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Previously on Casual...
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He was so blessed to have kids like you.
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You use your own dating site?
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I wrote the matching algorithm.
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- Are you his date?
- Yeah.
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(Hayden) Okay, that's his sister,
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and they were
shit-talking us back here.
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I want full custody.
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Where are you two going to live?
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(Valerie) With Alex.
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(Emile) It's just weird, you all
living in this house together.
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Do you want to have sex or not?
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- Uh, we're heading out.
- Okay.
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You ever online date?
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To the men of Snooger.com,
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you are the ideal 36-year-old woman.
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You want to stop thinking
about Drew, go be with somebody.
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I'm Valerie.
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[quirky music]
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Um, I, um...
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I think I should...
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Okay.
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[clears throat]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxxwww.addic7ed.com
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Morning! Breakfast is almost up.
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[Alex murmuring]
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(Alex) All right.
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We're out of buttermilk.
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Also, one of these got
stuck in the griddle,
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but that's fine. I can eat it.
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They're just better with buttermilk,
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which is surprising 'cause
buttermilk's disgusting.
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But when it comes to batter,
there's just no substitute.
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So you're over in
Silver Lake, right, Leon?
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Uh, how'd you know that?
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You left your wallet on the counter.
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Also, your AAA card is expired.
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Oh.
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I've thought about moving
east, but traffic's such a pain.
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(Alex) Morning, Val. Just in time.
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Get 'em while they're hot.
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(Alex) Mmm, mmm.
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Oh, my God. That is good.
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Alex, can I talk to you for a second?
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I like him.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Um, lots of things.
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You invited him to breakfast?
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Yeah, I wanted to make waffles.
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Oh, my God.
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Don't you think you
should have asked me first?
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Oh, my God. It's fine. He's cool.
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He's a one-night stand.
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Good review for King Lear at The Broad.
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You, uh, like theater?
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No.
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You just seem uncomfortable.
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I thought I should say something.
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So your, um, mom and your uncle...
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Yeah, regular Bonnie and Clyde.
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They're... close?
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Yeah.
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It's actually pretty normal.
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Except when they shower together.
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Leon, I'm fucking with you.
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Hey, come on, Laura. Let's go.
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We're always late for school.
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Uh, no, don't get up.
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Just... finish your waffle.
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Alex can see you out.
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Okay, um, I'll, um... call you?
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Uh, uh... okay, great.
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[door closes]
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Well, she's in a mood.
Can you pass the syrup?
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[soft music]
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I'm sorry you had to see that.
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What? The strange man
at the breakfast table?
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It was a lapse in judgment,
and I reacted poorly.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm okay if you're okay.
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Okay.
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So how was he?
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Hmm?
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First times can be awkward.
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He seemed awkward.
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Uh, does that seem like
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an appropriate question for me?
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You asked me after
Emile and my first time.
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Yeah, that's different.
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If you say so.
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Seemed like he was
holding something back.
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Like he was unable to engage,
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which can happen sometimes
with new partners.
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You psychoanalyzed him like
he was one of your patients?
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I did not.
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Sounds like attachment issues.
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Well, that's your words, not mine.
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Definitely attachment issues.
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[sighs]
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Hey, I'm getting a
latte. You want anything?
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My brother made breakfast
for my one-night stand.
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Oh.
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You should be upset.
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I-I-I am.
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Anyway, I-I'm fine.
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I'm fine. It's fine.
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I'm just gonna... I just
need to distract myself
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and go for a jog or something.
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Jogging is sad.
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Go spinning.
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Spinning?
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[scoffs] It's the best.
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One girl I ride with, Rachel,
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she got divorced, started spinning,
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and now she's gonna
ride up Mount Everest.
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I think that's impossible.
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Right?
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It totally changes your mind-set.
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Also, after I ride, I can drink
guilt-free with my friends...
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who you should totally
come meet tonight.
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Oh, that's very, very
sweet but unnecessary.
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No, I'm serious. They've
been asking about you.
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- They have?
- Duh!
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You're, like, this
woman who knows things.
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I talk about you all the time.
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Come on. It'll be fun.
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Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that.
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Great.
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And don't worry about your brother.
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I'm sure he means well.
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I'm not sure what he means.
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[quirky music]
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[groans]
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Uh, can I ask you something...
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about your sister?
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Sorry if that's inappropriate.
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It is, but I don't care.
