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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:03,567 Previously on "Casual"... 2 00:00:04,168 --> 00:00:06,970 (Valerie) My brother made breakfast for my one-night stand. 3 00:00:06,971 --> 00:00:08,605 Yeah, I wanted to make waffles. 4 00:00:08,606 --> 00:00:10,273 Were you two hooked up on Snooger? 5 00:00:10,274 --> 00:00:12,409 - He rigged the algorithm. - I wrote the algorithm. 6 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:14,311 Why don't you stay after school someday? 7 00:00:14,312 --> 00:00:16,112 Michael Carr is sexy. 8 00:00:16,113 --> 00:00:18,515 (Leia) You totally eye-fucked James. 9 00:00:18,516 --> 00:00:21,084 What time do you... 10 00:00:21,085 --> 00:00:22,419 get off? 11 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:23,553 [laughs] 12 00:00:25,623 --> 00:00:28,158 (Laura) I think Emile might be cheating on me. 13 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:30,327 Mom's gonna be so pissed. 14 00:00:30,328 --> 00:00:31,528 You're grounded. 15 00:00:31,529 --> 00:00:34,130 - What? - I think she was talking to me. 16 00:00:34,131 --> 00:00:35,432 Oh. Still... 17 00:00:37,335 --> 00:00:40,570 [school bell rings] 18 00:00:40,571 --> 00:00:42,639 Why do we need a human sexuality lecture? 19 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,140 They know we have the Internet. 20 00:00:44,141 --> 00:00:46,676 They also know 1/4 of us already have HPV. 21 00:00:46,677 --> 00:00:48,578 I think we should be able to test out. 22 00:00:48,579 --> 00:00:50,080 You could blow Dr. Tran. 23 00:00:50,081 --> 00:00:51,948 Oh, I'd even use a condom. 24 00:00:51,949 --> 00:00:54,251 Gross! 25 00:00:54,252 --> 00:00:58,154 That's why it's important to get frequent screens. 26 00:00:58,155 --> 00:01:00,423 Now, are there any questions before I move on? 27 00:01:00,424 --> 00:01:02,459 Dr. Tran? I have a question. 28 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:05,562 Why are guys so obsessed with giving it from behind? 29 00:01:05,563 --> 00:01:07,964 [laughter] 30 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:11,001 Now that is a very interesting question. 31 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:14,137 Did you know that humans and bonobo chimpanzees 32 00:01:14,138 --> 00:01:18,341 are the only two animals that have sex face-to-face? 33 00:01:18,342 --> 00:01:20,076 - No. - It's true. 34 00:01:20,077 --> 00:01:23,146 It has been hypothesized by evolutionary biologists 35 00:01:23,147 --> 00:01:26,616 that the sexualization of the buttocks comes from our time 36 00:01:26,617 --> 00:01:28,051 as primitive quadrupeds. 37 00:01:28,052 --> 00:01:30,186 We used to have a direct line of sight 38 00:01:30,187 --> 00:01:32,289 to the genitalia of our prospective mates, 39 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:35,058 creating an obvious preference for rear-entry sex, 40 00:01:35,059 --> 00:01:37,561 or, as you say, giving it from behind. 41 00:01:37,562 --> 00:01:41,064 However, as our ancestors evolved into bipeds, 42 00:01:41,065 --> 00:01:44,034 our sexual perspective shifted away from the buttocks 43 00:01:44,035 --> 00:01:46,069 and onto something else. 44 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:48,672 Can anybody guess what that might be? Anybody? 45 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,006 Eyes? 46 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:51,608 No. Breasts. 47 00:01:51,609 --> 00:01:55,609 See, the animal inside of us still craves rear-entry sex. 48 00:01:56,213 --> 00:01:58,682 But the desire to go face-to-face, 49 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:01,151 or breast-to-breast, 50 00:02:01,152 --> 00:02:03,987 is something almost distinctly human. 51 00:02:03,988 --> 00:02:06,990 [upbeat music] 52 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:09,291 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 53 00:02:13,497 --> 00:02:16,466 [indistinct chatter on TV] 54 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:27,644 What do you do? 55 00:02:29,347 --> 00:02:31,147 Like, my job? 56 00:02:33,217 --> 00:02:37,020 Hey, do you think maybe you should un-ground Laura? 57 00:02:37,021 --> 00:02:39,456 Uh... she lied to me. 58 00:02:39,457 --> 00:02:41,091 So, no, I do not. 59 00:02:41,092 --> 00:02:43,727 Kids lie all the time. They're lying machines. 60 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,428 Besides, don't you think she's already 61 00:02:45,429 --> 00:02:47,063 hurtin' enough from her breakup? 