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ALEX: Previously on "Casual"...
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I'm here. Are you okay?
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What?
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How dare you text me from her phone.
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Should I just watch while
you let your crazy ex-girlfriend
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set up shop in your living room?
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You're supposed to help me get her out.
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I can't help you. Not anymore.
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I like getting off too,
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but I like the other part more.
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You know, when you get someone
and they get you.
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You just got sub-grammed.
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Have you talked to her
since the hospital?
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LAURA: What's there to talk about?
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I think I need to step back from this.
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I'm going to discontinue our sessions.
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I'm out the next couple weeks,
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but I'll give you a call
when I get back.
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[groans] You're so obvious
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and you're so afraid of anything real
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that you'd rather blow yourself up
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than let anyone else in.
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Oh, and you have
creepy fucking eyebrows.
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So we drop our clubs
an... and rush over,
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uh, the pilot looks all right,
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but, uh, the plane's leaking fuel,
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so we undo his straps, pull him out.
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He's dazed, obviously,
but, um, he's talking,
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and his voice,
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I recognize it.
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Finally, I realize...
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it's Harrison Ford. [laughter]
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[gentle piano music playing]
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Cheers, mate.
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Makes me think of "Ferris Bueller."
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I've, uh... I've never seen it.
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You've never seen "Ferris Bueller"?
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Nope.
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- Are you Amish?
- British.
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I always get those two confused.
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You know, um, Seurat was,
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- um, 26 when he painted this.
- So young.
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I was 31 when I sold a jingle
for an energy drink commercial.
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Oh, look at you.
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Mm.
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I'm Leon.
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Oh, um, Leona.
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- [both laugh]
- Really?
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I'm... I'm Claire.
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I just... I thought that would be funny.
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- [cell phone buzzing]
- Oh, excuse me.
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Uh, you need to take that?
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No.
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[soft piano music]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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[solemn instrumental music]
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[device beeps]
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[pensive instrumental music]
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[solemn instrumental music]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Oh, thank God. What do you see?
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Huh? Anything creepy?
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Above the eyes, maybe?
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Come on, be honest.
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Do you know what
the most recognizable part
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of the human face is?
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It's the brows, Leon.
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The brows.
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Look at these things.
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I'm like... the Joker.
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And not a cool Joker either.
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Like, old school, Cesar Romero Joker.
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Do you want a cup of coffee, by the way?
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You know how much money people
spent on eyebrows last year?
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$122 million. There's a whole industry
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built around it.
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Extensions, tattoos, gels,
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there's even something called
a brow bar.
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Come for a drink, stay for a wax.
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Oh, morning, Val. Look who's here.
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You guys, uh, want some breakfast?
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I could whip us up some waffles.
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- Hi, Leon.
- ALEX: Whip you up some pancakes?
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Hi.
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[exhales] Okay, seriously, man.
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Scale of one to ten, how bad are they?
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Seven, eight, right?
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Fuck.
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Eight?
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You need professional help.
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[soft music]
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[sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Did she say anything to you?
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Nope.
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Just up and gone.
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Yeah, maybe it was too intense for her.
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Yeah.
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This one.
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Mm, gosh,
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I wish it could be somewhere cool.
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- Like where?
- Like Staples Center.
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Buried in a monument to office supplies.
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Nice.
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And this is where your parents want you?
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Yeah, I don't know,
it's easier this way.
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Easier than what?
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Dealing with my mom.
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Yesterday I caught her crying
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'cause she realized
that my suit's too small.
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Yeah. I mean, what you gonna do?
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Take me shopping for a new funeral suit?
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Do you even want to be buried in a suit?
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I don't know. I always figured that
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funerals are black-tie.
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It's your party.
You should have what you want.
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Wouldn't mind a dope casket.
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[elevator bell dings]
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Hi there.
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[clears throat]
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See that car crash on Wilshire?
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Gruesome.
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Think I saw a severed hand
in the median,
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but light turned green,
so guess we'll never know.
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Excuse me,
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this is my usual time.
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- Yeah.
- So normally there's no one
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in here but me. Just...
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Right, totally.
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I really appreciate your flexibility.
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[exhales sharply]
No, you don't understand.
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This is my slot every week at this time.
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Jennifer promised me
that when I arrived...
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- [door opens]
- I would be alone.
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Hang on just a second. Hi.
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Steven, why don't you head on in.
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- You promised me.
- I know.
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I'll be right there.
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[quietly] What?
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Nothing, just wanted to talk.
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You can talk to "Rain Man" first.
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I'm... I'm totally fine with that.
