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I'm leaving all of Joe's whites
'cause I can't touch those.
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Shut up.
Shut up.
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- What?
- He's coming.
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He's coming.
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All right, I'm all packed up.
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You girls get your caboodles,
et cetera, put it by the door.
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We are getting out of here
by 05:45 in the morning.
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Joe, there is no way you have
everything you needed
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for the weekend
in that JanSport backpack.
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Yeah, I do. I've been
to this conference before.
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Yeah, but not as a developer
of your own game, babe.
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Excuse me.
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And this game is good.
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It's both visually striking
and emotionally challenging.
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That's from my pro
materials, but I'll take it.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Did you have any trouble
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getting past the albino horseman
in level six?
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Yeah, that was
a complicated riddle,
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but I figured it out.
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Hey, riddle me this, Joe.
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With the two things
you have shoved in there,
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how were you planning
an outfit day to night?
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Cords go day to night.
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Converse day to night.
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Couple of shirts
for my pit-stain change.
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Tom's of Maine deodorant.
Which does not work,
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by the way.
I agree with that.
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I like the way you smell.
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Hold on just one second.
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What is this?
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That is my lucky beetlejuice wig.
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Okay, there is
no professional environment
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that requires beetlejuice wig.
Hey, Jess.
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I say we just leave him alone,
'cause it seems
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like he's got it
all figured out.
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You're right.
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He doesn't need a new blazer!
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[Screams]
We got you a blazer!
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Aw, guys,
you didn't have to do that.
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- We did need to do that.
- We did,
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But, no matter what happens
this weekend,
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we just want you to know...
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Both: You're already a winner
in our book.
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Thank you, guys.
This is so sweet.
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- Oh.
- It fits you perfect.
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'Scuse me.
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I don't understand
why I can't come
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with you guys to Atlantic city.
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Joe's conference
is at a casino,
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and they don't allow
little girls.
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Oh, come on.
Just put me in a nice dress
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and call me a small lady.
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Who's gonna call you a liar?
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Good point.
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She's gonna have
a life in crime.
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Best Friends Forever 01x06 - "Fatal Blow Out".
Original air date 01.06.2012. Series finale!
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Sync & corrections by into-the-light,
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, guys, we're running
a little bit early,
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so, if anybody needs to pop in,
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maybe take a whizz
or something.
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Jess?
Why are you asking me?
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No, I probably should.
Hey.
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I went on some of those gaming
blogs you told me about.
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People were saying some really
nice stuff about your game.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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I'm just trying to create
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some early buzz
so maybe I can win fan favorite.
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Oh, you're gonna win all right.
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In more ways than one,
my friend.
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Yeah.
Guys.
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It's way too early
for that right now.
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Guys. Look who I found
coming down Rob's stairs.
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- Hey, guys.
- It's Naya, Lennon.
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Naya was in there.
I can see that.
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Oh, I made you some coffee,
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but it looks
like you already have some.
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What?
This crap?
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[Clatters]
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You know, we didn't think
we were gonna get
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to see you so early, you
know, before you left town.
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Yeah, we're trying to spend
as much time
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as possible together before I
have to head to Brazil on Monday.
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Oh, I showed Joe and Jess
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the rough cut
of your documentary.
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So good.
Oh, God, the native peoples
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of the mountains of Brazil.
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The richness of the dances.
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I'm trying to get
this guy to go with me,
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but he won't leave his bar.
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All right, everybody,
let's pile in.
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Come in.
Last call for the bathroom.
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Jessica?
Why are you asking me?
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I just went.
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You know what,
I probably should.
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How's that coffee treating you?
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- It's pretty good.
- Yeah?
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Mm.
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Is it a real rich, deep roast?
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Did it get roasted
all night long?
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- Jessica.
- What?
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I'm talking about your coffee.
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What were you talking about?
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The night of passion you spent
with our friend Naya?
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I'm not talking about this.
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Oh, man.
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It must be really good
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if you won't talk about it.
I swear to God, man.