62 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:51,434 Wait. She and Emile broke up? 63 00:02:51,435 --> 00:02:53,703 She could use a little joy in her life. 64 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:59,542 Can you just not pretend to be fatherly? 65 00:02:59,543 --> 00:03:01,611 I'm just sayin'. 66 00:03:01,612 --> 00:03:03,413 Well, I'm gonna have this conversation with Drew later. 67 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:06,316 I don't need to have it with you. 68 00:03:06,317 --> 00:03:08,251 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You're seeing him? 69 00:03:08,252 --> 00:03:10,120 Yeah, parent-teacher conference. 70 00:03:10,121 --> 00:03:12,022 Oh. Will I see you before? 71 00:03:12,023 --> 00:03:14,224 I don't know. Um, Laura I have to go 72 00:03:14,225 --> 00:03:18,225 look at houses later this afternoon, so... 73 00:03:19,063 --> 00:03:21,665 What's wrong with my house? 74 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:25,502 You knew we weren't gonna live here forever. 75 00:03:25,503 --> 00:03:27,637 I do now. 76 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:39,980 77 00:03:57,201 --> 00:04:00,537 [cell phone rings] 78 00:04:00,538 --> 00:04:03,273 - Hello? - Alex, it's Paul. 79 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:04,541 Oh, uh, hi, Paul. 80 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:05,975 I'm in the middle of something... 81 00:04:05,976 --> 00:04:08,044 Why are you fucking with our code? 82 00:04:08,045 --> 00:04:09,546 To make it better? 83 00:04:09,547 --> 00:04:11,481 (Paul) Well, stop! It's working! 84 00:04:11,482 --> 00:04:13,383 If you want to obsess about something, 85 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:15,652 think about how we can expand. 86 00:04:15,653 --> 00:04:17,487 Don't fix what is not broken. 87 00:04:20,191 --> 00:04:21,458 Alex? 88 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,493 - Uh, yeah, I'll call you back. - What? 89 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:29,566 I'm getting them done. 90 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:31,401 - Don't be an idiot. - What? 91 00:04:31,402 --> 00:04:33,670 You heard Dr. Tran. Big tits make us human. 92 00:04:33,671 --> 00:04:35,605 That's not what he said. 93 00:04:35,606 --> 00:04:37,140 Whatever. 94 00:04:37,141 --> 00:04:38,575 My mom told me I could do it for my birthday. 95 00:04:38,576 --> 00:04:40,176 Lucky. 96 00:04:40,177 --> 00:04:41,678 Seriously? 97 00:04:41,679 --> 00:04:44,314 Boys don't care. They take whatever they can get. 98 00:04:44,315 --> 00:04:45,582 Okay, Laura. 99 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:50,053 Has Emile said anything? 100 00:04:56,694 --> 00:04:59,996 He can say whatever he wants. 101 00:04:59,997 --> 00:05:02,031 I've moved on. 102 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:05,034 I thought your sister didn't want us hanging out. 103 00:05:05,035 --> 00:05:07,537 She didn't say that... specifically. 104 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:09,172 She didn't? 105 00:05:09,173 --> 00:05:12,208 It was subtext, that I'm choosing to ignore. 106 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:15,712 You guys have a strange relationship. 107 00:05:15,713 --> 00:05:18,348 How? We love each other and we're honest. 108 00:05:18,349 --> 00:05:19,549 What's strange about that? 109 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:21,451 I have a sister and a brother too. 110 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:23,253 We're not honest about anything. 111 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:25,121 Who do you share the intimate details 112 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:26,956 of your life with then? 113 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:29,392 Nobody. I keep them all bottled up inside 114 00:05:29,393 --> 00:05:30,994 like a normal person. 115 00:05:30,995 --> 00:05:32,595 Huh! 116 00:05:32,596 --> 00:05:34,297 What are we doing, anyway? 117 00:05:34,298 --> 00:05:35,598 You'll see. 118 00:05:38,435 --> 00:05:39,636 [puppy barks] 119 00:05:39,637 --> 00:05:41,337 No, we never had pets as kids. 120 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:43,706 Our parents thought domestication was unnatural. 121 00:05:43,707 --> 00:05:45,475 What does that even mean? 122 00:05:45,476 --> 00:05:47,677 They slept around and left us to fend for ourselves. 123 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:49,412 - Oh. - It's a wonder we aren't feral. 124 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:52,115 Whoa-ho-ho! 125 00:05:52,116 --> 00:05:53,516 I don't know, man. Do you know how much work 126 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:54,684 it is to own a dog? 127 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:56,953 Ah, it's not that hard. Tell him. 128 00:05:56,954 --> 00:05:59,556 A dog has to be fed, exercised, taken for shots. 