All language subtitles for Best Friends Forever s01e05 Hey Nonny Nonny.eng

So take me through the flow
of this open house.

So I'm the parent of
an eight-year-old little girl...

Walked by this dance studio,
I don't know, a thousand times.

Yeah, but what is this,
an open house?

Yes, please.
I come into this space.

- Stunning.
- Gorgeous.

Exposed brick, are you kidding?

I hand them a pamphlet.

So much helpful information.

You shove a baby quiche
in their mouth,

they sit down, the kids get up.

Give 'em the old
razzle-dazzle...

And then enrollment
in my dance studio.

Goes through the roof.
Done and done.

Guys, I did a varmint scare.

What is a varmint scare?

A varmint scare's
when I go up to the roof

and scream around
for all the varmints.

- Mm, 'course.
- What'd you find?

We might have a situation.

- What?
- There's a homeless guy

been keeping his birds up there.
Both: Ew.

So obviously we need
to pull up the ladder,

but that breaks
my heart because...

No, he'll never see his birds
again... we cannot do that.

Okay, why don't we just
put a tarp down?

I think that would show
a lot of compassion.

Guys, can I just... in this
moment right now...

Can you not cry right now?

Tell you how amazing you are
for helping me?

Oh, Lennon, you have cried
five times.

It is only 11:00 A.M., okay.
- But this is my dream.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must be lost.

Or am I...
In heaven?

Ken, oh, I thought
you were on tour!

Appears you were
mistaken, madam.

Both:
We can dance
among the flowers

[Laughing]
Oh, my God.

It's Ken.

[Laughing]

Best Friends Forever - 01x05 - "Hey Nonny Nonny".
Original air date: 01.06.2012.

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Ken, what are you doing here?

I... you never
wrote me back.

Well, Lennon, how many times
have we spoken,

and I'm on tour, you're busy?

Suddenly, I get an invite
to your open house,

I'm in New York.

I'm not emailing back.
I'm popping in.

[Laughing]

So, how do you guys
know each other?

Oh, babe, this is Ken.

Ken Haskins? Remember when
I studied abroad in London,

Ken was with
the national ballet.

Okay, Ken Haskins, right.

Len showed me the PBS thing
that you did.

Very athletic.
Oh, thank you.

Ken, I just have to say congratulations
on all of your successes.

You are remarkably sweet.
Ken Haskins.

Oh, Ken, it's Jessica.

It's... okay...
you remember?

I visited Lennon for two weeks
when she was in London?

We all went out together,
like, every night.

- Yeah.
- It was so many good times.

Oh, yes, of course.
That sounds familiar.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Oh, no worries, it happens.

Not usually to me, but...

Now about this open house,

I did have one little question:
- Oh, yeah.

Why haven't you
asked me to dance?

What are you talking about?

The open house.
I am dancing.

Shut up.
You would do that for me?

Now there is just
one requirement,

and I'm afraid
it's non-negotiable.

- Anything.
- You're dancing with me.

No, Ken, uh-uh.
I do not perform anymore.

It'll look like you're dragging
around an old sack of potatoes.

Oh, then it was a good thing
I've been working out.

- [Giggling]
- Unless, of course,

you don't want London's
preeminent choreographer

dancing at your open house.

You should do it, Len.

It would get butts in seats.

All right, I'm doing it.

Splendid.

Both:
With a hey-nonny-nonny
and a ho-ho-ho

You were done. Cool.

How's that brain explosion
working for you?

'Cause I can add more brain.

Are you kidding?
I can taste the brain.

Don't fill up, 'cause I need
you to test two more levels.

It was so good to see Ken.

So good.

I felt like
I was 20 years old again.

You know what?
Europe in the late 90s,

that was just a magical time.

And what it was for me, really,

was that I first felt
like a real woman.

- Well, we were.
- I mean, men were noticing me.

Lennon, we were women.

- Remember those discotheques?
- Oh, yeah.

We would step on the floor,

and it was like
sharks to the kill.

- Boom.
- Crotch-to-crotch

with every guy
from Norway, Croatia,

you name it.
Sweden, Greece,

the Ukraine.
Guys, I can hear you.

Those European men,
they just really got me.

- Oh, got us good.
- They got you?

Well, no, they didn't get me.

They got me.

Although, this one...
I did some getting.

And some gotting,
if you know what I mean.

Things were different
in Spain, though, right?

- Yeah.
- Little looser.

Little wilder.
We didn't use...

- Yeah.
- I mean...

