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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,606 --> 00:00:03,236 VALERIE: Previously on "Casual"... 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,315 Alex, you're good at this stuff. 3 00:00:05,316 --> 00:00:06,835 How do I make her my friend? 4 00:00:06,836 --> 00:00:08,955 Standard dating rules apply. 5 00:00:08,956 --> 00:00:10,355 I'm over in the corner with a bunch of my friends, 6 00:00:10,356 --> 00:00:12,235 - if you want to join us. - Are you sure? 7 00:00:12,236 --> 00:00:13,795 Absolutely. Come over and have a drink. 8 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,115 We're doing a potluck this weekend 9 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,755 to kick off the semester. 10 00:00:16,756 --> 00:00:18,875 I think you should come by and meet the others. 11 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:22,755 Look, you don't have to front. We just want to get to know you. 12 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,355 - What are our options? - There are no options. 13 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:26,235 We take this money or fold. 14 00:00:26,236 --> 00:00:28,115 ALEX: You want me to match people who are incompatible? 15 00:00:28,116 --> 00:00:29,435 Sell them a lie? 16 00:00:29,436 --> 00:00:30,915 Give them the fun of dating 17 00:00:30,916 --> 00:00:32,595 without the pressure of finding a happiness 18 00:00:32,596 --> 00:00:35,356 that may not even exist. 19 00:00:36,668 --> 00:00:40,184 _ 20 00:00:40,476 --> 00:00:41,675 [phone chimes] 21 00:00:41,676 --> 00:00:42,676 [sighs] 22 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:48,875 [upbeat music] 23 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:53,515 24 00:00:53,516 --> 00:00:55,435 - Morning. - Sure is. 25 00:00:55,436 --> 00:00:57,875 Sir? 26 00:00:57,876 --> 00:00:59,395 MAN: Sir? 27 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:07,356 28 00:01:15,436 --> 00:01:23,356 29 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,115 - Hi, there. - ID, please. 30 00:01:27,116 --> 00:01:29,275 Why, you got a bar back there? 31 00:01:29,276 --> 00:01:35,195 32 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,035 Who are you here to see? 33 00:01:37,036 --> 00:01:38,515 I work here. 34 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,195 Yeah, so do I. 35 00:01:40,196 --> 00:01:43,475 Snooger. 36 00:01:43,476 --> 00:01:47,355 JME Capital. 37 00:01:47,356 --> 00:01:49,035 MAN: Nothing in the system. 38 00:01:49,036 --> 00:01:51,476 You'll have to sign the sheet. 39 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:57,115 Power of the pen, huh? 40 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:59,675 Don't forget to validate. 41 00:01:59,676 --> 00:02:03,314 42 00:02:03,339 --> 00:02:05,891 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 43 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:07,515 [elevator dings] 44 00:02:07,516 --> 00:02:09,155 I'll speak with Damon about the server problems 45 00:02:09,156 --> 00:02:10,995 and it should be cleared up by the weekend. 46 00:02:10,996 --> 00:02:13,195 - Okay? - Sorry. 47 00:02:13,196 --> 00:02:14,475 Sorry. 48 00:02:14,476 --> 00:02:17,075 Oh, boy, you give a guy a nightstick, 49 00:02:17,076 --> 00:02:19,275 suddenly, he's Captain fucking America. 50 00:02:19,276 --> 00:02:20,675 Really makes you wonder why 51 00:02:20,676 --> 00:02:22,595 we're militarizing police, right? 52 00:02:22,596 --> 00:02:25,116 Okay. Whew. 53 00:02:27,036 --> 00:02:28,315 Okay, then. 54 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,835 Uh, anything else? 55 00:02:30,836 --> 00:02:31,836 Cool. 56 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:32,875 We will regroup on Monday 57 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:33,955 before the marketing meeting. 58 00:02:33,956 --> 00:02:35,675 Wait, we're done? 59 00:02:35,676 --> 00:02:37,355 Yeah. 60 00:02:37,356 --> 00:02:39,235 Is there anything I need to know? 61 00:02:39,236 --> 00:02:40,795 JORDAN: You're good. 62 00:02:40,796 --> 00:02:42,555 I'll have my office send you the minutes. 63 00:02:42,556 --> 00:02:44,395 Hey, if you're still doing drinks later, text me, yeah? 64 00:02:44,396 --> 00:02:46,955 Done. 65 00:02:46,956 --> 00:02:50,275 Oh... oh, you guys going out later? 66 00:02:50,276 --> 00:02:52,315 - Uh, that's the plan. - Oh. 67 00:02:52,316 --> 00:02:56,395 'Cause, um, I have a better plan. 68 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:59,035 I picked up some stuff for the grill earlier... 69 00:02:59,036 --> 00:03:02,395 brisket, ribs, Cornish game hens... 70 00:03:02,396 --> 00:03:04,515 why don't I cook you up a proper feast? 71 00:03:04,516 --> 00:03:06,115 You don't have to do that. 72 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:07,955 No, we should get to know each other. 73 00:03:07,956 --> 00:03:10,315 And you don't know me till you've had my barbeque. 74 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,755 Right, Paul? 75 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:14,715 Yeah. 76 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,755 You said ribs? 77 00:03:16,756 --> 00:03:18,715 Yeah, and game hens. 78 00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:19,835 Oh, my God, you should have seen me. 79 00:03:19,836 --> 00:03:21,355 I was a huge pothead. 80 00:03:21,356 --> 00:03:23,115 See, pot always made me so paranoid. 81 00:03:23,116 --> 00:03:24,315 - Really? - Yeah. 82 00:03:24,316 --> 00:03:26,395 Not me. God, I smoked every day. 83 00:03:26,396 --> 00:03:28,275 Even into grad school, it was crazy. 84 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:31,515 Then I discovered TM and it was just... 85 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:33,115 VALERIE: I tried that too 86 00:03:33,116 --> 00:03:36,835 and all I got was... existential angst. 87 00:03:36,836 --> 00:03:38,515 - [laughs] Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know. 88 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:39,915 What do you do to relax? 89 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:41,035 I drink wine. 90 00:03:41,036 --> 00:03:42,915 I drink lots and lots of wine. 91 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,955 One day, I'm gonna put a barrel next to my bed 92 00:03:44,956 --> 00:03:47,035 and just run a line straight into my mouth 93 00:03:47,036 --> 00:03:48,675 like a straw, 94 00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:52,075 and I'm just gonna suck on that until I pass out. 95 00:03:52,076 --> 00:03:53,235 [laughter] 96 00:03:53,236 --> 00:03:55,476 That's beautiful. [laughs] 97 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,115 You should come to my game night. 