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She's a dancer, so we know
she's flexible.
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- Jess, just stop talking.
- She can probably get
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into the figure four position.
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- What? No.
- Your legs are here, and, what, his legs here?
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You didn't what?
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Nothing.
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She stayed over all night,
and you didn't have sex?
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Then what did you do?
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We talked, Jessica.
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Okay?
We have a lot in common.
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We've been... she's been on a lot
of adventures like I have.
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Give me a Gummi worm.
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[Video game sound effects]
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Man, the whole landscape
changes.
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Yeah, it basically goes off
string theory.
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So now you're
in another dimension
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that's slightly different
from the world you left.
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So an infinite amount
of things can happen?
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Every time you die,
the game changes.
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That's a Fatal Blowout.
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Awesome.
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I'm gonna set myself on fire.
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Okay.
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Hey, where's your blazer?
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Oh, all these guys
are wearing jean shorts.
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A blazer feels too fancy.
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Those jean shorts seem
to be loving your game.
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Yeah, they said
they're gonna vote for me.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me, mister.
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Can I play your stupid game?
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- Hey, Kurt.
- I'm just giving you crap, Joe.
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Nice booth.
Psyched to play your game.
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You know, I already had visits
from all the top cos.
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You know, Ubisoft,
Rockstar, Rocksteady.
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You name 'em,
they came 'em, baby.
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That's great.
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I actually have a couple
meetings set up myself.
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Hey! Hey, Joe.
Check this out, man.
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You're gonna love this,
you maniac.
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Look at this.
[T-shirt Cannon pops]
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Whoo!
Wait for it.
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[Exclaims]
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Carnal Justice.Thanks, man!
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Dude's gonna wear that
for the rest of his life.
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Hey, Kurt, I'm Lennon,
Joe's girlfriend.
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Ooh, you have beautiful hands.
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Do you use
industrial-strength lotion?
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No.
It's just regular.
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Just regular.
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All right.
Handshake's over.
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Listen, Josephus, I'm throwing an
invite-only foam party tonight.
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You coming?
Probably not.
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Yeah, but probably you will.
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I'll put you on the guest list.
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You should come too.
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Don't forget those little monkey
paws of yours, okay?
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- What?
- There's gonna be lots
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of 'nanners at that foam
party for you to grab.
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All right, got to roll.
This weekend gonna be cray-cray.
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Somebody, pick that up.
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That guy is the worst.
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Why does he say everything
twice?
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Right?
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Maybe I should put my blazer
back on.
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Hey, Jess.
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Yeah, hey,
a t-shirt just hit me
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right in the face.
Okay, can you find Rav
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and get that extra console
for Joe?
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Yeah.
What's going on?
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I'm worried that no one is
going to vote for Joe's game.
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Everybody here is handing out
all this free stuff,
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and all he brought was his game
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and a statue of me
with giant boobs.
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Should we make a target run?
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It's too late for that, Jess.
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He put back on his blazer.
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Okay, I'm gonna go get
the extra console.
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I want you to do some recon.
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Find out what these nerds
are buzzing about, all right?
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And then we'll make a plan.
Okay.
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In the meantime,
who do we know who could sit
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at a computer and vote all day?
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And we're in.
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Oh, thank you so much, Q.
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How many times I got
to tell you to keep smiling,
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keep shining, 'cause you can
always count on me?
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I know. So just vote
as many times
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as you can for Joe's game.
You got it.
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Now, let me hack into the
Atlanticon mainframe
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and see which game
is in the lead.
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Okay, Q, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Gotta go.
[Hangs up]
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- Did you press the button?
- What?
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- The button. Did you press it?
- Oh, no. Yes.
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No, I didn't.
I'm pressing it now.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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No, I'm fine.
I just...
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I think I had
some bad Gummi worms.
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After you.
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What is this laundry?
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All right, here, I'll take...
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- no, I got that. I got that.
- I can't carry that.
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Stop...
what are you doing?
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- I'm not doing anything.
