track suit. 270 00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:52,677 Thanks, everyone. 271 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,270 Valerie, may we speak? 272 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,965 Huh? Oh, yeah. Of Course. 273 00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:05,251 Good luck. 274 00:14:09,753 --> 00:14:11,856 Is this class too much for you? 275 00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:14,011 Uh, no. 276 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,099 I-I mean, uh... 277 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:21,132 uh, wait, what do you mean? 278 00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:24,643 I just feel like something's... 279 00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:28,539 - Do you know what I mean? - I don't. 280 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,459 Maybe if you finished that sentence? 281 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,143 You don't seem invested. 282 00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:34,885 Or interested. Or sometimes even here. 283 00:14:34,886 --> 00:14:36,340 Rea... Okay. 284 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,103 I mean... 285 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:40,624 - 'cause I know I missed a class, but... - Ah. 286 00:14:40,815 --> 00:14:44,786 Yeah, see, not just a class, 287 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:49,540 but the journey that is class. 288 00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:51,501 - The journey? - The personal 289 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,996 - and emotional journey. - Okay. 290 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,261 That's what you're missing. My point is, 291 00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:59,827 maybe what would be best would be if you took off 292 00:14:59,894 --> 00:15:01,695 the next couple of weeks... 293 00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:04,820 and then we can feel out when you're ready 294 00:15:04,898 --> 00:15:07,000 to come back to class. 295 00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,039 Okay. Actually no, Joanna. 296 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,834 - I'm not gonna do that... - Hm. 297 00:15:11,835 --> 00:15:13,462 'Cause, um, we're not on a journey. 298 00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:15,720 This is a... This is a black box theater 299 00:15:15,819 --> 00:15:18,881 which I... for some reason, paid $400 to be in. 300 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,394 Okay, I'll pro-rate your refund. 301 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,035 Thanks. 302 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:27,699 JENNIFER: Maybe you drove her toward something 303 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,453 she wasn't ready for. 304 00:15:30,915 --> 00:15:32,697 She drove herself. 305 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:34,482 I just gave her a name. 306 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,095 - Why even do that? - I don't know. 307 00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:40,511 I don't know. 308 00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:42,507 I thought we could do it together. 309 00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:44,619 Like we did with Dad's ashes. 310 00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:46,061 But that's not what she wanted. 311 00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:47,922 She wanted to wait. 312 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,827 - Or do it alone. - Okay, well, I hate that. 313 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,833 That erosion of things. 314 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:55,193 The slow drifting apart. 315 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:56,819 I mean... 316 00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:58,970 sometimes it's quick, right? 317 00:15:58,971 --> 00:16:01,343 You break up, move away, say good-bye. 318 00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:03,400 But other times it happens... 319 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:06,915 so gradually you hardly even notice until finally... 320 00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:11,319 You know. I hate that. 321 00:16:11,645 --> 00:16:13,765 Is that what you think is happening? 322 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,783 She hangs out with Jack and I hang out with Judy. 323 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:20,012 - But you like Judy. - I like all people 324 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,386 who are smart and funny and attracted to me. 325 00:16:25,148 --> 00:16:27,519 But, yeah, I like Judy a lot. 326 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,268 Great. [clears throat] 327 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:31,958 Stop obsessing about Valerie. 328 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:35,389 Go have fun with a woman who is probably too good for you. 329 00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:39,008 One last question. 330 00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:41,213 [clears throat] 331 00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:42,764 Do you... 332 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:44,525 prescribe Viagra? 