Those guys run from bulls,

so they're not afraid
to put it in your...

[explosion sound]

- Ooh.
- Okay.

Can you guys please
take it to another room?

I'm on with Rav.

- Hey, Rav.
- Rav.

Rav knows what
I'm talking about...

- Hey, Rav.
- Just a little bit of...

[Disco music vocalizations]
Hey, ladies.

All right, please get
out of here, come on.

Get too turned on, I get it.

- I'm working.
- What's happening in there?

Ah, they're just all worked up
about Ken Haskins.

You don't think I need
to worry about that guy, right?

Big gay Haskins?

No, I don't think
you need to worry.

You're a disgrace
to the rebellion, cadet.

What was that?
What did you press?

- I hit space bar.
- Son of a bitch.

That is the wrong voice.

You're supposed to hear
the voice of a little girl.

I must've lost the audio.

Well, can't you
just rerecord it?

I can't... I don't have time.

I need to finish this
before the conference,

and I can't get
that child actor back.

Oh, you know who'd be great?

Dakota Fanning.
Rav...

She's practically a woman now.

Tell me about it.

Then I chaines out
into an arabesque?

Yeah, but remember, lamb,

we've got to fill
eight beats there.

- Oh, sorry.
- All right?

How 'bout
inside rond dejambe...

Okay.
Step contretemps,

then into your arabesque.

Of course, I'll be there
to catch...

- Yes.
- And...

- Oh, good, yeah...
- Yeah, lovely...

Oh, looking good, guys.

Oh, man, you know
what this reminds me of?

That dance we crashed
at Oxford.

Do you remember that, Ken?

You were wearing
that silk cravat,

and we were dancing
to the Cranberries?

Sounds like me, you're saying
it's you, so it must be us.

Guys, we just got
12 more RSVPs.

Ken, you're blowing it up.

Oh, please.

Actually, Jess,
while I have you.

- Yeah.
- You know what would be great

as a set would be a river,
um, wooden,

maybe elizabethan in style,
perhaps with some tin accents.

I think tin has a nice
scintillant quality.

Scintillant. Okay, that's
a word I'll be googling...

Actually, you know what
has a terrific amount of tin?

- Where is that?
- Chinatown.

Oh, well, text me
the address, I'm on it.

You know, my team
is on hiatus this week.

They have a set.

If it would be helpful, they could
just bring it in and erect it.

Oh, no. I can erect whatever
needs erecting.

My crew can handle that.

You have a crew?

Do I have a crew?
I have a crew, 'kay?

Is that really a river?

I feel like we might
need more waves.

You're welcome, by the way,
for helping you.

Oh, thank you, Rav.

Man, I didn't know
you were gonna be so needy.

Well, I am.

I require constant affirmation.

- Hey, Jess.
- Hey.

Do you know
where the boom box is?

I'm trying to run the kids
through their dance.

Yeah, at reception. I was dusting
to a little Dirty Diana.

Hey, Naya, you mind grabbing
me that hammer over there?

There's a hammer right here.

- Here you go.
- Nice tattoo.

Oh, thanks.
It's a Zen gate.

Represents openness.

Must've hurt like hell.
You're so thin.

I got one on my shoulder.

Is that a bat?

It's actually the hopi symbol
for intuition.

I got it when I was, uh, on
a reservation for a little bit.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I was gonna get
the one for bravery,

but it was huge
and I was afraid, so...

[Laughing]

Well, I'll leave
you guys to it.

Okay, bye, Naya.

Oh, look at you.

What?

Real glimpse
into the Rav technique.

"Bring me a hammer."

That's how you separate
the herd from the prey,

like a jungle cat
pouncing on his dinner.

I'm not trying to eat her.

Right, right.

When did you
spend time on a res?

You know, you don't know
everything about me.

Gimme that hammer.

Oh! I just got caught
in your web.

Just kidding.
Passed. Moment passed.

Let's cut to the chase.
We both know why I'm here.

Okay, I could
really use your help

recording a voice
for my video game.

That's funny.

I remember offering
my services a few weeks ago

and being told
you need a professional.

And I-I-I apologize
for that,

but I thought now you might
wanna help out a friend.

I would love
to help out a friend.

And Geneva here
was just saying to me

that she always
wanted a sister.

I'm listening.

Like another friend time doll.

How much would one
of these dolls cost me?

I don't know, Joe.
I got Geneva for Christmas.

Plus, I don't wanna
put a price tag on friendship.