129 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:01,357 Puppies are helpless creatures 130 00:06:01,358 --> 00:06:03,159 that need constant love and care. 131 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,460 See? No big deal. 132 00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:06,029 When was the last time you got shots? 133 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:08,464 It's LA, nobody gets shots. 134 00:06:08,465 --> 00:06:10,667 Why are you doing this? 135 00:06:10,668 --> 00:06:12,268 Valerie's looking at houses. 136 00:06:12,269 --> 00:06:16,139 So you're guilting her into staying? 137 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:18,374 Families are founded on guilt. Look at this one. 138 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:20,476 Look at this one. He's crying for help. 139 00:06:20,477 --> 00:06:21,578 Uh, please don't do that. 140 00:06:21,579 --> 00:06:23,580 Come here. Do you mind? 141 00:06:23,581 --> 00:06:25,415 Yeah, I do. That's why I said don't do that. 142 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:27,083 Oh, ho-ho-ho! 143 00:06:27,084 --> 00:06:29,385 You can help that dog by not adopting it. 144 00:06:29,386 --> 00:06:32,055 Oh-ho! Tell Uncle Leon how wrong he is. 145 00:06:32,056 --> 00:06:34,657 Tell him how happy we're gonna be. 146 00:06:34,658 --> 00:06:36,492 Why'd you even call me? 147 00:06:36,493 --> 00:06:37,727 'Cause I missed you. 148 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,262 Now, does this one come with accessories, 149 00:06:39,263 --> 00:06:42,599 or do I get those separately? 150 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,468 Soft pelt. Is it a pelt? Coat? 151 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:46,936 - Coat. - Coat? 152 00:06:50,241 --> 00:06:52,709 [knocks on locker] Nothing happened. 153 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:55,979 Do you really think I'm that stupid? 154 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,147 Fine, but you can't just ignore me. 155 00:06:58,148 --> 00:07:02,418 Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing. 156 00:07:02,419 --> 00:07:04,087 Fuck it. 157 00:07:04,088 --> 00:07:06,723 I was bored with you anyway. 158 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:13,630 [phone chimes] 159 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:20,226 - Carl. - What? 160 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:21,460 That's what I'm gonna call him. 161 00:07:21,461 --> 00:07:23,362 Do you know anyone named Carl? 162 00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:27,566 No. I hate when people name dogs after relatives. 163 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:29,502 - Okay. - It's a good name. 164 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:31,704 Strong, masculine. It's perfect. 165 00:07:31,705 --> 00:07:33,672 He looks terrified. 166 00:07:33,673 --> 00:07:36,842 Yeah? He'll grow into it. 167 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:38,077 How long are we gonna sit here? 168 00:07:38,078 --> 00:07:41,680 That dog needs food and water. 169 00:07:41,681 --> 00:07:42,848 He'll be fine. 170 00:07:42,849 --> 00:07:44,417 Sit tight. I just had an idea. 171 00:07:46,686 --> 00:07:49,422 Good-looking dog. Is that a... kind of collie? 172 00:07:52,325 --> 00:07:53,726 Hi. 173 00:07:53,727 --> 00:07:55,061 I'm Alex. 174 00:07:55,062 --> 00:07:56,729 I'm April. 175 00:07:56,730 --> 00:07:59,198 Say hi to April, Carl. 176 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:00,433 Hey. 177 00:08:00,434 --> 00:08:02,201 Oh! [laughs] 178 00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:05,071 So cute! Hi! 179 00:08:05,072 --> 00:08:09,072 180 00:08:19,352 --> 00:08:22,154 [laughs] Oh, man! 181 00:08:22,155 --> 00:08:23,422 I should've thought of this years ago. 182 00:08:23,423 --> 00:08:26,058 This dog's a lottery ticket. 183 00:08:26,059 --> 00:08:28,427 You're gonna traumatize that dog. 184 00:08:28,428 --> 00:08:30,262 Good luck with your sister. 185 00:08:30,263 --> 00:08:32,731 I hope your guilt trip works. 186 00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:36,402 Leon. Leon! 187 00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,704 Don't listen to him, Carl. 188 00:08:38,705 --> 00:08:41,540 Are you hungry? 189 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:44,543 Oh, yes, you are. 190 00:08:44,544 --> 00:08:48,380 Oh! Who's a good father? 