98 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,395 We have so much wine. 99 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:02,755 So much wine! 100 00:04:02,756 --> 00:04:04,355 - And great people. - People? 101 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:06,555 - People! - Well, in that case... 102 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:08,035 Yeah? 103 00:04:08,036 --> 00:04:09,515 I don't know why I didn't think of it. 104 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:12,155 I mean, honestly, you're a perfect fit. 105 00:04:12,156 --> 00:04:14,675 And I think you would like Harry, 106 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:15,795 who's great. 107 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,315 - He loves game night. - Huh. 108 00:04:17,316 --> 00:04:18,675 But not in, like, that creepy infantile way 109 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,035 that some guys like game night. 110 00:04:20,036 --> 00:04:21,995 Like, he genuinely really likes game night. 111 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,115 He's a good guy. 112 00:04:24,116 --> 00:04:25,795 Harry, huh? 113 00:04:25,796 --> 00:04:29,315 He doesn't have one personality disorder. 114 00:04:29,316 --> 00:04:30,515 Wow. 115 00:04:30,516 --> 00:04:32,035 You can't say no to that. 116 00:04:32,036 --> 00:04:33,235 Yeah, I guess I can't. 117 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:35,795 You're in, right? 118 00:04:35,796 --> 00:04:39,915 Before we get into today's discussion of "Eating Animals" 119 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:44,315 I would like to point out a potential trigger warning. 120 00:04:44,316 --> 00:04:47,795 This book's depiction of factory farming can be violent, 121 00:04:47,796 --> 00:04:50,155 and at times, unsettling. 122 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:53,595 If anyone believes that they might be uncomfortable 123 00:04:53,596 --> 00:04:56,995 with a discussion of the killing of animals, 124 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:59,315 they're welcome to step out. 125 00:04:59,316 --> 00:05:01,555 So if we're uncomfortable, we don't have to talk about it? 126 00:05:01,556 --> 00:05:03,155 Mm-hmm. 127 00:05:03,156 --> 00:05:05,835 It's important that this room stay a safe space. 128 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:08,435 And talking about a factual occurrence makes it unsafe? 129 00:05:08,436 --> 00:05:09,955 It could. 130 00:05:09,956 --> 00:05:11,915 Vegetarians, for example, 131 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:14,435 may have a strong reaction to animal death. 132 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:15,475 Got it. 133 00:05:15,476 --> 00:05:16,755 Strong reaction bad. 134 00:05:16,756 --> 00:05:18,115 Safe space good. 135 00:05:18,116 --> 00:05:19,915 Right. 136 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:23,035 - So if we can all continue... - What about eating triggers? 137 00:05:23,036 --> 00:05:24,355 Hmm? 138 00:05:24,356 --> 00:05:26,515 It's a book about food, right? 139 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:28,835 I feel like we might need 140 00:05:28,836 --> 00:05:31,795 eating disorder triggers. 141 00:05:31,796 --> 00:05:34,915 That's actually a very good point. 142 00:05:34,916 --> 00:05:39,435 Uh, if anyone here is concerned with... 143 00:05:39,436 --> 00:05:41,315 Are we sure we should be talking about this book? 144 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:42,835 Yeah, maybe there's a safer alternative. 145 00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:45,875 NASIF: Um... uh... um... 146 00:05:45,876 --> 00:05:47,355 It's weird. 147 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:49,915 Oh, come on, it'll be fun. Game night. 148 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,275 VALERIE: I'm the token single girl. 149 00:05:52,276 --> 00:05:53,595 Set-up bait. 150 00:05:53,596 --> 00:05:54,675 No, look, if she didn't like you, 151 00:05:54,676 --> 00:05:55,915 she wouldn't set you up. 152 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:58,915 Or he's a troll. Harry. 153 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,515 Harry... 154 00:06:00,516 --> 00:06:02,115 what kind of name is that? 155 00:06:02,116 --> 00:06:05,995 VALERIE: Harry. 156 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:08,115 Oh, but I, you know, I like game night. 157 00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:11,515 I do, and who knows where it could lead. 158 00:06:11,516 --> 00:06:13,955 - Game vacation. - [laughs] 159 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,435 [phone ringing] 160 00:06:16,436 --> 00:06:17,675 Hey. 161 00:06:17,676 --> 00:06:19,435 These fucking vulture lawyers, 162 00:06:19,436 --> 00:06:21,795 they see a carcass and they just circle. 163 00:06:21,796 --> 00:06:23,115 Hi, Dad. 164 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,835 DREW: Laura, hi. 165 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:26,275 How's homeschool? 166 00:06:26,276 --> 00:06:29,275 - Trigger-y. - What does that mean? 167 00:06:29,276 --> 00:06:30,276 She's fine. 168 00:06:30,277 --> 00:06:32,035 I just took you off speaker. 169 00:06:32,036 --> 00:06:33,595 Uh, so I've been thinking. 170 00:06:33,596 --> 00:06:36,195 What if I bought out your half of the house? 171 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,595 Why? 172 00:06:37,596 --> 00:06:39,435 DREW: We've lost two sales already 173 00:06:39,436 --> 00:06:41,195 and, you know, I just wouldn't want you to feel stuck 174 00:06:41,196 --> 00:06:42,275 because of this. 175 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,115 No, that's... it's fine. 176 00:06:44,116 --> 00:06:45,755 I don't know. Loans fall through. 177 00:06:45,756 --> 00:06:46,915 That happens. 178 00:06:46,916 --> 00:06:49,315 Right, that's true. 179 00:06:49,316 --> 00:06:51,675 Why? What's this about? 180 00:06:51,676 --> 00:06:53,956 Nothing. It's just a thought. 181 00:06:57,276 --> 00:07:00,355 Maggie and I are thinking ahead. 182 00:07:00,356 --> 00:07:02,235 Thinking ahead to what? 183 00:07:02,236 --> 00:07:04,155 To the future. 184 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:06,915 The future? 185 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:09,675 Just, you know, if there were three of us, 186 00:07:09,676 --> 00:07:12,595 then we could use the space. 187 00:07:12,596 --> 00:07:14,515 Three? 188 00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:17,675 It's just something we're talking about. 189 00:07:17,676 --> 00:07:18,955 DREW: Val? 190 00:07:18,956 --> 00:07:20,355 Okay, well, great. 191 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,955 Uh, I wish you a lot of luck with that. 192 00:07:22,956 --> 00:07:25,955 [light guitar music] 193 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:30,595 194 00:07:30,596 --> 00:07:34,355 You know, I should meet Harry. I bet he's great. 