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[Des'ree's "You Gotta Be" playing]
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DES'REE:
Listen as your day unfolds
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Challenge what the future holds
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Try and keep your head up to the sky
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Lovers, they may cause you tears
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Go ahead release your fears
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Stand up and be counted
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Don't be ashamed to cry
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You gotta be
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[door closes]
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Did we stop for pastries?
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Like you're one to talk.
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No, you don't just take a ticket
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and wait to be called on.
This is my office.
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This isn't a deli.
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I was here last week.
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As an acquaintance. Not as my patient.
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Why can't I be your patient?
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Because I have professional boundaries.
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Please?
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Please,
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I'm having a bit of a moment here.
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[playful music]
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[sighs] My friend Barry,
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very good.
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Tell him I referred you.
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Call him first.
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- Hmm.
- Yeah.
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Kinda generic for a house of death.
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Yeah, it's like a suite
at the DoubleTree.
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A bit drab, yes, but inoffensive.
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Keeps the emphasis on the service.
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- Hmm.
- Can I help you?
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We'd like to procure
one high-quality casket
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for my dying friend here.
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Have you considered any of the
other detail involved in this?
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You mean like what I'm gonna wear?
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Who will officiate,
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uh, pallbearers, flowers, music.
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Oh, music, that's important.
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Oh, what about the...
that Wiz Khalifa song
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- from "Fast and Furious"?
- No.
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- You don't like that song?
- I think you can do better.
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We're still working on music.
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Are you sure your parents don't want
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to be involved in this?
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Uh, let's stick with caskets.
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Well, there are some options.
Obviously, there's, uh...
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there's price, uh, material, color...
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- Got any I can test-ride?
- Test-ride?
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Yeah, you know, like, lie down in?
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He's gonna be in there a long time.
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Gotta make sure it's a good fit.
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We don't maintain the caskets here.
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We order them from a warehouse.
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Where's the warehouse?
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[cell phone buzzes]
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- [sighs]
- [cell phone buzzing]
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[sighs]
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[cell phone buzzes]
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You know, there's this hot new setting.
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It's called "Do not disturb."
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It makes it so that your phone
doesn't buzz every ten seconds.
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Also, it's great for battery life.
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- I will look into it.
- Oh, do that.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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[cell phone buzzes]
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Mae-Yi's at the doctor.
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Drew, I said we could reschedule.
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No, it's fine. It's fertility stuff.
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Ugh.
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Sorry.
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How's operation baby-quest, hmm?
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Did you find everything
your previous life was missing?
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It's not so easy.
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Sex with a woman half your age
rarely is.
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I feel like a factory worker.
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[laughs]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Oh, my God.
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Drew, answer your phone.
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[exhales deeply]
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Hey.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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So do it then.
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I said "do it."
What do you want me to say?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Trouble in paradise
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Don't.
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The honeymoon is over
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Stop it.
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Young love's hit a rocky road
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Fucking quit it.
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Drew. What's the matter?
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Can't you just be happy
that I'm miserable?
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[soft music]
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[slurps]
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[exhales]
[clears throat]
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You looking at my eyebrows?
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Why would you say that?
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- Seems like you are.
- I'm looking at your eyes,
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and they're just below you eyebrows.
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They're close to one another.
Eyes and eyebrows,
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so... you can see why
I might think that.
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Is that why we're here?
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About your brows?
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Of course not.
No, I got in a fight... fights.
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- Things were said.
- Like what?
276
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,793
Usual stuff. You did this, you did that.
277
00:13:57,794 --> 00:13:59,295
You have creepy eyebrows.
278
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,005
So the fight was about eyebrows.
279
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,215
- No.
- What then?
280
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:04,341
Uh... [exhales sharply]
281
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,053
With my sister or my ex?
282
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,138
- Why don't you pick one.
- Well, with my sister,
283
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,057
it was... I, um... you know,
284
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,850
normal sibling stuff,
and with my ex, it was...
285
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,769
I mean, that's just
a cruel thing to say,
286
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,353
"You have creepy eyebrows."
287
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:19,398
[slurps]
288
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:20,900
[swallows and exhales]
289
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,651
Do you think this focus on your eyebrows
290
00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:26,155
is distracting you
from something bigger?
291
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,866
Like what?
292
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,368
Why don't you try and talk it out?
293
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:32,787
[slurps]
294
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,914
- You know what's distracting?
- Mm?
295
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,165
You slurping on that tea
296
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,919
like a goddamn camel at an oasis.
297
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,969
Personally, I prefer a solid wood.
298
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,471
But that's me.
299
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,515
I like a nice walnut.