333 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,764 - Not to you. - [scoffs] Fine. 334 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:50,239 I mean, she doesn't even have the balls to say it. 335 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,942 Like, if you're gonna kick somebody out of 336 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:56,579 storytelling class, fucking say, 337 00:16:56,604 --> 00:16:58,356 "I'm kicking you outta storytelling class." 338 00:16:58,381 --> 00:17:00,398 Maybe she was encouraging you to 339 00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:03,362 - find the words yourself? - Oh, fuck off. 340 00:17:03,391 --> 00:17:05,520 [clears throat] 341 00:17:05,521 --> 00:17:07,844 I mean, why'd you take the class if you weren't gonna show up? 342 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:11,740 Because, um... Amateur Playwriting was all sold out. 343 00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,974 - Oh. - What about you? 344 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:15,991 Uh... [blows raspberries] 345 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:18,100 - I hate my day job. - Oh. 346 00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:21,635 How original. You and everybody else. 347 00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:25,499 Right, but I only care about me and I work in antiques, 348 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:31,695 and basically sit in a store, alone, full of old, dead stuff 349 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:35,700 from other people's lives and it's fucking boring. 350 00:17:37,877 --> 00:17:39,997 Have you ever had a happy ending? 351 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:42,912 Uh... 352 00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:05,264 [indistinct chatter] 353 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,358 [balloons popping] 354 00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:14,908 [gentle acoustic music] 355 00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:21,923 356 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,617 [applause] 357 00:18:41,211 --> 00:18:48,225 358 00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:09,977 359 00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:27,176 So... 360 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,187 you know, you didn't want him to switch or... 361 00:19:30,226 --> 00:19:33,273 No, I'm glad that he switched. I mean, I would've... Yeah. 362 00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:34,776 I would've asked a patient to switch. 363 00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:36,793 But you don't fuck your patients. 364 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:38,701 - Not that far gone. - Right. 365 00:19:38,702 --> 00:19:40,010 So it's different. 366 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:43,093 Of course you're insecure about it because he's your boyfriend. 367 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:45,297 Well, I'm... I'm not insecure, but... 368 00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:47,223 Oh, what? You're not thinking, 369 00:19:47,468 --> 00:19:49,471 "If he can't trust himself to get a massage, 370 00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:51,300 how can he handle Dubai?" 371 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:58,025 I just wish I could get into his head without getting all... 372 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,852 - therapist-y. - You can. 373 00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:03,061 Just ask him. 374 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,583 [doorbell rings] 375 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,056 - Hi. - Hey. 376 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,940 Wow, it's really dark in here. 377 00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,859 Yeah, I'm trying to conserve. 378 00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:47,213 Enron. Never forget. 379 00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:53,595 Could it be cancer? 380 00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:58,339 I think it's more of a... a side effect of cancer treatment. 381 00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:00,740 Huh. 382 00:21:00,949 --> 00:21:04,346 Okay, so, no cancer. 383 00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:06,583 That's good. 384 00:21:07,211 --> 00:21:09,550 When you wake up in the morning, is it... 385 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,817 Buoyant? 386 00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:17,809 There is a buoyancy. Yeah. 387 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,182 So it's not physical. 388 00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:23,817 [sighs deeply] That's worse. 389 00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:26,473 If it were physical, I'd have something to blame. 390 00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:30,688 The more you think about it, the worse it'll get. 391 00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:34,432 [sighs] 392 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,731 You're not gonna tell anyone at work about this, are you? 393 00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:40,859 [softly] I don't know. 394 00:21:41,989 --> 00:21:44,176 - Think of the memes. - [groans] 395 00:21:44,226 --> 00:21:45,526 Fuck. 396 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,083 [laughs] 397 00:21:53,805 --> 00:21:56,055 Don't be laughing at my neck pillow. 