195 00:07:34,356 --> 00:07:36,356 - Yeah, I'm sure he is. - Yeah. 196 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,795 [handle squeaking] 197 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:49,595 How about, uh, this one? 198 00:07:49,596 --> 00:07:52,795 - It's gas. - So? 199 00:07:52,796 --> 00:07:55,795 I think we want fire, you know? 200 00:07:55,796 --> 00:07:57,155 Fire's comforting. 201 00:07:57,156 --> 00:07:59,235 It speaks to our inner caveman, 202 00:07:59,236 --> 00:08:01,355 when we killed with impunity 203 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,395 and feasted on the spoils of the hunt. 204 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:07,155 Have you, uh, ever been hunting? 205 00:08:07,156 --> 00:08:08,955 Course not. I'm a pacifist. 206 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,795 Hey, do you know a place that sells game hens? 207 00:08:11,796 --> 00:08:13,155 No. 208 00:08:13,156 --> 00:08:15,755 Seems like a British thing to know. 209 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,315 No big deal. We'll figure it out. 210 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:20,195 Well, I, uh, I have plans tonight 211 00:08:20,196 --> 00:08:23,555 with, uh, with friends. 212 00:08:23,556 --> 00:08:24,955 What friends? 213 00:08:24,956 --> 00:08:27,835 - Other friends. - You have other friends? 214 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:29,435 Yeah, why would you think that I don't have other friends? 215 00:08:29,436 --> 00:08:32,755 I don't know. I just assumed. 216 00:08:32,756 --> 00:08:37,515 Ah. Uh, how about this one? 217 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:39,675 Oh, yeah. 218 00:08:39,676 --> 00:08:41,755 - She's beautiful. - Hmm. 219 00:08:41,756 --> 00:08:44,316 Yeah. Fire. We want fire. 220 00:08:45,396 --> 00:08:46,915 Okay, maybe, 221 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:49,715 if I just push down on this. 222 00:08:49,716 --> 00:08:53,275 Nope. That's not it. 223 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:55,955 It says "once an egg is lit, 224 00:08:55,956 --> 00:09:00,115 be sure to... burp it before opening the dome." 225 00:09:00,116 --> 00:09:01,755 Burp it? 226 00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:03,555 What is it, an infant? 227 00:09:03,556 --> 00:09:06,515 [phone chimes] 228 00:09:06,516 --> 00:09:08,355 Ah. 229 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:09,995 You're wearing that? 230 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:12,115 - What? - Val, it's a barbeque. 231 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,755 Dark clothes camouflage the carnage. 232 00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:15,955 VALERIE: Uh, I have a date. 233 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,835 Well, kind of a date, I think. 234 00:09:18,836 --> 00:09:20,515 Jennifer's setting her up. 235 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,755 Oh, how nice. 236 00:09:22,756 --> 00:09:24,995 You can psychoanalyze him together. 237 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:26,515 Really pick him apart. 238 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:30,035 - Okay. I'm gonna go now. - Okay. 239 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,355 [phone chimes] 240 00:09:32,356 --> 00:09:33,395 ALEX: God. 241 00:09:33,396 --> 00:09:34,595 [grill clanging] 242 00:09:34,596 --> 00:09:35,875 Does that look right? 243 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,595 No. 244 00:09:37,596 --> 00:09:41,395 [R&B music playing] 245 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:42,995 - Yay. - Yay. 246 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,355 - I'm so glad you're here. - Oh, me too. 247 00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:46,395 Come on in. 248 00:09:46,396 --> 00:09:48,835 I want you to meet everyone. 249 00:09:48,836 --> 00:09:51,355 But before we go in, I just want to say 250 00:09:51,356 --> 00:09:53,955 I should have talked to him before he came. 251 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:55,795 I just... I didn't want to make it weird and awkward, 252 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,395 but, um, the guy, Harry, 253 00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,915 he brought a date. 254 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,395 - Is that weird? - VALERIE: No. That's fine. 255 00:10:01,396 --> 00:10:02,835 - I'm so sorry. - That's fine. 256 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,035 - I'm so sorry. - No, that's fine. 257 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,036 - Are you okay with it... - Valerie? 258 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,115 - Hi. - Hi. Sheri. 259 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:07,155 - Oh, hi. - Sheri. Val. 260 00:10:07,156 --> 00:10:09,075 I'm so sorry. Harry. 261 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,595 - You must be so uncomfortable. - I'm really not. 262 00:10:11,596 --> 00:10:13,435 I mean, I don't think I am, so... 263 00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:15,915 It's okay, and if you are, I would be, but that's... 264 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,715 you know, you look so cute too. 265 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,115 - Fucking idiot. - Thank you. 266 00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:20,675 - One Word Allie? - I know. 267 00:10:20,676 --> 00:10:22,035 The woman's a conversational black hole. 268 00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:23,036 - Oof. - Hi. 269 00:10:23,037 --> 00:10:24,075 - Hi. - Jack Briggs. 270 00:10:24,076 --> 00:10:25,275 Jack, hi. 271 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,276 This must be so awkward for you. 272 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,555 Uh, uh... 273 00:10:27,556 --> 00:10:28,556 I would rather talk to a paper bag. 274 00:10:28,557 --> 00:10:30,235 He just wants to sleep with her. 275 00:10:30,236 --> 00:10:32,395 There's no way that that shower drip is on my team. 276 00:10:32,396 --> 00:10:33,915 What did you say your name was again? 277 00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:35,795 Uh, you didn't ask. 278 00:10:35,796 --> 00:10:36,995 I'm Valerie. 279 00:10:36,996 --> 00:10:38,355 Ah, yeah. 280 00:10:38,356 --> 00:10:39,955 You speak in complete sentences. Fantastic. 281 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:41,116 Mm-hmm. 282 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,235 - ALEX: Hey. - Hey. 283 00:10:44,236 --> 00:10:45,555 - [giggles] - Alex, you remember Mary. 284 00:10:45,556 --> 00:10:48,035 I do. Champagne. Thank you, Mary. 285 00:10:48,036 --> 00:10:49,676 It's prosecco. 