- Stop kissing me.
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You kissed me.
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Okay, seriously, stop it.
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- You need to stop it.
- No, don't do it again.
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One more time.
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[Elevator bell dings]
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Okay.
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Okay.
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{Pub}- Hey, Q, what's the 411?
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How's Joe's game doing
in the polls?
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Lennon, it is not looking good.
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What do you mean?
Who's winning?
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Carnal Justice:Final Reckoning.
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That's Kurt.
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I don't know what the guy's
doing, but it is a landslide.
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Well, how far behind are we?
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Honey, it is over
as far as I'm concerned.
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Well, keep voting.
Are you voting?
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Come on.
I set up a program.
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I don't even have
to touch the keyboard.
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Then what are you still doing
in our apartment?
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Gotta go!
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Glad you liked it.
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Vote for me, man.
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Len, today went great.
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People are really into my game
I think.
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Yeah, it's 'cause your game
is the best thing here.
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Babe.
I love you.
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So I was thinking
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maybe we should check out
that foam party tonight.
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What?
No.
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No, I'm just gonna grab a drink
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with some of the guys
I used to work with,
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and then Rav and I are gonna hit
the casino.
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Okay, but aren't those parties
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kind of important
for networking?
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No.
Lennon, all the networking
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that needed to happen
happened today in this booth.
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Okay?
Okay.
252
00:08:37,271 --> 00:08:38,354
Both: Hey.
253
00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:39,973
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
254
00:08:40,024 --> 00:08:43,359
Then get your bathing suit.
We're going to a foam party.
255
00:08:43,394 --> 00:08:46,779
[Chatter]
256
00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:56,539
- Hello.
- Hi.
257
00:08:56,574 --> 00:08:58,625
Oh, no.
258
00:08:58,659 --> 00:09:00,776
God, I'm afraid
I'm gonna get touched.
259
00:09:00,794 --> 00:09:04,047
I think I'm getting
a yeast infection, Lennon.
260
00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:05,215
Hello, ladies.
261
00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:07,283
Enjoying dat foam?
262
00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:09,636
I'm sorry,
but I can't see your face.
263
00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:12,889
Heading your way.
Follow my voice.
264
00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:13,890
Oh, it's Kurt.
265
00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:15,008
Thank you, babies.
266
00:09:15,059 --> 00:09:17,010
Thank you, Kyle.
267
00:09:17,061 --> 00:09:18,561
Thank you.
268
00:09:18,596 --> 00:09:19,762
Hey.
269
00:09:19,796 --> 00:09:22,765
You don't need to be wearing those
tops if you're in the foam.
270
00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:24,484
- No, we always need tops.
- No, we do need tops.
271
00:09:24,518 --> 00:09:25,685
You sure?
'Cause I'm hearing
272
00:09:25,736 --> 00:09:27,737
from a lot of the girls
that the foam
273
00:09:27,771 --> 00:09:29,472
feels really good
on their boobs.
274
00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:31,324
Yeah, we'll take their word
for it.
275
00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:33,142
Yeah, we prefer our boobs dry.
276
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:37,113
So, in a choice between
dry boobs and wet boobs...
277
00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:39,115
We're gonna take the dry one
every time, man.
278
00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:40,750
- All right, your loss.
- All right, buddy.
279
00:09:40,784 --> 00:09:42,285
If you're interested,
I can get you
280
00:09:42,319 --> 00:09:44,537
a Carnal Justice beer koozie.
281
00:09:44,588 --> 00:09:47,590
All: Carnal Justice!Carnal Justice!
282
00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:48,875
I love you.
283
00:09:48,926 --> 00:09:51,461
You're my maniacs.
Hey, where's Joe?
284
00:09:51,495 --> 00:09:53,212
Oh, he couldn't make it.
He's networking.
285
00:09:53,264 --> 00:09:56,349
Good, 'cause that, like,
whole "above it all" attitude
286
00:09:56,383 --> 00:09:59,636
he's got is just suicidal.