398 00:21:56,309 --> 00:21:58,079 Have you ever worn the neck pillow? 399 00:21:58,313 --> 00:22:00,685 'Cause once you've flows with, you don't fly without. 400 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,427 Should we not have slept together? 401 00:22:03,676 --> 00:22:05,195 Why would you say that? 402 00:22:05,688 --> 00:22:09,737 Uh, that day at the spa? 403 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,047 - What about it? - Um... 404 00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,100 Sorry, can you... 405 00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:17,184 - Okay. - Okay, if you hadn't switched 406 00:22:17,185 --> 00:22:18,869 and you'd gone with the woman, 407 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:21,327 what were you worried would happen? 408 00:22:21,412 --> 00:22:23,780 Jeez, can we talk about this when I get back? 409 00:22:23,781 --> 00:22:25,268 My car's gonna be here any minute. 410 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,245 Yeah, I mean, would you have gotten a hand job? 411 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,574 [chuckles] No, that's not... 412 00:22:29,835 --> 00:22:31,974 Hand jobs aren't like a thing... 413 00:22:32,298 --> 00:22:36,108 Okay, so what would've happened before us? 414 00:22:37,016 --> 00:22:39,013 Val, come on, you don't... 415 00:22:39,437 --> 00:22:43,437 You know, it's just... It's harder not to know. 416 00:22:45,777 --> 00:22:49,527 I would've gone with the woman and spent the session disarming her. 417 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:52,087 And after walking you to your car I would've probably 418 00:22:52,088 --> 00:22:53,924 gone back in and tried to book another appointment 419 00:22:53,925 --> 00:22:55,431 and not left until... 420 00:22:55,595 --> 00:22:57,498 she agreed to go out with me that night. 421 00:22:57,891 --> 00:23:01,169 And then after spending the weekend fucking each other at a hotel, 422 00:23:01,398 --> 00:23:03,317 I would've probably done it all over again 423 00:23:03,318 --> 00:23:04,651 with the front desk girl. 424 00:23:05,439 --> 00:23:07,325 I didn't want my mind going anywhere near there, 425 00:23:07,326 --> 00:23:09,509 - so I-I switched it. - Yeah, smart. 426 00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:11,824 - No, it... Shit. - [car beeping] 427 00:23:12,406 --> 00:23:14,115 My car's here. 428 00:23:14,747 --> 00:23:16,977 Have a great time in Dubai. 429 00:23:17,179 --> 00:23:19,271 Look, we are good. 430 00:23:19,285 --> 00:23:20,983 I just want you to know that this is kinda... 431 00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:23,705 - We're good. - Yeah, I know. 432 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,612 I'll text you when I get there. 433 00:23:29,561 --> 00:23:31,233 Yeah, that'd be great. 434 00:23:39,258 --> 00:23:42,723 - _ - [keyboard clacking] 435 00:23:47,532 --> 00:23:49,410 [sighs] 436 00:23:58,554 --> 00:24:00,099 Too late to order in? 437 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,847 I'm too far gone now. 438 00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:04,744 Maybe a backup pizza. 439 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,325 [phone ringing] 440 00:24:10,537 --> 00:24:11,818 You on your way? 441 00:24:11,872 --> 00:24:13,523 Clark's sitter just cancelled. 442 00:24:13,942 --> 00:24:17,465 Alex, I have eight pounds of chicken here. 443 00:24:17,466 --> 00:24:19,010 Yeah, well, Jack's hale and hearty. 444 00:24:19,011 --> 00:24:21,463 - [Rae growling] - Stop it. Stop. 445 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,601 - VALERIE: What are you doing? - Nothing. 446 00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:25,816 VALERIE: Okay, I mean, there's gotta be someone else. 447 00:24:25,841 --> 00:24:28,239 Don't they have an Uber for babysitters or something? 448 00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:30,617 It's last minute, Val, What's Judy gonna do? 449 00:24:30,618 --> 00:24:32,037 Bring him? 450 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,990 - Am I supposed to feed you? - I had a pupusa. 451 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,237 Okay, well, um... 452 00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:56,433 just try not to set yourself on fire while I'm here. 453 00:24:56,852 --> 00:24:58,422 Okay. 454 00:24:58,423 --> 00:24:59,635 Okay. 455 00:25:01,639 --> 00:25:03,265 You think she'll like this wine? 456 00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:05,311 [sighs] So long as it makes her tipsy. 457 00:25:05,312 --> 00:25:07,650 [chuckles] 458 00:25:07,651 --> 00:25:10,489 [doorbell rings] 459 00:25:11,867 --> 00:25:13,285 [overlapping greetings] 460 00:25:13,286 --> 00:25:14,561 - Come on in. - Here you go. 461 00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:16,041 - Oh, that's... necessary. - Yeah 462 00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:17,920 - Thank you. - Hey. Good to see you. 463 00:25:17,921 --> 00:25:19,506 - [overlapping greetings] - ALEX: Thanks for having us. 464 00:25:19,507 --> 00:25:21,176 I'm less sweaty this time. I promise. 465 00:25:21,177 --> 00:25:23,013 - Okay. Thank you. - And we're sitting 466 00:25:23,014 --> 00:25:25,769 at his table looking at this broken waffle maker 467 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:28,964 and there's 30 people staring at us passing around this video. 