286 00:10:51,356 --> 00:10:53,996 Look at that. It is. 287 00:10:59,036 --> 00:11:01,555 How do you like the group? 288 00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:04,115 I expected more freaks. 289 00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:07,035 - It's a weak crop. - Yeah. 290 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,435 I actually kind of miss that about my old school. 291 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,475 There's something weirdly comforting 292 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:14,075 about a bunch of strangers all in one place, 293 00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:15,875 pretending to be okay. 294 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,275 You should meet my parents. 295 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,235 Yours too? 296 00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:20,755 They should just cheat and blow it up. 297 00:11:20,756 --> 00:11:21,756 LAURA: That's what mine did. 298 00:11:21,757 --> 00:11:23,235 Worked like a charm. 299 00:11:23,236 --> 00:11:24,755 Bring it up at dinner. 300 00:11:24,756 --> 00:11:26,075 Oh, don't forget your trigger warning. 301 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,475 [laughs] 302 00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,355 When will that trend die? 303 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,075 Political correctness is here to stay. 304 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,875 I mean, how else are we supposed to know 305 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:36,875 who's the most progressive? 306 00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:38,595 Soon we'll have the perfect vocabulary 307 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:42,355 for denying our racism and sexism. 308 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,155 Excuse me, ladies. 309 00:11:44,156 --> 00:11:47,475 I, uh, saw you two working over here, I thought to myself, 310 00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:48,715 you could use some cookies. 311 00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,155 So... 312 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:51,756 voil?. 313 00:11:55,076 --> 00:11:56,915 Come on. 314 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,675 Oh, damn. 315 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,675 The secret to a kamado style grill is, 316 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,835 you got to burp it. 317 00:12:01,836 --> 00:12:04,835 Yeah? Like that. Feed the fire. 318 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:06,355 Let the air in. 319 00:12:06,356 --> 00:12:08,115 Oh, my God. They're fantastic. 320 00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:09,355 It smells good. 321 00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:10,475 Solid flame. 322 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:12,035 Can't beat a charcoal fire. 323 00:12:12,036 --> 00:12:14,315 Gas is more sustainable. 324 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,995 That's true, Mary, 325 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,915 but I don't care about sustainability. 326 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,395 I care about ribs. 327 00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:20,795 [doorbell rings] 328 00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,235 All right, excuse me. 329 00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:24,395 Don't touch it. It needs to sit for a sec. 330 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,955 331 00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:27,195 - J-Man. - Alex. 332 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,675 - Hey. - Hey. 333 00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:30,435 I want you to meet my fianc?e, Sarah. 334 00:12:30,436 --> 00:12:33,315 Sarah, Alex. Alex, Sarah. 335 00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:34,955 Alex Cole. 336 00:12:34,956 --> 00:12:36,755 Oh, my God. 337 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,115 You two know each other? 338 00:12:39,116 --> 00:12:43,435 We met in college. 339 00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:45,155 [laughs] 340 00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:46,315 How long has it been? 341 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:50,275 342 00:12:50,276 --> 00:12:51,755 - The parents of this... - Yeah. 343 00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:53,355 They were just completely... 344 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,316 [indistinct conversations] 345 00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:06,595 So, um... 346 00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:08,115 what sort of work do you do? 347 00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:09,915 - Botany. - Oh. Wow. 348 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,555 That's so interesting. 349 00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,755 Do you work outdoors all the time? 350 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:15,796 Sometimes. [chuckles] 351 00:13:17,676 --> 00:13:21,515 It's such an unorthodox job, botany. 352 00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:25,395 What attracted you to it? 353 00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:26,836 I-I just like plants. 354 00:13:28,756 --> 00:13:29,915 [phone ringing] 355 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,555 Sorry. Excuse me. 356 00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:35,955 Alex, thank God. 357 00:13:35,956 --> 00:13:38,035 Sarah Finn. Sarah fucking Finn. 358 00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:39,795 - What? - She's here, Val. 359 00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:41,315 The goddamn Queen of Hearts 360 00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:42,715 and she's painting the roses red. 361 00:13:42,716 --> 00:13:43,995 She's painting the roses red and... 362 00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:45,875 Wait, wait, wait. Calm... calm down. 363 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:47,515 And there's an open flame 364 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:48,675 and all that's gonna be left is a pile of ashes 365 00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:50,075 and my fucking teeth. 366 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,475 Wait, I'm sorry. This is so weird. 367 00:13:51,476 --> 00:13:53,195 Why is your ex-girlfriend at the house? 