287
00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:02,605
All right, ladies.
Help yourselves to everything,
288
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,507
and by everything, I mean my...
289
00:10:04,525 --> 00:10:06,192
- we got it, Kurt.
- Okay.
290
00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:09,512
Bye-bye!
Foam!
291
00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,614
Jessica, that guy
is gonna win fan favorite.
292
00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:13,650
What are you talking about?
The guy's an idiot.
293
00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:15,118
No, when I did
my recon earlier,
294
00:10:15,152 --> 00:10:17,019
I asked around,
and everybody said
295
00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:19,355
whoever throws the best party
wins fan favorite.
296
00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:20,790
But Joe's game is the best.
297
00:10:20,824 --> 00:10:22,292
It doesn't matter, Jessica.
298
00:10:22,326 --> 00:10:24,327
He can't compete with this.
299
00:10:24,361 --> 00:10:26,696
Excuse me.
300
00:10:26,714 --> 00:10:29,215
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
301
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,416
Excuse me.
No, I'm not...
302
00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,251
I don't want to do this
with you right now.
303
00:10:32,303 --> 00:10:33,920
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
304
00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,871
[Chatter]
305
00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:37,307
I don't know, Lennon,
there are a lot of people
306
00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:38,758
out here that are not
in the foam party.
307
00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:41,144
Well, yeah, I imagine
that'd be a nerd's nightmare.
308
00:10:41,178 --> 00:10:43,846
You know what,
hold on one second.
309
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,381
Excuse me.
310
00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:47,850
Can I ask you guys why you're
not in the foam party?
311
00:10:47,884 --> 00:10:49,552
Adrian doesn't like
to be touched,
312
00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:51,854
pat is scared of the dark,
Kimmy is prone to rashes,
313
00:10:51,888 --> 00:10:54,490
and I...
I don't like foam.
314
00:10:54,525 --> 00:10:56,892
Gotcha.
Thank you so much.
315
00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,894
Okay, here's the deal.
316
00:10:58,912 --> 00:11:02,165
There is clearly an underserved
population of nerds here.
317
00:11:02,199 --> 00:11:03,899
So order up
a couple foot-longs,
318
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:06,035
'cause we're having ourselves
a nerd party.
319
00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:09,572
[Chatter]
320
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,098
Len, Len?
Yeah?
321
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,883
I'm gonna refresh
the foot-long sub,
322
00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,585
but should I turn
the lights down?
323
00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:24,387
Oh, no, no, no.
Keep them as high as possible.
324
00:11:24,421 --> 00:11:25,921
Nerds love fluorescents.
Okay.
325
00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:27,390
- Did you turn the TV off?
- Yeah.
326
00:11:27,424 --> 00:11:29,192
Nobody likes TV on at a party.
327
00:11:29,226 --> 00:11:31,644
They absolutely do.
Put on Mythbusters, A&E, History Channel.
328
00:11:31,695 --> 00:11:33,780
Oh, I feel like
the Jane goodall of the nerds.
329
00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:35,982
You know, observing them
in their natural habitat.
330
00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:37,183
It's exciting.
331
00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,135
Can you ladies settle
a dispute?
332
00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:40,770
- Oh, sure.
- Yeah, of course.
333
00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:42,471
Kieran, was it?
Yes.
334
00:11:42,489 --> 00:11:46,075
You know, just FYI, FatalBlowout sponsored this party.
335
00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,810
Oh, I played that
earlier today.
336
00:11:47,828 --> 00:11:49,245
I very much enjoyed it.
337
00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:50,747
We're playing Werewolf,
and I've been named
338
00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:52,582
both Werewolf and Watchman,
339
00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:54,367
and that seems
like quite the conundrum.
340
00:11:54,418 --> 00:11:55,501
Well, you know
what I would think
341
00:11:55,536 --> 00:11:56,669
would really solve
your problem, Kier?
342
00:11:56,704 --> 00:11:58,621
Are some Harry Potter shots!
343
00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,957
[Cheers]
344
00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:03,209
All right.