Would I have to have the doll

before you laid down
any of the tracks?

I'm pretty sure
that's how business works.

More tea?

Just thought
maybe at the top...

- Yeah.
- You know, you could give,

like, a little...
like, a little this.

- Like a snake?
- Old school.

Or maybe, like, a body roll?

- Oh, yeah, girl.
- Oh, yeah.

Get it, girl.

And then shake it down,
pow, yeah.

- Hey.
- What?

Uh, the river
is looking fantastic.

- Oh, good.
- Yeah.

Really appreciate the work.

Quick thing: Think we had a
conversation about tin accents.

Yes, about the tin.

I went to that place
in Chinatown,

but I think it might've
changed hands,

'cause all they were selling
were live eels.

No, no, no, that is the place.

You have to go
all the way to the back,

push through the red curtain,
and ask for Ping Mai.

Did I not tell you that?
You didn't, but I'll get it.

- Well, apologies, madam.
- [Chuckling]

- Lennon, shall we?
- Yeah.

Well, I have
to go back to Chinatown.

Man, that guy...
Is a bit of a douche.

Right? I had a simple plan
for an elegant open house,

and he just takes it all over.

Still, this is
something special for Len,

so maybe we should all
just take the high road.

I'm sorry, is that not
the road I've been traveling?

I love the high road.

In fact, the high road
is leading me to Chinatown,

where I have a date
with a man named Ping Mai.

Pretty sure that's a woman.

Whatever. Listen, if I'm not
back in a half an hour...

I'll send out an AMBER Alert.

- I will murder...
- Jess.

- High road.
- Recalculating.

Back off stranger, I keep
the grenade in my baby stroller.

Awesome, Q.
You're a pro.

What do you expect, Joseph?

Look at me.
I'm a star.

Bet you're glad you wised up

and got me another
friend time doll.

Okay, okay, yeah, Q.
Let's keep going for the lines...

Geneva and Cheyenne
need some more tea first.

I think they've had
their fill of tea.

Oh, my God, Joseph.
Cheyenne just lost her hand.

You got me a bootleg doll?

No, I got it off Craigslist.

They just said there was some
light dog damage.

Dog damage?

You can consider
this contract null and void.

Geneva, I'm sorry
you had to see this.

Wait, come on, Q., aren't you
a little old for dolls?

I mean, you're 9 years old.
9 and 1/2!

Come on, Queenetta.

Hey, come on.

Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
I didn't know

you were still working.
It's fine, I, uh...

I guess I'm done for the day.

I just thought we could all
break some bread.

You know, get to know
each other, so...

So, uh, Joe, you also
work with children.

Oh, just the one.

Actually, I'm designing
a video game.

Oh, very cool.

Uh, what do you do
professionally?

Oh. This.

I do this.

Joe is a genius developer.
He's taking time off

to make his own game.

Oh, like someone
commissioned it.

Yeah, that's how
a lot of my stuff works.

I'm actually
still trying to sell it.

Right, hey,
good luck with that, man.

Now, I promised pimm's cups,
and I shall not disappoint.

To the bar!
[Laughing]

Whatever, I think
the best night we spent together

was that pub crawl.

- Oh, Warwick Avenue.
- Oh!

It was you, me, and Meredith.

Meredith, yes.

Now, Meredith was this
petite tomboy from Oslo.

No, I know Meredith,
I was at that pub crawl.

Well, that's...
Meredith's not important.

The point is, we were drunk.

Completely pissed, as I recall.

Oh, yeah? Len and I have
been drunk a bunch of times.

Well, not that much.

Well, enough
to call it "a bunch."

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but we were British drunk.

- It's different.
- Oh, and then we stumbled

into that raw bar, remember?
Yes! Yes!

And I made you try
your first oyster.

- Oh.
- Now she said...

She didn't wanna have it,
but I said,

"You have to!
It's an aphrodisiac."

- He kept saying that.
- Did he?

Did he keep saying that?
He did, 'cause I was there.

- I bet you were.
- Oh!

- Now, Ken, let me
ask you a question:

Are you familiar with the work

of Shabba Doo
and Boogaloo Shrimp?

Uh, I'm not sure.
Are they dancers?

Are they dancers?

Yeah, um, they're just part of the
biggest dance movement in the 1980s.

Breakin'?

Breakin' 2:
Electric Boogaloo?

Okay.

I'm gonna get the plates.

- I'll help you, Joe, so...
- Actually, Jess.

- Yes.
- I don't wanna be a trouble,

but if you have it,
I'd love an espresso.