368 00:13:53,196 --> 00:13:54,475 I don't know, Val. 369 00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,195 Because... because she's stalking me? 370 00:13:56,196 --> 00:13:57,355 Because she's deranged? 371 00:13:57,356 --> 00:13:58,795 What has she done so far? 372 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,315 Nothing. She's just toying with me, 373 00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:04,275 like a cat with a mouse. 374 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,115 Is there any chance 375 00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:07,875 that you are overreacting a little bit? 376 00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:09,435 ALEX: No, Val. 377 00:14:09,436 --> 00:14:10,995 The last time I saw her, she broke into my apartment 378 00:14:10,996 --> 00:14:12,875 and stole all my lightbulbs. 379 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,595 Even the one in the fridge. 380 00:14:14,596 --> 00:14:15,995 JENNIFER: Hey, Val! We're starting. 381 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:17,555 ALEX: That kind of attention to detail, 382 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,915 I'd be impressed if I wasn't afraid for my life. 383 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:20,275 VALERIE: Yeah, right. Okay, well, 384 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,475 maybe she's grown up a little bit. 385 00:14:21,476 --> 00:14:23,195 I don't know. I'm sor... Alex... 386 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,795 No, Val, no, come home! 387 00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:26,195 I'm sorry, Alex. I have to go. I just do. 388 00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:27,196 Bye. 389 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,515 I need my Tonto. 390 00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:31,555 I need my Robin... What? What? 391 00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:34,235 Alex. 392 00:14:34,236 --> 00:14:36,075 You have a fantastic house. 393 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,835 [laughs] 394 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,595 All this wood. 395 00:14:41,596 --> 00:14:43,195 I love the windows. 396 00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:44,555 ALEX: Thanks, man. 397 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:47,516 It's all about natural... light. 398 00:14:53,716 --> 00:14:54,875 So dead celebrities are fair game? 399 00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:55,876 Oh, yeah. 400 00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,915 Dead, alive, fictional... 401 00:14:57,916 --> 00:15:00,875 They just have to be famous. 402 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,515 All right. Everyone in. 403 00:15:02,516 --> 00:15:04,595 Are there any other house rules? 404 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:06,915 JENNIFER: Just one... if you end up with the lowest score, 405 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:10,155 you will wear the hat of shame for the rest of the night. 406 00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:11,475 Okay. 407 00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:12,795 JENNIFER: Um, all right, are we ready? 408 00:15:12,796 --> 00:15:16,075 Even or odd? Harry, call it. 409 00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,315 - JENNIFER: Even or odd? - Odd. 410 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,235 - I'm sorry. - [squeals] 411 00:15:19,236 --> 00:15:20,435 [laughs] 412 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:23,835 - All right, so we defer. - Uh-huh. 413 00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:25,515 All right, so it's over to you, 414 00:15:25,516 --> 00:15:28,195 meaning the player on the far left. 415 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:30,155 Allie, take the floor. 416 00:15:30,156 --> 00:15:31,555 [applause] 417 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,435 - Allie, Allie, Allie. - Take the floor. 418 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,436 You got this. 419 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:37,315 All right, Allie, are you ready? 420 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:41,155 - Yeah. - Set. Go. 421 00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:43,035 - Actor. - You can say more words. 422 00:15:43,036 --> 00:15:44,835 Name some of the films he's been in. 423 00:15:44,836 --> 00:15:46,955 - TV. - Okay, what TV show? 424 00:15:46,956 --> 00:15:49,435 - Showtime. - Nope. Showtime's not a show. 425 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:51,955 - Uh, William H. Macy. - Don Cheadle. 426 00:15:51,956 --> 00:15:53,435 - White guy. - JACK: Okay, good. 427 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,515 Narrowing it down. 428 00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:56,315 - Uh... - Pick another name! 429 00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:58,035 - Yeah, you can pass. Pass. - Pick another name! 430 00:15:58,036 --> 00:15:59,675 - The Olympics. - Michael Phelps. 431 00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:01,035 Uh, blade runner. 432 00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:03,115 I mean, the guy that shot his girlfriend. 433 00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:06,275 - Can you give us a sport? - Ice. 434 00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,395 Just i... my favorite sport. Ice. 435 00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:10,155 - Uh, Nancy Kerrigan. - Michelle Kwon. 436 00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:13,235 I don't know... 437 00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:14,236 Book person. 438 00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:15,755 You mean like an author? 439 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:16,875 No, no, no, character. 440 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,395 - A girl. - VALERIE: Oh, what book? 441 00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:20,115 Uh, children's book. 442 00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:21,116 Pippi Longstocking. 443 00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:22,515 Uh... 444 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:23,555 [timer beeps] 445 00:16:23,556 --> 00:16:24,795 Time. 446 00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:27,555 - JACK: Oh, my God. - Sorry. [sighs] 447 00:16:27,556 --> 00:16:29,715 [applause] 448 00:16:29,716 --> 00:16:31,355 That was great. 449 00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:32,755 Sheri, you're next. 450 00:16:32,756 --> 00:16:34,035 Wait, wait, can we... 451 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,595 can we talk about a handicap first? 