345
00:12:04,628 --> 00:12:08,014
All: Expelliarmus!
346
00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:14,721
[Cheers and applause]
347
00:12:14,772 --> 00:12:16,272
Yes!
348
00:12:16,306 --> 00:12:18,274
You did it!
349
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,176
Die.
350
00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:21,611
You shall not pass.
351
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,679
[Laughter]
352
00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:27,366
You're dead.
I killed you.
353
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,786
So you're dead.
354
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:30,600
What's up, buddy?
355
00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:32,235
- What's going on here?
- Oh, man.
356
00:12:32,269 --> 00:12:34,654
This is a nerd party, Rav.
357
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,522
Sponsored by the most fatal
of blowouts.
358
00:12:36,573 --> 00:12:37,940
I can see that.
359
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,442
What are you doing here?
360
00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:42,945
- Um...
- Release your drawbridge, sir!
361
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:46,032
[Laughs]
Yeah!
362
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,951
Dude, you stabbed my friend!
363
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,837
This is just a little too much
for me right now.
364
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,255
I think I'm gonna go.
Don't you want to stay
365
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:53,756
for a Harry Potter shot?
Lennon!
366
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,958
She puts cinnamon on it,
and it explodes.
367
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,827
Nah.
I'm good.
368
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,128
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go.
369
00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:00,496
Okay.
370
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,886
Um, what is Rav doing
371
00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:09,338
coming to your room
in the middle of the night?
372
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,674
Um, 'cause I kissed him
in the freight elevator.
373
00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,393
Wait, what?
You kissed him?
374
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,894
- Yes.
- What happened?
375
00:13:14,945 --> 00:13:17,346
I don't know. There was laundry,
and then I fell, he caught me,
376
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,815
then we kissed.
377
00:13:18,849 --> 00:13:20,650
Well, what kind of kiss was it?
378
00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:22,485
- A hard one.
- Like a hot, hard one?
379
00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:24,954
Oh, yeah, it was like this
on me, right?
380
00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:26,739
- Show me on your hand, Jessica.
- You need to see it
381
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:27,957
to experience
what I was feeling.
382
00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,125
If you show me on my face,
383
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:31,077
then these nerds' penises
will go insane.
384
00:13:31,128 --> 00:13:33,246
Jessica, come on.
385
00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:35,164
[Both shouting]
386
00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:37,083
Stop.
387
00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:40,336
This kiss was sponsored
by Fatal Blowout.
388
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,422
Yes!
389
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,207
All: Fatal Blowout!
390
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:50,212
Fatal Blowout!Fatal Blowout!
391
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,231
Oh, no.
392
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,633
{Pub}And this award was sponsored
by Blast Energy Drink.
393
00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:01,259
Is he still mad at us?
394
00:14:01,285 --> 00:14:03,653
- I think so.
- Yes, I'm still mad at you.
395
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,606
Babe, we were just trying
to help.
396
00:14:06,624 --> 00:14:08,575
I didn't need any help.
And I asked you not to.
397
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:10,776
Well, you didn't actually say
those words, so...
398
00:14:10,794 --> 00:14:12,829
You know, when a friend
tries to help...
399
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,797
Stop talking.
400
00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:17,133
Congratulations
to Sylvester Willis
401
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:20,086
and his game Penguin Problems
402
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,306
for best family animation, hmm?
403
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,591
[Applause]
404
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:28,561
[Chuckles]
405
00:14:28,596 --> 00:14:31,064
And now the award
we've all been waiting for...
406
00:14:31,098 --> 00:14:33,483
Fan Favorite.
407
00:14:35,769 --> 00:14:37,270
Fatal Blowout.
408
00:14:37,304 --> 00:14:39,522
[Cheers and applause]
409
00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:41,140
No!
410
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,428
Thank you, guys.
This is awesome.
411
00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:50,513
I really appreciate it,
and it means so much
412
00:14:50,547 --> 00:14:51,648
because it's from the fans.