300
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,851
Buried my mother in a walnut.
301
00:14:55,852 --> 00:14:57,353
Some people like steel.
302
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,355
Steel's okay too. It's very modern.
303
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,565
Uh, is it okay if we just look around.
304
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:05,112
Sure, yeah, yeah. Take your time.
305
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,240
This one's not bad.
306
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,658
Classy.
307
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,743
Nah, lining feels a little cheap.
308
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:15,037
Mm.
309
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:17,998
Ooh, I like that glossy black one.
310
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:21,794
- There's velvet inside too.
- Of course.
311
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,922
- What?
- You would pick the goth one.
312
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,466
- I'm not goth.
- Mm, you are a little bit.
313
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,969
Fuck you, am not.
I don't even own any black.
314
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,097
A little Wednesday Addams-ish.
315
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,433
This one's not bad.
316
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:40,980
[lilting music]
317
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,274
How's it feel?
318
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,693
Why don't you come see?
319
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:53,367
320
00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:56,287
Well, that was excruciating.
321
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,038
Aw, come on. It was fun.
322
00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,415
Are you okay?
323
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,294
No, but at least our taxes are done.
324
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,670
- Oh, my God.
- What?
325
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:05,754
VALERIE: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
326
00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:07,006
- What?
- Oh, my God.
327
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,340
It's Anthony.
328
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,717
- Who?
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
329
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,135
- Why?
- Go... just 'cause you make
330
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,179
an effective human shield. Go.
331
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:21,104
332
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,524
[door opens]
333
00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:28,027
I should have just
given the $200 to a parrot.
334
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,029
335
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,448
[sighs]
336
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,450
Does anyone ever tell you "no"?
337
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,160
Yeah, all the time.
338
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,579
- Do you listen?
- Look, I get it.
339
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,497
You can't see me.
It's a conflict of interest.
340
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:43,250
Fine.
341
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:45,878
Will you please just talk to me
for one hour
342
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,005
as a friend?
343
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,926
Okay, fine.
344
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,928
One hour, but we do it out here.
345
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,847
Not in there.
346
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,270
[indistinct chatter]
347
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,148
- DREW: Val?
- What?
348
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,816
Why are we stalking your patient?
349
00:17:07,817 --> 00:17:09,485
Ex-patient.
350
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,612
He left me for that psychopath.
351
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,740
Great, now he's her problem.
Can I go now?
352
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:18,369
No, I just... I just have to know.
353
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,662
What do you have to know?
354
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,247
Why he left me for her.
355
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,539
Were you fucking him?
356
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,376
- Of course not.
- There you go.
357
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,878
Best therapy in the world
won't trump good sex.
358
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:30,589
That's stupid.
359
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:34,426
No matter how good the sex is,
eventually it becomes pat.
360
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:37,471
Repetition breeds predictability.
361
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,847
Remember?
362
00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:41,725
That's not what happened to us.
363
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,477
MAN: Would you like to start off
with something to drink?
364
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:45,271
Yes, please. Black coffee for me,
365
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,732
and a cafe latte 2%, flat foam
for her, please.
366
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,735
[playful music]
367
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:53,779
Oh, stop it.
368
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,781
Ha-ha.
369
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,074
370
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,534
What do you think?
371
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,327
Mm, comfy enough.
372
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,288
Could use a massager.
373
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,998
One of those Brookstone recliners?
374
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,749
Yeah, in case you get buried alive.
375
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,002
- [both chuckle]
- That would literally be
376
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,336
the most useless thing I could think of
377
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:10,713
in that situation.
378
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,381
What about a can opener?
379
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,842
At least you can try
and bust out with a can opener.
380
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,344
Mm, I'd rather have a massager.
381
00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:20,347
- Mm.
- [chuckles]
382
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:23,100
Oh, here.
383
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,227
Smile.
384
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:27,271
[camera clicks]
385
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,897
[chuckles]
386
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:32,484
Oh, shit, you know what'd be funny?
387
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:35,154
If you were my social media steward.
388
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,197
- Your what?
- Yeah, think about it.
389
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:40,200
Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter,
you can manage 'em for me.
390
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,620
Oh, my God, how funny would that be?
391
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,623
- I guess.
- Like, six months after I die,
392
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,833
you post a picture of me
coming out of a coffin like,
393
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,460
"Guess who's back, bitches?"
394
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,170
And geotag everything from the cemetery,
395
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,047
that way it feels authentic.
396
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,800
We should make some Vines in this thing.
397
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,511
Where you going?
398
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:00,763
Hey.
399
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,598
Hey, come on.
