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Previously on "Casual"...
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I thought your sister
didn't want us hanging out.
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She didn't say that. Specifically.
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I feel like I hardly
even got to know him.
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You had him for a day.
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You don't belong here.
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The desire for love is a powerful thing.
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If you force him to choose,
he may not choose you.
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Well, she obviously
does not want me here.
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It's her first wedding
since the divorce,
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and it's our parents,
so she'll be better.
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Yeah, or she'll get blackout drunk
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and cause a ridiculous scene.
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Oh. We can only hope.
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While most of us drift
away from the one's we love,
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they came back together,
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and that's something worth celebrating.
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That is MDMA.
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That's happiness in 100 milligrams.
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It's been so long.
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Since you did ecstasy?
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Since I was happy.
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[door opening]
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Alex!
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Alex!
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Fuck! Shit! Don't fucking...
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Wait, wait, Alex!
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[Valerie June's "Somebody to Love"]
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Well if you're tired
and feeling so lonely
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You wake up at night
thinking that only
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If you had somebody
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I'll be somebody
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[sighs]
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Somebody to love
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Did they tell you there were
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Plenty of fish in the sea
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But you're drowning and
cold and you're feeling empty
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Looking for somebody
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Alex?
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I'll be somebody
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Somebody to love
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Um...
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Why aren't you at the wedding?
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We'll talk about it in the morning.
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I love you.
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[gentle guitar music]
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[sighs]
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I was gonna make waffles, but...
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Belgium can go fuck itself.
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Um...
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Are you, uh... are you all right?
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No, Leon. I don't think I am.
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Well, we can... go to a strip club.
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Those girls are sad enough.
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[sighs]
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Right, okay.
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Get dressed.
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Huh?
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[door opening]
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Alex? Alex.
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Alex?
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Alex!
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You can't just waltz in here.
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To my boyfriend's house?
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You're not welcome here.
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You are really gonna
try to put this on me?
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Well, your drugs, your
lack of boundaries.
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And you're selective memory.
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I'm his sister. You're you.
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Right.
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I'm me.
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When I first moved to this
city, I came here all the time.
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Just me and the birds.
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There's no birds here. I
don't see a single bird.
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Yes, there are.
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There... there are a few over there.
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Anyway, uh, forget about the birds.
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The point is...
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I went a long time
without... speaking to people.
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Even in a place like this.
All you have to do is...
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look down and they'll walk right past.
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So, what changed?
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I...I met my fianc?.
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The one who cheated on
you? With the VHS tapes?
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You would have been
better off with the birds.
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Then I wouldn't have met your sister,
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and I wouldn't have
let her take me home,
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and I wouldn't have gotten
the chance to know you.
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You don't know me, Leon.
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Of... of course I do.
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Where did I go to college?
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What's me favorite
movie? My favorite band?
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I...get the sense you don't
have a favorite movie or band.
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[sighs]
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I'm just the asshole who shows
up when he needs something.
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And you're too nice to tell me to leave.
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[dog barking]
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Come on.
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Where are we going now?
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Just... come on.
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[playful music]
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[sighs] What about friends?
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Hmm? What?
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Well, did you... did
you call his friends?
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Uh... uh, no.
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Alex doesn't have friends.
He never had friends.
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Well, yeah, he does.
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Who?
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I don't remember his
name, but he's black
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and he's British, and he...
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Leon?
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Leon, yes.
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Alex is not friends with Leon.
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No, we went to his house.
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Why?
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We needed a fourth.
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A fourth what?
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Oh...
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[playful music]
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[puppies barking]
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Do you think he misses me?
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I imagine he hasn't
stopped thinking about you.
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Carl?
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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- Where's Alex?
- What?
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Alex, my brother. Do you remember him?
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You had a foursome with him?
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Oh, uh... hello, Valerie.
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Is he with you?
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Uh... Valerie, I... um...
now isn't a good time.
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May I call you back?
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Put him on the phone!
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[puppies whining]
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I haven't seen him.
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But I'll call you if I do. Cheers.