413
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,149
Thank you so much.
414
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,651
Hey, and thank you so much
415
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,487
fol that hot girl-on-girl
action at your party last night.
416
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,223
Right?
[Laughs]
417
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,528
You could learn
from that, Penguin Problems.
418
00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:08,698
Oh, my God, babe, you won.
419
00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:11,033
No, I didn't.
You guys did.
420
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,041
Babe, wait..
421
00:15:18,075 --> 00:15:19,542
I told you
I knew what I was doing,
422
00:15:19,576 --> 00:15:20,710
and you thought
you knew better.
423
00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:23,079
- But you won.
- Did I?
424
00:15:23,097 --> 00:15:25,682
Or was it the embarrassing party
you guys threw on my behalf?
425
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,017
No, it was your game.
426
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,968
Well, I guess we'll never know.
427
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,137
You should have just left it
alone.
428
00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:34,391
- I...
- I got to get some air.
429
00:15:34,425 --> 00:15:38,778
Babe.
430
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:42,816
Hey. Jess.
431
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,567
Oh, hey, I can't really talk
right now, okay?
432
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,903
We have to talk.
What's going on?
433
00:15:46,937 --> 00:15:48,104
I don't know what's going on.
434
00:15:48,122 --> 00:15:49,605
What happened?
What was that?
435
00:15:49,623 --> 00:15:51,958
Look, you...
we're old friends,
436
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,944
and you're just freaking out because
you have feelings for Naya.
437
00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:57,380
- I'm freaking out?
- Yes. That must be what it is.
438
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,548
So none of that
was you kissing me back?
439
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,500
All right, when some...
440
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,618
- Yes or no?
- I don't know, okay?
441
00:16:02,636 --> 00:16:05,455
I don't know.
I don't know.
442
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:10,393
Never mind.
443
00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:15,798
Maybe you're on the boardwalk.
444
00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:17,567
I don't know.
But you didn't have a coat on,
445
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,803
so will you please call me?
446
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:23,639
Hey, Queenetta, I can't talk
right now, okay?
447
00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:24,691
Do you have a dustbuster?
448
00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:27,360
Wait, you're still
in our apartment?
449
00:16:27,411 --> 00:16:28,745
I went home to sleep last
night, 'cause you went out
450
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,081
of cornnuts, but this morning
I came back in
451
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,983
to check on the voting.
Yeah, Joe won.
452
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:35,201
I know.
You're welcome.
453
00:16:35,252 --> 00:16:37,320
Thank you, Q.
Now I really have to go.
454
00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:40,457
So I kicked back on Joe's
inflatable wobbles chair,
455
00:16:40,491 --> 00:16:42,842
but I think I had some tacks
in my pocket,
456
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,161
because that thing exploded.
457
00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:46,930
Oh, that's okay.
Accidents happen.
458
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,133
But then I was so scared
you'd be mad,
459
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,951
so I knocked down
a bunch of stuff
460
00:16:51,986 --> 00:16:53,269
so it would look
like a burglary.
461
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,888
Okay, Queenetta, I need you
462
00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:56,672
to leave our apartment
right now, okay?
463
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,942
And lock the door behind you.
Gotta go!
464
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,678
[Sighs]
465
00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:07,367
[Cell phone rings]
466
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,769
Joe?
467
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,126
Hey, buddy,
you gonna pick that up?
468
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,912
Probably just gonna let it
go to voicemail.
469
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:20,964
Can you please let me in?
470
00:17:23,634 --> 00:17:24,717
[Door unlocks]
471
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:36,212
Babe, I'm really sorry.
472
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:37,564
I should have left it alone.
473
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,098
I just was worried that no one...
474
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,316
Didn't think
my game was good enough.
475
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,035
What?
476
00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:44,437
No, babe, what are you...
are you crazy?
477
00:17:44,488 --> 00:17:46,022
Your game is amazing.
478
00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:48,324
There's, like, a thousand people
in there that all they do
479
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,060
is this, and they can't stop
talking about it.