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Uh, should I call her?
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Yeah, so the thing with Val is,
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her ex-husband is a
colossal douche wagon
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and she's just now getting
back into the dating scene.
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Douche wagon?
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Yeah, like a douche canoe but worse.
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- Right.
- Anyway.
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It's great that she's
dating 'cause she's great,
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but it's also kind of tough
because she's not looking
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for anything serious.
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- I see.
- Yeah.
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You gotta differentiate
between the one-night stands
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and the relationships, Leon. That's key.
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And what if I don't
want a one-night stand?
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Uh... okay.
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Um, well, you find the middle ground.
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Hookups without emotional investment.
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You actually do that?
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I invented a website
for its express purpose.
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So if I call Val...
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She'll shut you out,
make you a one-off.
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But if I don't, then...
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She'll get lonely, have
a few drinks, text you.
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Once you get that second
night, the doors are open.
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And in the meantime?
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Meet some other girls, date around.
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[scoffs]
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[sighs]
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- What?
- Ah, no, nothing.
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Talk to me, Leon.
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[chuckles] I barely know you.
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You had sex with my sister.
I made you breakfast.
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Okay, uh...
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the thing is, uh...
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[sighs]
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That I've been in a kind of a dry spell.
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Mm-hmm. Define dry.
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Ten months.
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Wow. Post breakup?
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Uh, dated for three
years, engaged for another.
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A month before the
wedding, I found tapes.
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Tapes? Like VHS?
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Yup.
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A collection of all the men
and women she'd ever been with
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up to and including the
time that we were together.
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Whoa.
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Who even has a VCR?
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She does.
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[chuckles]
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What are you doing tonight?
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Um...
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[percussive music]
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[school bell rings]
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(Michael) Laura.
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Um, that picture of
the hangers in there,
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that's... that's yours, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's, um, it's interesting.
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But the focus is off.
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I know.
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I can't... I can't seem to get it right.
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What do you got there?
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A Nikon FG.
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Okay, any other lenses?
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Let's see.
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Ah, the pressure plate
may be misaligned.
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That sounds ominous.
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It should be easy enough to fix.
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Why don't you stay after school someday?
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I'll show you how it works.
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Really?
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Yeah, sure.
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You've got a good eye.
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But if your photos are soft,
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no one's ever gonna be able to see it.
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Thank you, Michael.
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(Mia) Oh, finally. Where were you?
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Michael Carr is sexy.
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Kristen Moore's mom sure thought so.
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He did not fuck Kristen Moore's mom.
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Yeah, that was Jessie Caughlin.
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Carr had an affair with Ms. Hastings.
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- That's why she resigned.
- The whole faculty is depraved.
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They're like Eyes Wide
Shut on minimum wage.
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I don't buy the Hastings rumor, okay?
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She's illiterate, and
he's... sophisticated.
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Sophisticated?
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Your boyfriend's a cock with legs.
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- Don't be jealous.
- Jealous?
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You're the one with the kiddie crush.
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[scoffs] Shut up.
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[electronic dance music]
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Hey, motherfuckers!
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(class) Hey, Marianne.
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Any first-timers out there?
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What's your name?
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Um, Valerie.
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What's your name, honey?
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My name is Valerie!
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Well, thanks for joining
us on our journey, Valerie.
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Now, we all ride together,
so if you need anything,
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just raise your little hand,
and I'll come on over, okay?
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- Okay, thank you.
- All right.
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Now close your eyes.
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Set an intention.
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Why are you here?
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To forget about something at home?
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To prove to that guy
that he made a mistake?
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Prick!
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Or maybe just to sweat.
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Whatever your reason, know that we are
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all working together to achieve it.
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Okay?
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Let's find the beat!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Yes, I can feel it!
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Whoa. What happened to you?
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Spinning.
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Ugh. Beauty cult.
275
00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:54,237
Oh, you should see the locker room.
276
00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:56,406
It's like animals presenting.
277
00:11:56,406 --> 00:11:58,074
Hey, how'd last night go?
278
00:11:58,074 --> 00:12:01,978
Oh... uh, we didn't do anything.
279
00:12:01,978 --> 00:12:04,247
He started to touch
me, and I freaked out,
280
00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:06,849
and then we just laid next to each other
281
00:12:06,849 --> 00:12:08,952
in total silence the rest of the night.
282
00:12:08,952 --> 00:12:10,887
Couldn't sleep. Couldn't move.