191 00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:51,350 The kitchen was recently updated. 192 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:53,652 All the appliances are Viking. 193 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:57,723 They would have been right at home in a place this cold. 194 00:08:57,724 --> 00:08:59,158 What are they asking? 195 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,560 1.5, but the seller is motivated. 196 00:09:01,561 --> 00:09:03,229 It's been on the market for six months. 197 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:04,630 Can't imagine why. 198 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,599 If you put in an offer today, 199 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,468 you could move in by the end of the month. 200 00:09:09,469 --> 00:09:11,403 It has such clean lines. 201 00:09:11,404 --> 00:09:14,306 Yeah, you could slit your wrist on 'em. 202 00:09:14,307 --> 00:09:18,307 203 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:25,648 The listing describes it as "vivacious." 204 00:09:31,057 --> 00:09:35,057 205 00:09:38,532 --> 00:09:41,133 [indistinct chatter] 206 00:09:41,134 --> 00:09:43,502 Did you see that? 207 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:47,503 208 00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:54,113 (woman) The ivy blocks out any noise from the street. 209 00:09:57,584 --> 00:10:00,452 I love it. 210 00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:02,421 Oh, it's so peaceful and quiet. 211 00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:04,790 If you have any questions, I'll be inside. 212 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:07,259 Okay, thanks. 213 00:10:11,431 --> 00:10:13,432 - Talk to me. - About what? 214 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:15,434 Well, you haven't said anything since we got here, 215 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:17,436 so what's wrong with this house? 216 00:10:17,437 --> 00:10:20,706 Nothing's wrong with this one. It's a lovely house. 217 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,708 That you don't wanna live in. 218 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,577 I just don't understand the hurry. 219 00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:27,746 I mean, we've been at Alex's for, like, two weeks. 220 00:10:27,747 --> 00:10:29,148 Yeah, I just don't wanna live out 221 00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,449 of a suitcase anymore, you know? 222 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,251 So unpack. 223 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:34,386 Don't you want a place that we can call our own? 224 00:10:34,387 --> 00:10:36,255 We had that, and look what happened. 225 00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:45,828 I love Alex, but I don't... 226 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,835 feel comfortable living in his house. 227 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:53,272 Why not? He cares so much about us. 228 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,274 Yeah, but he tries to turn me into someone 229 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,476 that I don't want to be. 230 00:11:06,419 --> 00:11:08,587 I'll talk to the seller immediately. 231 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:10,289 It's a strong offer. You should feel good. 232 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:13,292 [Anyone Who Knows What Love Is by Irma Thomas] 233 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,360 234 00:11:14,361 --> 00:11:15,527 Anyone 235 00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:18,297 236 00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,331 Anyone 237 00:11:19,332 --> 00:11:22,468 238 00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:25,504 He cleaned. 239 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:26,572 He sure did. 240 00:11:26,573 --> 00:11:29,174 You can blame me 241 00:11:29,175 --> 00:11:32,344 Try to shame me 242 00:11:32,345 --> 00:11:36,615 And still I'll care for you 243 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:40,616 244 00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:44,623 You can run around 245 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:47,826 Even put me down 246 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:51,827 Still I'll be there for you 247 00:11:52,832 --> 00:11:56,702 248 00:11:56,703 --> 00:12:00,703 The world may think I'm foolish 249 00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:03,442 Oh, hey. 250 00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:05,110 Got some of Laura's photos framed. 