480
00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:52,695
This is what
you were born to do.
481
00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:54,981
Are you kidding me?
482
00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:59,335
That's why we did it, 'cause
I believe in you so damn much.
483
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,624
I have to say,
I, uh, I've never seen
484
00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:07,677
that many happy nerds
in my entire life.
485
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:11,214
I'm kind of
like the nerd whisperer, right?
486
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,500
Do you forgive me?
487
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,255
Guys?
488
00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:21,024
Could I come in?
489
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,226
Oh, man, this is just
where I want to be right now.
490
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:30,099
Oh, God, Joe, I am so sorry.
491
00:18:30,117 --> 00:18:32,268
If it makes you feel any better,
I just ruined my life again.
492
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:34,537
- Did you talk to Rav?
- Wait, what happened?
493
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,905
- She and Rav kissed.
- Rav and I kissed.
494
00:18:35,939 --> 00:18:37,323
Okay, I'm getting out
of the tub.
495
00:18:37,374 --> 00:18:40,827
No, Joe,
we're all in the tub now.
496
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,278
What happened?
497
00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:43,463
I don't know.
498
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,948
I think he has feelings
for Naya, you know,
499
00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:48,418
and he's scared,
and it just... I was there.
500
00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:51,721
'Cause, I mean, it's not like
he cares about me like that.
501
00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:56,743
Jess, I never told you this
before,
502
00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:59,729
but, after Rav punched Peter
at your wedding
503
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,397
and you guys got
in that huge fight...
504
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,682
Mm-hmm.
505
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:05,134
Rav disappeared
for, like, a whole year.
506
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:08,571
I didn't even know
where he was.
507
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:13,843
I think he was just so destroyed
'cause he thought he lost you.
508
00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:17,313
So I don't think it's 'cause he
doesn't have feelings for you.
509
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,621
Well, what do I do now?
510
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:27,156
- Go talk to him.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
511
00:19:27,174 --> 00:19:28,708
Okay.
[Screams]
512
00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:30,426
[All scream]
Oh, my God.
513
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,462
So wet.
514
00:19:38,352 --> 00:19:39,835
- Go, go, go.
- Oh, Joe.
515
00:19:39,853 --> 00:19:41,337
I'm glad I caught you.
516
00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:43,606
I'm Annie Heller,
VP at Phoenix Games.
517
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,891
I know who you are.
518
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,276
I am a big fan of your game.
519
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,061
Everyone at Phoenix
is obsessed with it.
520
00:19:48,112 --> 00:19:49,512
Babe, I told you.
521
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,947
Why don't you call me on Monday
522
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,899
so we can talk about working
on it together?
523
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,117
If that's okay.
524
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,818
That's totally okay.
Awesome.
525
00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:57,520
Oh, and sorry
I missed your party.
526
00:19:57,538 --> 00:20:01,157
I don't really do
that kind of thing.
527
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,375
Well, don't let me keep you.
528
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,626
It looked
like you were chasing someone.
529
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,361
- Thank you.
- Okay. Buh-bye.
530
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,463
Thank you.
Thank you!
531
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,500
This is it.
This is it.
532
00:20:16,056 --> 00:20:17,674
Where is he?
Len?
533
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:18,891
Okay, I'll check the casino.
534
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,377
Babe, have you heard from him?
535
00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:23,262
[Knocking at door]
Wait, he texted me.
536
00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:24,681
What?
537
00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:26,215
He left.
538
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,318
He went to Brazil with Naya.
539
00:20:32,656 --> 00:20:34,190
Hey, hey, hey.
540
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:36,659
We'll figure it out.
Okay?
541
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,060
Okay.
542
00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:41,247
- I think I messed up, Len.
- No. No, no.
543
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:45,084
Okay.
544
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,036
My butt feels very wet.
545
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,755
I know.
All our butts are wet.
546
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,573
- Yeah.
- I know.
547
00:20:50,591 --> 00:20:52,592
I love you guys.
548
00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:56,617
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