Sure.

- With a rind of lemon.
- Okay.

- Just a twist.
- Okay.

Do we have an espresso machine?

His royal highness
has requested one.

Do we have
an "eat my butt" machine?

I'm requesting one
for good old Ken Haskins.

"Never mind Meredith."

"Ooh, I'm Ken Haskins."

"I can crack a walnut
in my butt-cheeks."

"Eat this oyster, Lennon,
it's an aphrodisiac."

"Pimm's cups
for everyone."

I swear, if he weren't
a gay man,

I would already
have punched him in the face.

I don't know if he's gay
or just British.

I'm pretty sure he's gay.

Whatever he is, he is getting
on my last nerve.

I mean, I am taking
the high road here,

but honestly? I may have to say
something to her about him.

You should say something.

You know what?
I don't have the time,

because he has me building
a raging river

for the two of them
to roll around in.

What do you mean
"roll around in"?

Well, I mean, it's part of
the dance, but it's a bit much.

- Mm-hmm.
- Keep that tight.

Let me feel it?

There, right, perfect,
and this...

- [Chuckling]
- Is gonna be straight.

Three, two...
trust me.

There.
Just-what... stop!

[Laughing] That old play
still gets you, does it?

- Well, yeah.
- [Laughing]

Oh, hey, can you
hold that, mate?

Oh, yeah.

- Thank you.
- There you go.

- Aw, it's...
- Ken?

- Aw, it's...
- Oh, Ken?

- Aw.
- Oh, Ken? Ken?

- Aw.
- Ken!

Ooh!

I really... I need
to talk to you.

Okay, hey, can you just
look at this section real quick?

I just wanna make sure I don't
look like a complete loser.

Okay, but you never
look like a loser.

Will you just watch?

'Cause I really feel
like I don't have it.

All right,
but I already love it.

Jessica.

Okay, so there's this solo part
where he spins me off,

and then I basically
do three of these.

I'm already crying.
That's beautiful.

- Jess, I'm serious.
- I'm being serious.

I don't wanna look
like a weird woman.

You remember when we went
to see your niece's recital

and all the teachers
did a dance,

and it was the saddest thing
in the world?

Okay, that was because

A... they were all
wearing Capri pants,

and B...
they were dancing

to Shania Twain's
That don't impress me much.

Hey, you may not have been
dancing professionally like Ken,

but you dance here every day
for hours and hours.

- Well, yeah, but...
- No.

You may not have
his thigh strength,

but you got the stems, honey,
and they go for days.

- [Chuckling]
- All right?

All right.

Did you need to talk
to me about something?

No, I'm fine.
I'm good.

- Hey, Q.
- Joseph.

Come on, Q.,
I'm sorry.

Don't apologize to me.

Geneva's the one
who was traumatized.

I'm sorry, Geneva.

Those pigtails
are looking fantastic.

Geneva appreciates
your compliment,

and she forgives you.

Okay, that's enough.

All right.

Hey, I was gonna ask you
kind of a weird question.

- Yeah, yeah, what's up?
- Is there anything going on

between you and Rav?

What? Oh,
no, no, no, no.

Lennon and I
have known him forever.

We went to college together.
Oh, okay.

'Cause I was gonna maybe
ask him out for some drinks,

but I don't wanna step
on any toes.

Oh, no, no, you should do that.

Ask him out, absolutely.
Okay.

And he's not, like,
the type of guy

who sleeps with a ton
of women, or...

Um, I would
have to check with him

regarding those figures,
but he's a really great guy.

He's smart and funny, and...

You know, he built
his own bar in Red Hook.

- He's best friends
with his grandfather.

You make him sound
like the perfect guy.

Oh, yeah, I mean,
not perfect, no, I...

but don't ever say
that I used that word.

Um, but it doesn't matter
'cause we're not...

Uh, he does take
his shirt off a lot.

Oh, that wasn't, like,
a one-time deal?

I'm afraid not. Rav!

Do you shave your chest?

What do you think?

Okay, great, thank you.

So...

Yeah, you wanna breathe
through here.

- Uh-huh.
- Hold it there.

Perfect.
You guys mind

if I get some eyes on this?

Love to see what
you've been working on.

Yeah, you wanna
see my sweet moves, lover?

Let's, uh... let's take it
from the fold over.

Okay.

[Classical music playing]

Hm, that man's
trying to make a baby.

Oh, wow, wow, wow.
Good stuff, guys.