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Did you just lie for me, Leon?
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I...suppose I did.
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You.
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Where's Carl?
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Shit.
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You get off on coercing people
into getting what you want?
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Coercing? I didn't coerce him.
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And I didn't coerce you.
It was... it was just sex.
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Consensual sex.
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- We didn't have sex.
- Okay.
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We didn't.
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Oh, no, no, no, I said okay.
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We slept in the same bed.
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We slept together, okay?
We didn't sleep together.
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What? We kissed.
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Oh. Touched, fine.
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We had, um... foreplay.
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That's what it's
called. We had foreplay.
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But you came twice.
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- People come during foreplay.
- Uh-huh.
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It doesn't count, okay?
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Nothing was, um... you know, inserted.
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That's a very hetero-normative
way of looking at it.
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I know what it is!
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How much do you actually remember?
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I remember you taking advantage of me
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when I was very emotionally compromised.
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You kissed me.
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Wow.
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I just got the weirdest
sense of deja vu.
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- Laura...
- So you guys had sex
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at Dawn and Charles's wedding?
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- No, at rehearsal dinner.
- Absolutely not.
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So this is like a thing for you now?
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I like someone, you fuck him.
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Alex likes someone, you fuck her.
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No.
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You just can't help yourself, can you?
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You just have to fuck
everyone for yourself.
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[scoffs] I feel sorry for you.
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Laura, this was... a mistake.
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This was a... this was
a very, very big mistake.
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You fuck her by mistake?
Really, like an accident?
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You're a therapist.
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Do you even believe in accidental fucks?
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Can you stop saying fuck?
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I don't even know why I came back here.
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[door closes]
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Do you think he's at a house?
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Or like a farm? Maybe
he's a sheepdog now.
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That's the highest
class of dog, you know?
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Mm. Canine nobility.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you think he's happy?
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I hope he's happy. I do.
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But then the selfish
part of me kind of hopes
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he's in this really dirty puppy gulag,
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and we have to break in and rescue him.
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Well, we'll do whatever it takes.
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Yeah, we will.
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Take a right.
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Ah, it should be right up here.
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- Where are we?
- I don't know.
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Well, this doesn't
look gentrified at all.
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This is the address he gave us.
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[upbeat music]
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Leon.
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Hi! [door slams]
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I slept with Emmy.
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Okay.
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Alex's girlfriend, Emmy.
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That's... uh... that's fucked up.
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Yeah, I'm aware.
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Did he, like... do something to you?
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I'm a bad person, aren't I?
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I mean, yeah, I'm a bad person.
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Good people don't... [scoffs]
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Good people do not do what I did.
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You did a bad thing, but that
doesn't make you a bad person...
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necessarily.
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He's got this online profile,
and she is the only one
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who matched it, the only one.
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I know that sounds really
fucking stupid, but...
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it was him, I mean, it
was like the real Alex.
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The real Alex. It sounded like him.
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He was so happy.
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Oh, so happy...
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and I ruined it.
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Do you not want him to be happy?
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Of course I want him to be happy.
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He's my brother.
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Right.
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I mean, I want him to be
happy, I don't want him to...
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I want him to be happy.
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But you don't want him to
be happy with someone else?
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[gentle music]
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[crunching]
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Catch anything?
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Not yet.
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Your parents know you're
out here all alone?
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Why? You wanna kidnap me?
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They've got problems of their own.
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Ah, I used to have problems.
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Used to?
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Uh-huh.
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Then I got a surf board
and this pole, and...
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now when I don't like
the way things are going
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I just get in my van and... drive.
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That sounds pretty lonely.
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I meet people.
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Nobody stops me.
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Guess I don't leave much behind.
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[gentle music]
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Where do you go?
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Wherever the road takes me.
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Mostly Mexico.
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[dogs barking]
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Oh, God. What'd I do?
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What kind of man abandons his child?
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Just relax. It'll all be all right.
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You'll see.
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You promise?
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- I promise.
- Hey.
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Look at that. I got him.
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Says he was adopted by
a family in Alta Dena.