400
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,060
I'm not gonna be some stupid
social media manager.
401
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,021
- Steward.
- Whatever.
402
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,564
I'm just messing around.
403
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:11,982
Well, it's not funny.
404
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,443
Seriously? All you do is crack jokes.
405
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,694
I mean, this whole day was your idea.
406
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,029
Look, I know.
407
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,449
Then why are you all pissed at me?
408
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,370
Because I don't want you to die.
409
00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:39,885
[soft music]
410
00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:47,811
411
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,984
[inhales deeply]
412
00:19:57,987 --> 00:19:59,571
How did it come up?
413
00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:00,906
[exhales sharply]
414
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,366
I just kind of blurted it out
415
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,451
when she was yelling at me.
416
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:07,204
Had you talked about Emmy before?
417
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,706
No, I didn't see the point.
418
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,210
I mean, you can't unsink the Titanic.
419
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,089
Did it feel good
to get that off your chest?
420
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:21,176
Yeah, sure. I said what I needed to say,
421
00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:24,763
and I feel fine now,
but it's only made things worse.
422
00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:26,098
How do you mean?
423
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,851
She's still mad at me.
424
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,020
I think she's even madder than before.
425
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:34,565
Or she's mad at herself.
426
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,818
She thinks I've been
sabotaging her for 30 years.
427
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,819
Have you?
428
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,822
No.
429
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,576
I mean, even if I had,
30 years ago, I was five.
430
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,328
Can't blame a five-year-old
for anything.
431
00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:50,831
Most people I talk to have
a very different relationship
432
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,666
with their siblings.
433
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,293
In what way?
434
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,045
Their lives are less intertwined.
435
00:20:57,046 --> 00:21:00,048
Well, we share a history
of parental neglect.
436
00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:02,427
That doesn't mean you have
to do everything together.
437
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,222
It's just how we are.
438
00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,225
Maybe that's why she's so angry.
439
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,562
I think it might be worth exploring
440
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,731
what brought you guys so close together.
441
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,775
Feels to me like her anger
442
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,319
and yours
443
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,113
may be a little misplaced.
444
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,564
- You think we became familiar?
- I don't know.
445
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,341
I think after 17 years,
it was inevitable.
446
00:21:33,435 --> 00:21:34,977
And that didn't bother you?
447
00:21:34,978 --> 00:21:37,563
Not enough to cheat.
448
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,565
Not that I didn't think about it.
449
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,400
I just... I don't know.
450
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,403
Just never listened to
the little voice inside my head.
451
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,573
Do you wish you had?
452
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,909
I wish you hadn't.
453
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,204
How many people have you been with
454
00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:57,124
since we ended?
455
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,626
Uh, a handful.
456
00:21:59,627 --> 00:22:01,211
Anything stick?
457
00:22:01,212 --> 00:22:03,464
No.
458
00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:06,884
Good sex, at least?
459
00:22:06,885 --> 00:22:09,344
The intimacy was fleeting.
460
00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:12,264
Ah.
461
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:13,640
How's Mae-Yi?
462
00:22:13,641 --> 00:22:15,142
In bed?
463
00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:16,769
Yeah, sure.
464
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,228
She's fine.
465
00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:20,147
Familiar?
466
00:22:20,148 --> 00:22:22,983
- It was better at first.
- When it was illicit.
467
00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:26,487
- See, that's the paradox, right?
- Mm-hmm.
468
00:22:26,488 --> 00:22:30,282
You get the intimate,
you lose the illicit.
469
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,493
And the illicit can't sustain by itself.
470
00:22:32,494 --> 00:22:35,370
Seems we're destined to be unsatisfied.
471
00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:37,039
Unless...
472
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,334
you find a way to cheat intimately.
473
00:22:40,335 --> 00:22:43,962
Have illicit sex
with someone who knows you.
474
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,507
If only.
475
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:51,178
[lilting music]
476
00:22:51,179 --> 00:22:52,596
VALERIE: Oh. [chuckles softly]
477
00:22:52,597 --> 00:22:56,558
Shit, didn't even see 'em leave.
478
00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:58,936
- DREW: I'll get the check.
- Okay.
479
00:22:58,937 --> 00:23:06,861
480
00:23:16,079 --> 00:23:17,997
Mm.
481
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:21,291
All right,
482
00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:23,127
see you at the signing.
483
00:23:23,128 --> 00:23:25,337
Actually, I think
we're supposed to mail 'em in.
484
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,547
They mail settlement papers?
485
00:23:26,548 --> 00:23:28,006
- Yeah.
- Really?