283
00:12:10,887 --> 00:12:12,822
Huh.
284
00:12:12,822 --> 00:12:15,058
Did he say anything after I left?
285
00:12:15,058 --> 00:12:17,360
No. I think he was embarrassed.
286
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,795
He won't be coming around.
287
00:12:18,795 --> 00:12:20,697
Okay.
288
00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:22,165
- You all right?
- Yeah.
289
00:12:22,165 --> 00:12:23,733
I'm going out with
some 20-something girls.
290
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:25,234
I'm sure that'll help.
291
00:12:25,234 --> 00:12:27,403
Always helps me.
292
00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:34,777
(Alex) Skye!
293
00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:37,814
- Hey.
- What's up?
294
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:39,282
This is my friend 'Lenore.
295
00:12:39,282 --> 00:12:40,883
This is Leon.
296
00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:45,154
Uh, pleasure.
297
00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:46,889
Drinks!
298
00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:49,859
[upbeat music]
299
00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:53,896
300
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:54,998
[laughter]
301
00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,432
[gasps] Ahh!
302
00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:59,102
Oh, my God! You made it!
303
00:12:59,102 --> 00:13:01,938
(Leia) Val, this is Janie and Allison.
304
00:13:01,938 --> 00:13:03,339
- (both) Hi.
- Hi.
305
00:13:03,339 --> 00:13:05,842
[giggles]
306
00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:10,413
James, you are literally a mind reader.
307
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,016
Whoo! Cheers to the
guys who fuck us over.
308
00:13:13,016 --> 00:13:15,251
Sucked in bed, thank
God we weren't sober.
309
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:16,786
[laughter]
310
00:13:16,786 --> 00:13:19,255
311
00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:22,692
[women grunting]
312
00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:24,293
[exhales] Oh.
313
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:26,295
Could have used that in the
last years of my marriage.
314
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:28,798
Oh, vodka is like a universal cure-all.
315
00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:30,933
It works on bug bites.
316
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:33,102
Hey, can I ask you something?
317
00:13:33,102 --> 00:13:35,138
Uh, okay.
318
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:38,274
Um... how did you get where you are?
319
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:41,978
Um...
320
00:13:41,978 --> 00:13:46,215
well, through a long chain
of self-destructive choices
321
00:13:46,215 --> 00:13:50,215
that led to the dissolution
of a loveless marriage.
322
00:13:50,753 --> 00:13:53,823
Oh... I meant, like, with your job.
323
00:13:53,823 --> 00:13:56,859
You're super successful.
324
00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:59,062
Oh.
325
00:13:59,062 --> 00:14:00,930
Sorry.
326
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:04,100
Um, we... you know, I just...
327
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,403
I just worked hard, and
when I had the chance
328
00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:09,305
to have a practice, I took it.
329
00:14:09,305 --> 00:14:11,908
And, yeah, just a lot of that,
330
00:14:11,908 --> 00:14:15,912
being in the right
place at the right time.
331
00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:17,713
Stuff like that.
332
00:14:17,713 --> 00:14:20,083
Cool.
333
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:23,419
334
00:14:23,419 --> 00:14:26,422
[ Bad, Bad, Bad by Heems]
335
00:14:26,422 --> 00:14:30,422
336
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:32,795
I don't want to stay too long, okay?
337
00:14:32,795 --> 00:14:34,897
Whatever. They're your friends.
338
00:14:34,897 --> 00:14:36,732
Just don't leave me.
339
00:14:36,732 --> 00:14:38,167
Hello I'm Heems
340
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,702
I'm at least a compelling dude
341
00:14:39,702 --> 00:14:40,837
Telling you my hellish views
342
00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:42,472
Of life as a Telugu
343
00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:43,873
(Mia) Laura! Baby.
344
00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:45,441
Where the fuck were you?
345
00:14:45,441 --> 00:14:46,909
- Emile's.
- What were you doing?
346
00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:49,745
You guys were fucking, weren't you?
347
00:14:49,745 --> 00:14:50,847
- Aah! Come on.
- Let's go.
348
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,348
We're having the best night.
349
00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:53,783
We friends we all wack
350
00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,017
Shouts to Small Black
351
00:14:55,017 --> 00:14:56,352
All y'all could fall back
352
00:14:56,352 --> 00:14:57,820
We're going swimming.