275
00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:35,189
Alta Dena.
276
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,725
You see?
277
00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:39,197
Have you got a phone number?
278
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:42,003
Oh. Oh.
279
00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,605
What's that mean, oh?
280
00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:45,075
You said a Labrador?
281
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,645
Yeah.
282
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,882
Chocolate lab. His name's Carl.
283
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:52,556
He's sweet and he's kind,
and he's in Alta Dena.
284
00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:55,063
That was a black lab.
285
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,078
He's um... herding sheep in heaven.
286
00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:06,719
Alex? I'm... I'm sorry.
287
00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:17,573
Alex?
288
00:16:17,574 --> 00:16:19,678
What are you doing?
289
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,014
Alex, open the...
290
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:24,555
Alex! Alex, what are you... Alex!
291
00:16:24,556 --> 00:16:27,159
Ugh. What are you doing?
292
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,164
Alex!
293
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,816
Alex?
294
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:39,952
[car beeping]
295
00:16:39,953 --> 00:16:41,522
[brakes screeching]
296
00:16:41,523 --> 00:16:44,094
[decelerating]
297
00:16:46,566 --> 00:16:48,135
Fucking idiot!
298
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:49,538
What the fuck were you doing?
299
00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:50,774
You could have killed yourself!
300
00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:53,713
But I didn't! I didn't.
301
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:55,283
[both panting]
302
00:16:55,284 --> 00:16:58,055
I guess... I guess someone's
looking out for me.
303
00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:01,562
Yes, I am looking out for you.
304
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,864
Why?
305
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:06,037
'Cause that's what friends do.
306
00:17:06,038 --> 00:17:09,578
[laughs]
307
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,248
Ugh.
308
00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:14,088
[sighs]
309
00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:17,260
[playful music]
310
00:17:17,261 --> 00:17:19,631
Hey, how about this?
311
00:17:19,632 --> 00:17:22,972
It's the dry season.
312
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:26,973
313
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,555
Do you want a shower or something?
314
00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,659
No, I'm good.
315
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:36,666
Do you guys have
something I could drink?
316
00:17:53,902 --> 00:17:55,871
I have a gun.
317
00:17:55,872 --> 00:17:57,307
Cool.
318
00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,113
Hey, will you grab my sandals?
319
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:01,316
Yeah.
320
00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:11,803
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
321
00:18:11,804 --> 00:18:14,074
- Laura.
- Hi, Mom.
322
00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:15,611
Who is this?
323
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:16,913
Dave.
324
00:18:16,914 --> 00:18:19,619
We met at the pier.
325
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,289
- I was fishing.
- Okay.
326
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,959
Pretty weak catch, to be honest.
327
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,362
- Yeah.
- Good thing I got these.
328
00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:26,366
Great. Laura...
329
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,136
What is he doing in the house?
330
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,305
He's helping me pack.
331
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:30,975
- We're going to Mexico.
- What?
332
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,912
- Have you seen my passport?
- Just stop!
333
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,315
- Stop what?
- You know what.
334
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:36,186
Dave made a convincing argument.
335
00:18:36,187 --> 00:18:38,857
Hey! I am not kidding around right now.
336
00:18:38,858 --> 00:18:42,131
[laughs] That's her mom voice.
337
00:18:42,132 --> 00:18:44,136
Come on.
338
00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:52,919
Laura, you're not going
to Mexico with Dave.
339
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,155
Sure I am.
340
00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:55,190
Who's going to Mexico?
341
00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:56,961
Nobody.
342
00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:58,697
Look, I am your mom.
343
00:18:58,698 --> 00:19:00,334
You don't have to do that.
344
00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:01,871
I don't have to do what?
345
00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:03,173
Pretend to be my mom.
346
00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:04,208
I am your mom.
347
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,279
No, you're my best friend.
348
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,018
At least you were before
you stabbed me in the back
349
00:19:09,019 --> 00:19:10,822
and slept with a guy I liked.
350
00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:12,826
- Your teacher.
- You slept with her teacher?