486
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,424
I think we're supposed to sign 'em
487
00:23:29,425 --> 00:23:31,260
and send 'em and then it's finished.
488
00:23:31,261 --> 00:23:33,011
Officially divorced.
489
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,139
By court decree.
490
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:38,433
[clicks tongue] Well...
491
00:23:38,434 --> 00:23:40,853
I guess I will
see you around then, I guess.
492
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,396
I imagine so.
493
00:23:42,397 --> 00:23:45,899
I mean, we do have a child together.
494
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,276
How is our child?
495
00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:50,071
She is the best.
496
00:24:04,419 --> 00:24:07,004
- Are you going this way too?
- Yeah.
497
00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:10,132
No, I'm just messing with you. [laughs]
498
00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:11,885
What?
499
00:24:39,787 --> 00:24:41,246
Hey, man,
500
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,041
spare a little change?
501
00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,423
Oh, thank you, brother. I appreciate it.
502
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,177
- Yep.
- It's all your fault, you know.
503
00:24:55,178 --> 00:24:56,261
Excuse me?
504
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,389
I said, "It's all your fault."
505
00:24:59,641 --> 00:25:01,600
You're the problem.
506
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:04,603
But we all end up
in the same place in the end.
507
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:05,771
Right, brother?
508
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,732
[laughs]
509
00:25:08,733 --> 00:25:10,234
Oh, yeah.
510
00:25:10,235 --> 00:25:12,402
Lord, have mercy.
511
00:25:12,403 --> 00:25:15,010
[Harry Nilsson's "I'd Rather Be Dead"]
512
00:25:15,011 --> 00:25:17,865
HARRY:
I'd rather be dead
513
00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:19,366
514
00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,493
I'd rather be dead
515
00:25:21,494 --> 00:25:23,412
516
00:25:23,413 --> 00:25:25,623
I'd rather be dead
517
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,082
518
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:29,376
Than wet my bed
519
00:25:29,377 --> 00:25:31,420
520
00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:33,255
I'd rather be dead
521
00:25:33,256 --> 00:25:35,424
522
00:25:35,425 --> 00:25:38,302
-
I'd rather be dead - [sighs]
523
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:39,762
524
00:25:39,763 --> 00:25:41,639
HARRY:
I said dead
525
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,848
526
00:25:42,849 --> 00:25:45,476
Than wet my bed
527
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:46,852
528
00:25:46,853 --> 00:25:50,773
Oh, I'd rather be gone
529
00:25:50,774 --> 00:25:54,735
ALL:
Than carry on
530
00:25:54,736 --> 00:25:58,530
I'd rather go away
531
00:25:58,531 --> 00:26:02,409
Than feel this way
532
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:04,703
HARRY:
Oh, I'd rather be there
533
00:26:04,704 --> 00:26:06,372
534
00:26:06,373 --> 00:26:08,707
Where you haven't got a care
535
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,501
536
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,503
And you're better off dead
537
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,254
538
00:26:14,255 --> 00:26:16,465
Though it doesn't seem fair
539
00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:18,133
540
00:26:18,134 --> 00:26:20,260
- Yeah.
- ALL:
Oh, I'd rather be dead
541
00:26:20,261 --> 00:26:22,179
HARRY:
Oh, I'd rather be dead
542
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,640
ALL:
I'd rather be dead
543
00:26:24,641 --> 00:26:30,020
- HARRY:
I'd rather be dead - ALL:
I'd rather be dead
544
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:33,607
[together]
Than wet my bed
545
00:26:33,608 --> 00:26:37,695
ALL:
I'd rather be dead
546
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:41,615
I'd rather be dead
547
00:26:41,616 --> 00:26:45,494
I'd rather be dead HARRY:
I said dead-e-e-ed
548
00:26:45,495 --> 00:26:49,206
[together]
Than wet my bed
549
00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:53,377
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I'd rather keep my health - HARRY:
I'll keep my health
550
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:55,546
[together]
And dress myself
551
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,339
HARRY:
And dress myself
552
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,133
[together]
But you're better off dead
553
00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:01,135
HARRY:
But you're better off dead
554
00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:04,930
[together]
Than sitting on a shelf
555
00:27:04,931 --> 00:27:08,976
MEN:
I'll tie my tie
556
00:27:08,977 --> 00:27:12,646
Till the day I die
557
00:27:12,647 --> 00:27:16,567
But if I have to be fed
558
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:20,487
Than I'd rather be dead
559
00:27:20,488 --> 00:27:22,578
[together]
And when he takes my hand
560
00:27:22,602 --> 00:27:27,602
561
00:27:27,652 --> 00:27:32,202
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