353
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,956
Oh, I'm okay.
354
00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:02,825
What? No, you have to.
355
00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:05,328
The water feels so good.
356
00:15:05,328 --> 00:15:06,929
Just rolls over you.
357
00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:08,798
I don't know how to describe it.
358
00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:11,300
Like a wave?
359
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,337
(both) A wave.
360
00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:16,305
Uh, no, I'm just gonna go sit over there
361
00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:20,443
and pretend like I'm having fun.
362
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:21,444
[laughter]
363
00:15:21,444 --> 00:15:25,444
364
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,862
[phone vibrates]
365
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:41,998
[electronic pop music]
366
00:15:41,998 --> 00:15:44,300
He's doing okay, right?
367
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,701
(Skye) He seems fine.
368
00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:46,736
(Alex) Cool.
369
00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:48,037
He needs this.
370
00:15:48,037 --> 00:15:50,373
How do you two know each other?
371
00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:51,974
We met last night.
372
00:15:51,974 --> 00:15:53,209
He hooked up with my sister.
373
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,944
At least he tried to.
374
00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:56,712
Wasn't she married?
375
00:15:56,712 --> 00:16:00,016
She was, yeah, but she's
trying to get back in the scene.
376
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,951
Maybe you can teach her a thing or two.
377
00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,819
(boy) Yes! Level up!
378
00:16:03,819 --> 00:16:05,354
You got this, little froggie!
379
00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:08,024
This kid is so happy. How
can anyone be that happy?
380
00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:09,425
Maybe he had a pet frog.
381
00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:11,127
Yeah, or maybe his dad's a truck driver
382
00:16:11,127 --> 00:16:13,362
who abandoned him and
his mom at an early age,
383
00:16:13,362 --> 00:16:16,232
and this is some weird
kind of sublimation therapy.
384
00:16:16,232 --> 00:16:19,068
What are you talking about?
385
00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:21,137
- Bad parenting.
- Oh.
386
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,405
How's your mom?
387
00:16:22,405 --> 00:16:23,806
She's fine.
388
00:16:23,806 --> 00:16:25,241
Still emotionally blackmailing you
389
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:26,943
for not coming to Thanksgiving?
390
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,177
How do you remember that?
391
00:16:28,177 --> 00:16:29,378
That was, like, a year ago.
392
00:16:29,378 --> 00:16:31,080
Yeah, you were really upset by it.
393
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,149
You came over every night that week.
394
00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:35,451
Yeah, and then you stopped calling me.
395
00:16:35,451 --> 00:16:38,721
Yeah. It's tough around the holidays.
396
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,089
So many distractions.
397
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:47,266
[laughter]
398
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:49,339
(Leia) Nicely done.
399
00:16:49,339 --> 00:16:50,574
What?
400
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,210
You totally eye-fucked James.
401
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,845
The waiter?
402
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:57,080
She eye-fucked him to completion.
403
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,850
I did not have sex with his eyes.
404
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:02,986
He's probably in the back
washing his face off right now.
405
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:05,188
- Go talk to him.
- Stop.
406
00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:07,324
This is how it works
out here in the wild.
407
00:17:07,324 --> 00:17:09,626
- He's a child.
- Only on the inside.
408
00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:10,760
Did you see his arms?
409
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,163
Guys my age love women your age.
410
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,832
Oh, so you want me to
prey on his mommy complex?
411
00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:18,101
I want you to ride him into his 20s.
412
00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:20,971
[giggles]
413
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:23,106
What do I even say?
414
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:26,109
[hip-hop music plays]
415
00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:30,080
416
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,016
You're, like, the prettiest
girl at this party.
417
00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:34,918
Really?
418
00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:37,187
You want to go upstairs?
419
00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:41,187
420
00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:51,334
[laid-back rock music plays]
421
00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:55,334
422
00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:57,140
Excuse me.
423
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,309
Oh, hey.
424
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,211
Um, I need to ask you something.
425
00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:03,346
Okay.
426
00:18:03,346 --> 00:18:05,348
Um...
427
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:10,987
What time do you... get off?
428
00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:14,691
429
00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,860
[chuckles]
430
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,662
431
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,231
Did you get his number?
432
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:22,799
Oh! It's an address!
433
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,768
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
434
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:26,136
I am so proud of you.
435
00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:27,737
- Oh!
- Cheers!
436
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:29,172
Cheers!