468 00:25:29,026 --> 00:25:31,071 - What? Wow. - [Judy laughs] 469 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,950 - I mean, how could I say no... - Yeah. I... I lost it. 470 00:25:32,951 --> 00:25:34,391 - to that? - I guess I didn't know 471 00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:36,874 - that you two worked together. - That's right. 472 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:40,608 So, did HR make you sign a little consent form thingy? 473 00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:43,053 - I am HR. - ALEX: Yeah. 474 00:25:43,138 --> 00:25:44,724 - I wasn't gonna tell. - No! 475 00:25:44,725 --> 00:25:46,769 - [Judy laughs] - That is highly controversial 476 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:48,336 and somewhat awesome, guys. 477 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,154 What about you two? How'd you reconnect? 478 00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:52,339 - Um. - VALERIE: Um... 479 00:25:52,364 --> 00:25:55,286 Actually Valerie called me. We went to lunch. 480 00:25:55,401 --> 00:25:57,165 A very awkward lunch, actually, now that I think about it. 481 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:58,918 I was pretty sure that I had blew it. 482 00:25:58,919 --> 00:26:00,769 And then I came by and killed a rat. 483 00:26:00,868 --> 00:26:02,619 Of course and, you know, the rest is history. 484 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,847 Was history... is history. However that term has... 485 00:26:04,848 --> 00:26:08,333 Aw, you killed a rat for her. That's so sweet. 486 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,484 Well, technically, the cat killed the rat. 487 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,436 Are we hungry? 488 00:27:03,506 --> 00:27:05,574 Do you know Fleetwood Mac? 489 00:27:06,471 --> 00:27:08,831 I saw Stevie Nicks at a Jamba Juice once. 490 00:27:09,406 --> 00:27:10,862 Come with me. 491 00:27:12,984 --> 00:27:14,321 Okay. 492 00:27:14,445 --> 00:27:15,822 [laughter] 493 00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:17,074 Thanks for offering Laura. 494 00:27:17,075 --> 00:27:20,056 Oh, she was nine once, too. 495 00:27:20,212 --> 00:27:23,671 Now she's a teenager with Emoji tattoos. 496 00:27:23,672 --> 00:27:27,345 [laughs] I know. Clark's principal sent an email 497 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,307 a few weeks ago saying that the kids are watching 498 00:27:29,308 --> 00:27:31,144 - porn at school. - That's bullshit. 499 00:27:31,145 --> 00:27:33,065 When I was a kid, I always had to wait up till midnight 500 00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:36,137 and hope HBO was showing a documentary about some... 501 00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:39,019 - woman orgasming in the woods. - [laughter] 502 00:27:39,078 --> 00:27:42,041 Now you can watch 24 year olds getting sodomized during recess. 503 00:27:42,042 --> 00:27:43,884 The video said they were 18. 504 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:46,592 No wonder why we're raising a generation of sex addicts. 505 00:27:46,682 --> 00:27:49,337 - Eh, not a thing. - What? 506 00:27:49,641 --> 00:27:51,141 Sex addiction? 507 00:27:51,185 --> 00:27:53,450 Yeah. It's a basic, human function. 508 00:27:53,899 --> 00:27:57,363 Um... um... I'm a therapist. It's real. 509 00:27:57,364 --> 00:27:58,658 JACK: You did a great job with this chicken. 510 00:27:58,659 --> 00:28:00,880 - Is there salt? Ah. - Mm-hmm. 511 00:28:00,997 --> 00:28:02,708 But how can you be addicted to your own biology? 512 00:28:02,869 --> 00:28:05,284 It's like saying you're addicted to eating. 513 00:28:05,756 --> 00:28:08,260 Well, there are eating disorders 514 00:28:08,261 --> 00:28:10,618 and sex addiction is an intimacy disorder. 515 00:28:10,701 --> 00:28:12,650 I just feel like there's a disorder for everything now. 516 00:28:12,729 --> 00:28:15,214 Not liking winter, for instance, is a disorder. 517 00:28:15,285 --> 00:28:17,403 Seasonal affective disorder. My cousin has it. 518 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,823 - It's that one. - I have it, too. 519 00:28:18,848 --> 00:28:19,969 It's the one where I get really sad 520 00:28:19,994 --> 00:28:21,660 if it's not 80 degrees and sunny outside? 521 00:28:21,685 --> 00:28:24,083 No, that's 'cause we're really spoiled. 522 00:28:24,084 --> 00:28:26,631 Why would someone ever say that they were a sex addict 523 00:28:26,632 --> 00:28:28,425 if they didn't have, you know, a disorder? 524 00:28:28,426 --> 00:28:30,429 - If they didn't need help? - I don't know. 525 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:32,141 Maybe they got caught. Needed an excuse. 526 00:28:32,142 --> 00:28:33,895 JUDY: Hm, are you speaking from experience? 527 00:28:33,896 --> 00:28:35,649 - I plead the 5th. - I'm grabbing some wine. 528 00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,537 - Everybody good? - Yeah. 529 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:39,909 - JUDY: Yes, thank you. - Yeah. 530 00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:44,618 "Don't Stop" is a good one. 531 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:46,719 Mom says it's about Bill Clinton. 532 00:28:49,468 --> 00:28:52,224 Also "Everywhere." That's a great one. 533 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,416 What's wrong? 534 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:01,277 Nothing. 535 00:29:01,576 --> 00:29:03,038 You're sad. 536 00:29:03,629 --> 00:29:05,169 Why are you sad? 537 00:29:07,797 --> 00:29:09,343 My friend moved away. 538 00:29:09,843 --> 00:29:11,899 Maybe you guys can Skype. 