251 00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:06,612 Figured this place could use some classing up. 252 00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:08,814 Have you seen my... 253 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,316 dress? 254 00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:12,318 Carl, you scamp. 255 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:14,119 Why is there a dog in the house? 256 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,854 It's not a dog, it's our dog. 257 00:12:15,855 --> 00:12:17,756 You bought a dog? 258 00:12:17,757 --> 00:12:19,825 We like to use the term "adopted." 259 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,226 We? 260 00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:23,595 Animal people. 261 00:12:23,596 --> 00:12:25,464 You're not allergic, are you? 262 00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:27,232 Hey, I know this seems crazy, 263 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:30,302 but I think Carl is exactly what we need right now. 264 00:12:30,303 --> 00:12:31,670 He's so full of life. 265 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,672 And Laura's gonna love him. 266 00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:36,175 I put an offer in on a house. 267 00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:39,111 Yeah, but... offers fall through all the time, and besides, 268 00:12:39,112 --> 00:12:40,679 what do you know about this place, anyway? 269 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,282 How do you know the seller's not some psychopath? 270 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:44,850 Do you really want to be living in a kill house? 271 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,585 I think you should really think it through. 272 00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:48,554 Alex, I have. 273 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,659 Did you tell Laura about the dog? 274 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:57,396 No, I thought we could tell her together. 275 00:12:57,397 --> 00:13:01,533 Okay, but... please don't say it's for her. 276 00:13:05,638 --> 00:13:07,706 You don't have to leave. 277 00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:09,441 I can make this place a home for all of us. 278 00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:12,478 We could be happy here. 279 00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:16,479 Okay, you are such a kind and generous brother, 280 00:13:18,451 --> 00:13:22,451 but I can't ignore my problems in order to solve yours. 281 00:13:23,289 --> 00:13:25,190 What's that supposed to mean? 282 00:13:25,191 --> 00:13:28,193 It means that if I don't get control of something in my life, 283 00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:31,430 that I'm afraid that I never will. 284 00:13:53,127 --> 00:13:56,362 Is it too late for you to take a look at my camera? 285 00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,197 I can come back. 286 00:13:58,198 --> 00:14:02,502 Um, yeah, sure, give me a second. 287 00:14:02,503 --> 00:14:06,439 Actually, I had another question. 288 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,276 Okay. 289 00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,111 I've heard things about you. 290 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,681 What kinds of things? 291 00:14:14,682 --> 00:14:18,451 I don't know. Rumors. 292 00:14:18,452 --> 00:14:22,255 About you and Ms. Hastings. 293 00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:25,291 Ah, yeah. 294 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,161 Are they true? 295 00:14:28,162 --> 00:14:32,098 What do you think? 296 00:14:32,099 --> 00:14:33,966 I think you can do better. 297 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:36,969 [Bad Things by Meiko] 298 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:40,970 299 00:14:53,053 --> 00:14:55,221 How much more 300 00:14:55,222 --> 00:14:57,190 - [vibrator buzzing] - Can you take 301 00:14:57,191 --> 00:15:00,259 If I give you a taste 302 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:01,961 [knock at door] 303 00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:04,997 Uh, just a second! 304 00:15:08,669 --> 00:15:11,337 [clears throat] Come in. 305 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,041 Okay, I'm heading out. 306 00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:17,110 Anything I should tell your dad? 307 00:15:20,514 --> 00:15:24,514 Oh, uh... thank you for earlier... 