351
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:15,397
Her photography teacher.
352
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,435
Wait... best friend?
353
00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:21,242
Yeah. We were a team, you know?
354
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,248
You and me.
355
00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:28,390
But it turns out you're not
a very good mom or friend.
356
00:19:28,391 --> 00:19:32,098
But it's fine. I've got Dave now.
357
00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:34,135
Right. Can we...
358
00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:36,172
Can we just talk about this in private?
359
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:38,276
Dave doesn't mind. You
don't mind, do you, Dave?
360
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,015
Emmy, do you mind?
361
00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,020
[door opening]
362
00:19:46,026 --> 00:19:47,263
Oh, thank God.
363
00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,042
Good, we're all here.
364
00:19:59,254 --> 00:20:00,321
Why Mexico?
365
00:20:00,322 --> 00:20:02,492
I've always wanted to go.
366
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,296
You never said anything about it before.
367
00:20:04,297 --> 00:20:06,133
You never asked.
368
00:20:06,134 --> 00:20:08,404
How long you thinking about staying?
369
00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:11,477
Six months, maybe more.
370
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,049
Dave knows a few people in Costa Rica.
371
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,020
They have a camper down by the beach.
372
00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:19,326
It's a pretty sweet setup.
373
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:22,799
Yeah. Sounds like it.
374
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,069
You're not worried about money?
375
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,006
The dollar goes pretty far down there.
376
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,042
It's a weak economy.
377
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,044
Okay, Dave.
378
00:20:28,045 --> 00:20:29,313
Why is it such a big deal?
379
00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:31,918
I mean, people travel all the time.
380
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:33,989
Yeah, but they usually wait
until after high school.
381
00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:36,160
I don't really like school.
382
00:20:36,161 --> 00:20:38,297
What about your friends?
Won't you miss them?
383
00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:40,435
I don't really like them either.
384
00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:41,972
Oh.
385
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:44,343
Honestly, I'm a little
surprised you care.
386
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,347
Why would you say that?
387
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:49,453
I mean...
388
00:20:49,454 --> 00:20:51,525
Look, you know what? It's fine.
389
00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:55,031
I mean, what does it matter
if I live here, or Dad's house,
390
00:20:55,032 --> 00:20:57,470
or Mexico, it doesn't
matter, none of it matters.
391
00:20:57,471 --> 00:20:58,939
This is your home. We're your family.
392
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,308
That matters.
393
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:01,945
Then why is she trying to tear us apart?
394
00:21:01,946 --> 00:21:05,151
I'm not trying to tear us apart, Laura.
395
00:21:05,152 --> 00:21:07,323
I'm trying to bring us together.
396
00:21:07,324 --> 00:21:09,026
I didn't want to lose him.
397
00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:12,065
I couldn't stand the idea
of losing both of you.
398
00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:15,138
What, you slept with me so
that you wouldn't lose him?
399
00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:16,842
Whoa.
400
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:29,200
I'm sorry.
401
00:21:29,201 --> 00:21:33,241
I...
402
00:21:33,242 --> 00:21:36,815
I don't know what's wrong with me.
403
00:21:36,816 --> 00:21:39,821
[gentle music]
404
00:21:39,822 --> 00:21:43,822
405
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,114
I'm sorry.
406
00:22:01,132 --> 00:22:03,936
Carl's dead.
407
00:22:03,937 --> 00:22:05,139
Who's Carl?
408
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:07,009
My dog. They put him down.
409
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,047
You... you don't own a dog.
410
00:22:09,048 --> 00:22:12,054
Are you going to respond
to what she just said?
411
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,496
You know, some things
are worth caring about.
412
00:22:17,497 --> 00:22:18,533
If you don't care about anything,
413
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:20,069
you just end up like Dave here.
414
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:21,271
- Alex.
- Wait, what do you mean,
415
00:22:21,272 --> 00:22:22,406
like me?
416
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,210
You don't want that.
417
00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,613
She slept with me to break us up.
418
00:22:25,614 --> 00:22:27,149
That's crazy, that's fucking crazy.