437
00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:32,042
Get it in.
438
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:35,045
[hip-hop music plays]
439
00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:39,045
440
00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:44,222
[siren wails]
441
00:18:44,246 --> 00:18:46,302
Cops! Hey, guys, cops in here! Let's go!
442
00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:48,825
All right, party's over! Let's go!
443
00:18:48,825 --> 00:18:50,794
Everybody get home! Let's go!
444
00:18:50,794 --> 00:18:52,329
Get home.
445
00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:53,597
I don't care where you go,
446
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:56,032
but you gotta get out of here.
447
00:18:56,032 --> 00:18:58,101
Let's go! Move it!
448
00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:00,303
Let's go, get out of here.
449
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:03,640
Who's the homeowner?
450
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,076
Uh, in this economy? Probably the bank.
451
00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:07,644
Are you trying to be a smartass?
452
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:09,879
- You asked.
- How old are you?
453
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:13,879
454
00:19:20,156 --> 00:19:21,358
16.
455
00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:24,361
[pop music plays]
456
00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:25,629
457
00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,097
What are you doing over here?
458
00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:30,100
459
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,302
Oh, what the fuck?
460
00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:35,338
I don't know. Maybe
I'm just not her type.
461
00:19:35,338 --> 00:19:37,274
Don't say that. You're everybody's type.
462
00:19:37,274 --> 00:19:40,844
Relax. She's just getting some coke.
463
00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:43,246
Like... cocaine?
464
00:19:43,246 --> 00:19:45,215
Yes, that coke.
465
00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,617
466
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:48,985
This is a bad idea.
467
00:19:48,985 --> 00:19:50,654
At first, I felt the same,
468
00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:53,590
but sometimes the best
idea needs to be a bad idea.
469
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,859
I'm not comfortable with this.
470
00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:57,327
That's exactly why we
need to get you high.
471
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,928
You need confidence, and cocaine
472
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,330
is nature's ego boost.
473
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,365
I-I-I don't think it's natural.
474
00:20:02,365 --> 00:20:04,067
Of course it is. It's made from plants.
475
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,969
Stop. Look at 'Lenore.
476
00:20:05,969 --> 00:20:08,838
Have you ever hooked up with
someone covered in tattoos?
477
00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,006
No.
478
00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:11,308
It's a transformative experience.
479
00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:13,043
It's like fucking a museum.
480
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:17,043
Okay? You with me?
481
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:19,649
I'm gonna regret this either way.
482
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:21,851
You know, I am really
starting to like you.
483
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:24,888
Yeah, that's what scares me.
484
00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:26,623
Let's go get you a bump.
485
00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:30,093
486
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:32,028
Hi. You're the cocaine guy?
487
00:20:32,028 --> 00:20:34,130
It's cool. They're with me.
488
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,265
I've never actually done this before.
489
00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:37,100
Do I buy it by the bag?
490
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:41,204
Do I need to sniff some
off your switchblade?
491
00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:42,872
It's 100 a gram.
492
00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:45,241
Okay, great.
493
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:48,845
I will take 1 gram of
your finest cocaine.
494
00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,914
Oh, screw it. I'll go half.
495
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:52,148
Leon!
496
00:20:52,148 --> 00:20:55,118
My man!
497
00:20:55,118 --> 00:20:58,121
Here you go.
498
00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,256
Oh, fuck.
499
00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:01,691
Turn around, dumb-ass.
500
00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:02,959
Um...
501
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,929
502
00:21:15,769 --> 00:21:17,604
[chuckles]
503
00:21:25,045 --> 00:21:26,780
- Um...
- Oh, hey.
504
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:29,816
[sports announcer
speaking in background]
505
00:21:29,816 --> 00:21:32,285
(Valerie) Uh...
506
00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:35,288
Oh, you have company.
507
00:21:35,288 --> 00:21:36,957
Yeah, that's my roommates.
508
00:21:36,957 --> 00:21:40,327
Uh, that's Mike, his
girlfriend, Callie, and Pat.
509
00:21:42,996 --> 00:21:45,932
Oh, do you want to hit this?
510
00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:48,034
Oh, no, thank you.
511
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:50,937
- Beer?
- Sure.
512
00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:52,906
I mean... [clears throat]
513
00:21:52,906 --> 00:21:55,709
Not that I... not that I
have a problem with it.