308 00:15:24,985 --> 00:15:26,319 with the house. 309 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,021 Did you tell Alex? 310 00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:31,224 How'd he take it? 311 00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:33,025 About as well as you'd expect. 312 00:15:33,026 --> 00:15:35,628 Okay. You okay? 313 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,530 Always. 314 00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:39,265 Good luck tonight. 315 00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:42,068 Thank you. 316 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:45,538 Okay. 317 00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,573 [door closes] 318 00:15:51,412 --> 00:15:55,412 [Carl whimpers] 319 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,084 [Carl vomits] 320 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,053 [Carl yelps] 321 00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:11,297 [Carl whimpers] 322 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,504 He won't stop throwing up. I think he might be sick. 323 00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:20,973 - Could you help me, please? - Oh. 324 00:16:20,974 --> 00:16:23,943 Sorry, I didn't know where else to take him. 325 00:16:23,944 --> 00:16:27,613 - You can't feed him human food. - Okay. 326 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:30,082 And you should probably put him in a puppy school. 327 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,317 Puppy school? 328 00:16:31,318 --> 00:16:32,718 Yeah, you know, to train him. 329 00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:36,055 Well, I don't want to stifle his creative spirit. 330 00:16:36,056 --> 00:16:37,557 You'll figure it out. 331 00:16:37,558 --> 00:16:40,693 It's hard but it's worth it. 332 00:16:40,694 --> 00:16:42,728 You're saving a life, you know? 333 00:16:42,729 --> 00:16:45,465 I mean, if nobody wants them, they get put down. 334 00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:46,699 Yeah, what kind of world do we live in 335 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,234 where we kill the unwanted? 336 00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:49,335 I know. 337 00:16:49,336 --> 00:16:51,270 Everybody deserves to be loved. 338 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,506 You really believe that? 339 00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:56,976 Yeah. Don't you? 340 00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:11,357 - Valerie. - Drew. 341 00:17:11,358 --> 00:17:13,493 Should we get this over with? 342 00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:19,265 The good news is she's really smart and her grades are fine. 343 00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:20,500 Sounds like Laura. 344 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,101 What's the bad news? 345 00:17:22,102 --> 00:17:23,536 There's a feeling among some of the teachers 346 00:17:23,537 --> 00:17:25,137 that she's not engaging in her work, 347 00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:27,039 that she's just coasting. 348 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,542 She gets that from me, you know. She'll grow out of it. 349 00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:31,277 Oh, it might be something you want to consider 350 00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:32,979 speaking to her about. 351 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,180 I've offered to help her with some of her photography, 352 00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:35,982 but she's yet to take me up on it. 353 00:17:35,983 --> 00:17:39,151 Um, thank you, Mr. Carr, I will do that. 354 00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:40,553 Please, call me Michael. 355 00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:42,221 I'm her homeroom teacher, and I like to be 356 00:17:42,222 --> 00:17:45,291 on a first-name basis with all my kids and their parents. 357 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,398 - That teacher's a pervert. - You two should hang out. 358 00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:54,100 No, he seems more like your type. 359 00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:55,601 Oh, I wouldn't know. I've never had smart before. 360 00:17:55,602 --> 00:17:57,336 Big surprise, you hate being challenged. 