419
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,453
She's... she's crazy.
420
00:22:28,454 --> 00:22:29,455
Hey, that's a little hyperbolic.
421
00:22:29,456 --> 00:22:30,957
She just admitted it.
422
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,394
And technically, you
slept with her, too.
423
00:22:32,395 --> 00:22:35,401
Why would you sleep with
your boyfriend's sister?
424
00:22:38,307 --> 00:22:40,343
Okay, I fucked up. Of
course, I fucked up.
425
00:22:40,344 --> 00:22:42,113
But... we both did.
426
00:22:42,114 --> 00:22:44,485
I mean, but that's
not... you don't just...
427
00:22:44,486 --> 00:22:46,989
throw it away 'cause of that.
428
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,261
I mean, we're good together.
429
00:22:49,262 --> 00:22:52,434
It works. How often can you say that?
430
00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:56,435
I mean... this should
not be a competition.
431
00:22:57,411 --> 00:23:01,118
I mean, you do see how
dysfunctional this is, right?
432
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,322
433
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:05,996
We were good together.
434
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,379
But you should go.
435
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,258
God, you... okay.
436
00:23:21,259 --> 00:23:23,263
Yeah, you deserve each other.
437
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,575
[sighs]
438
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,279
[door closes]
439
00:23:34,419 --> 00:23:36,990
Crazy, right?
440
00:23:36,991 --> 00:23:39,429
Dave, I think you should go now, too.
441
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,110
Look at Aunt Eva.
442
00:23:47,111 --> 00:23:50,016
That hat is awful.
443
00:23:50,017 --> 00:23:51,352
It's all awful.
444
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:52,989
We could've stayed home.
445
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:56,128
I wanted to see if
they'd burst into flames.
446
00:23:56,129 --> 00:23:58,367
Another prayer unanswered.
447
00:23:58,368 --> 00:24:01,540
[sighs]
448
00:24:04,012 --> 00:24:06,115
Do you think Jesus was a narcissist?
449
00:24:06,116 --> 00:24:07,718
What?
450
00:24:07,719 --> 00:24:09,322
A narcissist.
451
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,193
Like, did Jesus have
a personality disorder?
452
00:24:12,194 --> 00:24:14,399
Like, you mean like on a clinical level?
453
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,303
Yeah. Turning water into wine,
454
00:24:16,304 --> 00:24:18,139
saying he was a savior.
455
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,742
Whole son of God thing.
456
00:24:19,743 --> 00:24:21,646
Right. Did it affect him socially?
457
00:24:21,647 --> 00:24:23,250
At work?
458
00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:27,058
'Cause it has to affect
you to really count.
459
00:24:27,059 --> 00:24:29,262
Well, a lot of people hated Jesus.
460
00:24:29,263 --> 00:24:32,336
Well, he told people
how to live their lives.
461
00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:37,745
Nobody wants to hear that.
462
00:24:37,746 --> 00:24:39,248
No, they don't.
463
00:24:39,249 --> 00:24:42,254
["Wedding March" playing]
464
00:24:42,255 --> 00:24:46,255
465
00:25:14,755 --> 00:25:16,958
Welcome, friends and family.
466
00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:20,465
So we gather here today
to celebrate the Holy union
467
00:25:20,466 --> 00:25:23,671
of Dawn to Charles.
468
00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:26,445
Today is a blessing.
469
00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:31,420
Do you think they'll last?
470
00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:34,326
- Mom and Dad?
- Yeah.
471
00:25:34,327 --> 00:25:36,764
Well, they love each other.
472
00:25:36,765 --> 00:25:40,772
Or, at least they convince
themselves they do.
473
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,076
That might be enough.
474
00:25:43,077 --> 00:25:45,648
They do look happy.
475
00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:49,356
[poignant music]
476
00:25:49,357 --> 00:25:51,293
Yeah, they do.
477
00:25:51,294 --> 00:25:55,294
478
00:26:06,091 --> 00:26:09,096
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Laughter (Comes Tears)"]
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00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,933
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