514
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,344
I mean, actually,
marijuana has been shown
515
00:21:57,344 --> 00:22:01,344
to relieve stress in
cases of clinical anxiety.
516
00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:06,015
Yeah. Okay.
517
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,889
Wouldn't a spoon be easier?
518
00:22:08,889 --> 00:22:11,658
Boog took all the spoons.
519
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:17,097
Oh... that's funny.
520
00:22:17,097 --> 00:22:19,933
We've been having this prank
war for, like, two years.
521
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:23,837
Uh, so you want to go?
522
00:22:23,837 --> 00:22:25,238
Nice to meet you.
523
00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:37,250
[clears throat]
524
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,719
[sighs]
525
00:22:39,719 --> 00:22:40,987
Sorry. Is this okay?
526
00:22:40,987 --> 00:22:42,289
Yeah.
527
00:22:42,289 --> 00:22:44,991
- Why wouldn't it be?
- [giggles]
528
00:22:44,991 --> 00:22:46,726
You're giggling?
529
00:22:46,726 --> 00:22:47,994
I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
530
00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:50,931
I'm sorry. It's just I, um...
531
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,199
[laughs]
532
00:22:52,199 --> 00:22:54,301
Feel like... I just... I feel like
533
00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:55,902
I'm in high school again.
534
00:22:55,902 --> 00:22:58,104
You know, I have a
plaid skirt in my closet.
535
00:22:58,104 --> 00:22:59,105
Do you wanna put that on?
536
00:22:59,105 --> 00:23:02,175
[laughs]
537
00:23:08,081 --> 00:23:10,083
Take this off.
538
00:23:11,718 --> 00:23:13,086
[cell phone rings]
539
00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:15,021
- Uh, sorry.
- Ignore it, ignore it.
540
00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:18,792
I just... um, you can't.
541
00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:23,029
You can't when you, um... have kids.
542
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:26,600
Yeah?
543
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,869
Wait. You what?
544
00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:30,971
Yes.
545
00:23:30,971 --> 00:23:33,607
No, okay. Yes, of course.
546
00:23:33,607 --> 00:23:36,142
Just don't... don't say anything, okay?
547
00:23:36,142 --> 00:23:38,845
No. Not a word.
548
00:23:38,845 --> 00:23:42,082
I'm so sorry. It's, um... my daughter.
549
00:23:42,082 --> 00:23:44,885
- She... sorry, one second.
- [cell phone rings]
550
00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:49,122
Yeah, I'm coming right now.
551
00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:50,590
You what?
552
00:23:53,193 --> 00:23:55,795
Mom's gonna be so pissed.
553
00:23:55,795 --> 00:23:57,264
It's fine.
554
00:23:57,264 --> 00:24:01,067
You're allowed to mess
up once in your life.
555
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:05,205
I think Emile might be cheating on me.
556
00:24:05,205 --> 00:24:07,073
You okay?
557
00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:09,709
I don't know.
558
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:12,078
He was in a room with another girl.
559
00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:15,081
- I didn't see anything, but...
- Fuck him.
560
00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:16,850
You can do better.
561
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,051
And he sucks at guitar.
562
00:24:18,051 --> 00:24:21,755
- Right?
- Yeah.
563
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:23,790
- You're grounded.
- What?
564
00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:25,225
I think she was talking to me.
565
00:24:25,225 --> 00:24:26,793
Oh, still.
566
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:29,262
(Leon) Hi, Valerie.
567
00:24:40,574 --> 00:24:41,675
[mouths words]
568
00:24:41,675 --> 00:24:44,678
[quirky music]
569
00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:48,678
570
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:58,120
I had, um, fun tonight...
uh, last night...
571
00:24:59,826 --> 00:25:03,129
with, um... both of you.
572
00:25:03,129 --> 00:25:06,700
573
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,302
Okay, Leon.
574
00:25:09,302 --> 00:25:13,302
575
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,679
Val, I'm sorry.
576
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:22,716
Don't. Just don't.
577
00:25:22,716 --> 00:25:24,017
Good night, Alex.
578
00:25:24,017 --> 00:25:25,018
Good night, Laura.
579
00:25:25,018 --> 00:25:27,253
Thanks.
580
00:25:27,253 --> 00:25:28,755
Thanks?
581
00:25:28,755 --> 00:25:30,757
For being a bigger fuck-up than I am.
582
00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:32,192
[scoffs]
583
00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:42,366
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