361 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,472 Oh, is that what you did, Drew, you challenged me? 362 00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:01,140 No, Val, I just moved on. 363 00:18:01,141 --> 00:18:03,543 Oh, congratulations. I'm glad it was so easy for you. 364 00:18:03,544 --> 00:18:06,212 Yeah, 16 years, it was like pulling off a Band-Aid. 365 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,381 I fucking hate talking to you. I hate all this shit. 366 00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:09,715 Yeah? How's my kid? 367 00:18:09,716 --> 00:18:11,117 I don't know. Call her and ask her. 368 00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:12,385 She doesn't return my calls. 369 00:18:12,386 --> 00:18:15,154 Well, there you go. 370 00:18:15,155 --> 00:18:17,056 Is she okay? 371 00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:19,225 She will be. 372 00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:21,360 Are... are you? 373 00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:27,300 Um... if it's any consolation, you look good. 374 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,138 I put an offer on a house, 375 00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:34,140 and it looks like it's going through, 376 00:18:34,141 --> 00:18:36,943 so at least that's something. 377 00:18:36,944 --> 00:18:40,944 I'm sorry, aren't you on a stipend, same as me? 378 00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:43,616 That doesn't make any sense. 379 00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:45,318 (Franklin on phone) A stipend works both ways. 380 00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:47,587 If he gets 2,200 a month, then so do you. 381 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,388 Okay, but what about my savings? 382 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:52,491 Shared accounts, and frozen until you decide on custody 383 00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:54,060 and sign the paperwork. 384 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:56,362 Jesus Christ. I just made an offer on a house. 385 00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:58,698 With how much alimony you're going to be paying? 386 00:18:58,699 --> 00:19:01,334 I seriously advise you rent. 387 00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:04,537 [breathing heavily] 388 00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:08,975 - Hey. - Huh? 389 00:19:08,976 --> 00:19:12,144 Um... let's flip. I want to flip. 390 00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:13,412 Okay. 391 00:19:17,284 --> 00:19:19,685 [both moaning] 392 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,487 [Carl whining] 393 00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:24,056 Actually, maybe let's try it from behind. 394 00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:25,558 Okay. 395 00:19:31,932 --> 00:19:35,034 [whining] 396 00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:36,235 Quiet, Carl. 397 00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:37,670 I think he needs to go out. 398 00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:39,138 - Right now? - Uh-huh. 399 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,374 Just a second. I'm almost there. 400 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,608 Really? 401 00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:44,477 Yeah, you're amazing. 402 00:19:44,478 --> 00:19:46,545 [whining] 403 00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:49,015 Stop it, Carl. I'm losing it. 404 00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,016 [barks] 405 00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:51,050 Carl! 406 00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:53,085 Jesus! 407 00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:55,187 You know what? 408 00:19:55,188 --> 00:19:57,490 If you're not gonna take him out, then I will. 409 00:19:57,491 --> 00:20:01,027 Come on, Carl. Let's go. 410 00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:08,000 [soft acoustic music] 411 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:12,001 412 00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:31,424 All right, Carl. 413 00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,372 Oh! No! 414 00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:51,177 Come on! No. Time to go home, buddy. 415 00:20:51,178 --> 00:20:53,245 Oh, God. 416 00:20:53,246 --> 00:20:56,449 Carl, please don't do this right now. 417 00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,384 Carl. 418 00:20:59,953 --> 00:21:01,120 [sighs] 419 00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:06,125 Suppose it wouldn't do much good to apologize. 