452 00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:37,675 Thanks. 453 00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:39,595 - This was fun. - For sure. 454 00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:40,596 Next time, come to my place. 455 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:42,156 You can watch the fireworks. 456 00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:46,035 I noticed you didn't touch the cookies. 457 00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:47,835 But I totally get it. 458 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:49,115 That's totally cool, you know. 459 00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:50,675 You've got high cookie standards. 460 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,115 I respect that. 461 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:55,195 So I went out and got you these... 462 00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:57,995 cookies. 463 00:16:57,996 --> 00:17:01,475 So... 464 00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:03,715 How do you see this playing out? 465 00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:04,795 What? 466 00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:06,755 What's your plan here? 467 00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:10,835 Uh, maybe get an email or a phone... 468 00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:12,956 a phone number, if I'm lucky. 469 00:17:14,236 --> 00:17:16,395 And then what? 470 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:20,395 I would, you know, send you a message, 471 00:17:20,396 --> 00:17:22,715 ask you to... dinner. 472 00:17:22,716 --> 00:17:25,035 If he wanted that, he would just ask now, right? 473 00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:26,556 Right. 474 00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:30,035 Would you like to go to dinner? 475 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:32,195 What... oh, no. Not really. 476 00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:33,795 So, like, another time then, maybe? 477 00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:35,715 See, the problem is, if I give you my number, 478 00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:37,475 you're not gonna ask me out. 479 00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:39,995 You're just gonna send me, like, a bunch of weird messages, 480 00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:42,075 uh, you're gonna try to get me to come over to your apartment. 481 00:17:42,076 --> 00:17:43,955 - Probably for sex. - Oh, definitely. 482 00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:45,435 No! No. 483 00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:47,435 Yeah, and then I'm gonna stop responding. 484 00:17:47,436 --> 00:17:49,155 And then you're gonna go all aggro 485 00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:50,995 and you're gonna say that it was me that led you on 486 00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:52,435 and that you were just being a gentleman. 487 00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:53,875 Language of denial. 488 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:56,035 An actually unsafe space. 489 00:17:56,036 --> 00:17:57,796 Exactly. 490 00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:05,035 [laughs] 491 00:18:05,036 --> 00:18:07,395 AUBREY: Come on, I'll drive you home. 492 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:09,555 Okay. 493 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,555 Oh, oh, okay. He, uh... he fucked a prostitute. 494 00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:13,355 WOMAN: Eddie Murphy. 495 00:18:13,356 --> 00:18:14,875 No, no, no, the British guy that fucked the prostitute. 496 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,235 - Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant. - Yes! Yes! 497 00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:17,395 Yes! Yes! 498 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,475 - [timer beeps] - Time! 499 00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:21,235 - WOMAN: Oh! - Oh, God. Okay. 500 00:18:21,236 --> 00:18:22,515 That was great, you guys. 501 00:18:22,516 --> 00:18:24,075 Uh, five-minute wine break. 502 00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:25,355 Refill your glasses, meet back here. 503 00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:27,435 - WOMAN: Eight! - JENNIFER: Boom. 504 00:18:27,436 --> 00:18:28,595 WOMAN: Harry, eight. 505 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,075 - Um, bathroom. - Bathroom, yes. 506 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,675 Uh, right through there. Are you having fun? 507 00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,715 Yeah, you're... it's a tough room, 508 00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:36,515 - but yeah, you're great. - Yeah, this is so fun. 509 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,115 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - No, it's fine. 510 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,675 I'm fine. 511 00:18:40,676 --> 00:18:42,955 It's just hard, you know? 512 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,075 I never know what to say. 513 00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:46,235 Yeah. 514 00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:49,035 I've, uh, I've been there. 515 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:51,755 And Harry's a great guy. I like him, 516 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,355 but it's like, these people... 517 00:18:53,356 --> 00:18:55,515 the more I feel them judging, the more I clamp up. 518 00:18:55,516 --> 00:18:58,155 I don't want to wear a hat of shame. 519 00:18:58,156 --> 00:19:01,715 I... totally know how you feel. 520 00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:05,035 - Yeah? - VALERIE: Yeah. Yes. 521 00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:07,435 I mean, it's really intimidating. 522 00:19:07,436 --> 00:19:09,035 They're very close. 523 00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:10,875 How can you not feel like an outsider? 524 00:19:10,876 --> 00:19:12,755 - Right? - Here's the thing, I mean, 525 00:19:12,756 --> 00:19:14,795 who really cares what they think? 526 00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:16,315 It's a stupid game. 527 00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:19,555 You don't need their approval. 528 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:23,235 I know. You're right. 