539 00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:14,783 She's not that kind of friend. 540 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,438 What kind of friend is she? 541 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:22,862 I'm not sure. 542 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,361 Do you love her? 543 00:29:36,646 --> 00:29:38,269 You pick a song. 544 00:29:38,441 --> 00:29:41,362 [laughter] 545 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,376 More wine? 546 00:29:46,566 --> 00:29:48,695 So Jack and I went to Fresno. 547 00:29:50,716 --> 00:29:52,384 - Oh, yeah? - I met Rich and his family. 548 00:29:52,385 --> 00:29:54,203 They're sweet. 549 00:29:54,766 --> 00:29:56,017 I'm sorry. Who's Rich? 550 00:29:56,058 --> 00:29:57,528 VALERIE: He's my half-brother. 551 00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,234 Yeah, they're really nice. Just really... warm. 552 00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:03,408 Very down to earth. Grounded. 553 00:30:03,575 --> 00:30:05,411 Lovely. We spent the whole weekend. 554 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,918 - Sounds great. - And he's a butcher 555 00:30:08,969 --> 00:30:11,841 which I don't know why I find that so endearing, 556 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:17,249 but, um, I do and Jack and Rich got along great. 557 00:30:17,394 --> 00:30:20,315 - Right? You liked him? - Yeah, he's nice enough. 558 00:30:20,337 --> 00:30:22,420 - Yeah. - Happy that worked out. 559 00:30:22,491 --> 00:30:25,075 Well, I hope you can meet him 'cause I invited him to L. A., 560 00:30:25,076 --> 00:30:26,538 so maybe you will. 561 00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:30,295 Great. 562 00:30:32,048 --> 00:30:33,789 Who wants dessert? 563 00:30:36,595 --> 00:30:39,354 Uh... I think we're gonna head out. Hit the road. 564 00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:40,439 - JACK: Yeah? - No dessert for us, 565 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,889 but dinner was great. 566 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:43,988 - Thank you. - JACK: Great seeing you, bud. 567 00:30:43,989 --> 00:30:45,950 - It was a really lovely dinner. - Thanks for coming. 568 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,537 - JUDY: No. Thanks again. - Yeah. 569 00:30:47,538 --> 00:30:48,904 - Nice to see you again. - Good seeing you. 570 00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:49,991 - JUDY: Take care. Good-night. - JACK: Bye, guys. 571 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:52,036 VALERIE: Thank you for coming. 572 00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:00,564 [Jack sighs] 573 00:31:01,691 --> 00:31:04,330 I don't know... I don't know what my fucking problem is. 574 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:08,245 Hey, listen, you just euthanized your dad... 575 00:31:09,247 --> 00:31:11,250 And then found out that he wasn't your dad, 576 00:31:11,382 --> 00:31:14,609 your brother's crazy, your daughter's... 17, 577 00:31:14,977 --> 00:31:17,483 you can't cook... sorry. [laughs] 578 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,895 And, yeah, your boyfriend's a sex addict 579 00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:23,358 which apparently isn't a... a real thing. 580 00:31:23,595 --> 00:31:26,492 So I think under the circumstances you're doing all right. 581 00:31:33,129 --> 00:31:35,842 ["Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac] 582 00:31:35,843 --> 00:31:37,721 - You don't like my chicken? - [laughs] No. 583 00:31:37,722 --> 00:31:39,784 [both laughing] 584 00:31:39,884 --> 00:31:42,481 LAURA: I took my love, I took it down 585 00:31:42,565 --> 00:31:45,737 586 00:31:45,783 --> 00:31:49,271 Climbed a mountain and I turned around 587 00:31:50,257 --> 00:31:53,349 And I saw my reflection 588 00:31:53,419 --> 00:31:56,545 In the snow covered hills 589 00:31:56,593 --> 00:32:00,393 Till the landslide brought it down 590 00:32:00,475 --> 00:32:02,186 [both panting] 591 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:07,530 Well, I've been afraid of changin' 592 00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:12,999 'Cause I built my life around you 593 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,320 594 00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:17,424 Well, time makes you bolder 595 00:32:17,481 --> 00:32:20,848 Even children get older 596 00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:26,073 And I'm getting older, too 597 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:29,367 Oh, mirror in the sky 598 00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:30,701 What is love? 599 00:32:30,702 --> 00:32:32,393 600 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,398 Can the child within my heart rise above? 601 00:32:36,463 --> 00:32:38,314 602 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:44,204 Can I sail through the changin' ocean tides? 603 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:47,652 Can I handle the seasons 604 00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:53,619 Of my life? 605 00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:57,964 606 00:32:57,996 --> 00:33:00,311 Mm mm 607 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:07,358 608 00:33:07,382 --> 00:33:12,382 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 609 00:33:12,432 --> 00:33:16,982 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44189

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