420 00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,426 No. 421 00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:12,598 Can I have my dog back? 422 00:21:18,338 --> 00:21:22,408 Everybody deserves to be loved, right? 423 00:21:39,259 --> 00:21:41,227 Feel like I hardly even got to know him. 424 00:21:41,228 --> 00:21:43,028 You had him for a day. 425 00:21:59,479 --> 00:22:01,480 [Alex sighs] 426 00:22:04,451 --> 00:22:07,453 One of those nights? 427 00:22:07,454 --> 00:22:10,723 One of those weeks. 428 00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:13,025 You wanna talk about it? 429 00:22:15,428 --> 00:22:17,663 Sometimes you want something so bad, 430 00:22:17,664 --> 00:22:21,534 you construct this fantasy that it's all going to work out. 431 00:22:21,535 --> 00:22:25,535 And it never does. 432 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:28,274 I heard about the house. 433 00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:31,010 Actually, my mom pulled the offer. 434 00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:36,048 You're staying? 435 00:22:36,049 --> 00:22:40,052 Yeah, looks like you're stuck with us. 436 00:22:40,053 --> 00:22:41,654 And hey... 437 00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:45,591 a little fantasy every now and then never hurt, right? 438 00:22:45,592 --> 00:22:47,193 You know who I used to fantasize about 439 00:22:47,194 --> 00:22:48,394 when I was your age? 440 00:22:48,395 --> 00:22:50,496 - Who? - Sigourney Weaver. 441 00:22:50,497 --> 00:22:52,131 From Avatar? 442 00:22:52,132 --> 00:22:54,166 From Ghostbusters. 443 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,569 Me and your mom used to watch that movie every single Sunday. 444 00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:59,638 That was our ritual, no matter how crazy things got. 445 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:02,041 We always had Ghostbusters. 446 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:04,109 You are something else. 447 00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:06,245 Who's yours? 448 00:23:06,246 --> 00:23:07,646 - My fantasy? - Yeah. 449 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,114 No, I'm not telling you that. 450 00:23:09,115 --> 00:23:10,649 Uh, I just told you mine. 451 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,318 And that's your mistake. 452 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,221 What? I'm pouring my heart out to you. 453 00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:17,156 Yeah. Come inside and make me breakfast. 454 00:23:17,157 --> 00:23:19,525 Oh, my God. Is it Shia LaBeouf? 455 00:23:19,526 --> 00:23:21,126 Egg. 456 00:23:21,127 --> 00:23:22,628 (Dirty Projectors) If there is ever 457 00:23:22,629 --> 00:23:24,496 Sunny side, over-easy? 458 00:23:24,497 --> 00:23:26,065 Sunny. 459 00:23:26,066 --> 00:23:30,002 Of why what did or didn't pass 460 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:33,405 You hung my photos. 461 00:23:33,406 --> 00:23:34,940 Yeah, but don't get a big head about it, 462 00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:37,576 or I'll take them down. 463 00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:38,978 Your mom joining us? 464 00:23:38,979 --> 00:23:40,379 No, she stayed out. 465 00:23:42,949 --> 00:23:46,051 Where? 466 00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:47,519 Interesting. 467 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,989 I know, the woman is full of surprises. 468 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:51,190 Yes, she is! 469 00:23:51,191 --> 00:23:53,626 And you're always on my mind 470 00:23:53,627 --> 00:23:55,427 471 00:23:55,428 --> 00:23:58,097 [both breathing heavily] 472 00:23:58,098 --> 00:24:02,098 Whether there is or isn't any position 473 00:24:03,603 --> 00:24:07,603 You care if I take or I don't 474 00:24:09,209 --> 00:24:12,144 I will always hope 475 00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:15,948 What we shared so long 476 00:24:15,949 --> 00:24:18,117 Oh, my God. 477 00:24:18,118 --> 00:24:19,952 Yeah, yeah! 478 00:24:19,953 --> 00:24:23,222 [both moaning] 479 00:24:23,223 --> 00:24:25,591 [laughs] 480 00:24:25,592 --> 00:24:28,260 [breathing heavily] That was amazing. 481 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:32,998 Mmm. Thank you. 482 00:24:32,999 --> 00:24:37,436 483 00:24:37,437 --> 00:24:38,671 [both laugh] 484 00:24:38,721 --> 00:24:43,271 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32966

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