Really good.
Okay, let's take ten.

Let's not... let's not
waste it, okay?

Let's save it for the show.

Babe, we're not done
with the dance yet, though.

- Did you wanna talk to me?
- What?

You wanna talk to me outside?

What are you talking about?

I don't like
what's happening here.

Okay, why are you whispering?

'Cause I don't
like this at all.

- Everything all right, mate?
- Hey, take a walk, man.

- Pardon me?
- Yeah, you heard me,

walk it off.
Okay.

You know what? Ha, I do need
to talk to you, actually.

Right now. Now!

Okay, that was embarrassing.

Man, I just feel like... He was really
taking some liberties there.

Okay, you know what?
I am doing dance moves

that every dancer does.

Well, let's just say that dude
was really taking advantage,

really getting in there.

What, do you not trust me?
Because that is insane.

It's not you
I'm worried about, it's him.

He's the one that's
busting out of those pants.

- Okay, so let me
just get this straight:

Your main concern is that
a gay man has to touch me

in order to do a dance
which requires touching.

Well, Jess and I weren't sure
if he was gay, or just British.

It doesn't matter what he is.

- It matters to me.
- Guys, guys, if I could.

I-I think what Joe
is trying to say

is that Ken can be
a bit difficult.

What are you talking about?

He has selflessly dedicated
a week of his life to help...

and that's wonderful,
but to Joe and I,

he hasn't exactly been
the most warm or welcoming.

Oh, I'm sorry that for once
in your entire life,

you have to support
someone else besides yourself.

Hey, you know what? I have
been on the high road, okay?

I went to Chinatown, and I have
burns on my fingertips

from a bunch of live eels
that Ping Mai made me touch

to see my future.
All I am asking is that

for once you get on board
when I am feeling really happy.

How's my girl?

I'm so sorry
that you had to see that.

That was so embarrassing.

No, I'm sorry, I stir it up.

I always stir up the trouble.

I don't want you to think

that I don't appreciate
you being here.

It means the...
Just say no more.

Our world can
be hard to understand

for those on the outside.
[Chuckling]

Okay, wait, whoa.

What are you doing?

- What do you mean?
- Stop.

Why are you doing that?

What have we
been doing all week?

Uh, dancing.
I-I thought you were gay.

Oh, come on, the old
"gay thing" again, really?

Yeah, you're, like,
really, super gay...

- British.
- Oh.

You do it again,
I'll rip your face off.

Wow, I really misread
the situation.

Yeah, I need you
to get out of here.

Yeah, I think
that would be appropriate.

Um, Lennon, can I just
say one more thing?

Oh, my God.
Get out.

Are you broken in the head?
Get out.

Hey, everybody.

No phones, no texting,
no emailing...

And if you need to open up
a sandwich, do it now.

And thank you for coming.

[Applause]

Len?

Look, we...
we talked outside...

- and we realized that we...
- You said I could apologize.

Oh, all right,
fine, go ahead, Joe.

We realized we were acting
like total asses.

We were just jealous.

No, and we have to be okay
with you

having other people
in your life.

- Ken tried to kiss me.
Both: What?

- Oh!
- Wait, what?

That is the last time
I take the high road.

I feel like such an idiot,

'cause I thought he was here
to dance with me,

and that... I don't know
why he would do that,

I'm just a stupid
dance teacher.

Oh, don't you dare
say that about yourself.

No, Jess, it doesn't matter.

I've got to go tell these people
that Ken won't be dancing.

I'm sure they'll be rushing

to sign their kids up
after that.

No, that jackass does not
get to ruin this for you, okay?

You don't need him, Lennon.

You are a phenomenal dancer.

Babe, you...
you gotta do this.

[Applause]

[Classical music playing]

- Sorry, sorry.
- It's okay.

Okay, go... oof.

I got it, I got it.
Get up there.

Get up there, girl.

[Whispering under breath]

Jess, the lift.

[Applause]

Beautiful.

All right, Q., just read
the lines and really unleash it.

I just want you to be you.

You are not wanted here,
foul creature.

Uh... Q, what's the deal?
Where is the ***?

Umm.. Hold on.

- Hey, Jess?
- Yeah.

- Can you come in here for a second?
- Yeah, what's up?

Uh... What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

I'm an invited guest.
Unlike some people I know... Hey.

And what are you wearing?
You look like a pirate!

Queenetta, say this...

You are not wanted here,
foul creature!

Got it!

So hurtful...

You need to get
real with yourself.

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