529 00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:24,475 - Hi. - Hi. 530 00:19:24,476 --> 00:19:27,555 Hi. Everything okay? 531 00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:28,755 [quietly] Thank you. 532 00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:30,476 Sure. 533 00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:42,715 These guys have ambition and drive. 534 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,195 They're gonna make it. 535 00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:45,315 So now that you're here for the check, 536 00:19:45,316 --> 00:19:46,715 are you still gonna hustle? 537 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:47,755 Probably not. 538 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,315 [laughter] 539 00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:52,835 [indistinct conversations] 540 00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:54,475 So... 541 00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:57,595 How are things? 542 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,155 Can't complain. 543 00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,235 How are you? 544 00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:03,835 Good. Yeah. I'm good. 545 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,275 Been a while, huh? 546 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:07,076 Yeah, it has. 547 00:20:10,156 --> 00:20:12,555 Hey, and whatever it is you're doing, 548 00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:15,395 it's not gonna work, okay? 549 00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:17,355 I like my marginally satisfying life 550 00:20:17,356 --> 00:20:21,795 and I'm not gonna let you ruin it. 551 00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,595 JORDAN: So, Alex, 552 00:20:23,596 --> 00:20:25,875 you knew Sarah in college? 553 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,155 Yeah, we met in college. 554 00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:29,795 Didn't start hanging out till after. 555 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,475 Yeah, hanging out. 556 00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:34,715 We did that. [clears throat] 557 00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:37,315 Same friends. Bunch of maniacs. 558 00:20:37,316 --> 00:20:40,075 [laughs] Been there. 559 00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:41,555 What do you mean? 560 00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:42,875 What do you mean, what do I mean? 561 00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:44,195 It's a figure of speech. 562 00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:45,475 - No, it isn't. - Mary. 563 00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:47,235 So what was she like? 564 00:20:47,236 --> 00:20:49,315 Oh, no. Stop. 565 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,795 You don't want to... you don't want to hear this. 566 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:52,155 I'm curious. Come on. 567 00:20:52,156 --> 00:20:54,035 You must have some good stories. 568 00:20:54,036 --> 00:20:55,355 Um, I don't know. 569 00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:57,395 She, um... 570 00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:58,396 she was fun. 571 00:20:58,397 --> 00:20:59,715 JORDAN: Mm-hmm. 572 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,835 We were, um, all a little crazy then. 573 00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:04,995 Some more than others. 574 00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:07,315 And how far we've come. 575 00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:09,835 ALEX: Yeah, how far, indeed. 576 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,595 Mmm! 577 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:17,035 Is this a dry rub? 578 00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:18,875 It is, Paul. 579 00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,675 JENNIFER: All right, are you ready? 580 00:21:20,676 --> 00:21:22,075 - I think so. - Are you set? 581 00:21:22,076 --> 00:21:23,395 - Mm-hmm. - Go. 582 00:21:23,396 --> 00:21:26,155 Okay, um, street artist, political. 583 00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:27,355 - Banksy. - Yes. 584 00:21:27,356 --> 00:21:28,795 Oh, uh, "Are You There, God? 585 00:21:28,796 --> 00:21:30,795 - It's Me"... "Superfudge." - Judy Blume. 586 00:21:30,796 --> 00:21:32,235 Yes. 587 00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:33,835 She's a snarky "New York Times" columnist. 588 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,715 Uh, she hates the Clintons. 589 00:21:35,716 --> 00:21:37,075 - Maureen Dowd. - VALERIE: Yes! 590 00:21:37,076 --> 00:21:38,595 Comedian, everybody loves him, 591 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:40,355 he sounds like Kermit the Frog. 592 00:21:40,356 --> 00:21:42,035 - Ray Romano? - Yes. 593 00:21:42,036 --> 00:21:43,715 Oh, he's got a top hat, monocle, and a little cane. 594 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:45,315 - Winston Churchill. - Fred Astaire. 595 00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:46,435 - Salty and delicious. - Mr. Peanut! 596 00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:48,155 - VALERIE: Yes! - Nice. 597 00:21:48,156 --> 00:21:49,515 - Baba booey, babba booey... - JACK: Stern. Howard Stern. 598 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,155 - Come on. - VALERIE: Cocaine. 599 00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:53,475 - Fleetwood Mac, not a witch... - Stevie Nicks. 600 00:21:53,476 --> 00:21:55,155 - VALERIE: Yes. - JACK: Nice. 601 00:21:55,156 --> 00:21:57,475 Former congresswoman with devil eyes. 602 00:21:57,476 --> 00:21:59,195 Palin. Or not Palin. Michelle Bachman. 603 00:21:59,196 --> 00:22:01,235 VALERIE: Yes! The lesbian in Charlie Brown. 604 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,595 - Peppermint Patty. - The other one. 605 00:22:02,596 --> 00:22:04,115 - Marcy. - Yes. Little tramp. 606 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,595 Hitler mustache, just... 607 00:22:05,596 --> 00:22:06,875 - Charlie Chaplin. - VALERIE: Yes! 608 00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:08,075 Straight outta Compton, 609 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,035 - crazy mothafucka... - Ice Cube! 610 00:22:10,036 --> 00:22:12,955 - Time! Time! - Oh! Motherfucker! 611 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,675 That is how you do it. 612 00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:17,835 Jordan, Pippin, Rodman... 613 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,275 Wennington. 614 00:22:19,276 --> 00:22:20,915 [laughs] Oh. 615 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,915 So wait, how many was that? 616 00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:25,595 When do you have to be home? 617 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,795 Whenever. 618 00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:28,796 Grab my bag? 619 00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:31,795 [laid-back rock music] 620 00:22:31,796 --> 00:22:33,915 621 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,515 Front pocket. 622 00:22:35,516 --> 00:22:42,275 623 00:22:42,276 --> 00:22:44,275 I can't smoke at my house. 624 00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:52,196 625 00:23:05,076 --> 00:23:06,555 - See you soon. - Thanks, Alex. 626 00:23:06,556 --> 00:23:07,795 - ALEX: Good night. - See you. Hey, pleasure. 627 00:23:07,796 --> 00:23:09,395 Uh, tremendous, buddy. 628 00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:10,995 - All right. See you. - PAUL: Tremendous. 629 00:23:10,996 --> 00:23:14,195 Yeah, be good. 630 00:23:14,196 --> 00:23:15,995 Charming. 631 00:23:15,996 --> 00:23:18,075 As always. 632 00:23:18,076 --> 00:23:19,715 Anything to make an old friend comfortable. 633 00:23:19,716 --> 00:23:20,716 Oh, yes. 634 00:23:20,717 --> 00:23:22,955 Old friends. 635 00:23:22,956 --> 00:23:24,955 Did you unscrew the lightbulb in my chandelier? 636 00:23:24,956 --> 00:23:28,675 That was ten fucking years ago. 637 00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:30,435 And you were an asshole. 638 00:23:30,436 --> 00:23:32,475 Whatever helps you sleep at night. 639 00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:33,595 I don't need help. 640 00:23:33,596 --> 00:23:34,795 I sleep like a baby. 641 00:23:34,796 --> 00:23:36,275 I guess that's what happens 642 00:23:36,276 --> 00:23:38,275 when you find someone who really loves you. 643 00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:40,435 [footsteps approaching] 644 00:23:40,436 --> 00:23:41,835 This was fun. 645 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:43,795 - Thanks for hosting. - Yeah, any time. 646 00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:44,875 I'll see you on Monday. 647 00:23:44,876 --> 00:23:46,355 Ooh, new marketing guys. 648 00:23:46,356 --> 00:23:50,075 - You'll dig 'em. - Great. 649 00:23:50,076 --> 00:23:52,275 You okay? 650 00:23:52,276 --> 00:23:54,115 - I'll tell you in the car. - Okay. 651 00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:55,755 Okay. 652 00:23:55,756 --> 00:23:58,155 Good night, Alex. 653 00:23:58,156 --> 00:24:00,275 Good night. 654 00:24:00,276 --> 00:24:04,515 I mean, Valerie, you were on fire tonight. 655 00:24:04,516 --> 00:24:06,675 - You're big-league. - Nah. 656 00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:08,555 I know nothing about sports, 657 00:24:08,556 --> 00:24:10,955 but you are every sports metaphor there is. 658 00:24:10,956 --> 00:24:13,035 I think I just got lucky, you know. 659 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,475 I think anyone really could have... 660 00:24:14,476 --> 00:24:16,475 Not One Word Allie. 661 00:24:16,476 --> 00:24:20,875 Yeah, but she's... she's very not at all good at this game. 662 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,995 [laughs] She was terrible. 663 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,075 Uh, do you want to stay and finish this? 664 00:24:26,076 --> 00:24:27,675 - Yeah. - Great. 665 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,835 Hey, I'm sorry again about Harry. 666 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:30,995 - It's all right. - Yeah? 667 00:24:30,996 --> 00:24:32,875 Yes. 668 00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:34,875 I mean, look, you didn't have to wear the hat of shame, right? 669 00:24:34,876 --> 00:24:36,835 This guy? That's too bad, 670 00:24:36,836 --> 00:24:38,675 'cause it's kind of calling to me all night. 671 00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:40,355 - Yeah? - Yeah. 672 00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:41,755 - Oh, yeah. - Right? 673 00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:44,715 Oh, yeah, that really suits you. 674 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,515 [laughter] 675 00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:48,555 [Lucius's "Wildewoman" playing] 676 00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,435 WOMAN: Bound by the things she chooses 677 00:24:51,436 --> 00:24:53,555 678 00:24:53,556 --> 00:24:59,435 Well, she'll only be bound by the things she chooses 679 00:24:59,436 --> 00:25:00,436 680 00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:02,235 Hey 681 00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:04,275 Hey, hey 682 00:25:04,276 --> 00:25:06,195 Hey 683 00:25:06,196 --> 00:25:08,155 Hey, hey 684 00:25:08,156 --> 00:25:09,875 Hey 685 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,835 Hey, hey 686 00:25:11,836 --> 00:25:12,836 Hey 687 00:25:12,837 --> 00:25:14,195 [laughter] 688 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:23,795 689 00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:28,915 WOMAN: Only be bound 690 00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:34,916 By the things we choose 691 00:25:37,076 --> 00:25:39,035 WOMAN: She's a wildewoman 692 00:25:39,036 --> 00:25:41,755 693 00:25:41,756 --> 00:25:45,515 Well, she's gonna find another way back home 694 00:25:45,516 --> 00:25:47,515 It's written in her blood 695 00:25:47,516 --> 00:25:49,315 Oh, it's written in her bones 696 00:25:49,316 --> 00:25:52,315 Yeah, she's ripping out the pages 697 00:25:52,316 --> 00:25:54,675 Ripping out the pages in your book 698 00:25:54,676 --> 00:25:56,955 699 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,715 Oh, she's gonna find another way back home 700 00:26:00,716 --> 00:26:02,515 It's written in her blood 701 00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,435 Oh, it's written in her bones 702 00:26:04,436 --> 00:26:07,475 Yeah, she'll only be bound 703 00:26:07,476 --> 00:26:10,475 By the things she chooses 704 00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:12,075 705 00:26:12,076 --> 00:26:14,875 Yeah, she'll only be bound 706 00:26:14,876 --> 00:26:19,315 By the things she chooses 707 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,315 Hey 708 00:26:21,316 --> 00:26:23,315 Hey, hey 709 00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:25,275 Hey 710 00:26:25,276 --> 00:26:26,916 Hey, hey 711 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:31,940 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 712 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:36,540 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47657

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